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« on: July 05, 2018, 03:42:17 PM »
Thanks from bart_ell for being here day one.
I'm his mythical brother roy.
I will answer any questions.

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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2018, 03:57:04 PM »
Where does he get the pictures for the dessert of the day?

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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2018, 04:12:12 PM »
Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on July 05, 2018, 03:57:04 PM
Where does he get the pictures for the dessert of the day?
Those are actually toilet shots, Bart actually craps a new fine dessert every day. That's how good his shit actually is, butt, you'd never know it when he was farting on your face. That perfume smell was the precurser to another Bart Ell masterpiece. We've been looking and looking for a way he could share his gift with the world, butt, he's not full of shit enough to feed more than just us ell's.

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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2018, 04:15:06 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2018, 05:10:03 PM »
Quote from: Metron on July 05, 2018, 04:15:06 PM
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bottoms up!

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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2018, 06:54:16 PM »
I have a question for roy ell, earlier today I saw an online article quoting an anonymous source, claiming to be "very close to the Ell family", saying that they, (The Ell Family Living Trust), have purchased "thousands of acres in Sonoma County".
Roy is this true? Are the Ell's building an International Airport, a paranormal amusement park, or are they going to launch a winery?

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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2018, 06:58:36 PM »
Are we having fun yet?

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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2018, 07:43:04 PM »
Be wary of phony kleptos with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

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« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2018, 04:01:31 PM »
Hi Roy.  Was Bart ever a huge Art Bell fan?  I don't seem to recall him hugging Bells nuts on various threads.

It seems as though the premiere Art Bell fan site on the web may now be run by somebody who is not Bell's #1 fan...  8)

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« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2018, 04:04:52 PM »
Quote from: WOTR on July 06, 2018, 04:01:31 PM
It seems as though the premiere Art Bell fan site on the web may now be run by somebody who is not Bell's #1 fan...  8)

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« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2018, 04:06:04 PM »
Quote from: Havebeard Saline on July 06, 2018, 04:04:52 PM
This forum is cancer. Peace.

Are you metastacy or chemo? :o

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Re: Ask roy_ell
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2018, 04:20:37 PM »
Quote from: WOTR on July 06, 2018, 04:01:31 PM
Hi Roy.  Was Bart ever a huge Art Bell fan?  I don't seem to recall him hugging Bells nuts on various threads.

It seems as though the premiere Art Bell fan site on the web may now be run by somebody who is not Bell's #1 fan...  8)

I am lissening to U7 right now.
I checked out when the forum went fangirl with the blitz business, though.
I also didn't enjoy seeing Art not know the difference between too, two and to as well and there and their.

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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2018, 04:34:26 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on July 06, 2018, 04:20:37 PM
I am lissening to U7 right now.
I checked out when the forum went fangirl with the blitz business, though.
I also didn't enjoy seeing Art not know the difference between too, two and to as well and there and their.

If your tuned into U7 you are a far, far bigger fan than I.  I have the archive of shows and probably have listened to less than a dozen in the last few years.  :-[

Also, you forgot who's and whose.  :(

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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2018, 04:44:51 PM »
Quote from: WOTR on July 06, 2018, 04:34:26 PM
If your tuned into U7 you are a far, far bigger fan than I.

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