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Dear Bart,
What is your prediction on the HLW fiasco?
Will she return to the airwaves, or will she not, and if so, when?
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For those who like her show I hope she does...
Anyone would half a brain would tell her to forget this "network" nonsense and do a weekend show on her own Icecast account. Make archives available via Patreon. No bumper music on the downloads.
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Dear Bart,
Now that you've gotten to know this community through the eyes of a community leader, has your impression of us improved, or what?
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Dear Bart,
Are there any plans for a hate button, so that the haters can hate? The smite button is nice for passive/aggressive personalities, but what about the haters needs?
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Hey Bart,
I'm having some pie.
In the form of a question: hey Bart, guest what I'm having?
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Dear Bart,
Now that you've gotten to know this community through the eyes of a community leader, has your impression of us improved, or what?
I did not know how important the community was to some people.
I also didn't realize how annoying some others are.
I guess there is no net gain or loss.
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Hey Bart,
I'm having some pie.
Good for you.
You must hate your taste buds.
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Dear Bart,
Are there any plans for a hate button, so that the haters can hate? The smite button is nice for passive/aggressive personalities, but what about the haters needs?
Haters can go murder a puppy.
If they are looking for a forum to satisfy their hate then they will always feel unsatisfied here.
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Dear Bart,
Do you have plans to do any broadcasting of your own on KONR? I sure hope so!
I would like a network of live Ellgabbers only shows. (Only a humble request). Bart knows best!
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Good for you.
You must hate your taste buds.
Too bad you didn't have a hate button for that one. ;D :P
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Dear Bart,
Do you have plans to do any broadcasting of your own on KONR? I sure hope so!
I would like a network of live Ellgabbers only shows. (Only a humble request). Bart knows best!
No.
KONR can't afford me.
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Dear Bart,
What do you recommend for "listening live" on a Sunday Night?
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Dear Bart,
What do you recommend for "listening live" on a Sunday Night?
Forget live and enjoy KONR or one of the Art Bell replay channels.
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Forget live and enjoy KONR or one of the Art Bell replay channels.
KONR it IS then!
Praise BE!
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I did not know how important the community was to some people.
I also didn't realize how annoying some others are.
I guess there is no net gain or loss.
Do you think Art's description "Vaguely Loveable" is accurate?
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Do you think Art's description "Vaguely Loveable" is accurate?
No.
I did not trust any of his opinions when it came to people.
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Dear Bart,
Why do you hate pie?
Will you show us on this doll where the pie touched you?
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Dear Bart,
Why do you hate pie?
Will you show us on this doll where the pie touched you?
I touched the pie.
#FuckPies
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Dear Bart,
Do you find PM'ers, or Report Button users to be the most annoying?
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Do you find PM'ers, or Report Button users to be the most annoying?
They have mostly been the same people.
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They have mostly been the same people.
I had heard that as a rumor. Thank You for the confirmation.
Sad, very sad.
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Dear Bart,
Why do you hate pie?
Will you show us on this doll where the pie touched you?
BWAHAHAHAHA.
Best post of the day IMO.
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Dear Bartimus.
Do you think the annoying portion of the community is mostly losers in their 30s-40s still dwelling in their parents basement because they are losers, early retirees due to extensive disability scamming, or lunatics in an inpatient facility communicating to the outside world by way of a smuggled in buttphone?
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Dear Bart,
Have you been selling crocodile tears to Heather? Will they be available in the store soon?
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Dear Bartimus.
Do you think the annoying portion of the community is mostly losers in their 30s-40s still dwelling in their parents basement because they are losers, early retirees due to extensive disability scamming, or lunatics in an inpatient facility communicating to the outside world by way of a smuggled in buttphone?
All of the above.
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Dear Bart,
Have you been selling crocodile tears to Heather? Will they be available in the store soon?
I am actually in the business of buying tears.
I make smoothies with them.
Delicious.
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Dear Bart,
Are you a Falkie fan?
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Dear Bart,
Are you a Falkie fan?
No.
Those who watch him screwed up by allowing him to have the power on YouTube.
