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[StarrMountain]

Too much floor and not enough ceiling talk.

If only walls could talk.

[PolkaDot]

My math is fine. I was rounding up. GUYS DO THAT YA SHITBARN!




@PolkaDot

OH
MY
GOD

....what...is that?  Is that her stomach? 
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[Mr Apnea]

Bart,  Sharon Stone claims Dr. gave her bigger breasts than she consented to.  Could this just be a case of a free upgrade?  Certainly her size was on back order.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Bart,  Sharon Stone claims Dr. gave her bigger breasts than she consented to.  Could this just be a case of a free upgrade?  Certainly her size was on back order.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

[Mr Apnea]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

I'm not sure before and after pictures would help on this one.  It's one of those relative things.  Bigger than something not so big is hard to measure.   Alias, it's relative to her hips

"When I was unbandaged, I discovered that I had a full cup-size bigger breasts, ones that he said 'go better with your hip size'

True boobies are the boobiest of all boobies

[Bart Ell]

Bart,  Sharon Stone claims Dr. gave her bigger breasts than she consented to.  Could this just be a case of a free upgrade?  Certainly her size was on back order.

She is very ungrateful!

[FISH]

@Bart Ell
I need to resize a photo to 5MB or less. Where? How? Do I do this?

RE:
https://www.vvmf.org/Wall-of-Faces/42823/LAWRENCE-J-REICHERT/

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell
I need to resize a photo to 5MB or less. Where? How? Do I do this?

RE:
https://www.vvmf.org/Wall-of-Faces/42823/LAWRENCE-J-REICHERT/

https://picresize.com/

[FISH]

https://picresize.com/

THANK YOU.
I respect your brain @Bart Ell .
I may hate you in the NHL thread. However, hate is good in ice hockey. Yesterday, I wished that someone would take Carter Hart to a South Philly bar, so someone would beat him up. Hart needs to man up!!!

[Bart Ell]

THANK YOU.
I respect your brain @Bart Ell .
I may hate you in the NHL thread. However, hate is good in ice hockey. Yesterday, I wished that someone would take Carter Hart to a South Philly bar, so someone would beat him up. Hart needs to man up!!!

I saw that during the bubble playoffs last year but you just didn't want to believe me!

[FISH]

I saw that during the bubble playoffs last year but you just didn't want to believe me!

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[KSM]

Do you like gingerbread? I'm talkin the stuff at Christmas.. gingerbread houses and gingerbread men/women? Seriously - this is the stuff that's not really hard, it has a bit of a squeeze to it - almost fluffy! And it's all frosted     You like what I'm layin' out here?

Christmas 2016 my nephew and I were supposed to build a gingerbread house together (it was a pre cooked kit  ) that I had bought but it was meant to be quality time.  I couldn't wait. I ate all the house pieces right out of the box days before my sister was to drop him off.   He was four and he was FURIOUS! and then cried like a little bitch  as he told me in crying voice "I want you to GO TO THE JAIL!"     

LOLOL "THE jail" that's what he said! Whatta shmuck!

Tough cookies NICK! Life ain't always fair! Hehehe

[StarrMountain]

Do you like gingerbread? I'm talkin the stuff at Christmas.. gingerbread houses and gingerbread men/women? Seriously - this is the stuff that's not really hard, it has a bit of a squeeze to it - almost fluffy! And it's all frosted     You like what I'm layin' out here?

Christmas 2016 my nephew and I were supposed to build a gingerbread house together (it was a pre cooked kit  ) that I had bought but it was meant to be quality time.  I couldn't wait. I ate all the house pieces right out of the box days before my sister was to drop him off.   He was four and he was FURIOUS! and then cried like a little bitch  as he told me in crying voice "I want you to GO TO THE JAIL!"     

LOLOL "THE jail" that's what he said! Whatta shmuck!

Tough cookies NICK! Life ain't always fair! Hehehe

Was is a gingerbread jail house?  Did you eat your way out?

[Bart Ell]

Do you like gingerbread? I'm talkin the stuff at Christmas.. gingerbread houses and gingerbread men/women? Seriously - this is the stuff that's not really hard, it has a bit of a squeeze to it - almost fluffy! And it's all frosted     You like what I'm layin' out here?

Christmas 2016 my nephew and I were supposed to build a gingerbread house together (it was a pre cooked kit  ) that I had bought but it was meant to be quality time.  I couldn't wait. I ate all the house pieces right out of the box days before my sister was to drop him off.   He was four and he was FURIOUS! and then cried like a little bitch  as he told me in crying voice "I want you to GO TO THE JAIL!"     

LOLOL "THE jail" that's what he said! Whatta shmuck!

Tough cookies NICK! Life ain't always fair! Hehehe

The stuff with a squeeze to it is great.
The Nick Langford story is a tell.

[JUAN]

With the demise of Bellgab, have the filthy animals returned to the zoo, fighting their way beyond our view?