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Rikki Gins Lounge => Random Topics => Topic started by: Astro Bitch on November 14, 2018, 04:49:50 PM
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A couple of months ago my husband moved his father in with us, he is a Viet Nam Veteran and has some questionable language and attitude but that doesn't seem to affect his use of such.. For example today he was baking a ham and as he was getting ready to carve it he said,while he was sharpening the knife, Louie, ( my Boxer dog) this is for all those poor Chinese people who eat dog and then cut both his fore finger and middle finger to the bone. Blood was all over his hand and down his arm and all he said was,,Louie you get to live another day and wrapped a dish towel around it and served the dinner. I asked if he needed to go to the Hospital and he said no, I'll just pour some peroxide on it and wrap it up, if I need stitches I'll give them myself.
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The question I have are all old white men this hard core or is this a generation thing, because my husband will not think twice about using his health benefits
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My husband called 911 and all my father-in-law can say he is a wussy that there are no veins or arteries in your fingers and he isn't paying the bill.
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The question I have are all old white men this hard core or is this a generation thing, because my husband will not think twice about using his health benefits
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Sounds mentally ill to me.
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Sounds mentally ill to me.
My husband or afther in law
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My husband or afther in law
The father in law.
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0000000000000000000000Well, I relay don't care because he never ever gave once of specter to me but the paramedics, fire truck and police all came, must be a Mt. Pleasant thing, and now he argues with the paramedic about finger inguries and told the paramedic he was clamping arteries when he was just a gleem in his horney dadies eyes.
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WTF we have to pay for the 911 call.
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WTF we have to pay for the 911 call.
Do they take Bart Buck$?
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he just said to one of the Officers I guess since there are only two of you you are not going to gang me and beat me all the while yelling stop resisting.
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he just said to one of the Officers I guess since there are only two of you you are not going to gang me and beat me all the while yelling stop resisting.
His he wearing a wiffe beater t-shirt? Does he have a mullet?
I hope you are videotaping this.
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No he has on cargo shorts and a t-shirt, but he is well known around here and my husband is trying to reason with the police.
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His he wearing a wiffe beater t-shirt? Does he have a mullet?
I hope you are videotaping this.
Hold my beer. Hey y’all watch this!
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Wouldn't mind a peep at the video myself
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No he has on cargo shorts and a t-shirt, but he is well known around here and my husband is trying to reason with the police.
Hiw much does he drink?
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Hiw much does he drink?
he drinks bourbon (Makers Mark)
thru ought the day, used to drink rum until that pirate stuff became popular, I would say half a liter a day,, is that too much?
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now my husband is pissed thsat I called him an old white man
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he drinks bourbon (Makers Mark)
thru ought the day, used to drink rum until that pirate stuff became popular, I would say half a liter a day,, is that too much?
He's fine then. A real man drinks quarts..................
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So nowwe have to pay 275 dollars for nothing.
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he drinks bourbon (Makers Mark)
thru ought the day, used to drink rum until that pirate stuff became popular, I would say half a liter a day,, is that too much?
Definitely three sheets to the wind territory. If he stopped cold turkey there would probably be a good chance of seizures.
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now my husband is pissed thsat I called him an old white man
Is your husband old?
Is he an only child?
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Definitely three sheets to the wind territory. If he stopped cold turkey there would probably be a good chance of seizures.
We talked to him about how much he drinks and his reply was when you can spit in the Devils face then you you can tell me how much to drink.
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WTF we have to pay for the 911 call.
He said he was fine, he’d stich it up right?
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He said he was fine, he’d stich it up right?
Yes he did and hw will probaly do thsat unless it will lead to a scar that will add dignity to him
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Yes he did and hw will probaly do thsat unless it will lead to a scar that will add dignity to him
So let him be and let him enjoy his ham.
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We talked to him about how much he drinks and his reply was when you can spit in the Devils face then you you can tell me how much to drink.
Yeah. Most people with an alcohol problem won’t quit until they lose more than they were willing to lose. Even then sometimes it’s too late. Check out alanon if it starts affecting your life negatively. It’s a support organization for family and friends of people that abuse alcohol. Your husband might benefit from a visit to Adult Children of Alcoholics.
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So let him be and let him enjoy his ham.
If it was just about ham that would be ok, but I have two kids a girl 12 and a boy 14 and they love/follow him like a fairy Tale. He is the complete opposite of their father, he can fix everything and the neighbor children call him Skips
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If it was just about ham that would be ok, but I have two kids a girl 12 and a boy 14 and they love/follow him like a fairy Tale. He is the complete opposite of their father, he can fix everything and the neighbor children call him Skips
Like I said, let him be. Is it fair what’s he’s doing/done, probably not. But sometimes the best thing is to just let someone be and when they figure out they’ve mad a fool out of themselves then they can reflect. Some people look for a reaction. Don’t give it to them. If he wants to stich his own fingered up, let him. It will most likely be a painful lesson. Don’t give in to the reaction. If he’s tough as nails, you be tough as nails. Chances are them fingers are gonna hurt like hell.
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Like I said, let him be. Is it fair what’s he’s doing/done, probably not. But sometimes the best thing is to just let someone be and when they figure out they’ve mad a fool out of themselves then they can reflect. Some people look for a reaction. Don’t give it to them. If he wants to stich his own fingered up, let him. It will most likely be a painful lesson. Don’t give in to the reaction. If he’s tough as nails, you be tough as nails. Chances are them fingers are gonna hurt like hell.
Yes thy willhurt lie hell, but he will chrish the pain, that old shit comes from a different generation, to him pain is a sign of life, I can relate is a ways,, but I hate how he attracts the kids in the neighborhood, he fixes everything and even fixes the cars ij the neighborhood, he can weld, mold and do anything,, just too much for ....
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Yes thy willhurt lie hell, but he will chrish the pain, that old shit comes from a different generation, to him pain is a sign of life, I can relate is a ways,, but I hate how he attracts the kids in the neighborhood, he fixes everything and even fixes the cars ij the neighborhood, he can weld, mold and do anything,, just too much for ....
He likes to bring up (brag about) things from the past. He's got some over reliance on drinking. I wonder if he encounters small problems while making repairs, etc. "Now let's see, where did I put that fill-er-ups (Philips) screwdriver?" Not poking fun, just using as an illustration. Could be some early manifestations of Alzheimer's disease. I hardly ever watched MASH but I remember Harry Morgan playing a roll where he was an oddball General who had his mind set on court-martialing Hawkeye. Before he started the proceedings though, he turned to a black MP and said "But first, a number!" For some reason, reading about you father in law brought that to mind.
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Obviously you and your husband are granola eating, soy drinkers who don't understand that life is not free.
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Obviously you and your husband are granola eating, soy drinkers who don't understand that life is not free.
Agreed. They might find listening to and showing him some respect will go a long way.
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I managed to break a pint glass while washing it and the gash down the outside of my hand under my pinky was quite bad (flesh hanging down and copious blood) - I only mention this because at the ER they told me it had to be stitched up and they wanted to put local anaesthetic on it (which I know hurts and makes the area swell so would make stitching twice as long a process) so told the doc to just stitch it without anaesthetic - he balked at first, but then I told him to not be a wuss and do it. It was fine, but then I have a very high pain threshold - I have endometriosis. Afterwards the doc told me he had worked in South Africa and they saw a lot of gunshot/stabbing victims and most would not have been able to do what I did.
Maybe I am a bit of a curmudgeonly old lady ;)
he does sound like a pain in the arse, however.
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I managed to break a pint glass while washing it and the gash down the outside of my hand under my pinky was quite bad (flesh hanging down and copious blood) - I only mention this because at the ER they told me it had to be stitched up and they wanted to put local anaesthetic on it (which I know hurts and makes the area swell so would make stitching twice as long a process) so told the doc to just stitch it without anaesthetic - he balked at first, but then I told him to not be a wuss and do it. It was fine, but then I have a very high pain threshold - I have endometriosis. Afterwards the doc told me he had worked in South Africa and they saw a lot of gunshot/stabbing victims and most would not have been able to do what I did.
Maybe I am a bit of a curmudgeonly old lady ;)
he does sound like a pain in the arse, however.
Are you a redhead?
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Are you a redhead?
If left in the sun long enough, yes.
They have a higher pain threshold don’t they?
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If left in the sun long enough, yes.
They have a higher pain threshold don’t they?
They really do.
And boy can they dish it out.
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They really do.
And boy can they dish it out.
I’m a kind, loving soul.
Don’t you forget it ;)
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he just said to one of the Officers I guess since there are only two of you you are not going to gang me and beat me all the while yelling stop resisting.
I've only made it this far and I all ready know I need a coffee table book of quotes with cartoon illustrations. This man is amazing. ;D
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he drinks bourbon (Makers Mark)
thru ought the day, used to drink rum until that pirate stuff became popular, I would say half a liter a day,, is that too much?
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The question I have are all old white men this hard core or is this a generation thing, because my husband will not think twice about using his health benefits
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30/70!
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If it was just about ham that would be ok, but I have two kids a girl 12 and a boy 14 and they love/follow him like a fairy Tale. He is the complete opposite of their father, he can fix everything and the neighbor children call him Skips
He seems like a decent guy, mostly. Why waste $, time, and a trip if you can fix it up at home? All these people who rush to the ER because they got a cough or got a cut means people who REALLY need it might have to wait. Also there is always risk of secondary infections or catching someone else's disease at a hospital or ER. I guess if the cut was that bad you could go to one of those med clinic but it sounds like he has it covered fine: clean the wound, dress the wound, let it heal.
And what is wrong with fixing stuff- including stuff for your neighbors? Ok, maybe the excessive drinking, and certainly the police "interaction," are not a good examples for kids but some toughness, ability to work mechanically on stuff, and helping out others are. At a certain age you aren't going to change a person (if someone else can really "change" anyone) so I'd say let him go about his ways, unless there is a real danger to children or yourself.
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I managed to break a pint glass while washing it and the gash down the outside of my hand under my pinky was quite bad (flesh hanging down and copious blood) - I only mention this because at the ER they told me it had to be stitched up and they wanted to put local anaesthetic on it (which I know hurts and makes the area swell so would make stitching twice as long a process) so told the doc to just stitch it without anaesthetic - he balked at first, but then I told him to not be a wuss and do it. It was fine, but then I have a very high pain threshold - I have endometriosis. Afterwards the doc told me he had worked in South Africa and they saw a lot of gunshot/stabbing victims and most would not have been able to do what I did.
Maybe I am a bit of a curmudgeonly old lady ;)
he does sound like a pain in the arse, however.
Women often have a higher tolerance of pain than men. Men will SAY they do but it's often not true. I've worked in medicine for many years and believe me women, especially older women, can handle some shit.
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Well this morning my Father-in-law caught my boxer (dog 1 years old) with a sock between this paws and he said Louie, if you chew this sock I'm gonna chew your ass with my foot, just 15 minutes ago he was (father-in-law) was on all 4's eye to eye with Louie and he was growling at Louie, Louie got up on his back two legs and popped my Dad (from here on out)in the face with his right paw and cut his eye lid I thought the shit was going to hit the fan but he just said "Louie I'll give you that one, you caught me off guard" he just put a cold wash cloth on it and it was bleeding alot and my husband didn't even think to as about telling him he needs stitches since the last time. Now he is mumbling about what his friends are going to say when they ask him how he got his eye cut and blackened and he has to tell them "That damned dog punched me in the face because I growled at him". This is true.
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I've only made it this far and I all ready know I need a coffee table book of quotes with cartoon illustrations. This man is amazing. ;D
You think that is funny one time he was arguing with one of my friends about jet liners dumping toilet waste over cities and she didn't believe it because there would be doo doo stains on the plane and Dad just said if the plane is moving fast enough to rip the clothes of of someone when they just "What chance does a shit stain in Hell have with that kind of force against it".
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Well this morning my Father-in-law caught my boxer (dog 1 years old) with a sock between this paws and he said Louie, if you chew this sock I'm gonna chew your ass with my foot, just 15 minutes ago he was (father-in-law) was on all 4's eye to eye with Louie and he was growling at Louie, Louie got up on his back two legs and popped my Dad (from here on out)in the face with his right paw and cut his eye lid I thought the shit was going to hit the fan but he just said "Louie I'll give you that one, you caught me off guard" he just put a cold wash cloth on it and it was bleeding alot and my husband didn't even think to as about telling him he needs stitches since the last time. Now he is mumbling about what his friends are going to say when they ask him how he got his eye cut and blackened and he has to tell them "That damned dog punched me in the face because I growled at him". This is true.
This seems legit! That dog is going to be his best friend! LOL. Your Dad-in-law cracks me up. Seriously, when is the coffee table book coming out?
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Well this morning my Father-in-law caught my boxer (dog 1 years old) with a sock between this paws and he said Louie, if you chew this sock I'm gonna chew your ass with my foot, just 15 minutes ago he was (father-in-law) was on all 4's eye to eye with Louie and he was growling at Louie, Louie got up on his back two legs and popped my Dad (from here on out)in the face with his right paw and cut his eye lid I thought the shit was going to hit the fan but he just said "Louie I'll give you that one, you caught me off guard" he just put a cold wash cloth on it and it was bleeding alot and my husband didn't even think to as about telling him he needs stitches since the last time. Now he is mumbling about what his friends are going to say when they ask him how he got his eye cut and blackened and he has to tell them "That damned dog punched me in the face because I growled at him". This is true.
I kind of agree with everyone saying that your father in law is a good old Joe who likes to hang out with friends and do repairs and what not and that his behavior should be fostered. But there must be a flaw somewhere with him because, after all, he is living with your family. Absolutely none of my business but is he just getting too old to live by himself? It's a shame really because now he reminds me of that movie, Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood. I picture him sitting on his porch with his dog, only unlike Clint, not really caring if the neighborhood kids step on his lawn. Especially if they are bringing something over that needs fixing.
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I kind of agree with everyone saying that your father in law is a good old Joe who likes to hang out with friends and do repairs and what not and that his behavior should be fostered. But there must be a flaw somewhere with him because, after all, he is living with your family. Absolutely none of my business but is he just getting too old to live by himself? It's a shame really because now he reminds me of that movie, Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood. I picture him sitting on his porch with his dog, only unlike Clint, not really caring if the neighborhood kids step on his lawn. Especially if they are bringing something over that needs fixing.
Yeah he seems like a good egg to me. I ask anyone here. When faced with a flood, tornado, hurricane, blizzard, etc do you want as a neighbor an old Marine who likes fixing stuff, likes kids, and is tough? Or a millennial who is an expert on youtube and his phone but can't even change a flat tire? Heck, even in a non-emergency time, which would be better to hang out with at a bbq for good stories?
And it is not surprising that you get into a bit of trouble with a dog, especially a Boxer or certain breeds, if you look 'em eye to eye and down at their level. That is instinctive stuff going on for them. Which is why it is sometimes fun but you can't blame yourself if you get dog bit or scratched. Funny the Boxer decides to "box" him though and hope he disinfected and eye ok.
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I kind of agree with everyone saying that your father in law is a good old Joe who likes to hang out with friends and do repairs and what not and that his behavior should be fostered. But there must be a flaw somewhere with him because, after all, he is living with your family. Absolutely none of my business but is he just getting too old to live by himself? It's a shame really because now he reminds me of that movie, Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood. I picture him sitting on his porch with his dog, only unlike Clint, not really caring if the neighborhood kids step on his lawn. Especially if they are bringing something over that needs fixing.
he is in his 70's, the Police took his guns from him because he is a Viet Nam Vet so he says )I mean about the guns) but I think that has to do with the fact that he pulled a gun on the Water Company man who tried to shut his water off for non-payment but was the next door neighbors bill and he had an unlicensed bar in his house but he didn't charge because the only people who came to drink there was his friends and friends don't charge friends to drink.
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What kind of totalitarian state do you live in? You need a license for a home bar where your friends come to drink? For free? It sounds like you support this totalitarianism. The rigidity expressed in your posts is amazing. Go drink a soy free trade latte.
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I like your Dad-in-Law stories! He sounds awesome. Don't listen to Juan. Keep telling stories! I'm betting DIL would approve!
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What kind of totalitarian state do you live in? You need a license for a home bar where your friends come to drink? For free? It sounds like you support this totalitarianism. The rigidity expressed in your posts is amazing. Go drink a soy free trade latte.
