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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8235 on: March 23, 2024, 09:15:38 AM »
She's doing her pitbull impersonation. All nice, then her Cujo moment will come. You'll be playing guitar like Big Toe any day
LOL The big toe guy! He's a drunk!

I’m still alive! Life just got a bit distracting for a while.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8236 on: March 23, 2024, 03:14:22 PM »
LOL The big toe guy! He's a drunk!

He overdosed a few years back near here in the backwoods of San Diego... I remember there was a lot of coverage when he did some sort of talent show on network TV. I think he played Vegas for a long time too.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8237 on: March 27, 2024, 05:00:19 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8238 on: March 27, 2024, 09:42:18 PM »
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He's encouraging gambling?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8239 on: April 07, 2024, 10:47:29 PM »
42 is completely random.
43 is the best stupid you will ever hear.



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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8240 on: April 08, 2024, 07:13:07 PM »
I met someone today who told me her visa application to China was rejected on ''religious grounds''.

A typical, white teenager from London.  I thought she was going to tell me she was Jehovah's Witness, had been to a rally for Tibet or something, but no - the only think she could think of was that her date of birth is 04-04-2004, the number 4 being too close in pronunciation to the word 'death' in Cantonese, and therefore the most unlucky number in China.  She got into HK and Singapore ok.  They probably did her a favor.

Oh man I never get visas ahead of time, get them at the embassy in the country you're leaving for entry in the next day or two.  It's always easier away from central command.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8241 on: April 08, 2024, 11:11:34 PM »
I met someone today who told me her visa application to China was rejected on ''religious grounds''.

A typical, white teenager from London.  I thought she was going to tell me she was Jehovah's Witness, had been to a rally for Tibet or something, but no - the only think she could think of was that her date of birth is 04-04-2004, the number 4 being too close in pronunciation to the word 'death' in Cantonese, and therefore the most unlucky number in China.  She got into HK and Singapore ok.  They probably did her a favor.

Oh man I never get visas ahead of time, get them at the embassy in the country you're leaving for entry in the next day or two.  It's always easier away from central command.

In Japanese, there's two words for the number 4 for that very reason.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8242 on: April 09, 2024, 02:28:00 PM »
I heard and witnessed something that my empathetic pain made me sick to my stomach.

I am at a wonderful DMV office and there were three people sitting next to me, all using American Sign Language.

One of them was emphatically gesturing away when they hit their arm on the chair. I swear I heard a lot. Kind of a real nasty chiropractic pop along with squishy sounds like a watermelon being crushed by a hippopotamus. It definitely stunned the person. I could just feel it. Horrible.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8243 on: April 12, 2024, 01:02:23 AM »
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8244 on: April 13, 2024, 03:56:37 PM »
I wonder if Jesus had a large prick.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8245 on: April 13, 2024, 04:42:00 PM »
I wonder if Jesus had a large prick.

Peter had him beat.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8246 on: April 14, 2024, 05:17:52 AM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8247 on: April 14, 2024, 05:26:17 AM »
Kinky.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8248 on: April 14, 2024, 05:42:56 AM »
Lot of that going around.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8249 on: April 14, 2024, 06:36:27 AM »
Never trust a restaurant that advertises "homemade" anything.