What an insufferable fanboy I would be.
"I remember this exact spot!" Cam said, standing on a sidewalk crack, flapping his arms like ... like a bird.
"It was near here that an entire canister of filmed footage was misplaced in the usually unrented apartment above the drugstore. The apartment was previously used by the lighting crew for recalibration drinking parties! The film wasn't discovered until a year AFTER The Birds was released! The sheer gravitas of this bypassed undeveloped coiled celluloid zeitgeist belied Hitchcock's psychological tri-pronged approach to avian colonization as rogue government! I'm so hungry!"
(Flaps twice more)
It is excruciatingly clear: RG is the superior mature choice and voice for reconnaissance of all things Bodega Bay.
(flap flap flap)
"Flap on a crack, break Norman's Mother's back!" Cam crows. "Hitchcock said that! Right here!"
Unfrickin believable. A grown ass man / bird / Cam.
I will now voluntarily write up a review of a recently attended "working meeting" of the local Sweet Bee Garden Club composed of kind little old ladies armed with miniature spades and dwarf pitchforks; thus, literally, recalling my location back on earth.