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He lived in California at the time. Along with confiscating his guns they also confiscated his house because his bar was run out of his house so now he lives here with us. Today he told one of my husband's friends that was helping with Thanksgiving Dinner, let me try to get this how he said it " Son, if you ever do that around me again, you are going to look mighty stupid when you have to tell the Dr. at the E.R. why my foot is broke off in your ass." ( He stuck is hand down the back of his pants and scratched his butt then ran his finger in front of his nose.) DeAndre just looked at my Dad and said what? I was just checking to see if they smelled, and Dad replied " I'm about this close (holding up a finger and thumb about an inch apart) from breaking my foot off in your ass right now and save the time."
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He lived in California at the time. Along with confiscating his guns they also confiscated his house because his bar was run out of his house so now he lives here with us. Today he told one of my husband's friends that was helping with Thanksgiving Dinner, let me try to get this how he said it " Son, if you ever do that around me again, you are going to look mighty stupid when you have to tell the Dr. at the E.R. why my foot is broke off in your ass." ( He stuck is hand down the back of his pants and scratched his butt then ran his finger in front of his nose.) DeAndre just looked at my Dad and said what? I was just checking to see if they smelled, and Dad replied " I'm about this close (holding up a finger and thumb about an inch apart) from breaking my foot off in your ass right now and save the time."
Well, I guess we can say that your father in law has anger issues, but wow, what an odd way to show them. Really though, you have a very interesting thread here, A.B. Keep up the good work. I'm sure that a lot of us are interested in your father in law's further adventures.
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He reminds me of my dad ... a curmudgeonly stubborn old bugger, but you kind of warm to him. Keep the stories coming!
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he drinks bourbon (Makers Mark)
thru ought the day, used to drink rum until that pirate stuff became popular, I would say half a liter a day,, is that too much?
Late to this party. ",,,,is that too much?" I hear the words but I don't know what they mean.
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Yes thy willhurt lie hell, but he will chrish the pain, that old shit comes from a different generation, to him pain is a sign of life, I can relate is a ways,, but I hate how he attracts the kids in the neighborhood, he fixes everything and even fixes the cars ij the neighborhood, he can weld, mold and do anything,, just too much for ....
Cherish the pain? Correct me if I am wrong here, but I do think the word that would most transfer the idea of what your FIL is.... Relish. He will relish the pain. Real Men relish the pain. Hell, we can even groove on the pain.
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Obviously you and your husband are granola eating, soy drinkers who don't understand that life is not free.
Juanito, go easy, bro. She and her husband are probably very.... sensitive.
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he is in his 70's, the Police took his guns from him because he is a Viet Nam Vet so he says )I mean about the guns) but I think that has to do with the fact that he pulled a gun on the Water Company man who tried to shut his water off for non-payment but was the next door neighbors bill and he had an unlicensed bar in his house but he didn't charge because the only people who came to drink there was his friends and friends don't charge friends to drink.
You live in California or NY? Because that is some bullshit.
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They really do.
And boy can they dish it out.
Hence my situation, lol. Red hot lady at least once a week!
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Late to this party. ",,,,is that too much?" I hear the words but I don't know what they mean.
Half a liter of booze is a lot, but liters actually are much smaller than they look, because our two-liters containers have large false bottoms.
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I managed to break a pint glass while washing it and the gash down the outside of my hand under my pinky was quite bad (flesh hanging down and copious blood) - I only mention this because at the ER they told me it had to be stitched up and they wanted to put local anaesthetic on it (which I know hurts and makes the area swell so would make stitching twice as long a process) so told the doc to just stitch it without anaesthetic - he balked at first, but then I told him to not be a wuss and do it. It was fine, but then I have a very high pain threshold - I have endometriosis. Afterwards the doc told me he had worked in South Africa and they saw a lot of gunshot/stabbing victims and most would not have been able to do what I did.
Maybe I am a bit of a curmudgeonly old lady ;)
he does sound like a pain in the arse, however.
Ouch!
As for the other comment about women taking pain better, I've read that estrogen is a pain killer. When I had a lot of estrogen, little things never hurt. Now though, with less estrogen, I can see why some men bawl over papercuts.
I agree with your relative about latrine dumps from planes. I have smelled urine as planes have flown over. Not very often, though.
Sometimes it's better not to get stitches. Stitches stop gaping wounds and prevent scarring. But they also do a lot of nerve damage in fingers, and can lead to neuromas. As long as he controlled the bleeding and gets the wound to stop gaping, he will probably be fine. I don't avoid hospitals but did you know THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF DEATH HERE IS HOSPITAL ERROR, OFFICIALLY! Just walking into a hospital, one risks getting sick or fatally sick. Hospitals don't allow daylight in, to kill germs, and they don't allow fresh air in, either. Many buildings don't, and society ends up with building-specific outbreaks of norovirus and Legionnaire's disease, which are potentially fatal, especially in the elderly and infants. I have met three people (2 men and one woman) who recently acquired antibiotic-resistant superbug infections that required deep cuts and disfiguration to remove from their flesh. They were fortunate to live. Hospitals know that hand sanitizer is vital in reducing infections. They know that the hand sanitizers which kill e-coli are not the same hand sanitizers that kill the flu. When it comes to hand sanitizers, and germs, there are at least two different categories. But instead of making employees use two sanitizers, they only use one, leaving the e-coli end of the loop open. THEY ALL, if they weren't so evil, could simply use a vinegar solution to kill e-coli type germs.
I didn't quite understand how your relative came to nearly cut his fingers off! But based on what you said, he might have obsessive-compulsive disorder (ocd). I would discreetly limit his access to the dog when he is blotto. Hopefully he wouldn't ever hurt the.dog, but it sounded like maybe he was resisting a compulsion.
As for being charged for the dispatch, what state are you in? Your state might have a law regarding "duty to call for aid", also known as "duty to rescue" laws which might have required you to call for help for a gaping wound. Also, your state might have a good samaritan law, which might possibly exempt you fro having to pay for trying to get him help. You also might have a case if he was drunk when he refused help, trying to help someone who was too incapacitated to make their own decision. It sounds like it would be worth it to at least write a dispute letter and see how far you get. Most lawyers will give a short, free consultation over the phone, even if they don't think you will hire them.
The interaction between him and the dog as he cut himself sounds like a mental illness. Document the date, time, place, and names and contact information every time something like this happens. Because if there is a pattern of him being a danger to himself or others, then mental health treatment can be forced upon him. He could be taken to a facility for 72 hours, and possibly medicated.
Also, if he ever becomes legally incompetent, documenting now will make any future incompetence proceedings easier. Some people have a guardian ad litem who makes decisions for them. Others have a conservator who controls their money. Read the National Association to Stop Guardianship Abuse, because the system can be okay, but also can be so crooked as to deeply hurt/abuse/rip off the citizens it is supposed to protect.
He sounds like an entertaining character, and a people person. He probably needs a support group of vets, treatment for any psychological disturbances, and to go easy on the alcohol. Whether or not a liter is a lot, he sounds like other alcoholics I've known. It would be kind of you to present foods he likes when he is drinking, to help his brain and organs. If he is just a character, though, there is sure nothing wrong with that. His speech is harsh, but hopefully he wont tick off the wrong person. Him being at home might be good for him.
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Well this is not a funny thing he said but what he did, during Thanksgiving Dad took a can of SPAM, scored it, put cloves in the crossings, a pineapple slice with cherry in the whole on top of it and baked it, then nuked a microwave sweet potato put butter cinnamon, nutmeg and maple syrup on it,a small pecan pie (one that comes 3 in a pack that you get in the lunch isle at a store, a Hawaiian roll, small ear of extra sweet corn ( he boiled in sugar water) and a few other things, with a bottle of MD 20/20 boxed them up and disappeared for about 4 hours, came home and that was it,, kind of funny if you ask me.
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Well this is not a funny thing he said but what he did, during Thanksgiving Dad took a can of SPAM, scored it, put cloves in the crossings, a pineapple slice with cherry in the whole on top of it and baked it, then nuked a microwave sweet potato put butter cinnamon, nutmeg and maple syrup on it,a small pecan pie (one that comes 3 in a pack that you get in the lunch isle at a store, a Hawaiian roll, small ear of extra sweet corn ( he boiled in sugar water) and a few other things, with a bottle of MD 20/20 boxed them up and disappeared for about 4 hours, came home and that was it,, kind of funny if you ask me.
Dude sounds like he has survival skills.
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Well this is not a funny thing he said but what he did, during Thanksgiving Dad took a can of SPAM, scored it, put cloves in the crossings, a pineapple slice with cherry in the whole on top of it and baked it, then nuked a microwave sweet potato put butter cinnamon, nutmeg and maple syrup on it,a small pecan pie (one that comes 3 in a pack that you get in the lunch isle at a store, a Hawaiian roll, small ear of extra sweet corn ( he boiled in sugar water) and a few other things, with a bottle of MD 20/20 boxed them up and disappeared for about 4 hours, came home and that was it,, kind of funny if you ask me.
That is intriguing. I wonder if he shared a po' man's Thanksgiving with a homeless person. How old is your dad? What state was he mostly raised in? This was the dedicated, creative, methodical, humorous side of him.
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I really enjoy this thread. Your father-in-law sounds like a character. Do look in to AlaNon. One of the best decisions I ever made.
Please, keep posting!
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Well this is not a funny thing he said but what he did, during Thanksgiving Dad took a can of SPAM, scored it, put cloves in the crossings, a pineapple slice with cherry in the whole on top of it and baked it, then nuked a microwave sweet potato put butter cinnamon, nutmeg and maple syrup on it,a small pecan pie (one that comes 3 in a pack that you get in the lunch isle at a store, a Hawaiian roll, small ear of extra sweet corn ( he boiled in sugar water) and a few other things, with a bottle of MD 20/20 boxed them up and disappeared for about 4 hours, came home and that was it,, kind of funny if you ask me.
Maybe he went out to deliver a meal? Shit lady, them sounds like Good Eats to me.
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Cinnamon and nutmeg are bad enough, but maple syrup on a sweet potato?
As others have said, it sounds like he made a food delivery to someone with a severe sugar addiction.
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That is intriguing. I wonder if he shared a po' man's Thanksgiving with a homeless person. How old is your dad? What state was he mostly raised in? This was the dedicated, creative, methodical, humorous side of him.
He is my father -in-law and he is in his 70's, originally from Punxsutawney, Pa where you used to get free vanilla ice cream and apple pie all day long on Ground Hog Day, he has a lot of friends ans some may be homeless.
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Funny thing today was he was outside withLouie (my Boxer dog) and he say Louie looking at that little pitbull across the street and he said louieif you make a move towards that rank bitch of a dog i will move my foot across your ass.
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George Noory sucks . . . .
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Funny thing today was he was outside withLouie (my Boxer dog) and he say Louie looking at that little pitbull across the street and he said louieif you make a move towards that rank bitch of a dog i will move my foot across your ass.
I totally appreciate him laying the ground rules. At least the dog knows where the line is.
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Funny thing today was he was outside withLouie (my Boxer dog) and he say Louie looking at that little pitbull across the street and he said louieif you make a move towards that rank bitch of a dog i will move my foot across your ass.
You should get him to sign up for an account here.
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You should get him to sign up for an account here.
Would you really want to here him all day every day?
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Would you really want to here him all day every day?
We could ask him all kinds of questions about how to fix stuff. But some people may troll him.
It might keep him off the streets.
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We could ask him all kinds of questions about how to fix stuff. But some people may troll him.
It might keep him off the streets.
I like where youare going with this
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I like where youare going with this
@albrecht might get the answer he’s looking for about pruning lantanas.
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@albrecht might get the answer he’s looking for about pruning lantanas.
if that is aplant he has AN ANSWER FOR IT
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Would you really want to here him all day every day?
With all the Tards that we put up with? Yes.
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Dad -in-law says that Japanese are not orientals/asians and that they are a race unto themselves,, he said just look at the ass and it tells you everything,, I thing he has a thing for asses, everything has to due with ass with him..Break my foot off in your ass, bust your'e ass and anything else you can add ass to and he also likes the country songby Justin Moore I Could Kick Your Ass
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Dad -in-law says that Japanese are not orientals/asians and that they are a race unto themselves
The Japanese agree with him.
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Yesterday my DIL(dad in law) told my son who is 14, who was bullied in school look, you're 5 '10' AND WEIGH 175 LBS KICK their ass till next week,, put those genes to work.
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if that is aplant he has AN ANSWER FOR IT
Ask him if I can prune back my Lantanas now (we've had a hard freeze but now it is going to be almost 80 today) or if I should wait until the end of winter or beginning of spring, as I've been told in the past. But there is conflicting information on the interwebs and they look ugly now.
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Yesterday my DIL(dad in law) told my son who is 14, who was bullied in school look, you're 5 '10' AND WEIGH 175 LBS KICK their ass till next week,, put those genes to work.
I assume it is a public school which encourage wimps and all kinds of crazy lefty, stuff. I tend to agree with your father-in-law, who seems like a good guy of the old school. However the caveat is if done at school your son risks getting labeled, or worse. Schools have a "zero tolerance," (how is that for hypocrisy since they teach "tolerance" more than they do math,) and prosecute etc the victim who fights back or stands up for himself or others. So if a fight must happen it should be done after school. We would have a deal "meet in the woods after school" kind of thing. Of course this is also when folks would fight and it usually consisted of a few bad punches thrown and then folks would break it up and everyone went home. And often former pugilists would become friends and laugh about it later as years go on- not gangfights, knives, kung-fu, guns, etc they have now. So I can't give advice....
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Ask him if I can prune back my Lantanas now (we've had a hard freeze but now it is going to be almost 80 today) or if I should wait until the end of winter or beginning of spring, as I've been told in the past. But there is conflicting information on the interwebs and they look ugly now.
Dad said Latinas should never be stiffled, they shoul be able to run their ciurse thus a happy magage
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Dad said Latinas should never be stiffled, they shoul be able to run their ciurse thus a happy magage
Ha. Good luck stifling a feisty Latina. Your father in law has some smarts.
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Yesterday my DIL(dad in law) told my son who is 14, who was bullied in school look, you're 5 '10' AND WEIGH 175 LBS KICK their ass till next week,, put those genes to work.
This actually makes sense if the bullying is occurring multiple times from the same person. Your DIL should remind him to do it off school property too.
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Dad said Latinas should never be stiffled, they shoul be able to run their ciurse thus a happy magage
I don't think I speak this language. Can I have an interpreter please?
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I don't think I speak this language. Can I have an interpreter please?
I think she was saying that her father-in-law was joking saying that one shouldn't try to stifle a Latina and that they should be allowed to run their course and that makes a happier marriage?
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Yesterday my DIL(dad in law) told my son who is 14, who was bullied in school look, you're 5 '10' AND WEIGH 175 LBS KICK their ass till next week,, put those genes to work.
The best way to treat bullies is with a Jack Dempsey attack. At the sound of the bell, come out swinging before your opponent knows what is happening. Sure, the bully will try to punch back but the centrifugal force will be on your son's side and the bully should be pushed back, crashing into lockers, toilet stall doors, or wherever the bullying was taking place. And don't let your son feel guilty about being expelled. When he returns after a few days, the girls will think he's a hero. At least this worked for me, back in the 1960's.
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The best way to treat bullies is with a Jack Dempsey attack. At the sound of the bell, come out swinging before your opponent knows what is happening. Sure, the bully will try to punch back but the centrifugal force will be on your son's side and the bully should be pushed back, crashing into lockers, toilet stall doors, or wherever the bullying was taking place. And don't let your son feel guilty about being expelled. When he returns after a few days, the girls will think he's a hero. At least this worked for me, back in the 1960's.
Just don’t stab them in the stomach with a chisel in wood shop.
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Just don’t stab them in the stomach with a chisel in wood shop.
Experience?
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Experience?
Today one would probably go to jail. I heard the person that did that got 1 week of after school detention.
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The best way to treat bullies is with a Jack Dempsey attack. At the sound of the bell, come out swinging before your opponent knows what is happening. Sure, the bully will try to punch back but the centrifugal force will be on your son's side and the bully should be pushed back, crashing into lockers, toilet stall doors, or wherever the bullying was taking place. And don't let your son feel guilty about being expelled. When he returns after a few days, the girls will think he's a hero. At least this worked for me, back in the 1960's.
Don't hit them in the walkway near the lockers with a book bag full of schoolbooks. While my Marine recruiter loved this kind of payback ( 'extreme violence upon the &*%#+' ) the legal authorities of the day, 1980, did state they would take my young ass to jail. Next time. (My dad was a cop. Professional courtesy)
I'm all for dealing violence back upon bullies.