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Dear Bart, is it true you shit diamonds and piss champagne?
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Dear Bart, is it true you shit diamonds and piss champagne?
Yes.
Allow me to send you a box and barrel.
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Dear Bart,
Will we ever get to see some pictures of you, and hear your voice?
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Dear Bart,
Will we ever get to see some pictures of you, and hear your voice?
Ever is a very long time.
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Dear Bart,
What's your favorite Ellgab thread, besides this one ?
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Dear Bart,
What's your favorite Ellgab thread, besides this one ?
It's a tie between
The 100 Years Ago Thread
and
The Pathological Rantings Of The Liar Douglas Dietrich
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It's a tie between
The 100 Years Ago Thread
and
The Pathological Rantings Of The Liar Douglas Dietrich
Dear Bart,
I'm surprised, but...
AWESOME!!!! ;D
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Dear Bart,
How does it feel to have the best Karma in the Ellgab Universe? And to what do you attribute this exceptionally good Karma?
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Dear Bart,
How does it feel to have the best Karma in the Ellgab Universe? And to what do you attribute this exceptionally good Karma?
BDE
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BDE
Oh My! ;D
I better take a time out.....
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For those who like her show I hope she does...
Anyone would half a brain would tell her to forget this "network" nonsense and do a weekend show on her own Icecast account. Make archives available via Patreon. No bumper music on the downloads.
You are most wise.
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I touched the pie.
#FuckPies
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Yes please send to Cuckshed Lane
Hail BE
Don't do that here.
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Dear Bart,
Do you like Ramen Noodles?
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Dear Bart,
Do you like Ramen Noodles?
#FuckSalt
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Dear Bart,
Do you have any kitties?
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Dear Bart,
Do you believe in UFO's, bigfeets, ghosts etc?
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Dear Bart,
Do you have any kitties?
Dear Bart,
Maybe somebody would give you some pussy. If you don't have any.
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Dear Bart,
Do you have any kitties?
Nope
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Dear Bart,
Do you believe in UFO's, bigfeets, ghosts etc?
I believe flying objects can be unidentified.
I have big feets.
Mick Jagger is a ghost of his former self... so yes.
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Dear Bart,
What is your favorite Art Bell bumper music? Mine is "I Know You're Out There Somewhere", The Moody Blues.
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Dear Bart,
What is your favorite Art Bell bumper music? Mine is "I Know You're Out There Somewhere", The Moody Blues.
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+45 R.P.M.
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Did you just start playing those paint recycling PSAs today (Sunday the 15th) in honor of my project or am I wired for sound?
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It's a tie between
The 100 Years Ago Thread
and
The Pathological Rantings Of The Liar Douglas Dietrich
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Dear Bart,
Are you a suit and tie guy, or a jeans and t-shirt guy?
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Dear Bart,
What's your favorite thing to do for recreation?
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Dear Bart,
Do you suggest the red pill or the blue pill, and why?
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Dear Bart,
What's your favorite band?
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Dear Bart,
Which do you drive, car, SUV, motorcycle, 4x4, bicycle, and what color, make, year and model is it?
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Dear Bart,
What's your favorite restaurant?
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Dear Bart,
PC or Mac?
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Dear Bart,
Windows, or Linux?
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Dear Bart,
Android or IPhone?
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Dear Bart,
Did you ever call into the gabcast? If so, when?
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Dear Bart,
How is the Second Harvest Heartland Support Drive going?
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Dear Bart,
Do you listen to LateNightInTheMidlands?
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Dear Bart,
Would you rather wakeboard or snowboard?
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Dear Bart,
Do you think WhiteTroll is really a banker?
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Dear Bart,
Did you and PBS ever get together to make the BartCast a reality, and if so, when will this become a reality, and for how long do you think?
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Dear Bart,
Do you believe in Planet X?
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Holy crap...
That must be some strong coffee you're drinking.
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Dear Bart,
Do you believe in Planet X?
we have to have planet IX before we can have planet X .
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That must be some strong coffee you're drinking.
