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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2070 on: May 14, 2019, 06:05:57 AM »
Oh, c'mon.  Nectarines are MUCH tangier, with a firm, lasting mouthfeel!  Who wants to eat or peel a bunch of squirting fuzz.  But apricots take the cake.

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« Reply #2071 on: May 14, 2019, 06:06:59 AM »
Oh, c'mon.  Nectarines are MUCH tangier, with a firm, lasting mouthfeel!  Who wants to eat or peel a bunch of squirting fuzz.  But apricots take the cake.
you are wrong.
that said nectarines are simply fuzz-less variety of  peaches
apricots are ok, but cant hold a candle to peaches.
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« Reply #2072 on: May 14, 2019, 06:24:26 AM »
you are wrong.
that said nectarines are simply fuzz-less variety of  peaches
apricots are ok, but cant hold a candle to peaches.
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Peaches or nothing.
Though a nice, ripe pear isn't terrible.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2073 on: May 14, 2019, 06:30:39 AM »
you are wrong.
that said nectarines are simply fuzz-less variety of  peaches
apricots are ok, but cant hold a candle to peaches.
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Why are peaches Fuzzy? I don't like the fuzz.

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« Reply #2074 on: May 14, 2019, 06:56:38 AM »
Oh, c'mon.  Nectarines are MUCH tangier, with a firm, lasting mouthfeel!  Who wants to eat or peel a bunch of squirting fuzz.  But apricots take the cake.

I told myself I wouldn't have dirty thoughts today and share innuendo regarding said thoughts based on the highlighted quote.  So all I'll say is I love peaches and hate apricots.  Nectarines are okay.

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« Reply #2075 on: May 14, 2019, 08:06:18 AM »
Why are peaches Fuzzy? I don't like the fuzz.
Peach fuzz is a defense mechanism that protects the fruit from insects, bacteria, and rainwater. The fuzz wards off bugs attracted to the sweet fruit. Due to the strange texture of the fuzz, insects are less likely to land on the peaches and eat the fruit. Additionally, the tiny hairs support rain droplets and prevent them from siting directly on the delicate skin. During light showers or morning dew, the skin stays dry and the peaches are less prone to bacteria and rotting.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2076 on: May 14, 2019, 08:11:57 AM »
@Bart Ell  Are you planning to have an awesome day?

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« Reply #2077 on: May 14, 2019, 08:20:50 AM »
@Bart Ell  Are you planning to have an awesome day?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2078 on: May 14, 2019, 09:44:33 AM »
You all realize you're woman, right? Talking/posting like that about those things? Let's roll things back a few generations to when woman knew better than to make mention of, let alone laugh and joke about such things.  It's not funny.
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« Reply #2079 on: May 14, 2019, 11:10:47 AM »
You all realize you're woman, right? Talking/posting like that about those things? Let's roll things back a few generations to when woman knew better than to make mention of, let alone laugh and joke about such things.  It's not funny.
I'm going to assume that this is your sorry attempt at sardonic humor and that you're not being an ass. I'm choosing to think this because one is a purposeful and endearing attempt and the other is an unfortunate circumstance of breeding and rearing and I am an optimist.
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« Reply #2080 on: May 14, 2019, 02:34:22 PM »
What is your preference, peaches or nectarines?
I used to far prefer nectarines, but the past few years, peaches.  They don't feel as fuzzy as they used to.  Have the peaches changed or is it me?

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« Reply #2081 on: May 14, 2019, 04:14:43 PM »
Peach fuzz is a defense mechanism that protects the fruit from insects, bacteria, and rainwater. The fuzz wards off bugs attracted to the sweet fruit. Due to the strange texture of the fuzz, insects are less likely to land on the peaches and eat the fruit. Additionally, the tiny hairs support rain droplets and prevent them from siting directly on the delicate skin. During light showers or morning dew, the skin stays dry and the peaches are less prone to bacteria and rotting.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2082 on: May 14, 2019, 07:33:10 PM »
I'm going to assume that this is your sorry attempt at sardonic humor and that you're not being an ass. I'm choosing to think this because one is a purposeful and endearing attempt and the other is an unfortunate circumstance of breeding and rearing and I am an optimist.
Breeding and rearing? I take my chances with the superior genetic toolbox I was gifted. Now get in the kitchen where you belong. Go on.. do as you're told.

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« Reply #2083 on: May 14, 2019, 08:08:00 PM »
Breeding and rearing? I take my chances with the superior genetic toolbox I was gifted. Now get in the kitchen where you belong. Go on.. do as you're told.
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There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2084 on: May 14, 2019, 09:11:21 PM »
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No, like you, yours was an empty bag. I haven't even brought up the bedroom scenario yet.