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I think she was saying that her father-in-law was joking saying that one shouldn't try to stifle a Latina and that they should be allowed to run their course and that makes a happier marriage?
Ohhh! huh. Most of the Latina friends I have had a pretty damn fiesty, but their Moms are nice...so maybe they mellow like fine wine? Once again DIL may be coming through with solid advice! LOL
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The best way to treat bullies is with a Jack Dempsey attack. At the sound of the bell, come out swinging before your opponent knows what is happening. Sure, the bully will try to punch back but the centrifugal force will be on your son's side and the bully should be pushed back, crashing into lockers, toilet stall doors, or wherever the bullying was taking place. And don't let your son feel guilty about being expelled. When he returns after a few days, the girls will think he's a hero. At least this worked for me, back in the 1960's.
Ya, just about the only time a kid shouldn't be punished for expulsion is standing up for him/herself. But then again, if you read this board in general I'm not sure I'd take parenting advise from our well of wisdom! LOL
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Experience?
Ha, ha. My Uncle was actually a wood shop teacher and sawed off his thumb with a bandsaw while teaching a beginning wood shop safety class. He wrapped it up and one of the kids retrieved his thumb for him. He had it encased in plastic and now uses it as a paper weight.
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I don't think I speak this language. Can I have an interpreter please?
Sorry about the grammar, I was three sheets to the wind at the time.
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Sorry about the grammar, I was three sheets to the wind at the time.
Trying to match the old man shot for shot is not going to go well for you. LOL
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Trying to match the old man shot for shot is not going to go well for you. LOL
I think I read this dirty novel.
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Trying to match the old man shot for shot is not going to go well for you. LOL
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Shot for shot I don't think so, he spent 20 years in the Army and has a bunch of rifles and handguns and shoots just to hear boom and smell the powder (in his own words).
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Trying to match the old man shot for shot is not going to go well for you. LOL
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Shot for shot I don't think so, he spent 20 years in the Army and has a bunch of rifles and handguns and shoots just to hear boom and smell the powder (in his own words).
I know what he means. If only the Yankee Candle company made a scented candle with the smell of spent brass and CLP. I might be able to sleep through the night.
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I know what he means. If only the Yankee Candle company made a scented candle with the smell of spent brass and CLP. I might be able to sleep through the night.
From Amazon's comments and questions:
Question:
Will this be a good deodorant to use for picking up chicks in Oceanside?
Answer:
Yea sure. .just hose urself down with it...you will slip right in. Bonehead!!!
By hancockwmr on March 10, 2016
It will keep your armpits from rusting so you've got that going for you.
By Billy magnum on March 28, 2016
Yes, totally! I've been using it for months now with great success.
By B! on March 10, 2016
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From Amazon's comments and questions:
Question:
Will this be a good deodorant to use for picking up chicks in Oceanside?
Answer:
Yea sure. .just hose urself down with it...you will slip right in. Bonehead!!!
By hancockwmr on March 10, 2016
It will keep your armpits from rusting so you've got that going for you.
By Billy magnum on March 28, 2016
Yes, totally! I've been using it for months now with great success.
By B! on March 10, 2016
:D ;) ;D
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The best way to treat bullies is with a Jack Dempsey attack. At the sound of the bell, come out swinging before your opponent knows what is happening. Sure, the bully will try to punch back but the centrifugal force will be on your son's side and the bully should be pushed back, crashing into lockers, toilet stall doors, or wherever the bullying was taking place. And don't let your son feel guilty about being expelled. When he returns after a few days, the girls will think he's a hero. At least this worked for me, back in the 1960's.
I don't condone fighting, but Rikki Gins is right. I learned this when my silvertip black lab and my temporary rescue American bulldog became unsequestered one time. Oops. I silently said goodbye to my lab, prepared myself for his death. But he was experienced, and the bulldog was not. My lab won the fight, fought fast and hard, probably with an element of surprise. The bulldog stopped after he got bit a couple times. I was really amazed, because the bulldog seemed by far the stronger, more dangerous breed.
But my dog did pull a disappearing act when two huge rottweillers were running at large on a beach we were at. I cut through yards, too, but he got home way before I did. Size, age, backup, experience, surprise, and home advantage ALL matter. And that's not even considering weapons. Creepy.
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Ya, just about the only time a kid shouldn't be punished for expulsion is standing up for him/herself. But then again, if you read this board in general I'm not sure I'd take parenting advise from our well of wisdom! LOL
In fifth grade, an acquaintence tried to take my jump rope from me. All I did was stand my ground. Never fought back, never cussed. Just held onto my jump rope and told her to back off. But was punished with six months of weekly visits to the school counselor. With whom I stood my ground and did not back down. Pretty brave for a kid, but I had nothing to admit. My grades took the brunt that year, missing an hour of class every week. Ought to be illegal to take a kid out of class when they will be tested on that material.
If I'd known the punishment was going to affect my grades and waste my time, I would have (and probably should have) done more than just stand my ground. But I gave her grace because we'd known each other a long time and she had never bothered anyone that I know of. I wonder what got into her that day. She never caused a problem again. Such an isolated thing. Mind control? Twinkie syndrome? It turned out she had also been forced to visit the school counselor weekly. At the end of many weeks, a surprise mutual visit to the counselor was arranged. Of course we both felt tricked, so any goodwill the counselor had disappeared right then. I saw it in her eyes, too. Better to fight it out ourselves than waste time with a pothead shrink. The final trick visit was very unproductive, as he hadn't gotten any further with her than he had with me. So she was unapologetic, and without any apology from her, I was still indignant. I hope school counseling has improved. He smoked during our sessions.
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I don't condone fighting, but Rikki Gins is right. I learned this when my silvertip black lab and my temporary rescue American bulldog became unsequestered one time. Oops. I silently said goodbye to my lab, prepared myself for his death. But he was experienced, and the bulldog was not. My lab won the fight, fought fast and hard, probably with an element of surprise. The bulldog stopped after he got bit a couple times. I was really amazed, because the bulldog seemed by far the stronger, more dangerous breed.
But my dog did pull a disappearing act when two huge rottweillers were running at large on a beach we were at. I cut through yards, too, but he got home way before I did. Size, age, backup, experience, surprise, and home advantage ALL matter. And that's not even considering weapons. Creepy.
I'm very glad that your lab was all right, Sofia.
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I'm very glad that your lab was all right, Sofia.
So was I. I heard he'd been attacked several times as a youngster. Apparently he learned some things. I got very lucky that day. Saving that bulldog was getting in over my head. It's hard to sequester perfectly for so long. I only made a couple mistakes, but mistakes just cannot happen in sequestration. Anyhow the bulldog finally ended up getting a plushy forever home and my lab lived a long time after that.
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I don't condone fighting, but Rikki Gins is right. I learned this when my silvertip black lab and my temporary rescue American bulldog became unsequestered one time. Oops. I silently said goodbye to my lab, prepared myself for his death. But he was experienced, and the bulldog was not. My lab won the fight, fought fast and hard, probably with an element of surprise. The bulldog stopped after he got bit a couple times. I was really amazed, because the bulldog seemed by far the stronger, more dangerous breed.
But my dog did pull a disappearing act when two huge rottweillers were running at large on a beach we were at. I cut through yards, too, but he got home way before I did. Size, age, backup, experience, surprise, and home advantage ALL matter. And that's not even considering weapons. Creepy.
That must of been a fast fight or a long drawn out one. Was the American bulldog a young one, if so it takes them awhile to get to understand their strength and power and not act like a big puppy.
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today I did laundry and while taking up DIL's towels and things to his room (he has his own bathroom) I noticed that he has a .45 auto in a baggie taped to the shower wall. When DIL got home I had his son (my husband) talk to him about it because we prefer to have the firearms locked in the safe. He said what ever is in his room is his and to keep our cock-Skinner's off his stuff and besides what are you going to do if you are taking a shower and someone breaks in and comes to bathroom, wave your pecker or boobs at him while you are getting your naked ass kicked? We also found that he has one taped under the coffee-table next to the chair he sits in when he reads and one in his work shed, I just about lost my mind and he acts like it is a normal thing.
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today I did laundry and while taking up DIL's towels and things to his room (he has his own bathroom) I noticed that he has a .45 auto in a baggie taped to the shower wall. When DIL got home I had his son (my husband) talk to him about it because we prefer to have the firearms locked in the safe. He said what ever is in his room is his and to keep our cock-Skinner's off his stuff and besides what are you going to do if you are taking a shower and someone breaks in and comes to bathroom, wave your pecker or boobs at him while you are getting your naked ass kicked? We also found that he has one taped under the coffee-table next to the chair he sits in when he reads and one in his work shed, I just about lost my mind and he acts like it is a normal thing.
If you have kids in the house you shouldn’t tolerate that.
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today I did laundry and while taking up DIL's towels and things to his room (he has his own bathroom) I noticed that he has a .45 auto in a baggie taped to the shower wall. When DIL got home I had his son (my husband) talk to him about it because we prefer to have the firearms locked in the safe. He said what ever is in his room is his and to keep our cock-Skinner's off his stuff and besides what are you going to do if you are taking a shower and someone breaks in and comes to bathroom, wave your pecker or boobs at him while you are getting your naked ass kicked? We also found that he has one taped under the coffee-table next to the chair he sits in when he reads and one in his work shed, I just about lost my mind and he acts like it is a normal thing.
LOL The baggy thing is funny. We had some friends that moved furniture from one apartment to one in the same building and totally he forgot to remove his loaded pistol he keeps in the couch, until it fell out trying to get the couch through the door. They have a kid now so they're a little more careful. You need to get your son into a gun safety class and maybe get him comfortable. You don't want him messing around in Grandpas room because he's curious but doesn't feel safe asking about firearms.
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today I did laundry and while taking up DIL's towels and things to his room (he has his own bathroom) I noticed that he has a .45 auto in a baggie taped to the shower wall. When DIL got home I had his son (my husband) talk to him about it because we prefer to have the firearms locked in the safe. He said what ever is in his room is his and to keep our cock-Skinner's off his stuff and besides what are you going to do if you are taking a shower and someone breaks in and comes to bathroom, wave your pecker or boobs at him while you are getting your naked ass kicked? We also found that he has one taped under the coffee-table next to the chair he sits in when he reads and one in his work shed, I just about lost my mind and he acts like it is a normal thing.
I don't keep one in the shower, but I do have one in the shitter. I keep one in my bedroom side table. When my wife is traveling, it's under my pillow. *shrug* I carry one daily. I have a shotgun in the garage and a couple more in the house. A pair of rifles, somewhere in the house. It's not paranoia. It's being prepared. Hell, I also carry an E-Tool and a hachet in my car.
Nobody is going to get 'the drop' on your FIL (or me) and if it comes, it's gonna be a gunfight.
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I don't keep one in the shower, but I do have one in the shitter. I keep one in my bedroom side table. When my wife is traveling, it's under my pillow. *shrug* I carry one daily. I have a shotgun in the garage and a couple more in the house. A pair of rifles, somewhere in the house. It's not paranoia. It's being prepared. Hell, I also carry an E-Tool and a hachet in my car.
Nobody is going to get 'the drop' on your FIL (or me) and if it comes, it's gonna be a gunfight.
Funny about so doe he have an e-tool, one of the old ones with the wooden handle and the folding spade and pick, he keeps it right behind the seat with an axe, d-handle shovel and a sledge and a what he calls it a tanker's bar, he calls them pioneer Tools.
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Maybe everyone would feel better if they used a clear shower curtain and locked the bathroom door, and secured their premises before they shower. I like clear prism curtains because you can see figures that move, yet your modesty is preserved. They also work as good cafe curtains in bedrooms/bathrooms, allowing plenty of light in, preserving modesty, and if you attach them to a rod, by inserting curtain holders into the punch hole side, they can be pushed open at times. Next best thing to window adhesives or window coverings.
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Funny about so doe he have an e-tool, one of the old ones with the wooden handle and the folding spade and pick, he keeps it right behind the seat with an axe, d-handle shovel and a sledge and a what he calls it a tanker's bar, he calls them pioneer Tools.
That Tankers Bar is scary item.
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Maybe everyone would feel better if they used a clear shower curtain and locked the bathroom door, and secured their premises before they shower. I like clear prism curtains because you can see figures that move, yet your modesty is preserved. They also work as good cafe curtains in bedrooms/bathrooms, allowing plenty of light in, preserving modesty, and if you attach them to a rod, by inserting curtain holders into the punch hole side, they can be pushed open at times. Next best thing to window adhesives or window coverings.
And maybe we could also serve espresso with a twist of lemon.
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That Tankers Bar is scary item.
What is a tankers bar?
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And maybe we could also serve espresso with a twist of lemon.
I'll take a shot of espresso and a gin martini with a twist since you're offering.
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What is a tankers bar?
Hmmm. IIRC, the one I saw was about 4 feet long, weighed about 20 lbs(?) was pointed on one end, like a big toothpick, with a rounded or somewhat curled end. Hardened steel.
It's been over 30 years since I rode with the Tankers. So I might have been off on the weight. Anybody remember more clearly? (Shut up, miller, I'm talking to the men on this forum)
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I'll take a shot of espresso and a gin martini with a twist since you're offering.
Careful, start me drinking and I become a fun date. Just ask Die Frau.
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Careful, start me drinking and I become a fun date. Just ask Die Frau.
Which one?
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What is a tankers bar?
I can't find any mil-spec on it but I see listing as "Bar, Pry, 60" " So, basically, a big, straight iron pry bar used to align tracks, open crates, pry heavy items, etc. Apparently there is a nickle aluminum bronze and beryllium-copper variety that is OSHA etc approved for use in places where sparks can be a safety concern. But the kind we are talking about here would be more likely used in things like taking out stumps, breaking up rock and we would call it a "rock bar" and it longer than things like "breaking bars" and stuff for demo work. I would not have in my truck since long and heavy unless specifically going out for those purposes but several in my shed. I would think a bit unwieldy to use as a decent weapon....
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today I did laundry and while taking up DIL's towels and things to his room (he has his own bathroom) I noticed that he has a .45 auto in a baggie taped to the shower wall. When DIL got home I had his son (my husband) talk to him about it because we prefer to have the firearms locked in the safe. He said what ever is in his room is his and to keep our cock-Skinner's off his stuff and besides what are you going to do if you are taking a shower and someone breaks in and comes to bathroom, wave your pecker or boobs at him while you are getting your naked ass kicked? We also found that he has one taped under the coffee-table next to the chair he sits in when he reads and one in his work shed, I just about lost my mind and he acts like it is a normal thing.
Christmas is coming up. Maybe you could gift him some of those fast-opening handgun mini-safes. He could mount them in various places. There are some that use finger/palm print or codes and/or both? There likely are even other "high-tech" options now that open with a fob or via remote (who knows.) You obviously need to teach children to not touch guns they find but the other problem is their friends, so you are right to be concerned. And he should also take responsibility when he is living in your home a bit. If he has his own place, or his quarters are locked and not accessible, that is another matter.
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I can't find any mil-spec on it but I see listing as "Bar, Pry, 60" " So, basically, a big, straight iron pry bar used to align tracks, open crates, pry heavy items, etc. Apparently there is a nickle aluminum bronze and beryllium-copper variety that is OSHA etc approved for use in places where sparks can be a safety concern. But the kind we are talking about here would be more likely used in things like taking out stumps, breaking up rock and we would call it a "rock bar" and it longer than things like "breaking bars" and stuff for demo work. I would not have in my truck since long and heavy unless specifically going out for those purposes but several in my shed. I would think a bit unwieldy to use as a decent weapon....
yep that is it, big pry bar
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yesterday we had a birthday party for my little girl and one of my friends asked FIN if he liked her hair, he said sure if it is yours otherwise I pity the poor horse who got shaved for your hair,, she said I'll have you know that this is human hair and re replied I pity the poor Indian girl who had to shave her head so you can claim her hair as yours.
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yesterday we had a birthday party for my little girl and one of my friends asked FIN if he liked her hair, he said sure if it is yours otherwise I pity the poor horse who got shaved for your hair,, she said I'll have you know that this is human hair and re replied I pity the poor Indian girl who had to shave her head so you can claim her hair as yours.
He's a tactful one! LOL
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yesterday we had a birthday party for my little girl and one of my friends asked FIN if he liked her hair, he said sure if it is yours otherwise I pity the poor horse who got shaved for your hair,, she said I'll have you know that this is human hair and re replied I pity the poor Indian girl who had to shave her head so you can claim her hair as yours.
