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Title: Haircuts
Post by: timebandit on April 07, 2019, 12:11:25 PM
I've gone to several different barbers trying to find one I like.
the last one was around my 5th.. I sit down and say 'leave the sides touching my ear, tapered in back, long on top'.
He says "you want a 3 or 4?" I look at him and say "what?" when I want to say 'did you hear a fucking word I said?"
He says "3 or 4?" I say I gotta make a call..get up and leave.
I just now finished hacking my hair above the bathroom sink.. took and hour but it's not half bad.
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: JUAN on April 07, 2019, 12:42:34 PM
I’ve been to some of those barbers. Awful.
My solution - find a 20-something with lots of tats and multi colored hair. Pay her three times what you pay the others. She’ll find a normal haircut a creative challenge.
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: anniem on April 07, 2019, 01:01:40 PM
I've gone to several different barbers trying to find one I like.
the last one was around my 5th.. I sit down and say 'leave the sides touching my ear, tapered in back, long on top'.
He says "you want a 3 or 4?" I look at him and say "what?" when I want to say 'did you hear a fucking word I said?"
He says "3 or 4?" I say I gotta make a call..get up and leave.
I just now finished hacking my hair above the bathroom sink.. took and hour but it's not half bad.

I wonder, 3 or 4 what
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: timebandit on April 07, 2019, 01:23:05 PM
I wonder, 3 or 4 what
it's an attachment that goes on a shave tool.. it's a guide for the depth.
1 buzzcut..2 flatop..ect
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: anniem on April 07, 2019, 01:52:00 PM
it's an attachment that goes on a shave tool.. it's a guide for the depth.
1 buzzcut..2 flatop..ect

OH

I get it.

https://www.flowbee.com/ (https://www.flowbee.com/)
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: 26 horses on April 07, 2019, 04:32:22 PM
I've gone to several different barbers trying to find one I like.
the last one was around my 5th.. I sit down and say 'leave the sides touching my ear, tapered in back, long on top'.
He says "you want a 3 or 4?" I look at him and say "what?" when I want to say 'did you hear a fucking word I said?"
He says "3 or 4?" I say I gotta make a call..get up and leave.
I just now finished hacking my hair above the bathroom sink.. took and hour but it's not half bad.
Hows about:



Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: 26 horses on April 07, 2019, 04:33:04 PM
I wonder, 3 or 4 what
Gotta be inches for "long on top".
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: anniem on April 07, 2019, 04:34:46 PM
Gotta be inches for "long on top".

How many flobee segments. Ha!
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: 26 horses on April 07, 2019, 04:35:31 PM
OH

I get it.

https://www.flowbee.com/ (https://www.flowbee.com/)

And it has a competitor too:

https://haircut-com.myshopify.com

https://haircut-com.myshopify.com/products/clear-model-by-robocut-1040-w-power
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: anniem on April 07, 2019, 05:27:32 PM
And it has a competitor too:

https://haircut-com.myshopify.com

https://haircut-com.myshopify.com/products/clear-model-by-robocut-1040-w-power

There you go! 
You know, my husband has a weed whacker he isn't using at the moment...
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: 26 horses on April 07, 2019, 05:33:04 PM
There you go! 
You know, my husband has a weed whacker he isn't using at the moment...

Have to watch the horsepower or else:

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Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: anniem on April 07, 2019, 05:38:01 PM
Have to watch the horsepower or else:

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HA!  That'd work.
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: 26 horses on April 07, 2019, 05:40:51 PM
How many flobee segments. Ha!
2 of the big 'uns!

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Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: 26 horses on April 07, 2019, 05:42:55 PM
HA!  That'd work.

Prince Harry's new look...

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Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: anniem on April 07, 2019, 06:07:21 PM
Prince Harry's new look...

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Photoshop?
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: KSM on April 07, 2019, 10:28:23 PM
Unless cutting 1/4" off every three months counts, this thread does not apply to me. I'm a "longhair" ;D ;D ;D Just coz I CAN!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :)
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: 26 horses on April 08, 2019, 10:25:51 AM
Photoshop?

To the right side, yes...the left is accurate.

Perhaps he will part his hair in a gender neutral way too... ::)
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: 26 horses on April 08, 2019, 10:30:36 AM
Unless cutting 1/4" off every three months counts, this thread does not apply to me. I'm a "longhair" ;D ;D ;D Just coz I CAN!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :)
;)

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Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: anniem on April 08, 2019, 07:43:08 PM
;)

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That's funny
Title: Re: Haircuts
Post by: KSM on April 09, 2019, 12:48:31 AM
;)

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hehehehehe  almost a decaf spit-take.  How would one spell the Wookie sound?  Mmwuuahhh??