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Title: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: KSM on March 04, 2020, 10:30:14 AM
Pretty much what it says

I'll start with an Ask.


@DynamoHum I have always wanted to ask you (being that you are an Englishwoman) if you have a particular/better Yorkshire Pudding recipe that you may want to share with the rest of us. Can't have a roast beast dinner without 'Yorkies' :)


NOTE: Please do not Tell or Ask Bart anything here but rather let him sink to your level and just be normal while he asks or tells one of You, anything!
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Post by: KSM on March 04, 2020, 10:49:29 AM
Oh!  Here's one now! And it's for me!

@TigerLily asks  what size glove do I wear?

Answer: My hands are often referred to as "Canned Hams"

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Post by: Bart Ell on March 04, 2020, 11:01:30 AM
Answer: My hands are often referred to as "Canned Hams"

Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: KSM on March 04, 2020, 11:07:08 AM

Hahaha  I'll take that as a, Tell!
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: DynamoHum on March 04, 2020, 11:39:17 AM
Pretty much what it says

I'll start with an Ask.


@DynamoHum I have always wanted to ask you (being that you are an Englishwoman) if you have a particular/better Yorkshire Pudding recipe that you may want to share with the rest of us. Can't have a roast beast dinner without 'Yorkies' :)


NOTE: Please do not Tell or Ask Bart anything here but rather let him sink to your level and just be normal while he asks or tells one of You, anything!

Not a particular recipe for the batter per se, but:

Make sure the batter is very aerated - it will help it rise.

The oil needs to be so hot BEFORE you put the batter in that you are scared for the safety of your kitchen.

I do agree that a good Yorkie is one of the sublime pleasures in life.

Great thread!
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: KSM on March 04, 2020, 03:34:24 PM
@PolkaDot Here's an ask

What are your thoughts on the outfit pictured? I wear this when I go out, Alone!  Sheeee will not leave the house with me when I'm dressed like that. The pants are stretchy like a spandex pant with zipper and all. They're fucking pants! I love the jacket and I take it off once settled in whatever surrounding I take myself to.

It looks even BETTER on Me if you can believe that!!?

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Post by: PolkaDot on March 04, 2020, 03:37:03 PM
@PolkaDot Here's an ask

What are your thoughts on the outfit pictured? I wear this when I go out, Alone!  Sheeee will not leave the house with me when I'm dressed like that. The pants are stretchy like a spandex pant with zipper and all. They're fucking pants! I love the jacket and I take it off once settled in whatever surrounding I take myself to.

It looks even BETTER on Me if you can believe that!!?
@KSM32
ummmm....Your wife is correct.  :-X
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Post by: KSM on March 04, 2020, 03:41:37 PM
Ahh   ok  I thought that maybe a little thinking outside the socially accepted box might be appreciated.  Each their own I guess.
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Post by: JUAN on March 04, 2020, 03:47:46 PM
@KSM32 don’t you know to never wear two plaids? Get stripes to go with the jacket or pants.
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Post by: DynamoHum on March 04, 2020, 03:48:57 PM
Ahh   ok  I thought that maybe a little thinking outside the socially accepted box might be appreciated.  Each their own I guess.

I think you could induce an epileptic fit in some people with all the lines in that outfit. Not to mention being a fire hazard in spandex.

I like the jacket, but the rest needs to be more ... calm.
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Post by: KSM on March 04, 2020, 03:52:49 PM
@KSM32 don’t you know to never wear two plaids? Get stripes to go with the jacket or pants.
You're right @juan but I figured that wearing three together would be some kind of breakthrough!

..am I Kramer? oMG :-[

I think you could induce an epileptic fit in some people with all the lines in that outfit. Not to mention being a fire hazard in spandex.

I like the jacket, but the rest needs to be more ... calm.
So that's not all bad..
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: Bart Ell on March 04, 2020, 03:52:50 PM
Here's an ask

What are your thoughts on the outfit pictured?

I DIDN'T KNOW GORD DOWNIE HAD A CLOTHING LINE.

It may be what killed him.
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: KSM on March 04, 2020, 03:54:45 PM
I DIDN'T KNOW GORD DOWNIE HAD A CLOTHING LINE.

It may be what killed him.
LOl  you're wearing a fucking flight suit in your avatar!
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: Bart Ell on March 04, 2020, 03:56:54 PM
LOl  you're wearing a fucking flight suit in your avatar!

I am dressed to fuck.
You are dressed to write bad poetry and sip overpriced tea.
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: KSM on March 04, 2020, 03:59:36 PM
If anybody would like to actually use my thread as intended please feel free to do so!

Shheeeshush!  Tough crowd!
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: KSM on March 04, 2020, 04:01:04 PM
I am dressed to fuck.
You are dressed to write bad poetry and sip overpriced tea.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE POETS ARE DOING! @Bart Ell
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: anniem on March 04, 2020, 04:01:56 PM
If anybody would like to actually use my thread as intended please feel free to do so!

Shheeeshush!  Tough crowd!

KSM32, what is your favorite color and why?
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: Bart Ell on March 04, 2020, 04:06:35 PM
DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE POETS ARE DOING! @Bart Ell

Your half is going to leave you LOCKED IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR.

Passion out of double plaid wardrobe
Lashing out at double plaid wardrobe
Rushing by the double plaid wardrobe
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: Bart Ell on March 04, 2020, 04:07:12 PM
KSM32, what is your favorite color and why?

Judging by his wardrobe choices... ALL AT ONCE!
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: PolkaDot on March 04, 2020, 04:07:58 PM
KSM32, what is your favorite color and why?
Based on the above I’m going with ALL the colors.
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: PolkaDot on March 04, 2020, 04:08:19 PM
Judging by his wardrobe choices... ALL AT ONCE!
Jinx!
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: KSM on March 04, 2020, 04:11:59 PM
KSM32, what is your favorite color and why?
Honestly it changes all the time.  Yours?

Judging by his wardrobe choices... ALL AT ONCE!
LMFAO!!!

I HAVE TO GO NOW!
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: Bart Ell on March 04, 2020, 04:15:56 PM
Honestly it changes all the time.  Yours?
LMFAO!!!

I HAVE TO GO NOW!

Rehearsal with your LSD cover band, Stanley?

Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: JUAN on March 04, 2020, 04:16:56 PM
If anybody would like to actually use my thread as intended please feel free to do so!
Don’t tell me what to do.
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: PB on March 04, 2020, 04:30:12 PM
I am dressed to fuck.
You are dressed to write bad poetry and sip overpriced tea.

I think, in their own way, that's what the poets are trying to dress for too
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: ShayP on March 04, 2020, 05:31:30 PM
@PolkaDot Here's an ask

What are your thoughts on the outfit pictured? I wear this when I go out, Alone!  Sheeee will not leave the house with me when I'm dressed like that. The pants are stretchy like a spandex pant with zipper and all. They're fucking pants! I love the jacket and I take it off once settled in whatever surrounding I take myself to.

It looks even BETTER on Me if you can believe that!!?

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I really don't know what to say upon first glance...But whatever, let's start with...burn the shirt and find a suitable button for the left sleeve of the jacket that matches the others.  Maybe it's because I'm weary and my head is full of fog, but I have no problem with this (aside from the shirt).  @KSM32 I'm sure you wear it well.  :D
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: GravitySucks on March 04, 2020, 05:42:10 PM
Based on the above I’m going with ALL the colors.

#Plaidisnotacolor
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: KSM on March 04, 2020, 06:23:49 PM
Enough about my clothes.

@ShayP & juan

Any tattoos? Either of you..
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Post by: KSM on March 04, 2020, 07:32:55 PM
@GravitySucks
have you ever owned a tractor? A riding mower doesn't count. I'm talkin real farm stuff.
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Post by: GravitySucks on March 04, 2020, 08:05:07 PM
@GravitySucks
have you ever owned a tractor? A riding mower doesn't count. I'm talkin real farm stuff.

I have 3. A 1953 Ferguson 2wd gas tractor, a 1972 Mitsubishi 2wd 23hp diesel with a front end loader and a 2014 Kubota 4 wd 37hp diesel with a front end loader. 

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Post by: GravitySucks on March 04, 2020, 08:09:07 PM
Little Mitsubishi

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Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: KSM on March 04, 2020, 08:44:39 PM
Little Mitsubishi

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Nice! thank you.  I figured you for a ball cap guy too.
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Post by: paladin1991 on March 05, 2020, 02:17:30 AM
@juan   Where did you get the pic of the chick with big tits?  Or is that really you?  (oh, please, please, please say it's you and you are really Juanita)
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Post by: ShayP on March 05, 2020, 04:24:36 AM
Enough about my clothes.

@ShayP & juan

Any tattoos? Either of you..

@KSM32  Yes.
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: FISH on March 05, 2020, 05:49:41 AM
@KSM32 Do you wear a "Shock doctor nano 3D" mouthguard when you go out wearing that amazing outfit?
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Post by: JUAN on March 05, 2020, 09:06:26 AM
@juan   Where did you get the pic of the chick with big tits?
The internet is a wonderful thing. Search hello kitty ar-15
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: TigerLily on March 05, 2020, 09:39:35 AM

Good morning, Inquiring Minds  :)

@anniem . What are those critters with the stick arms called? I love them. They always make me laugh

Can you post one of your favorites, please?
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Post by: KSM on March 05, 2020, 09:44:35 AM
@KSM32  Yes.
@ShayP  I must say that I'm a little surprised. Perhaps the Mr. Rogers has me thinking you're a proper boy scout. I don't have any and I'm the crazy arshole.  Please don't say it's on your ankle.

@KSM32 Do you wear a "Shock doctor nano 3D" mouthguard when you go out wearing that amazing outfit?
Are you suggesting someone would want to punch me in the mouth for the way I dress and not the way I am? I think I take offense to that. I think ??? @FISH
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: KSM on March 05, 2020, 09:51:43 AM
@FISH  What's with the name? Do you actually have fish or perhaps you're a Pisces?  Or both!
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Post by: ShayP on March 05, 2020, 11:07:38 AM
@ShayP  I must say that I'm a little surprised. Perhaps the Mr. Rogers has me thinking you're a proper boy scout. I don't have any and I'm the crazy arshole.  Please don't say it's on your ankle.

LOL! @KSM32  No. No tattoo on my ankle. Both shoulders. Not a boy scout either but my upbringing instilled most of the principle values of Mister Rogers in me. I appreciate him 'til this day. Nearly half of my life I've been a royal bastard with a propensity towards violence.  Too old for that shit now.  ;)  (*no, I've never killed anybody in case you are wondering.)  ;D
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Post by: KSM on March 05, 2020, 11:26:30 AM
Nearly half of my life I've been a royal bastard with a propensity towards violence.
oh yes :)

@ShayP  I've never felt so close to you in all my forum life! Even more than when you were prepping me for cooking and eating - massaging my meat n all. Oh man I was gonna be soooo good! MMmmm
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Post by: GravitySucks on March 05, 2020, 11:30:01 AM
LOL! @KSM32  No. No tattoo on my ankle. Both shoulders. Not a boy scout either but my upbringing instilled most of the principle values of Mister Rogers in me. I appreciate him 'til this day. Nearly half of my life I've been a royal bastard with a propensity towards violence.  Too old for that shit now.  ;)  (*no, I've never killed anybody in case you are wondering.)  ;D

That would have been nice to know before I tried to hold your hand at the air and space museum.
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Post by: ShayP on March 05, 2020, 11:38:58 AM
oh yes :)

@ShayP  I've never felt so close to you in all my forum life! Even more than when you were prepping me for cooking and eating - massaging my meat n all. Oh man I was gonna be soooo good! MMmmm

@KSM I still think of all the succulent juices.  All that rich gravy on my biscuit.
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Post by: ShayP on March 05, 2020, 11:44:34 AM
That would have been nice to know before I tried to hold your hand at the air and space museum.

@GravitySucks  LOL!  I tend to be shy when it comes to breaking the ice.  Plus I never got my kiss at the Metro station.  I mean, there is a sign!

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Post by: GravitySucks on March 05, 2020, 11:49:28 AM
@GravitySucks  LOL!  I tend to be shy when it comes to breaking the ice.  Plus I never got my kiss at the Metro station.  I mean, there is a sign!

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I forgot about the sign...
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Post by: PolkaDot on March 05, 2020, 11:58:58 AM
@KSM I still think of all the succulent juices.  All that rich gravy on my biscuit.
you boys!
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Post by: anniem on March 05, 2020, 02:54:40 PM
Good morning, Inquiring Minds  :)

@anniem . What are those critters with the stick arms called? I love them. They always make me laugh

Can you post one of your favorites, please?

@TigerLily they are called "Doodles".

This is my favorite.

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Post by: TigerLily on March 05, 2020, 03:20:51 PM
@TigerLily they are called "Doodles".

This is my favorite.

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I love them! Couldn't remember the name. Thanks, annie
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Post by: PB on March 05, 2020, 03:29:09 PM
... Nearly half of my life I've been a royal bastard with a propensity towards violence...

Oh man, no one ever wants to fight me.  I usually can't even get panhandled
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Post by: TigerLily on March 05, 2020, 04:03:15 PM
@FISH  What's with the name? Do you actually have fish or perhaps you're a Pisces?  Or both!

@KSM32  Is your avi a white moose? Did you take the picture? Is there a First Nation myth about white moose like there is about white buffalos? What's the plural for moose? Am I supposed to do a separate post for each question?
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Post by: anniem on March 05, 2020, 05:13:03 PM
@KSM32  Is your avi a white moose? Did you take the picture? Is there a First Nation myth about white moose like there is about white buffalos? What's the plural for moose? Am I supposed to do a separate post for each question?

And if this is the ask thread, are we to answer in the form of a question like Jeopardy?
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Post by: KSM on March 05, 2020, 08:25:07 PM
@KSM32  Is your avi a white moose? Did you take the picture? Is there a First Nation myth about white moose like there is about white buffalos? What's the plural for moose? Am I supposed to do a separate post for each question?
@TigerLily

I took the picture while chopping wood, playing hockey, watching hockey, and getting into a bar fight all at the same time.

The picture was taken by a guide back in the earlier 2000s near a shithole town called Vanderhoof BC. People were outraged that he posted it as the concern of hunters and others (poachers and losers in general) would all want to claim the great white moose.  That fucker was delicious.

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Post by: KSM on March 05, 2020, 08:39:20 PM
Oh man, no one ever wants to fight me.  I usually can't even get panhandled
@PB why is that, are you a really mean looking guy? You seem nice enough in here although according to @TigerLily you are completely void of a sense of humor :-\
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Post by: FISH on March 06, 2020, 07:05:52 AM
@ShayP  I must say that I'm a little surprised. Perhaps the Mr. Rogers has me thinking you're a proper boy scout. I don't have any and I'm the crazy arshole.  Please don't say it's on your ankle.
Are you suggesting someone would want to punch me in the mouth for the way I dress and not the way I am? I think I take offense to that. I think ??? @FISH
I am worried for you if you are wearing that outfit outside. A stranger may try to punch you in the head. Previous studies have theorized that mouthguards can reduce concussion risk.
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Post by: FISH on March 06, 2020, 07:19:12 AM
@FISH  What's with the name? Do you actually have fish or perhaps you're a Pisces?  Or both!
Why FISH? Why not? My favorite meal is Fish & Chips. I am not a Pisces ::)
Why a blue rose? I am as rare as a blue rose or I enjoyed watching Twin Peaks.

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Post by: FISH on March 06, 2020, 07:21:21 AM
@TigerLily they are called "Doodles".

This is my favorite.

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I love your "Doodles".
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Post by: KSM on March 06, 2020, 09:38:00 AM
I am worried for you if you are wearing that outfit outside. A stranger may try to punch you in the head. Previous studies have theorized that mouthguards can reduce concussion risk.
if somebody wants to Try (lol) and punch me let them, try! I need my mouth unfettered in order to spout my hate and disdain for so many things and "people"

ya know, it actually seems like you want somebody to punch me.. @FISH

Why FISH? Why not? My favorite meal is Fish & Chips. I am not a Pisces ::)
Why a blue rose? I am as rare as a blue rose or I enjoyed watching Twin Peaks.

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Huh  so you're actually mean to fish.  Thanks for answering.
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Post by: PB on March 06, 2020, 04:32:05 PM
@PB why is that, are you a really mean looking guy? You seem nice enough in here although according to @TigerLily you are completely void of a sense of humor :-\

Game Face.

I don't appear my usual friendly self when I'm in an iffy area, or undesirables are heading my way.  Attitude says go bother somebody else.
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Post by: KSM on March 06, 2020, 04:55:13 PM
Game Face.

I don't appear my usual friendly self when I'm in an iffy area, or undesirables are heading my way.  Attitude says go bother somebody else.
I Love it!  Ain't it amazing to watch their body language change as they realize they might as well suck a stone just by looking at you.

One line I've been using for years now is: "TONS!"  I digress. I can only respond with that when asked "Hey buddy, got any spare change?"  I say TONS like I've got so much that I don't know what to do with it. And you keep walking as you say it with a smile.  if you're with your wife you get some crap when you gat back to the car but who cares. It's so satisfying.  :) @PB
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Post by: Bart Ell on March 06, 2020, 04:56:01 PM
Ever dance like Stanley, @KSM32 ?

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Post by: KSM on March 06, 2020, 04:58:11 PM
Ever dance like Stanley, @KSM32 ?

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Only when I'm trying to wiggle off the cross as they crucify me.
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: PB on March 06, 2020, 04:58:47 PM
I Love it!  Ain't it amazing to watch their body language change as they realize they might as well suck a stone just by looking at you.

One line I've been using for years now is: "TONS!"  I digress. I can only respond with that when asked "Hey buddy, got any spare change?"  I say TONS like I've got so much that I don't know what to do with it. And you keep walking as you say it with a smile.  if you're with your wife you get some crap when you gat back to the car but who cares. It's so satisfying.  :) @PB

I just say ''yeah'' and keep walking. 

But I rarely ever get asked, but I'm going to use that one next time.  ''Tons'', lol.
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Post by: Sofia on March 07, 2020, 12:27:58 AM
I Love it!  Ain't it amazing to watch their body language change as they realize they might as well suck a stone just by looking at you.

One line I've been using for years now is: "TONS!"  I digress. I can only respond with that when asked "Hey buddy, got any spare change?"  I say TONS like I've got so much that I don't know what to do with it. And you keep walking as you say it with a smile.  if you're with your wife you get some crap when you gat back to the car but who cares. It's so satisfying.  :) @PB
No sense being cruel.  You might mess with the wrong person who has a group of friends.
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Post by: KSM on March 07, 2020, 08:53:07 AM
No sense being cruel.  You might mess with the wrong person who has a group of friends.
It has nothing to do with being cruel for the sake of just..  Being cruel!  Respectfully - you're missing the point.  And if the guy has friends? Let them start a landscaping company, get off their asses.
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Post by: Sofia on March 10, 2020, 12:52:58 AM
It has nothing to do with being cruel for the sake of just..  Being cruel!  Respectfully - you're missing the point.  And if the guy has friends? Let them start a landscaping company, get off their asses.
KSM, it is cruel to tease someone by saying you have tons of something they have been reduced to begging you for.  When people are teased, sometimes they get mean or retaliate.

If I asked someone for spare change and they said they had plenty but did not offer any, and if I was a young man on amphetamines, with a gang of buddies, in the height of my youthful testosterone days, God only knows what could happen to the person teasing me.  There are people out there who practically kill for less.  Why give them a motive.
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Post by: KSM on March 10, 2020, 11:22:27 AM
KSM, it is cruel to tease someone by saying you have tons of something they have been reduced to begging you for.  When people are teased, sometimes they get mean or retaliate.

If I asked someone for spare change and they said they had plenty but did not offer any, and if I was a young man on amphetamines, with a gang of buddies, in the height of my youthful testosterone days, God only knows what could happen to the person teasing me.  There are people out there who practically kill for less.  Why give them a motive.
@Sofia

Let them Try and retaliate. I'm more than up for it.

Listen, these are not your fathers homeless/beggars, these are verbose and sometimes aggressive Assholes who actually feel they are owed something from me because I'm.. functioning? Wearing clean clothes and able to buy something for myself? What is it? And what if they're doing their "begging" outside a liquor store, what say you then?
Two Sundays ago my wife and I were downtown and she was going to run in to a coffee shop to get us something hot to drink for our hike. Two guys who were together split up in order to hit her up for change at two separate points in her roughly 80-90 ft walk to the coffee shop. They have a system - it's thought out - it's strategic!  They're looooooserrrrrrs. She told them that she saw what they did and preoceeded to tell them to "get a life"  and in case you're wondering she could've dropped either one of them should they get overly aggressive or physical with her.

2014. June. I had just finished a job and was walking into a close by bank to make a deposit. there was a guy sitting on the cement near the door with a sign. I can't remember what it said but I really felt for the guy for some reason. On the way out I told him I was going through a Wendy's drive thru for a burger and asked him if he wanted one, of course he nodded his head and muttered yes. Not yes please - but no big deal. When I drove back I pulled up as close to the curb and motioned for him to come grab the bag (A big Dave's classic Tripple W cheese)  HE! starts motioning to me to park and hand deliver it TO HIM! Really?? we were no less than 25 ft apart...

..I put my hazard lights on got out of my truck and unwrapped the burger a little as I walked towards him where I threw it at him as hard as I could so that the slightly unwrapped burger would be destroyed upon making contact. He was now wearing it when he could have just got off his fucking ass for eight seconds to come get it. Read that last part again please. HE COULD NOT BE BOTHERED TO GET OFF HISS ASS.

You work sometimes two jobs! Howe can you not see my point or at least be willing to meet half way on this?
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: PB on March 10, 2020, 11:46:26 AM
There are always going to be people who will do as little as possible, just enough to get by.  In this case living wherever, getting high with their friends, stealing, milking the system, and showing contempt for the rest of us.  They expect everyone else to make them comfortable in their dysfunction.  Not all the ''homeless'', but a very high percentage.

In recent years, too many people think these people are simply down on their luck, and have enabled this.  You can see how well that's working.  It has become a lifestyle.  That after a certain amount of time they become addicted, sometimes mentally ill, sick and diseased is their fault.  Any tolerance I had for it is long gone.
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Post by: PB on March 10, 2020, 12:03:45 PM
… I put my hazard lights on got out of my truck and unwrapped the burger a little as I walked towards him where I threw it at him as hard as I could so that the slightly unwrapped burger would be destroyed upon making contact. He was now wearing it when he could have just got off his fucking ass for eight seconds to come get it...

You could have pulled up so he could see you clearly thru the windshield, eaten it in front of him, and thrown the rest on the ground when you were done...
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Post by: KSM on March 10, 2020, 12:08:36 PM

In recent years, too many people think these people are simply down on their luck, and have enabled this.  You can see how well that's working.  It has become a lifestyle.


That.
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Post by: paladin1991 on March 10, 2020, 12:17:47 PM


In recent years, too many people think these people are simply down on their luck, and have enabled this.  You can see how well that's working.  It has become a lifestyle.  That after a certain amount of time they become addicted, sometimes mentally ill, sick and diseased is their fault.  Any tolerance I had for it is long gone.

Fuck enablement or entitlement, I'd rather fail continually than have somebody 'give' me something.  Life can sometimes be like a knife fight in a phone booth.  You are gonna bleed.  Take the cut and drive your own blade home.
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Post by: Sofia on March 10, 2020, 06:51:17 PM
@Sofia

Let them Try and retaliate. I'm more than up for it.

Listen, these are not your fathers homeless/beggars, these are verbose and sometimes aggressive Assholes who actually feel they are owed something from me because I'm.. functioning? Wearing clean clothes and able to buy something for myself? What is it? And what if they're doing their "begging" outside a liquor store, what say you then?
Two Sundays ago my wife and I were downtown and she was going to run in to a coffee shop to get us something hot to drink for our hike. Two guys who were together split up in order to hit her up for change at two separate points in her roughly 80-90 ft walk to the coffee shop. They have a system - it's thought out - it's strategic!  They're looooooserrrrrrs. She told them that she saw what they did and preoceeded to tell them to "get a life"  and in case you're wondering she could've dropped either one of them should they get overly aggressive or physical with her.

2014. June. I had just finished a job and was walking into a close by bank to make a deposit. there was a guy sitting on the cement near the door with a sign. I can't remember what it said but I really felt for the guy for some reason. On the way out I told him I was going through a Wendy's drive thru for a burger and asked him if he wanted one, of course he nodded his head and muttered yes. Not yes please - but no big deal. When I drove back I pulled up as close to the curb and motioned for him to come grab the bag (A big Dave's classic Tripple W cheese)  HE! starts motioning to me to park and hand deliver it TO HIM! Really?? we were no less than 25 ft apart...

..I put my hazard lights on got out of my truck and unwrapped the burger a little as I walked towards him where I threw it at him as hard as I could so that the slightly unwrapped burger would be destroyed upon making contact. He was now wearing it when he could have just got off his fucking ass for eight seconds to come get it. Read that last part again please. HE COULD NOT BE BOTHERED TO GET OFF HISS ASS.

You work sometimes two jobs! Howe can you not see my point or at least be willing to meet half way on this?
If he got up, it might have aggravated his thirst.  And with renewed thirst, that burger wouldn't go down very well.  He also might have had a leg injury.

That said, don't hate me because I totally get what you are saying.  First of all, most beggars presumably are on food stamps, which even without a kitchen should last at least 2 weeks out of the month. 

I was able to get a young, healthy, lying beggar arrested for begging in a grocery store parking lot about 9 years ago.  At a Walmart.  He rubbed me the wrong way because he said he needed money to get back to a college town and when I asked if he worked, or had family helping him, he got indignant and self-righteous, saying angrily that he didn't have to answer any questions.  I didn't like his attitude.  So, after watching him repeatedly bilk little old ladies for bills (that came as a shock to me), I was able to get that one arrested.  I'd complained about him before.  He was a total nuisance to every woman in the parking lot every evening.

So, you and I are on the same side here.  I merely was concerned about your physical safety, and readers' safety.  Most people are not as strong as you, or your wife.  I hate the impositions of false, young, healthy, male beggars and I resent them with a fury for approaching me, as a woman.  No young, healthy male should ever approach a lady, and usually after dark.  One time I just lost it and spat out, "Would you want your mom talking to some strange man after dark in a parking lot!"  Made sense to me at the time.  But later, I thought about how the guy could have retaliated, and I decided never to back talk beggars again.  I am lucky that one was nice.  The most I usually say now is, "Please ask a man".  Or, "I don't talk to men I don't know".  (Especially strong-looking ones).

In this national housing crisis, though, if a beggar is a senior (lots here), or disabled in such a way that they probably can't get disability, then the need for rent money is real.

But yes, there are so many druggies and career beggars.  Sometimes they act annoyed when I offer food.  That's when I remember they often get food stamps.  So unless someone is hungry, I've quit offering any snack.  Although I did leave a couple cans of dog food with a lady whose dog looked worried with hunger.  And I wish I'd done so again later another time, which reminds me to move a pet food can to the front seat because I don't feel comfortable getting into the trunk around just anybody.  Dogs can eat cat food.  But cats don't get adequate nutrition from dog food.  I offer canned with flip tops, because some pets have tooth aches.  Nice to offer a plastic utensil, too.  I wish everyone carried these things (and a collar and leash) in their vehicles.  Pets are people too and a whole lot nicer!

Water is more important though.  Recently I gave water to a young, healthy man begging for water.  Dehydration is very serious, especially if he was diabetic.  After I drove away, I regretted not giving him two, but the whole thing came as kind of a shock to me.  I had never been begged for water before.  It was in a part of town where there just were no stores at all, almost no habitat (no espresso stands, no fast food, nothing).  I figured he'd find bushes to pee in.  I hate parts of town like that, especially when you have to drive through them to get to work.  Because if anything happens, you're up sh** creek.  The Seattle corridor has a lot of places like that, because of the Boeing fields and trains.  Just nowhere to pull over and take care of small medical crises or anything, no potty, no nothing.  With no bushes, no trees and traffic zooming by.

I have balanced 3 part time jobs since November.  Today I had a good interview for a 4th part time job which would fit in fine.  I've applied for a lot of full time jobs, but computers have really decreased the need for any secretary and most call centers are in Pakistan, etc...  I'm kind of excited about hopefully being able to say soon, "I have 4 part time jobs".  I think it's a little funny.

On the sad side though, I am worried a man at one of my jobs might be doing pedophilia in the restroom, so it's only a matter of time before that job goes down the drain.  No other employees care from what they've told me.  So I will be the one who monitors, reports and subsequently gets fired for "unrelated" (supposedly) issues.  If anyone here works/used to work in law enforcement, I could use some advice.  I need the job desperately and would like to have the guy caught without risking my neck.
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: JUAN on March 11, 2020, 03:37:57 AM
Years ago, I had my Bosnian then girlfriend teach me to say “I don’t speak English” in Serbs-Croatian. Those words, spoken in a loud voice accompanied by a stern look, seem to deter panhandlers.
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Post by: KSM on March 13, 2020, 11:31:15 AM
@juan You're a musician, this I know.  At times you have posted certain things that almost seem like you have a small hatred for the guitar. I don't want to put words in your mouth so correct me if I'm wrong.  But my question is this; Do you Have a guitar?? even if it's just packed in a case at the back of a closet and you haven't taken it out in years.
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Post by: JUAN on March 13, 2020, 11:41:31 AM
@juan You're a musician, this I know.  At times you have posted certain things that almost seem like you have a small hatred for the guitar. I don't want to put words in your mouth so correct me if I'm wrong.  But my question is this; Do you Have a guitar?? even if it's just packed in a case at the back of a closet and you haven't taken it out in years.
@KSM32 , when I moved into a smaller place a few years ago, I got rid of my regular guitar. I was not any good on it anyway. I do have a Breedlove acoustic bass guitar though I rarely get to play it.
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Post by: KSM on March 13, 2020, 11:46:22 AM
@KSM32  I do have a Breedlove acoustic bass guitar
I've wanted one for years. An acoustic bass but never got around to picking one up. Beautiful things
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Post by: JUAN on March 13, 2020, 11:51:33 AM
They’re not very loud. A screeching girl folksinger with a capo halfway up the neck of her Silvertone acoustic would drown it out.
Title: Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
Post by: KSM on March 16, 2020, 09:21:58 PM
Hey @Covid-Guy   Fuck You!  Eat our asses!!! I hope you get banned!
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Post by: KSM on March 17, 2020, 06:26:12 PM
@anniem Could a blanket made of ham, and mac n cheese be considered as comfort food?
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Post by: Chimp_Covfefe on March 17, 2020, 07:23:44 PM
Hey @Covid-Guy   Fuck You!  Eat our asses!!! I hope you get banned!

Yeah, what @KSM32 said!  Eat it!

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Post by: anniem on March 17, 2020, 07:35:48 PM
@anniem Could a blanket made of ham, and mac n cheese be considered as comfort food?

Yes, definitely. The mac n cheese should be placed between two slices of ham for maximum comfort.
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Post by: KSM on March 17, 2020, 08:18:33 PM
Yeah, what @KSM32 said!  Eat it!

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YES!

@Chimp_Covfefe And let's extend that to Mocha Joe!   Fuck You!! @Mocha_Joe
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Post by: Chimp_Covfefe on March 17, 2020, 08:43:18 PM
YES!

@Chimp_Covfefe And let's extend that to Mocha Joe!   Fuck You!! @Mocha_Joe

Right on, @KSM32

Yeah Mocha Joe!,  You worthless chocolate drinker, eat my un-toilet-papered ass.

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Post by: KSM on March 19, 2020, 06:37:19 PM
@ShayP
I'll be 'doing' a duck breast stove top on Saturday night. Any suggestions? My last one was a tad rubbery although it was my first. Scored it - started it cold fat down and slowly raised the heat for the lake of fat but from there I'm just throwing shit at a wall hoping it sticks. Need some pointers and I'll want to dress it up a bit.  Perhaps a blueberry red wine reDUCKtion?  I use one on double -cut chops and it's wonderful.
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Post by: ShayP on March 19, 2020, 07:25:16 PM
@ShayP
I'll be 'doing' a duck breast stove top on Saturday night. Any suggestions? My last one was a tad rubbery although it was my first. Scored it - started it cold fat down and slowly raised the heat for the lake of fat but from there I'm just throwing shit at a wall hoping it sticks. Need some pointers and I'll want to dress it up a bit.  Perhaps a blueberry red wine reDUCKtion?  I use one on double -cut chops and it's wonderful.

@KSM32  Seems like you started the process correctly.  Did you gradually increase the heat until the skin is crispy?  Once crispy, turn it over and cook until med-rare...tops!  Just a few minutes after you flip it.  Set it aside and let it rest.  I like the blueberry and wine reduction idea.  You can make a gastrique.  After you remove the duck, drain the fat, deglaze the pan with wine, add the fruit (blueberries, cherries are good too), and some sugar.  It will stiffen up but keep it low and it will melt.  Keep stirring. A splash of vinegar is helpful too.  Bring it to where it's all incorporated and it starts to foam.  Don't burn it. Remove from heat and top the sliced duck with it.  Also, instead of all that, you could dice some pancetta (or regular bacon), crisp it in the pan and add a splash of apple cider vinegar and some sugar or fruits.  Balsamic vinegar works too.

I'm just rattling some stuff off.  I think you're on the right track and you know food.  ;)

What are your side dishes? ...or dish.
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Post by: KSM on March 19, 2020, 07:29:08 PM
@KSM32  Seems like you started the process correctly.  Did you gradually increase the heat until the skin is crispy?  Once crispy, turn it over and cook until med-rare.  Just a few minutes after you flip it.  Set it aside and let it rest.  I like the blueberry and wine reduction idea.  You can make a gastrique.  After you remove the duck, drain the fat, deglaze the pan with wine, add the fruit (blueberries, cherries are good too), and some sugar.  It will stiffen up but keep it low and it will melt.  Keep stirring. A splash of vinegar is helpful too.  Bring it to where it's all incorporated and it starts to foam.  Don't burn it. Remove from heat and top the sliced duck with it.  Also, instead of all that, you could dice some pancetta (or regular bacon), crisp it in the pan and add a splash of apple cider vinegar and some sugar or fruits.  Balsamic vinegar works too.

I'm just rattling some stuff off.  I think you're on the right track and you know food.  ;)

What are your side dishes? ...or dish.

I love it! Thanks!   Yes, I do raise the heat slowly and season with Sea-salt, pepper and white pepper. But from there like I said I'm lost.  You've given me some food for thought - much appreciated!  I like the cider vinegar and fruits!  Mmm


What a great thread I made :)
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Post by: ShayP on March 19, 2020, 07:34:22 PM
I love it! Thanks!   Yes, I do raise the heat slowly and season with Sea-salt, pepper and white pepper. But from there like I said I'm lost.  You've given me some food for thought - much appreciated!  I like the cider vinegar and fruits!  Mmm


What a great thread I made :)

I know it'll turn out well.  You have skills man.  Serve it with some mixed greens and mushroom risotto.  Or fucking mac & cheese for all I care.

I kid! I kid!  ;)

cheers man!  8)
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Post by: Sofia on March 23, 2020, 02:05:10 AM
Hey @Covid-Guy   Fuck You!  Eat our asses!!! I hope you get banned!
@KSM32 There are two Chimp Covfefe accounts, only difference is one has an extra space.  They have the same picture.  I don't know if it's the same person.
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Post by: Bart Ell on March 23, 2020, 05:41:04 AM
person.

Chimp.
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Post by: KSM on March 23, 2020, 07:19:46 AM
@KSM32 There are two Chimp Covfefe accounts, only difference is one has an extra space.  They have the same picture.  I don't know if it's the same person.
@Sofia
It's a problem, yes. They can both be equally annoying.
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Post by: KSM on March 28, 2020, 04:27:39 PM
@GravitySucks
I want to run a really, reeeaaally long extension cord out to the pacific ocean, plug my toaster in and throw it in to kill all the fish. I suspect this won't work. Do I just need a bigger toaster or what if I throw my oven in, 220 rather than 110.  ?

you're obligated to answer
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Post by: GravitySucks on March 28, 2020, 05:36:20 PM
@GravitySucks
I want to run a really, reeeaaally long extension cord out to the pacific ocean, plug my toaster in and throw it in to kill all the fish. I suspect this won't work. Do I just need a bigger toaster or what if I throw my oven in, 220 rather than 110.  ?

you're obligated to answer

This is precisely why the powers that be decided Canada no longer could be trusted with nuclear weapons.

Or the Stanley Cup.
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Post by: KSM on March 28, 2020, 08:18:50 PM
This is precisely why the powers that be decided Canada no longer could be trusted with nuclear weapons.

Or the Stanley Cup.
First part gave me an out loud chuckle. Second part is why you're sitting alone in the woods waiting for me to drink coffee with you. Orrr you could do the math and easily see how the Stanley deck is stacked against the Canada. And let us not forget that "American" teams are flooded with CANADIAN players whereas "Canadian" teams are not. Canadian players, not unlike Canadian snipers are the best in the world.

Go PENS!      eventually      at some point in time     ?


Seriously, I really thought you were going to answer my question.
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Post by: GravitySucks on March 28, 2020, 09:04:36 PM
First part gave me an out loud chuckle. Second part is why you're sitting alone in the woods waiting for me to drink coffee with you. Orrr you could do the math and easily see how the Stanley deck is stacked against the Canada. And let us not forget that "American" teams are flooded with CANADIAN players whereas "Canadian" teams are not. Canadian players, not unlike Canadian snipers are the best in the world.

Go PENS!      eventually      at some point in time     ?


Seriously, I really thought you were going to answer my question.

You can’t run 110 or 220 very far on a standard or even heavy duty extension cord very far.  I’m not going to try and explain the physics but the electrical wires running down a highway on the poles are very high voltage and then there is a step down transformer near the end user. The line coming into my pole is about 16kv if I remember correctly. You would need a conductor about the size of a culvert to carry 110 about a mile. 

You would be better off getting a boat with a generator and anchoring above a fishing spot. I recommend a 4 slice toaster.
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Post by: anniem on March 28, 2020, 09:09:28 PM
First part gave me an out loud chuckle. Second part is why you're sitting alone in the woods waiting for me to drink coffee with you. Orrr you could do the math and easily see how the Stanley deck is stacked against the Canada. And let us not forget that "American" teams are flooded with CANADIAN players whereas "Canadian" teams are not. Canadian players, not unlike Canadian snipers are the best in the world.
Go PENS!      eventually      at some point in time     ?
Seriously, I really thought you were going to answer my question.

Will you have Dunkin Donuts coffee?
That would be good, I like that stuff.
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Post by: JUAN on March 29, 2020, 02:34:59 AM
You can’t run 110 or 220 very far on a standard or even heavy duty extension cord very far.  I’m not going to try and explain the physics but the electrical wires running down a highway on the poles are very high voltage and then there is a step down transformer near the end user. The line coming into my pole is about 16kv if I remember correctly. You would need a conductor about the size of a culvert to carry 110 about a mile. 