Your FIL sounds like my long dead uncle who used to sing the words "Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy" whenever he saw one of my older brothers.
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And maybe we could also serve espresso with a twist of lemon.
Orange essence would be better! Seriously, though, a clear shower curtain makes it harder for anyone to surprise the person who is bathing. The visibility should be enough time to grab your tool of choice. Go with that one.
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Father in Law looks just like Jack Palance, I wish i could post a pic of him but he thinks that pictures steal your soul and he said that if anyone ever took a picture of him that he would stuff that camera so fat up their ass that the flach would be seen in their eyes,, again another ass thing.
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Well, this is do not disturb time, FIL is online playing Lord of the Rings, go figure the Old man actually enjoys something besides sarcasm.
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Well, this is do not disturb time, FIL is online playing Lord of the Rings, go figure the Old man actually enjoys something besides sarcasm.
Some of my respect for your FIL has left after hearing this....come on man. Grab a bottle and start tinkering on a neighbor's lawnmower or fixing their car!
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Father in Law looks just like Jack Palance, I wish i could post a pic of him but he thinks that pictures steal your soul and he said that if anyone ever took a picture of him that he would stuff that camera so fat up their ass that the flach would be seen in their eyes,, again another ass thing.
Have you considered that your FIL is actually @Groyper/ @rekcuf ?
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Some of my respect for your FIL has left after hearing this....come on man. Grab a bottle and start tinkering on a neighbor's lawnmower or fixing their car!
He also makes knives, brandy and chocolate when he feels like it. He actually is a pretty good knife maker, people have paid he a lot of money to make them specialty knives and swords, at one point he had to quit reporting his income because he was making too much to collect SSI, as he tells it he invented the Buckmaster 184 and sold the patent to Buck, the 184 was the number of knives he designed.
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Well, this is do not disturb time, FIL is online playing Lord of the Rings, go figure the Old man actually enjoys something besides sarcasm.
Yeah, these elders definitely do not multi-task when they play online games. But they seem to have no issue flipping the channel changer without notice!
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Orange essence would be better! Seriously, though, a clear shower curtain makes it harder for anyone to surprise the person who is bathing. The visibility should be enough time to grab your tool of choice. Go with that one.
Hehheheheheh
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Father in Law looks just like Jack Palance, I wish i could post a pic of him but he thinks that pictures steal your soul and he said that if anyone ever took a picture of him that he would stuff that camera so fat up their ass that the flach would be seen in their eyes,, again another ass thing.
Dead?
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Father-in-Law was watching this today on TV, got to admit it is kind of fun watching.
https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8 (https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8)
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Father-in-Law was watching this today on TV, got to admit it is kind of fun watching.
https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8 (https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8)
Cool! Your Father-in-Law has good taste. I like music from Turkey and India but I had never seen that singer before. Please tell him I said thanks.
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Father-in-Law was watching this today on TV, got to admit it is kind of fun watching.
https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8 (https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8)
I'll check it out.
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Today a friend of my dads friends brought over a pull behind camper and wanted to know if he could weld some sheet metal on it. Dad was setting up his equipment when the neighbor came over and informed him that he can't weld aluminum that thin to another piece of thin aluminum and he will just blow thru it, Dad replied "I'll weld a sheet of tin foil to your ass and blow my foot right thru it if you don't move your ass out of here" and then welded aluminum to the camper and when he was done he used a grinder and smoothed out the welds. Again all his confrontations end with him threatening to either put, shove or kick something up someones ass.
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Today a friend of my dads friends brought over a pull behind camper and wanted to know if he could weld some sheet metal on it. Dad was setting up his equipment when the neighbor came over and informed him that he can't weld aluminum that thin to another piece of thin aluminum and he will just blow thru it, Dad replied "I'll weld a sheet of tin foil to your ass and blow my foot right thru it if you don't move your ass out of here" and then welded aluminum to the camper and when he was done he used a grinder and smoothed out the welds. Again all his confrontations end with him threatening to either put, shove or kick something up someones ass.
Lol. Male menopause? He sure has some skills. If the neighbor has thick skin, he'll be impressed with the work.
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If Groyper hadn’t pulled an Art, he could tell us why dealing with asses is a good idea.
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If Groyper hadn’t pulled an Art, he could tell us why dealing with asses is a good idea.
People talk about urban villages, without many paved roads and less traffic. And electric cars. With less gas exhaust on the roads, maybe donkeys will make a comeback!
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People talk about urban villages, without many paved roads and less traffic. And electric cars. With less gas exhaust on the roads, maybe donkeys will make a comeback!
Methane from donkey dung is a much worse greenhouse gas than CO2 is.
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Methane from donkey dung is a much worse greenhouse gas than CO2 is.
Not for the donkeys!
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What is a tankers bar?
That's where the KC-135 and 130 Herc flight crews hang out. ;)
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Father in Law looks just like Jack Palance,...
Maybe.
But he sounds just like Red Forman. lol
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Today dad was jerking Alexa around by asking things like, Alexa, play The Dick in my ass and she would reply I can't find The Dick in my ass and he would keep on going with those sort of requests. Is this what I have to look forward to when I get his age?
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Today dad was jerking Alexa around by asking things like, Alexa, play The Dick in my ass and she would reply I can't find The Dick in my ass and he would keep on going with those sort of requests. Is this what I have to look forward to when I get his age?
No. By the time you get to be his age, Alexa will have a direct brain interface. You won’t have to speak unless you want to.
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My son and fil went to the mall today, son says they went to the bathroom and it was a little packed, dil was pissing in the urinal and according to son the guy behind him was a little too close and fil turned sideways while still pissing and said to the man, come on, we can share if you can't hold it,, the man turned red and left and the other guys started to laugh.
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My son and fil went to the mall today, son says they went to the bathroom and it was a little packed, dil was pissing in the urinal and according to son the guy behind him was a little too close and fil turned sideways while still pissing and said to the man, come on, we can share if you can't hold it,, the man turned red and left and the other guys started to laugh.
Bwahahahahahahahah.
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Today dad was jerking Alexa around by asking things like, Alexa, play The Dick in my ass and she would reply I can't find The Dick in my ass and he would keep on going with those sort of requests. Is this what I have to look forward to when I get his age?
Oh, no! Just get a parrot, tee hee.
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My son and fil went to the mall today, son says they went to the bathroom and it was a little packed, dil was pissing in the urinal and according to son the guy behind him was a little too close and fil turned sideways while still pissing and said to the man, come on, we can share if you can't hold it,, the man turned red and left and the other guys started to laugh.
Way to "go"! (You can tell him I said that).
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Way to "go"! (You can tell him I said that).
Yeah, my son hangs around his grand father way too much, he is going to pick up his bad attitude and habits.
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Yeah, my son hangs around his grand father way too much, he is going to pick up his bad attitude and habits.
So far I think he is a good role-model. (not the police stuff) but the other stuff seems like a good guy and your kids could do MUCH worse! Heck, let him tell them how to fix stuff, stand up for themselves, work hard etc.
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Yeah, my son hangs around his grand father way too much, he is going to pick up his bad attitude and habits.
What bad habits? Being an Alpha Male? Your son would grow up to be a Marine or some other real man shit.
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What bad habits? Being an Alpha Male? Your son would grow up to be a Marine or some other real man shit.
I’m glad to see you capitalize Marine. Dammit, it’s a shortened form of a proper noun string. The godless, communist, post- modernist, neo-Calvinist grammer nazis insist on lower case.
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I’m glad to see you capitalize Marine. Dammit, it’s a shortened form of a proper noun string. The godless, communist, post- modernist, neo-Calvinist grammer nazis insist on lower case.
What?!
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Yeah, my son hangs around his grand father way too much, he is going to pick up his bad attitude and habits.
Hopefully he'll take the good stuff!
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Today I looked out the kitchen window and saw Cassie(my daughter) lying across Louie's (my Boxer dog) back with her arms around his neck, I opened the window and asked her what she was doing to Louie and she replied that she was putting the sleeper hold on him but it is not working like it did when grand dad put it on DeAndre. I asked him about it and fil said that the sleeper doesn't work on animals because the arteries are in the wrong place then said she needs a human to practice on I told him to stop teaching my kids to be violent and he called me feckless and where would I be if my ancestors felt that way then said he was only teaching DeAndre the only rule that counts as a man and this is his exact words “If someone puts their hands on you make sure they never put their hands on anybody else again.†I asked DeAndre what grand dad WAS TEACHING HIM AND RE SAID "violence of action" I asked him what that meant and he said I had to ask Grand Dad because I wouldn't understand.
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Today I looked out the kitchen window and saw Cassie(my daughter) lying across Louie's (my Boxer dog) back with her arms around his neck, I opened the window and asked her what she was doing to Louie and she replied that she was putting the sleeper hold on him but it is not working like it did when grand dad put it on DeAndre. I asked him about it and fil said that the sleeper doesn't work on animals because the arteries are in the wrong place then said she needs a human to practice on I told him to stop teaching my kids to be violent and he called me feckless and where would I be if my ancestors felt that way then said he was only teaching DeAndre the only rule that counts as a man and this is his exact words “If someone puts their hands on you make sure they never put their hands on anybody else again.†I asked DeAndre what grand dad WAS TEACHING HIM AND RE SAID "violence of action" I asked him what that meant and he said I had to ask Grand Dad because I wouldn't understand.
How did DeAndre feel when grand dad put the sleeper hold on him?????
At least gran dad has the excuse of trying to teach manliness, plus PTSD. My dad did not seem to suffer PTSD at all and was not a combat veteran so he had no excuse, but he used to torture each of us with traumatic choke holds, even me, the girl. Mom did not intervene, and was usually in the next room. He never left marks and we never turned blue. But it was traumatizing. We were so little every time he did it (drunk), we always forgot and the next time he started in wrestling, we never saw it coming. That last until about age 4, after which age we all wised up. Why didn't he take up a sport instead of picking on little kids.
He's been deceased over 15 years. I was always as kind to him as I could be. I didn't miss him the first 10 years he was dead. Not at all. But sometimes now I do remember good things he did. He was really patient with costume necklace knots, unknotting them for me anytime, and he is the one who told me overpasses and bridges get icier than other surfaces. He had a lot of blind spots and badness, but that wasn't all.
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Funny he said the only thing he could remember was trying to throw an elbow or two then waking up on the floor, he did say grand dad told him the first thing he should do when he woke up was check for his wallet. I don't think he has PTSD well at least he does not take any medication and he does not get any disability from the Army. I only know of few things he feels bad about or regrets that he told us and one is getting kicked off of/Banned from Ft. Bragg, NC, that is always a sore spot with him and he always brings it up when there are decisions (ethical or moral) that involves the kids and when he put crap in the Bn HQ's water-buffalo that ended up giving the command group dysentery (Viet-Nam).
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Funny he said the only thing he could remember was trying to throw an elbow or two then waking up on the floor, he did say grand dad told him the first thing he should do when he woke up was check for his wallet. I don't think he has PTSD well at least he does not take any medication and he does not get any disability from the Army. I only know of few things he feels bad about or regrets that he told us and one is getting kicked off of/Banned from Ft. Bragg, NC, that is always a sore spot with him and he always brings it up when there are decisions (ethical or moral) that involves the kids and when he put crap in the Bn HQ's water-buffalo that ended up giving the command group dysentery (Viet-Nam).
Glad he wasn't too stressed out! Such as character.
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F-I-L sent this to my father
https://youtu.be/jIuKsmxO6qQ (https://youtu.be/jIuKsmxO6qQ)
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F-I-L sent this to my father
https://youtu.be/jIuKsmxO6qQ (https://youtu.be/jIuKsmxO6qQ)
As kids, we used to sing this little ditty to the tune of Whistle While You Work:
Whistle while you work!
Hilter is a jerk!
Mussolini bit his weenie
now it doesn’t work
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In 1983, a friend’s grandmother walked up to a Japanese couple shopping in the grocery store and told them she was finally able to forgive them for Pearl Harbor.
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Funny thing that you mention grocery store, today I took F-I-L to Publix(local grocery store) two persons infront of us was talking to the cashier and she replied "Boy it is cold outside" it was about 30 deg and the second lady replied " You southern people don't know what cold is, were from Minnesota and this isn't cold" F-I-L all of a sudden snapped and said "Well, you are not in Minnesota are you, you see those Palm Trees outside, we are in South Carolina and it's fucking cold, why don't you take your ass back to Minnesota and enjoy your cold and your snow". Everyone in line just laughed except for that lady.
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Father-In-Law was born in Punxsutawney as was hubby and is now pissed that we do not want to go there for Ground Hog Day to eat free cherry pie and ice creame.
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Father-in-law tried to register with chat for mushmouth with the name Dyck Peckerwood and surfernaught told him to change it or he will boot and F-I-L replied " how about I put my boot so far up your ass you will be able to tell when the last time I used Kiwi" and he got booted
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Today I looked out the kitchen window and saw Cassie(my daughter) lying across Louie's (my Boxer dog) back with her arms around his neck, I opened the window and asked her what she was doing to Louie and she replied that she was putting the sleeper hold on him but it is not working like it did when grand dad put it on DeAndre. I asked him about it and fil said that the sleeper doesn't work on animals because the arteries are in the wrong place then said she needs a human to practice on I told him to stop teaching my kids to be violent and he called me feckless and where would I be if my ancestors felt that way then said he was only teaching DeAndre the only rule that counts as a man and this is his exact words “If someone puts their hands on you make sure they never put their hands on anybody else again.†I asked DeAndre what grand dad WAS TEACHING HIM AND RE SAID "violence of action" I asked him what that meant and he said I had to ask Grand Dad because I wouldn't understand.
I've missed these stories! :)
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I've missed these stories! :)
Me too!
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Father-in-law tried to register with chat for mushmouth with the name Dyck Peckerwood and surfernaught told him to change it or he will boot and F-I-L replied " how about I put my boot so far up your ass you will be able to tell when the last time I used Kiwi" and he got booted
;D ;D
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Funny thing that you mention grocery store, today I took F-I-L to Publix(local grocery store) two persons infront of us was talking to the cashier and she replied "Boy it is cold outside" it was about 30 deg and the second lady replied " You southern people don't know what cold is, were from Minnesota and this isn't cold" F-I-L all of a sudden snapped and said "Well, you are not in Minnesota are you, you see those Palm Trees outside, we are in South Carolina and it's fucking cold, why don't you take your ass back to Minnesota and enjoy your cold and your snow". Everyone in line just laughed except for that lady.
I did not see that ending coming at all. He is predictable but full of surprises.In 1983, a friend’s grandmother walked up to a Japanese couple shopping in the grocery store and told them she was finally able to forgive them for Pearl Harbor.
Oh my goodness. Massive retaliation does make forgiveness easier.
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Well Dad got back from Punxsutawney last night and today around 11 Am he and Louie were sitting on the front porch when the Fed-EX man drove up to deliver a package, when the Fed-Ex man saw Louie on the porch he pulled his Mace and Dad told him " Boy, if you don't holster that shit, if you spray this dog I am going to jam it so far down your mouth your asshole will burn". The FEd-Ex guy just left and we got a call from the Fed-Ex place that we have to come and pick up the package because they do not deliver to hostile environments. Not even home for 24 hrs and he still manages to cause some type of incident.
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Well Dad got back from Punxsutawney last night and today around 11 Am he and Louie were sitting on the front porch when the Fed-EX man drove up to deliver a package, when the Fed-Ex man saw Louie on the porch he pulled his Mace and Dad told him " Boy, if you don't holster that shit, if you spray this dog I am going to jam it so far down your mouth your asshole will burn". The FEd-Ex guy just left and we got a call from the Fed-Ex place that we have to come and pick up the package because they do not deliver to hostile environments. Not even home for 24 hrs and he still manages to cause some type of incident.
Have to ask, who is "Louie" and does he bite? :o
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Well Dad got back from Punxsutawney last night and today around 11 Am he and Louie were sitting on the front porch when the Fed-EX man drove up to deliver a package, when the Fed-Ex man saw Louie on the porch he pulled his Mace and Dad told him " Boy, if you don't holster that shit, if you spray this dog I am going to jam it so far down your mouth your asshole will burn". The FEd-Ex guy just left and we got a call from the Fed-Ex place that we have to come and pick up the package because they do not deliver to hostile environments. Not even home for 24 hrs and he still manages to cause some type of incident.
