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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6870 on: September 21, 2022, 02:47:12 PM »
I need to stop searching for massage parlors.  I'm feeling like a creep.  Thanks guys!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6871 on: September 21, 2022, 02:54:51 PM »
I need to stop searching for massage parlors.  I'm feeling like a creep.  Thanks guys!

No, you need to get over whatever it is that makes you think there is something creepy about it.
It's just a massage.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6872 on: September 21, 2022, 03:12:21 PM »
No, you need to get over whatever it is that makes you think there is something creepy about it.
It's just a massage.
GET THE POISON OUT!

This is solid advice Shay.   It looks like Sunshine Island is open until 10:30PM.  You can get a good solid three hours in if you leave now.

https://sunshineisland.business.site/

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6873 on: September 21, 2022, 03:30:53 PM »
This is solid advice Shay.   It looks like Sunshine Island is open until 10:30PM.  You can get a good solid three hours in if you leave now.

https://sunshineisland.business.site/

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This is solid advice Shay.   It looks like Sunshine Island is open until 10:30PM.  You can get a good solid three hours in if you leave now.

https://sunshineisland.business.site/

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Ooo.  It's $10 cheaper per hour plus a free shower.  I'm a penny pincher.   By "cupped" I thought you meant something else.   ;)

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6874 on: September 21, 2022, 03:43:56 PM »
Mention a congested base chakra... 
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6875 on: September 21, 2022, 03:53:18 PM »
Seriously @ShayP The guys are on to something. There are real legitimate massage spas and massage therapists. You want to ask for a Relaxing or Swedish massage. Don't get cups or rocks or anything like that the first time. Just a basic hands on  relaxation massage. No classic happy ending but you will still walk out on a cloud. You should do it. And of course you prefer a masseuse not a masseur just for comfort's sake
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6876 on: September 21, 2022, 04:15:44 PM »
Seriously @ShayP The guys are on to something. There are real legitimate massage spas and massage therapists. You want to ask for a Relaxing or Swedish massage. Don't get cups or rocks or anything like that the first time. Just a basic hands on  relaxation massage. No classic happy ending but you will still walk out on a cloud. You should do it. And of course you prefer a masseuse not a masseur just for comfort's sake
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I have to confess I agree with TL on this. Go for it, Shay!
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6877 on: September 21, 2022, 04:18:52 PM »
You never know. I've been crawled on top of a few times with no asking or discussion of sex and certainly no discussion of a "tip" either. 
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6878 on: September 21, 2022, 04:19:18 PM »
No classic happy ending

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS!
GET IT TUGGED!


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6879 on: September 21, 2022, 04:19:59 PM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6880 on: September 21, 2022, 04:31:24 PM »
BORING!
HE NEEDS A TUG.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6881 on: September 21, 2022, 04:31:27 PM »
BORING!
HE NEEDS A TUG.

Well of course he does but if he doesn't want all the bells and whistles - and tugs - he doesn't have to
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6882 on: September 21, 2022, 04:35:09 PM »
Well of course he does but if he doesn't want all the bells and whistles - and tugs - he doesn't have to

I am going to ban you from this thread.

This is about @ShayP going for a rub and tug.
He tried on his own and was unable to complete.
He needs to go to a place where they will massage him a bit and then grab hold of his prick with their oily hands and look him in the eye as he finishes.
They will then clean him up and he will be whole again.
Any other advice is nonsense.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6883 on: September 21, 2022, 04:35:29 PM »
The poison must be removed!

WITH EYE CONTACT!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6884 on: September 21, 2022, 04:43:41 PM »
WITH EYE CONTACT!

and loving cupping........