You would be better off getting a boat with a generator and anchoring above a fishing spot. I recommend a 4 slice toaster.
Crank telephone.
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Post by: KSM on March 30, 2020, 11:14:47 AM
Crank telephone.
@juan
I have this old phone (one of many) this one is about 6 ft from my bar. I'm the worst electrician in the world but apparently, according to my dad I could run a wire along the edge of the bar to give someone a zap should they be in leaning against.

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Post by: JUAN on March 30, 2020, 12:06:18 PM
@KSM32 I don’t know if that would work or not. The ones people use to “telephone” fish are usually mobile units. But the crank is used to generate electricity, so it might work.
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Post by: Bart Ell on March 30, 2020, 12:21:41 PM
@juan
I have this old phone (one of many) this one is about 6 ft from my bar. I'm the worst electrician in the world but apparently, according to my dad I could run a wire along the edge of the bar to give someone a zap should they be in leaning against.

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YOUR DUSTING GAME IS WEAK!
PRETEND IT IS A LAWN.
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Post by: JUAN on April 01, 2020, 05:44:14 AM
This is for anyone to answer.
All of my gigs for the rest of my life have now been canceled. I need to do something to make money, so I’m thinking of getting into woo peddling. I’ve looked over the field, and it looks crowded. Can anyone think of a segment of the woo industry that is underserved? As I am not allowed to go to the beauty parlor for a haircut, I am beginning to get a bit of a @DaveScottSOR / Sandsquatch look if that helps.
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Post by: ShayP on April 01, 2020, 05:49:05 AM
This is for anyone to answer.
All of my gigs for the rest of my life have now been canceled. I need to do something to make money, so I’m thinking of getting into woo peddling. I’ve looked over the field, and it looks crowded. Can anyone think of a segment of the woo industry that is underserved? As I am not allowed to go to the beauty parlor for a haircut, I am beginning to get a bit of a @DaveScottSOR / Sandsquatch look if that helps.

@juan Possessed musical instruments and the overall effect of the paranormal in music.
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Post by: Bart Ell on April 01, 2020, 06:08:10 AM
@juan Possessed musical instruments and the overall effect of the paranormal in music.

PERFECT!
Toss in a side of the 27 CLUB nonsense, too.
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Post by: GravitySucks on April 01, 2020, 08:00:39 AM
This is for anyone to answer.
All of my gigs for the rest of my life have now been canceled. I need to do something to make money, so I’m thinking of getting into woo peddling. I’ve looked over the field, and it looks crowded. Can anyone think of a segment of the woo industry that is underserved? As I am not allowed to go to the beauty parlor for a haircut, I am beginning to get a bit of a @DaveScottSOR / Sandsquatch look if that helps.

With the travel ban maybe you could teach online classes in remote wooing.

If you must resort to selling yourself on the street, take the advice of @PolkaDot and deep six the facial hair. 

We could have @Exile give you a diploma and provide you with the appropriate CV to market your wares as a Citrus Whisperer. 

George Soros is sure to be paying for street urchins to protest in front government offices and Mar Lago to hold up all those preprinted placards that the SEIU stockpile with their nitrile gloves and N95 masks. 

Ever try sponge diving?

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Post by: PB on April 01, 2020, 09:16:35 AM
This is for anyone to answer.
All of my gigs for the rest of my life have now been canceled. I need to do something to make money, so I’m thinking of getting into woo peddling. I’ve looked over the field, and it looks crowded. Can anyone think of a segment of the woo industry that is underserved? As I am not allowed to go to the beauty parlor for a haircut, I am beginning to get a bit of a @DaveScottSOR / Sandsquatch look if that helps.

The current field of ''psychic'' prediction is pretty sad.  New faces needed. 

Come up with a different name for it and a bit of schtick (Ed Dames calls what he ''does'' ''remote viewing'', another fraud dresses like he's Nostradamus), make a ton of obvious predictions, have something to sell (books, classes, kits, phone line), do the podcast circuit regularly, play up your hits, lie about the misses, be mysterious and authorative, try to scare people.
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Post by: paladin1991 on April 01, 2020, 09:20:28 AM
This is for anyone to answer.
All of my gigs for the rest of my life have now been canceled. I need to do something to make money, so I’m thinking of getting into woo peddling. I’ve looked over the field, and it looks crowded. Can anyone think of a segment of the woo industry that is underserved? As I am not allowed to go to the beauty parlor for a haircut, I am beginning to get a bit of a @DaveScottSOR / Sandsquatch look if that helps.

Your avatar could sell motorboat rides.  Earn enough to keep you in the manner to which you have grown accustomed.
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Post by: KSM on April 01, 2020, 10:35:09 AM
This is for anyone to answer.
All of my gigs for the rest of my life have now been canceled. I need to do something to make money, so I’m thinking of getting into woo peddling. I’ve looked over the field, and it looks crowded. Can anyone think of a segment of the woo industry that is underserved? As I am not allowed to go to the beauty parlor for a haircut, I am beginning to get a bit of a @DaveScottSOR / Sandsquatch look if that helps.
None of the current shows on the topic (that I listen to) take calls. I say start an open lines show with no guests just your listeners. They at least are real unlike ghosts, goblins, aliens and bigfoot.
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Post by: KSM on April 01, 2020, 11:16:14 AM
@ShayP
Ait, the duck breast was incredible. Pretty sure it was a complete fluke.

Carefully scored the fat cap as not to cut into the meat.
Seasoned generously with pepper, fine sea salt. I also sort of cheated by rubbing it with an already mixed Korean style seasoning. Did the room temp pan method (slowly raised the heat) until the lake of water and fat was released leaving a beautifully golden crisp skin. Flipped it and quickly seared the other side in it's own juices for one minute - finished it in the oven at 300 for four more minutes - let it rest, drizzle a little balsamic reduction over it. Served it with some small roasted carrots and brown basmati cooked in a chicken stock. It was the tastiest most delectable meal I've had in months :o

Made my wife a fuckin' ham sandwich. Don't like duck? Baby that's whatcha git! HAM AND BREAD!  -  Fast forward->>  Looks like I'll be panhandling down on the corner by the 8th Ave liquor store and sneaking into my shed at night for shelter.
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Post by: TigerLily on April 01, 2020, 01:25:09 PM
None of the current shows on the topic (that I listen to) take calls. I say start an open lines show with no guests just your listeners. They at least are real unlike ghosts, goblins, aliens and bigfoot.

Unlike ghosts, goblins, aliens and bigfoot, callers are usually boring and stupid
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Post by: KSM on April 01, 2020, 01:32:00 PM
Unlike ghosts, goblins, aliens and bigfoot, callers are usually boring and stupid
::) Only the skype ones.  And good luck getting of the aforementioned ghouls to call in.
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Post by: Bart Ell on April 01, 2020, 01:36:32 PM
callers are usually boring and stupid

Yes.
1% of the calls Art got were listenable.
That's why people bring up the same 10 calls (out of thousands he took) to try and make the point for open lines.
99% Lamone, 1% Area 51 pilot or tarts who like Art.
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Post by: Bart Ell on April 01, 2020, 01:37:31 PM
::) Only the skype ones.  And good luck getting of the aforementioned ghouls to call in.

Hello Art? It's Andy.

#Fuckmunda
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Post by: TigerLily on April 01, 2020, 01:49:57 PM
Yes.
1% of the calls Art got were listenable.
That's why people bring up the same 10 calls (out of thousands he took) to try and make the point for open lines.
99% Lamone, 1% Area 51 pilot or tarts who like Art.

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Post by: PB on April 01, 2020, 02:01:51 PM
Yes.
1% of the calls Art got were listenable.
That's why people bring up the same 10 calls (out of thousands he took) to try and make the point for open lines...

Hated open lines for this very reason.  Half the call was trying to get the caller to turn off their radio, wondering if Art could hear him, wondering if he was on, complaints about cell phones, ''hi art how are yoo'', ''first time caller, long time lissner'', ''welcome back'' or whatever the situation was, then some waste of time question.

Art was the master of dropping the call and intelligently summarizing the point the caller was either trying to make or should have made - that's what people remember about the calls, not the godawful call itself.
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Post by: KSM on April 01, 2020, 02:06:33 PM
Hello Art? It's Andy.

#Fuckmunda
I had a dark matter or MITD show on over the weekend and Art lit up when "JAZZ" called in, even said "Hey buddy"   
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Post by: KSM on April 01, 2020, 03:38:34 PM
Yes.
1% of the calls Art got were listenable.
That's why people bring up the same 10 calls (out of thousands he took) to try and make the point for open lines.
99% Lamone, 1% Area 51 pilot or tarts who like Art.
I'm gonna start my own caller driven broadcast and it's going to be GREAT! Even if nobody calls at first I can carry it on my own no problem at all!! I'll ramble on just like I do in here and people will want to listen just to hear ME! Smart as a whip and fucking hilarious!!

MY FUCKING SHOW!!!  <--There's the name of it right there!!! Right of the top of my pointy-puffy-hair-head.
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Post by: JayGab on April 01, 2020, 04:14:03 PM
I'm gonna start my own caller driven broadcast and it's going to be GREAT! Even if nobody calls at first I can carry it on my own no problem at all!! I'll ramble on just like I do in here and people will want to listen just to hear ME! Smart as a whip and fucking hilarious!!

MY FUCKING SHOW!!!  <--There's the name of it right there!!! Right of the top of my pointy-puffy-hair-head.
@KSM32 I'll co-host.
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Post by: Bart Ell on April 01, 2020, 04:46:56 PM
@KSM32 I'll co-host.

It's all fun and games until I offer access to the KONR2 stream and Mr Wonderful poops his pants.
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Post by: JayGab on April 01, 2020, 05:02:10 PM
It's all fun and games until I offer access to the KONR2 stream and Mr Wonderful poops his pants.
And I'll have the best seat in the house.  8)  @KSM32 I suggest you get proactive, boy.
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Post by: KSM on April 01, 2020, 09:38:50 PM
It's all fun and games until I offer access to the KONR2 stream and Mr Wonderful poops his pants.
'O ye, of little faith:

Mr. Wonderful is without a filter. Like Sal but smarter! Much smarter!

Mr. Wonderful has stood on stage and told over 5000 people at once that they all looked like they lived extremely sedentary lifestyles.
 
Mr. Wonderful has refused to shake Dwight Yoakam's extended hand. Left 'em high n dry!

Mr. Wonderful has been personally told to "Fuck Off" by Steven Page - Barenaked Ladies

Mr. Wonderful has been personally told to "Fuck Off" by Biff Naked - Biff Naked

Mr. Wonderful has been personally asked to "Leave my table, please" - Morgan Freeman

Mr. Wonderful fought AND beat Frank C. Starr in a fight - Singer, The Four Horseman

Mr. Wonderful CUT IN LINE directly ahead of Vince Neil (Mötley Crüe) in line to get a drink in a bar where nobody knew who he was. EXCEPT ME! 2002
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Post by: PB on April 01, 2020, 09:46:08 PM
'O ye, of little faith:

Mr. Wonderful is without a filter. Like Sal but smarter! Much smarter!

Mr. Wonderful has stood on stage and told over 5000 people at once that they all looked like they lived extremely sedentary lifestyles.
 
Mr. Wonderful has refused to shake Dwight Yoakam's extended hand. Left 'em high n dry!

Mr. Wonderful has been personally told to "Fuck Off" by Steven Page - Barenaked Ladies

Mr. Wonderful has been personally told to "Fuck Off" by Biff Naked - Biff Naked

Mr. Wonderful has been personally asked to "Leave my table, please" - Morgan Freeman

Mr. Wonderful fought AND beat Frank C. Starr in a fight - Singer, The Four Horseman

Mr. Wonderful CUT IN LINE directly ahead of Vince Neil (Mötley Crüe) in line to get a drink in a bar where nobody knew who he was. EXCEPT ME! 2002


Are you an autograph hound?
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Post by: KSM on April 01, 2020, 11:35:34 PM
Are you an autograph hound?
@PB   ;D  No. I'm an irritation hound. You haven't lived until you've snubbed a famous person :)  In my list above I forgot to add that Charlize Theron stopped a scene and personally asked ME to get out of her "Eyeline"

You should call in to my show.

EDIT:::  Mr. Wonderful also enjoyed a few pieces of KFC with Ice T before he was an actor - backstage a rap show I did security for in Victoria BC 1992. Nobody was annoyed.
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Post by: PB on April 02, 2020, 03:52:53 AM
...  No. I'm an irritation hound. You haven't lived until you've snubbed a famous person...

I had Bono stop in the middle of a show and tell me to shut the fuck up. 
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Post by: ShayP on April 02, 2020, 04:54:04 AM
@ShayP
Ait, the duck breast was incredible. Pretty sure it was a complete fluke.

Carefully scored the fat cap as not to cut into the meat.
Seasoned generously with pepper, fine sea salt. I also sort of cheated by rubbing it with an already mixed Korean style seasoning. Did the room temp pan method (slowly raised the heat) until the lake of water and fat was released leaving a beautifully golden crisp skin. Flipped it and quickly seared the other side in it's own juices for one minute - finished it in the oven at 300 for four more minutes - let it rest, drizzle a little balsamic reduction over it. Served it with some small roasted carrots and brown basmati cooked in a chicken stock. It was the tastiest most delectable meal I've had in months :o

Made my wife a fuckin' ham sandwich. Don't like duck? Baby that's whatcha git! HAM AND BREAD!  -  Fast forward->>  Looks like I'll be panhandling down on the corner by the 8th Ave liquor store and sneaking into my shed at night for shelter.

I was wondering if you ever made it.  Glad it turned out well.  Sounds delicious.  I bet the ham sandwich you made your wife was phenomenal.  LOL!  @KSM32   ;)
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Post by: Bart Ell on April 02, 2020, 05:29:42 AM

Mr. Wonderful has stood on stage and told over 5000 people at once that they all looked like they lived extremely sedentary lifestyles.


This may be the greatest line ever written om this site.
Not counting any of mine, obviously.
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Post by: paladin1991 on April 02, 2020, 05:38:55 AM
@KSM32 I'll co-host.
I can't wait for this. 
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Post by: JUAN on April 02, 2020, 05:59:14 AM
What time is the show? Start tonight.
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Post by: FISH on April 02, 2020, 06:21:21 AM
It's all fun and games until I offer access to the KONR2 stream and Mr Wonderful poops his pants.
It is well known that someone is pooping their pants as we speak type our comments.
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Post by: PolkaDot on April 02, 2020, 09:17:26 AM
It is well known that someone is pooping their pants as we speak type our comments.

  ???
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Post by: KSM on April 02, 2020, 10:59:11 AM
I had Bono stop in the middle of a show and tell me to shut the fuck up.
Now that's a huge feather in your cap.

If you ever feel like sharing with the group, please do! Sounds good!

I can't wait for this. 
It doesn't exist and that bowl o' fruit calling himself JayGab is a ruuuiiiiner of things and would surely sabotage the non existing event.
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Post by: PB on April 02, 2020, 11:40:04 AM
Now that's a huge feather in your cap.

If you ever feel like sharing with the group, please do! Sounds good!...

Oakland Coliseum, outdoor stadium where the A's and Raiders play(ed)

We were on the field, up near the very front, standing crowd packed in all around us.  Bono was yapping about farmers, poor Africans, and who knows what all else.  The crowd was buzzing, noisy, yet somehow quieted down the instant before I yelled out ''shut up and play''.  He was probably 25-30 feet away from me, came running over the front of the stage to within maybe 15 feet, pointed at me, and said ''no, you shut the fuck up''.  Lol.
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Post by: Rikki Gins on April 02, 2020, 11:44:14 AM
Oakland Coliseum, outdoor stadium where the A's and Raiders play(ed)

We were on the field, up near the very front, standing crowd packed in all around us.  Bono was yapping about farmers, poor Africans, and who knows what all else.  The crowd was buzzing, noisy, yet somehow quieted down the instant before I yelled out ''shut up and play''.  He was probably 25-30 feet away from me, came running over the front of the stage to within maybe 15 feet, pointed at me, and said ''no, you shut the fuck up''.  Lol.

Wow!  lol
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Post by: KSM on April 02, 2020, 12:03:50 PM
Oakland Coliseum, outdoor stadium where the A's and Raiders play(ed)

We were on the field, up near the very front, standing crowd packed in all around us.  Bono was yapping about farmers, poor Africans, and who knows what all else.  The crowd was buzzing, noisy, yet somehow quieted down the instant before I yelled out ''shut up and play''.  He was probably 25-30 feet away from me, came running over the front of the stage to within maybe 15 feet, pointed at me, and said ''no, you shut the fuck up''.  Lol.
Fantastic!  I wonder how much money his white guilt could raise should he sell off a castle or two.
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Post by: anniem on April 02, 2020, 01:23:33 PM
Oakland Coliseum, outdoor stadium where the A's and Raiders play(ed)

We were on the field, up near the very front, standing crowd packed in all around us.  Bono was yapping about farmers, poor Africans, and who knows what all else.  The crowd was buzzing, noisy, yet somehow quieted down the instant before I yelled out ''shut up and play''.  He was probably 25-30 feet away from me, came running over the front of the stage to within maybe 15 feet, pointed at me, and said ''no, you shut the fuck up''.  Lol.

LOL! That is great. I never attended a concert where I hoped to receive a lecture rather than the music.
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Post by: KSM on April 15, 2020, 09:28:07 PM
@Walks_At_Night

I am now about to go for a Hot~Tub~At~Night     Shit,  know what, I forgot my own joke.. ::)  but I'm a big boy and I'll take my lumps and post this anyway. 
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Post by: Ghost BEP on April 15, 2020, 09:47:54 PM
@Walks_At_Night

I am now about to go for a Hot~Tub~At~Night     Shit,  know what, I forgot my own joke.. ::)  but I'm a big boy and I'll take my lumps and post this anyway.

You’re losing it old~man! Don’t shit~the~Hot~Tub~At~Night or during the day either!

Time for an oil change #Gotcha @KSM32

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Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 15, 2020, 10:37:24 PM
@Walks_At_Night

I am now about to go for a Hot~Tub~At~Night     Shit,  know what, I forgot my own joke.. ::)  but I'm a big boy and I'll take my lumps and post this anyway.

I just put in a 15 hour work day.   Seems to me you like you have too much time on your hands.  Can't you find an "essential" gig somewhere?
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Post by: KSM on April 15, 2020, 10:56:10 PM
I just put in a 15 hour work day.   Seems to me you like you have too much time on your hands.  Can't you find an "essential" gig somewhere?
Sorry dad. But that was about what I expected. +1 ;D
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Post by: KSM on April 18, 2020, 05:42:06 PM
@sean92008   Hey FartBox can we hear some of your wonderful music? The single coil shit you speak of.

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Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2020, 09:55:26 PM
@KSM32 Was Tom Selleck your favorite actor on Y&tR?
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Post by: KSM on April 18, 2020, 10:00:09 PM
@KSM32 Was Tom Selleck your favorite actor on Y&tR?
No. He was never on the show and if he was he wasn't memorable at all.  You ever had a beautiful woman "Queen" you?
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Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2020, 10:12:22 PM
No. He was never on the show and if he was he wasn't memorable at all.  You ever had a beautiful woman "Queen" you?

I’ve never watched it but evidently he played a character named Jed Andrews.
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Post by: KSM on April 18, 2020, 10:13:18 PM
I’ve never watched it but evidently he played a character named Jed Andrews.
HOLY CRAP - you're right!!!   He was great on Boston Legal. 
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Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2020, 10:16:05 PM
HOLY CRAP - you're right!!!   He was great on Boston Legal.

I was watching Quigley Down Under tonight and googled to see which other shows he had been on.

Reminder: I am always right. Sometimes misunderstood, but always right.
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Post by: KSM on April 18, 2020, 10:21:47 PM
I was watching Quigley Down Under tonight and googled to see which other shows he had been on.

Reminder: I am always right. Sometimes misunderstood, but always right.
You're right 9.3 times of 10.  But there's only a 78% chance of that.  Pretty good, still.  puts you at 8.2 of 10 consistently.
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Post by: Sofia on April 19, 2020, 12:42:12 AM
I was watching Quigley Down Under tonight and googled to see which other shows he had been on.

Reminder: I am always right. Sometimes misunderstood, but always right.
One time I was right and you not so much.  But only once.  Something about grammar or vocabulary.
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Post by: KSM on April 19, 2020, 10:58:50 AM
One time I was right and you not so much.  But only once.  Something about grammar or vocabulary.
Gravity sometimes forgets to start a sentence with a Capitol letter. I've wanted to say that for some time now. Lookin' at you @GravitySucks
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Post by: KSM on April 19, 2020, 11:00:03 AM
@sean92008   Hey FartBox can we hear some of your wonderful music? The single coil shit you speak of.

...silence..   Shhhhhhh
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Post by: sean92008 on April 21, 2020, 07:47:23 AM
...silence..   Shhhhhhh
Eh, brain fart. Silent but deadly!

Did I say I was a Stratboi? I can't stand Mark Knoffler (yet, I do love David Gilmour).

I loved Hamers. Had the odd Gibson, the odd Epiphone.  I didn't like a loaner PRS I had...  Too snappy. Yes, I may have loved some Asian Teles but they had semi-baseball bat round necks.

When allowed to produce, everything is in a bed of humbucker jizz - you can't escape the wet spots!
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Post by: ShayP on April 21, 2020, 08:07:57 AM
Gravity sometimes forgets to start a sentence with a Capitol letter. I've wanted to say that for some time now. Lookin' at you @GravitySucks

I knew there was something 'off' about that guy.
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Post by: KSM on April 22, 2020, 12:10:08 PM

Did I say I was a Stratboi? I can't stand Mark Knoffler (yet, I do love David Gilmour).

Gilmour is great! Better than great!

..Now! Explain your hostility for Knoffler!?! I legitimately want to beat you up now. @sean92008
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Post by: sean92008 on April 22, 2020, 02:43:49 PM
Gilmour is great! Better than great!

..Now! Explain your hostility for Knoffler!?! I legitimately want to beat you up now. @sean92008

I dunno, I just get a depressing vibe from Dire Straights/Notting Hillbillies stuff. His Princess Bride track didn't help.  I liked the drummer, Terry, good great guy. 

It's not the same depressing vibe I got from Allan Holdsworth (RIP) either. Holdsworth just made me feel like I should take up knitting.  The guy was a monster player.  I did feel bad for AH in his latter years although his choice of a hot Asian chick porn model prostitute manager made it abundantly clear he didn't know how to manage money... or didn't care. 

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Post by: KSM on April 22, 2020, 07:51:35 PM
I dunno, I just get a depressing vibe from Dire Straights/Notting Hillbillies stuff. His Princess Bride track didn't help.  I liked the drummer, Terry, good great guy. 

It's not the same depressing vibe I got from Allan Holdsworth (RIP) either. Holdsworth just made me feel like I should take up knitting.  The guy was a monster player.  I did feel bad for AH in his latter years although his choice of a hot Asian chick porn model prostitute manager made it abundantly clear he didn't know how to manage money... or didn't care.
Ok, unfortunately there is not a lot for me to argue about there. I love knoffler's playing and I can never get enough of Sultans even though it's overplayed on "Classic Rock" stations.

Is it possible that the thing about Dire Straits that gets you down is Mark's voice? it is a little..  lifeless to be kind. Not a lot going on there.
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Post by: sean92008 on April 22, 2020, 08:03:12 PM
Ok, unfortunately there is not a lot for me to argue about there. I love knoffler's playing and I can never get enough of Sultans even though it's overplayed on "Classic Rock" stations.

Is it possible that the thing about Dire Straits that gets you down is Mark's voice? it is a little..  lifeless to be kind. Not a lot going on there.

It's like a machine wrote it to me.  Lounge jazz, not the cool jam-type stuff.

His voice isn't horrible just not excited about the subject.
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Post by: sean92008 on April 22, 2020, 08:49:09 PM
BTW, I'm not down on riffy guitarists.  Though Holdsworth would give me headaches, Chet Atkins and Roy Clark were easy on my brain.

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Post by: GravitySucks on May 05, 2020, 09:48:59 PM
@KSM32 am I doing it right?

https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1257762768532504579
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Post by: Bart Ell on May 06, 2020, 05:00:12 AM
@KSM32 am I doing it right?

https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1257762768532504579

I have seen that technique before.

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Post by: KSM on May 06, 2020, 12:38:52 PM
@KSM32 am I doing it right?

https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1257762768532504579
The medicine ball guy would be one annoying asshole to be around. Those guys are in every gym that's why my gym is at home. Only one goofball permitted - me!  The heavy bag guy saves it all with the humping. What I can't figure out is the chick annoyed at the ball guy or the bag guy? And then she gets clipped!
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Post by: Chimp Covfefe on May 08, 2020, 08:11:14 AM
Hi @FISH I think Saturday would be a good day for you to have pasta. Sunday is a very bad day for pasta. That is all.
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Post by: JUAN on May 08, 2020, 01:19:22 PM
@KSM32 Do you allow children in your neighborhood the joy of buying ice cream from a truck vendor?
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Post by: FISH on May 08, 2020, 02:28:14 PM
Hi @FISH I think Saturday would be a good day for you to have pasta. Sunday is a very bad day for pasta. That is all.

Thank you dear @Chimp Covfefe for looking out for me.
I WILL SLAP MY SELF Semin SILLY IF I EAT PASTA ON A SUNDAY.

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Post by: KSM on May 08, 2020, 02:42:35 PM
@KSM32 Do you allow children in your neighborhood the joy of buying ice cream from a truck vendor?
@juan

Absolutely sir. I love it! Makes me smile to see them all run out of their houses and get run over by a truck because their parents didn't care enough to teach them basic common sense things like LOOK BOTH ways before crossing!

KIDDING! 

I really do like the sights and sounds of all the happy kids. Although that ice cream truck song drives me up every single wall in the house. We're out on the edge of town on most weekends so the trucks don't make their way that far out but at the city place, yes, I "allow" it.  :) Thank you for recognizing my authority on this matter.
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Post by: KSM on May 25, 2020, 04:57:24 PM
@Spookcat @anniem

Pictured is an Airbnb inquiry from someone expressing some concern about Vera. Can you believe the audacity of this chick?

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Post by: Spookcat on May 25, 2020, 07:38:25 PM
@Spookcat @anniem

Pictured is an Airbnb inquiry from someone expressing some concern about Vera. Can you believe the audacity of this chick?

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@KSM32  As someone who has teeth scars from a large dog bite, I can understand. However, this person obviously just lives under a rock and just doesn't know about the great Vera. Or else your complaints about her lawn habits have preceded her good looks and reputation. 
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Post by: anniem on May 25, 2020, 07:43:34 PM
@Spookcat @anniem

Pictured is an Airbnb inquiry from someone expressing some concern about Vera. Can you believe the audacity of this chick?

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Aw, it makes me think of a dear friend of mine who is terrified of dogs. Then she and her husband stayed with friends who had a very sweet darling dog, not a small dog either and she really enjoyed the experience. I was really glad because dogs are wonderful and it is really sad when a person is scared like that. That lady will be SO lucky to meet the lovely Vera.
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Post by: anniem on May 25, 2020, 07:44:17 PM
YOU CAN DO IT KSM32 I KNOW YOU CAN! TURN THE NODOG TO A DOG LOVER!
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Post by: Ghost BEP on May 25, 2020, 07:46:30 PM
Thank you dear @Chimp Covfefe for looking out for me.
I WILL SLAP MY SELF Semin SILLY IF I EAT PASTA ON A SUNDAY.

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Despite what the dancing monkey has to say, Sunday gravy and pasta is an excellent choice. Fried chicken and or fish with mashed potatoes and #DeliciousGeavy, don’t forget the biscuits, is even better!
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Post by: Ghost BEP on May 25, 2020, 08:42:05 PM
This guy’s asking questions @KSM32. Don’t let this punk dismantle you’re Rockstar status
!
https://twitter.com/bartellproducer/status/1265125239739936770 (https://twitter.com/bartellproducer/status/1265125239739936770)
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Post by: KSM on May 25, 2020, 08:50:21 PM
This guy’s asking questions @KSM32. Don’t let this punk dismantle you’re Rockstar status
!
https://twitter.com/bartellproducer/status/1265125239739936770 (https://twitter.com/bartellproducer/status/1265125239739936770)
@Ghost BEP

My problem with Dahmer was that he started with small helpless animals rather than allowing his sickness to simmer within until rype slaughtering age.  And although it may be the norm to start out like he did torturing and killing small helpless animals like a coward, it is NOT the rule! I feel much better about the way I do things.
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Post by: Ghost BEP on May 26, 2020, 04:36:24 PM
@Ghost BEP

My problem with Dahmer was that he started with small helpless animals rather than allowing his sickness to simmer within until rype slaughtering age.  And although it may be the norm to start out like he did torturing and killing small helpless animals like a coward, it is NOT the rule! I feel much better about the way I do things.

I will give you this, I thought the meat grinder was an excellent idea.
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Post by: KSM on May 26, 2020, 06:23:41 PM
I will give you this, I thought the meat grinder was an excellent idea.
Don't cut yourself short. You give me so much more than meat grinder kudos. You give me sick love. And that @Ghost BEP is worth its weight in earwax.

We're Bro's  :)
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Post by: JayGab on May 26, 2020, 11:22:13 PM
I will give you this, I thought the meat grinder was an excellent idea.
WHAT THE FAWK? Why don't you just hug the fkn guy! Ya know, like on yer knees! @Ghost BEP



We're Bro's  :)
Yeah, BUM bro's ::) @KSM32


BEP and kSEmmet in a big bowl o' anus soup!
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Post by: Ghost BEP on May 27, 2020, 07:47:24 PM
Don't cut yourself short. You give me so much more than meat grinder kudos. You give me sick love. And that @Ghost BEP is worth its weight in earwax.

We're Bro's  :)

I give credit where credit is do. Just like I give away cat lady points.
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Post by: Ghost BEP on May 27, 2020, 07:52:47 PM
WHAT THE FAWK? Why don't you just hug the fkn guy! Ya know, like on yer knees! @Ghost BEP
Yeah, BUM bro's ::) @KSM32


BEP and kSEmmet in a big bowl o' anus soup!

You and I both know I like fried chicken. Unlike my pal @KSM32, the little BBC on the knees thing is all on him. Which brings me to my next point. What’s your hang up with the truck stop chicken leg glory hole soup? I’m just throwing shit out to see what sticks. You seem to like to sniff it and take the bait.

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Post by: KSM on May 27, 2020, 08:35:27 PM
You and I both know I like fried chicken.

He's gonna play the race card.
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Post by: paladin1991 on June 03, 2020, 01:02:40 AM
@KSM32  As someone who has teeth scars from a large dog bite, I can understand. However, this person obviously just lives under a rock and just doesn't know about the great Vera. Or else your complaints about her lawn habits have preceded her good looks and reputation.
I thought Vera was the wife.  What's the wife's name?
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Post by: KSM on June 03, 2020, 06:59:51 AM
I thought Vera was the wife.  What's the wife's name?
LOL fuck are you ever a moron.  Comical
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Post by: KSM on June 03, 2020, 02:26:48 PM
@GravitySucks

I use to really like ham dinners at holidays, they were always something to look forward to but now I prefer turkey dinners ??? I can't say why ham has lost its luster Buster but I can't seem to get it back coz it took so long to make it and I don't think that I can fake it and I'll find the recipe again!

SOMEONE LEFT THAT HAM OUT IN THE RAIN. SOMEONES IN THE KITCHEN WITH DYNA. FUCK! THAT!

Do you still like ham, GS?
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Post by: JUAN on June 03, 2020, 02:37:11 PM
Fried chicken

http://grouchyoldcripple.com/2020/06/fried-chicken/
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Post by: GravitySucks on June 03, 2020, 02:54:42 PM
@GravitySucks

I use to really like ham dinners at holidays, they were always something to look forward to but now I prefer turkey dinners ??? I can't say why ham has lost its luster Buster but I can't seem to get it back coz it took so long to make it and I don't think that I can fake it and I'll find the recipe again!

SOMEONE LEFT THAT HAM OUT IN THE RAIN. SOMEONES IN THE KITCHEN WITH DYNA. FUCK! THAT!

Do you still like ham, GS?

Ham I am. Red Ham, Blue Ham. One Ham. Two Ham. 

I love the smell of Ham in the morning. It smells like VICTORY! 

Just recently been dabbling with Ham gravy. Jury is still out on that.

I just made a BIG pot of 16 different kinds of beans with lentils. But ALAS!  No ham in the pantry. I had to use sausage, bacon and smoked pork shoulder. 

Lots of hot stuff, Cajun seasonings, cilantro, onions, celery, and an Oxford comma, or two.  Good stuff Maynard.
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Post by: anniem on June 03, 2020, 03:06:14 PM
Fried chicken

http://grouchyoldcripple.com/2020/06/fried-chicken/

That's great
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Post by: PB on June 03, 2020, 03:22:58 PM
Ham I am. Red Ham, Blue Ham. One Ham. Two Ham. 

I love the smell of Ham in the morning. It smells like VICTORY! 

Just recently been dabbling with Ham gravy. Jury is still out on that.

I just made a BIG pot of 16 different kinds of beans with lentils. But ALAS!  No ham in the pantry. I had to use sausage, bacon and smoked pork shoulder. 

Lots of hot stuff, Cajun seasonings, cilantro, onions, celery, and an Oxford comma, or two.  Good stuff Maynard.

Still doing Thai?
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Post by: GravitySucks on June 03, 2020, 04:06:33 PM
Still doing Thai?

I am.  This week was a large pot of Khoa Tom Pla and a large pot of green curry with eggplant, 4 different kinds of mushrooms, bamboo shoots and beef.   If I can get to the asian market tomorrow or Friday I will get some more mushrooms, tomatoes and shrimp to make a batch of Tom Tum Goong.  But I really love Khao Tom Pla.  I can eat the leftovers cold. I probably prefer it cold these days.  My recipe has expanded on the traditional.  Traditional is a bit bland so I put in lots of ginger, celery and use lots of fresh salmon. My next batch might be shrimp.  I tried making it with ground pork once but didn’t like it as much as the salmon. My GF keeps trying to get me to make Pad Thai.  I have most of the stuff to make that but it’s way down my list of favorite dishes these days.  My next curry will probably be Panang but I’ve been meaning to try a yellow curry and a Masaman curry.  I’m not too enthusiastic about potatoes though.  I’ve been using a lot of eggplant in my curries.  I’ve used the regular stuff, two different kinds of the golf ball size and even some of the pea sized ones.  They all taste good too me.  I’ve been adding in a bunch of sliced oyster mushrooms too.  I like the texture when mixed with the eggplant and the protein (beef or pork).

I usually don’t like beef in curry when I eat out because it is usually too chewy.  My asian market sells these small bulk  beef tenderloins for only $6.99 per pound.  I cut out a few steaks for the grill and then cube up the rest for curry. 

The pork I use is pork tenderloin as well.  I have learned to cook both meats so they they still have flavor yet are still tender.  I brown them in coconut oil and then cook in the curry on low heat.  My Panang, Red and Green curry dishes are as good as any I have had in restaurants. My presentation is lacking but they sure taste good. 
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Post by: anniem on June 03, 2020, 06:04:38 PM
I am.  This week was a large pot of Khoa Tom Pla and a large pot of green curry with eggplant, 4 different kinds of mushrooms, bamboo shoots and beef.   If I can get to the asian market tomorrow or Friday I will get some more mushrooms, tomatoes and shrimp to make a batch of Tom Tum Goong.  But I really love Khao Tom Pla.  I can eat the leftovers cold. I probably prefer it cold these days.  My recipe has expanded on the traditional.  Traditional is a bit bland so I put in lots of ginger, celery and use lots of fresh salmon. My next batch might be shrimp.  I tried making it with ground pork once but didn’t like it as much as the salmon. My GF keeps trying to get me to make Pad Thai.  I have most of the stuff to make that but it’s way down my list of favorite dishes these days.  My next curry will probably be Panang but I’ve been meaning to try a yellow curry and a Masaman curry.  I’m not too enthusiastic about potatoes though.  I’ve been using a lot of eggplant in my curries.  I’ve used the regular stuff, two different kinds of the golf ball size and even some of the pea sized ones.  They all taste good too me.  I’ve been adding in a bunch of sliced oyster mushrooms too.  I like the texture when mixed with the eggplant and the protein (beef or pork).

I usually don’t like beef in curry when I eat out because it is usually too chewy.  My asian market sells these small bulk  beef tenderloins for only $6.99 per pound.  I cut out a few steaks for the grill and then cube up the rest for curry. 

The pork I use is pork tenderloin as well.  I have learned to cook both meats so they they still have flavor yet are still tender.  I brown them in coconut oil and then cook in the curry on low heat.  My Panang, Red and Green curry dishes are as good as any I have had in restaurants. My presentation is lacking but they sure taste good.

I'm hungry.
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Post by: KSM on June 03, 2020, 06:16:48 PM
I'm hungry.
Want some ham?

I am.  This week was a large pot of Khoa Tom Pla and a large pot of green curry with eggplant, 4 different kinds of mushrooms, bamboo shoots and beef.   If I can get to the asian market tomorrow or Friday I will get some more mushrooms, tomatoes and shrimp to make a batch of Tom Tum Goong.  But I really love Khao Tom Pla.  I can eat the leftovers cold. I probably prefer it cold these days.  My recipe has expanded on the traditional.  Traditional is a bit bland so I put in lots of ginger, celery and use lots of fresh salmon. My next batch might be shrimp.  I tried making it with ground pork once but didn’t like it as much as the salmon. My GF keeps trying to get me to make Pad Thai.  I have most of the stuff to make that but it’s way down my list of favorite dishes these days.  My next curry will probably be Panang but I’ve been meaning to try a yellow curry and a Masaman curry.  I’m not too enthusiastic about potatoes though.  I’ve been using a lot of eggplant in my curries.  I’ve used the regular stuff, two different kinds of the golf ball size and even some of the pea sized ones.  They all taste good too me.  I’ve been adding in a bunch of sliced oyster mushrooms too.  I like the texture when mixed with the eggplant and the protein (beef or pork).

I usually don’t like beef in curry when I eat out because it is usually too chewy.  My asian market sells these small bulk  beef tenderloins for only $6.99 per pound.  I cut out a few steaks for the grill and then cube up the rest for curry. 

The pork I use is pork tenderloin as well.  I have learned to cook both meats so they they still have flavor yet are still tender.  I brown them in coconut oil and then cook in the curry on low heat.  My Panang, Red and Green curry dishes are as good as any I have had in restaurants. My presentation is lacking but they sure taste good. 

i LOVE THAT!
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Post by: GravitySucks on June 03, 2020, 09:59:10 PM
@KSM32

Have you ever licked a toad?

https://twitter.com/wardiejerusalem/status/1268316960099573762
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Post by: KSM on June 03, 2020, 10:01:24 PM
@KSM32

Have you ever licked a toad?

https://twitter.com/wardiejerusalem/status/1268316960099573762

Ugh  why do I come to mind for such a horrendous thing? NO. I have not!

