Brian Laundrie has fled to a Florida preserve.
If there is a god, Laundrie will take a nap and wake up in the hungry embrace of a giant Burmese python.
Nothing will be left but a pair of millennial generation hiking boots and sunglasses.
I knew she was dead and that the ANTHRAX band member looking boyfriend was guilty the second it was reported he came back alone in the van.
What an ass.
Poor Gabby.