Random, stupid things on your mind

[KSM]

My antenna reception has been compromised. Fuckers are converting and scrambling signals in this area.

[Bart Ell]

My antenna reception has been compromised. Fuckers are converting and scrambling signals in this area.

Maybe the chickens ate the signal.
Next week you will be complaining your wired VCR remote stopped working.
Every channel in the world on IPTV, every TV show and movie commercial free and you grannies spend the day playing with your rabbit ears more than your lil pants nuggies.

[KSM]

Maybe the chickens ate the signal.
Next week you will be complaining your wired VCR remote stopped working.
Every channel in the world on IPTV, every TV show and movie commercial free and you grannies spend the day playing with your rabbit ears more than your lil pants nuggies.

I don't watch the channels, I just like knowing that they're there as a backup.

[sean92008]

This is the stuff of nightmares.

That filter app must be called "Clown Youself, Bro."

[bateman]

https://twitter.com/troonytoons/status/1622372107169693696

We are in the end stage of western civilization.

[sean92008]

https://twitter.com/troonytoons/status/1622372107169693696

We are in the end stage of western civilization.

Throughout the ages in an innovative and productive society, executing this type of person would be considered acceptable by the silent masses. 

[PB]

https://twitter.com/troonytoons/status/1622372107169693696

We are in the end stage of western civilization.

Is that Wanker?

[ItsOver]

Is that Wanker?

Is it herping or at least derping?

[KSM]

I know a security guard who works in the lobby of the high-rise next to my place. He tells me about what he see's people doing in the elevators when they think they are unseen. Alot of nose-picking, but mostly ASS-PICKING! Men mostly scratch their balls and pick their noses. Women are nose picking and the majority of the ass-picking. Why are women doing this? Picking their asses. Or are they scratching their asses? Is there a difference between picking and scratching?  These are nicely dressed good looking professional women too!

[sean92008]

I know a security guard who works in the lobby of the high-rise next to my place. He tells me about what he see's people doing in the elevators when they think they are unseen. Alot of nose-picking, but mostly ASS-PICKING! Men mostly scratch their balls and pick their noses. Women are nose picking and the majority of the ass-picking. Why are women doing this? Picking their asses. Or are they scratching their asses? Is there a difference between picking and scratching?  These are nicely dressed good looking professional women too!

Things. Blame things.

Er, thongs.

[KSM]

Ya know,

I must say that although @PolkaDot can be a somewhat high-maintenance friend, she is not without kindness and pure thoughtfulness. I say this because today she brought me EGGS! EGGS when I was unable to locate any.

Captain Protein once again!

[HamsterMuscle]

Ya know,

I must say that although @PolkaDot can be a somewhat high-maintenance friend, she is not without kindness and pure thoughtfulness. I say this because today she brought me EGGS! EGGS when I was unable to locate any.

Captain Protein once again!

I have a couple of eggs for you.  I am also your somewhat high-maintenance friend.

[sean92008]

Ya know,

I must say that although @PolkaDot can be a somewhat high-maintenance friend, she is not without kindness and pure thoughtfulness. I say this because today she brought me EGGS! EGGS when I was unable to locate any.

Captain Protein once again!

@PolkaDot has a price... Buy the lime and grab a shovel, you got some burying to do.  Capice?
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[KSM]

I have a couple of eggs for you.  I am also your somewhat high-maintenance friend.

The ol' balls in the eye sockets trick? Yuck    No

@PolkaDot has a price... Buy the lime and grab a shovel, you got some burying to do.  Capice?
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Buying her a big bottle of Irish whiskey. I'll refrain from making any jokes about her burying it. 

[PolkaDot]

Ya know,

I must say that although @PolkaDot can be a somewhat high-maintenance friend, she is not without kindness and pure thoughtfulness. I say this because today she brought me EGGS! EGGS when I was unable to locate any.

Captain Protein once again!

Darling, I’m a high-maintenance everything. I know my worth.