Dude I gots feelings! Fuckin hurt ones now!  sheeshush!

@GravitySucks Ya know.. I could've turned that into a pussy licking thang.. But that's more for a simpleton like @paladin1991 ..right up his alley!  ;)
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Post by: PB on June 04, 2020, 09:29:03 AM
I am.  This week was a large pot of Khoa Tom Pla and a large pot of green curry with eggplant, 4 different kinds of mushrooms, bamboo shoots and beef.   If I can get to the asian market tomorrow or Friday I will get some more mushrooms, tomatoes and shrimp to make a batch of Tom Tum Goong.  But I really love Khao Tom Pla.  I can eat the leftovers cold. I probably prefer it cold these days.  My recipe has expanded on the traditional.  Traditional is a bit bland so I put in lots of ginger, celery and use lots of fresh salmon. My next batch might be shrimp.  I tried making it with ground pork once but didn’t like it as much as the salmon. My GF keeps trying to get me to make Pad Thai.  I have most of the stuff to make that but it’s way down my list of favorite dishes these days.  My next curry will probably be Panang but I’ve been meaning to try a yellow curry and a Masaman curry.  I’m not too enthusiastic about potatoes though.  I’ve been using a lot of eggplant in my curries.  I’ve used the regular stuff, two different kinds of the golf ball size and even some of the pea sized ones.  They all taste good too me.  I’ve been adding in a bunch of sliced oyster mushrooms too.  I like the texture when mixed with the eggplant and the protein (beef or pork).

I usually don’t like beef in curry when I eat out because it is usually too chewy.  My asian market sells these small bulk  beef tenderloins for only $6.99 per pound.  I cut out a few steaks for the grill and then cube up the rest for curry. 

The pork I use is pork tenderloin as well.  I have learned to cook both meats so they they still have flavor yet are still tender.  I brown them in coconut oil and then cook in the curry on low heat.  My Panang, Red and Green curry dishes are as good as any I have had in restaurants. My presentation is lacking but they sure taste good.

That all sounds really good, you've taken it to the next level!
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Post by: PB on June 04, 2020, 09:31:13 AM
@KSM32

Have you ever licked a toad?

https://twitter.com/wardiejerusalem/status/1268316960099573762

''Spanish porn star''..

Are there any porn actors who aren't stars?
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Post by: GravitySucks on June 04, 2020, 11:27:52 AM
That all sounds really good, you've taken it to the next level!

They began selling frozen durian but I refuse to pay their prices.

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Post by: Bart Ell on June 04, 2020, 11:29:44 AM
They began selling frozen durian but I refuse to pay their prices.

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I could fart in a bag and sell you that for a buck.
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 04, 2020, 11:38:31 AM
Gravity bitching about high food prices!  He should move to Canada, right @KSM32 ?   Laying out $21CAD for a sack of flour.  That'll fix him.


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Post by: KSM on June 04, 2020, 12:13:55 PM
Gravity bitching about high food prices!  He should move to Canada, right @KSM32 ?   Laying out $21CAD for a sack of flour.  That'll fix him.


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@Walks_At_Night LOL ya big loon ;D

Got my wife (who does all the grocery shopping) to look up high food prices up her. She found the exact pictures you posted awhile back of the Tostitos as well the bacon and a few other things. YES those were real prices of real food. IN INUVIT, WHERE THE ESKIMOS LIVE! Food prices are that high all year round coz they up near Santa.

I read your latest installment of Red Heat and it depressed the 'ell outta me. Thanks! Chin up!
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 04, 2020, 12:41:56 PM
@Walks_At_Night LOL ya big loon ;D

Got my wife (who does all the grocery shopping) to look up high food prices up her. She found the exact pictures you posted awhile back of the Tostitos as well the bacon and a few other things. YES those were real prices of real food. IN INUVIT, WHERE THE ESKIMOS LIVE! Food prices are that high all year round coz they up near Santa.

I read your latest installment of Red Heat and it depressed the 'ell outta me. Thanks! Chin up!

Arctic Circle Canada is still Canada, right?   8)   I'll be all right - just gotta hang in there a couple of more weeks.


Oh.  Here is a $35CAD jug of delicious Sunny D

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Post by: PB on June 04, 2020, 01:39:27 PM
Arctic Circle Canada is still Canada, right?   8)   I'll be all right - just gotta hang in there a couple of more weeks.


Oh.  Here is a $35CAD jug of delicious Sunny D

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I wonder how much Sunny D is a Disneyworld, or any football stadium?
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Post by: KSM on June 04, 2020, 02:03:21 PM
Arctic Circle Canada is still Canada, right?   8)   I'll be all right - just gotta hang in there a couple of more weeks.


Oh.  Here is a $35CAD jug of delicious Sunny D

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Same picture you posted six weeks ago. Again, that juice is on a shelf in the NW Territories where the trucks don't go. I hope the Eskies have dental plans if they actually ingest that garbage. You need some new material, Birdman.

But I was curious. I expected higher prices than this though..

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Post by: Bart Ell on June 04, 2020, 02:09:13 PM
Arctic Circle Canada is still Canada, right?   

Guam is still America, right @Walks_At_Night ?

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Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 04, 2020, 03:34:09 PM
Guam is still America, right @Walks_At_Night ?


It is indeed! Unlike some of the other US territories, there are no blood line restrictions on buying land.
You should look into it getting an estate there Bart.  Expand your empire into the Pacific!

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Post by: Bart Ell on June 04, 2020, 04:00:16 PM
It is indeed! Unlike some of the other US territories, there are no blood line restrictions on buying land.
You should look into it getting an estate there Bart.  Expand your empire into the Pacific!

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Have you seen the price of raspberries there?
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 04, 2020, 04:41:34 PM
Have you seen the price of raspberries there?

A man of your means coupled with all those Loonies you save by crossing the bridge and poaching some cheap chicken.  Shouldn't be a concern.
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Post by: Bart Ell on June 04, 2020, 05:03:13 PM
A man of your means coupled with all those Loonies you save by crossing the bridge and poaching some cheap chicken.  Shouldn't be a concern.

1. It's matter of principle, sir.
2. The border has been closed for months, I AM PAYING FULL PRICE FOR CHICKEN!

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Post by: anniem on June 04, 2020, 05:22:19 PM
1. It's matter of principle, sir.
2. The border has been closed for months, I AM PAYING FULL PRICE FOR CHICKEN!

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Wait. They won't let you over the border!?!
I DID NOT APPROVE THAT LIMITATION! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ANYMORE!?!?!?

(outrage, maybe fake and maybe not)
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 04, 2020, 05:24:00 PM
1. It's matter of principle, sir.
2. The border has been closed for months, I AM PAYING FULL PRICE FOR CHICKEN!
If you make kissy face with Brig she can throw some frozen birds into the Niagara for you. Over the falls they go and Boom!   Scoop it up at the whirlpool bridge and you are set.
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Post by: GravitySucks on June 24, 2020, 10:14:04 AM
@Chimp Covfefe @Chimp_Covfefe

Friends of yours?

https://news.yahoo.com/macaque-attack-humans-try-back-thai-city-monkeys-024558179.html
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Post by: Chimp Covfefe on June 24, 2020, 10:16:15 AM
@Chimp Covfefe @Chimp_Covfefe

Friends of yours?

https://news.yahoo.com/macaque-attack-humans-try-back-thai-city-monkeys-024558179.html

Brace for more of this, suckers.
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Post by: sean92008 on June 24, 2020, 10:50:26 AM
Guam is still America, right @Walks_At_Night ?

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I know those labels, that's an on-base commissary!  How they do it in the main 48 is that day charge cost plus two different percentages.  The store makes something like 10% and the government makes 5%.  I'm sure those numbers are off by a little that's how they keep prices under control supposedly.

With friends living on Guam, I am amazed at how they maintain the quality of life they do.  Of course, much of it is subsidized by the US government...  Especially building supplies and electrical generation... food too.
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Post by: GravitySucks on June 26, 2020, 09:31:58 PM
@KSM32

Is this you?

https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1276659207362809856
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Post by: KSM on June 26, 2020, 09:41:38 PM
@KSM32

Is this you?

Sure.

Now go answer my question please
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Post by: paladin1991 on June 27, 2020, 09:40:58 PM
Sure.

Now go answer my question please
Is JayGab Eric? 
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Post by: paladin1991 on June 27, 2020, 09:56:08 PM


"LOL

JayGab is black Eric. I'm angry with fat white Eric but if a rock should go astray and hit black Eric too? Well Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care!"

You're making this shit up.  JayGab can't be named Eric.  That's a white boy name.  Are you sure it isn't Denezel, LeRoy X or Herschel?  BTW JayGab is my favorite negro on this forum.  He's a good one.
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Post by: KSM on July 01, 2020, 07:31:52 AM

"LOL

JayGab is black Eric. I'm angry with fat white Eric but if a rock should go astray and hit black Eric too? Well Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care!"

You're making this shit up.  JayGab can't be named Eric.  That's a white boy name.  Are you sure it isn't Denezel, LeRoy X or Herschel?  BTW JayGab is my favorite negro on this forum.  He's a good one.
I'll tell him you you 're sweet on em
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 01, 2020, 09:51:51 AM
Happy Canada Day to all you Tasty Canadians. Like @Bart Ell and @KSM32

I know right now it must seem like you are living in the attic of a crack house but things aren’t quite as crazy as the news portrays. 

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Post by: PB on July 01, 2020, 09:54:25 AM
Happy Canada Day to all you Tasty Canadians. Like @Bart Ell and @KSM32

I know right now it must seem like you are living in the attic of a crack house but things aren’t quite as crazy as the news portrays.

We're not opening the border are we?
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 01, 2020, 10:12:10 AM
We're not opening the border are we?

We need to petition our neighbors to the north to grant political asylum to Antifa and all others that are searching for their socialist utopia.  Accept that isn’t really what they are searching for.  Anarchists will never be satisfied. 
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Post by: JUAN on July 01, 2020, 10:17:06 AM
The new trade agreement takes effect today, so maybe Canada can take some of the extra Mexicans, too.

And the NHL is going to play only in Canada.

Happy Canada day.
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Post by: KSM on July 01, 2020, 10:35:07 AM
Happy Canada Day to all you Tasty Canadians. Like @Bart Ell and @KSM32

I know right now it must seem like you are living in the attic of a crack house but things aren’t quite as crazy as the news portrays.
yeah thanks

And what else is new..

We need to petition our neighbors to the north to grant political asylum to Antifa and all others that are searching for their socialist utopia.  Accept that isn’t really what they are searching for.  Anarchists will never be satisfied. 

Fuck no. You keep 'em. You've enough to go around that's for sure.

We're not opening the border are we?
Check that. Castro's love child has NO plans to open our border (Only thing I've ever agreed with her on)  You folks are sick. And getting sicker.   :o

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Post by: PB on July 01, 2020, 10:36:41 AM
... And the NHL is going to play only in Canada...

Really?  That's hilarious.  And it's one way to get the Cup back.
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Post by: KSM on July 01, 2020, 10:40:42 AM
Really?  That's hilarious.  And it's one way to get the Cup back.
Only way to get Canadian players back up here too ;D
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 01, 2020, 11:01:15 AM
yeah thanks

And what else is new..

Fuck no. You keep 'em. You've enough to go around that's for sure.
Check that. Castro's love child has NO plans to open our border (Only thing I've ever agreed with her on)  You folks are sick. And getting sicker.   :o

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Post by: Bart Ell on July 01, 2020, 11:18:44 AM
Happy Canada Day to all you Tasty Canadians. Like @Bart Ell and @KSM32

I know right now it must seem like you are living in the attic of a crack house but things aren’t quite as crazy as the news portrays.

When do you celebrate New Italy Day?
Is it still July 4th?
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 01, 2020, 12:13:59 PM
When do you celebrate New Italy Day?
Is it still July 4th?

Presumably so.  Lots of pizza and ziti this year.  If the Mexican dishwashers don’t get Covid. 
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Post by: Bart Ell on July 01, 2020, 01:16:25 PM
Presumably so.  Lots of pizza and ziti this year.  If the Mexican dishwashers don’t get Covid.

Someone has to work while the rest of you dummies find a way to politicize oxygen intake.

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Post by: GravitySucks on July 01, 2020, 01:17:54 PM
Someone has to work while the rest of you dummies find a way to politicize oxygen intake.

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Post by: paladin1991 on July 01, 2020, 10:11:07 PM
I'll tell him you you 're sweet on em
You know as well as I do, Once you've been into the Black Crack, you doan nebba go back.
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Post by: KSM on July 02, 2020, 09:08:25 PM
You know as well as I do, Once you've been into the Black Crack, you doan nebba go back.
True. Had three. That's 3. And Yes. No. I never went Back. I Never Went Back To Black Crack.   That's a Dr. Seuss right there ;)
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Post by: paladin1991 on July 02, 2020, 09:11:21 PM
True. Had three. That's 3. And Yes. No. I never went Back. I Never Went Back To Black Crack.   That's a Dr. Seuss right there ;)

As long as it aint no Dickdr.
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Post by: PB on July 02, 2020, 10:06:40 PM
True. Had three. That's 3. And Yes. No. I never went Back. I Never Went Back To Black Crack.   That's a Dr. Seuss right there ;)

A person's a person, no matter how small.
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Post by: KSM on July 02, 2020, 10:31:25 PM
As long as it aint no Dickdr.
..Admittingly, I don't know where to go with that   :-\  i know that you and he have a thing that's not of me but I tell you if we, us three, with glee met Lee you and he would be all cudly-eee.  yes.

A person's a person, no matter how small.

..WhatchewTalkinBoutWillis!!
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Post by: KSM on July 28, 2020, 10:04:09 AM
@ShayP

You have an "appointment" downtown tomorrow at 3:30.

- Probation Officer.    ?
- Seeing a doctor about an itchy undercarriage.    ?
- A legal matter. You are suing your ex-landlord.    ?
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Post by: ShayP on July 28, 2020, 03:03:34 PM
@ShayP

You have an "appointment" downtown tomorrow at 3:30.

- Probation Officer.    ?
- Seeing a doctor about an itchy undercarriage.    ?
- A legal matter. You are suing your ex-landlord.    ?

@KSM32  LOL!  No, none of those.  It was today.  That's why I couldn't catch any of the Pens/Flyers game.  Anyway, I had to go to the Vital Records department in the Chamber of Commerce building downtown to get a birth certificate.  It took a month to get an appointment due to the virus and was a pain in the ass getting there.  Come to Pittsburgh and I'll give you a tour of how fucking stupid the roads and traffic are.  I'm pretty sure the same construction has been going on since I was a little kid.  I'll be 50 in a few months.
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Post by: KSM on July 28, 2020, 09:22:11 PM
@KSM32  LOL!  No, none of those.  It was today.  That's why I couldn't catch any of the Pens/Flyers game.  Anyway, I had to go to the Vital Records department in the Chamber of Commerce building downtown to get a birth certificate.  It took a month to get an appointment due to the virus and was a pain in the ass getting there.  Come to Pittsburgh and I'll give you a tour of how fucking stupid the roads and traffic are.  I'm pretty sure the same construction has been going on since I was a little kid.  I'll be 50 in a few months.
@ShayP

Are you telling me that the city is horribly laid out? Perhaps the original city planner did his work thinking that it would remain a small place but he eventually died in a crash and as the town grew things got out of hand and his brilliant work was all in vein.  I have said it before that I have always been drawn to your city since the age of four. BTW Several lives ago I was a city planner.  8) ;) ???
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Post by: ShayP on July 29, 2020, 05:36:23 AM
@ShayP

Are you telling me that the city is horribly laid out? Perhaps the original city planner did his work thinking that it would remain a small place but he eventually died in a crash and as the town grew things got out of hand and his brilliant work was all in vein.  I have said it before that I have always been drawn to your city since the age of four. BTW Several lives ago I was a city planner.  8) ;) ???

Yes. @KSM32  The endless construction makes things much worse.  It seems that any new road or highway extension they create is never a remedy.  It also doesn't help that our beloved mayor seems more concerned with adding more bike lanes than having ample parking.  I could go on and on...

So you were a city planner?  Interesting.  Oh I do know you're drawn to the 'Burgh.  I do not recall what did it for you though.  Sports related at first, right?
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Post by: JUAN on July 29, 2020, 05:51:09 AM
This story is told about Atlanta.  There was once a restaurant in Underground Atlanta called The Olde Spaghetti Mill.  It was close to state government offices, and one day State Highway Department officials were eating lunch there.  A waitress tripped and spilled spaghetti all over the table. The head of the Highway Department jumped up, pointed, and shouted “That’s it.”
They gathered up the tablecloth with the spilled spaghetti, and that became the design of the Interstate and expressway system For the metro area.
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Post by: KSM on July 29, 2020, 10:00:29 AM
Yes. @KSM32  The endless construction makes things much worse.  It seems that any new road or highway extension they create is never a remedy.  It also doesn't help that our beloved mayor seems more concerned with adding more bike lanes than having ample parking.  I could go on and on...

So you were a city planner?  Interesting.  Oh I do know you're drawn to the 'Burgh.  I do not recall what did it for you though.  Sports related at first, right?
No I was never a city planner. Yes, I have always had a sort of affinity for your city. Sports related amongst other things.  I am sorry the lowly flyers beat them last night ::)

This story is told about Atlanta.  There was once a restaurant in Underground Atlanta called The Olde Spaghetti Mill.  It was close to state government offices, and one day State Highway Department officials were eating lunch there.  A waitress tripped and spilled spaghetti all over the table. The head of the Highway Department jumped up, pointed, and shouted “That’s it.”
They gathered up the tablecloth with the spilled spaghetti, and that became the design of the Interstate and expressway system For the metro area.
@juan  I want to believe you.
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Post by: ShayP on July 29, 2020, 11:13:46 AM
No I was never a city planner. Yes, I have always had a sort of affinity for your city. Sports related amongst other things.  I am sorry the lowly flyers beat them last night ::)
@juan  I want to believe you.

Playing with my emotions. ::)  ;D
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Post by: ShayP on July 29, 2020, 11:17:15 AM
This story is told about Atlanta.  There was once a restaurant in Underground Atlanta called The Olde Spaghetti Mill.  It was close to state government offices, and one day State Highway Department officials were eating lunch there.  A waitress tripped and spilled spaghetti all over the table. The head of the Highway Department jumped up, pointed, and shouted “That’s it.”
They gathered up the tablecloth with the spilled spaghetti, and that became the design of the Interstate and expressway system For the metro area.

I've been to Atlanta twice and I can say I did not enjoy the traffic.  Not that anyone does, but...wow, aside from the beltway up near D.C that was the worst.
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 29, 2020, 01:48:52 PM
I've been to Atlanta twice and I can say I did not enjoy the traffic.  Not that anyone does, but...wow, aside from the beltway up near D.C that was the worst East of the Mississippi.

FIFY
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Post by: KSM on August 20, 2020, 10:17:11 AM
@Rikki Gins

I have always wanted to ask you, do you like - GIN?  And if so are you picky, not all Gins are created equal as you likely know.
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Post by: Rikki Gins on August 20, 2020, 02:01:04 PM
@Rikki Gins

I have always wanted to ask you, do you like - GIN?  And if so are you picky, not all Gins are created equal as you likely know.

Thanks for asking, @KSM32.  Gin is my favorite alcoholic beverage.  I used to pour in some grapefruit juice but I was put on statins so now it is orange juice.  I used to buy expensive bottles of Gin.  There is one called Crater Lake that is really good, but now that I'm a down and outer, (relatively speaking) the cheaper stuff will do.  Gordon's.  The water comes from up there in Canada. 
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Post by: KSM on August 28, 2020, 11:15:36 AM
@Walks_At_Night

In the What would Jesus do category:

With regards to the dog poop on your lawn problem:

Have you considered erecting a small and polite but blunt sign saying something to the effect of "Dear dog walkers, please pick up after your pets" or however you may want to word it..  yes?

It could work :)
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Post by: PB on August 28, 2020, 11:36:55 AM
@Walks_At_Night

In the What would Jesus do category:

With regards to the dog poop on your lawn problem:

Have you considered erecting a small and polite but blunt sign saying something to the effect of "Dear dog walkers, please pick up after your pets" or however you may want to word it..  yes?

It could work :)

I was out working in the front yard earlier this year.  A family came up the sidewalk, first a teenage kid with a dog on a leash, and following him were what must have been his mom pushing a stroller, and his dad.  I was sort of out of their sight trimming some trees.

The kid has his dog pee in my yard, then keeps going.

I walk out from where I'm standing and ask him if he's going to wipe it up.  Total deer in the headlights, lol.  Some unpleasantries were exchanged with the father, then sort of an ongoing exchange after he continued up the street after thinking better of stopping in my driveway.  I haven't seen them since.

Is this ok - taking the dog out to pee in the neighbor's yard?  I don't want them pooping in my yard and picking it up either.  I'm supposed to mow, trim, rake leaves in that?
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Post by: JUAN on August 28, 2020, 12:16:56 PM
Pee contains lots of nitrogen.
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Post by: KSM on August 28, 2020, 12:28:06 PM
I was out working in the front yard earlier this year.  A family came up the sidewalk, first a teenage kid with a dog on a leash, and following him were what must have been his mom pushing a stroller, and his dad.  I was sort of out of their sight trimming some trees.

The kid has his dog pee in my yard, then keeps going.

I walk out from where I'm standing and ask him if he's going to wipe it up.  Total deer in the headlights, lol.  Some unpleasantries were exchanged with the father, then sort of an ongoing exchange after he continued up the street after thinking better of stopping in my driveway.  I haven't seen them since.

Is this ok - taking the dog out to pee in the neighbor's yard?  I don't want them pooping in my yard and picking it up either.  I'm supposed to mow, trim, rake leaves in that?
That actually got me peeved just reading it. I'm glad you spoke up and to be honest would've loved to hear the dialogue between you and the dad. Glad you don't see them pass by your house anymore.

Pee contains lots of nitrogen.

Feemale dog urine is the worst for grass. Like bleach.  Vera is so smart, she knows her alloted pee spots at both places. Although last Sunday morning she pee'd on the deck as we were sitting at the table enjoying breakfast and coffee. She's never done that before and hopefully it was just a one time thing. I mean that's like something I'd do :P
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 28, 2020, 03:53:49 PM
@Walks_At_Night

In the What would Jesus do category:

With regards to the dog poop on your lawn problem:

Have you considered erecting a small and polite but blunt sign saying something to the effect of "Dear dog walkers, please pick up after your pets" or however you may want to word it..  yes?

It could work :)

It could and has worked partially.  I put up some of these rascals:
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It reduced the steamers but has not eliminated them.  I think the PaperBoy's method is best - just have to catch the bastard in the act.
I do appreciate your concern @KSM32 - it is an abominable situation for sure.



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Post by: KSM on August 28, 2020, 05:14:28 PM
It could and has worked partially.  I put up some of these rascals:
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It reduced the steamers but has not eliminated them.  I think the PaperBoy's method is best - just have to catch the bastard in the act.
I do appreciate your concern @KSM32 - it is an abominable situation for sure.

Agreed. PB's approach is best (same as mine but I can be a hothead   >:( :-\ )

It comes down to happenstance and catching the pooches anus (in this case the dogs owner) in the act.

Godspeed
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Post by: KSM on September 02, 2020, 09:46:12 AM
@Walks_At_Night

Quickly, revisiting the dog droppings on your lawn left by furry fecal thugs and their degenerate owners. Over the weekend a neighbor of mine a few doors down told me he not only having the same problem as you (I didn't bring you up) but also neighborhood cats are using his planters and garden box as litter boxes under the cloak of night. He is taking steps to address these problems directly but also said that he was willing to follow the shitheads who let their dog move his bowls home and dropping a deuce on their lawn! See how They like it!

Have you considered this method?
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 02, 2020, 08:29:22 PM
@Walks_At_Night

Quickly, revisiting the dog droppings on your lawn left by furry fecal thugs and their degenerate owners. Over the weekend a neighbor of mine a few doors down told me he not only having the same problem as you (I didn't bring you up) but also neighborhood cats are using his planters and garden box as litter boxes under the cloak of night. He is taking steps to address these problems directly but also said that he was willing to follow the shitheads who let their dog move his bowls home and dropping a deuce on their lawn! See how They like it!

Have you considered this method?

I have. Also considered the old turd in the mailbox but that also punishes the postal workers. I wonder if AK Willy is still out there somewhere shitting in beer cases and setting them on fire?  He is an expert on these things.
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Post by: Spookcat on September 02, 2020, 09:11:30 PM
I have. Also considered the old turd in the mailbox but that also punishes the postal workers. I wonder if AK Willy is still out there somewhere shitting in beer cases and setting them on fire?  He is an expert on these things.

Don't punish the postal workers. Poor people are getting enough crap as is...
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Post by: PolkaDot on September 09, 2020, 11:32:05 AM
@KSM32 : You're the best one WHAT?  ??? Are you a Gray? You'd tell us if you were a Gray, right?
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Post by: Ciardelo on September 09, 2020, 01:23:09 PM
I read somewhere that @KSM32 was a gay. Is that true?
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Post by: KSM on September 09, 2020, 08:05:45 PM
@KSM32 : You're the best one WHAT?  ??? Are you a Gray? You'd tell us if you were a Gray, right?
@PolkaDot

In general, I'm the best. I mean, c'mon..

I read somewhere that @KSM32 was a gay. Is that true?
@Ciardelo No, but thank God you were when we accidentally locked ourselves in the back of that ice truck. You give immaculate head BTW  but I still don't understand why you insist on being called "Wanda" while yer down there ::)  Wanda? Yeesh  you're better than that! Chin up... for now ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: Ciardelo on September 09, 2020, 08:14:14 PM
@PolkaDot

In general, I'm the best. I mean, c'mon..
@Ciardelo No, but thank God you were when we accidentally locked ourselves in the back of that ice truck. You give immaculate head BTW  but I still don't understand why you insist on being called "Wanda" while yer down there ::)  Wanda? Yeesh  you're better than that! Chin up... for now ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

:snort: Easy Tiger lol
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Post by: PolkaDot on September 09, 2020, 09:13:06 PM
@PolkaDot

In general, I'm the best. I mean, c'mon..
@Ciardelo No, but thank God you were when we accidentally locked ourselves in the back of that ice truck. You give immaculate head BTW  but I still don't understand why you insist on being called "Wanda" while yer down there ::)  Wanda? Yeesh  you're better than that! Chin up... for now ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
I’m not buying it. The first thing. Not the 2nd. I mean I don’t know @Ciardelo so if you’re both happy with your, um, arrangement then I’m happy for you both.
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Post by: KSM on September 09, 2020, 09:23:08 PM
I’m not buying it. The first thing. Not the 2nd. I mean I don’t know @Ciardelo so if you’re both happy with your, um, arrangement then I’m happy for you both.
@PolkaDot
LOOK, you fucking dingbat! YOU asked ME a question AND I ANSWERED IT! Ciardelo's out working on the fuckinshitin tractor again!

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Post by: PolkaDot on September 09, 2020, 09:26:16 PM
@PolkaDot
LOOK, you fucking dingbat! YOU asked ME a question AND I ANSWERED IT! Ciardelo's out working on the fuckinshitin tractor again!
Wow. Grumpy.
Interesting dialect. I KNEW you were a Gray. Obviously a short one.
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Post by: KSM on September 09, 2020, 09:29:12 PM
Obviously a short one.

They don't call me Elephant Man because o' my trunk, Beeoootch!

/hand
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Post by: PolkaDot on September 09, 2020, 09:32:51 PM
They don't call me Elephant Man because o' my trunk, Beeoootch!

/hand
Oh no! Your face is deformed? I’m sorry. I’ll stop picking on you now that I understand why you’re so sensitive.  :-*
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Post by: Ciardelo on September 09, 2020, 10:24:46 PM
They don't call me Elephant Man because o' my trunk, Beeoootch!

/hand

ha ha

Beer Can
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Post by: KSM on September 10, 2020, 08:54:31 PM
@SpookPumpkin .. the name change. Isn't it a little too early? I mean that's your Halloween moniker.

Asking for a myself.

I don't wanna whip out Scary Penis so far from Octobers end.
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Post by: Spookcat on September 10, 2020, 08:57:43 PM
@SpookPumpkin .. the name change. Isn't it a little too early? I mean that's your Halloween moniker.

Asking for a myself.

I don't wanna whip out Scary Penis so far from Octobers end.

Hey if stores can have Christmas stuff out now...

Also covid world sucks and pumpkins make me happy.
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Post by: PolkaDot on September 11, 2020, 07:59:18 AM
I don't wanna whip out Scary Penis so far from Octobers end.
@KSM32 No one wants you to whip it out. Keep it in your...are you even wearing pants? Never mind, don't answer that. This was a tell not a ask.
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Post by: KSM on September 23, 2020, 10:54:42 PM
@Ciardelo

When! You get your home gym set up ---- post some pictures. Seriously. I have no doubt that you're in the throws of setting up the room and I wish you well in your possible life changing room of potential miracles.

I will admit that I went through a serious weight gain problem that I couldn't seem to control.  TRUTH: When I was born I weighed 7.5 ounces and I seemed to gain weight every single day after that! It made me so mad!  I still long for the days of being 7ish LBs.  OOooh man! I'm not one to live in the past but those were the days day.






HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA  FUCK THAT'S A FUNNY POST



I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH I RULE!!!!
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Post by: Ciardelo on September 23, 2020, 11:23:23 PM
@Ciardelo

When! You get your home gym set up ---- post some pictures. Seriously. I have no doubt that you're in the throws of setting up the room and I wish you well in your possible life changing room of potential miracles.

I will admit that I went through a serious weight gain problem that I couldn't seem to control.  TRUTH: When I was born I weighed 7.5 ounces and I seemed to gain weight every single day after that! It made me so mad!  I still long for the days of being 7ish LBs.  OOooh man! I'm not one to live in the past but those were the days day.






HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA  FUCK THAT'S A FUNNY POST



I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH I RULE!!!!

Yeah, yer a funny, funny guy. I can't move out of the guest room until the master bedroom bath remodel is finished. It's at the bare walls right now.

Looks like I'm back to the fan bike.
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Post by: KSM on September 24, 2020, 12:02:04 AM
Yeah, yer a funny, funny guy. I can't move out of the guest room until the master bedroom bath remodel is finished. It's at the bare walls right now.

Looks like I'm back to the fan bike.
What the fuck?!?  You conveniently left out these potential details in your original post!  Nowhere did you mention that you had other renovations to do! In your previous post in the other thread that is not as good as this one because I didn't start it you mentioned all the equipment you've already PURCHASED AND ARE AWAITING SAID EQUIPO'MENTS ARRIVAL but now you backslide to a fucking fan bike?!!!???

This is NOT progress.

NOW I HAVE TO GO TO BED ANGRY!  @Ciardelo


YA SHITFUCKER!

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Post by: Ciardelo on September 24, 2020, 12:41:30 AM
What the fuck?!?  You conveniently left out these potential details in your original post!  Nowhere did you mention that you had other renovations to do! In your previous post in the other thread that is not as good as this one because I didn't start it you mentioned all the equipment you've already PURCHASED AND ARE AWAITING SAID EQUIPO'MENTS ARRIVAL but now you backslide to a fucking fan bike?!!!???
This is NOT progress.

Ha. I'm sorry sir, would you like to speak with the manager?
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Post by: Ciardelo on September 24, 2020, 12:54:29 AM
Say, @KSM32? How much testosterone should I be taking?
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Post by: StarrMountain on September 24, 2020, 03:16:16 AM
Say, @KSM32? How much testosterone should I be taking?

Why are you asking KSM?   You're his competition, heh-heh. ;) ;D
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Post by: StarrMountain on September 24, 2020, 03:22:22 AM
@SpookPumpkin .. the name change. Isn't it a little too early? I mean that's your Halloween moniker.

Asking for a myself.

I don't wanna whip out Scary Penis so far from Octobers end.

Does it make a wet snappy sound when you do it?  If you do it too fast, do you have to bandage the, um . . . top? ???


(I mean no harm, KSM.  Just joining in.  You know we all love you). ;D :-*
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Post by: KSM on September 24, 2020, 10:37:51 AM
Say, @KSM32? How much testosterone should I be taking?
::)  Use only what the good lord gave you. You're genetic toolkit!

  You're his competition, heh-heh. ;) ;D

Um, no
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Post by: anniem on September 24, 2020, 09:01:45 PM
WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?
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Post by: Spookcat on September 24, 2020, 09:17:38 PM
WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?

Meow.
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Post by: anniem on September 24, 2020, 09:32:15 PM
Meow.

All is right with the world.
I like the pumpcat.
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Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2020, 05:51:03 AM
This is for @Ciardelo and it's totally random.

I'm not sure why this popped in my head but refresh my memory.  Several years ago there was a discussion on Bellgab about snacks or fast foods, etc.  Are you the one that told me about a specific brand of popcorn that was really good?  I think it could be found in the dollar stores.  I may be mistaken.  If it was not you, my apologies.   :D
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Post by: Ciardelo on September 25, 2020, 08:12:36 AM
This is for @Ciardelo and it's totally random.

I'm not sure why this popped in my head but refresh my memory.  Several years ago there was a discussion on Bellgab about snacks or fast foods, etc.  Are you the one that told me about a specific brand of popcorn that was really good?  I think it could be found in the dollar stores.  I may be mistaken.  If it was not you, my apologies.   :D

Uh, yeah! That was me. At Dollar Tree they have "Brims" brand popcorn. It's been long enough that the bags are smaller now ;) You've got a good memory @ShayP

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Looks like it's Jason Callon Approved.  ;D

Since Dollar Tree & Family Dollar are owned by the same people now, they may have it there too!
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Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2020, 08:53:23 AM
Thanks!  Good memory sometimes, but not with that bonus question at Mrs. Thompsons. :P  Ah yes, Brims.  Glad to know they have smaller bags.  I can't handle all that.   I've had a craving for popcorn and my go-to Utz brand is scarce.  I actually think my memory was triggered when you mentioned your location in a different post on this site.  Funny how that works.  Was it a portal?  ;D

Cheers!  8)
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Post by: KSM on September 29, 2020, 12:43:55 PM
@ShayP

The Rick Emmet interview on with JBW on CTM was damn good. I then found the segments from Arc Midnight with Mike Levine (May 2 2020) and Gil Moore (in the last week or so of April 2020)

John must've been a real fan back in the day to have every member on the broadcast these days.  I renewed my membership - another 12 months. I really do enjoy his news segments, he can get quite funny at times and his humorous and snarky remarks towards those he despises.
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Post by: ShayP on September 29, 2020, 01:04:49 PM
@ShayP

The Rick Emmet interview on with JBW on CTM was damn good. I then found the segments from Arc Midnight with Mike Levine (May 2 2020) and Gil Moore (in the last week or so of April 2020)

John must've been a real fan back in the day to have every member on the broadcast these days.  I renewed my membership - another 12 months. I really do enjoy his news segments, he can get quite funny at times and his humorous and snarky remarks towards those he despises.

Hell yeah it was good! @KSM32  I found the Levine one and listened to it yesterday.  A lot of commercial breaks though.  I heard JBW mention he interviewed Moore but I swear he said it was on a show that I never heard of.  I'll search for it.

I'm with you regarding JBW being a fan.  He is good at the musician interviews.  His Legends of Rock interviews were great on C2C with Leslie West, Paul Rodgers, Jack Casady, and Ian Anderson.  I wanted more.

I do the month to month subscription, simply because he has grated on me in the past and I would hastily cancel.  I'm digging most of what I heard so far since I resubscribed.

Cheers man!
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Post by: KSM on September 30, 2020, 10:30:18 AM
"I was a royal bastard for nearly half my life with a propensity for violence" - @ShayP

The above is an exact quote from you many months ago. I have wondered what the 'Ell you meant by that because it seems so against your current (seemingly nice) disposition and would like a back story if you feel like sharing with all the other kids :)

Propensity for... VIOLENCE!!! Like punching and hurting folks! Gadzooks man what gives!?
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Post by: ShayP on September 30, 2020, 12:55:03 PM
"I was a royal bastard for nearly half my life with a propensity for violence" - @ShayP

The above is an exact quote from you many months ago. I have wondered what the 'Ell you meant by that because it seems so against your current (seemingly nice) disposition and would like a back story if you feel like sharing with all the other kids :)

Propensity for... VIOLENCE!!! Like punching and hurting folks! Gadzooks man what gives!?

What the hell man!?  :o  @KSM32  That was random. LOL!  I do recall posting that but not sure when or in what thread.  Not even sure what context I even meant by posting it.  Anyway, yes, like punching and hurting folks.  I was "Aggro" and had no issue with getting into fights.  You know the type.  The "likes to fight guy."  Overreacting. I had no patience and took everything personally.  Also couldn't stand assholes (which turns out I was one).  Not proud of it but as one gets older they wise up.

I'd like to think of myself as a nice guy.  I believe I am.  However even today there are boundaries.  I will defend people dear to me and stand up to people if need be.   Overall, I treat people with courtesy, kindness, and fairness. Believe me, it is genuine.  When I started to mellow out a friend of mine said "Man, it's like you're going through a renaissance."  All of my friends noticed the positive change. That really felt good; especially since I was alienating people during that time.

By the way, did you look this up because of my recent two rants about the restaurant and that pizza dude?   ;D
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Post by: KSM on September 30, 2020, 02:13:45 PM
What the hell man!?  :o  @KSM32  That was random. LOL!  I do recall posting that but not sure when or in what thread.  Not even sure what context I even meant by posting it.  Anyway, yes, like punching and hurting folks.  I was "Aggro" and had no issue with getting into fights.  You know the type.  The "likes to fight guy."  Overreacting. I had no patience and took everything personally.  Also couldn't stand assholes (which turns out I was one).  Not proud of it but as one gets older they wise up.

I'd like to think of myself as a nice guy.  I believe I am.  However even today there are boundaries.  I will defend people dear to me and stand up to people if need be.   Overall, I treat people with courtesy, kindness, and fairness. Believe me, it is genuine.  When I started to mellow out a friend of mine said "Man, it's like you're going through a renaissance."  All of my friends noticed the positive change. That really felt good; especially since I was alienating people during that time.

By the way, did you look this up because of my recent two rants about the restaurant and that pizza dude?   ;D

No. I have not yet read your pizza rants - shall do so!

Ok so you were a 'hothead' and had a tendency to shoot first, ask questions later ( me, still, sometimes ::) ) Very nice to read your positive reports on changing all that.  I was picturing you geting fist throwing angry at a prep cook in some kitchen back in the day. Kitchens can be stressful, I know that.