Something tells me a little mace would just fuel Louie onward. What kind of dog is Louie? How old is he? How cute is he? Is he smart?
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Louie is a boxer, just over a year old, I will post a few pics of him when I get them.
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Louie is a boxer, just over a year old, I will post a few pics of him when I get them.
What was in the FedEx package?
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What was in the FedEx package?
Don't know, the guy never delivered it, went right back into his truck and drove off, have to go to the FedEx place and pick it up.
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Have you ever You Tubed "funny boxers?" They are incredible dogs but also very strong and protective.
https://twistedsifter.com/videos/funny-dog-honks-car-horn/ Boxer left in car on a NOT hot day still protests.
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Have you ever You Tubed "funny boxers?" They are incredible.
Much funnier than briefs.
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Well today Dad did it again, he got escorted and banned from BiLo (grocery store) to make a long story short from the Police report he went to the 10 items or less isle(he had 15) because their was only one isle open to take regular customers and it had 6 people in it and the cashier told him him "Oh no you don't, this is 10 items or less" in which he replied "you are the only isle open the other one is packed" her reply was " Bilo policies are not open for your interpretation" so he packed his stuff up and went to the isle that now had 9 people in it and when it was his turn to check out the cashier asked him how he was doing and he replied " Not as good as that fat ass over there in the 10 items or less isle with her thumb up her ass and nothing to do but wipe her hands with baby lotion" and he said it pretty loud so the 10 items or less lady said in her Al Capone reply "are you talking to me, I know you are not talking to me because you don't know me" and he replied "You are the only fat bitch standing around with nothing to do with your thumb up your ass" and her reply was "you don't want me to come over there old man" and of course Dad replied: "bring your fat good for nothing ass over here and I will spread your nose all over your face" and then the manager stepped in and the Police showed up and the rest is history and Dad is 86ed from Bilo, he was not arrested, just escorted out and told to never return. Dad said atleast he is in good company with others that have been banned.
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Peppa pig is banned in China and Dad loves peppa Pig
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Your FIL can probably sue the store for fat ass calling him an old man. Also her threat that he (your FIL) didn't want her to 'go over there.' What a wanky sounding store. In my grocery store, a non busy 10 or less checker would be more than happy to take an order with five extra items. Whatever works to keep things moving and the customers happy. I would have fired the thumb lady, had I been the owner of that store.
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I hate BiLo.
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I hate BiLo.
Beware of stores that attempt to be overly clever in their names or add unnecessary silent 'e's (Ye Old Junk Shoppe).
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Beware of stores that attempt to be overly clever in their names or add unnecessary silent 'e's (Ye Old Junk Shoppe).
Are those inconsistent e’s?
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Well today Dad did it again, he got escorted and banned from BiLo (grocery store) to make a long story short from the Police report he went to the 10 items or less isle(he had 15) because their was only one isle open to take regular customers and it had 6 people in it and the cashier told him him "Oh no you don't, this is 10 items or less" in which he replied "you are the only isle open the other one is packed" her reply was " Bilo policies are not open for your interpretation" so he packed his stuff up and went to the isle that now had 9 people in it and when it was his turn to check out the cashier asked him how he was doing and he replied " Not as good as that fat ass over there in the 10 items or less isle with her thumb up her ass and nothing to do but wipe her hands with baby lotion" and he said it pretty loud so the 10 items or less lady said in her Al Capone reply "are you talking to me, I know you are not talking to me because you don't know me" and he replied "You are the only fat bitch standing around with nothing to do with your thumb up your ass" and her reply was "you don't want me to come over there old man" and of course Dad replied: "bring your fat good for nothing ass over here and I will spread your nose all over your face" and then the manager stepped in and the Police showed up and the rest is history and Dad is 86ed from Bilo, he was not arrested, just escorted out and told to never return. Dad said atleast he is in good company with others that have been banned.
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Peppa pig is banned in China and Dad loves peppa Pig
She sounds like a snot. Who wouldn't accommodate a senior citizen anyway?
Lines are getting longer everywhere, while the top execs and stock holders get richer & richer by greedily not hiring enough people and working the employees they have to the bone. Especially Ross dress for less.
Well, too bad about that. I can't believe they called the cops. If I were the manager, I would not have called the cops unless he violated a request not to return. Like he was really going to re-arrange her face from 20 feet away...
Is he interested in a prescription which could tone him down a little? Probably not.
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Much funnier than briefs.
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Lines are getting longer everywhere, while the top execs and stock holders get richer & richer by greedily not hiring enough people and working the employees they have to the bone. Especially Ross dress for less.
Ross has very obviously and deleteriously managed itself into a shadow of what it used to be back in the 80s. I can remember when TJ Maxx was considered lowbrow and Ross was more upscale. Not any more. :(
Then again our new Honduran border jumpers need cheap clothes, so... :-\
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Well today Dad did it again, he got escorted and banned from BiLo (grocery store) to make a long story short from the Police report he went to the 10 items or less isle(he had 15) because their was only one isle open to take regular customers and it had 6 people in it and the cashier told him him "Oh no you don't, this is 10 items or less" in which he replied "you are the only isle open the other one is packed" her reply was " Bilo policies are not open for your interpretation" so he packed his stuff up and went to the isle that now had 9 people in it and when it was his turn to check out the cashier asked him how he was doing and he replied " Not as good as that fat ass over there in the 10 items or less isle with her thumb up her ass and nothing to do but wipe her hands with baby lotion" and he said it pretty loud so the 10 items or less lady said in her Al Capone reply "are you talking to me, I know you are not talking to me because you don't know me" and he replied "You are the only fat bitch standing around with nothing to do with your thumb up your ass" and her reply was "you don't want me to come over there old man" and of course Dad replied: "bring your fat good for nothing ass over here and I will spread your nose all over your face" and then the manager stepped in and the Police showed up and the rest is history and Dad is 86ed from Bilo, he was not arrested, just escorted out and told to never return. Dad said atleast he is in good company with others that have been banned.
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Peppa pig is banned in China and Dad loves peppa Pig
I have GOT to meet the old man. Banned for being right. Hah! There is a special place in hell for guys like us.
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Your FIL can probably sue the store for fat ass calling him an old man. Also her threat that he (your FIL) didn't want her to 'go over there.' What a wanky sounding store. In my grocery store, a non busy 10 or less checker would be more than happy to take an order with five extra items. Whatever works to keep things moving and the customers happy. I would have fired the thumb lady, had I been the owner of that store.
No shit, right? Welcome to bizzaroland America.
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To tell the truth, I've about had it with him, the time is going to come one day when someone calls his bluff, he is almost 70 years old well he will be 70 in July, he may be a big man physically but he is 70 and all that crap he talks about having one good fight left in him, I am afraid the time will come when we have to identify him at the morgue. It is just beyond my comprehension, we give him everything he needs and most people his age would be happy and content but oh no, not Billy Bad Ass, it has to be his way, it it wasn't for the kids his butt would of been sent packing along time ago.
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Ross has very obviously and deleteriously managed itself into a shadow of what it used to be back in the 80s. I can remember when TJ Maxx was considered lowbrow and Ross was more upscale. Not any more. :(
Then again our new Honduran border jumpers need cheap clothes, so... :-\
From what I've seen, they shoplift them. Ross doesn't prosecute. They told me they'd rather lose the clothes than pay staff to sit in court. But they do pay for security, but it happens when Security goes on breaks.
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From what I've seen, they shoplift them. Ross doesn't prosecute. They told me they'd rather lose the clothes than pay staff to sit in court. But they do pay for security, but it happens when Security goes on breaks.
Wow, just freaking wow! I truly had no idea. But just how does one prosecute a shoplifiting border jumper anyway? Shoot if ICE can't nab them, Paul Blart Mall Cop stands no chance at all..
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I hate BiLo.
I no longer shop at BiLo. I buy all of my stuff online from Acme Products.
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Ross has very obviously and deleteriously managed itself into a shadow of what it used to be back in the 80s. I can remember when TJ Maxx was considered lowbrow and Ross was more upscale. Not any more. :(
Then again our new Honduran border jumpers need cheap clothes, so... :-\
We no longer have Kmart and Sears here. Our mall is hemorrhaging stores. Weekend nights in 2019 there look like Wednesday mornings in 1990. I expect to see zombies there soon.
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To tell the truth, I've about had it with him, the time is going to come one day when someone calls his bluff, he is almost 70 years old well he will be 70 in July, he may be a big man physically but he is 70 and all that crap he talks about having one good fight left in him, I am afraid the time will come when we have to identify him at the morgue. It is just beyond my comprehension, we give him everything he needs and most people his age would be happy and content but oh no, not Billy Bad Ass, it has to be his way, it it wasn't for the kids his butt would of been sent packing along time ago.
Hey 'Bitch, and I mean that affectionately, your FIL is 20 years older than me, but I know that I've got another fight left in me. will it be my last? I dunno. But I do hope to go out in one last gunfight. So, if your FIL says he has one more fight in him, I don't think he's bluffing.
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I no longer shop at BiLo. I buy all of my stuff online from Acme Products.
Heh...
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...the masters of planned obsolescence... ;D
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We no longer have Kmart and Sears here. Our mall is hemorrhaging stores. Weekend nights in 2019 there look like Wednesday mornings in 1990. I expect to see zombies there soon.
I expect you just might, but they come with skateboards, so watch out...
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To tell the truth, I've about had it with him, the time is going to come one day when someone calls his bluff, he is almost 70 years old well he will be 70 in July, he may be a big man physically but he is 70 and all that crap he talks about having one good fight left in him, I am afraid the time will come when we have to identify him at the morgue. It is just beyond my comprehension, we give him everything he needs and most people his age would be happy and content but oh no, not Billy Bad Ass, it has to be his way, it it wasn't for the kids his butt would of been sent packing along time ago.
You gave him everything he needs, except a nation that resembles anything he was raised in. :-\
Wait until you're 70 and you can see a nation committing cultural and economic seppuku before your very eyes.
Never mind, it's already happening, you'll get to see the even more horrific results stage of that race to the bottom. :'(
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Heh...
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...the masters of planned obsolescence... ;D
The coyote learned that the hard way. They have nothing on Apple, though.
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I expect you just might, but they come with skateboards, so watch out...
I dig those tapes. They're like archaeological expeditions from the future.
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Hey 'Bitch, and I mean that affectionately, your FIL is 20 years older than me, but I know that I've got another fight left in me. will it be my last? I dunno. But I do hope to go out in one last gunfight. So, if your FIL says he has one more fight in him, I don't think he's bluffing.
Well you are 50 and he is 70, the only fight he has left in him is the fight to wake up tomorrow, I don't mean to sound cruel but the facts are the facts, he is an old man and if he wants to die by an act of violence that is his problem but I am not going to have it, I will not have my husbands father,,OMG, I am sorry, it just hit me, I did not mean for this thread to be a vent for me I made it because he says funny and stupid things and I thought it would be nice for others to see what he says but it seems that I am just trying to justify it to myself
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Well you are 50 and he is 70, the only fight he has left in him is the fight to wake up tomorrow
To be fair, I can say the same thing for me during my college party days. Some hangovers can make you feel like an "old" 70.
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You will not have it. i think you’ve identified the real problem.
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Well you are 50 and he is 70, the only fight he has left in him is the fight to wake up tomorrow, I don't mean to sound cruel but the facts are the facts, he is an old man and if he wants to die by an act of violence that is his problem but I am not going to have it, I will not have my husbands father,,OMG, I am sorry, it just hit me, I did not mean for this thread to be a vent for me I made it because he says funny and stupid things and I thought it would be nice for others to see what he says but it seems that I am just trying to justify it to myself
Is he an Eastwood fan?
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Well you are 50 and he is 70, the only fight he has left in him is the fight to wake up tomorrow, I don't mean to sound cruel but the facts are the facts, he is an old man and if he wants to die by an act of violence that is his problem but I am not going to have it, I will not have my husbands father,,OMG, I am sorry, it just hit me, I did not mean for this thread to be a vent for me I made it because he says funny and stupid things and I thought it would be nice for others to see what he says but it seems that I am just trying to justify it to myself
Relax. You're amongst friends here. Mostly. I love the shit your dad says. He sounds like me and the crew I roll with.
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The old man wouldn't take any shit from the 'Mongs.
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The old man wouldn't take any shit from the 'Mongs.
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Actually he is more of the Walk a mile in another mans shoes kind of guy but he shows more respect to my parents than he does to to me, he spent a year in Mongolia with the Peace Corps back in the mid 70's, he has his own opinions on Mongolia and China, funny how he thinks he is an expert.
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Actually he is more of the Walk a mile in another mans shoes kind of guy but he shows more respect to my parents than he does to to me, he spent a year in Mongolia with the Peace Corps back in the mid 70's, he has his own opinions on Mongolia and China, funny how he thinks he is an expert.
Well, I was never there so I will accept his expertise.
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Actually he is more of the Walk a mile in another mans shoes kind of guy but he shows more respect to my parents than he does to to me, he spent a year in Mongolia with the Peace Corps back in the mid 70's, he has his own opinions on Mongolia and China, funny how he thinks he is an expert.
Mongs/Hmongs ("Meios," interestingly called also) fought with us (and some other earlier colonial powers in Laos, Vietnam, etc.) Though there are some tribes in China they are far from "Mongolian" and more assc with far southern China, Laos, Vietnam, etc area. Like other persecuted groups (Montagnards) they often were recruited to "help out" us, and earlier, like French, because they were often Christian (or nominally so but often very much so- Catholic especially due to French missionaries) but also since the larger ethnic groups "in charge" considered them backwards and so often persecuted. And also, due to this, had knowledge of the mountains (he the name of the former) or rural areas where an insurgency, or counter-ones, is often best done.
I'm generally against much immigration but when you got folks that really helped you out, volunteered in large numbers, and hated commies I don't mind them coming in. Like, for example, the British for the loyal Malayans, the loyal in southern African countries and Kenya, and Gurhkas the veterans deserve right to emigrate, their pensions, etc but cause they fought the enemy, often with aplomb and bravery, and then often abandoned/abused by fellow countrymen once colonial forces "pulled out" and let the commies and natives take over.
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Well it seems that FIL has a teenage following of boys. FIL HAD A GROUP OF 5 OR 6 BOYS IN THE BACK YARD, he looked like he was giving a class but as it turned out he was teaching them how to recoginize the difference between a Pimp Slap, Jap Slap and a Bitch Slap..go figure I never knew there was a difference
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Well it seems that FIL has a teenage following of boys. FIL HAD A GROUP OF 5 OR 6 BOYS IN THE BACK YARD, he looked like he was giving a class but as it turned out he was teaching them how to recoginize the difference between a Pimp Slap, Jap Slap and a Bitch Slap..go figure I never knew there was a difference
You need to film some of these escapades.
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You need to film some of these escapades.
I would but he thinks any type of photography is soul stealing
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Well it seems that FIL has a teenage following of boys. FIL HAD A GROUP OF 5 OR 6 BOYS IN THE BACK YARD, he looked like he was giving a class but as it turned out he was teaching them how to recoginize the difference between a Pimp Slap, Jap Slap and a Bitch Slap..go figure I never knew there was a difference
I would assume the Jap Slap is a surprise, the Pimp Slap is one in which one knows is coming (hiding money or whatever,) and the Bitch Slap maybe a mild one to help someone gain their senses back or a backhanded variety? But not sure, as GS says, put up a youtube of the lecture.
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I would but he thinks any type of photography is soul stealing
If he has a brother, I think I live next door to him.
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You need to film some of these escapades.
Angry Grandpa left a void after he passed. The OP may have a YouTube career ahead of him.
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Well today Grand-Dad pulled a fast one on a real-estate dude, to make a long story short, we own 5 acres of land with the only access road to a plot of 67 acres of land locked property and this real estate guy keeps trying to get us to sell for some low ball figure of 500K but the land around here goes for $250 a square foot. Wee been getting this correspondence that says we pay cash for your home regardless of size and condition, (3 acres of this property is his), he called the man up and set up an appointment, when the guy came over here he was nice and FIL took him a little ways out and asked him what he thinks, he said 500K and FIL told him it was too much that he only wanted 10K for the property, the man almost shit his pants until FIL showed him a 1yd X 1Yd square with a Popsicle stick house on it. The guy asked what this was and FIL replied for 10K that is yours the man replied what the fuck is this, are you serious and FIL replied I am as serious as the ass kicking you are going to get if you ever send me anymore bullshit about buying my shit.