She drinks it by the pot.
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Bart,
At what rank do we get an alias under our name? Can mine be Gear Gabber? (no r)
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Dear Bart,
What's your favorite thing to do for recreation?
I practice procreation for recreation
Dear Bart,
Are you a suit and tie guy, or a jeans and t-shirt guy?
Neither
Dear Bart,
Do you suggest the red pill or the blue pill, and why?
I know that is a movie quote but no idea what it means beyond that.
Dear Bart,
What's your favorite band?
Rubber
Dear Bart,
Which do you drive, car, SUV, motorcycle, 4x4, bicycle, and what color, make, year and model is it?
Silver 2016 GMC Yukon Denali
Dear Bart,
PC or Mac?
PC
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Dear Bart,
Windows, or Linux?
Windows
Dear Bart,
Android or IPhone?
Android
Dear Bart,
Did you ever call into the gabcast? If so, when?
Nope.
Dear Bart,
How is the Second Harvest Heartland Support Drive going?
No idea, that's a question for Dave or Keith
Dear Bart,
Do you listen to LateNightInTheMidlands?
No
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Dear Bart,
Would you rather wakeboard or snowboard?
I like being alive so I avoid both
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Dear Bart,
Do you think WhiteTroll is really a banker?
No idea, I can't say I know much of his storyline.
Dear Bart,
Did you and PBS ever get together to make the BartCast a reality, and if so, when will this become a reality, and for how long do you think?
I don't know that my involvement is needed. I support the idea and will facilitate the broadcast of it if needed.
Dear Bart,
Do you believe in Planet X?
No idea what it is supposed to be.
I believe Phil X was a mistake, though.
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Bart,
At what rank do we get an alias under our name? Can mine be Gear Gabber? (no r)
You get one when the inspiration hits me to give you one.
You don't get to choose.
For now.
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Dear Bart,
Are you single or married? :)
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Dear Bart,
Are you single or married? :)
Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!
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Dear Bart,
What's your favorite Korean boy band?
fixed
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Dear Bart,
Have you ever thought about changing the Drone Pilot status to KONR? KONR is the real #artbelllegacy after all.
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Bart, Pitch or Catch?
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Dear Bart,
Have you ever thought about changing the Drone Pilot status to KONR? KONR is the real #artbelllegacy after all.
No.
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Bart, Pitch or Catch?
Are you asking if I like a nice hard cock inside me or putting my hard cock in someone else?
Again, whichever better serves the fantasies about me!
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Are you asking if I like a nice hard cock inside me or putting my hard cock in someone else?
Again, whichever better serves the fantasies about me!
You never played Little League Baseball, did you?
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You never played Little League Baseball, did you?
I played a little league game in a major league stadium between games of a doubleheader.
They put up a closer fence but I was determined.
I pulled one down the right field line and into the 5th row of the bleachers.
Yes, Bart did take a curtain call
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Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!
Lives in Utah, carries fast-ceremony-license forms in back pocket...
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Lives in Utah, carries fast-ceremony-license forms in back pocket...
I am an ordained minister. Church of the Latter Day Dude.
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Dear Bart,
What age range do you fit into? (ie. 18-30, 30-45, 45-65, 65+)
What color eyes do you have?
Where did you learn to multi-quote in responses like a boss?
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Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!
:) ;)
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Bart,
Are you a US Citizen?
Do you think astronauts have walked on the moon?
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Dear Bart,
What age range do you fit into? (ie. 18-30, 30-45, 45-65, 65+)
What color eyes do you have?
Where did you learn to multi-quote in responses like a boss?
30-45
Hazel
Yo Mama!
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Bart,
Are you a US Citizen?
Do you think astronauts have walked on the moon?
I have dual citizenship.
Dual leads many to believe 2 but it is actually 2 or more.
I think they skipped more than walked.
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Mr. Bart,
how do I go about requesting everyone who posts on Ellgab to send me $1 per month ?
(it’s NOT for me, it’s for my kitties)
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I have dual citizenship.
Dual leads many to believe 2 but it is actually 2 or more.