Kudos @ShayP
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Post by: Ciardelo on September 30, 2020, 02:17:03 PM
Is being a royal bastard better than being a commoner bastard @ShayP? I mean, I would think so, for sure.
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Post by: KSM on September 30, 2020, 02:18:48 PM
Is being a royal bastard better than being a commoner bastard @ShayP? I mean, I would think so, for sure.
LOL a popper, bastard?
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Post by: ShayP on September 30, 2020, 02:23:14 PM
No. I have not yet read your pizza rants - shall do so!

Ok so you were a 'hothead' and had a tendency to shoot first, ask questions later ( me, still, sometimes ::) ) Very nice to read your positive reports on changing all that.  I was picturing you geting fist throwing angry at a prep cook in some kitchen back in the day. Kitchens can be stressful, I know that.

Kudos @ShayP

@KSM32  Thanks man.  It took a long time to get my attitude straight.  I'm glad I did because if not I'd be in jail, homeless, or dead before I hit 40.

I only got in one personal skirmish in a kitchen but that was probably 25 years ago?  I have broken up plenty of them though.  Even customers.  Yes, stressful.  ;)  Some kitchens are like pirate ships. 

One of my rants is in the sandwich thread and one is in the pizza thread regarding that Barstool Sports douche.

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Post by: ShayP on September 30, 2020, 02:26:48 PM
Is being a royal bastard better than being a commoner bastard @ShayP? I mean, I would think so, for sure.

LOL! @Ciardelo  In fact, yes.  It felt quite regal at times.  Then again, when I posted that comment I may have finished watching a bunch of Brit Coms and the like, so it may have rubbed off on me.  Now that I think about it, I was tempted to call my neighbor a 'right git.'
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Post by: Ciardelo on September 30, 2020, 02:37:19 PM
LOL! @Ciardelo  In fact, yes.  It felt quite regal at times.  Then again, when I posted that comment I may have finished watching a bunch of Brit Coms and the like, so it may have rubbed off on me.  Now that I think about it, I was tempted to call my neighbor a 'right git.'

Blimey @ShayP! The bloke probably deserved it right proper!  ;D
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Post by: ShayP on September 30, 2020, 03:13:42 PM
Blimey @ShayP! The bloke probably deserved it right proper!  ;D

Yes sir!  @Ciardelo  A right proper at that!  ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: anniem on September 30, 2020, 03:41:21 PM
Yes sir!  @Ciardelo  A right proper at that!  ;) ;D ;D ;D

Brilliant!
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Post by: KSM on September 30, 2020, 06:46:36 PM
Brilliant!
@anniem The amount of Brits we've had in the airbnb last two years with ALL of them say "BRILLIANT" & "LITRALLY" 

Us to them - "We'll see you then, safe travels.
Them - BRILLIANT
Us the day before they're flight lands in town - Hi Basil, wondering what your itinerary is looking like for your arrival in town? We'll be sure to greet you at the house.
Them - BRILLIANT LITRALLY CUNT CROUTONS
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WAAAY worse than EH!!!  eh :-[
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Post by: anniem on October 01, 2020, 09:55:49 AM
@anniem The amount of Brits we've had in the airbnb last two years with ALL of them say "BRILLIANT" & "LITRALLY" 

Us to them - "We'll see you then, safe travels.
Them - BRILLIANT
Us the day before they're flight lands in town - Hi Basil, wondering what your itinerary is looking like for your arrival in town? We'll be sure to greet you at the house.
Them - BRILLIANT LITRALLY CUNT CROUTONS

They've used that a long time. Our frequent flyer words tend to come and go.
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Post by: KSM on October 01, 2020, 01:43:32 PM
They've used that a long time. Our frequent flyer words tend to come and go.
Doesn't make it any less annoying.
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Post by: anniem on October 01, 2020, 07:48:44 PM
Doesn't make it any less annoying.

Moreso I think
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Post by: paladin1991 on October 03, 2020, 09:24:10 AM
"I was a royal bastard for nearly half my life with a propensity for violence" - @ShayP

The above is an exact quote from you many months ago. I have wondered what the 'Ell you meant by that because it seems so against your current (seemingly nice) disposition and would like a back story if you feel like sharing with all the other kids :)

Propensity for... VIOLENCE!!! Like punching and hurting folks! Gadzooks man what gives!?

??????



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Post by: PolkaDot on October 16, 2020, 02:01:51 PM
@KSM32 What did you get me for your birthday?
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Post by: KSM on October 16, 2020, 02:53:21 PM
@KSM32 What did you get me for your birthday?
@PolkaDot

Got this from my mom n law. It's wonderful, I'll share it with you.

I really must refinish that table   :P

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Post by: PolkaDot on October 16, 2020, 07:50:08 PM
@PolkaDot

Got this from my mom n law. It's wonderful, I'll share it with you.

I really must refinish that table   :P

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It’s perfect! Thanks MIL and KSM!  :)
Whose birthday’s next?
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Post by: ShayP on October 17, 2020, 05:12:40 AM
@KSM32  Don't worry about the table.  The distressed look is fashionable.  Let's get 2 bottles of that Writer's Tears whiskey, talk, listen to some tunes, and solve the world's problems.  Not all in that order. 

Heck, my birthday is in a couple months.  I think I know what I'm going to get myself as a present.  Haven't had whiskey in quite a while. 
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Post by: Bart Ell on October 17, 2020, 05:14:14 AM
@KSM32  Don't worry about the table.  The distressed look is fashionable.  Let's get 2 bottles of that Writer's Tears whiskey, talk, listen to some tunes, and solve the world's problems.  Not all in that order. 


Sounds like there will be experimental kissing!

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Post by: ShayP on October 17, 2020, 05:17:13 AM
Sounds like there will be experimental kissing!

I call it "exploring."
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Post by: KSM on October 17, 2020, 12:10:26 PM
Sounds like there will be experimental FISTING!
What the Faawwk???  @Bart Ell

@KSM32  Don't worry about the table.  The distressed look is fashionable.  Let's get 2 bottles of that Writer's Tears whiskey, talk, listen to some tunes, and solve the world's problems.  Not all in that order. 

Heck, my birthday is in a couple months.  I think I know what I'm going to get myself as a present.  Haven't had whiskey in quite a while. 
You're on! However I believe the world is past the point of saving so perhaps a frustrating 8 hr game of RISK instead! NO THROWING THE DICE!! @ShayP

For your birthday, the Writers Tears really is fantastic but if you're able to pick up a bottle of Green Spot Irish Whiskey it's a little fuller bodied. There is also a Red Spot but it proves to be extremely elusive as does the Green all the sudden.  ::)
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Post by: ShayP on October 17, 2020, 02:36:57 PM
Appreciate the suggestions. @KSM32  I think I'll start with the Writer's Tears.  Heck with it...I may get all 3 if they are in stock.   ;) ;D

Risk.  LOL!!!  Wow, I haven't played that game in so many years.
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Post by: KSM on October 25, 2020, 12:46:22 PM
@ShayP

Ok here's the thing.  I mad e a hollandaise sauce and used only a bit for my butter poached salmon filet.  Don't want to waist the rest - can I successfully reconstitute this wonderful guck?

If it matters I used a (KNORR) pack.  :-[
Wife makes it from scratch but she's a show-off.  ::)
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Post by: Bart Ell on October 25, 2020, 12:51:22 PM
@ShayP

Ok here's the thing.  I mad e a hollandaise sauce and used only a bit for my butter poached salmon filet.  Don't want to waist the rest - can I successfully reconstitute this wonderful guck?

If it matters I used a (KNORR) pack.  :-[
Wife makes it from scratch but she's a show-off.  ::)

Your life just changed.
#ChefBart

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Post by: ShayP on October 25, 2020, 01:32:33 PM
@ShayP

Ok here's the thing.  I mad e a hollandaise sauce and used only a bit for my butter poached salmon filet.  Don't want to waist the rest - can I successfully reconstitute this wonderful guck?

If it matters I used a (KNORR) pack.  :-[
Wife makes it from scratch but she's a show-off.  ::)

@KSM32  You could reconstitute that since it came out of a package and really isn't Hollandaise sauce so it shouldn't break.  Meh...throw that shit out.  I recommend you let your wife make it from scratch, or have her show you.  You could make it a sexy time in the kitchen if ya catch my drift.   ;)

Oh, and if you really like the Knorr stuff then keep doing what you do my man.  :D
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Post by: ShayP on October 25, 2020, 01:34:32 PM
Your life just changed.
#ChefBart



USE CLARIFIED BUTTER.  Not just butter.  ::)  The quick version seems like he's making hot mayonnaise.  Yeah, I know he compared hollandaise to mayo early in the video.  :P  If I pulled that shit when I was in training my chef would have me peel grapes for a whole day.

Short cuts aren't always the solution.  Most of the time flavor, texture, etc., aren't consistent.  BUT!  I'm not totally against it.  I've just been conditioned to do it the traditional way.
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Post by: KSM on October 25, 2020, 06:45:21 PM
@KSM32  You could reconstitute that since it came out of a package and really isn't Hollandaise sauce so it shouldn't break.  Meh...throw that shit out.  I recommend you let your wife make it from scratch, or have her show you.  You could make it a sexy time in the kitchen if ya catch my drift.   ;)

Oh, and if you really like the Knorr stuff then keep doing what you do my man.  :D
Ok. Thank you.  I should learn to do it without a pack. And I can't perform sexually in the kitchen. The pepper mill intimidates me :-[  Ours is gigantic (Gulp)

Your life just changed.
#ChefBart



Going to have to try that!
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Post by: PolkaDot on October 25, 2020, 07:21:56 PM
Ok. Thank you.  I should learn to do it without a pack. And I can't perform sexually in the kitchen. The pepper mill intimidates me :-[  Ours is gigantic (Gulp)

Going to have to try that!
This made me laugh! But then....I just felt bad for your wife.  :(
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Post by: KSM on October 26, 2020, 09:25:53 AM
This made me laugh! But then....I just felt bad for your wife.  :(
You're welcome for the giggle. Don't you cry for Argentina.
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Post by: KSM on October 30, 2020, 12:13:09 PM
@ShayP 

At an eatery last night I had the opportunity to ask the chef if it was possible to reconstitute a real hollandaise sauce the next day. The guy told me a few drops of water works every time, the portly fellow guaranteed me that these few drops would keep all elements happy and would NOT break.

Now I just need her to make a sauce tomorrow morning just so I can try this out the following day.

I'll add that I accidentally walked into the kitchen thinking it was a loud and well lit bathroom. I apologized as we all had a chuckle thus affording me the time to get off a quick question. I forgot I had to pee and went back to the table. I soon realized that I still had to pee but said "fuckit! we're leaving in a few minutes so it can wait until we get home." Once we were home I forgot, again. Who are you people and what is my name?
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Post by: ShayP on October 30, 2020, 02:06:56 PM
@ShayP 

At an eatery last night I had the opportunity to ask the chef if it was possible to reconstitute a real hollandaise sauce the next day. The guy told me a few drops of water works every time, the portly fellow guaranteed me that these few drops would keep all elements happy and would NOT break.

Now I just need her to make a sauce tomorrow morning just so I can try this out the following day.

I'll add that I accidentally walked into the kitchen thinking it was a loud and well lit bathroom. I apologized as we all had a chuckle thus affording me the time to get off a quick question. I forgot I had to pee and went back to the table. I soon realized that I still had to pee but said "fuckit! we're leaving in a few minutes so it can wait until we get home." Once we were home I forgot, again. Who are you people and what is my name?

Any self-respecting chef/cook would NEVER make more hollandaise than he or she needed for that service only.  >:(  "A few drops of water."  Hmmm... Maybe for that packet stuff.  Perhaps it works for the genuine stuff too.  ???  Honestly, I really don't know because it wasn't allowed when I was trained years ago, and throughout the years I never worked in a kitchen that kept it as a leftover.  It was made fresh every single time and held for 2 hours then discarded.  Then, you would make more if needed.  Any leftover hollandaise was thrown in the trash after service.  Not only for quality control, but for food safety too. Things change though.  I can only speak from my experience.

This cracks me up..."I'll add that I accidentally walked into the kitchen thinking it was a loud and well lit bathroom."    ;D ;D ;D  That is funny.   :D  @KSM32
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Post by: KSM on October 30, 2020, 04:06:00 PM
@ShayP  in the chefs defense I told him my situation with said sauce. I do believe he only makes what he needs for any particular service. Come to think of it there's nothing on their menu that requires holly sauce.
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Post by: KSM on November 18, 2020, 08:56:10 PM
When you start JuanGab, will I be invited to join?

@juan
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Post by: JUAN on November 19, 2020, 04:00:05 AM
When you start JuanGab, will I be invited to join?

@juan
Sure, but don’t hold your breath. @KSM32.  I’d probably moderate less than MV so the filthy animals would take over.
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Post by: KSM on November 19, 2020, 09:27:21 AM
Sure, but don’t hold your breath. @KSM32.  I’d probably moderate less than MV so the filthy animals would take over.

Thanks. You should try the baked Rubini, it's delicious.
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Post by: KSM on November 19, 2020, 06:19:23 PM
@juan
Take a scenic drive over there. I'm pretty sure MV isn't moderating anything.

I’d probably moderate less than MV
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Post by: paladin1991 on November 19, 2020, 10:52:37 PM
USE CLARIFIED BUTTER.  Not just butter.  ::)  The quick version seems like he's making hot mayonnaise.  Yeah, I know he compared hollandaise to mayo early in the video.  :P  If I pulled that shit when I was in training my chef would have me peel grapes for a whole day.

Short cuts aren't always the solution.  Most of the time flavor, texture, etc., aren't consistent.  BUT!  I'm not totally against it.  I've just been conditioned to do it the traditional way.
Ha!  Training as a chefist.  Right.  Head fry dropper on the graveyard shift of a 24 hr Mcdonalds is a long way fm Sous chef at The Four Seasons, my friend.
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Post by: JUAN on November 20, 2020, 03:36:07 AM
@juan
Take a scenic drive over there. I'm pretty sure MV isn't moderating anything.
I took a tour yesterday.  It would appear SpaceMeowMaid has discovered Jackstar is an insane, evil bastard and is moving out.  Also, George Noory still sucks.
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Post by: ShayP on November 20, 2020, 08:59:49 AM
Ha!  Training as a chefist.  Right.  Head fry dropper on the graveyard shift of a 24 hr Mcdonalds is a long way fm Sous chef at The Four Seasons, my friend.

Umm, okay.  You have me confused.  @paladin1991   I assume this is an insult directed at me for some odd reason.  Maybe I'm wrong.  At any rate...Cheers!
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Post by: KSM on November 20, 2020, 09:30:00 AM
I took a tour yesterday.  It would appear SpaceMeowMaid has discovered Jackstar is an insane, evil bastard and is moving out.  Also, George Noory still sucks.
And there are pictures to be found. View on an empty stomach.
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Post by: JayGab on November 20, 2020, 09:38:58 AM
Umm, okay.  You have me confused.  @paladin1991   I assume this is an insult directed at me for some odd reason.  Maybe I'm wrong.  At any rate...Cheers!
He's a little punk. Sho nuff know that!
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Post by: JUAN on November 20, 2020, 02:36:39 PM
And there are pictures to be found. View on an empty stomach.
I believe this Jackstar breakup is more entertaining than his last.  There were no pics then.
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Post by: whoozit on November 20, 2020, 03:00:30 PM
And there are pictures to be found. View on an empty stomach.
Apparently Jackstar’s new ex is Miss December in Fat and Flatulence.  On a related note perhaps said photos should be posted in the weight loss thread.
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Post by: Ciardelo on November 20, 2020, 03:08:22 PM
Apparently Jackstar’s new ex is Miss December in Fat and Flatulence.  On a related note perhaps said photos should be posted in the weight loss thread.

HAHAHAHA


No.
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Post by: JayGab on November 20, 2020, 07:09:36 PM
Apparently Jackstar’s new ex is Miss December in Fat and Flatulence.  On a related note perhaps said photos should be posted in the weight loss thread.
I don't know who's uglier - Him, or her.

Oh,  the humanity?  sickening
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Post by: PolkaDot on November 22, 2020, 10:19:42 PM
Umm, okay.  You have me confused.  @paladin1991   I assume this is an insult directed at me for some odd reason.  Maybe I'm wrong.  At any rate...Cheers!
He's snarky like that.
Also, he may be short.  :(
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Post by: Bart Ell on November 23, 2020, 03:47:59 AM
Also, he may be short.  :(

IN THE PANTS?
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Post by: KSM on November 23, 2020, 03:03:47 PM
@whoozit  OK. Forget BELLgabbers and doing sex at them. WHatta about ELLgabbers?  Ya know.. the drinks are flowing.. you're surprised at much you're attracted to her/them?..  fast forward and hour or two and the bed springs are workin' overtime in the hotel room!!!

Whole different group, pretty much
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Post by: anniem on November 23, 2020, 08:49:31 PM
Whole different group, pretty much

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Post by: whoozit on November 24, 2020, 02:45:27 AM
@whoozit  OK. Forget BELLgabbers and doing sex at them. WHatta about ELLgabbers?  Ya know.. the drinks are flowing.. you're surprised at much you're attracted to her/them?..  fast forward and hour or two and the bed springs are workin' overtime in the hotel room!!!

Whole different group, pretty much
@KSM32  I don’t know, it still sounds awkward.  Just like doing a spinning back kick and knocking the headstock off a Gibson.  Or trying to form a barre chord after your index finger has been chopped off.
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Post by: KSM on November 24, 2020, 09:34:53 AM
@KSM32  I don’t know, it still sounds awkward.  Just like doing a spinning back kick and knocking the headstock off a Gibson.  Or trying to form a barre chord after your index finger has been chopped off.

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SEVERED FINGER           I LOST AN EAR AND HALF MY ABDOMEN IN THAT ACCIDENT AS WELL
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Post by: whoozit on December 04, 2020, 03:29:30 AM
@KSM32 My Les Paul took a tumble from its stand.  No spinning back kicks were involved, and since it is an Epiphone, the headstock remained intact.
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Post by: KSM on December 04, 2020, 09:08:13 AM
@KSM32 My Les Paul took a tumble from its stand.  No spinning back kicks were involved, and since it is an Epiphone, the headstock remained intact.
@whoozit

Do tell!  How did this happen? Sometimes those flimsy stands are the culprit as the entire thing, guitar and stand fall forward.  Funny how the Epi's stay intact. What year is yours?  A picture perhaps..
I have an Epiphone Standard Honeyburst that I completely gutted and replaced with all Gibson parts from pegs to pickups to pots, input and even swapped out the plastic nut for bone. That thing is more Gibson than half the Gibson's out there :)  Sounds greeaat!!
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Post by: anniem on December 04, 2020, 09:14:42 AM
@whoozit

Do tell!  How did this happen? Sometimes those flimsy stands are the culprit as the entire thing, guitar and stand fall forward.  Funny how the Epi's stay intact. What year is yours?  A picture perhaps..
I have an Epiphone Standard Honeyburst that I completely gutted and replaced with all Gibson parts from pegs to pickups to pots, input and even swapped out the plastic nut for bone. That thing is more Gibson than half the Gibson's out there :)  Sounds greeaat!!

I'd guess that either the gravity there spiked, or perhaps there was a shift in the axis of the entire planet!!!!
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Post by: whoozit on December 04, 2020, 09:34:56 AM
@whoozit

Do tell!  How did this happen? Sometimes those flimsy stands are the culprit as the entire thing, guitar and stand fall forward.  Funny how the Epi's stay intact. What year is yours?  A picture perhaps..
I have an Epiphone Standard Honeyburst that I completely gutted and replaced with all Gibson parts from pegs to pickups to pots, input and even swapped out the plastic nut for bone. That thing is more Gibson than half the Gibson's out there :)  Sounds greeaat!!
It was a flimsy stand and a careless placing that caused the issue.  It’s a desert burst Plus top Pro FX.  I bought it for a song at a pawnshop.  It is a strange thing because it has a Floyd Rose bridge.  Sounds like it should be bad but it works.  I also have a ‘91 blue burst Fender Strat Plus Deluxe and 2012 American Strat with a custom body.  It is a clear maroon stain finish with black grain that can be seen and felt.  It was too pretty not to take home and the shop made me an offer I couldn’t refuse.   At least I don’t own any Rickenbackers.
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Post by: KSM on December 04, 2020, 09:50:01 AM
Flimsy stand and the guitar was plugged in, you were walking by and your foot caught the cord. OR, you had it set up right around a corner and when you came around to walk over to the sex rack you knocked it over.

Nice collection described. I do not have a Rickenbacker. Either.

It was a flimsy stand and a careless placing that caused the issue.  It’s a desert burst Plus top Pro FX.  I bought it for a song at a pawnshop.  It is a strange thing because it has a Floyd Rose bridge.  Sounds like it should be bad but it works.  I also have a ‘91 blue burst Fender Strat Plus Deluxe and 2012 American Strat with a custom body.  It is a clear maroon stain finish with black grain that can be seen and felt.  It was too pretty not to take home and the shop made me an offer I couldn’t refuse.   At least I don’t own any Rickenbackers.
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Post by: PB on December 04, 2020, 10:39:32 AM
I'd guess that either the gravity there spiked, or perhaps there was a shift in the axis of the entire planet!!!!

Gravity sucks
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Post by: KSM on December 04, 2020, 11:29:15 AM
Gravity sucks
That's how the sex rack works! @PB   @whoozit has one!
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Post by: StarrMountain on December 05, 2020, 01:20:37 AM
I love you guys and gals.
+1 pages 22 and 23.  Even you too Bart! ;D :-*
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Post by: anniem on December 05, 2020, 06:09:05 AM
I love you guys and gals.
+1 pages 22 and 23.  Even you too Bart! ;D :-*

Ditto to you. And 1 more in 2 hours cos I like the avatar.  :D
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Post by: KSM on December 05, 2020, 04:28:03 PM
I love you guys and gals.
+1 pages 22 and 23.  Even you too Bart! ;D :-*
Fine.. and 1 to you as well but you don't have to plus me. I can set my score karmic to whatever I want. Just like @Bart Ell can.
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Post by: anniem on December 05, 2020, 06:54:45 PM
Fine.. and 1 to you as well but you don't have to plus me. I can set my score karmic to whatever I want. Just like @Bart Ell can.

Yes you can. I will still do it because I have fun stealth 1+ing.
What is the highest karma number that can be gotten?
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Post by: PolkaDot on December 05, 2020, 08:54:05 PM
Fine.. and 1 to you as well but you don't have to plus me. I can set my score karmic to whatever I want. Just like @Bart Ell can.
How about 666? @KSM32
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Post by: KSM on December 05, 2020, 10:16:08 PM
How about 666? @KSM32
Or even better, 999.  @PolkaDot
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Post by: PolkaDot on December 06, 2020, 06:09:56 PM
Or even better, 999.  @PolkaDot
People feel the need to call emergency services around you @KSM32 ?  8)
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Post by: KSM on December 06, 2020, 07:18:29 PM
People feel the need to call emergency services around you @KSM32 ?  8)
It is in poor taste to troll during the Christmas season.
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Post by: KSM on December 06, 2020, 11:45:51 PM
@ShayP 

Serious.  What are your thoughts on mixing the flavors of peanuts with eggs? I might try this tomorrow. Think about it; peanuts, eggs, and pork.  To me it sounds like a fantastic threesome. Peanuts will replace the need for the hash brown. Or toast.  Might add cheese and wrap it all now that I think aboot it!!  :)
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Post by: PolkaDot on December 07, 2020, 07:56:19 AM
It is in poor taste to troll during the Christmas season.
Bah!
Humbug!!!!!
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Post by: PolkaDot on December 07, 2020, 08:02:28 AM
@ShayP 

Serious.  What are your thoughts on mixing the flavors of peanuts with eggs? I might try this tomorrow. Think about it; peanuts, eggs, and pork.  To me it sounds like a fantastic threesome. Peanuts will replace the need for the hash brown. Or toast.  Might add cheese and wrap it all now that I think aboot it!!  :)
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Post by: KSM on December 07, 2020, 09:48:37 AM
@ShayP 

Serious.  What are your thoughts on mixing the flavors of peanuts with eggs? I might try this tomorrow. Think about it; peanuts, eggs, and pork.  To me it sounds like a fantastic threesome. Peanuts will replace the need for the hash brown. Or toast.  Might add cheese and wrap it all now that I think aboot it!!  :)

Mission aborted. Due to YUCK factor.
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Post by: ShayP on December 07, 2020, 09:52:06 AM
@ShayP 

Serious.  What are your thoughts on mixing the flavors of peanuts with eggs? I might try this tomorrow. Think about it; peanuts, eggs, and pork.  To me it sounds like a fantastic threesome. Peanuts will replace the need for the hash brown. Or toast.  Might add cheese and wrap it all now that I think aboot it!!  :)

@KSM32  Do you have the munchies?  ;D  The thought of peanuts and eggs together puts me off.  I don't even know how I would incorporate the two.  The eggs and pork, yes.  The peanuts and pork, yes.  Heck, I love cheese with almost everything.

Put it together man.  Let us know how it tastes.  It might turn out to be surprisingly good.  Or not.  ;)
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Post by: ShayP on December 07, 2020, 09:53:45 AM
Mission aborted. Due to YUCK factor.

LOL!!! @KSM32  I just replied to your post regarding your food creation and didn't notice this one.  Me thinks you made the right call.
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Post by: KSM on December 07, 2020, 09:55:44 AM
@KSM32  Do you have the munchies?  ;D  The thought of peanuts and eggs together puts me off.  I don't even know how I would incorporate the two.  The eggs and pork, yes.  The peanuts and pork, yes.  Heck, I love cheese with almost everything.

Put it together man.  Let us know how it tastes.  It might turn out to be surprisingly good.  Or not.  ;)

Mission aborted. Due to YUCK factor.

Apologies for wasting your time. However you have given me a great pork and peanut roast for next Sundays weekend food finale. @ShayP
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Post by: ShayP on December 07, 2020, 10:04:28 AM
Apologies for wasting your time. However you have given me a great pork and peanut roast for next Sundays weekend food finale. @ShayP

No apologies needed.  You never waste my time.  Are you giving the pork an Asian flare? @KSM32  I knew a guy that crumbled the peanuts made some kind of rub with them and coated the pork.  Threw some beer in there too and slow cooked it.  It wasn't an Asian recipe BTW.  Anyway, I thought it was weird at first but when I tasted it I was amazed.  I wish I remembered his recipe.  Dude was great at coming up with unusual combinations and most were really good.  He also smoked A LOT of weed.   ;D
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Post by: KSM on December 07, 2020, 10:12:30 AM
No apologies needed.  You never waste my time.  Are you giving the pork an Asian flare? @KSM32  I new a guy that crumbled the peanuts made some kind of rub with them and coated the pork.  Threw some beer in there too and slow cooked it.  I thought it was weird at first but when I tasted it I was amazed.  I wish I remembered his recipe.  Dude was great at coming up with unusual combinations and most were really good.  He also smoked A LOT of weed.   ;D
Yeah I'm not sure how to approach it but I'll do some net searching. Comfort slowcooker yummies.  I'll remember to wear hairnet. There was a long black hair in my wife's scrambled eggs yesterday, fortunately I caught it before she sat down for breakfast.

HAIR!  wouldn't want to have to spend a weekend at Lynn's..  8)
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Post by: Spookcat on December 07, 2020, 10:18:54 AM
@ShayP 

Serious.  What are your thoughts on mixing the flavors of peanuts with eggs? I might try this tomorrow. Think about it; peanuts, eggs, and pork.  To me it sounds like a fantastic threesome. Peanuts will replace the need for the hash brown. Or toast.  Might add cheese and wrap it all now that I think aboot it!!  :)

I don't know about the eggs and peanuts but hamburgers with peanut butter are interesting. So are hamburgers with fried eggs.
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Post by: ShayP on December 07, 2020, 10:20:17 AM
Yeah I'm not sure how to approach it but I'll do some net searching. Comfort slowcooker yummies.  I'll remember to wear hairnet. There was a long black hair in my wife's scrambled eggs yesterday, fortunately I caught it before she sat down for breakfast.

HAIR!  wouldn't want to have to spend a weekend at Lynn's..  8)

Put your hair in a manbun or do it like a geisha. ;D
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Post by: PolkaDot on December 07, 2020, 08:23:59 PM
Yeah I'm not sure how to approach it but I'll do some net searching. Comfort slowcooker yummies.  I'll remember to wear hairnet. There was a long black hair in my wife's scrambled eggs yesterday, fortunately I caught it before she sat down for breakfast.

HAIR!  wouldn't want to have to spend a weekend at Lynn's..  8)

That would require a full report with pictures.
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Post by: Mr Apnea on December 07, 2020, 09:08:49 PM
I don't know about the eggs and peanuts but hamburgers with peanut butter are interesting. So are hamburgers with fried eggs.

The joy of experiencing it twice!
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Post by: KSM on December 08, 2020, 09:47:48 AM
@Ciardelo How are you liking the workout rope, did it come with an anchor or do you have it tied to something?
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Post by: Ciardelo on December 08, 2020, 10:46:24 AM
@Ciardelo How are you liking the workout rope, did it come with an anchor or do you have it tied to something?

It's pretty long (I hear that a lot, it's ok)

No anchor, but I'm going to install it outside this spring. My workout room is a little snug for it.
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Post by: paladin1991 on December 08, 2020, 10:22:12 PM
He's a little punk. Sho nuff know that!


Shoe 'nuff.  Now why  don't you step and fetch me a beer n some wings?  Should know your place.
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Post by: paladin1991 on December 08, 2020, 10:23:15 PM
I don't know who's uglier - Him, or her.

Oh,  the humanity?  sickening

FM what I have seen, white and fat is highly desired by the negro.
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Post by: paladin1991 on December 08, 2020, 10:32:44 PM
He's snarky like that.
Also, he may be short.  :(

Hehehehe.   Short a few brain cells, that's for sure.
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Post by: paladin1991 on December 08, 2020, 10:34:15 PM
@whoozit  OK. Forget BELLgabbers and doing sex at them. WHatta about ELLgabbers livestock?  Ya know.. the drinks are flowing.. you're surprised at much you're attracted to her/them?..  fast forward and hour or two and the bed springs are workin' overtime in the hotel room!!!

Whole different group, pretty much

Canadians.
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Post by: PolkaDot on December 09, 2020, 08:25:04 AM
@Battleborn what part of the state are you from?
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Post by: whoozit on December 09, 2020, 01:44:38 PM
The t.c electronic Chorus+ Pedal is worth every penny. Do you agree @KSM32 and @Bart Ell  or am I missing a better one.
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Post by: Bart Ell on December 09, 2020, 05:22:43 PM
The t.c electronic Chorus+ Pedal is worth every penny. Do you agree @KSM32 and @Bart Ell  or am I missing a better one.

If it sounds good to you then that's all that matters.
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Post by: KSM on December 09, 2020, 05:56:28 PM
The t.c electronic Chorus+ Pedal is worth every penny. Do you agree @KSM32 and @Bart Ell  or am I missing a better one.
I'm more of a traditional hard rock guitar direct into amp guy. At times I'll add some chorus later (to the recorded sound) if needed.

And.. what Bart said.
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Post by: JUAN on December 10, 2020, 04:31:43 AM
I was always a fan of Terry Kath’s Allied Radio preamps.
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Post by: KSM on December 10, 2020, 07:05:15 PM
I was always a fan of Terry Kath’s Allied Radio preamps.
Juan, what did dinosaur taste like?  ;) ;D
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Post by: JUAN on December 11, 2020, 04:48:15 AM
Juan, what did dinosaur taste like?  ;) ;D
Chicken.  They were birds after all.
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Post by: PolkaDot on December 16, 2020, 06:23:04 PM
@JayGab , I'm sure you never tire of hearing it but...
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Also, -1
     Damn. Too soon.  :-\
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Post by: JayGab on December 16, 2020, 07:33:00 PM
@JayGab
Also, -1
     Damn. Too soon.  :-\

And you couldn't even get that right. Get some rest. Try again tomorrow. 

A word to the not so wise - if you're going to box with GOD you'll find your arms are far too short.  Quite while you're behind, hussie.

*Snaps a Z*
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Post by: PolkaDot on December 16, 2020, 08:34:17 PM
And you couldn't even get that right. Get some rest. Try again tomorrow. 

A word to the not so wise - if you're going to box with GOD you'll find your arms are far too short.  Quite while you're behind, hussie.

*Snaps a Z*
Oh! Are you going to break out into song and dance now? That has quite the entertainment possibilities. By all means carry on.
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Post by: Spookcat on December 21, 2020, 04:59:42 PM
@Walks_At_Night how are you, the Mrs. The Morg! descendants, and the Island of misfits?
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 21, 2020, 10:48:46 PM
@Walks_At_Night how are you, the Mrs. The Morg! descendants, and the Island of misfits?

Heya @Spookcat

Well let's see....

The birds are doing well. Lylah, the Cockatiel had scratched a big gash over her left eye and had to go the the Avian vet. We had to wrap her into a "bird burrito" for a few days to let it heal up [which it did]. Parakeets are doing fine as well. We have one pair that are breeding machines and Mrs. Walks has them turning a small profit at this point. There is a surprising market for babies.

After finishing school, Little Walks lucked out and got a job in her field. Originally she was expected to relocate but the virus situation thankfully has delayed that. With luck she'll be able to work remote for permanently as she was not thrilled with the work location. She works for large outfit whose name is instantly recognizable and she thought at first "Wow" this should really be awesome. Didn't take long to learn the truth - stupidity and bureaucracy carry the day sometimes. Mrs. Walks is well but a bit frustrated with her gig too. She works with anti-virals and they managed to get it approved for clinical trials for Covid-19 treatment. They need like at least 30 people for the trial but somehow, someway they have had a hell of a time finding candidates. All you hear about is how widespread it is here in the U.S. but when the rubber meets the road after 6 months they are nowhere near the candidate participation level they need to be at. Very weird.

I've actually been....great as of late. The only benefit I have at work that has not been pared back is vacation time. I get a nice amount and as we never went anywhere this year, I've been off almost all of December. I had always thought that I would hate retirement. I don't think that'll be the case. I'm kind of digging this. I've done some reading, watched some TV and got a bunch of house projects taken care of. Typically, I have time for none of those things. Been watching some silly documentaries on Amazon and it once in a while Dietrich will show up. Always freaks me out!

Hot Wheels and Red Heat both managed to find new gigs.... So that's good for them. What is not good is that Methuselah and Sweet Young Thing's big annual Christmas bash was cancelled this year. That sucks as it is quite the occasion.  Hillbilly Jim has changed his plans a tad. He was planning on quitting and going it alone with a patent idea he had. He's decided that he is not cut out for that. He did get his house here in town sold finally.  He had ripped out two of the bedrooms to turn them into a combo Man Cave/Sex Dungeon. He ended up having to have them put back in - guess there is more a market for a pad with three bedrooms over a 1 bedroom sex palace. He's gonna take a chance and try to stay up in the Appalachians full time. The White Shoe Boys have done an analysis and come to the conclusion that we are much more productive working remotely. Well gee - ya think?  Not all jammed together in that big open room was not good for productivity. I bet we'll be given the option of not having to go into the office once this virus is in the rear view mirror. The Hillbilly never made it back to Vietnam due to the virus. One drawback of his living up in the mountains is his pool of viable targets is reduced greatly. Not to be denied he's been tapping some chick down at his post office. He has to drive quite a distance to get to his post office to pick up his mail. He's been tapping one of the postal workers when makes the trek. She'll go on break when he gets there and they'll have a little quickie in her van out back. Apparently there is no luvin' like married, postal worker luvin', in a parked van during a coffee break. I wouldn't know but the Hillybilly swears by it.

 
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Post by: Ciardelo on December 22, 2020, 11:17:32 AM
Heya @Spookcat

Well let's see....

Not to intrude, but this is the best "Christmas Letter" I've read this year! :D
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Post by: TigerLily on December 22, 2020, 08:32:23 PM
@Walks_At_Night how are you, the Mrs. The Morg! descendants, and the Island of misfits?

Hey @Spookcat  I'm really glad you asked @Walks_At_Night  how everything is. Thanks for the year end progress report Walks. Happy Holidays
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 23, 2020, 09:50:12 AM
Hey @Spookcat  I'm really glad you asked @Walks_At_Night  how everything is. Thanks for the year end progress report Walks. Happy Holidays

Oh you bet. Hopefully you and yours have a great holiday as well.  Keep looking up at the sky out there in California. You never know what you shall see. This was from last night:

https://www.facebook.com/104909169548877/videos/516616359242105/?t=0
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Post by: Jayzelady on December 23, 2020, 01:33:45 PM
Oh you bet. Hopefully you and yours have a great holiday as well.  Keep looking up at the sky out there in California. You never know what you shall see. This was from last night:

https://www.facebook.com/104909169548877/videos/516616359242105/?t=0

Hey, @Walks_At_Night! It was great to hear from you with an update (thanks, @Spookcat)! Since you were contemplating future retirement options a bit, I hope you will add taking the plunge at writing. As a lot of us have noted, you have the gift of being able to weave a humorous and enjoyable story. Being an amateur poet, I very much appreciate how much writing can be magic! Something to think about, I hope!
Merry Christmas to all the Walks clan and a prayer for a better new year!
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Post by: KSM on December 23, 2020, 01:39:20 PM
@juan

When it comes to the turkey dinner are you like me in that you love the giblets and neck? I adore the heart and other iron rich treats :)  Some birds don't come with the giblets and I think that's an outrage!   I suspect you are exactly like me.      When it comes to this - the turkey gibbles.
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Post by: JUAN on December 23, 2020, 02:02:05 PM
I like it all.  Chopped up and mixed together. Also cook the turkey breast side down so the juices from the dark meat soak down into the white meat.
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Post by: KSM on December 23, 2020, 02:10:26 PM
I like it all.  Chopped up and mixed together. Also cook the turkey breast side down so the juices from the dark meat soak down into the white meat.
Glad to hear that!  We like a golden brown crispy skin breast so we breast up. It's a juicy as anything out there because we stuff uber amounts of butter under the skin throughout the bird.  And we stick to younger birds under 15lbs. These do not dry out like the giant ones do.  If we have a houseful we have to make two or even three turkeys what with them being smaller.

10 - 12 LB is the ideal weight and age. Always FRESH and never frozen!  This will be my first in many years not heading out to my friends farm and killing my own gobble gobble.  So store bought it is  :-\
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 23, 2020, 06:53:55 PM
Hey, @Walks_At_Night! It was great to hear from you with an update (thanks, @Spookcat)! Since you were contemplating future retirement options a bit, I hope you will add taking the plunge at writing. As a lot of us have noted, you have the gift of being able to weave a humorous and enjoyable story. Being an amateur poet, I very much appreciate how much writing can be magic! Something to think about, I hope!
Merry Christmas to all the Walks clan and a prayer for a better new year!

