Random, stupid things on your mind

[KSM]

WHAAAT DA' FAAAAWK ?

[sean92008]

WHAAAT DA' FAAAAWK ?

Not gay enough. There's those bikes that have a reciprocating dildo...

Mile high thin air...

[ShayP]

Not gay enough. There's those bikes that have a reciprocating dildo...

Mile high thin air...

I just did a search on those.  I can't believe there are so many options.  My life is going down the tubes man.  Searching for dildo bikes!?    I don't even ride a bike let alone use a dildo.
I wonder if there is a bike for guys that has a fleshlight positioned in a way that...well you know.  If not, I'm designing one.  $$$$ 

[sean92008]

I just did a search on those.  I can't believe there are so many options.  My life is going down the tubes man.  Searching for dildo bikes!?    I don't even ride a bike let alone use a dildo.
I wonder if there is a bike for guys that has a fleshlight positioned in a way that...well you know.  If not, I'm designing one.  $$$$ 

Some Japanese porn site will be calling you...

[Bart Ell]

BAAARTY, COME OUT AND PLAaaaYYY
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It looks like it is part of this bike
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Which would make perfect sense as I feel I have seen this movie before.
Better be careful @PolkaDot , he even namechecks you!

[KSM]

It looks like it is part of this bike
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Which would make perfect sense as I feel I have seen this movie before.
Better be careful @PolkaDot , he even namechecks you!

The colors don't match. So you're fat, AND blind?

[Bart Ell]

The colors don't match.

First the bike and now @KSM is showing signs of wanting to be an interior decorator.

[KSM]

First the bike and now @KSM is showing signs of wanting to be an interior decorator.

Like I said last night. The majority of you (you) are so predictable in your retorts that I could write them in advance. You don't even try anymore. And your colorblind. Probably wearing mismatched socks right now. 

[Bart Ell]

Like I said last night. The majority of you (you) are so predictable in your retorts that I could write them in advance. You don't even try anymore. And your colorblind. Probably wearing mismatched socks right now. 

Why don't you eat some red cabbage and then ride an oversized squirreldog down to the local nail place and have your taint painted green for St Michaels Day.

[KSM]

Why don't you eat some red cabbage and then ride an oversized squirreldog down to the local nail place and have your taint painted green for St Michaels Day.

  Ok that was funny.

[KSM]

Costco has these plastic containers of chocolate chip cookies (soft chew) THEY ARE EEEEeevil!  They are about 2.5" in diameter and about maybe 60 per container. My container was empty within 48 hours. You just can't fucking stop! I triple them like a small stack and killem' that way. Had the tummy ache of a lifetime. It was nirvanic bliss!

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[sean92008]

Costco has these plastic containers of chocolate chip cookies (soft chew) THEY ARE EEEEeevil!  They are about 2.5" in diameter and about maybe 60 per container. My container was empty within 48 hours. You just can't fucking stop! I triple them like a small stack and killem' that way. Had the tummy ache of a lifetime. It was nirvanic bliss!

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Costco crack. Welcome to America!

During my most recent health crisis, one of my kids ordered this for me...
Good thing I don't feel well or I would have finished every pound of it in one day.

If you haven't discovered See's Candies yet, I suggest you check them out. I don't think they put preservatives in them either, so it's all healthy!
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PS those Costco containers are great for holding knick knacks or, in my case, bolts and shit.

[PB]

... If you haven't discovered See's Candies yet, I suggest you check them out...

Plus, the profits go to a good cause - Warrun Buffett

[KSM]

Costco crack. Welcome to America!

During my most recent health crisis, one of my kids ordered this for me...
Good thing I don't feel well or I would have finished every pound of it in one day.

If you haven't discovered See's Candies yet, I suggest you check them out. I don't think they put preservatives in them either, so it's all healthy!
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PS those Costco containers are great for holding knick knacks or, in my case, bolts and shit.

They have them in Canada too but I never had a Costco card up there and the SHE knew that I couldn't control myself with those cookies so they never made it into the cart.

See's candies are the shit! MMmm

[ShayP]

See's candies are very expensive, but good.  They had a kiosk downtown and one in a mall nearby.  Alas...they have closed and never to return.