I think they skipped more than walked.
You are actually spot on about this. Your relative candor today is really appreciated :) Thank you.
One thing we do know is you are probably one of the funniest people (funniest to me, anyway) ever to ever post on Bellgab or Ellgab - and actually quite nice to not leave us in the wilderness. I guess that is what matters most.
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Mr. Bart,
how do I go about requesting everyone who posts on Ellgab to send me $1 per month ?
(it’s NOT for me, it’s for my kitties)
I sent out a mass email for you.
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one of
The.
It is all about me.
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I have dual citizenship.
Dual leads many to believe 2 but it is actually 2 or more.
I think they skipped more than walked.
du·al
ˈd(y)o͞oəl
adjective
1. consisting of two parts, elements, or aspects.
plu·ral
ˈploÍorÉ™l
adjective
1. denoting more than one, or (in languages with dual number) more than two.
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du·al
ˈd(y)o͞oəl
adjective
1. consisting of two parts, elements, or aspects.
plu·ral
ˈploÍorÉ™l
adjective
1. denoting more than one, or (in languages with dual number) more than two.
dual citizenship
noun
Also called dual nationality. the status of a person who is a legal citizen of two or more countries.
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I have dual citizenship.
Dual leads many to believe 2 but it is actually 2 or more.
I think they skipped more than walked.
Uh oh! From what country? *prepares to judge*
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Uh oh! From what country? *prepares to judge*
Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!
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Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!
Okie dokie! Poland and Iceland it is!
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Dear Bart,
OHL or WHL?
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Dear Bart,
OHL or WHL?
I have seen more OHL
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Is there a missus Ell?
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dual citizenship
noun
Also called dual nationality. the status of a person who is a legal citizen of two or more countries.
Don't try to confuse me with logic. It never works.
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Don't try to confuse me with logic. It never works.
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Dear Bart,
Would recieving a handjob by a very attractive female customer of mine be considered, cheating? She knows I'm married but thinks it socially acceptable to make verbal, sexually charged advances when I work for her. She is VERY wealthy and owns alot of property around town and uses my business on a regular basis. She's good for about 13 - 14 K a year to me. Thus far I have managed to laugh it off and change the subject whenever she starts up, but that's only temperary.
My gut tells me it would be wrong, uncomfortable, and just flat out oogie. The orgasm would, come ::)..and go but I would have to live with myself but I have four employees and they rely on me for work/employment to put food on the table for mother and baby. Do I just take one for the team and hopefully shut her up?
She just wants to "Get my hands on you" <- that is her talking to me.
Thank you for your time.
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Dear Bart,
Would recieving a handjob by a very attractive female customer of mine be considered, cheating?
Yes!
It is considered cheating yourself out of a blowie!
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What is Profile [1] mean?
Praise BE, that sounds oddly Primative Baptist is there a way Bart Ell wants to adopt the Praise MV style?
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Bart.. do you think "brig" is really a woman? or a man? or a He she :)
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Bart,
Coke or Dr. Pepper?
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Bart,
Coke or Dr. Pepper?
Bart,
Where Belles lives, this is a trick question.
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I am an ordained minister. Church of the Latter Day Dude.
Lol :).
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Dear Bart,
I noticed, just most recently, that you have Fort Rock as the forum taskbar icon. Is there any miracle that you cannot work?
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What is Profile [1] mean?
Praise BE, that sounds oddly Primative Baptist is there a way Bart Ell wants to adopt the Praise MV style?
It means you are next.
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Bart.. do you think "brig" is really a woman? or a man? or a He she :)
That's racist!
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Bart,
Coke or Dr. Pepper?
Coke
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Bart,
Where Belles lives, this is a trick question.
Caramel, toothpick, nectarine.
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Dear Bart,
I noticed, just most recently, that you have Fort Rock as the forum taskbar icon. Is there any miracle that you cannot work?
I can't make mushmouth have a sane thought.
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Bart,
Does Jesus love me as the song suggests or is this a ploy to gain subscribers?
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I played a little league game in a major league stadium between games of a doubleheader.