Complements and the good wishes are much appreciated @Jayzelady   Looks like it might be in the 40's down your way tomorrow. Keep warm!
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Post by: Jayzelady on December 24, 2020, 07:26:57 AM
Joyeux Noel, Y’all!

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Post by: Ciardelo on December 24, 2020, 07:32:42 AM
Joyeux Noel, Y’all!

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Mercy buckets an backatcha! ;)
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Post by: ShayP on December 24, 2020, 07:55:25 AM
I hope yinz have a Merry Christmas!
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Post by: TigerLily on December 24, 2020, 09:02:00 AM
Glad to hear that!  We like a golden brown crispy skin breast so we breast up. It's a juicy as anything out there because we stuff uber amounts of butter under the skin throughout the bird.  And we stick to younger birds under 15lbs. These do not dry out like the giant ones do.  If we have a houseful we have to make two or even three turkeys what with them being smaller.

10 - 12 LB is the ideal weight and age. Always FRESH and never frozen!  This will be my first in many years not heading out to my friends farm and killing my own gobble gobble.  So store bought it is  :-\

Oh dear. If I met my turkey live first I'm sure I'd invite it over for a vegetarian dinner. Hypocritical I know but that is the Way of the City Girl. Never look your food in the eye

So @Christmas Penis . How do you kill them? Does he let it go in the woods and you have to hunt it down with a rifle? Or better yet? Chase it down with an axe? Or is it more like chopping down your own Christmas tree where your friend holds it on a chopping block and you yell, "Hold still!", with an axe Ned Stark style? Then does does your wife pull out the feathers and de-gut it old-school style? Or does your friend provide that service like on a professional fishing trip? Tofu loaf is looking better all the time

Once when I was in the mountains in Julian above San Diego I saw a flock of wild turkeys. They were huge! And so beautiful. Not these weird white ones they grow for Thanksgiving
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Post by: KSM on December 24, 2020, 12:19:37 PM
Oh dear. If I met my turkey live first I'm sure I'd invite it over for a vegetarian dinner. Hypocritical I know but that is the Way of the City Girl. Never look your food in the eye

So @Christmas Penis . How do you kill them? Does he let it go in the woods and you have to hunt it down with a rifle? Or better yet? Chase it down with an axe? Or is it more like chopping down your own Christmas tree where your friend holds it on a chopping block and you yell, "Hold still!", with an axe Ned Stark style? Then does does your wife pull out the feathers and de-gut it old-school style? Or does your friend provide that service like on a professional fishing trip? Tofu loaf is looking better all the time

Once when I was in the mountains in Julian above San Diego I saw a flock of wild turkeys. They were huge! And so beautiful. Not these weird white ones they grow for Thanksgiving

Stump and an axe. "OF WITH HIS HEAD!"

Merry Christmas @TigerLily
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Post by: TigerLily on December 24, 2020, 12:23:27 PM
Stump and an axe. "OF WITH HIS HEAD!"

Merry Christmas @TigerLily

Same to you and yours and your @Christmas Penis
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Post by: KSM on December 24, 2020, 12:24:52 PM
and your @Christmas Penis


basted with herbed garlic butter
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Post by: KSM on January 04, 2021, 09:32:51 PM
@GravitySucks

I have always thought that actor David Carradine sort of got by on the Beta Carotene coat-tail. Think about it - Beta Carotene is Good For You so..  I suspect he latched on to even that aspect.  Sort of genius on his part to use the syllable AND rhyme thing so perfectly.

Beta Carridine
David Carotene ...   8)
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Post by: GravitySucks on January 05, 2021, 11:46:21 PM
@GravitySucks

I have always thought that actor David Carradine sort of got by on the Beta Carotene coat-tail. Think about it - Beta Carotene is Good For You so..  I suspect he latched on to even that aspect.  Sort of genius on his part to use the syllable AND rhyme thing so perfectly.

Beta Carridine
David Carotene ...   8)

@KSM Was GrasshopperPenis taken?
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Post by: KSM on January 06, 2021, 12:42:09 PM
@KSM Was GrasshopperPenis taken?
Weirdest curveball reply ever.  I don't know how to respond to that.
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Post by: GravitySucks on January 06, 2021, 05:57:22 PM
Weirdest curveball reply ever.  I don't know how to respond to that.

@KSM



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Post by: KSM on January 07, 2021, 10:04:15 AM
@anniem  May I ask what thread it is you wish to ignore?
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Post by: anniem on January 07, 2021, 03:43:28 PM
@anniem  May I ask what thread it is you wish to ignore?

Sure! I never read the falkie one, have no idea who he is. I've looked, he seems like the sort of person I am not interested in knowing what is going on. I have a few people on ignore, because they are also the sort of people I don't wish to see anymore. I used to get paid and had to interact with morons, that isn't the case anymore.
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Post by: KSM on January 07, 2021, 06:41:15 PM
Sure! I never read the falkie one, have no idea who he is. I've looked, he seems like the sort of person I am not interested in knowing what is going on. I have a few people on ignore, because they are also the sort of people I don't wish to see anymore. I used to get paid and had to interact with morons, that isn't the case anymore.
Couldn't agree more! It's bloody ridiculous.  What bankrupt lives those who frequent that thread must lead. Shame!!

There are more than a few here who agree with you. @anniem
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Post by: anniem on January 07, 2021, 07:11:22 PM
Couldn't agree more! It's bloody ridiculous.  What bankrupt lives those who frequent that thread must lead. Shame!!

Oh no, heck, the same could be said for the HW thread. When she was actively misbehaving, I found it very amusing. I just never  "got" the falkie thing. I would put it out of site if I could. I'd also hide the threads where I have on ignore frequent.
No big deal though, @KSM

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Post by: KSM on January 07, 2021, 07:33:51 PM
Oh no, heck, the same could be said for the HW thread. When she was actively misbehaving, I found it very amusing. I just never  "got" the falkie thing. I would put it out of site if I could. I'd also hide the threads where I have on ignore frequent.
No big deal though, @KSM
I think the Heather thread is an entirely different animal.  At least there is real, tangible, content and backstory in there. Falkie is just redundant bullshit.  Although it's good for charitable page views so there's that.   :-\
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Post by: anniem on January 07, 2021, 07:52:11 PM
I think the Heather thread is an entirely different animal.  At least there is real, tangible, content and backstory in there. Falkie is just redundant bullshit.  Although it's good for charitable page views so there's that.   :-\

Good point.
 :)
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Post by: Bart Ell on January 08, 2021, 04:49:30 AM
Buncha dummies.
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Post by: KSM on January 08, 2021, 09:54:39 AM
Buncha dummies.
LOCKSMITH!  ::)
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Post by: KSM on January 08, 2021, 10:26:13 AM
Buncha dummies.
Why, because we're not obsessed with an obese grifter? Or whatever the fuck he/it is.
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Post by: Bart Ell on January 08, 2021, 10:32:39 AM
Why, because we're not obsessed with an obese grifter? Or whatever the fuck he/it is.

Obviously yes.
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Post by: anniem on January 08, 2021, 10:36:44 AM
Buncha dummies.

How many is a buncha?

Why, because we're not obsessed with an obese grifter? Or whatever the fuck he/it is.
Obviously yes.

Yes to obsessed and or yes to obese grifter?

Is the falkie thread fun/funny?
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Post by: Bart Ell on January 08, 2021, 10:40:12 AM

Is the falkie thread fun/funny?

More fun than an open casket funeral.
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Post by: whoozit on January 08, 2021, 11:19:13 AM
The Falkie thread is a refined and distinguished taste.  It’s not surprising it is above the heads of many here.
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Post by: anniem on January 08, 2021, 11:20:30 AM
The Falkie thread is a refined and distinguished taste.  It’s not surprising it is above the heads of many here.

Did that falkie come from bellgab?
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Post by: whoozit on January 08, 2021, 11:22:17 AM
Did that falkie come from bellgab?
Falkie is so much more than origins.  You may as well ask from whence comes the wind.  He is an inspiration to those that think they have hit rock bottom to continue their efforts and dig a new Mariana Trench.
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Post by: KSM on January 08, 2021, 12:01:24 PM
The Falkie thread is a refined and distinguished taste.  It’s not surprising it is above the heads of many here.
No dude, it's far beneath many of us. And that a mental midget such as yourself is so immersed in it does not bode well.  About what I would expect from a guy who can't afford a real Les Paul. That likely speaks to your playing ability as well.
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Post by: whoozit on January 08, 2021, 12:43:14 PM
No dude, it's far beneath many of us. And that a mental midget such as yourself is so immersed in it does not bode well.  About what I would expect from a guy who can't afford a real Les Paul. That likely speaks to your playing ability as well.
I’m not that immersed in it, but it is interesting to to take a peek in there from time to time, much like gawking at an accident. In fact, I find the usual cast of characters fixation on and vitriol for someone that is obviously not right in the head, troubling.  I was just trying to make this the new argument thread since the other one has petered out.   As far as my Epiphone Les Paul, I already have a lot invested in my Strats so there was no need to sink buckets of money into a Gibson for one of my hobbies.  I would rather spend that money on something else.  Besides, Epiphone head stocks tend to stay attached.  :P
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Post by: KSM on January 08, 2021, 12:55:51 PM
Besides, Epiphone head stocks tend to stay attached.  :P
Well played.  8)  I'll never live that spin-kick heard around the world down  :-[
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Post by: anniem on January 08, 2021, 01:47:35 PM
I’m not that immersed in it, but it is interesting to to take a peek in there from time to time, much like gawking at an accident. In fact, I find the usual cast of characters fixation on and vitriol for someone that is obviously not right in the head, troubling. 

That makes sense.
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Post by: Ciardelo on January 08, 2021, 02:21:33 PM
Clearly, the only solution to this vexing problem is to send as money as one can to falkie2013@gmail.com via PayPal.

Why is Falkies money in your pocket?
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Post by: ShayP on January 08, 2021, 05:20:55 PM
I’m not that immersed in it, but it is interesting to to take a peek in there from time to time, much like gawking at an accident. In fact, I find the usual cast of characters fixation on and vitriol for someone that is obviously not right in the head, troubling.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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Post by: JUAN on January 08, 2021, 05:21:47 PM
I made the mistake of clicking on the Falkie thread only once.
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Post by: PolkaDot on January 17, 2021, 10:59:55 AM
@KSM : takes one to know one.
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Post by: whoozit on January 17, 2021, 11:39:28 AM
I made the mistake of clicking on the Falkie thread only once.
Once is never enough, click all you like, there is always more.
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Post by: KSM on January 17, 2021, 12:31:39 PM
@KSM : takes one to know one.
Who ya think made em' that way, EH!?

I'm making giant beef ribs.  :)

@PolkaDot
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Post by: PolkaDot on January 18, 2021, 08:51:31 AM
Who ya think made em' that way, EH!?

I'm making giant beef ribs.  :)

@PolkaDot
The Fates? Those girls are wily, no telling what sorts of shenanigans they can get up to.

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You made beef ribs on purpose? You couldn’t find any decent pig? 🐽 @KSM
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Post by: PB on January 18, 2021, 09:43:24 AM
... I find the... vitriol for someone that is obviously not right in the head, troubling...

I think that's massively overshadowed by the level of aggressive selfishness and entitlement.  The personification of so much that is wrong with our society
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Post by: anniem on January 18, 2021, 09:47:34 AM
I think that's massively overshadowed by the level of aggressive selfishness and entitlement.  The personification of so much that is wrong with our society

And yet some want to set things up for nothing but that.
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Post by: PB on January 18, 2021, 09:48:26 AM
... Is the falkie thread fun/funny?

It certainly has it's moments.  Personal favorites tend to be Falk's interactions with others, and the telling of his grandiose plans.  The best are when he 's pranked by the ''haters and trolls''.

For the longest time MW was convinced he had to be an ordinary person doing performance art videos for laffs - there couldn't actually be a Falkie..
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Post by: PB on January 18, 2021, 09:55:49 AM
And yet some want to set things up for nothing but that.

One of them is getting recalled...  The rest still won't get the message though.
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Post by: KSM on January 18, 2021, 10:59:18 AM

You made beef ribs on purpose? You couldn’t find any decent pig? 🐽 @KSM
@PolkaDot  They were prime rib bones. Wonderful stuff. Low n slow in the Dutch oven ::) and BBQ sauced lightly as they are flashed under the broiler for the finish.  Served with a baked medley of beets, baby potato's, red onions and turnips.   :)   yummy   :) :P
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Post by: Jayzelady on January 18, 2021, 09:34:26 PM
@PolkaDot  They were prime rib bones. Wonderful stuff. Low n slow in the Dutch oven ::) and BBQ sauced lightly as they are flashed under the broiler for the finish.  Served with a baked medley of beets, baby potato's, red onions and turnips.   :)   yummy   :) :P

Well, thank the Lawd you didn’t eat them in a bedpan a la Falkie. LOLOLOLOLOL
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Post by: PolkaDot on January 19, 2021, 08:58:57 AM
@PolkaDot  They were prime rib bones. Wonderful stuff. Low n slow in the Dutch oven ::) and BBQ sauced lightly as they are flashed under the broiler for the finish.  Served with a baked medley of beets, baby potato's, red onions and turnips.   :)   yummy   :) :P

Well, that last part sounds good. You may make me some. And a glass of red wine please. And could you turn on the tele @KSM ?
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Post by: PolkaDot on January 19, 2021, 09:00:23 AM
Well, thank the Lawd you didn’t eat them in a bedpan a la Falkie. LOLOLOLOLOL
WHAT THE FUCK??
PLEASE tell me that is a joke... an awful, weird, disturbing joke.  ??? @Jayzelady
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Post by: KSM on January 19, 2021, 09:37:09 AM
Well, that last part sounds good. You may make me some. And a glass of horse ejaculate. And could you turn on the vibrator@KSM ?
The whole thing is good not just the last part.

Well, thank the Lawd you didn’t eat them in a bedpan a la Falkie. LOLOLOLOLOL
  ???

WHAT THE FUCK??
PLEASE tell me that is a joke... an awful, weird, disturbing joke.  ??? @Jayzelady
And you're another one who doesn't do the falkie.

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Post by: Jayzelady on January 19, 2021, 09:47:47 AM
WHAT THE FUCK??
PLEASE tell me that is a joke... an awful, weird, disturbing joke.  ??? @Jayzelady

Couldn’t find the big screen capture of him licking his barbecue covered fingers after dipping it into the bowl with the ribs. It’s buried in the Falkie thread...can you please help find the pic, @Bart Ell?
Did find this small one from same eating fest. 😁

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Post by: Ciardelo on January 19, 2021, 09:50:02 AM
@KSM

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Post by: KSM on January 19, 2021, 10:02:16 AM
@KSM

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OMG THAT'S HIS ALTERNATIVE TO TOILET PAPER??? So he's on the toilet there?      I almost threw up    ugh 

Couldn’t find the big screen capture of him licking his barbecue covered fingers after dipping it into the bowl with the ribs. It’s buried in the Falkie thread...can you please help find the pic, @Bart Ell?
Did find this small one from same eating fest. 😁

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Wow. Just - wow.
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 19, 2021, 10:10:09 AM
OMG THAT'S HIS ALTERNATIVE TO TOILET PAPER??? So he's on the toilet there?      I almost threw up    ugh 

Wow. Just - wow.

Toughen up man.

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Post by: anniem on January 19, 2021, 11:37:24 AM
Well, thank the Lawd you didn’t eat them in a bedpan a la Falkie. LOLOLOLOLOL

Bed
pan
?
No, no, nevermind. I don't want to know why THAT is in a sentence with eat.
NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO
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Post by: Jayzelady on January 19, 2021, 12:11:07 PM
Bed
pan
?
No, no, nevermind. I don't want to know why THAT is in a sentence with eat.
NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO

Note the bowl he is holding in the pic. It really is something to see in the larger pictures if someone can find and post them. LOL
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Post by: Bart Ell on January 19, 2021, 12:25:36 PM
Couldn’t find the big screen capture of him licking his barbecue covered fingers after dipping it into the bowl with the ribs. It’s buried in the Falkie thread...can you please help find the pic, @Bart Ell?
Did find this small one from same eating fest. 😁

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I think @LittleChris , @Norm or @Happier Times are Coming may have it.

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Post by: PB on January 19, 2021, 01:39:26 PM
This is like an Ellgab field trip to Falkie's place.

What I want to know is how is an entire turkey plated for dinner?  That would be some bed pan.
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Post by: KSM on January 19, 2021, 04:40:41 PM
I think @LittleChris , @Norm or @Happier Times are Coming may have it.

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It looks like Jabba The Hutt
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Post by: anniem on January 19, 2021, 04:42:58 PM
It looks like Jabba The Hutt

Um oh, now it spills over here and to the other one.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
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Post by: JUAN on January 19, 2021, 05:05:45 PM
Aren't two falkie threads enough?
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Post by: StarrMountain on January 19, 2021, 06:25:09 PM
It looks like Jabba The Hutt

Really, KSM??? :(   :P :P :P  Please forgive my pukeasaurus moment. ::)
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Post by: Bart Ell on January 20, 2021, 04:47:03 AM
Aren't two falkie threads enough?

Some would say one is more than enough.
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Post by: KSM on January 30, 2021, 05:00:18 PM
HEY LILY, SHOULDN'T YOU'RE HANDLE BE WOLF OR HORSELILY?   Never see a fuckin' tiger in there. Ya' got every shitass animal going BUT tigers. And whales. WhaleLily. There ya go  ::)



     
@TigerLily
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Post by: TigerLily on January 30, 2021, 09:38:06 PM
Some would say one is more than enough.

Most would say one is too many
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Post by: TigerLily on January 30, 2021, 09:46:43 PM
HEY LILY, SHOULDN'T YOU'RE HANDLE BE WOLF OR HORSELILY?   Never see a fuckin' tiger in there. Ya' got every shitass animal going BUT tigers. And whales. WhaleLily. There ya go  ::)
     
@TigerLily

I had tigers. You said they looked too "liberal". If we're going for virtual reality shouldn't you be represented by a dripping penis?
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Post by: KSM on January 31, 2021, 05:09:31 PM
I had tigers. You said they looked too "liberal". If we're going for virtual reality shouldn't you be represented by a dripping penis?
Hmm   I'd say ya got me. Alas, it's a family board and I do my part to keep it clean.
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Post by: anniem on January 31, 2021, 05:29:27 PM
Hmm   I'd say ya got me. Alas, it's a family board and I do my part to keep it clean.

*GASP*
Are you related to Bart Ell!??!!?!?!?!
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Post by: KSM on February 02, 2021, 10:31:06 PM
@PolkaDot

You're a dork. A lady dork. 

A deeer, a dorrrk, a feeemale dorrrk..  8)
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Post by: PolkaDot on February 05, 2021, 12:46:10 PM
@PolkaDot

You're a dork. A lady dork. 

A deeer, a dorrrk, a feeemale dorrrk..  8)
Wow, Shakespeare, you really have a way with words.  ::)
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Post by: JayGab on February 05, 2021, 08:05:33 PM
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W' ello sista!
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Post by: PolkaDot on February 06, 2021, 04:57:51 PM
W' ello sista!
Shitbird.
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Post by: JayGab on February 08, 2021, 10:07:59 AM
Shitbird.
*yaaawwn*

Ya see - Polkapenis, there are no actual "Shitbird"s. They don't exist. ::)    Once again you ass-make of yourself.

Negress pleeeaaase
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Post by: paladin1991 on February 08, 2021, 09:52:49 PM
*yaaawwn*

Ya see - Polkapenis, there are no actual "Shitbird"s. They don't exist. ::)    Once again you ass-make of yourself.

Negress pleeeaaase

Actually, Shitbirds are real.  So are Tarbabies.
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Post by: KSM on February 10, 2021, 10:21:50 AM
@sean92008

Can you in a few or many few words sum up your eating and drinking habits with regards to your entire adult life? What about exercise and sleep?

This is in regards to your expressed love for cola and such in the random stupid thread.

just curious
no angle
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Post by: sean92008 on February 10, 2021, 12:25:36 PM
@sean92008

Can you in a few or many few words sum up your eating and drinking habits with regards to your entire adult life? What about exercise and sleep?

This is in regards to your expressed love for cola and such in the random stupid thread.

just curious
no angle

I'm thinking of an answer that isn't TMI...  Remind me if I don't come back to this, @KSM
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Post by: PolkaDot on February 10, 2021, 03:28:18 PM
*yaaawwn*

Ya see - Polkapenis, there are no actual "Shitbird"s. They don't exist. ::)    Once again you ass-make of yourself.

Negress pleeeaaase

@JayGab
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Post by: PolkaDot on February 10, 2021, 03:31:07 PM
I'm thinking of an answer that isn't TMI...  Remind me if I don't come back to this, @KSM
Wait...NOW you're worried about TMI @sean92008 ????
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Post by: KSM on February 10, 2021, 08:08:22 PM
I'm thinking of an answer that isn't TMI...  Remind me if I don't come back to this, @KSM

TMI. Really?

Ok. I'll go first.
When I was 20 I got way into biking during a three month layoff from band on the road stuff.  I had the whole Lance Armstrong outfit bike gear with the spandex shorts. One night while cooking pasta and wearing said spandex shorts (no underwear with my prick down my left leg) (chicks dig that look) I was rather neglectful and had the pot handle pointing outward over the edge of the stove.  Yada yada.. I was explaining something to a 'guest' and was quite animated and talking with my hands.

In one gesture my life almost changed! While lowering my hands to help make whatever point I was making I hit the pot handle thus tipping the BOILING WATER and all it's contents down onto my AREA!

The spandex INSTANTLY melted and MERGED into the skin of the RIGHT SIDE OF MY PENIS becoming one with the shorts I was wearing!  Remember the Philadelphia Experiment where the men were melted in with the steel of the deck of the ship? LIKE THAT!!! IT WAS JUST LIKE THAT!!

I was rushed to emergency where I (while awake) suffered unspeakable agonizing pain while the aliens doctors peeeeeeled away the skin FROM MY PENIS!!!  SEAN!!!!  SERIOUSLY!!!


... anyways I made a full recovery thanks to a lovely gal who visited me daily to apply the cream. This was difficult as the huge scab was forming and then formed as getting arroused while she helped out ::) would have been dreadful and greatly hindering my recovery should the scab fall off prematurely.  Things worked out great for me but I was extremely lucky.

Thank you Jesus.


OK. Your turn..  @sean92008
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Post by: PB on February 10, 2021, 09:48:28 PM
... while cooking pasta and wearing said spandex shorts...

You're not blaming poor fashion choices on cycling, are you?
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Post by: Bart Ell on February 11, 2021, 04:38:53 AM
(no underwear with my prick down my left leg)

Look @DaveScottSOR , everyone is using it now!
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Post by: ShayP on February 11, 2021, 05:24:07 AM
... anyways I made a full recovery thanks to a lovely gal who visited me daily to apply the cream. This was difficult as the huge scab was forming and then formed as getting arroused while she helped out ::) would have been dreadful and greatly hindering my recovery should the scab fall off prematurely.  Things worked out great for me but I was extremely lucky.

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Post by: ShayP on February 11, 2021, 05:24:34 AM
You're not blaming poor fashion choices on cycling, are you?

LOL!!!
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Post by: PolkaDot on February 11, 2021, 08:30:59 AM

... anyways I made a full recovery thanks to a lovely gal who visited me daily to apply the cream. This was difficult as the huge scab was forming and then formed as getting arroused while she helped out ::) would have been dreadful and greatly hindering my recovery should the scab fall off prematurely.  Things worked out great for me but I was extremely lucky.

Thank you Jesus

The lovely gal’s name was Jesus? :o Did everyone still call her Chewy @KSM ?
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Post by: PolkaDot on February 11, 2021, 08:34:08 AM
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Ug, I don’t think fenugreek’s going to do it @ShayP . Would you want to sit near the stinky asshole that uses that cream?   ???
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Post by: ShayP on February 11, 2021, 09:03:53 AM
Ug, I don’t think fenugreek’s going to do it @ShayP . Would you want to sit near the stinky asshole that uses that cream?   ???

So, @PolkaDot if that was the cream that was applied to @KSM he could've had a Mega Penis that smelled like a sweet curry?  We'll have to see if that's what the "lovely gal" applied to him.  I speculated.  ;) ;D
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Post by: KSM on February 11, 2021, 09:54:20 AM
Buncha crazies.  ::)


You're not blaming poor fashion choices on cycling, are you?
I'll admit; you found this sooner than I expected.  Those were what cyclists wore. Still do, I thought.  So you wear a painters outfit with brushes and rollers swinging about while you ride?

I am TRYING to get @sean92008 to open up about his lifelong (adult years) eating and drinking habits.  Not sure why it's such a clandestine back story.
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Post by: PB on February 11, 2021, 03:16:42 PM
Buncha crazies.  ::)

I'll admit; you found this sooner than I expected.  Those were what cyclists wore. Still do, I thought.  So you wear a painters outfit with brushes and rollers swinging about while you ride?...

Not usually when they're, say, cooking around the campfire.  I'm not in it for the fancy jerseys, etc, I wear a t-shirt, tennis shoes, and the normal looking (non-skin tight) shorts with some padding.
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Post by: ShayP on February 11, 2021, 03:44:44 PM
Buncha crazies.  ::)

 :P
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Post by: ShayP on February 11, 2021, 03:52:56 PM
I am TRYING to get @sean92008 to open up about his lifelong (adult years) eating and drinking habits.  Not sure why it's such a clandestine back story.

@KSM  Requesting someone's "lifelong (adult years) eating and drinking habits" is a little much.  Also it's confusing because you say 'lifelong' followed up by 'adult years'.  C'mon man, which is it?  Tighten up.  Do you want lifelong OR adult years?  Pfft!  ;D   ;)
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Post by: KSM on February 11, 2021, 07:40:23 PM
@KSM  Requesting someone's "lifelong (adult years) eating and drinking habits" is a little much.  Also it's confusing because you say 'lifelong' followed up by 'adult years'.  C'mon man, which is it?  Tighten up.  Do you want lifelong OR adult years?  Pfft!  ;D   ;)

doesn't matter        the puss ain't answering shit anyway
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Post by: DaveScottSOR on February 11, 2021, 07:51:27 PM
Look @DaveScottSOR , everyone is using it now!

You are the trend setter of all trend setters!
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Post by: JayGab on February 11, 2021, 08:10:39 PM
@JayGab
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WET! CHICKEN! CHAIR!

@PolkaDot
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Post by: GravitySucks on February 14, 2021, 09:51:14 AM
@KSM

Do you know how Texans celebrate Valentines?

Butterfly a ribeye into a shape of a heart. Skip a mortgage payment or two to get the Wagyu beef. Add a couple of lobster tails slightly larger than a June crawfish. Roast some carrots and yams. Sauté mushrooms, onions and garlic with some balsamic vinegar.

Dark chocolate covered strawberries for dessert. 

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Post by: KSM on February 14, 2021, 10:00:07 AM
@KSM

Do you know how Texans celebrate Valentines?

Butterfly a ribeye into a shape of a heart. Skip a mortgage payment or two to get the Wagyu beef. Add a couple of lobster tails slightly larger than a June crawfish. Roast some carrots and yams. Sauté mushrooms, onions and garlic with some balsamic vinegar.

Dark chocolate covered strawberries for dessert. 

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YES!  I'll be your valentine!   Beautiful Alberta beef ya' got there!  ;)


I'm not gay.
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Post by: ShayP on February 14, 2021, 11:54:38 AM
YES!  I'll be your valentine!   Beautiful Alberta beef ya' got there!  ;)


I'm not gay.


Neither is he, but you'll question yourself if you ever meet him and gaze upon his visage. 
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Post by: KSM on February 14, 2021, 08:04:55 PM
Neither is he.
..and yet he asked me to be his valentine!?? Riiiight.. ::)

..gaze upon his visage. 
Like I don't got UBER visage!!??
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Post by: ShayP on February 14, 2021, 08:22:36 PM
..and yet he asked me to be his valentine!?? Riiiight.. ::)

Uh...I don't think he did.  You jumped at the chance to be his though.  All it took was an awesome steak.  You're so easy.  ;D
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Post by: PB on February 14, 2021, 08:29:16 PM
..and yet he asked me to be his valentine!?? Riiiight...


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Post by: KSM on February 14, 2021, 08:39:49 PM
Uh...I don't think he did.  You jumped at the chance to be his though.  All it took was an awesome steak.  You're so easy.  ;D
What can eye say. I'm a sucker for food that had parents  :P


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And wear a condom! Wouldn't want to mess up that beautiful beef!













Gettin' a lil uncomfortable here fella's.  Joke's over.   Back off.
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Post by: PB on February 14, 2021, 09:06:48 PM
What can eye say. I'm a sucker for food that had parents  :P
And wear a condom! Wouldn't want to mess up that beautiful beef!

Gettin' a lil uncomfortable here fella's.  Joke's over.   Back off.

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Post by: Jayzelady on February 15, 2021, 08:29:30 AM


Oh, I needed that laugh on this miserable freezing day. 😁
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Post by: KSM on February 15, 2021, 09:29:24 AM

Funny stuff.

Could there possibly be a less sexy race than those stumps.
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Post by: sean92008 on February 15, 2021, 09:58:33 AM
Funny stuff.

Could there possibly be a less sexy race than those stumps.

It is amazing what contaminated food will do for you. Although they're a lot fatter than I expected, considering they probably all have worms.
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Post by: ShayP on February 15, 2021, 12:54:23 PM
@KSM What's up with the Accept link?  New fave? (not judging)  I checked it out.  Good song.  I honestly thought they were long retired. 

Also, I know he's not with the band anymore, BUT, don't you think Udo Dirkschneider was an unlikely front man?  I dig Accept's sound but never could get into his vocals.  His replacement is good.

Speaking of Germans in metal bands... I always wanted to have (*clears throat*), "relations" with Doro Pesch. 

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Post by: KSM on February 15, 2021, 01:25:34 PM
@KSM What's up with the Accept link?  New fave? (not judging)  I checked it out.  Good song.  I honestly thought they were long retired. 

Also, I know he's not with the band anymore, BUT, don't you think Udo Dirkschneider was an unlikely front man?  I dig Accept's sound but never could get into his vocals.  His replacement is good.

Speaking of Germans in metal bands... I always wanted to have (*clears throat*), "relations" with Doro Pesch. 

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Ahh, Doro. That is not her best picture but I know what you mean. *clears urethra and throat*

YES. My new faaavorite as Richard Christy would say.

New singer is killer, I just found the new stuff by chance when I decided to watch the video below while hittin' at the Bag-Barn. I don't know who the singer is but he and the entire band manage to duplicate studio recordings which is very important to me. I hate shitty sounding (really good)  bands who's singers can't cut it live!

Their new stuff is better than their old stuff.

Agreed on Udo. Yeah..  @ShayP

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Post by: Kidnostad on February 15, 2021, 01:40:47 PM
Oh, I needed that laugh on this miserable freezing day. 😁

Damn!  Louisiana-ins are in a hell of a fix.  I'll bet even the roadside drive-thru hurricane stands are closed.  The end-times are are upon us for sure! 

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Post by: KSM on March 30, 2021, 07:54:31 PM
@whoozit

New avatar, huh?  hmm

Why that one? And why now after the better part of a decade with the old, tired, sooo played comic?  Just asking..   I mean who doesn't like Poobear.

I like it!
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Post by: whoozit on March 31, 2021, 04:16:22 AM
@whoozit

New avatar, huh?  hmm

Why that one? And why now after the better part of a decade with the old, tired, sooo played comic?  Just asking..   I mean who doesn't like Poobear.

I like it!
@KSM

I chose it more for the Alien reference than the Pooh characters.  The facehugger really likes Pooh.  I think Piglet will soon be in danger.
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on March 31, 2021, 09:50:30 AM
@KSM

I chose it more for the Alien reference than the Pooh characters.  The facehugger really likes Pooh.  I think Piglet will soon be in danger.

Spoiler alert. Christopher Robin is the android.
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Post by: KSM on March 31, 2021, 10:45:29 AM
@KSM

I chose it more for the Alien reference than the Pooh characters.  The facehugger really likes Pooh.  I think Piglet will soon be in danger.
Way to ruin a pleasant afternoon in the hundred acre woods.
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Post by: TigerLily on April 03, 2021, 11:52:32 AM

Dear @PolkaDot  @PolkaDots   You seem to have your members tangles. What the hell, ladies?
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Post by: KSM on April 03, 2021, 12:12:45 PM
Dear @PolkaDot  @PolkaDots   You seem to have your members tangles. What the hell, ladies?
The exhaust fumes. I suspect a diabolical scheme.  The perp? An innocent - a coquettish haberdasher.
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Post by: whoozit on April 03, 2021, 01:15:51 PM
 6:00 AM tomorrow morning at the Sharptop Mountain parking lot.  To the top in time for the 6:57 sunrise.  Be there. 
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Post by: whoozit on April 03, 2021, 01:19:52 PM
Spoiler alert. Christopher Robin is the android.
I see you got your avatar from the Trouble in Hundred Acre Wood series too.  Christopher Robin better get chopping.
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Post by: KSM on April 03, 2021, 02:48:15 PM
6:00 AM tomorrow morning at the Sharptop Mountain parking lot.  To the top in time for the 6:57 sunrise.  Be there.
Dude, who are you asking or telling to meet you there?  Gotta be specific, ya know..  @whoozit Anyways what do you do when you get up there?

I see you got your avatar from the Trouble in Hundred Acre Wood series too.  Christopher Robin better get chopping.
I don't know that I feel comfortable messing with Pooh and the gang like that. When I go back to normal in a few days I'll join you and Cam in the the 100 Acre but my AV will be pure and without all the inferred violence.
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on April 03, 2021, 05:14:34 PM
I see you got your avatar from the Trouble in Hundred Acre Wood series too.  Christopher Robin better get chopping.


When I researched the pooh facehugger and saw the chest buster, I could not resist. I will attempt to put a twist on the chest buster theme avatar all month, but use Giger's idea just once.
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Post by: anniem on April 03, 2021, 08:38:10 PM
When I go back to normal in a few days I'll join you and Cam in the the 100 Acre but my AV will be pure and without all the inferred violence.

Abnormal?
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Post by: whoozit on April 04, 2021, 06:02:48 AM
6:00 AM tomorrow morning at the Sharptop Mountain parking lot.  To the top in time for the 6:57 sunrise.  Be there.
I was there.  Alas!  None of you were.
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Post by: KSM on April 04, 2021, 06:09:48 PM
@TigerLily

That current avatar of yours is just bad. What were you thinking?
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Post by: TigerLily on April 04, 2021, 10:28:25 PM
@TigerLily

That current avatar of yours is just bad. What were you thinking?

What was I thinking? Happy Easter! Hope I didn't cancel anyone's culture. Not that I give a rat's ass
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Post by: KSM on April 04, 2021, 11:48:10 PM
I was there.  Alas!  None of you were.
Alas, isn't a YELL! it should be more of a sigh or a slightly amplified whimper.  @whoozit

What was I thinking? Happy Easter! Hope I didn't cancel anyone's culture. Not that I give a rat's ass
Happy Easter. Not that you give a wabbits ass.
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Post by: PolkaDot on April 05, 2021, 02:45:56 PM
Dear @PolkaDot  @PolkaDots   You seem to have your members tangles. What the hell, ladies?
*Sigh*
I thought it was your week to watch him.  ::)
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Post by: TigerLily on April 05, 2021, 02:47:45 PM
*Sigh*
I thought it was your week to watch him.  ::)

It takes a village ...
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Post by: whoozit on April 05, 2021, 03:35:07 PM
Alas, isn't a YELL! it should be more of a sigh or a slightly amplified whimper.
Alas with gusto or don’t bother. @KSM
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Post by: KSM on April 08, 2021, 07:06:48 PM
@whoozit I do want to know; what do you do when you get to the top of that mountain every Saturday morning. Not like you haven't seen the view a thousand times so do you just rest a bit, sip some water and then gingerly make your way back down?

Take a picture from up there next time.
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Post by: whoozit on April 09, 2021, 04:46:22 AM
@whoozit I do want to know; what do you do when you get to the top of that mountain every Saturday morning. Not like you haven't seen the view a thousand times so do you just rest a bit, sip some water and then gingerly make your way back down?

Take a picture from up there next time.
@KSM  I look around for a bit and head back down.  I mainly use it as a workout.  There is one guy there that runs up and down 4 times.  I don’t run it but have hiked it twice on one occasion when I was scrambling on the rocks and ripped the pocket that held my car keys.  It was a bit of a surprise when my car didn’t unlock when I was at the bottom.   It is 1.5 miles and a 1500 foot climb.  My goal is to be able to run up it in about 30 minutes.  My fastest time so far is 44 minutes up. 
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Post by: KSM on April 12, 2021, 09:54:44 AM
@TigerLily

Shouldn't you now be called, TiggerLily?? ???
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Post by: TigerLily on April 12, 2021, 09:58:28 AM
@TigerLily

So, are you not TiggerLily?? ???

Why yes @KSM . Yes I am TiggerLily. Wonderful, isn't it?  Please point that axe in a different direction. It looks like it might go off. Have you cleaned it recently?
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Post by: KSM on April 12, 2021, 10:01:27 AM
Why yes @KSM . Yes I am TiggerLily. Wonderful, isn't it?  Please point that axe in a different direction. It looks like it might go off. Have you cleaned it recently?
Axe is self cleaning. You know, like your "Oven"  8)
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Post by: ShayP on April 12, 2021, 11:52:55 AM
Axe is self cleaning. You know, like your "Oven"  8)

During this match no vailed implications of vaginal secretions are permitted.  No shedding of the lining of the uterus.  The next infraction will result in a red card and you are off the pitch. @KSM

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Post by: paladin1991 on April 12, 2021, 04:10:44 PM
Axe is self cleaning. You know, like your "Oven"  8)

"oven"  sometimes referred to as her 'bloody axe wound.'
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Post by: paladin1991 on April 12, 2021, 04:11:14 PM
During this match no vailed implications of vaginal secretions are permitted.  No shedding of the lining of the uterus.  The next infraction will result in a red card and you are off the pitch. @KSM

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I see what you did there.
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Post by: whoozit on April 17, 2021, 03:21:26 PM
@KSM On the climb this morning I made some new friends.
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I thought about inviting one of them to several meals but there are too many people on the trail.
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Post by: anniem on April 17, 2021, 05:08:47 PM
@KSM On the climb this morning I made some new friends.
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I thought about inviting one of them to several meals but there are too many people on the trail.

