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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #195 on: August 11, 2020, 11:03:51 PM »
Hamster, please. This is a sandwich thread, let's clean rein in the dialogue a little and keep the pee pee's and wee wee's out of it.

Dude, you are the one showing us your meat in your avatar.

And no discussion about mayo is complete without bringing Senda into it.

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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #196 on: August 11, 2020, 11:33:34 PM »
I am not supossed to be posting after 5000 and now you've broken that. Thanks ???

Here, have a Cry Me A River sandwich

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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #197 on: August 12, 2020, 12:17:34 AM »
For everyone who is not KSM32, check this out.  It's the BEST steak sandwich that I have ever had.

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General directions:

1) Fry up some sliced and halved onions with oil and a tab of butter.  Softened, but leave some crunch in them.  Set aside.

2) Stir up some garlic butter with: garlic, olive oil, butter, parsley, salt and pepper

3) Arugula, olive oil, salt and pepper. Lightly toss with your hands.

4) Salt/pepper a ribeye or New York (about 1 1/2" thick) and grill to med. rare (130F, will finish while resting).

5) Stir together Sriracha, Asian mayo sauce, and Worcestershire.

6) Pan fry two slices of French bread, coated with the garlic butter on both sides (toast both sides).

7) Assembly, weeee!  Sriracha mayo delight goes first, followed by Arugula.  Then pile on slices of the steak, and then the onions.  Top with the other slice of bread, and slice in half.  Consume.

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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #198 on: August 12, 2020, 12:21:13 AM »
PUMPING CYCLES?

Is this allowed?

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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #199 on: August 12, 2020, 07:55:59 AM »
For everyone who is not KSM32, check this out.  It's the BEST steak sandwich that I have ever had.

That's some heavy beef curtains hanging off that! Yum!

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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #200 on: August 12, 2020, 02:12:50 PM »
That's some heavy beef curtains hanging off that! Yum!

Why, you cheeky little swine!  On behalf of my dear friend KSM32, who is not allowed to post anymore, I will thank you for not bringing that kind of filthy imagery into this thread.  We are here to talk about SANDWICHES, not "meat wallets" or "panty hamsters" or "pink tacos."  Nor is any talk about eating the same allowed.  Terms such as "barking at the ape," "cleaning the fish tank," or (Jesus take the wheel) "French kissing Mr. Lincoln" are STRICTLY prohibited.

Your cooperation is appreciated.

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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #201 on: August 12, 2020, 09:06:59 PM »
Is this allowed?

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That lil outlet wouldn't please the average brown bread female sammik.
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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #202 on: August 13, 2020, 01:01:16 AM »
That lil outlet wouldn't please the average brown bread female sammik.

I was in the pool!

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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #204 on: August 14, 2020, 04:24:11 PM »
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Make%20a%20Sandwich

"About the most sexually degrading thing that can be done to a man. "

Particularly if mayo is involved.

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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #205 on: August 14, 2020, 10:59:26 PM »
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Make%20a%20Sandwich
Clean it up or you're out.


Watch his black ass, control this thread. It's yours now. Stop making me have to post again.


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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #206 on: August 14, 2020, 11:46:29 PM »
Stop making me have to post again.

Why do phags keep sucking my dick?

It's yours now.

My own thread...sandwiches for everyone!

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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #207 on: August 15, 2020, 12:25:53 PM »
Why do phags keep sucking my dick?


For the same reason Twisted Sister announced that they are now willing to, Take It.

Don't lift your ingredients via The Onion.

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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #208 on: August 15, 2020, 05:15:28 PM »
Don't lift your ingredients via The Onion.

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OKAY MOM

As one humour magazine wryly noted: "Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?"[Hefferman]


WORKS CITED

Hefferman, Bruce. “Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?” The Onion, https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529. Accessed 16 August 2020.




May I suggest changing the name of the thread to "Sandwiches and MLA Formatting, but NO sexy time fun talk" as a way of warning others, lest they sin as I have done?

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Re: Sandwiches
« Reply #209 on: August 15, 2020, 11:30:13 PM »
Chicken Pesto Focaccia Sandwiches

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PESTO:

2 cups fresh basil leaves
½ cup grated Parmesan cheese
½ cup extra-virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon almond butter
1 large lemon, zested and juiced
2 garlic cloves, smashed
1 teaspoon each kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

CHICKEN:

1 pound boneless, skinless chicken breast
½ teaspoon each kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
Neutral oil cooking spray

INNARDS THAT ARE NOT CHICKEN AND ALSO BREAD

One 8-ounce loaf focaccia
â…“ cup crumbled feta chees PLU
â…“ cup chopped sun-dried tomatoes
â…” cup packed mixed greens

DIRECTIONS:

1. Make the pesto: Add the basil, Parmesan, olive oil, almond butter, lemon zest, lemon juice and garlic to the bowl of a blender or food processor; season with salt and pepper. Wonder why you are going to all this trouble rather than simply buying it prepared.  Then, pulse until blended and creamy.  You know the rhythm -- think pumping cycles.

2. Make the Chicken: Heat a 10-inch cast-iron skillet or griddle over medium-high heat.  Don't have one?  Well, you're fucked now!  You already made the pesto!  Meanwhile, place the chicken in a freezer bag and pound flat until it’s about â…œ-inch thick. Talk dirty to it while you are doing this; call it your hot little slut.  Cut each breast into four equal parts; season with salt and pepper. Lightly spray the pan with cooking spray. Add the chicken to the skillet and cook, flipping once, until a meat thermometer (not that one, zip your pants back up) reads 165°F, about 3 minutes per side. Remove the chicken from the pan and let it rest on a cutting board.  It's had a tough day.

3. Assemble the Pancakes: Cut the focaccia into four even pieces.  Remember, it doesn't taste right unless the pieces are exactly the same size. Using a serrated bread knife, carefully cut each piece horizontally in half.   Liberally spread the bottom halves with the pesto.  Work it, baby. Top with the feta, sun-dried tomatoes, greens, chicken and top halves of the focaccia. Wipe the drool from your chin and console yourself that you are almost done.  Working in batches, place the sandwiches in the pan and cook on each side until toasted, about 1 minute per side.

4.  You're girlfriend's not hungry.  Even so, hide one of the sandwiches as a contingency.  You can't be too careful when it comes to sandwiches of this caliber.