They put up a closer fence but I was determined.
I pulled one down the right field line and into the 5th row of the bleachers.
Yes, Bart did take a curtain call
Wow. BART You have done it all. Haven't you? I am beginning to see just exactly who you are.
Alright. I'm gonnna say it. Praise the BART! And pass the BARTness.
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I sent out a mass email for you.
there's nothing in my inbox
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there's nothing in my inbox
That's what she said.
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I’m missing a brown sock (not a euphemism), where is it?
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Dear Bart,
I made a clean copy, file size reduced to 9.29 MB Of Dave/Karen interview on KNYE on 05/16/2018.
It is as small as I can get it, but still to large to upload to the thread.
Would you like a copy for KONR?
If so, how would you like me to get it to you?
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I’m missing a brown sock (not a euphemism), where is it?
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What's it like? You know....with a lady?
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Bart,
Does Jesus love me as the song suggests or is this a ploy to gain subscribers?
The song is right!
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I’m missing a brown sock (not a euphemism), where is it?
Stuck in a pant leg.
Shake out the pants and you will find your sock.
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Dear Bart,
I made a clean copy, file size reduced to 9.29 MB Of Dave/Karen interview on KNYE on 05/16/2018.
It is as small as I can get it, but still to large to upload to the thread.
Would you like a copy for KONR?
If so, how would you like me to get it to you?
You can upload it to https://www.zippyshare.com/ and then either post the link here or message me with it
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Are you in touch with MV?
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Are you in touch with MV?
Nope
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How long until Ellgab gets a secure connection?
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Would it be possible to extend the time with which to MODIFY a comment? This is important as it allows the correction of spelling and/or visual attachments - such as screen captures. Evidence presented illegibly is NOT evidence...but they can also be so large as to overwhelm the thread
.
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How long until Ellgab gets a secure connection?
Do we need one?
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Would it be possible to extend the time with which to MODIFY a comment? This is important as it allows the correction of spelling and/or visual attachments - such as screen captures. Evidence presented illegibly is NOT evidence...but they can also be so large as to overwhelm the thread
.
It was set for 5 minutes by default.
I just switched it to 15 minutes.
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You can upload it to https://www.zippyshare.com/ and then either post the link here or message me with it
Dave/Karen on KNYE 05/16/2018
https://www111.zippyshare.com/v/X2WCUFJm/file.html
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Dave/Karen on KNYE 05/16/2018
https://www111.zippyshare.com/v/X2WCUFJm/file.html
Thanks!
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Dear Bart,
I don't ask for much, but seriously, could you please remove the classical music from KONR?
Notice I was polite, and said "please". It is YOUR site, and you are King.
BUT...
I like to listen to classical music sometimes, but that's not what I go to the #Legacy KONR for. In the middle of the night, when the shows have no guests or topics I care to listen to, do I really have to resort to listening to the hours of #Legacy radio that I have recorded for in the event my internet is down? I would much rather listen to KONR streaming.
What is Legacy about classical music Bart, and why do you believe it belongs on KONR?
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Bart,
Would it be possible for you to fix the misspelling in the topic for this thread? (http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=32.0)
Damon (bless his heart) messed up when he created it - he wrote "Michael Deacon Radio show" but it should have been
Michael Decon Program (http://michaeldecon.com/)
As Decon is a regular here and a fun part of the site, it might be nice if his name was correct on his own thread..............
Thanks.
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DickComb it is.
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DickComb it is.
As it should be. Thanks............
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It was set for 5 minutes by default.
I just switched it to 15 minutes.
Thank you. Its like having a dump button, which is pure legacy. The BG setting was 30 min.
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Will you be hosting a BartCast soon? Will you, from time to time, have volunteer (1 or 2) co-hosts with you? Thank you.
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Will you be hosting a BartCast soon? Will you, from time to time, have volunteer (1 or 2) co-hosts with you? Thank you.
http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=122.0
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Tits or ass?
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http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=122.0
Lol, oops. :-[
I hope PBS volunteers as your first co-host (unless she already did and I missed that too). ;D
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Tits or ass?
