@KSM, I myself do not say this, these are the words of a former neighbor who used to represent Fender. She rode her bike by my house and said "hi," the last time I saw her was was at a NAMM Show maybe 5 years ago...
Get ready... Remember, I do not believe this, I am only parroting what was said to me...
Wait for it...
"Strat players rule and Paul players drool..."I know your anger will boil over, seething hatred will surface. Hahahahaha. 😁