Why the hell do they want to roll around in fkn POOOOooo??
We used to have an Irish wolf hound German Shepard cross. He was Great Dane sized but with long whisker type fur and he caught roll in poo fever whenever the opportunity presented itself. Worst time of all, we were at a lake enjoying ourselves but within 30 minutes of leaving, Baron found some HUMAN POO to roll around in! He basically met us at the car in this awful condition as we were packing up like he was saying, "ok, I'm ready, let's ride" We had to keep throwing sticks into the lake for him to fetch to get him clean...ish. It was a horrible ride home.