There is this truck stop type diner we like to have breakfast at every Sunday. They make me a customized grilled ham n cheese add egg with the yolk all broke out of course, on rye. It's so simple but so perfect with the ham to cheese to egg ratio and I just can't duplicate it at home. At first I thought it was just a case of everything tastes better when someone else makes it but it's not that. I don't know wtf they do back there but I'm glad they do it.
Yet they have the worst coffee in the world - just watery and weak and nobody else says anything? We actually take our own in and they let us because she's a great tipper.