Sandwiches

[Ciardelo]

You kidding, I won her at a key party.

And I know you're far too out of shape (being nice here) to attend said event unless it's held at a pig farm. Stop pretending fatso. No real woman is fucking you unless you pay them.

Yeah, you got me Nancy Drew. You're drunk posting and think you're having fun.

Sure, you say you're "kidding around" but all you're doing is saying hateful, disrespectful things Kitten.

Why don't you go sober up?

[KSM]

Yeah, you got me Nancy Drew. You're drunk posting and think you're having fun.

Sure, you say you're "kidding around" but all you're doing is saying hateful, disrespectful things Kitten.

Why don't you go sober up?

I don't need alcohol to be like this. I am like this. And quite sober, I assure you.

Kitten? now that's just mean, man!

[Ciardelo]

I don't need alcohol to be like this. I am like this. And quite sober, I assure you.

So you're just another piss-ant blowhard prick? Fuck you. I've been dealing with emotionally inadequate little fucks like you all my life. Fuck off, asshole.

[Bart Ell]

Sandwichville always falls to jealousy.
It never fails.

[ShayP]

Sandwichville always falls to jealousy.
It never fails.

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[KSM]

So you're just another piss-ant blowhard prick? Fuck you. I've been dealing with emotionally inadequate little fucks like you all my life. Fuck off, asshole.

No. I'm not so easily summed up. Kudos on a half assed try though - best you're capable of in such a vulnerable state. I reeeaaally got to you with that earlier post Cuttin' perdy deep was I?   I would be happy to paypal you a few bucks to rent yourself a vagina for the night Hell, I'll even throw in a pair of my wife's worn panties. Closest you'll ever come to come to the real beautiful thing. You can cry yourself to sleep as you hold them to your face.

Warning: Vaginas do not come with a manual. PM me, I'll shoot ya a few pointers

Fuck off? Nah, I'll sign in whenever I want. I like posting here, I'm very funny

[paladin1991]

Ummmm...WOW!!! This sounds amazing and I'm not a big red meat girl. I'm impressed @ShayP you're possibly the only person that could make @KSM32 palatable.

I'm not a 'big' meat guy.  More average if you want to know. And unlike KSM, I am able to pound a ten penny nail thru a 2x4.

[KSM]

I'm not a 'big' meat guy.

LOL  I'm sure you've been told that a-LOT!

[PolkaDot]

Are @KSM32 and @paladin1991 twins separated at birth?

[KSM]

Are @KSM32 and @paladin1991 twins separated at birth?

Well then, in keeping with the spirit of the thread, you want us to sandwich you?    @PolkaDot

[PolkaDot]

Well then, in keeping with the spirit of the thread, you want us to sandwich you?    @PolkaDot

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[paladin1991]

LOL  I'm sure you've been told that a-LOT!

Well, your wife is pretty blabby.

[paladin1991]

Well then, in keeping with the spirit of the thread, you want us to sandwich you?    @PolkaDot

 Well, hell, let's give the girl a night to remember.  She might need a pillow to bite.  Who's bringing the maple syrup?

[paladin1991]

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oooooh, she has a friend.   KSM, let's each take one.  Then when we break for sammiches and Scotch, we'll hose them off and switch.

[Robert]

Saturday morning I made for the first time Monte Cristo (croques messieurs) sandwiches for me and Other Robert here.  Came up a little short on egg, and I baked them instead of frying, with sliced potato.  Ham, Swiss cheese, yellow onion rings, and Grey Poupon on the sandwiches before cooking.  Only the bread (white) was dipped in egg-milk mixture, and 2 large eggs still wasn't quite enough for 2 sandwiches.

I've read online that some make Monte Cristos with powdered sugar on the bread, like breakfast French toast.  Blech!  Sometimes sweet stuff could go OK with ham, but seems to me that'd be a bad taste with Swiss cheese.