Beautiful photo.
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Post by: KSM on April 17, 2021, 05:58:44 PM
@KSM On the climb this morning I made some new friends.
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I thought about inviting one of them to several meals but there are too many people on the trail.
@whoozit

That is real nice, love it!  Thanks for sharing.  :)

1
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Post by: KSM on April 20, 2021, 11:02:32 PM
@PolkaDot In regards to your question? in the Ask Bart thread

Who said anyone is "always picking on bass players?" And why would you care? You use the word "always" how would you have any idea about such a thing?  I was not aware that the situation was that critical.
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Post by: KSM on April 22, 2021, 10:46:24 AM
What's with the cartoon in your signature area?  It's too small to enjoy. @TigerLily
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Post by: Bart Ell on April 22, 2021, 10:47:22 AM
It's too small to enjoy. @TigerLily

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
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Post by: KSM on April 22, 2021, 11:12:30 AM
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
STOP!  I am feeding her humor at my own expense. Women folk are so predictable and it is so much fun just pointing it out.
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Post by: TigerLily on April 22, 2021, 11:35:56 AM
What's with the cartoon in your signature area?  It's too small to enjoy. @TigerLily

Ok @KSM  Read very carefully. Take two fingers. Any two fingers but I suggest thumb and index to start. You can experiment later. Place on either side. Slowly and carefully move apart to the appropriate distance for maximum enjoyment. Neither too little nor too much is good. Just the right amount will be pleasurable for reading. It is Calvin and Hobbes in a transmogrification battle. My new avatar reminded me of being halfway through transmogrification. ergo the comic

Threw you a curve ball, didn't I?
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Post by: TigerLily on April 22, 2021, 11:37:54 AM
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

HAVE YOU HEARD THAT, @Bart Ell ?
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Post by: Bart Ell on April 22, 2021, 11:42:59 AM
HAVE YOU HEARD THAT, @Bart Ell ?

NO!
Although that may be due to me having had my cookie and already being asleep.
I do not let the deep sighs wake me.
Or the crying.
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Post by: JUAN on April 23, 2021, 12:33:01 PM
@KSM - Justine says you feel safer now that your internet is being censored.  Do you?
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Post by: KSM on April 23, 2021, 05:02:31 PM
@KSM - Justine says you feel safer now that your internet is being censored.  Do you?
He did that years ago. Nothing has changed and I feel great! All the "hate speech" places ( .com's & .ca's )I frequent are doing well.  Thankfully like most of the things the little swish tries to enforce? Nothing really sticks.   If internet censorship becomes as bad as it is down there than maybe I'll begin to worry.  I've read up on a lot of that going on down there and your new Zombie President has further plans, I'm sure. Wouldn't wanna hurt an Asians feelings because that would be un-American. And, for me, un-Canadian.

Whatever boy justin's plans are will no doubt be as effective as America's War On Drugs.   Or TERROR ;)

It is a wonderful time to be alive.
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Post by: PolkaDot on April 28, 2021, 10:20:46 AM
@PolkaDot In regards to your question? in the Ask Bart thread

Who said anyone is "always picking on bass players?" And why would you care? You use the word "always" how would you have any idea about such a thing?  I was not aware that the situation was that critical.
People who play something that looks similiar but has more strings seem to make a point of it. Maybe it's just @Bart Ell . *shrug*
I don't actually care, I was just curious. It's a gift.
Because I know things. Don't doubt me.
Why do you get to be omniscient and I don't @KSM ?  ???
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Post by: KSM on April 28, 2021, 10:45:01 AM

Why do you get to be omniscient and I don't @KSM ?  ???
A motherboard is an essential part (or parts) of a computer system. It holds together many of the most crucial components of any computer, including the central processing unit (CPU) memory and connectors for input and output devices. The base of a motherboard consists of a very firm sheet of non-conductive material, typically some sort of hard plastic. Thin layers of copper or aluminum, referred to as "traces"  These traces are very narrow and form the circuits between the various components. In addition to circuits, a motherboard contains a number of sockets and slots to connect the other components such as an HDMI port for example.

@PolkaDot
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Post by: PolkaDot on April 28, 2021, 10:49:05 AM
A motherboard is an essential part (or parts) of a computer system. It holds together many of the most crucial components of any computer, including the central processing unit (CPU) memory and connectors for input and output devices. The base of a motherboard consists of a very firm sheet of non-conductive material, typically some sort of hard plastic. Thin layers of copper or aluminum, referred to as "traces"  These traces are very narrow and form the circuits between the various components. In addition to circuits, a motherboard contains a number of sockets and slots to connect the other components such as an HDMI port for example.

@PolkaDot

Wake me up when it gets interesting @KSM
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Post by: Bart Ell on April 28, 2021, 11:33:04 AM
People who play something that looks similiar but has more strings seem to make a point of it. Maybe it's just @Bart Ell . *shrug*
I don't actually care, I was just curious. It's a gift.
Because I know things. Don't doubt me.
Why do you get to be omniscient and I don't @KSM ?  ???

I shit on everyone equally.
I am an equal opportunity shitteronner.
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Post by: KSM on April 28, 2021, 12:47:31 PM
Wake me up when it gets interesting @KSM
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Stop. Just, stop.

I shit on everyone equally.
I am an equal opportunity shitteronner.
I disagree.

You're far too nice to these cretins.  It's time for a purge! 


Shitheads must go!
Any takers?
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Post by: JUAN on May 06, 2021, 05:31:29 AM
This is for everyone.  I’m developing a character for a potential book.  What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?
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Post by: ShayP on May 06, 2021, 06:45:29 AM
This is for everyone.  I’m developing a character for a potential book.  What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?

@juan Andy Warhol's Sleep.  If you are not familiar:

Sleep is a 1964 American avant-garde film by Andy Warhol (obviously). Lasting five hours and 20 minutes, it consists of looped footage of John Giorno, Warhol's lover at the time, sleeping.
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Post by: JUAN on May 06, 2021, 06:52:59 AM
Good choice @ShayP , but I think this character lacks sufficient intellectual ability to know of Warhol. ( Damn it takes a lot of words now when we used to just say retard when we meant stupid people.)
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Post by: ShayP on May 06, 2021, 07:12:17 AM
Good choice @ShayP , but I think this character lacks sufficient intellectual ability to know of Warhol. ( Damn it takes a lot of words now when we used to just say retard when we meant stupid people.)

LOL!  @juan  For our conversation, let's keep it simple and go with 'retard.'  ;)  How about Citizen Kane?  Black and white film. Perhaps the character has never seen one but hears it's a classic?  The best.   The character in your book is *clears throat* a retard and doesn't understand any of the movie but the cinematography is hypnotic.  "Rosebud" blows his mind.  He somehow thinks Rosebud is a type of weed.

I don't know. Just throwing some things out there.
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Post by: GravitySucks on May 06, 2021, 07:12:21 AM
This is for everyone.  I’m developing a character for a potential book.  What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?

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Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 06, 2021, 07:28:43 AM
Good choice @ShayP , but I think this character lacks sufficient intellectual ability to know of Warhol. ( Damn it takes a lot of words now when we used to just say retard when we meant stupid people.)
Well in that case how about the The Guy from Pittsburgh?

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Post by: PolkaDot on May 06, 2021, 07:50:14 AM
This is for everyone.  I’m developing a character for a potential book.  What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?
Dumbasses love this one:


or

Stoners love this one:
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Post by: ShayP on May 06, 2021, 07:51:51 AM
Well in that case how about the The Guy from Pittsburgh?

LOL!!! @Walks_At_Night  Nobody is drinking cheap wine and getting stoned watching him.  OR are you?  ??? ;) ;D
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 06, 2021, 07:54:58 AM
LOL!!! @Walks_At_Night  Nobody is drinking cheap wine and getting stoned watching him.  OR are you?  ??? ;) ;D

What can I say? It passes the time............
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Post by: ShayP on May 06, 2021, 08:06:20 AM
What can I say? It passes the time............

I understand.  ;D
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Post by: Uncle Duke on May 06, 2021, 09:17:22 AM
This is for everyone.  I’m developing a character for a potential book.  What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?

Pee Wee's Playhouse
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Post by: KSM on May 06, 2021, 09:57:07 AM
This is for everyone.  I’m developing a character for a potential book.  What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?
True Romance, the legendary movie. Orrr an old episode of The Flintstones.
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Post by: Bart Ell on May 06, 2021, 12:07:53 PM
This is for everyone.  I’m developing a character for a potential book.  What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?

That movie with the fat guy from Roseanne that all stoner shitheads think is some kind of classic.
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Post by: anniem on May 06, 2021, 12:41:53 PM
This is for everyone.  I’m developing a character for a potential book.  What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?

Movie or multi-episode show?
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Post by: anniem on May 06, 2021, 12:44:27 PM
That movie with the fat guy from Roseanne that all stoner shitheads think is some kind of classic.

The Big Lebowski?
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Post by: Uncle Duke on May 06, 2021, 01:19:37 PM
This is for everyone.  I’m developing a character for a potential book.  What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?

Anything by Sid and Marty Krofft.
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Post by: paladin1991 on May 06, 2021, 08:11:31 PM
This is for everyone.  I’m developing a character for a potential book.  What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?
North Korean Horse porn.  Dressage is big in  NorK.
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Post by: KSM on May 06, 2021, 09:48:25 PM
@juan

Here's the thing; Bart, Annie, and someone else who isn't all that memorable all suggested The Big Lebowski! How elementary is that!!?? Just because your character is smoking weed, their tiny and void of originality minds immediately offer up a stoner movie  ::) ::) ::)  Surely you see my point.

I'm telling, man. This scene from Angel Heart is the one!

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Post by: anniem on May 06, 2021, 09:55:18 PM
@juan

Here's the thing; Bart, Annie, and someone else who isn't all that memorable all suggested The Big Lebowski! How elementary is that!!?? Just because your character is smoking weed, their tiny and void of originality minds immediately offer up a stoner movie  ::) ::) ::)  Surely you see my point.

I'm telling, man. This scene from Angel Heart is the one!

I didn't mean to. Bart described a movie but did not name it, so I was asking if he was referring to the Big Lebowski. I would suggest the Wizard Of Oz.

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Post by: KSM on May 06, 2021, 10:04:28 PM
I didn't mean to. Bart described a movie but did not name it, so I was asking if he was referring to the Big Lebowski. I would suggest the Wizard Of Oz.

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BACKPEDAL  ;D

Potato potahto, Annie. The blood has been spilled!
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Post by: anniem on May 06, 2021, 10:10:11 PM
BACKPEDAL  ;D

Potato potahto, Annie. The blood has been spilled!

What, can't you see the ?
Do you need reading glasses already? You can get contact lenses.

I did not get an answer to my question if he was looking for a movie or some sort of series. Certainly The Wizard Of Oz would be a far better movie than BL.

YOU'RE SO SILLY MR MAN
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Post by: KSM on May 06, 2021, 10:42:09 PM
What, can't you see the ?
Do you need reading glasses already? You can get contact lenses.

I did not get an answer to my question if he was looking for a movie or some sort of series. Certainly The Wizard Of Oz would be a far better movie than BL.

YOU'RE SO SILLY MR MAN

YES. I saw your question mark.  I was simply using your response to Bart's suggestion to help build my case!! You're 3 hours ahead f me so I figured you would be long asleep by now. You were never meant to see my initial posting!!

GO TO BED!!
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Post by: anniem on May 06, 2021, 11:21:10 PM
YES. I saw your question mark.  I was simply using your response to Bart's suggestion to help build my case!! You're 3 hours ahead f me so I figured you would be long asleep by now. You were never meant to see my initial posting!!

GO TO BED!!

Hee hee hee I won't
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on May 07, 2021, 12:42:22 AM
This is for everyone.  I’m developing a character for a potential book.  What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?

When it happened to us, we were watching David Lynch's ERASERHEAD on a Blockbuster rental VHS tape.

- A jug of Carlo Rossi Chardonnay

&

- Creeper weed; home grown in the Ozarks on the Arkansas / Missouri border.

Noory would be beside himself to know we found a portal next to the Basin Park hotel in Eureka Springs and a shape shifting skinwalking "Big Black Cat/Thing" in Russellville.

I am suddenly reminded that I need to contact M----- Iron Eyes about a "reunion" at Lake Dardanelle in June. UFOs are routinely reported scouting ANO, that sits by the lake.

M----- only accepts physical letters. She has a P O Box in Rogers.

I'm already running later than Carroll's White Rabbit with all my f;&#!$@ correspondences.

I'm usually more efficient.

Thanks for the trigger, Juan.
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Post by: FISH on May 07, 2021, 06:46:34 AM
When it happened to us, we were watching David Lynch's ERASERHEAD on a Blockbuster rental VHS tape.

- A jug of Carlo Rossi Chardonnay

&

- Creeper weed; home grown in the Ozarks on the Arkansas / Missouri border.

Noory would be beside himself to know we found a portal next to the Basin Park hotel in Eureka Springs and a shape shifting skinwalking "Big Black Cat/Thing" in Russellville.

I am suddenly reminded that I need to contact M----- Iron Eyes about a "reunion" at Lake Dardanelle in June. UFOs are routinely reported scouting ANO, that sits by the lake.

M----- only accepts physical letters. She has a P O Box in Rogers.

I'm already running later than Carroll's White Rabbit with all my f;&#!$@ correspondences.

I'm usually more efficient.

Thanks for the trigger, Juan.

 just saying....

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Post by: PolkaDot on May 10, 2021, 12:38:34 PM
When it happened to us, we were watching David Lynch's ERASERHEAD on a Blockbuster rental VHS tape.

Ooooh, Lost Highway. That's a good one.
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Post by: PolkaDot on May 10, 2021, 12:38:57 PM
just saying....

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;D
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Post by: PolkaDot on May 11, 2021, 09:15:24 PM
;D
@GravitySucks you're having a bonfire and didn't invite everyone?   :(
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Post by: GravitySucks on May 11, 2021, 09:41:17 PM
@GravitySucks you're having a bonfire and didn't invite everyone?   :(

Oops
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Post by: anniem on May 11, 2021, 11:08:00 PM
Oops

I don't like marshmallows but I can toast them for others. Just sayin.  ;)
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Post by: GravitySucks on May 14, 2021, 06:33:23 PM
@KSM have you ever been to Kentucky?

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Post by: Bart Ell on May 14, 2021, 06:43:11 PM
@KSM have you ever been to Kentucky?



Looks like the 5 barflies you would find in a country and western bar on a mid-March Wednesday in a northern mining down that time forgot long ago. 4 families kept the town going, inbreeding as needed to keep the town alive in hopes that one day one of the inbreds would strike gold and the town would return to the glory it once knew. They all know that will never happen so they push the 2 least inbred looking girls out front and tell them to prop their wonky tits up and do their best not to look like the puss infested inbreds they are.


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Post by: paladin1991 on May 14, 2021, 08:12:18 PM
Looks like the 5 barflies you would find in a country and western bar on a mid-March Wednesday in a northern mining down that time forgot long ago. 4 families kept the town going, inbreeding as needed to keep the town alive in hopes that one day one of the inbreds would strike gold and the town would return to the glory it once knew. They all know that will never happen so they push the 2 least inbred looking girls out front and tell them to prop their wonky tits up and do their best not to look like the puss infested inbreds they are.



jealous Kidnostad
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Post by: Mr Apnea on May 14, 2021, 08:12:30 PM
Looks like the 5 barflies you would find in a country and western bar on a mid-March Wednesday in a northern mining down that time forgot long ago. 4 families kept the town going, inbreeding as needed to keep the town alive in hopes that one day one of the inbreds would strike gold and the town would return to the glory it once knew. They all know that will never happen so they push the 2 least inbred looking girls out front and tell them to prop their wonky tits up and do their best not to look like the puss infested inbreds they are.

This reminds me that everyone is turning on the AC!
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Post by: GravitySucks on May 14, 2021, 08:38:15 PM
Looks like the 5 barflies you would find in a country and western bar on a mid-March Wednesday in a northern mining down that time forgot long ago. 4 families kept the town going, inbreeding as needed to keep the town alive in hopes that one day one of the inbreds would strike gold and the town would return to the glory it once knew. They all know that will never happen so they push the 2 least inbred looking girls out front and tell them to prop their wonky tits up and do their best not to look like the puss infested inbreds they are.

I don’t know who the chick is doing the stunt riding in this one, but she’s doing shit that took some serious practice

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Post by: KSM on May 14, 2021, 08:46:31 PM
@KSM have you ever been to Kentucky?


Not yet.  I could see it happening though.  Ain't dead yet!

Looks like the 5 barflies you would find in a country and western bar on a mid-March Wednesday in a northern mining down that time forgot long ago. 4 families kept the town going, inbreeding as needed to keep the town alive in hopes that one day one of the inbreds would strike gold and the town would return to the glory it once knew. They all know that will never happen so they push the 2 least inbred looking girls out front and tell them to prop their wonky tits up and do their best not to look like the puss infested inbreds they are.


You's on a mean streak lately. Sheesh! Those gals are just as God made them and I'm a sucker for nipple.  I like that the guy had the 59 on the Paul.

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Post by: KSM on June 01, 2021, 10:18:39 AM
This is for anyone

I'm looking for the best season of The X Files (your opinion). I need a new series and I have never - ever watched said TV show.






PS @ShayP + for the current AV and caption  :)


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Post by: JUAN on June 01, 2021, 10:41:11 AM
I think you have to start with the first one to sort of know what’s going on.  It might not be the best season, but it’s hard to figure out if starting in the middle.
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Post by: ItsOver on June 01, 2021, 10:43:53 AM
This is for anyone

I'm looking for the best season of The X Files (your opinion). I need a new series and I have never - ever watched said TV show.






PS @ShayP + for the current AV and caption  :)

I’d probably go with the fourth or fifth season of the X-Files but you might want to watch the first season just to get the “feel” of things.  I was big on all of the alien conspiracy episodes when I first watched it in the 90s, but now prefer the so called “monster of the week” episodes.  As I mentioned earlier this morning, I watched “Home” last night, which is not to be missed just for it’s disturbing hideousness.  Some other preferred episodes of my mine:

1)  Squeeze 1993

2)  Tooms 1994

3)  The Host 1994

4)  Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose 1994

5)  Humbug 1995

6)  Jose Chung’s from Outer Space 1995

7)  The Field Where I Died 1996

8 )  Redrum 2000

I’m sure there are others I don’t remember at the moment.


















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Post by: ShayP on June 01, 2021, 01:49:14 PM
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I had you in mind buddy.  ;) +1 to you as well.
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Post by: KSM on June 01, 2021, 02:18:44 PM
Thanks fellas.

I will watch S4 first. I understand what you're saying about starting at the beginning but I just don't have that in me. I understand the concept and plot of the show and I know about Mulder, Scully, and Lt Ron.

oh  and I saw the movie.  1st one

@ItsOver Thanks for the episode recommendation.
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Post by: PolkaDot on June 01, 2021, 07:52:39 PM
Speaking of X-Files. I used to have a crush on Skinner.
And Scully.
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Post by: KSM on July 06, 2021, 06:29:42 PM
@ShayP  So you dropped a full gallon of paint on your carpet??!!?? Accident of course but why was the can open? why were you walking with paint? What were the plans here?
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Post by: ShayP on July 06, 2021, 07:01:27 PM
@ShayP  So you dropped a full gallon of paint on your carpet??!!?? Accident of course but why was the can open? why were you walking with paint? What were the plans here?

@KSM Yes I did. Well, the can wasn't open at first.  I was shaking it instead of stirring.  Just holding the can sideways shaking away.  I could've stirred it but...I don't know.  Somehow a seam in the lid wasn't tight and paint started splashing out, so I panicked. and in trying to hold the lid and rectify that situation I fumbled it and it went topside down and there was no choice.  Nothing I could do but watch it spread all over.

I blame my clumsiness first and foremost.  However, I hate these plastic lids.  I want the metal ones that would stay on and were a bitch to open.

Anyway, the plan was to walk from my utility room where the paint was stored, through the area where I ruined the carpet, and then into the hallway to paint.  Had I not shaken the can, I'd be fine.  I'm a dumbass.
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Post by: anniem on July 06, 2021, 07:34:59 PM
@KSM Yes I did. Well, the can wasn't open at first.  I was shaking it instead of stirring.  Just holding the can sideways shaking away.  I could've stirred it but...I don't know.  Somehow a seam in the lid wasn't tight and paint started splashing out, so I panicked. and in trying to hold the lid and rectify that situation I fumbled it and it went topside down and there was no choice.  Nothing I could do but watch it spread all over.

I blame my clumsiness first and foremost.  However, I hate these plastic lids.  I want the metal ones that would stay on and were a bitch to open.

Anyway, the plan was to walk from my utility room where the paint was stored, through the area where I ruined the carpet, and then into the hallway to paint.  Had I not shaken the can, I'd be fine.  I'm a dumbass.

Sometimes smart people knock over near full cans of paint. Yup. We called a carpet cleaning company. Stanley Steamer got it all out.
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Post by: KSM on July 06, 2021, 09:53:58 PM
@KSM Yes I did. Well, the can wasn't open at first.  I was shaking it instead of stirring.  Just holding the can sideways shaking away.  I could've stirred it but...I don't know.  Somehow a seam in the lid wasn't tight and paint started splashing out, so I panicked. and in trying to hold the lid and rectify that situation I fumbled it and it went topside down and there was no choice.  Nothing I could do but watch it spread all over.

I blame my clumsiness first and foremost.  However, I hate these plastic lids.  I want the metal ones that would stay on and were a bitch to open.

Anyway, the plan was to walk from my utility room where the paint was stored, through the area where I ruined the carpet, and then into the hallway to paint.  Had I not shaken the can, I'd be fine.  I'm a dumbass.

Don't beat yourself up too bad, we've all had those moments. I say moments because the disaster happens in a random moment but the spillover from that moment.. well you know.

A few years ago I had a customer who was painting her kitchen right after I had left from installing a new floor. When I returned the next day to work on another section of the house she told me that she spilled the gallon of paint all over the new floor :o  What she did was wait until the paint completely dried and then peeled it up like lifting a plastic-like blanket. Behr paint goes on like a rubber coating that can just peel off some surfaces like a smooth wood floor.  Lucky her    Now if she had a carpeted floor.. well you know.
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Post by: KSM on July 07, 2021, 06:46:49 PM
@anniem You just posted "many times gravity is our enemy"  I happen to be getting to it first because there does not exist a  TELL KSM thread.

Anyways I am curious. Did you have a fall?  Perhaps you slipped on Shays paint drenched carpet?

WHAT UP!?
..or, down..
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Post by: anniem on July 07, 2021, 06:57:19 PM
@anniem You just posted "many times gravity is our enemy"  I happen to be getting to it first because there does not exist a  TELL KSM thread.

Anyways I am curious. Did you have a fall?  Perhaps you slipped on Shays paint drenched carpet?

WHAT UP!?
..or, down..

I drop many things. The gravity yanks things out of my hands! And I did fall in November. I went on the deck in slippers on frost and decided I should move a heavy chair. The chair did not move, and my feet did not remain solidly under me.

And also this afternoon one of the fire helicopters was pulled from the sky, emergency landed then sank into the lake. The pilot is ok.
DAMN THE GRAVITY!!!

(edit first report was of a "crash" but I revised it to what I just now read)
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 07, 2021, 08:05:25 PM
I drop many things. The gravity yanks things out of my hands! And I did fall in November. I went on the deck in slippers on frost and decided I should move a heavy chair. The chair did not move, and my feet did not remain solidly under me.

And also this afternoon one of the fire helicopters was pulled from the sky, emergency landed then sank into the lake. The pilot is ok.
DAMN THE GRAVITY!!!

(edit first report was of a "crash" but I revised it to what I just now read)

Gravity sucks
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Post by: anniem on July 07, 2021, 08:16:48 PM
Gravity sucks

See! That's what I'm talking about. No, that's what I'm typing about. Oh, wait, that's what you are typing about. RIGHT!

@GravitySucks
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Post by: KSM on July 07, 2021, 08:23:43 PM
Gravity sucks
Diggin' real deep there.
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Post by: paladin1991 on July 07, 2021, 09:03:12 PM
Gravity sucks

He sure does
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Post by: KSM on July 08, 2021, 07:26:31 PM
I drop many things. The gravity yanks things out of my hands! And I did fall in November. I went on the deck in slippers on frost and decided I should move a heavy chair. The chair did not move, and my feet did not remain solidly under me.

And also this afternoon one of the fire helicopters was pulled from the sky, emergency landed then sank into the lake. The pilot is ok.
DAMN THE GRAVITY!!!

(edit first report was of a "crash" but I revised it to what I just now read)

Why did you want to move the chair?
A few things come to mind here.


1. you wanted to sit in the chair but needed it placed where the sun was shining
2. you were rearranging patio furniture
3. the chair is old and you were going to throw it over the patio to take to the dump
4. you were playing some kind of poltergeist prank on Mr. M
5. you think you're as strong as me

@anniem
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Post by: anniem on July 08, 2021, 08:05:30 PM
Why did you want to move the chair?
A few things come to mind here.

1. you wanted to sit in the chair but needed it placed where the sun was shining
2. you were rearranging patio furniture
3. the chair is old and you were going to throw it over the patio to take to the dump
4. you were playing some kind of poltergeist prank on Mr. M
5. you think you're as strong as me
@anniem

All excellent guesses.
The furniture was in the way of me reaching the hook for the hummingbird feeder which I had just filled and wanted to hang.  I didn't want to lean way over the furniture and fall down. Instead I chose to push on the furniture, which refused to move and you know the rest.
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Post by: KSM on July 08, 2021, 08:57:58 PM
All excellent guesses.
The furniture was in the way of me reaching the hook for the hummingbird feeder which I had just filled and wanted to hang.  I didn't want to lean way over the furniture and fall down. Instead I chose to push on the furniture, which refused to move and you know the rest.
So you might want to think about a different place for the bird feeder thus ensuring that you will will not run the risk of further injury? OR rearrange the entire patio.

I once had a friend who seriously injured his penis because his bird feeder was empty and they, the birds, attacked him where it hurts! He drove a truck up the hill to the country doctor however the doctor was a bird lover and proceeded to chop my friend into little bits with a sharp thing.  I don't know why you people do not plan things out correctly.  I am a Libra - we know the flow and we place and space things perfectly until things feel right and all paths are clear.

 :)

Libra

 :)
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Post by: anniem on July 09, 2021, 09:05:21 AM
So you might want to think about a different place for the bird feeder thus ensuring that you will will not run the risk of further injury? OR rearrange the entire patio.

I once had a friend who seriously injured his penis because his bird feeder was empty and they, the birds, attacked him where it hurts! He drove a truck up the hill to the country doctor however the doctor was a bird lover and proceeded to chop my friend into little bits with a sharp thing.  I don't know why you people do not plan things out correctly.  I am a Libra - we know the flow and we place and space things perfectly until things feel right and all paths are clear.

 :)

Libra

 :)

It was just poor planning. Nothing is in the way of that feeder now. And the frost melted away!!  :D
Your friend! Such terrible luck. I was not attacked after I fell. Just unhappy at the situation which was my own doing.

At the time the furniture should be moved and I should be able to do it when I wanted to which was right then.

 :)

Leo

 :)
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Post by: PB on July 09, 2021, 09:21:59 AM
So you might want to think about a different place for the bird feeder thus ensuring that you will will not run the risk of further injury? OR rearrange the entire patio.

I once had a friend who seriously injured his penis because his bird feeder was empty and they, the birds, attacked him where it hurts! He drove a truck up the hill to the country doctor however the doctor was a bird lover and proceeded to chop my friend into little bits with a sharp thing.  I don't know why you people do not plan things out correctly.  I am a Libra - we know the flow and we place and space things perfectly until things feel right and all paths are clear.

 :)

Libra

 :)

We're not in Christmastown anymore, Dorothy
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Post by: KSM on July 14, 2021, 11:29:16 AM
@ShayP

Any update on the flooring situation?
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Post by: ShayP on July 14, 2021, 12:23:54 PM
@ShayP

Any update on the flooring situation?

Well, @KSM as you know I started to remove the carpet and said fuck it.  I'm not doing that shit on my only day off. 

It appears that the padding was partially glued to the floor with a substance that resembles tar.  Under that there are square vinyl tiles showing through.  There is also a segment where there is a double layer of carpet.  I don't understand why one would lay carpet on top of carpet. 

I'm not sure what the previous owners were thinking.  Spilling the paint was actually a blessing because this carpet sucks and I want to have some laminate flooring installed.  However that will have to wait until the Fall due to financial restraints.

What complicates matters is when I rip all this up, I have to load it and take it to the dump; or pay for hauling.  Garbage men won't take it.  The room isn't small either.

The more I discover about this property the more I'm convinced the previous owners were crazy.  I've come across a lot of very odd things.  They were the sole owners since 1965 when the house was built until we moved in last year. 

Regarding my 'crazy' comment.  There were lightbulbs glued in fixtures.  YES! Glued in, and nearly every room has Scotch Tape everywhere.  I have no idea why.  It's like the tape was used as a decoration.
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 14, 2021, 01:34:15 PM

What complicates matters is when I rip all this up, I have to load it and take it to the dump; or pay for hauling.  Garbage men won't take it.  The room isn't small either.

@ShayP
Cut it up in hunks, throw it in the back yard and each week put a couple of smallish hunks in the bottom of your rubbish bag. The rubbish men *will* take it then.
I got rid of a bunch of sod that way.  The dirty birds said they wouldn't take sod [they'll take asbestos infested debris if you double bag it but not sod].  Took a little
time but they took it all.
 
Or perhaps you can use the same solution that we once used when faced with the disposal of a life sized, very much used, sex doll.  I'm sure you have heard
that tale and know how that was handled.  It would work for you as well - you just might have to drive to Detroit.
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Post by: ItsOver on July 14, 2021, 01:35:11 PM

...The more I discover about this property the more I'm convinced the previous owners were crazy.  I've come across a lot of very odd things.  They were the sole owners since 1965 when the house was built until we moved in last year. 

Regarding my 'crazy' comment.  There were lightbulbs glued in fixtures.  YES! Glued in, and nearly every room has Scotch Tape everywhere.  I have no idea why.  It's like the tape was used as a decoration.
Aren’t you in the Pittsburgh area, Shay?

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 ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: ShayP on July 14, 2021, 01:41:23 PM
@ShayP
Cut it up in hunks, throw it in the back yard and each week put a couple of hunks in the bottom of your rubbish bag. The rubbish men *will* take it then.
Or perhaps you can use the same solution that we once used when faced with the disposal of a life sized, very much used, sex doll.  I'm sure you have heard
that tale and know how that was handled.  It would work for you as well.

I think I put the sex doll thing out of my mind.  @Walks_At_Night   LOL!  I could use your method but it would take weeks to dispose of it all after it's bagged up.  I may just do that however.  Thank you.  It's just weird because they are particular about trash collection.  A lot has changed since I first moved a way.  Before then you could put anything in any amount out to the curb and they'd take it.  Not anymore. 
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Post by: ShayP on July 14, 2021, 01:49:08 PM
Aren’t you in the Pittsburgh area, Shay?

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 ;) ;) ;)

Oh jeez.  Not Senda.  "The guy from Pittsburgh."  ::)   Yeah, I'm just north of the city proper.  Around 8 miles or so.  Maybe Senda was related to the people that lived here before.  ;D  ;)
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 14, 2021, 02:17:10 PM
I think I put the sex doll thing out of my mind.  @Walks_At_Night   LOL!  I could use your method but it would take weeks to dispose of it all after it's bagged up.  I may just do that however.  Thank you.  It's just weird because they are particular about trash collection.  A lot has changed since I first moved a way.  Before then you could put anything in any amount out to the curb and they'd take it.  Not anymore.


Weeks fly-by baby. She'll be gone before you know it. I'm glad the sex doll thing is out of your mind - wish it was out of mine!
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Post by: KSM on July 14, 2021, 03:12:51 PM
Well, @KSM as you know I started to remove the carpet and said fuck it.  I'm not doing that shit on my only day off. 

It appears that the padding was partially glued to the floor with a substance that resembles tar.  Under that there are square vinyl tiles showing through.  There is also a segment where there is a double layer of carpet.  I don't understand why one would lay carpet on top of carpet. 

I'm not sure what the previous owners were thinking.  Spilling the paint was actually a blessing because this carpet sucks and I want to have some laminate flooring installed.  However that will have to wait until the Fall due to financial restraints.

What complicates matters is when I rip all this up, I have to load it and take it to the dump; or pay for hauling.  Garbage men won't take it.  The room isn't small either.

The more I discover about this property the more I'm convinced the previous owners were crazy.  I've come across a lot of very odd things.  They were the sole owners since 1965 when the house was built until we moved in last year. 

Regarding my 'crazy' comment.  There were lightbulbs glued in fixtures.  YES! Glued in, and nearly every room has Scotch Tape everywhere.  I have no idea why.  It's like the tape was used as a decoration.

The actual fuck! ???   I don't know what to say. A house, of layers, of weirdness.

Do what WAN said about cutting the carpet into small pieces and get rid of it that way. When I first started out I had a little Ford Ranger so I got pretty crafty with hauling old ripped out flooring from customers houses.
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Post by: ItsOver on July 14, 2021, 03:43:18 PM
Oh jeez.  Not Senda.  "The guy from Pittsburgh."  ::)   Yeah, I'm just north of the city proper.  Around 8 miles or so.  Maybe Senda was related to the people that lived here before.  ;D  ;)
Let’s hope Senda’s relatives didn’t leave any ghosts behind. ;) :)
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Post by: KSM on July 14, 2021, 07:34:23 PM
@TigerLily  you've had the same AV for some time now.. gettin' a little old, a little plaaaayed by now. Sheeesh!

Switch it up, toots. Or I'll switch it for you.
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Post by: TigerLily on July 15, 2021, 10:14:24 PM
@TigerLily  you've had the same AV for some time now.. gettin' a little old, a little plaaaayed by now. Sheeesh!

Switch it up, toots. Or I'll switch it for you.

Ok @KSM  How about this for something different? I think we all know who the Angel is. Y'all will have to figure out who the Demon is
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 16, 2021, 06:02:30 AM
Ok @KSM  How about this for something different? I think we all know who the Angel is. Y'all will have to figure out who the Demon is

Demon or horny devil?
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Post by: KSM on July 16, 2021, 09:34:11 AM
Demon or horny devil?
I suspect she's both.
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Post by: whoozit on July 16, 2021, 11:48:39 AM
Well, @KSM as you know I started to remove the carpet and said fuck it.  I'm not doing that shit on my only day off. 

It appears that the padding was partially glued to the floor with a substance that resembles tar.  Under that there are square vinyl tiles showing through.  There is also a segment where there is a double layer of carpet.  I don't understand why one would lay carpet on top of carpet. 

I'm not sure what the previous owners were thinking.  Spilling the paint was actually a blessing because this carpet sucks and I want to have some laminate flooring installed.  However that will have to wait until the Fall due to financial restraints.

What complicates matters is when I rip all this up, I have to load it and take it to the dump; or pay for hauling.  Garbage men won't take it.  The room isn't small either.

The more I discover about this property the more I'm convinced the previous owners were crazy.  I've come across a lot of very odd things.  They were the sole owners since 1965 when the house was built until we moved in last year. 

Regarding my 'crazy' comment.  There were lightbulbs glued in fixtures.  YES! Glued in, and nearly every room has Scotch Tape everywhere.  I have no idea why.  It's like the tape was used as a decoration.
Wait until you find out about the twelve layers of shingles on the roof.
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Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2021, 11:54:30 AM
Wait until you find out about the twelve layers of shingles on the roof.

Ha!  Thanks for that.  LOL!  No, I'm certain there is only one layer.
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Post by: KSM on July 17, 2021, 12:39:47 PM
Great (current) Avatar @Camazotz Automat

I have the cassette  :D  still
Nothing to play it but I have it.
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on July 17, 2021, 05:38:34 PM
Great (current) Avatar @Camazotz Automat

I have the cassette  :D  still
Nothing to play it but I have it.

@KSM

Not playing it all the better preserves it!

As evidence, I'm pretty sure RG's previously discussed Buckley audiobook remains in near pristine condition.

(But I'm sure you played OVAAT a lot  back when, so some  abrasion may be extant. Heh.)
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Post by: PolkaDot on July 19, 2021, 05:04:41 PM
Well, @KSM as you know I started to remove the carpet and said fuck it.  I'm not doing that shit on my only day off. 

It appears that the padding was partially glued to the floor with a substance that resembles tar.  Under that there are square vinyl tiles showing through.  There is also a segment where there is a double layer of carpet.  I don't understand why one would lay carpet on top of carpet. 

I'm not sure what the previous owners were thinking.  Spilling the paint was actually a blessing because this carpet sucks and I want to have some laminate flooring installed.  However that will have to wait until the Fall due to financial restraints.

What complicates matters is when I rip all this up, I have to load it and take it to the dump; or pay for hauling.  Garbage men won't take it.  The room isn't small either.

The more I discover about this property the more I'm convinced the previous owners were crazy.  I've come across a lot of very odd things.  They were the sole owners since 1965 when the house was built until we moved in last year. 

Regarding my 'crazy' comment.  There were lightbulbs glued in fixtures.  YES! Glued in, and nearly every room has Scotch Tape everywhere.  I have no idea why.  It's like the tape was used as a decoration.
We? There's a we? Is she cute @ShayP ?
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Post by: PolkaDot on July 19, 2021, 05:08:03 PM
@TigerLily  you've had the same AV for some time now.. gettin' a little old, a little plaaaayed by now. Sheeesh!

Switch it up, toots. Or I'll switch it for you.
Toots? Really? I hadn't realized this was still in the male lexicon. With this in mind is your @KSM go to address to your female bartenders or waitstaff Toots, Baby, or Darling??
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Post by: KSM on July 19, 2021, 06:35:45 PM
or Darling??

YES, I do say that to female waitstaff. And I'd say it to you in person.  I know for a fact that I used it no less than twice this past Friday at the oyster bar. Truth be known I only say it when The She isn't at the table. On Fridays she takes alot of work calls where she'll step outside and this allows me to call da' bitches whatever I want! - within reason, I mean, I still want my drink so I can't be too prickish.  ;)

How ya' lick that, TOOTS@PolkaDot
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Post by: ShayP on July 19, 2021, 08:21:07 PM
We? There's a we? Is she cute @ShayP ?

Ha!  It's not what ya think. @PolkaDot  ;) 
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Post by: paladin1991 on July 20, 2021, 12:04:17 PM
Great (current) Avatar @Camazotz Automat

I have the cassette  :D  still
Nothing to play it but I have it.

Hey KSM, who's the tranny in your avatar?  It looks like a buffed up Tiny Tim.
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Post by: KSM on July 20, 2021, 04:06:07 PM
Hey KSM, who's the tranny in your avatar?  It looks like a buffed up Tiny Tim.
That's your wimpass head bouncing off my board, you should know.
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 20, 2021, 05:00:28 PM
That's your wimpass head bouncing off my board, you should know.

