Good thing you cleared that up. I was about to grow a long white beard and build a giant sea vessel. Thank God were the middleman in this exchange. Know where I can find two zebras on short notice?
Our neighbor has one. Not a woods neighbor. A bayou neighbor. The other one broke free, got frightened by animal control, and drowned himself in the bayou. No shit. Apparently zebras are genetically inclined to drown themselves when they feel they can’t escape.
He also has a zonkey. Don’t ask.