REMEMBERING SHAYP
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@ShayP Super rich thick and hoppy craft beer ALL FUCKING DAY!! But really::Since 01 my wife has been making eggs benny every Christmas morning, sometimes even for a small army. They all leave after and return for dinner because they're all day barnacles looking for free stuff. Kidding. I still don't know what she does with that homemade Hollandaise sauce but it's divine and I could drink it like soup. She'll usually uses a nice deli shaved ham or smoked salmon. Or BOTH - this year as things have gotten out of hand with guests Would you please come yell at them for me?? No lunch needed because we'll be napping.Dinner will be a classic extreme buttery Turkey basted in some concoction she learnt of while working in a Greek restaurant many years ago. Roasted garlic mash (I do those) Glazed carrots. Brussel sprouts done in chicken stock with bacon (again, don't know what she does but I'm glad she does it) And Paula Deen's mac n cheese (because my wife is a racist) After that will be a flourless Chocolate lava cake. Originally it was supposed to be just US TWO! but now we have nine adults and four kids. Instead of the four kids I'd rather have baby goats running around the house Compact little assholes who don't stop asking me for stuff. "I could throw you through the window you little shitbirds!" FUCK OFF!I'm missing several details and finishing touches but you get the point.PS for my wife's staff party she took everybody (I paid for me) to the pea shoot chef's place. Pictured you'll see the wilted pea shoots on the side of my plate. They were on TOP of my chicken masala. I love masala sauce oh yeah, great stuffing of course mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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It’s as excited to be eaten as you are to eat it!
@Christmas Farm Penis "...pea shoot chef's place" and "Paula Deen's mac n cheese (because my wife is a racist)" equals LMAO!!! Oh man that tickles me. I needed a good laugh to start the morning. The breakfast sounds divine. Your wife can master a hollandaise sauce and you can't even line up the Santa's on wrapping paper? tsk tsk. I kid man! I kid. Dinner for two would've been nice. Did you get blindsided with the extra guests? I'm with you regarding the kids. When kids would be over they'd go through my stuff. Their parents would say "Oh no. It's okay." What!!!?? No no no. This is my place. They can do what I say or they can sit their asses down and be quiet. Well, that's what went through my head, annndd I may or may not have blurted it out loud one one occasion. Oh. By the way, that looked like a nice little meal at wifey's staff party...minus the shoots. CHEERS MAN!
You guys are killing me with this Holiday food. I'm doing the Cabbage Soup Diet until the 24th. Hopefully so I don't have to diet for 10 months after two months of indulgence. Summer is Coming
Cabbage soup diet works great especially if you put in a bunch of hot pepper. The trick is that you only eat the soup. p.s. I just finished a slice of pumpkin pound cake with cream cheese frosting.
Are you kidding? Do you really only eat cabbage soup?
Summer is coming??? you're in SoCal!! It's summer now and always!!
As far as the cabbage soup diet goes you wouldn't need to subject yourself to needless discomfort if you'd simply maintain year round. You people drive me nuts with this self foodstuff flagellation. Completely unnecessary!! Self Discipline. Don't let it come to that point!!
Saying that in a very gentle and humble way with peace n love. Peeaaace AND Looovvve
I'm going to my springboard class now!!
Summer is coming??? you're in SoCal!! It's summer now and always!! As far as the cabbage soup diet goes you wouldn't need to subject yourself to needless discomfort if you'd simply maintain year round. You people drive me nuts with this self foodstuff flagellation. Completely unnecessary!! Self Discipline. Don't let it come to that point!!Saying that in a very gentle and humble way with peace n love. Peeaaace AND Looovvve I'm going to my springboard class now!!
What! Stop! Springboard?!? Are you just saying that?
I'M PETITE AND HAVE A SLOW METABOLISM!
Just kidding. I saw your post so I thought it would be a great closer. It worked! I'M PETITE IN THE PANTS!! But Hey! it may be short, but IT'S SKINNY!! SO THERE!
It did and I thought I had converted you for a minute. sigh.