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Well today Grand-Dad pulled a fast one on a real-estate dude, to make a long story short, we own 5 acres of land with the only access road to a plot of 67 acres of land locked property and this real estate guy keeps trying to get us to sell for some low ball figure of 500K but the land around here goes for $250 a square foot. Wee been getting this correspondence that says we pay cash for your home regardless of size and condition, (3 acres of this property is his), he called the man up and set up an appointment, when the guy came over here he was nice and FIL took him a little ways out and asked him what he thinks, he said 500K and FIL told him it was too much that he only wanted 10K for the property, the man almost shit his pants until FIL showed him a 1yd X 1Yd square with a Popsicle stick house on it. The guy asked what this was and FIL replied for 10K that is yours the man replied what the fuck is this, are you serious and FIL replied I am as serious as the ass kicking you are going to get if you ever send me anymore bullshit about buying my shit.
That is hilarious!
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Well today Grand-Dad pulled a fast one on a real-estate dude, to make a long story short, we own 5 acres of land with the only access road to a plot of 67 acres of land locked property and this real estate guy keeps trying to get us to sell for some low ball figure of 500K but the land around here goes for $250 a square foot. Wee been getting this correspondence that says we pay cash for your home regardless of size and condition, (3 acres of this property is his), he called the man up and set up an appointment, when the guy came over here he was nice and FIL took him a little ways out and asked him what he thinks, he said 500K and FIL told him it was too much that he only wanted 10K for the property, the man almost shit his pants until FIL showed him a 1yd X 1Yd square with a Popsicle stick house on it. The guy asked what this was and FIL replied for 10K that is yours the man replied what the fuck is this, are you serious and FIL replied I am as serious as the ass kicking you are going to get if you ever send me anymore bullshit about buying my shit.
I am in serious like with this old goat!
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Well today Grand-Dad pulled a fast one on a real-estate dude, to make a long story short, we own 5 acres of land with the only access road to a plot of 67 acres of land locked property and this real estate guy keeps trying to get us to sell for some low ball figure of 500K but the land around here goes for $250 a square foot. Wee been getting this correspondence that says we pay cash for your home regardless of size and condition, (3 acres of this property is his), he called the man up and set up an appointment, when the guy came over here he was nice and FIL took him a little ways out and asked him what he thinks, he said 500K and FIL told him it was too much that he only wanted 10K for the property, the man almost shit his pants until FIL showed him a 1yd X 1Yd square with a Popsicle stick house on it. The guy asked what this was and FIL replied for 10K that is yours the man replied what the fuck is this, are you serious and FIL replied I am as serious as the ass kicking you are going to get if you ever send me anymore bullshit about buying my shit.
Ahahahahahhahaahahaha! Your FIL is fucking amazing!
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Ahahahahahhahaahahaha! Your FIL is fucking amazing!
Yeah, he is also crazy, for being 70 years old he is not old acting, imagine Jack Palance at 6'4" and 240 lbs and that is him, actually he keeps letting people know his height and weight, pure scary when he gets mad.
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Yeah, he is also crazy, for being 70 years old he is not old acting, imagine Jack Palance at 6'4" and 240 lbs and that is him, actually he keeps letting people know his height and weight, pure scary when he gets mad.
Have this mental image...maybe just the attitude is accurate though...
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Have this mental image...maybe just the attitude is accurate though...
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Close but the beard is ginger with gray and not as buff but with a Jack Palance bald head as he says it is a choice not a a requirement head, now all that aside today this 30ish chubby black lady rang our bell and asked for dear old FIL, I thought she wanted him to do some work for him and then when he got to the door he handed her a sheet of paper and she hugged him and bounced all up and down while hugging him and she only came up to his mid chest, my jaw dropped, I thought he was having a fling with her or something like that, maybe a pregnancy test or something, they talked for like 10 minutes looking at the paper and then she hugged him again and left. When he came in I asked him what that show was all about and he told me "Curiosity killed the Cat, and I am not going to give you the satisfaction to bring it back" Come to find out after a few hours of checking is that he made a 1st anniversary church banquet dinner flier for her,,woo, talk about feeling low
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Close but the beard is ginger with gray and not as buff but with a Jack Palance bald head as he says it is a choice not a a requirement head, now all that aside today this 30ish chubby black lady rang our bell and asked for dear old FIL, I thought she wanted him to do some work for him and then when he got to the door he handed her a sheet of paper and she hugged him and bounced all up and down while hugging him and she only came up to his mid chest, my jaw dropped, I thought he was having a fling with her or something like that, maybe a pregnancy test or something, they talked for like 10 minutes looking at the paper and then she hugged him again and left. When he came in I asked him what that show was all about and he told me "Curiosity killed the Cat, and I am not going to give you the satisfaction to bring it back" Come to find out after a few hours of checking is that he made a 1st anniversary church banquet dinner flier for her,,woo, talk about feeling low
Between your FIL and WAN's "Red Heat" this group is a proving that truth is a lot funnier than fiction.
Don't stop, this guy is my "second hand lion" of sorts... 8)
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The name of this thread always makes me laugh when I see it! :)
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That is hilarious!
That was great, Gran-Dad!
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Between your FIL and WAN's "Red Heat" this group is a proving that truth is a lot funnier than fiction.
Don't stop, this guy is my "second hand lion" of sorts... 8)
Thank you very much for the movie, I did a search on Second hand lion and found it was a movie,, OMG it was great, so much about that movir fits him, FIL even had a friendship with Muammar Gaddafi, no shit, they were friends, he has letters and cards from him.
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Thank you very much for the movie, I did a search on Second hand lion and found it was a movie,, OMG it was great, so much about that movir fits him, FIL even had a friendship with Muammar Gaddafi, no shit, they were friends, he has letters and cards from him.
I’m impressed Gaddafi sent cards to anyone let alone our favorite Grumpy FIL
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Thank you very much for the movie, I did a search on Second hand lion and found it was a movie,, OMG it was great, so much about that movir fits him, FIL even had a friendship with Muammar Gaddafi, no shit, they were friends, he has letters and cards from him.
Wow, the guy has layers, doesn't he? :o
Glad you liked that reference, it's a fine and overlooked film. :)
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I’m impressed Gaddafi sent cards to anyone let alone our favorite Grumpy FIL
Indeed, what's next...a set of worry beads from Idi Amin? 8)
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Indeed, what's next...a set of worry beads from Idi Amin? 8)
I am serious about Gaddafi and he is proud of it, he has the stuff framed, one of these days when I can I will get pictures of it.
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Wow, the guy has layers, doesn't he? :o
Glad you liked that reference, it's a fine and overlooked film. :)
He sure does, he worked for Executive Outcomes as a medic and spent 2 years in Tibet and some time in Mongolia with the Peace Corps and then there is his jail time which brings him to us now.
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This guy may have more gnarls than an old Cypress stump, but I really like him!
"Oh the stories he could tell...if it all blows up and goes to hell..."etc... ::)
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Well today my son got his probationary drivers license and good ole FIL wants to take him on a road trip up the coast to Myrtle Beach, just the two of them, No split tails allowed as FIL says. -My husband said it was OK, but I wish he would put his foot down at least on somethings when it concerns his children, it is like FIL is the Alpha dog and he just follows.
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This guy may have more gnarls than an old Cypress stump, but I really like him!
"Oh the stories he could tell...if it all blows up and goes to hell..."etc... ::)
Oh you don't know the half of it, his first arrest was for assault on a man trying ti pick up a retarded girl at a BBQ, his second was a DUI, his 3rd was for pulling a gun on a public works person and the last was his illegal bar and way before that was the time he was kicked off of Ft. Bragg, never to return.
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Well today my son got his probationary drivers license and good ole FIL wants to take him on a road trip up the coast to Myrtle Beach, just the two of them, No split tails allowed as FIL says. -My husband said it was OK, but I wish he would put his foot down at least on somethings when it concerns his children, it is like FIL is the Alpha dog and he just follows.
FIL as an alpha dog?
You don't say...lol..."split tails"...this guy is an all day Gran Torino, isn't he?
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Oh you don't know the half of it, his first arrest was for assault on a man trying ti pick up a retarded girl at a BBQ, his second was a DUI, his 3rd was for pulling a gun on a public works person and the last was his illegal bar and way before that was the time he was kicked off of Ft. Bragg, never to return.
Oh ho ho!
He truly IS the "real deal"...
Wow, who needs fiction? ;D
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Their upcoming trip might be the time for the new "Grandpad". Although $40/mo seems kind of high (plus the device). But, a neat tool to keep voluntarily tabs on someone.
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Well after two weeks of secret metal working in FIL's so called Forge ( a shed with some tools) he produced what he calls an American Wakizashi for $1500 (as he calls it, cold hard reinforced blue twisted homogenize 1095 steel)I don't know know what all that means but is it the beginning of another knife/sword making season that will keep him busty until December, less problems for me until he takes his shirt off and all the old women gather around.
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Well after two weeks of secret metal working in FIL's so called Forge ( a shed with some tools) he produced what he calls an American Wakizashi for $1500 (as he calls it, cold hard reinforced blue twisted homogenize 1095 steel)I don't know know what all that means but is it the beginning of another knife/sword making season that will keep him busty until December, less problems for me until he takes his shirt off and all the old women gather around.
Maybe they'll bring snacks!
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He sure does, he worked for Executive Outcomes as a medic and spent 2 years in Tibet and some time in Mongolia with the Peace Corps and then there is his jail time which brings him to us now.
This guy is:
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Well after two weeks of secret metal working in FIL's so called Forge ( a shed with some tools) he produced what he calls an American Wakizashi for $1500 (as he calls it, cold hard reinforced blue twisted homogenize 1095 steel)I don't know know what all that means but is it the beginning of another knife/sword making season that will keep him busty until December, less problems for me until he takes his shirt off and all the old women gather around.
Aww...and to think, some dudes that age need artificial stimulants, lol! :D
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Well after two weeks of secret metal working in FIL's so called Forge ( a shed with some tools) he produced what he calls an American Wakizashi for $1500 (as he calls it, cold hard reinforced blue twisted homogenize 1095 steel)I don't know know what all that means but is it the beginning of another knife/sword making season that will keep him busty until December, less problems for me until he takes his shirt off and all the old women gather around.
Do you ever find yourself giving him a second look? Naughty girl.
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Aww...and to think, some dudes that age need artificial stimulants, lol! :D
a six pack of PBR's?
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a six pack of PBR's?
Or maybe some:
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Actually he is more of the Walk a mile in another mans shoes kind of guy but he shows more respect to my parents than he does to to me, he spent a year in Mongolia with the Peace Corps back in the mid 70's, he has his own opinions on Mongolia and China, funny how he thinks he is an expert.
Wow, that's a real head scratcher. Just wondering if your parents post snarky shit about him too.
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Wow, that's a real head scratcher. Just wondering if your parents post snarky shit about him too.
To be fair, she's also shown some palpable admiration and a deft sense of comedic timing.
I think if he were reading this his eyes would crinkle up in what might even be a smile...
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Today my husband caught our 15 almost 16 year old son looking at porn on his computer and removed the door to his room ( he was doing more than just looking). FIL came home later and saw the door in the hallway and asked what we were going to do with the door because he could use it, hubby replied "take it DeAndre doesn't need it anymore". FIL asked "What dumb-asased shit did you do now", to make a long story short husband told FIL he caught DeAndre doing things with porno pics. Well FIL was pissed told hubby to put the door back or he would and with a dead bolt and leave the boy some privacy, husband tried to reply and FIL said, Just do it, do you remember the time I caught you whacking off to Parade Magazine under wear pictures, did I say anything, No, I just pretended I did not see you and forgot something and went down the the hall,,is it not enough that you embarrassed him by acting like a dick even though when you were his age you were beating off to under wear pictures.
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Aww...and to think, some dudes that age need artificial stimulants, lol! :D
FIL says he was intimate (not his words) with hundreds of women from every part of the world even an Albino African Midget from Rhodesia and it got to the point where sex became work and not fun and tried to find ways around it but once he met his true love and married her she would be his one and only from then on and there never has been one since that could interest him and as far as Hubby or me know when FIL has never been in a sexual relationship with anyone since the death of his wife /my husbands mother.
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This guy is:
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You are soo correct, FIL said he failed his "Q" course for Special Forces because he flunked the mental evaluation at the end,, he said the Psychologist told him that if he was in an anti-universe where things were reversed that he would still be the same person the same as Ying and Yang
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Wow, that's a real head scratcher. Just wondering if your parents post snarky shit about him too.
Actually he loves my parents and has said many times my apple must of rolled far from the tree. He is very anti-Japanese and always says that the Japanese were a bunch of pissed off fire ants that spread thru Asia destroying everything that they came in contact with and that it took the United States to slap the fire from them and made them recognize that they were just ants.
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Today my husband caught our 15 almost 16 year old son looking at porn on his computer and removed the door to his room ( he was doing more than just looking). FIL came home later and saw the door in the hallway and asked what we were going to do with the door because he could use it, hubby replied "take it DeAndre doesn't need it anymore". FIL asked "What dumb-asased shit did you do now", to make a long story short husband told FIL he caught DeAndre doing things with porno pics. Well FIL was pissed told hubby to put the door back or he would and with a dead bolt and leave the boy some privacy, husband tried to reply and FIL said, Just do it, do you remember the time I caught you whacking off to Parade Magazine under wear pictures, did I say anything, No, I just pretended I did not see you and forgot something and went down the the hall,,is it not enough that you embarrassed him by acting like a dick even though when you were his age you were beating off to under wear pictures.
The old man is right. What 15 year old boy doesn't have a wank now and again. It's a coming of age thing. Is your husband afraid the kid's going to stutter or go blind or what? Maybe he resents the fact that the kid has much more inspirational material than parade magazine available to him
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The old man is right. What 15 year old boy doesn't have a wank now and again. It's a coming of age thing. Is your husband afraid the kid's going to stutter or go blind or what? Maybe he resents the fact that the kid has much more inspirational material than parade magazine available to him
I had to laught when I read your post, back in the day there was underwear now nothjing is left to the imagination.
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FIL says he was intimate (not his words) with hundreds of women from every part of the world even an Albino African Midget from Rhodesia and it got to the point where sex became work and not fun and tried to find ways around it but once he met his true love and married her she would be his one and only from then on and there never has been one since that could interest him and as far as Hubby or me know when FIL has never been in a sexual relationship with anyone since the death of his wife /my husbands mother.
Does he have a deadbolt on his bedroom door?
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Does he have a deadbolt on his bedroom door?
No lock but he does not care but I have seen him drop his pants and spread his cheeks to prove that he has hair on his ass,, no kidding.
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Well,this is getting too much, this is a new low for FIL,, today around 2:30 AM we got a call that FIL was arrested and we could pick him up at the local Police Station or in the morning he was going before the Judge for assault and sexual acts of degradation,, it sounds a lot worse than it was, FIL got into an argument over something stupid with a 30ish hipster,,according to the Police report, FIL got into a discussion with the so called hipster over Socialism and FIL asked hipster if he wanted to see what Socialism does to a country and he grabbed hipster by the sides of his face and spit into his face (the assault charge) and then bent his head down to his pelvic area and did a pelvic thrust into his face (sexual acts of degradation) and broke his nose, FIL was released on a PR Bond. This is the last straw, I can't have this violence in my house around my children, what he does reflects on my family and my children
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Well,this is getting too much, this is a new low for FIL,, today around 2:30 AM we got a call that FIL was arrested and we could pick him up at the local Police Station or in the morning he was going before the Judge for assault and sexual acts of degradation,, it sounds a lot worse than it was, FIL got into an argument over something stupid with a 30ish hipster,,according to the Police report, FIL got into a discussion with the so called hipster over Socialism and FIL asked hipster if he wanted to see what Socialism does to a country and he grabbed hipster by the sides of his face and spit into his face (the assault charge) and then bent his head down to his pelvic area and did a pelvic thrust into his face (sexual acts of degradation) and broke his nose, FIL was released on a PR Bond. This is the last straw, I can't have this violence in my house around my children, what he does reflects on my family and my children
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FIL makes me laugh - because that is some funny shit
and sad- because he really doesn't have an off switch
and laugh again- because really who hasn't wanted to see that happen to a ignorant hipster spouting bull shit they know nothing about.
and sad again- cause this is your life and it's a bummer you have an old man on your hands that is determined to be a complete pain in your ass.