Dude, do you even lift?
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Post by: paladin1991 on July 20, 2021, 05:18:41 PM
Dude, do you even lift?
That always makes me laugh.
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Post by: KSM on July 20, 2021, 05:55:01 PM
Dude, do you even lift?
That always makes me laugh.
Me too. This guy always comes really close to to gittin' knocked oot!

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Post by: PolkaDot on July 20, 2021, 08:20:44 PM
Ha!  It's not what ya think. @PolkaDot  ;)
Whew! All the girls were about to get jealous!  ;) @ShayP
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Post by: PolkaDot on July 20, 2021, 08:24:30 PM
YES, I do say that to female waitstaff. And I'd say it to you in person.  I know for a fact that I used it no less than twice this past Friday at the oyster bar. Truth be known I only say it when The She isn't at the table. On Fridays she takes alot of work calls where she'll step outside and this allows me to call da' bitches whatever I want! - within reason, I mean, I still want my drink so I can't be too prickish.  ;)

How ya' lick that, TOOTS@PolkaDot

Very telling. I like that you were honest though, so I suppose you win a quarter point there.

I don't....and neither do they @KSM
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Post by: Bart Ell on July 21, 2021, 04:33:28 AM
Ha!  It's not what ya think. @PolkaDot  ;)

SISTER WIVES
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Post by: ShayP on July 26, 2021, 09:57:27 AM
I found a neatly folded $20 bill in a parking lot today.  :)  Now it's burning a hole in my pocket and I want to spend it.   :D
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Post by: KSM on July 26, 2021, 10:11:22 AM
I found a neatly folded $20 bill in a parking lot today.  :)  Now it's burning a hole in my pocket and I want to spend it.   :D
@ShayP   


Booze.  In fact you should return to the parking lot and drink it there. Just sit there and talk to passers by as you drink.
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Post by: ShayP on July 26, 2021, 10:21:18 AM
@ShayP   


Booze.  In fact you should return to the parking lot and drink it there. Just sit there and talk to passers by as you drink.

Good call. @KSM  I like the way you think.  I may get that whiskey you recommended.  Probably more than $20 but that's fine.  Writers Tears, was it?
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Post by: KSM on July 26, 2021, 10:29:19 AM
Good call. @KSM  I like the way you think.  I may get that whiskey you recommended.  Probably more than $20 but that's fine.  Writers Tears, was it?
Yes, Writers tears regular or Japanese cask.  Paddy is extremely good too and cost less.
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Post by: ShayP on July 26, 2021, 10:33:58 AM
Yes, Writers tears regular or Japanese cask.  Paddy is extremely good too and cost less.

Thanks man!
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Post by: KSM on August 13, 2021, 10:20:09 AM
Yes, Writers tears regular or Japanese cask.  Paddy is extremely good too and cost less.
Thanks man!
@ShayP During a recent discussion you were telling me of 'dry counties' I assume that you are not in one?
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Post by: KSM on August 13, 2021, 10:21:48 AM
@PB How was the Dr. appt and were you asked.. The Question!?
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Post by: PB on August 13, 2021, 10:28:32 AM
@PB How was the Dr. appt and were you asked.. The Question!?

He asked if I got the vaccine, I said no, he asked if I had any questions for him about it, I said no, and that was it.
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Post by: KSM on August 13, 2021, 10:43:06 AM
He asked if I got the vaccine, I said no, he asked if I had any questions for him about it, I said no, and that was it.
Was hoping for something a little more confrontational.  I hope your anal warts clear up.  :D
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Post by: ShayP on August 13, 2021, 11:20:58 AM
@ShayP During a recent discussion you were telling me of 'dry counties' I assume that you are not in one?

@KSM  No, I'm not in a dry county.  The only liquor store within 30 miles of me that handles it is on the shelf is currently out of stock but it is on order.  The Writer's Tears Japanese Mizunara Cask is above my pay grade.  Can't drop $100 on that.  However the Writers' Tears Copper Pot is at $40, and should be a good starting point.  I trust your judgment that the brand is good stuff.

The closest liquor store near me employs a bunch of rude assholes so I won't do business with them anymore.  They said they could order it but acted like it was an absolute inconvenience.  Sighing, eye-rolling, pissed off looking faces, taking their good old sweet time.  I just stood there fuming and said "Don't worry 'bout it" and left.  Fuck 'em.

I'm glad you brought the whiskey up because I forgot about it.  I'll roll up there this weekend.  They actually have Sunday hours which I found surprising.



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Post by: PolkaDot on August 13, 2021, 12:53:50 PM
@KSM  No, I'm not in a dry county.  The only liquor store within 30 miles of me that handles it is on the shelf is currently out of stock but it is on order.  The Writer's Tears Japanese Mizunara Cask is above my pay grade.  Can't drop $100 on that.  However the Writers' Tears Copper Pot is at $40, and should be a good starting point.  I trust your judgment that the brand is good stuff.

The closest liquor store near me employs a bunch of rude assholes so I won't do business with them anymore.  They said they could order it but acted like it was an absolute inconvenience.  Sighing, eye-rolling, pissed off looking faces, taking their good old sweet time.  I just stood there fuming and said "Don't worry 'bout it" and left.  Fuck 'em.

I'm glad you brought the whiskey up because I forgot about it.  I'll roll up there this weekend.  They actually have Sunday hours which I found surprising.
Does your state still practice blue laws? Why wouldn't they be open on a Sunday @ShayP ?  ??? How are you supposed to get drunk before church?
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Post by: FISH on August 13, 2021, 01:08:03 PM
Does your state still practice blue laws? Why wouldn't they be open on a Sunday @ShayP ?  ??? How are you supposed to get drunk before church?
@PolkaDot you have to buy your drink on Saturdays. The Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board is king.
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 13, 2021, 01:09:17 PM
Does your state still practice blue laws? Why wouldn't they be open on a Sunday @ShayP ?  ??? How are you supposed to get drunk before church?

Just give Hillbilly Jim a buzz.

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Post by: PolkaDot on August 13, 2021, 01:11:42 PM
Just give Hillbilly Jim a buzz.

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look at that handmade coil!
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Post by: PolkaDot on August 13, 2021, 01:12:14 PM
@PolkaDot you have to buy your drink on Saturdays. The Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board is king.
Wow  :o. Puritans.  ::)
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Post by: KSM on August 13, 2021, 07:53:44 PM
@KSM  No, I'm not in a dry county.  The only liquor store within 30 miles of me that handles it is on the shelf is currently out of stock but it is on order.  The Writer's Tears Japanese Mizunara Cask is above my pay grade.  Can't drop $100 on that.  However the Writers' Tears Copper Pot is at $40, and should be a good starting point.  I trust your judgment that the brand is good stuff.

The closest liquor store near me employs a bunch of rude assholes so I won't do business with them anymore.  They said they could order it but acted like it was an absolute inconvenience.  Sighing, eye-rolling, pissed off looking faces, taking their good old sweet time.  I just stood there fuming and said "Don't worry 'bout it" and left.  Fuck 'em.

I'm glad you brought the whiskey up because I forgot about it.  I'll roll up there this weekend.  They actually have Sunday hours which I found surprising.

The copper pot is IMO just as nice as the Japanese cask.  Your price $100. for the Jappy?  I currently pay $147.  We get screwed on whiskey up here.

Paddy! - is also a delightful treat that is weirdly under priced.  Priced like the more common Jamie yet distinctly better!

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Post by: Camazotz Automat on August 14, 2021, 02:40:45 AM

Paddy! - is also a delightful treat that is weirdly under priced.  Priced like the more common Jamie yet distinctly better!

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No. 6  approves.
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Post by: ShayP on August 14, 2021, 07:37:29 AM
The copper pot is IMO just as nice as the Japanese cask.  Your price $100. for the Jappy?  I currently pay $147.  We get screwed on whiskey up here.

Paddy! - is also a delightful treat that is weirdly under priced.  Priced like the more common Jamie yet distinctly better!

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$147!!! for the Jappy? :o @KSM  I've seen Paddy's before but gave it no consideration.  It costs $20 here so I'm guessing it's about $30 in your neck of the woods.

Writer's Tears is currently in stock now.  :D  The nice guy at the good liquor store called me yesterday and asked if he should hold one for me.  THAT is customer service.  I don't get that from the jagoffs at the store closest to me.   >:(
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Post by: KSM on August 14, 2021, 11:39:00 AM
$147!!! for the Jappy? :o @KSM  I've seen Paddy's before but gave it no consideration.  It costs $20 here so I'm guessing it's about $30 in your neck of the woods.

Writer's Tears is currently in stock now.  :D  The nice guy at the good liquor store called me yesterday and asked if he should hold one for me.  THAT is customer service.  I don't get that from the jagoffs at the store closest to me.   >:(

Paddy is about $24. here. So you're dismissing Paddy because of price? DON'T TURN YOUR NOSE UP AT IT, DUDE!! But yes by all means git you some copper pot tears. :)  @ShayP
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Post by: ShayP on August 14, 2021, 12:00:56 PM
Paddy is about $24. here. So you're dismissing Paddy because of price? DON'T TURN YOUR NOSE UP AT IT, DUDE!! But yes by all means git you some copper pot tears. :)  @ShayP
Oh, no no no. @KSM  I was just saying that I've seen Paddy's in the aisles but never considered purchasing it.  Based on your recommendation, I will.  I was always a Bushmills or Jameson guy.  I never expanded my horizons.
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Post by: KSM on August 14, 2021, 02:04:39 PM
I never expanded my horizons.

..until now  :D
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Post by: whoozit on August 14, 2021, 02:41:13 PM
Oh, no no no. @KSM  I never expanded my horizons.
Excuse me for butting in.
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Post by: PolkaDot on August 24, 2021, 08:02:31 PM
@ShayP , Holder of Cheffly Knowledge, and @Bart Ell , lover of smoked meats, I’m winding up to try out my new toy but feeling overwhelmed with options- any wisdom on smoking pork ribs? I’m usually a dry rub girl but everyone else wants me to sauce them up! I’m truly tempted to just S&P and give them a long slow smoke for my very first go, but my husband made a face - a why would you do that face.  :-\ I require inspiration- help! Should I give in to the sauce nazi?
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Post by: GravitySucks on August 24, 2021, 08:10:24 PM
@ShayP , Holder of Cheffly Knowledge, and @Bart Ell , lover of smoked meats, I’m winding up to try out my new toy but feeling overwhelmed with options- any wisdom on smoking pork ribs? I’m usually a dry rub girl but everyone else wants me to sauce them up! I’m truly tempted to just S&P and give them a long slow smoke for my very first go, but my husband made a face - a why would you do that face.  :-\ I require inspiration- help! Should I give in to the sauce nazi?

Dry rub is the way to go. My favorite method is to sear them over a rather high heat, wrap them in foil until tender and then baste them in sauce and open grill them until the sauce sets up a bit
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Post by: PolkaDot on August 24, 2021, 08:14:08 PM
Dry rub is the way to go. My favorite method is to sear them over a rather high heat, wrap them in foil until tender and then baste them in sauce and open grill them until the sauce sets up a bit
I want to use my electric smoker- no open grill. You make an actual sauce or just do apple cider vinegar or the like? @GravitySucks
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Post by: GravitySucks on August 24, 2021, 08:25:28 PM
I want to use my electric smoker- no open grill. You make an actual sauce or just do apple cider vinegar or the like? @GravitySucks

I’ve never used an electric smoker but whenever I have used a smoker I never put sauce on it until near the end. Otherwise the smoke flavor can’t penetrate the meat as well. I’ve gotten lazy in my old age. I use Sweet Baby Ray’s or Newman’s own sauce with a little extra black pepper and sometimes cayenne.
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Post by: Bart Ell on August 25, 2021, 04:32:06 AM
@ShayP , Holder of Cheffly Knowledge, and @Bart Ell , lover of smoked meats, I’m winding up to try out my new toy but feeling overwhelmed with options- any wisdom on smoking pork ribs? I’m usually a dry rub girl but everyone else wants me to sauce them up! I’m truly tempted to just S&P and give them a long slow smoke for my very first go, but my husband made a face - a why would you do that face.  :-\ I require inspiration- help! Should I give in to the sauce nazi?

You start with a dry rub and sauce it when it is done.
Like the sex.
Dry hump and then the juicy stuff.
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 25, 2021, 04:44:53 AM
You start with a dry rub and sauce it when it is done.
Like the sex.
Dry hump and then the juicy stuff.

^^^^ This.

When done, serve them in a white bedpan.  This gives them that...How to describe it?   Je ne sais quoi.
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Post by: ShayP on August 25, 2021, 05:35:26 AM
@PolkaDot  I must apologize.  I've been lacking any creative thought or focus lately.  The fellas here gave some good advice.  I'm putting the onus on them.  ;D  I personally have never used an electric smoker before.  By the way, what kind of wood chips will you be using? 
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Post by: sean92008 on August 25, 2021, 09:57:37 AM
Does anyone still have copper wire landline service?

Nobody at AT&T seems to have a clue what I am asking for.
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Post by: KSM on August 25, 2021, 10:05:47 AM
Does anyone still have copper wire landline service?

Nobody at AT&T seems to have a clue what I am asking for.

I do! I use it instead of my cell if at home. Had the number since 99. I even have a hard wired phone from the 70's mounted in my bar. It works and of course it is a rotary..
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Post by: PolkaDot on August 25, 2021, 07:36:40 PM
@PolkaDot  I must apologize.  I've been lacking any creative thought or focus lately.  The fellas here gave some good advice.  I'm putting the onus on them.  ;D  I personally have never used an electric smoker before.  By the way, what kind of wood chips will you be using?
I haven’t decided yet,probably applewood. I might do hickory- that’s my go to when I make pulled pork @ShayP
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Post by: KSM on August 26, 2021, 09:37:54 AM
I haven’t decided yet,probably applewood. I might do hickory- that’s my go to when I make pulled pork @ShayP
~Apple~applewood~ and pork are soooo plaaaayed. How bout those cretins who ruin a perfectly good ham with an orange glaze! Do you do that @PolkaDot
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on August 27, 2021, 01:21:12 AM
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Post by: KSM on August 27, 2021, 09:57:57 AM

:D

I do a wonderful Milton Berle impression for my wife a few times a week.
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Post by: PolkaDot on August 28, 2021, 12:56:14 PM
~Apple~applewood~ and pork are soooo plaaaayed. How bout those cretins who ruin a perfectly good ham with an orange glaze! Do you do that @PolkaDot
Ummm, no that's not really my style either. I don't even remember the last time I baked a ham @KSM , it has to have been at least two if not three years ago.  :-\ And I'm pretty sure the last couple of times would have been a country ham which is a different beast entirely, well it's still pig....

Regarding the applewood and pork: your dramatics, while entertaining, are not exactly on point. I would recommend to you that perhaps it is used often because they make such a delectable pairing. If it isn't broken then there is no need to perform unneeded repairs or in your case- throw it out entirely.  8)
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Post by: PolkaDot on August 28, 2021, 01:10:04 PM
@ShayP - I've decided to do a dry rub on the ribs: pepper, paprika cayenne, garlic, dry mustard, and perhaps a dash of cumin with a tablespoon or two of brown sugar. I'll try out a mop sauce recipe I found of bourbon, apple cider, cider vinegar, lemon, and Worcestershire every 30 minutes (that seems like a lot *shrug*). And I'll smoke it over hickory so that the neighbor @KSM doesn't complain about the mundaneness of my smoke pairings.

Dinner is at 5 on Sunday. Hopefully @GravitySucks and @Bart Ell and the Spousal Unit won't be too bummed about the lack of sauce....Maybe I'll make one for those sauce inclined to have on the side. It'll depend on how much bourbon is consumed during the smoking process.  ;D
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Post by: Bart Ell on August 28, 2021, 02:19:23 PM
@ShayP - I've decided to do a dry rub on the ribs: pepper, paprika cayenne, garlic, dry mustard, and perhaps a dash of cumin with a tablespoon or two of brown sugar. I'll try out a mop sauce recipe I found of bourbon, apple cider, cider vinegar, lemon, and Worcestershire every 30 minutes (that seems like a lot *shrug*). And I'll smoke it over hickory so that the neighbor @KSM doesn't complain about the mundaneness of my smoke pairings.

Dinner is at 5 on Sunday. Hopefully @GravitySucks and @Bart Ell and the Spousal Unit won't be too bummed about the lack of sauce....Maybe I'll make one for those sauce inclined to have on the side. It'll depend on how much bourbon is consumed during the smoking process.  ;D

SAUCE ON SIDE! @KSM
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Post by: ShayP on August 28, 2021, 02:20:18 PM
@ShayP - I've decided to do a dry rub on the ribs: pepper, paprika cayenne, garlic, dry mustard, and perhaps a dash of cumin with a tablespoon or two of brown sugar. I'll try out a mop sauce recipe I found of bourbon, apple cider, cider vinegar, lemon, and Worcestershire every 30 minutes (that seems like a lot *shrug*). And I'll smoke it over hickory so that the neighbor @KSM doesn't complain about the mundaneness of my smoke pairings.

@PolkaDot  That looks fantastic.  Are you smoking them and afterward putting them on the grill and then mopping the sauce?  Regardless, I bet it turns out delicious.  ;)
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Post by: KSM on August 28, 2021, 04:48:00 PM



Regarding the applewood and pork: your dramatics, while entertaining, are not exactly on point. I would recommend to you that perhaps it is used often because they make such a delectable pairing. If it isn't broken then there is no need to perform unneeded repairs or in your case- throw it out entirely.  8)

No. I am percent on point. Apple and pork and have a free ride for far too long.

And listen @PolkaDot You have tagged me 4 that's FOUR times today in one 12 minute visit from all areas of the board. You can't get enough as you diddle yourself to me but need to feed the kitty with whatever attention scraps I throw your way.

This is all you'll get today. Do with it what you will.
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Post by: KSM on August 28, 2021, 04:50:18 PM
SAUCE ON SIDE! @KSM

He's was and is right you know.  I know you know.
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Post by: KSM on August 30, 2021, 03:18:50 PM
@Camazotz Automat  About five or so weeks ago you were sporting the One Vice At A Time avatar. I told you of the cassette I have but with no way to audibly enjoy it. Fast forward to just last week I received the CD I ordered.. you know the one.  To my dismay (see picture) there was a sticker on the front case that would not so easily be removed. This marred my new purchase and knowing me as only I do it made me quite angry.  I considered grabbing my wife's hair dryer (but didn't) after trying ever so gently to to remove the eyesore sticker with my nail only made things worse.

You can see what my solution was.

I wish they had not forced my hand in such a way.

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Post by: Camazotz Automat on August 31, 2021, 09:01:57 AM
@Camazotz Automat  About five or so weeks ago you were sporting the One Vice At A Time avatar. I told you of the cassette I have but with no way to audibly enjoy it. Fast forward to just last week I received the CD I ordered.. you know the one.  To my dismay (see picture) there was a sticker on the front case that would not so easily be removed. This marred my new purchase and knowing me as only I do it made me quite angry.  I considered grabbing my wife's hair dryer (but didn't) after trying ever so gently to to remove the eyesore sticker with my nail only made things worse.

You can see what my solution was.

I wish they had not forced my hand in such a way.

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@KSM

I feel your pain.

That is an elegant and fast solution to a problem that drives me nuts as well.  Especially if I purchased a CD because I want to relish the classic artwork as I listen. Full immersion.

Because of the KROKUS band logo, I do think it is a cool sticker. Almost pharmaceutical in appearance.  But they should place it on the shrink wrap's outer surface. Even better, redesign it and print it on card stock and place it inside as a faux "backstage pass" collectible.

Similarly, I dislike stickers on book jackets. I regularly buy used books. I don't care if the book is beat up, but added barcode stickers and price stickers on the dust jacket are hard for me to ignore.

I've had a lot of luck using the pictured  product which you may already know about.  I'm in the process right now of moistening and peeling off a partial sticker on a book delivered today. The seller tried to remove it, and it mostly came off, but it left behind a square, sticky, transparent, fuzz magnet, as well as a sticker fragment.  I put a couple of drops on the area and let it sit for three minutes then peeled up the remaining sticker a little at a time.  Then maybe another drop where curled up  sticker meets book jacket. As far as the residual adhesive, I use a smooth cloth, moistened with the cleaner and make small circular motions with the cloth. That motion also starts balling up any "ghosting" paper that would not peel up.

So it works well on CD cases and glossy book cover paper.  I've also used it on glossy vinyl-record jackets to remove the price stickers applied by used-books stores.

Note:
The solvent is toxic. User Alert. But it sure as Hades works. One vice sticker at a time.
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Post by: KSM on August 31, 2021, 09:22:12 AM
@KSM

I feel your pain.

That is an elegant and fast solution to a problem that drives me nuts as well.  Especially if I purchased a CD because I want to relish the classic artwork as I listen. Full immersion.

Because of the KROKUS band logo, I do think it is a cool sticker. Almost pharmaceutical in appearance.  But they should place it on the shrink wrap's outer surface. Even better, redesign it and print it on card stock and place it inside as a faux "backstage pass" collectible.

Similarly, I dislike stickers on book jackets. I regularly buy used books. I don't care if the book is beat up, but added barcode stickers and price stickers on the dust jacket are hard for me to ignore.

I've had a lot of luck using the pictured  product which you may already know about.  I'm in the process right now of moistening and peeling off a partial sticker on a book delivered today. The seller tried to remove it, and it mostly came off, but it left behind a square, sticky, transparent, fuzz magnet, as well as a sticker fragment.  I put a couple of drops on the area and let it sit for three minutes then peeled up the remaining sticker a little at a time.  Then maybe another drop where curled up  sticker meets book jacket. As far as the residual adhesive, I use a smooth cloth, moistened with the cleaner and make small circular motions with the cloth. That motion also starts balling up any "ghosting" paper that would not peel up.

So it works well on CD cases and glossy book cover paper.  I've also used it on glossy vinyl-record jackets to remove the price stickers applied by used-books stores.

Note:
The solvent is toxic. User Alert. But it sure as Hades works.
Thank you for that.  Goo Gone  I shall seek this out as I have more than a few items around the house in need of such a cleanup.

barcodes on top of barcodes on top of barcodes much like the layers of insurance stickers on my plates
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Post by: PB on August 31, 2021, 09:59:38 AM

... Similarly, I dislike stickers on book jackets...

#MeToo
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Post by: sean92008 on August 31, 2021, 10:05:14 AM
I do! I use it instead of my cell if at home. Had the number since 99. I even have a hard wired phone from the 70's mounted in my bar. It works and of course it is a rotary..
Just this last weekend, I heard on The Tech Guy show where he said that some phone systems no longer are compatible with rotary!

I remember living in a house that was built in the 1950s, I believe. Every time the wind blew the phone would crackle because the copper wire strands would rub against each other.  Still, I prefer and would like to return to copper.

Especially with all this work at home crap, I hate the time delays that VoIP cause.
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Post by: Bart Ell on August 31, 2021, 10:16:44 AM
Just this last weekend, I heard on The Tech Guy show where he said that some phone systems no longer are compatible with rotary!


That has been the case for years.
You needed a touch-tone phone to enter prompts.

PRESS ONE FOR THE PEE FETISH LINE....
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Post by: KSM on August 31, 2021, 10:58:31 AM
Just this last weekend, I heard on The Tech Guy show where he said that some phone systems no longer are compatible with rotary!

I remember living in a house that was built in the 1950s, I believe. Every time the wind blew the phone would crackle because the copper wire strands would rub against each other.  Still, I prefer and would like to return to copper.

Especially with all this work at home crap, I hate the time delays that VoIP cause.
Yes. Copper!

My dad worked for the phone company when I was a baby goat. Back in the late 70's he was contracted out to remove all the phones out of the prison in Vancouver in order to make way for the new phones and system. I still have all those old phones from the 40's and 50's in a closet. These are the black phones you see in old movies, some are wall mount and others are tabletop. These old gems are not without heft! One is a wooden encased windup wall mount. I have it mounted on a wall close to my bar and have always thought of running wiring around the outline of the bar itself so when friends are leaning against with there forearms I can give them quite a charge with the crank

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Post by: PB on August 31, 2021, 11:12:39 AM
... I still have all those old phones from the 40's and 50's in a closet...

Are you taking that crap with you when you move?

Are you hiring movers?  Will her company reimburse you?
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Post by: KSM on August 31, 2021, 11:42:05 AM
Are you taking that crap with you when you move?

Are you hiring movers?  Will her company reimburse you?
Crap?  These are haunted phones, keepsakes! Shall I throw out the 100's of 45's I have from old Juckebox's too?  Yeah the phones are taking up space and I should rid myself of them. They look great on a modern desk whether wired or not. (not the hardwired plastic piece of 80'2 crap I posted just previously)

The relocation company (LEXICON Relocation) handles everything from the movers to the broker fees. Nothing, no-thing is out of pocket for us. To the contrary and very much so or we would not be uprooting ourselves in such a way. Her company even pays for a rental home for a few months while we settle in and window shop for houses. Anything even worth considering in the Seattle area begins in the 850K.  How did that happen in Washington, it seems sooo Vancouver like to have house prices so high. Also, nunchucks are illegal in Canada but not in the US so I will no longer have to manufacture my own and that's big, dammit!
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Post by: PB on September 01, 2021, 12:07:20 AM
Crap?  These are haunted phones, keepsakes! Shall I throw out the 100's of 45's I have from old Juckebox's too?  Yeah the phones are taking up space and I should rid myself of them. They look great on a modern desk whether wired or not. (not the hardwired plastic piece of 80'2 crap I posted just previously)

The relocation company (LEXICON Relocation) handles everything from the movers to the broker fees. Nothing, no-thing is out of pocket for us. To the contrary and very much so or we would not be uprooting ourselves in such a way. Her company even pays for a rental home for a few months while we settle in and window shop for houses. Anything even worth considering in the Seattle area begins in the 850K.  How did that happen in Washington, it seems sooo Vancouver like to have house prices so high. Also, nunchucks are illegal in Canada but not in the US so I will no longer have to manufacture my own and that's big, dammit!

You know, I'm guessing Falkie would be pretty happy to have a few of those old phones to display in his apartment, especially with the provenance you could provide. 

He may even be willing to trade something from his own collection for them.
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Post by: KSM on September 01, 2021, 10:25:34 AM
You know, I'm guessing Falkie would be pretty happy to have a few of those old phones to display in his apartment, especially with the provenance you could provide. 

He may even be willing to trade something from his own collection for them.
I don't think touching anything he has touched would be in my best interest. And besides @PB you would have to be the middleman.
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Post by: Bart Ell on September 01, 2021, 06:28:23 PM
Hey @damon

Have you asked @KSM about fall lawn preparation?
I am sure he would love to answer all your lawn questions in his thread.
I encourage you to ask him all about grass.

Happy hump day, pal!

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Post by: KSM on September 01, 2021, 08:06:13 PM


Happy hump day, pal!

Did that about 20 minutes ago for like 8 minutes!!  8)
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Post by: KSM on September 03, 2021, 10:05:22 AM
Quote
Morg was a wonderful bird but not this wonderful!   Now that bird brings home the bacon..............
Quote

@Walks_At_Night How long have you been a bird guy?  My bass player and his wife have large tropical birds like parrots and cockatoos. These fuckers roam free all over their giant house. They bite and are very territorial. We hate going over there for dinner because if you sit in the wrong place you may be infringing on some asshole birds turf. I'll give Mike and Wendy credit in that these birds are very clean and seem to be potty trained.

Have you ever had birds like these?
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Post by: KSM on September 03, 2021, 10:06:21 AM
Well that didn't work out very well  ::)
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 03, 2021, 11:16:58 AM

@Walks_At_Night How long have you been a bird guy?  My bass player and his wife have large tropical birds like parrots and cockatoos. These fuckers roam free all over their giant house. They bite and are very territorial. We hate going over there for dinner because if you sit in the wrong place you may be infringing on some asshole birds turf. I'll give Mike and Wendy credit in that these birds are very clean and seem to be potty trained.

Have you ever had birds like these?

I'm actually not really a bird guy. When Little Walks went far away for college, the Mrs. wanted to get a pet. Allergic to cats so they are out. We have a really small unfenced yard so it meant a dog would have to be walked multiple times a day. Obviously I'd be the guy walking the dog at 6AM in the driving rain and I wanted no part of that. So the Mrs. picked up a Cockatiel. She's really a sweetheart and doesn't cause too many problems.  Give her a head scratch for a few minutes a day and she is content.

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She then picked up a few Budgies. They don't cause too many issues but they also don't give a shit about you either. They keep to themselves.  All except Morgan [Morg!] he was my buddy and would hang out with me no matter what I was doing around the house. So other than Morg!, I prefer to leave the birds over take the birds but they don't cause too much of a ruckus and they make the Mrs. happy.
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Post by: anniem on September 05, 2021, 09:18:22 PM
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Cute!
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Post by: KSM on September 05, 2021, 09:26:59 PM
Cute!
Agreed. I also noticed that WAN has healthy cuticles for a man but may have a calcium problem.  @Bart Ell also noticed that.
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on September 09, 2021, 03:05:05 AM


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That is one happy healthy trusting bonding bird.
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Post by: KSM on September 10, 2021, 10:25:16 AM
A classis TELL

@ItsOver

You inspired me with your recommendation to ShayP to purchase an TV antenna so I picked one up, I grabbed a good one too! This will be a fun experiment once we move south in a few months. Wife thinks it's ridiculous but like a train set I plan to have fun with it. The many, many signals that broadcast around the Seattle area.  :D

And I don't even watch TV!!  :P
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Post by: KSM on September 10, 2021, 04:08:05 PM
A classis TELL

@ItsOver

You inspired me with your recommendation to ShayP to purchase an TV antenna so I picked one up, I grabbed a good one too! This will be a fun experiment once we move south in a few months. Wife thinks it's ridiculous but like a train set I plan to have fun with it. The many, many signals that broadcast around the Seattle area.  :D

And I don't even watch TV!!  :P
Well this is awkward:::

Must be on yet another ignore list.  CockSuckinCuntFucks!
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Post by: anniem on September 10, 2021, 07:50:25 PM
Well this is awkward:::

Must be on yet another ignore list.  CockSuckinCuntFucks!

You are on my buddy list.

 :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Post by: ShayP on September 10, 2021, 08:32:23 PM
Well this is awkward:::

Must be on yet another ignore list.  CockSuckinCuntFucks!

So that makes 888 of the 1003 members of this forum?   :o

 ;D
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Post by: KSM on September 10, 2021, 09:06:03 PM
You are on my buddy list.

 :) :) :) :) :) :)
That I know! Ditto

So that makes 888 of the 1003 members of this forum?   :o

 ;D
I have always loved your optimism.  :)
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Post by: ItsOver on September 11, 2021, 01:43:31 AM
A classis TELL

@ItsOver

You inspired me with your recommendation to ShayP to purchase an TV antenna so I picked one up, I grabbed a good one too! This will be a fun experiment once we move south in a few months. Wife thinks it's ridiculous but like a train set I plan to have fun with it. The many, many signals that broadcast around the Seattle area.  :D

And I don't even watch TV!!  :P
Seattle should be good.  I’ve got an OTA station I’m watching right at the moment, Movies! 

https://www.moviestvnetwork.com/

It’s like a poor man’s TCM, lots of classic movies, including Noir classics, like old Bogie movies.

All the available OTA stations work fine for me, since many of them, like MeTV, COZI, and AntennaTV just show classic old shows.  I can’t stand today’s crap, with all it’s PC, Woke stuff and social engineering agendas.  Plus, you can’t beat the price.
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on September 11, 2021, 04:26:34 AM
Now it's awkward.  ;)
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Post by: KSM on September 11, 2021, 10:09:52 AM
Seattle should be good.  I’ve got an OTA station I’m watching right at the moment, Movies! 

https://www.moviestvnetwork.com/

It’s like a poor man’s TCM, lots of classic movies, including Noir classics, like old Bogie movies.

All the available OTA stations work fine for me, since many of them, like MeTV, COZI, and AntennaTV just show classic old shows.  I can’t stand today’s crap, with all it’s PC, Woke stuff and social engineering agendas.  Plus, you can’t beat the price.
Thank you for sharing the link. Looks fun!

Now it's awkward.  ;)
:)
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Post by: KSM on September 16, 2021, 08:22:14 PM
HEY WAN!

Oh yeah? @Walks_At_Night
https://www.gq.com/story/woman-gets-her-anus-bronzed-by-mischievous-gnome-and-its-on-video
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 16, 2021, 08:40:17 PM
HEY WAN!

Oh yeah? @Walks_At_Night
https://www.gq.com/story/woman-gets-her-anus-bronzed-by-mischievous-gnome-and-its-on-video

Made it all the way through - 7 minutes and 10 seconds. Had to see how it turned out. Just think - 200 years from now some guy will have it and can say "This is my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grand mother's butthole".  Whereas the edible anus just gets gobbled up and is gone.
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Post by: KSM on September 16, 2021, 08:42:24 PM
Made it all the way through - 7 minutes and 10 seconds. Had to see how it turned out. Just think - 200 years from now some guy will have it and can say "This is my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grand mother's butthole".  Whereas the edible anus just gets gobbled up and is gone.
I didn't watch. But now I feel guilty. Guess I better mananus up and watch.
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 16, 2021, 08:47:31 PM
I didn't watch. But now I feel guilty. Guess I better mananus up and watch.

Yes. You should watch. Some scraggly, Brit spackling some chunky chicks ass with DAP DryDex and a trowel.  Definitely must see TV.
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Post by: KSM on September 17, 2021, 10:49:06 AM
To anybody..

I am just so irritated right now.  Hopping mad! So angry I could spit!! They are so out of ideas that now there is a spinoff in the works for a new series that will merge MadMen and Two And A Half Men together  ::)




.... TWO AND A HALF MADMEN!  ;D  hahahahahaha  Thank you I'll be here all week!! *mic drop*  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: whoozit on September 17, 2021, 02:20:17 PM
How is the veal?
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Post by: PolkaDot on September 17, 2021, 09:26:24 PM
No. I am percent on point. Apple and pork and have a free ride for far too long.

And listen @PolkaDot You have tagged me 4 that's FOUR times today in one 12 minute visit from all areas of the board. You can't get enough as you diddle yourself to me but need to feed the kitty with whatever attention scraps I throw your way.

This is all you'll get today. Do with it what you will.
WOW. okay, The class has learned a LOT about you in this single post @KSM . 1) you have a VERY active imagination, which I'm sure we can all appreciate. 2) You can't count-don't worry, there's a lot of kids that have to use their fingers and toes to do arithmetic and still struggle to get the right answer. 3) maybe as a group we could go in on one of those cool new Mickey Mouse digital watches, you wouldn't even have to learn how to tell time in the old school analog way.

P.S. Ooooops... here's @KSM ....bc apparently it would hurt your feelings if I only tagged you once twice...I mean FOUR times.
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Post by: PolkaDot on September 17, 2021, 09:28:15 PM
@PolkaDot  That looks fantastic.  Are you smoking them and afterward putting them on the grill and then mopping the sauce?  Regardless, I bet it turns out delicious.  ;)
@ShayP I've having SO MUCH FUN with my new toy! I have been doing a dry rub and then smoking low and slow. No "finishing" required.
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Post by: KSM on September 18, 2021, 10:00:30 AM
WOW. okay, The class has learned a LOT about you in this single post @KSM . 1) you have a VERY active imagination, which I'm sure we can all appreciate. 2) You can't count-don't worry, there's a lot of kids that have to use their fingers and toes to do arithmetic and still struggle to get the right answer. 3) maybe as a group we could go in on one of those cool new Mickey Mouse digital watches, you wouldn't even have to learn how to tell time in the old school analog way.

P.S. Ooooops... here's @KSM ....bc apparently it would hurt your feelings if I only tagged you once twice...I mean FOUR times.
No you jackass. No more apple and pork!

I don't know why I take it easy on you. I have apologized in the past simply because I'm a good guy but you push and push for more abuse until I am asked to apologize yet again!

I am sorry you're being a cunt.

Sor-ee
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Post by: PolkaDot on September 18, 2021, 11:03:35 AM
No you jackass. No more apple and pork!

I don't know why I take it easy on you. I have apologized in the past simply because I'm a good guy but you push and push for more abuse until I am asked to apologize yet again!

I am sorry you're being a cunt.

Sor-ee

You really haven’t been trained correctly have you? Poor wife and girlfriends, they must not have acquired you early enough. *Sigh* We all know what they say about old dogs and new tricks.

Watch your mouth when you speak to me. Weak assed apology not accepted.
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Post by: KSM on September 18, 2021, 04:03:40 PM
You really haven’t been trained correctly have you? Poor wife and girlfriends, they must not have acquired you early enough. *Sigh* We all know what they say about old dogs and new tricks.

Watch your mouth when you speak to me. Weak assed apology not accepted.
Watch my mouth when I speak to you?  Hahaha  You mean like look in the mirror and say these things? I can do that!!  I love looking in the mirror!! Thank you @PolkaDot
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Post by: GravitySucks on September 20, 2021, 09:22:01 PM
@KSM is this your wife?

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Post by: KSM on September 20, 2021, 11:26:05 PM
@KSM is this your wife?

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The black woman in the background?



 :D that was good.
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Post by: GravitySucks on September 21, 2021, 01:22:06 PM
@KSM I think you need one of these.

https://twitter.com/vezbypromotions/status/1440325958163001353
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Post by: PolkaDot on September 21, 2021, 08:31:34 PM
Watch my mouth when I speak to you?  Hahaha  You mean like look in the mirror and say these things? I can do that!!  I love looking in the mirror!! Thank you @PolkaDot

If only he was joking...
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Post by: whoozit on September 25, 2021, 08:32:01 AM
I did my normal Saturday morning mountain climb with no hamstring pain.  I guess taking it easy really does help you heal faster. @KSM
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Post by: KSM on September 25, 2021, 11:56:25 AM
I did my normal Saturday morning mountain climb with no hamstring pain.  I guess taking it easy really does help you heal faster. @KSM
Yes. Rest is the best. But did it drive you nuts having to be so sedentary? @whoozit
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Post by: KSM on September 25, 2021, 11:57:12 AM
HEY!

@ShayP I think maybe you better apologize to Bart for gaying up his thread last night!
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Post by: whoozit on September 25, 2021, 12:43:17 PM
Yes. Rest is the best. But did it drive you nuts having to be so sedentary? @whoozit
it did.  I tried to walk the next day and shuffled 100 yards or so gasping in pain every third step and shut it down for a few days.  By the end of the week I was walking 30 minutes with minor discomfort and the occasional twinge.  By the end of week two I was walking 4 miles with no pain and little discomfort but decided to wait another week before trying it on the mountain.  I’m glad I did.  @KSM
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Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2021, 12:54:31 PM
HEY!

@ShayP I think maybe you better apologize to Bart for gaying up his thread last night!

