Random, stupid things on your mind

[ShayP]

Had lunch with a group of locksmiths! They're a weird bunch. And they can GET IN YOUR HOUSE!

Okay.  How did this come about?  Was there a convention for locksmiths?  Are you interested in being a locksmith?  I know, so many questions.   

[sean92008]

01:01:20. LISTEN CAREFULLY

[KSM]

01:01:20. LISTEN CAREFULLY

@sean92008 What exactly was I listening for? It has no sound.  Did she put a poo on his bed?

[Spookcat]

Psst! Someone has a birthday. It's @DaveScottSOR

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[sean92008]

@sean92008 What exactly was I listening for? It has no sound.  Did she put a poo on his bed?

People believe he referred to lying on the stand.

[KSM]

People believe he referred to lying on the stand.

Did she poo on the stand?

[sean92008]

Did she poo on the stand?

Are you hoping I drop a Tom Green video link here?

[KSM]

Are you hoping I drop a Tom Green video link here?

In recent years the old man's eyes have been blacked out which sucks because the normal view made it so much better. Downtown Ottawa 

[StarrMountain]

&t=1s

[sean92008]

In recent years the old man's eyes have been blacked out which sucks because the normal view made it so much better. Downtown Ottawa 

I wonder if they blacked the guys face out because the Union wanted YouTube to pay out per view or something.

With the comment about poop, this is what I was thinking about with Tom Green...

God awful now, I guess it was edgy 40 30 years ago.

[sean92008]

Ricky Gervais, SuperNature... Released today.

[KSM]

To try and keep prices down on their products Jimmy Dean has shrunk their sausage links. They are puny little things now. About two inches in length from about four only a month ago.  Make your own jokes up   So now instead of the usual 3 sausages with breakfast I use 4-5.

The deck is stacked and George is gettin' upset!!

[JUAN]

To try and keep prices down on their products Jimmy Dean has shrunk their sausage links. They are puny little things now. About two inches in length from about four only a month ago.  Make your own jokes up   So now instead of the usual 3 sausages with breakfast I use 4-5.

The deck is stacked and George is gettin' upset!!

This is exactly what manufacturers did in the 70s. A pound (16oz) of coffee because 15oz then 14oz. And so forth. 

[KSM]

This is exactly what manufacturers did in the 70s. A pound (16oz) of coffee because 15oz then 14oz. And so forth.

Shrinkflation.

Dammit

[sean92008]

I thought this was funny...

https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/res/d/demariye-baker/7488361932.html