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Well,this is getting too much, this is a new low for FIL,, today around 2:30 AM we got a call that FIL was arrested and we could pick him up at the local Police Station or in the morning he was going before the Judge for assault and sexual acts of degradation,, it sounds a lot worse than it was, FIL got into an argument over something stupid with a 30ish hipster,,according to the Police report, FIL got into a discussion with the so called hipster over Socialism and FIL asked hipster if he wanted to see what Socialism does to a country and he grabbed hipster by the sides of his face and spit into his face (the assault charge) and then bent his head down to his pelvic area and did a pelvic thrust into his face (sexual acts of degradation) and broke his nose, FIL was released on a PR Bond. This is the last straw, I can't have this violence in my house around my children, what he does reflects on my family and my children
Humor mode off - you've been a trooper to share this with us, the good and the bad.
I guess it was always going to be a messy end, so sorry for you and your family. :-[
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FIL makes me laugh - because that is some funny shit
and sad- because he really doesn't have an off switch
and laugh again- because really who hasn't wanted to see that happen to a ignorant hipster spouting bull shit they know nothing about.
and sad again- cause this is your life and it's a bummer you have an old man on your hands that is determined to be a complete pain in your ass.
Very True, he has no off switch, just a pressure switch and when it is flipped he goes off until all the steam escapes and that is very dangerous and my husband won't say a thing against him,,husband is no wimp but when it comes to challenging his father he always ignores it.
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The old man is right. What 15 year old boy doesn't have a wank now and again. It's a coming of age thing. Is your husband afraid the kid's going to stutter or go blind or what? Maybe he resents the fact that the kid has much more inspirational material than parade magazine available to him
No shit. Nobody has ever g-g-g-g-gone blind fm waxing some wood.
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No lock but he does not care but I have seen him drop his pants and spread his cheeks to prove that he has hair on his ass,, no kidding.
Wait. Your FIL? Has you check his ass for hair?
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Very True, he has no off switch, just a pressure switch and when it is flipped he goes off until all the steam escapes and that is very dangerous and my husband won't say a thing against him,,husband is no wimp but when it comes to challenging his father he always ignores it.
Just a brief question, and I hope it's not too prying - is/was alcohol involved?
Few ever learn a thing when under that fog.
I mean he might have been able to sustain his point with far less damage by simply talking said 30 year old, 'inviting him' to buy a round for the house, then challenging him to stay the night and see what his actual rate of return is...
I know, my "drinking games" are hopelessly "near beer" in deviousness... :P
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No shit. Nobody has ever g-g-g-g-gone blind fm waxing some wood.
Hell yeah. Just let the kid have at it until he needs glasses.
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Well,this is getting too much, this is a new low for FIL,, today around 2:30 AM we got a call that FIL was arrested and we could pick him up at the local Police Station or in the morning he was going before the Judge for assault and sexual acts of degradation,, it sounds a lot worse than it was, FIL got into an argument over something stupid with a 30ish hipster,,according to the Police report, FIL got into a discussion with the so called hipster over Socialism and FIL asked hipster if he wanted to see what Socialism does to a country and he grabbed hipster by the sides of his face and spit into his face (the assault charge) and then bent his head down to his pelvic area and did a pelvic thrust into his face (sexual acts of degradation) and broke his nose, FIL was released on a PR Bond. This is the last straw, I can't have this violence in my house around my children, what he does reflects on my family and my children
Okay, that's taking a teaching opportunity a tad too far. Sounds like he might be a candidate for psych eval and, if alcohol is involved in his bizarre behavior, substance abuse rehab. It's usually court ordered when something like that occurs. Whatever the case, you and your family need to be protected and your husband isn't doing FIL any favors by putting up with his shit. Husband needs to step up if the court doesn't follow through on this.
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Hell yeah. Just let the kid have at it until he needs glasses.
Or...
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Sorry FIL went over the deep end. Tell me he didn't really break the kid's nose? Just bent it? If he just spat and was gross, especially if he was drinking.... might be forgivable. Do you have a backhouse he could stay in away from the family? If faced with homelessness, do you think he would consent to daily, witnessed medication? A little bit of behavioral counseling might go a long way with him. He parents must have been awful. DO YOU HAVE A LOCK ON YOUR BEDROOM DOOR? Do it :). You know, you could get locks for all bedroom doors while he stays with you. I would make sure they use different keys and that you have a master key for all of them (in your car, of course, where no one could get them). FIL might notice that you put the boy's door back on & even let him lock it, so he would approve of that which is a win-win, at a time when a win-win is needed. And just don't mention the lock on your door, or say if a kid needs one, surely a husband and wife do, too, lol. And let FIL have one, for old times' sake, lol. Everyone needs time out sometimes. The idea could reduce the pressure you feel.
Did you know GD also was arrested in the last few days? It's true. Not as dramatic or violent, though. It was around the time of the new moon, which affects tides. And we are primarily water.
Did the adolescent get his door back on? Better to have a bedroom door that he should develop worse outlets like getting weird in public restrooms or taking all day in the shower, or worse, considering predation. Maybe your husband could get him some girlie magazines, which honestly are usually more wholesome than online stuff. Net Nanny time?
Sounds like a lot of serious stress all at once. Hope you're hanging in there.
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Ok, we got back from FIL's pre-sentencing, it seems that if he pleads guilty he would get Court Costs, $1500 fine, medical bills or he could go for a jury trail or plead no-contest and he took Jury Trail which is scheduled for the 30th of this month, but if the guy does not respond to the Court summons atleast 7 days before the court date the charges will be dropped and the guy is from Camden, NJ
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Now two things that were funny today was FIL bought a Reuben from Arby's and put it on the coffee table and went into to kitchen to get a drink and Louie (the Boxer dog) stole it and FIL was chasing him out the front door, it was so funny to see long lanky Louie running and hitting the screen door and into the woodline with FIL's sandwich in his mouth and the other was when Cassien was watching one of the Sharknado movies and the part where the CHIPPENDALES guy pelvic thrusts the shark,,she said "Look that is what grandpa did, he hit the shark with his stomach",, funny but not funny
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Never a dull moment. The dog probably deserved a good sandwich!
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Never a dull moment. The dog probably deserved a good sandwich!
Years ago, I left a full loaf of good old white Wonder Bread out on the counter before leaving for the store. When I got back I discovered that my black lab Shade had grabbed it off the counter and had eaten all of the bread. Somehow she avoided eating the wrapper.
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Ok, we got back from FIL's pre-sentencing, it seems that if he pleads guilty he would get Court Costs, $1500 fine, medical bills or he could go for a jury trail or plead no-contest and he took Jury Trail which is scheduled for the 30th of this month, but if the guy does not respond to the Court summons atleast 7 days before the court date the charges will be dropped and the guy is from Camden, NJ
Mercy, the old codger has doubled down on stupid and yet he may still "win"...damn...
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Mercy, the old codger has doubled down on stupid and yet he may still "win"...damn...
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I know right,, not that I want him to go to jail or whatever but he has no respect for what little life he has left needless to say about the feeling about other people he affects with his stupid crap and his son(my husband) just lets him get away with anything he wants.
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Wait. Your FIL? Has you check his ass for hair?
No, one of FIL's so called friends told him that he didn't have a hair on his ass if he didn't slap the taste out of his sons mouth for bad talking him and he just pulled down his pants and spread his cheeks and said he has more hair in the crack of his ass than you do on your head.
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Years ago, I left a full loaf of good old white Wonder Bread out on the counter before leaving for the store. When I got back I discovered that my black lab Shade had grabbed it off the counter and had eaten all of the bread. Somehow she avoided eating the wrapper.
Happened to my fam, too. Years ago. We had just adopted a dog. We baked fresh bread and left it on the counter to cool. Came back and the damn dog had jumped onto the counter, retrieved the bread and feasted.
I beat the shit out of that dog. Now, the damn dog is grafted to my side wherever I go.
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No, one of FIL's so called friends told him that he didn't have a hair on his ass if he didn't slap the taste out of his sons mouth for bad talking him and he just pulled down his pants and spread his cheeks and said he has more hair in the crack of his ass than you do on your head.
aaaaaah. I see.
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I know right,, not that I want him to go to jail or whatever but he has no respect for what little life he has left needless to say about the feeling about other people he affects with his stupid crap and his son(my husband) just lets him get away with anything he wants.
Be glad the apple at least rolled away from that tree, yes?
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to juggle...
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Happened to my fam, too. Years ago. We had just adopted a dog. We baked fresh bread and left it on the counter to cool. Came back and the damn dog had jumped onto the counter, retrieved the bread and feasted.
I beat the shit out of that dog. Now, the damn dog is grafted to my side wherever I go.
I don't know what grafted to your side means? Don't beat doggies. They are only mortal, just like us. All they ever get is devitalized dog food? Must be hard to resist unattended fresh food for 8 hours? They aren't super-beings. I suppose if the dog had fought back, you would have killed him? One time, I started to get too harsh with my dog and he bared his teeth at me, letting me know he'd fight back. I'm glad. It's hard to get a horrible news article out of my mind of someone who killed their dog fighting with it. You wouldn't do that, would you?
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Years ago, I left a full loaf of good old white Wonder Bread out on the counter before leaving for the store. When I got back I discovered that my black lab Shade had grabbed it off the counter and had eaten all of the bread. Somehow she avoided eating the wrapper.
I had shopped at a co-op (Out here that means bulk food store). I left 4 heavy bags with all sorts of nuts, herbs, spices, flours, carob, and chocolate chips out. But they were up high. My 50-ld (at the time) dog got into it. I guess he avoided the plastic well enough. When I came home & saw all the piles of tossed cookies & digested ones too, I assumed he was dead. So many piles of crap. Evidently dogs can't help (?) themselves. But, he was not dead. We went straight to the late-night, extra-charge veterinarian. She said he ate enough chocolate to possibly be poisoned. She said the other groceries may have saved his life by making him vomit. I think psyllium husk was one grocery (hope he mixed it with water because it would fatally block the intestines otherwise). She gave him a special charcoal solution in a huge syringe & I had to give him more later. She said to stay up all night, just in case he became poisoned. Had to stay up to clean anyway, before work the next day. On the way home from the vet, he was still high from all the caffeine in the chocolate. His eyes were twinkling & that jazz song, "I feel good" was on the radio. He turned his head from left to right looking out the Jeep windows to the rhythm of the music, until he turned his head left one more time and tossed his cookies again in the console, and a little on me. A very long night, a very sick dog, a lot of cleaning, and ruined groceries... all because I didn't know my dog could reach up high for food. He ended up fine, but I never bought bulk chocolate chips again. Nor carob.
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I don't know what grafted to your side means? Don't beat doggies. They are only mortal, just like us. All they ever get is devitalized dog food? Must be hard to resist unattended fresh food for 8 hours? They aren't super-beings. I suppose if the dog had fought back, you would have killed him? One time, I started to get too harsh with my dog and he bared his teeth at me, letting me know he'd fight back. I'm glad. It's hard to get a horrible news article out of my mind of someone who killed their dog fighting with it. You wouldn't do that, would you?
I know exactaly what it means,, Louie follows FIL every where he FIL says Louie is giving him Chinese Eyes, FIL sleeps, Louie is by his door but will never enter,, the only time that Louie ever goes against FIL is when he is rough housing with the kids, then Louie gets between them and barks with a very deep dog voice
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I know exactaly what it means,, Louie follows FIL every where he FIL says Louie is giving him Chinese Eyes, FIL sleeps, Louie is by his door but will never enter,, the only time that Louie ever goes against FIL is when he is rough housing with the kids, then Louie gets between them and barks with a very deep dog voice
Has Louie taken a grandpa beating too? As unrestrained as the old guy is it's hard to imagine he set any boundaries with animals either... :-\
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I don't know what grafted to your side means? Don't beat doggies. They are only mortal, just like us. All they ever get is devitalized dog food? Must be hard to resist unattended fresh food for 8 hours? They aren't super-beings. I suppose if the dog had fought back, you would have killed him? One time, I started to get too harsh with my dog and he bared his teeth at me, letting me know he'd fight back. I'm glad. It's hard to get a horrible news article out of my mind of someone who killed their dog fighting with it. You wouldn't do that, would you?
It wouldn't have been good for the dog.
Grafted: At my side constantly. Never leaves me except to crap.
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When I was about 8 or 9 we had a white German Shepherd named "Whitey." (We were always very clever in naming our pets.) On occasion he would escape from our fenced in backyard and I was usually the one sent out to round him up. One of those times I found him with a freshly killed chicken in his mouth that he would not surrender until I got him back into the yard where my Dad was standing at which time he proudly dropped the chicken at my Dad's feet. My Dad scolded the dog severely and then went to settle up with an old gentleman who lived about a mile from us who raised a few chickens.
A few weeks later, I came home to find my Dad chasing Whitey around the backyard and beating him with a dead chicken. There they were, my father swinging the dead bird like a tennis racket while cursing a blue streak, Whitey scooting around with tail tucked and yelping and feathers flying all over. It was a sight to behold. It turned out that the old gent who owned the chickens had told my Dad that beating the dog with the carcass would cure him of his chicken thievery. It worked. The dog went straight after that, never again to bring home a limp chicken.
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When I was about 8 or 9 we had a white German Shepherd named "Whitey." (We were always very clever in naming our pets.) On occasion he would escape from our fenced in backyard and I was usually the one sent out to round him up. One of those times I found him with a freshly killed chicken in his mouth that he would not surrender until I got him back into the yard where my Dad was standing at which time he proudly dropped the chicken at my Dad's feet. My Dad scolded the dog severely and then went to settle up with an old gentleman who lived about a mile from us who raised a few chickens.
A few weeks later, I came home to find my Dad chasing Whitey around the backyard and beating him with a dead chicken. There they were, my father swinging the dead bird like a tennis racket while cursing a blue streak, Whitey scooting around with tail tucked and yelping and feathers flying all over. It was a sight to behold. It turned out that the old gent who owned the chickens had told my Dad that beating the dog with the carcass would cure him of his chicken thievery. It worked. The dog went straight after that, never again to bring home a limp chicken.
ROTFLOL!
Oh the imagery - well, so how did things go when he brought home turgid chickens? ;)
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ROTFLOL!
Oh the imagery - well, so how did things go when he brought home turgid chickens? ;)
After that I don't recall his bringing anything home. I guess the takeaway for Whitey was that my old man
got really crabby when he brought something home and dumped it on the lawn.
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When I was about 8 or 9 we had a white German Shepherd named "Whitey." (We were always very clever in naming our pets.) On occasion he would escape from our fenced in backyard and I was usually the one sent out to round him up. One of those times I found him with a freshly killed chicken in his mouth that he would not surrender until I got him back into the yard where my Dad was standing at which time he proudly dropped the chicken at my Dad's feet. My Dad scolded the dog severely and then went to settle up with an old gentleman who lived about a mile from us who raised a few chickens.
A few weeks later, I came home to find my Dad chasing Whitey around the backyard and beating him with a dead chicken. There they were, my father swinging the dead bird like a tennis racket while cursing a blue streak, Whitey scooting around with tail tucked and yelping and feathers flying all over. It was a sight to behold. It turned out that the old gent who owned the chickens had told my Dad that beating the dog with the carcass would cure him of his chicken thievery. It worked. The dog went straight after that, never again to bring home a limp chicken.
That's really cool.
It wouldn't have been good for the dog.
Grafted: At my side constantly. Never leaves me except to crap.
I appreciate Astro B*tch's explanation, but why would a dog Velcro someone who hurt him so bad? I would think it would cause more independence or fear, not a bond? Was it a male dog? I've had Velcro pets; love that.
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That's really cool.
I appreciate Astro B*tch's explanation, but why would a dog Velcro someone who hurt him so bad? I would think it would cause more independence or fear, not a bond? Was it a male dog? I've had Velcro pets; love that.
Might be a classic beta male - literally!
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That's really cool.
I appreciate Astro B*tch's explanation, but why would a dog Velcro someone who hurt him so bad? I would think it would cause more independence or fear, not a bond? Was it a male dog? I've had Velcro pets; love that.
Yes. It's a male.
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I don't think FIL ever hit Louie because when he got on all fours and blew in Louie's face and Louie rip Clawed him in the eye (as my girl calls it) he just shook it off and said he deserved it for getting on his level. Ok so FIL is now making blades(as he calls it) and he has this country group blearing from his work shop(more like a shed) https://youtu.be/B9FzVhw8_bY (https://youtu.be/B9FzVhw8_bY), it starting to drive me crazy.
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That's really cool.