I shan't!  @KSM  And yes, I said shan't.  The thread is like a warm crusty bread that I...actually WE...spread gay butter over it.  Just spreading it.  mmmmm
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Post by: ItsOver on September 25, 2021, 01:18:26 PM
I shan't!  @KSM  And yes, I said shan't.  The thread is like a warm crusty bread that I...actually WE...spread gay butter over it.  Just spreading it.  mmmmm
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Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2021, 01:28:04 PM
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LOL!!!!  @KSM has very strong hands.
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Post by: ItsOver on September 25, 2021, 05:15:25 PM
LOL!!!!  @KSM has very strong hands.
It’s all in the hands.

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Post by: KSM on September 25, 2021, 06:03:53 PM
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Oh for fuck sakes I just had dinner.
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Post by: ItsOver on September 25, 2021, 06:10:01 PM
Time for desert!

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Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 25, 2021, 06:40:52 PM
What the actual f*ck boys?  Come back from degeneracy. Come back.........

Here this will help.
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 25, 2021, 06:45:40 PM
Check out the blonde at 1:38


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Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 25, 2021, 06:50:13 PM
Class dismissed lads. Go forth and sin no more.

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Post by: ItsOver on September 25, 2021, 06:57:23 PM
What the actual f*ck boys?  Come back from degeneracy. Come back.........

Here this will help...
Heh, heh, heh... we’re just having a little fun.



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Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 25, 2021, 07:08:26 PM
Heh, heh, heh... we’re just having a little fun.


Well okay then. Just have a care. That is how it starts but it ends with tales of your cousin Orson.

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Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2021, 07:11:53 PM
What the actual f*ck boys?  Come back from degeneracy. Come back.........

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Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2021, 07:17:21 PM
Well okay then. Just have a care. That is how it starts but it ends with tales of your cousin Orson.



Thanks. @Walks_At_Night  Now that song is in my head.  >:(    ;)  I used to watch that when I was elementary school.

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Post by: ItsOver on September 25, 2021, 07:19:10 PM
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Ha!  I will admit, I do like the flow of these three gifs together. ;)

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Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2021, 07:20:09 PM
Ha!  I will admit, I do like the flow of these three gifs together. ;)

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LOL!!!  Oh, we like to have fun.  ;D
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Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2021, 07:22:32 PM
I just noticed the caption "Aim straight ahead" when the dudes are kissing.  LOL!
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Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2021, 07:24:19 PM
Seeing me that guy getting a rub down, that makes me want to wear a jock strap.  I haven't worn one in decades.
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Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2021, 07:29:28 PM
Ha!  I will admit, I do like the flow of these three gifs together. ;)

I do too. @ItsOver  I can't stop laughing.  Good God I need help.  ;D
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Post by: ItsOver on September 25, 2021, 07:34:34 PM
I do too. @ItsOver  I can't stop laughing.  Good God I need help.  ;D
LOL!  It is amusing.  And somewhat mesmerizing.  ;D
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Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2021, 07:37:29 PM
LOL!  It is amusing.  And somewhat mesmerizing.  ;D

LMAO!! True.  I'm sitting here watching some guy getting his ass rubbed and I don't know why.   Thanks for this.   ;D
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Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2021, 07:41:55 PM
I do know that I will buy a jock strap and a pound of butter tomorrow, or maybe Monday.
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Post by: ItsOver on September 25, 2021, 07:43:15 PM
LMAO!! True.  I'm sitting here watching some guy getting his ass rubbed and I don't know why.   Thanks for this.   ;D
Heh, heh, heh... it could happen only on BEllGab.  ;D
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Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2021, 07:45:42 PM
Heh, heh, heh... it could happen only on BEllGab.  ;D

I think you made art.  (not Bell)   ;)  Andy Warhol couldn't have posted gifs like that.  Well done.  ;D 
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Post by: ItsOver on September 25, 2021, 07:45:44 PM
I do know that I will buy a jock strap and a pound of butter tomorrow, or maybe Monday.
And don’t forget to “Aim straight ahead.”  ;D
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Post by: FISH on September 26, 2021, 08:28:30 AM
I think you made art.  (not Bell)   ;)  Andy Warhol couldn't have posted gifs like that.  Well done.  ;D
Sunday morning. I should be saying my prayers and not reading the comments in this thread.
Here's looking at you, kid @ShayP . ;)

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Post by: ItsOver on September 26, 2021, 09:00:59 AM
Pancakes... melting butter... uh, uh, uh... I’m so stimulated!

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Post by: KSM on September 26, 2021, 09:16:52 AM

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Well now yer cookin'

Mmmm :P
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Post by: ShayP on September 26, 2021, 01:09:27 PM
Sunday morning. I should be saying my prayers and not reading the comments in this thread.
Here's looking at you, kid @ShayP . ;)

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Oh dear @FISH why did you post that?  And just forget everything you saw in the thread.  ;D
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Post by: ShayP on September 26, 2021, 01:10:13 PM
Pancakes... melting butter... uh, uh, uh... I’m so stimulated!

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Engorged!!!!
Title: Question for Shay
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 28, 2021, 08:43:28 PM
@ShayP
Is it pathetic that I am f*cking stoked for the up and coming "Koegel's On the Road" visit here locally? 

https://koegelsontheroad.com/shop/?action=view_products&tour_date=366

Ring Bologna: Check!
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Real Coney Dog Chili: Check!
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Post by: ShayP on September 28, 2021, 09:10:30 PM
@ShayP
Is it pathetic that I am f*cking stoked for the up and coming "Koegel's On the Road" visit here locally? 

https://koegelsontheroad.com/shop/?action=view_products&tour_date=366

Hell no!  It's not pathetic.  I'd be stoked as well.  @Walks_At_Night   I checked out the link.  I'd grab the garlic ring, the Viennas, Braunschweiger, and the Brats.  Probably some bologna too.

I can't say that I've seen or heard of a company that produces these items go on a tour.

Oh,  just wanted to let you know I haven't forgotten about Jet's Pizza either.  I'll make it there.  ;)  The drive over there is a pain in the ass especially with the current construction.  What should be a 25 minute drive would be at least 45 minutes now.  Not sure why they chose that location and there's only one in the area.  Oh well.  Anyway, from the reviews and pics it looks good.
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Post by: KSM on October 12, 2021, 10:53:05 AM
@TigerLily don't you also have a birthday in October? Your current AV suggests so..

I will wish you a HB on the day of but mine lasts all month.
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Post by: TigerLily on October 12, 2021, 11:21:12 AM
@TigerLily don't you also have a birthday in October? Your current AV suggests so..

I will wish you a HB on the day of but mine lasts all month.

I think us Libras are like that. The whole of of October is MINE starting with my avatar on the first and going all the way through Halloween. I will share it with you. Only because you seem like you would be a fun guy to party with. And you look like you have the stamina for a month-long birthday celebration

I like our birthday cake. Nice touch
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Post by: KSM on October 12, 2021, 08:54:10 PM
I think us Libras are like that. The whole of of October is MINE starting with my avatar on the first and going all the way through Halloween. I will share it with you. Only because you seem like you would be a fun guy to party with. And you look like you have the stamina for a month-long birthday celebration

I like our birthday cake. Nice touch
Yes. cakes are a nice touch  :)   Annnnd I do have the stamina to turn 5 years old all month long as I do every Rocktober.  Thank you for noticing.
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Post by: KSM on October 16, 2021, 10:01:40 AM
You will notice *cough* let me start over.

I see you've noticed that I tagged you in the Documentaries thread. I see you have responded too. That is also good. Don't expect me to respond to your response as that would completely negate the result that IS your response.

That said i do thank you for your response in said thread. Thank you @ShayP
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Post by: TigerLily on October 16, 2021, 10:13:39 AM
@PolkaDot  You are in Crete! How wonderful! How great we can travel again! Obviously, this isn't my question

As our resident fashion expert, I wondered if you could explain about why these black diamonds are heated. The advertisement made a big deal about  "Pavé black diamonds, heated"

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Also our Fashion thread has been woefully ignored. I blame the Covid. We missed Fashion Week but anything catching your eye for the holidays?
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Post by: ShayP on October 16, 2021, 10:20:43 AM
You will notice *cough* let me start over.

I see you've noticed that I tagged you in the Documentaries thread. I see you have responded too. That is also good. Don't expect me to respond to your response as that would completely negate the result that IS your response.

That said i do thank you for your response in said thread. Thank you @ShayP

@KSM

Man, I get confused enough already.  WTF?   ;D
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Post by: PB on October 16, 2021, 03:07:10 PM
@PolkaDot  You are in Crete! How wonderful! How great we can travel again! Obviously, this isn't my question

As our resident fashion expert, I wondered if you could explain about why these black diamonds are heated. The advertisement made a big deal about  "Pavé black diamonds, heated"

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Also our Fashion thread has been woefully ignored. I blame the Covid. We missed Fashion Week but anything catching your eye for the holidays?

There are two kinds of black diamonds, rare and expensive naturally black one, and diamonds that have many minute inclusions - graphite, etc that make them look grey.  They are heated to turn them black, and be more attractive and saleable. 

They are probably required to state the difference when advertising, or feel that's the ethical thing to do.
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Post by: PolkaDot on October 18, 2021, 09:19:27 AM
@PolkaDot  You are in Crete! How wonderful! How great we can travel again! Obviously, this isn't my question

As our resident fashion expert, I wondered if you could explain about why these black diamonds are heated. The advertisement made a big deal about  "Pavé black diamonds, heated"

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Also our Fashion thread has been woefully ignored. I blame the Covid. We missed Fashion Week but anything catching your eye for the holidays?

@TigerLily I really don’t know, I actually loathe diamonds. They’re so…boring. I had no idea they came in black. I’m glad they do though, Mother Nature knows her stuff, I will not doubt her again.
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Post by: TigerLily on October 18, 2021, 09:59:26 AM
@TigerLily I really don’t know, I actually loathe diamonds. They’re so…boring. I had no idea they came in black. I’m glad they do though, Mother Nature knows her stuff, I will not doubt her again.

Thanks for your answer. I feel the same way. I like my jewels in jewel tones. But this caught my eye when it came up in my #Clickacy. I like wearing black even though it doesn't really work with my natural climate and pallor
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Post by: KSM on October 19, 2021, 10:34:36 AM
Whatever happened to @Ciardelo    he was here                              and then one day he was no longer here @TigerLily

Just one more individual that I had to send an apology PM to.
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Post by: JUAN on October 19, 2021, 10:53:32 AM
He posted that he had some mysterious “things come up.”
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Post by: whoozit on October 19, 2021, 11:56:08 AM
Whatever happened to @Ciardelo    he was here                              and then one day he was no longer here @TigerLily

Just one more individual that I had to send an apology PM to.
Hallmark has a nice line of “Sorry I raped your feelings” cards.
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Post by: KSM on October 19, 2021, 11:15:17 PM
Hallmark has a nice line of “Sorry I raped your feelings” cards.
@whoozit  I have started a Fantasy Slut League. You want in? I'll cover you.
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Post by: PolkaDot on October 20, 2021, 02:34:49 AM
@whoozit  I have started a Fantasy Slut League. You want in? I'll cover you.
Is this a boys only club?
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Post by: TigerLily on October 20, 2021, 09:04:27 AM
Is this a boys only club?

You mean like one of my girlfriends is binge watching Criminal Minds and calls it Shemar's Show?

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Post by: TigerLily on October 20, 2021, 09:13:19 AM
Whatever happened to @Ciardelo    he was here                              and then one day he was no longer here @TigerLily

Just one more individual that I had to send an apology PM to.

You think I had something to do with  @Ciardelo leaving? No. I don't think so
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on October 20, 2021, 09:44:45 AM
@TigerLily I really don’t know, I actually loathe diamonds. They’re so…boring. I had no idea they came in black. I’m glad they do though, Mother Nature knows her stuff, I will not doubt her again.

@PolkaDot

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Post by: KSM on October 20, 2021, 10:10:36 AM
You mean like one of my girlfriends is binge watching Criminal Minds and calls it Shemar's Show?

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Oooh the dreeaamy Shamar Moore who found pseudo fame in the 90's as Malcolm on The Young & The Restless. They often had him in a speedo like suit for pool scenes. L00ked like he was smugglin' an olive.  ;D

You think I had something to do with  @Ciardelo leaving? No. I don't think so
Yeah. I do. He was always nice to you and only to get the 'talk to the hand, baby!'

@TigerLily  Nice HalloAv BTW
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Post by: whoozit on October 20, 2021, 02:10:30 PM
@whoozit  I have started a Fantasy Slut League. You want in? I'll cover you.
As a player or spectator? @KSM
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Post by: KSM on October 20, 2021, 08:21:56 PM
As a player or spectator? @KSM
You graduate from from one level to the next. If you win you'll be entered into the hooker rally or the 'poobear' shuffle.
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Post by: TigerLily on October 21, 2021, 12:10:59 AM
There are two kinds of black diamonds, rare and expensive naturally black one, and diamonds that have many minute inclusions - graphite, etc that make them look grey.  They are heated to turn them black, and be more attractive and saleable. 

They are probably required to state the difference when advertising, or feel that's the ethical thing to do.

@PB  You have unexpected depths. An expertise in diamonds. Too bad you still don't know sh*t about constitutional rights
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Post by: PB on October 21, 2021, 12:47:28 AM
@PB  You have unexpected depths. An expertise in diamonds. Too bad you still don't know sh*t about constitutional rights

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Post by: PolkaDot on October 21, 2021, 03:03:25 AM
You mean like one of my girlfriends is binge watching Criminal Minds and calls it Shemar's Show?

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Your girlfriend has good taste in boys @TigerLily yummmmmm
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Post by: KSM on October 21, 2021, 10:24:39 AM
@PB   Too bad you still don't know sh*t about constitutional rights
HEY Weren't you the one complaining about politics in the "normal threads" ?  I believe you were! @TigerLily   Just another example of leftist hypocrisy.  Clean it up darlin'!!
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Post by: PB on October 21, 2021, 11:46:08 AM
HEY Weren't you the one complaining about politics in the "normal threads" ?  I believe you were! @TigerLily   Just another example of leftist hypocrisy.  Clean it up darlin'!!

This is why people are frightened by cis males
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Post by: bateman on October 21, 2021, 12:09:20 PM
This is why people are frightened by cis males

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Post by: KSM on October 21, 2021, 12:27:20 PM
This is why people are frightened by cis males
Twisted Cismale
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Post by: ItsOver on October 21, 2021, 12:55:15 PM

Ha!   ;D
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Post by: whoozit on October 21, 2021, 01:53:20 PM
HEY Weren't you the one complaining about politics in the "normal threads" ?  I believe you were! @TigerLily   Just another example of leftist hypocrisy.  Clean it up darlin'!!
LionDaisy only has to follow the rules she makes up in her head.
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Post by: PolkaDot on October 22, 2021, 02:42:08 AM
@PolkaDot


@Camazotz Automat -wow, he’s rather furry. I had no idea.  :o

This is a rather sad song.  :-\
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Post by: KSM on October 22, 2021, 09:40:06 AM
Happy Birthday @TigerLily

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YAAAAAAY YOOOUUUUU
                                               
               
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Post by: TigerLily on October 22, 2021, 09:54:46 AM
Happy Birthday @TigerLily

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YAAAAAAY YOOOUUUUU
                                               
               

Uh. Celebrating your IQ again. But thank you for the shout out. Another day older and closer to death  :-*
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Post by: ItsOver on October 22, 2021, 09:59:42 AM
Happy Birthday @TigerLily

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YAAAAAAY YOOOUUUUU
                                               
               
Glad to see you we’re following Smokey’s guidance.  ;D

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Post by: Camazotz Automat on October 23, 2021, 07:14:16 PM
@Camazotz Automat -wow, he’s rather furry. I had no idea.  :o

This is a rather sad song.  :-\

I agree. It is a power chord psychedelic funeral dirge. Synchronized guitar playing pallbearers - while Peter Criss testifies / eulogizes from tribal drums. Darkness was on the city, and candles from a setting in a Dickens novel highlights a premonition of gloom. You can easily picture them carrying a coffin down Bourban Street, each kabuki KISS face evoking Papa Legba.

Very perceptive,  @PolkaDot

Black Diamond is far more nuanced than their arena rock anthem Detroit Rock City.

For a moment, it has the feel of "the old world."

Like or dislike, it surely is interesting theater.

But that's just me. I've been known to see symbolism and archetypes that were not intended.    ::)  Heh heh



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Post by: PolkaDot on October 25, 2021, 02:20:52 AM
 @TigerLily - My #clickacy seems to be acting up. Are you getting my ads?

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Post by: Bart Ell on October 25, 2021, 04:14:43 AM
@TigerLily - My #clickacy seems to be acting up. Are you getting my ads?

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Clicking 2 of them usually fixes it.
3 to be safe.
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Post by: TigerLily on October 25, 2021, 06:31:27 AM
@TigerLily - My #clickacy seems to be acting up. Are you getting my ads?

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Yours seems to be some some sort of weird mash up. Yes. Boho style and and cheap black diamonds which could have been directed toward me but it does have that German music influence. I have been getting some lovely lingerie items recently and nice jewelry. Both I assume are your influence. And Men's Wearhouse keeps popping up for nice eye candy. I suggest we follow Bart's advice and continue to click until we hit Jackpot
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 25, 2021, 06:39:57 AM
Yours seems to be some some sort of weird mash up. Yes. Boho style and and cheap black diamonds which could have been directed toward me but it does have that German music influence. I have been getting some lovely lingerie items recently and nice jewelry. Both I assume are your influence. And Men's Wearhouse keeps popping up for nice eye candy. I suggest we follow Bart's advice and continue to click until we hit Jackpot

Wish I would pull some eye candy.  All I have been pulling is Range Hood stuff.
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Post by: ItsOver on October 25, 2021, 06:48:57 AM
Wish I would pull some eye candy.  All I have been pulling is Range Hood stuff.
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You may need to backdown on all those Tim Allen searches. ;)

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Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 25, 2021, 06:52:34 AM
You may need to backdown on all those Tim Allen searches. ;)

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Ask and ye shall receive!
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Post by: KSM on October 25, 2021, 07:56:50 PM
@Walks_At_Night   
Are you a board game guy? I never lose a game of RISK and never win a game of Monopoly.  Very frustrating..  guess that's why I give The She all my Benjamins Elizabeth's.
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Post by: ItsOver on October 25, 2021, 08:10:02 PM
@Walks_At_Night   
Are you a board game guy? I never lose a game of RISK and never win a game of Monopoly.  Very frustrating..  guess that's why I give The She all my Benjamins Elizabeth's.
Heh, I loved Risk in my youth.



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Post by: KSM on October 25, 2021, 11:56:33 PM
Heh, I loved Risk in my youth.


Do you play Chess?  Online?  @ItsOver    8)
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 26, 2021, 04:58:34 AM
@Walks_At_Night   
Are you a board game guy? I never lose a game of RISK and never win a game of Monopoly.  Very frustrating..  guess that's why I give The She all my Benjamins Elizabeth's.

Well KSM, err @THRUST MEATNOZZLE I enjoy board games. Sadly these days I usually only have time to play them around Christmas time as most times I'm working [or shit posting on forums in little spurts]. My immediate family are all females so we play the stuff they like - Life, Clue, Dominoes and Sorry. Back in the day Risk and APBA Baseball were two favorites.  Never been that big on Monopoly though. 
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on October 26, 2021, 05:19:55 AM
Well KSM, err @THRUST MEATNOZZLE I enjoy board games. Sadly these days I usually only have time to play them around Christmas time as most times I'm working [or shit posting on forums in little spurts]. My immediate family are all females so we play the stuff they like - Life, Clue, Dominoes and Sorry. Back in the day Risk and APBA Baseball were two favorites.  Never been that big on Monopoly though.

If it is not present, please talk the females into adding OTHELLO to your game closet.

Sorry. Just my controlling nature showing. But hey, my controlling nature to spread the gospel of OTHELLO is much friendlier than a JACK T. CHICK religious tract! :D

So there's that.
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Post by: ItsOver on October 26, 2021, 05:31:20 AM
Do you play Chess?  Online?  @ItsOver    8)
I can play chess but am far from being skilled.  Online?  I thought the internet only existed for EllGab.

#GNSspreadTheWord
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Post by: ShayP on October 26, 2021, 11:04:28 AM
Well KSM, err @THRUST MEATNOZZLE I enjoy board games. Sadly these days I usually only have time to play them around Christmas time as most times I'm working [or shit posting on forums in little spurts]. My immediate family are all females so we play the stuff they like - Life, Clue, Dominoes and Sorry. Back in the day Risk and APBA Baseball were two favorites.  Never been that big on Monopoly though.

I loved APBA Baseball.  @Walks_At_Night  I haven't played that since the 80's.  There was a vintage set for sale at one of the antique/thrift stores I frequent.  It was incomplete though and am too OCD to buy it if it's not the whole thing.  In hindsight I should've because some of the cards are valuable.  Hmm...I just may go back.



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Post by: ShayP on October 26, 2021, 11:05:04 AM
I can play chess but am far from being skilled.  Online? I thought the internet only existed for EllGab.

#GNSspreadTheWord

Heh heh
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Post by: ShayP on October 26, 2021, 11:06:50 AM
Seriously KSM? @THRUST MEATNOZZLE   You and your damn periodic name changes.  You'll always be KSM to me.   :-*
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Post by: KSM on October 26, 2021, 11:08:45 AM
Seriously KSM? @THRUST MEATNOZZLE   You and your damn periodic name changes.  You'll always be KSM to me.   :-*
I sometimes go by my maiden name..  8)
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Post by: ShayP on October 26, 2021, 11:12:52 AM
I sometimes go by my maiden name..  8)

LOL!
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 26, 2021, 11:45:23 AM
I loved APBA Baseball.  @Walks_At_Night  I haven't played that since the 80's.  There was a vintage set for sale at one of the antique/thrift stores I frequent.  It was incomplete though and am too OCD to buy it if it's not the whole thing.  In hindsight I should've because some of the cards are valuable.  Hmm...I just may go back.

It was a great deal of fun. If you go back, keep and eye out for this particular card.  I'd imagine that @Bart Ell would like to have it:
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 26, 2021, 11:52:20 AM
If it is not present, please talk the females into adding OTHELLO to your game closet.

Sorry. Just my controlling nature showing. But hey, my controlling nature to spread the gospel of OTHELLO is much friendlier than a JACK T. CHICK religious tract! :D

So there's that.

I've haven't played Othello in a jillion years - going back to the old Husker Du? subliminal message days. Guess I need to change this situation.
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Post by: Bart Ell on October 26, 2021, 12:02:03 PM
It was a great deal of fun. If you go back, keep and eye out for this particular card.  I'd imagine that @Bart Ell would like to have it:
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I met him when I was 17 and he hugged me with the love of a man confident in his sexuality.
We are the same height but he was now bear sized and enveloped me in his loving bear arms.

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Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 26, 2021, 01:02:44 PM
I met him when I was 17 and he hugged me with the love of a man confident in his sexuality.
We are the same height but he was now bear sized and enveloped me in his loving bear arms.

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What a talented player - it is a shame he had all those injuries and I guess the drugs and booze didn't help either.
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Post by: PB on October 26, 2021, 01:20:27 PM
What a talented player - it is a shame he had all those injuries and I guess the drugs and booze didn't help either.

When I was a kid, I couldn't figure out what the logo on the hat was.  It looks like elk, but that didn't make any sense.  Someone on a broadcast reminiscing about the Expos said it was an M. 

Oh.  A tri-colored very stylized M.  I would never have recognized that as an M, ever.
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Post by: JUAN on October 26, 2021, 01:30:43 PM
It’s M, e, b - Montreal Expos Baseball.
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Post by: Bart Ell on October 26, 2021, 01:35:09 PM
When I was a kid, I couldn't figure out what the logo on the hat was.  It looks like elk, but that didn't make any sense.  Someone on a broadcast reminiscing about the Expos said it was an M. 

Oh.  A tri-colored very stylized M.  I would never have recognized that as an M, ever.

Red E
Blue B
Who thing M

Expos
Baseball
Montreal
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Post by: Bart Ell on October 26, 2021, 01:42:10 PM
What a talented player - it is a shame he had all those injuries and I guess the drugs and booze didn't help either.

Hugs were 10/10

I don't know how much damage I did to my arm as a kid trying to throw like him.
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Post by: PB on October 26, 2021, 06:29:16 PM
It’s M, e, b - Montreal Expos Baseball.

Red E
Blue B
Who thing M

Expos
Baseball
Montreal

At least they didn't overthink it
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on October 26, 2021, 09:09:27 PM
I've haven't played Othello in a jillion years - going back to the old Husker Du? subliminal message days. Guess I need to change this situation.

I own three vintage OTHELLO boards. (For the love of God, why?)

I have considered Liquid Nails gluing a grid of 64 India Green square 2"x2" ceramic tiles to a cement picnic table in a nearby park and leaving instructions with a pack of  black/white cardboard playing disks pieces.

It is a calling.

What stopped me? Couldn't find an acceptable shade of India Green tile.

Probably for the best. Those playing pieces would last about two minutes before kids were hurling them at the ducks.

"Oh, look! Black and white Oreo treats!!!" the ducks thought tragically.

I'm glad you're already familiar. Though you appear to be a lapsed player.  ::)

I am confidant the females would love it.  90% to 96% sure.
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Post by: sean92008 on October 31, 2021, 12:26:01 AM
Ellis, Dawson and Cromartie... Right?
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Post by: PolkaDot on October 31, 2021, 10:17:18 AM
@ShayP your av cracks me up!  :D
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Post by: ShayP on October 31, 2021, 05:25:41 PM
@ShayP your av cracks me up!  :D

Thanks! @PolkaDot  Yours has a certain 'Je ne sais quoi.'  ;)
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Post by: KSM on October 31, 2021, 11:26:04 PM
Thanks! @PolkaDot  Yours has a certain 'Je ne sais quoi.'  ;)
@ShayP That's her before her morning coffee. Not kidding. She's back on full caffeinated coffee after several failed attempts to stay decaf. Ain't that right m' dear @PolkaDot!!!  And then - later - when she needs a caffeine free (sober buddy) who ya think she calls on for support and discipline!!?!!

 8)
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Post by: ShayP on November 01, 2021, 07:10:50 AM
@ShayP That's her before her morning coffee. Not kidding. She's back on full caffeinated coffee after several failed attempts to stay decaf. Ain't that right m' dear @PolkaDot!!!  And then - later - when she needs a caffeine free (sober buddy) who ya think she calls on for support and discipline!!?!!

 8)

@THRUST MEATNOZZLE  No way she's calling you for support my man.  That's probably what she'd look like after talking to you.  ;D  ;)
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Post by: PolkaDot on November 01, 2021, 09:03:42 AM
@ShayP That's her before her morning coffee. Not kidding. She's back on full caffeinated coffee after several failed attempts to stay decaf. Ain't that right m' dear @PolkaDot!!!  And then - later - when she needs a caffeine free (sober buddy) who ya think she calls on for support and discipline!!?!!

 8)
Uhhhh huh. Sure @THRUST MEATNOZZLE  ::) You're projecting again.
Bart should change your handle to: WORST Sober Buddy EVER and you should have business cards made as a warning to others.  ;D
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Post by: PolkaDot on November 01, 2021, 09:06:03 AM
@THRUST MEATNOZZLE  No way she's calling you for support my man.  That's probably what she'd look like after talking to you.  ;D  ;)
Lol. I did go to breakfast with my brother this morning and have two cups of Dazbog  ;D
I regret nothing.
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Post by: PolkaDot on November 01, 2021, 09:08:06 AM
Thanks! @PolkaDot  Yours has a certain 'Je ne sais quoi.'  ;)
It was rather like a zombie photo id pic wasn't it? Like it zombies had to visit the DMV.  ;D
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Post by: KSM on November 04, 2021, 11:58:31 AM
For anybody.

Can you tell me what this is? A woman's piece of clothing. Is this a sort of bra that has the nipples protrude out from the perfectly placed holes?????  If I am right, it's fucking hot!  I want The She to wear it around the house.
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Post by: ShayP on November 04, 2021, 12:46:28 PM
For anybody.

Can you tell me what this is? A woman's piece of clothing. Is this a sort of bra that has the nipples protrude out from the perfectly placed holes?????  If I am right, it's fucking hot!  I want The She to wear it around the house.

I think it's a bra worn for holding breast pumps.
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Post by: Jayzelady on November 07, 2021, 05:55:37 PM
I think it's a bra worn for holding breast pumps.

Whatever that thing is, it for sure won’t be on my Christmas list! 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Post by: PolkaDot on November 07, 2021, 06:02:28 PM
Whatever that thing is, it for sure won’t be on my Christmas list! 🤦🏻‍♀️
I think what he's hoping for is this:
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Some men can't even be trusted to get proper sexy lingerie!  ::)
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Post by: KSM on November 10, 2021, 02:49:57 PM
@Walks_At_Night Do you have an old coffee can or something like that is filled with random screws and nails out in the garage somewhere? Maybe it's near the WD40 or something..   It might be fairly common amongst men from about the mid 30s.

?
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 10, 2021, 02:55:14 PM
@Walks_At_Night Do you have an old coffee can or something like that is filled with random screws and nails out in the garage somewhere? Maybe it's near the WD40 or something..   It might be fairly common amongst men from about the mid 30s.

?

I do have a nice collection of random screws, nails, bolts and what not but I keep them in the bottom row of one of these babies:
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When the row gets to bursting, I have a culling. Also about twice a year that collection saves my butt when I am in the heat of battle trying to fix or install something.
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Post by: GravitySucks on November 10, 2021, 04:43:16 PM
I do have a nice collection of random screws, nails, bolts and what not but I keep them in the bottom row of one of these babies:
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When the row gets to bursting, I have a culling. Also about twice a year that collection saves my butt when I am in the heat of battle trying to fix or install something.

@Walks_At_Night what kind of label maker did you talk your wife into buying in order to make labels for each drawer?
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Post by: KSM on November 10, 2021, 04:49:19 PM
I do have a nice collection of random screws, nails, bolts and what not but I keep them in the bottom row of one of these babies:
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I like that thing and must obtain one.  I currently have a large Costco sized Folgers Crystals coffee can. I say currently but it has been this way for at least 12 years now.


When the row gets to bursting, I have a culling. Also about twice a year that collection saves my butt when I am in the heat of battle trying to fix or install something.

That explains manhood right there.  PLUS FUCKIN' ONE1
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 10, 2021, 06:01:51 PM
@Walks_At_Night what kind of label maker did you talk your wife into buying in order to make labels for each drawer?

Brother P-Touch.  What else would it be?  ;)

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Post by: PolkaDot on November 12, 2021, 03:24:31 PM
I do have a nice collection of random screws, nails, bolts and what not but I keep them in the bottom row of one of these babies:
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When the row gets to bursting, I have a culling. Also about twice a year that collection saves my butt when I am in the heat of battle trying to fix or install something.
You're not actually my Spousal Unit are you @Walks_At_Night ? If I find out you've been spending your time posting on Spite Board under a pseudonym while you were supposed to be at work I'm not going to be happy.  >:( Also, the garage needs a cleaning.
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 12, 2021, 03:57:47 PM
You're not actually my Spousal Unit are you @Walks_At_Night ? If I find out you've been spending your time posting on Spite Board under a pseudonym while you were supposed to be at work I'm not going to be happy.  >:( Also, the garage needs a cleaning.

Can't be as my garage is perfect.  ;)
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Post by: KSM on November 21, 2021, 09:45:54 AM
@Camazotz Automat Revisiting the crystal Head bottle - there is the Blue Onyx (and vodka) as well to accompany the clear head should you be so inclined. The contents of the blue-black bottle is, in a word, silk. Perhaps divine might also be appropriate. I have both and they certainly compliment each other as each faces its counterpart from either side of my desk.
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 21, 2021, 11:03:10 AM
@Camazotz Automat Revisiting the crystal Head bottle - there is the Blue Onyx (and vodka) as well to accompany the clear head should you be so inclined. The contents of the blue-black bottle is, in a word, silk. Perhaps divine might also be appropriate. I have both and they certainly compliment each other as each faces its counterpart from either side of my desk.
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WOW. @KSM 

No, I was completely unaware of it.

Color me onyx intrigued! Thanks for the "heads" up!
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Post by: ShayP on November 24, 2021, 02:45:51 PM
@KSM I've alienated more family members.  :D  Now I'm down to only a handful.  I am in dick-mode this year.  I will not suffer fools gladly.  I DID NOT YELL LIKE THE LAST TIME!  ;)
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Post by: KSM on November 24, 2021, 06:09:57 PM
@KSM I've alienated more family members.  :D  Now I'm down to only a handful.  I am in dick-mode this year.  I will not suffer fools gladly.  I DID NOT YELL LIKE THE LAST TIME!  ;)
Nice.  :)

These are the cherished times. Just think of the flies you shook from your ass and how now, they'll have to do whatever the fuck they wanted you to do by THEMSELVES!

Good for you! Plus UNO
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Post by: PolkaDot on November 28, 2021, 01:36:44 PM
@KSM I've alienated more family members.  :D  Now I'm down to only a handful.  I am in dick-mode this year.  I will not suffer fools gladly.  I DID NOT YELL LIKE THE LAST TIME!  ;)
Not to butt in, but family members are over rated @ShayP . The beauty of being an adult is creating the family of your choosing that is supportive and uplifting, and loves you even when you're an asshole (This doesn't apply to me of course because I'm never an asshole). Some blood relatives may make the cut, but certainly not all..
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Post by: ShayP on November 28, 2021, 03:40:20 PM
Not to butt in, but family members are over rated @ShayP . The beauty of being an adult is creating the family of your choosing that is supportive and uplifting, and loves you even when you're an asshole (This doesn't apply to me of course because I'm never an asshole). Some blood relatives may make the cut, but certainly not all..

Butt in whenever you want. @PolkaDot  I'm pretty transparent and I don't mind sharing.  Won't take offense at all.  I never created a family, nor will I ever.  I tried though.  It's too late now.  I have what I have as relatives and they are an unnerving bunch I assure you.  I realize I'm not perfect, but I don't act like they do. 

Nonetheless, I feel love from a few and love them back.  The rest know I can't stand them and I'm fine with that.  They can curse me all they want or talk about me.  I don't care.  Dead to me.  It's probably a bad trait to have but I am very good at cutting ties and erasing people from memory.


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Post by: KSM on November 28, 2021, 03:43:21 PM
Butt in whenever you want. @PolkaDot  I'm pretty transparent and I don't mind sharing.  Won't take offense at all.  I never created a family, nor will I ever.  I tried though.  It's too late now.  I have what I have as relatives and they are an unnerving bunch I assure you.  I realize I'm not perfect, but I don't act like they do. 

Nonetheless, I feel love from a few and love them back.  The rest know I can't stand them and I'm fine with that.  They can curse me all they want or talk about me.  I don't care.  Dead to me.  It's probably a bad trait to have but I am very good at cutting ties and erasing people from memory.

This is why you're, Hot, Tub, CRAAAAANE!
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Post by: ShayP on November 28, 2021, 03:47:48 PM
This is why you're, Hot, Tub, CRAAAAANE!

For fucks sake man. LOL!!!!!!  ;D
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Post by: PolkaDot on November 29, 2021, 12:57:25 PM
Butt in whenever you want. @PolkaDot  I'm pretty transparent and I don't mind sharing.  Won't take offense at all.  I never created a family, nor will I ever.  I tried though.  It's too late now.  I have what I have as relatives and they are an unnerving bunch I assure you.  I realize I'm not perfect, but I don't act like they do. 

Nonetheless, I feel love from a few and love them back.  The rest know I can't stand them and I'm fine with that.  They can curse me all they want or talk about me.  I don't care.  Dead to me.  It's probably a bad trait to have but I am very good at cutting ties and erasing people from memory.

I didn't mean the sperm and egg type family...more like choose who you surround yourself with. I'm sure you're loved by many more than you're hated by.  :)

Erasing people from memory? yikes....this reminds me of someone else. Must be a guy thing?

Carry on.  ;)
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 29, 2021, 01:29:09 PM
. . .  and erasing people from memory.

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Post by: ShayP on November 29, 2021, 05:24:23 PM
I didn't mean the sperm and egg type family...more like choose who you surround yourself with. I'm sure you're loved by many more than you're hated by.  :)

Erasing people from memory? yikes....this reminds me of someone else. Must be a guy thing?

Carry on.  ;)

"Sperm and egg..."  :o  You and your potty mouth! @PolkaDot   ;D

I had a coworker one time tell me that I was a "hard nut to crack."  She said that people like me but I just don't realize it.  I didn't understand because I'll be fun and get wide open and talk about things, party, etc.  Then I thought about it, and it was me just not letting people get close to me.  I don't surround myself with many people.  The few I do I'll always be "family" with.  It's a loyalty and trust thing.  Think Mafia.

I'm pretty good at the 'Irish Goodbye', but it's also mental.  A buddy of mine, recently, was talking about people we knew. He mentioned a name and it came back to me.  The guy he mentioned was a good friend of mine for 6 years.  That friendship ended 10 years ago.  After said friend and I had our differences, I put him out of my mind.  Honestly, I never thought of him until his name was mentioned.

Oh, a lot of people hate me.  Trust me.  But, I think more like me overall.


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Post by: ShayP on November 29, 2021, 05:26:25 PM
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Ha!  Now I have to listen to that tonight.  I'm not bullshitting.  You planted the seed, now I'll listen to it several times.
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 29, 2021, 08:52:44 PM
Ha!  Now I have to listen to that tonight.  I'm not bullshitting.  You planted the seed, now I'll listen to it several times.


Piece of Mind will always be my favorite in their discography. It checks off almost all the boxes. I suppose the only thing that could have been added is a topless waitress (Cassandra Peterson?) to the dinner photo of the band on the inner record sleeve.

I examined that record front to back the way Beatles fans examined Sgt. Pepper sixteen years prior. A bit of feminine physique would have been nice. I could have examined her while Bruce wailed:

She came to me with a serpent's kiss
As the Eye of the Sun rose on her lips
Moonlight catches silver tears I cry
So we lay in a black embrace
And the seed is sown in a holy place
And I watched, and I waited for the dawn


Other than that... It is a perfectly created piece of art, music, writing, and singing.

Cassandra would have just made it even more perfect. Perfectly perfect.

Boobs AND Brain(s).
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Post by: KSM on December 07, 2021, 09:57:31 AM
Can you do your own drywall repair? What about basic plumbing and electrical? @PB
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Post by: PB on December 07, 2021, 09:59:25 AM
Can you do your own drywall repair? What about basic plumbing and electrical? @PB

No.  I'm pretty great at raking leaves though.
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Post by: KSM on December 07, 2021, 10:39:04 AM
No.  I'm pretty great at raking leaves though.
Too bad. @ShayP can.