I appreciate Astro B*tch's explanation, but why would a dog Velcro someone who hurt him so bad? I would think it would cause more independence or fear, not a bond? Was it a male dog? I've had Velcro pets; love that.
Animals just like people gravitate to those who are/hold power as in the Alpha/dominate dog
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I don't think FIL ever hit Louie because when he got on all fours and blew in Louie's face and Louie rip Clawed him in the eye (as my girl calls it) he just shook it off and said he deserved it for getting on his level. Ok so FIL is now making blades(as he calls it) and he has this country group blearing from his work shop(more like a shed) https://youtu.be/B9FzVhw8_bY (https://youtu.be/B9FzVhw8_bY), it starting to drive me crazy.
I love those guys!
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Animals just like people gravitate to those who are/hold power as in the Alpha/dominate dog
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Just my opinion, but I think a beating backfires with a lot of personality types. Not everyone is willing to sell out for handouts. It even wrap my head around it, but it does explain the mob mentality.
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Yes. It's a male.
Hmmm. Well, in humans, men do seem to resolve things by fighting sometimes. I've heard some male dogs are that way. As time goes on, more and more women are starting to fight too, which I find gross.
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Hmmm. Well, in humans, men do seem to resolve things by fighting sometimes. I've heard some male dogs are that way. As time goes on, more and more women are starting to fight too, which I find gross.
that is because they want to be the Alpha bitch amongst bitches
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that is because they want to be the Alpha bitch amongst bitches
Crazy.
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Hmmm. Well, in humans, men do seem to resolve things by fighting sometimes. I've heard some male dogs are that way. As time goes on, more and more women are starting to fight too, which I find gross.
Nothing gets me hotter than a good cat fight.
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Nothing gets me hotter than a good cat fight.
That sounds like something FIL would say.
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That sounds like something FIL would say.
FIL says Louie is so stupid he won't chase cats, fetch a stick or catch food in his mouth, it just hits him in the face and falls down in front of him then he eats it, but he sure as hell will steal his sandwich bust the hell out the back door and Rip Claw (Cassie's name for it) him in the eye when he blows in his face but they are always together.
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Today FIL was sleeping in the yard in a low lawn chair and Louie came up to him and pissed on him and louie just strutted away like he had no care in the world
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Today FIL was sleeping in the yard in a low lawn chair and Louie came up to him and pissed on him and louie just strutted away like he had no care in the world
They both have terrible manners. :(
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Today FIL was sleeping in the yard in a low lawn chair and Louie came up to him and pissed on him and louie just strutted away like he had no care in the world
Lol. They are an interesting match. Is the court stuff winding down? GD had to do community service for her trespass/civil disobedience.
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Well today was FIL's court date,, the case was dismissed because the other guy never showed up, you would figure that he would of been happy and want to get the out of that place but oh noo , not him he wanted to stay and watch the other court cases. On the way to records his lawyer asked him now that the case is dismissed he just wanted to know how he broke a mans nose with a pelvic thrust,, FIL replied in typical FIL fashion, I always wear a cup and knocked himself in the groin so the lawyer could hear the knocking,, he just laughed and shook his head and said, just as well, I did not think a 35 year old man would want to be known as the man who was dry humped and had his nose broken by a 70 year old. My father once told me that Buddha looks after little kids, pets and old people and it must be true because if it was anyone else they would of been locked up.
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Well today was FIL's court date,, the case was dismissed because the other guy never showed up, you would figure that he would of been happy and want to get the out of that place but oh noo , not him he wanted to stay and watch the other court cases. On the way to records his lawyer asked him now that the case is dismissed he just wanted to know how he broke a mans nose with a pelvic thrust,, FIL replied in typical FIL fashion, I always wear a cup and knocked himself in the groin so the lawyer could hear the knocking,, he just laughed and shook his head and said, just as well, I did not think a 35 year old man would want to be known as the man who was dry humped and had his nose broken by a 70 year old. My father once told me that Buddha looks after little kids, pets and old people and it must be true because if it was anyone else they would of been locked up.
Wow, he lucked out! Kinda smart too.
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Wow, he lucked out! Kinda smart too.
Sofia, what kind of cup do you think he wears? Coffee cup?
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Sofia, what kind of cup do you think he wears? Coffee cup?
Decaf.
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Well today we found out that FIL took Deandre to the DMV to get his drivers license except he took him for the motor cycle test. OK, the funny part was he said DeAndre was as nervous as a fat dog at a Korean BBQ but passed the test using FIL's 1949 Harley,,although we are pissed at the drivers test the FAT DOG AT A KOREAN BBQ made me laugh.
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Well today we found out that FIL took Deandre to the DMV to get his drivers license except he took him for the motor cycle test. OK, the funny part was he said DeAndre was as nervous as a fat dog at a Korean BBQ but passed the test using FIL's 1949 Harley,,although we are pissed at the drivers test the FAT DOG AT A KOREAN BBQ made me laugh.
That's great that he passed!
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Well another day and another FIL experience,, Today Hubby got a call from Cassie that Grandpa was going to shoot the Police or the Police was going to shoot Grand Pa,,too make a long story short, the Town of Mt. Pleasant came to FIL's garage/forge (as he likes to call it) about some teenagers riding dirt bikes,, everything was fine until one of the Officers asked FIL if he could hand over his gun (FIUL always carries a M1911 full metal jacket and not those wimpy wad cutters as he likes to say)
Fil said no, I don't think so and the Offices said it is for your protection as well as mine and FIL said well this is for my protection and not yours, FIL told the Office that he knew nothing or saw or heard and dirt bikes and said if that is all, I got work to do and went back to beating on metal,,,within 5 minutes 3 more Police cars arrived and now there are 8 Officers and FIl tells them unless you have a yWarrant don't open my gate, you are being video taped with sound AND DATE TIME STAMP,,now the Police want to see his CCP (concealed carry permit) and so FIL replied I don't need no fuc@ing CCP, it is not concealed and this is my property and I can open carry and as a matter of fact, your jurisdiction ends at that road (Hwy17) and you have nothing to do down here and you need to call ther Sheriff (which is true because Fils property is just outside the Town of Mount Pleasant and any 911 calls go to the Sheriff as well as fire and emergency, just on the back side of our property, he even has a dirrerent electric and water company and we are just a few yards away) OK, so now the cops are made fools of and no cop wants to be made the fool so now they are profiling and FIL said, if you cross this gate I will sue you and the town for money to just wipe my ass with,, 20 minutes later a SGT and a Sheriff's Deputy arrived and talked amoungst them selves, the town cops left and the Sheriff's Deputy apologized and told FIL, next time don't be an ass and FiL replied why is protecting and enforceing my rights being an ass, according to DeAndre the Deputy jush shook his head and said next time just give me a call.
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Well another day and another FIL experience...
Good for your FIL!
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Well another day and another FIL experience,, Today Hubby got a call from Cassie that Grandpa was going to shoot the Police or the Police was going to shoot Grand Pa,,too make a long story short, the Town of Mt. Pleasant came to FIL's garage/forge (as he likes to call it) about some teenagers riding dirt bikes,, everything was fine until one of the Officers asked FIL if he could hand over his gun (FIUL always carries a M1911 full metal jacket and not those wimpy wad cutters as he likes to say)
Fil said no, I don't think so and the Offices said it is for your protection as well as mine and FIL said well this is for my protection and not yours, FIL told the Office that he knew nothing or saw or heard and dirt bikes and said if that is all, I got work to do and went back to beating on metal,,,within 5 minutes 3 more Police cars arrived and now there are 8 Officers and FIl tells them unless you have a yWarrant don't open my gate, you are being video taped with sound AND DATE TIME STAMP,,now the Police want to see his CCP (concealed carry permit) and so FIL replied I don't need no fuc@ing CCP, it is not concealed and this is my property and I can open carry and as a matter of fact, your jurisdiction ends at that road (Hwy17) and you have nothing to do down here and you need to call ther Sheriff (which is true because Fils property is just outside the Town of Mount Pleasant and any 911 calls go to the Sheriff as well as fire and emergency, just on the back side of our property, he even has a dirrerent electric and water company and we are just a few yards away) OK, so now the cops are made fools of and no cop wants to be made the fool so now they are profiling and FIL said, if you cross this gate I will sue you and the town for money to just wipe my ass with,, 20 minutes later a SGT and a Sheriff's Deputy arrived and talked amoungst them selves, the town cops left and the Sheriff's Deputy apologized and told FIL, next time don't be an ass and FiL replied why is protecting and enforceing my rights being an ass, according to DeAndre the Deputy jush shook his head and said next time just give me a call.
FIL is right. Fuck the police! Fight the power!
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Well another day and another FIL experience,, Today Hubby got a call from Cassie that Grandpa was going to shoot the Police or the Police was going to shoot Grand Pa,,too make a long story short, the Town of Mt. Pleasant came to FIL's garage/forge (as he likes to call it) about some teenagers riding dirt bikes,, everything was fine until one of the Officers asked FIL if he could hand over his gun (FIUL always carries a M1911 full metal jacket and not those wimpy wad cutters as he likes to say)
Fil said no, I don't think so and the Offices said it is for your protection as well as mine and FIL said well this is for my protection and not yours, FIL told the Office that he knew nothing or saw or heard and dirt bikes and said if that is all, I got work to do and went back to beating on metal,,,within 5 minutes 3 more Police cars arrived and now there are 8 Officers and FIl tells them unless you have a yWarrant don't open my gate, you are being video taped with sound AND DATE TIME STAMP,,now the Police want to see his CCP (concealed carry permit) and so FIL replied I don't need no fuc@ing CCP, it is not concealed and this is my property and I can open carry and as a matter of fact, your jurisdiction ends at that road (Hwy17) and you have nothing to do down here and you need to call ther Sheriff (which is true because Fils property is just outside the Town of Mount Pleasant and any 911 calls go to the Sheriff as well as fire and emergency, just on the back side of our property, he even has a dirrerent electric and water company and we are just a few yards away) OK, so now the cops are made fools of and no cop wants to be made the fool so now they are profiling and FIL said, if you cross this gate I will sue you and the town for money to just wipe my ass with,, 20 minutes later a SGT and a Sheriff's Deputy arrived and talked amoungst them selves, the town cops left and the Sheriff's Deputy apologized and told FIL, next time don't be an ass and FiL replied why is protecting and enforceing my rights being an ass, according to DeAndre the Deputy jush shook his head and said next time just give me a call.
Wow, Astro B. You and he should get on two extension land lines and give a call into Coast to Coast AM on open lines. This is great. He handled himself really well. What an impressive story.
One time, a man was on his own property. He told noxious weed control to get off his property. They wouldn't go, were being asses. He kept telling them to get out; he maintains against his own noxious weeds. Well, the agent came back and the land owner pointed a gun. He didn't expect a deputy to be will the weed agent. He told them to leave. They didn't. The deputy murdered the land owner on the spot, because he lifted his gun. So, a middle-aged American father who works in aerospace full time was murdered by a deputy on his own porch for brandishing a gun at an idiot from noxious weed control who was trespassing and wouldn't leave. There never was justice for this man. Last I heard, the noxious weed ass didn't even lose his job. For years. I'm proud of your father-in-law and glad he didn't get hurt.
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Today my son came to and told me that FIL told him that if he does not leave him alone (wanting to use FIL's motorcycle) he is going to stick his hand so far up his (my son) ass that his shitty hand will come out his mouth and slap him in the face with his own shit and on the way back down, grab his tongue and pull it back out thru his ass and tie it in a knot. Thank God I have a poor imagination.
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Today my son came to and told me that FIL told him that if he does not leave him alone (wanting to use FIL's motorcycle) he is going to stick his hand so far up his (my son) ass that his shitty hand will come out his mouth and slap him in the face with his own shit and on the way back down, grab his tongue and pull it back out thru his ass and tie it in a knot. Thank God I have a poor imagination.
Your Avatar keeps eye fucking me.
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Your Avatar keeps eye fucking me.
So you have an Asian fetish,, no problem, most men do, thats how I hooked the one I got now. My Grand mother who is still alive could kill you with a knife thrust in your heart and slit your throat all with two movements within a second,, that is why FIL respects them and never has a bad thing to say about them,, me on the other hand I can not do either, just cower and wait for the Police or Duck dodgers and the 21st and 1/2 century to save me.
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Funny thing today while watching Shark Movies because it is Shark week,, Cassie and DeAndre were watching one of the Sharknados, the one with the Chippendales Guys and at the part where the shark are attacking one of the chippendales groin thrusts a flying shark and Cassie said "Look he stole grand Pa's move",, it was so funny
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That avatar. I think she wants me.
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OK, today Imade a mistake,, I opened one of FIL's Insurance envelopes by mistake,, he is William Sr. and hubby is William Jr. Tell me how does a 70 yr old get a 2.5 mil. insurance policy? What the hell is he paying a month for it and how does he afford it? I would ask him but he would do something like put his palm on my forehead and say Does the Sparrow ask where he gets his worm from?< he just gets it and then say "It's none of your F@#$ing Business how I spend my money.
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To day Father in Law Passed Away,, he took a break while beating on some steal to make a knife, took a break and sat in the sun, had a whiskey and coke and passed away. I will truly miss the old man and not to say say what Cassie who was always on his right hip and DeAndre who he taught to rid.. I will miss the old man. He will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday
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To day Father in Law Passed Away,, he took a break while beating on some steal to make a knife, took a break and sat in the sun, had a whiskey and coke and passed away. I will truly miss the old man and not to say say what Cassie who was always on his right hip and DeAndre who he taught to rid.. I will miss the old man. He will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday
oh fuck me. I am truly sorry for your loss. Arlington. Good. I will meet this guy on the other side
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To day Father in Law Passed Away,, he took a break while beating on some steal to make a knife, took a break and sat in the sun, had a whiskey and coke and passed away. I will truly miss the old man and not to say say what Cassie who was always on his right hip and DeAndre who he taught to rid.. I will miss the old man. He will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday
Thanks for sharing your FIL with us, AB. He was quite the character and I'm very saddened to hear that he has passed. May he rest in peace.
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Thank youfor your concern, we been crying for a while, the man an ass but he always kept to the truth and always loved the children, he would always go out of his way ti fix a bike or something
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Thank youfor your concern, we been crying for a while, the man an ass but he always kept to the truth and always loved the children, he would always go out of his way ti fix a bike or something
We were fortunate to have you share him with us.
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To day Father in Law Passed Away,, he took a break while beating on some steal to make a knife, took a break and sat in the sun, had a whiskey and coke and passed away. I will truly miss the old man and not to say say what Cassie who was always on his right hip and DeAndre who he taught to rid.. I will miss the old man. He will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday
Prayers for the comfort of your family. Wish I would’ve met him before he passed.
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Sorry to hear of your loss. It was good hearing about him while he was alive. I suppose you've had a long week, too. Was there an end-of-life ceremony? How did it go with the final arrangements to lay him to rest? Did he have a will or did he pass away intestate? The loss of him will be very noticed and things might seem too quiet for a long time! Are you doing okay?
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I thank everyone for their thoughts and kindness that I HAVE RECEIVED thru emails and etc.
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I admit it.
I poisoned the cranky old fuck.
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I thank everyone for their thoughts and kindness that I HAVE RECEIVED thru emails and etc.
While I read this thread I haven't for a while. My condolences to you and your family.
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Where did he end up? (Sorry if I've missed that.)
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Where did he end up? (Sorry if I've missed that.)
He was cut up into bite sized pieces, fried and handed out as meat substitute samples at a local Costco.
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He was cut up into bite sized pieces, fried and handed out as meat substitute samples at a local Costco.
Those Costco vultures will eat anything they're handing out.
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Where did he end up? (Sorry if I've missed that.)
She said he'd be buried at Arlington.
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She said he'd be buried at Arlington.
Oh!
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To day Father in Law Passed Away,, he took a break while beating on some steal to make a knife, took a break and sat in the sun, had a whiskey and coke and passed away. I will truly miss the old man and not to say say what Cassie who was always on his right hip and DeAndre who he taught to rid.. I will miss the old man. He will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday
Oh no! I haven't been around for a few months. I'm sorry to hear this. He was a great story maker. Thank you for sharing with us. I hope that all went well.
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I admit it.
I poisoned the cranky old fuck.
He would have been upset if you'd gotten the upper hand in a knife fight, so I suppose if you had to do it rum and coke was the way to go.
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You guys are a trip,, really.. it is worth coming here just to witness and enjoy all of your wittiness