Warmhole.
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Personal question?
Are you related to or involved with BartEllProducer?
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Personal question?
Are you related to or involved with BartEllProducer?
I give her pens and printer paper and she tells me how much better I am than George.
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I give her pens and printer paper and she tells me how much better I am than George.
Which George? Senda or Noory?
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Do we need one?
Yes. Just so my virus software stops telling me every time I sign in that Ellgab is a dangerous place and if bad things happen it's not THEIR FAULT.
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Which George? Senda or Noory?
Yes.
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Yes. Just so my virus software stops telling me every time I sign in that Ellgab is a dangerous place and if bad things happen it's not THEIR FAULT.
I'll ask them to do it.
Thanks in advance for your clicks of appreciation.
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I'll ask them to do it.
Thanks in advance for your clicks of appreciation.
Praise BE!
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Hey, Bart!
What is your favorite dessert?
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Have you touched MV
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DickComb it is.
Hhehehehe
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Have you touched MV
Do you want to?
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Do you want to?
would you want me to hold him down for you?
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Hey, Bart!
What is your favorite dessert?
Cannoli
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Have you touched MV
Can't.
Not with that jacket.
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Yes. Just so my virus software stops telling me every time I sign in that Ellgab is a dangerous place and if bad things happen it's not THEIR FAULT.
Here you go, @FlarpsWife
https://ellgab.com/
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Here you go, @FlarpsWife
https://ellgab.com/
STUPENDOUS!!! Thank you!!!! No more "That man is going to get you into the family way if your not careful" messages from Uncle Kapersky!
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STUPENDOUS!!! Thank you!!!! No more "That man is going to get you into the family way if your not careful" messages from Uncle Kapersky!
Flarps wife. I handle all the physical stuff for Mr. Ell. Pls make an appointment and I will see to your servicing.
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Flarps wife. I handle all the physical stuff for Mr. Ell. Pls make an appointment and I will see to your servicing.
:o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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Can't.
Not with that jacket.
What if he lost the sweater and wore nothing but ass-less chaps and a smile? ;D
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What if he lost the sweater and wore nothing but ass-less chaps and a smile? ;D
His Planet of The Apes facial hair would still be a no-go
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Hi Bart Ell, would you explain Karma to me? Who gives me Karma points? Is it equivalent to "liking" someone's post? Can I give someone else Karma? I tried to look this up but couldn't find anything to explain much about it. Thanks!
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:o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
I give good karma. ;)
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I give good karma. ;)
I just karma'd you for that.
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Bart, any thoughts on a, Currently Banned List? and the details of their banning. Be some good reading right there.
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Bart, any thoughts on a, Currently Banned List? and the details of their banning. Be some good reading right there.
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I just karma'd you for that.
Mwhahaahahha. Stop struggling while I give you the karma.
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The "Hate" is strong in that one.
Oh the irony.
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Bart, can I have a pony? I would like to name it 'Greasy, too.'
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Hi BE.. praise BE!!
How many posts do i have to make to up to drone pilot...? Thanks in advance for the info.. :)
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Bart, any thoughts on a, Currently Banned List? and the details of their banning. Be some good reading right there.
Nobody is banned.
They are 3 or 4 in the cuckshack for shitting up the board the way @brig likes it shit up.
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Bart, can I have a pony? I would like to name it 'Greasy, too.'
You sure can.
Good luck finding someone to give you one!
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Hi BE.. praise BE!!
How many posts do i have to make to up to drone pilot...? Thanks in advance for the info.. :)
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Probably 500
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Nobody is banned.
They are 3 or 4 in the cuckshack for shitting up the board the way @brig likes it shit up.
You rang? 8)
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Dear Bart,
I am getting familiar with this forum’s layout and features. How long before you arbitrarily disable the ones I really like?
Respectfully,
Mr. Sucks.
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Dear Bart,
I am getting familiar with this forum’s layout and features. How long before you arbitrarily disable the ones I really like?
Respectfully,
Mr. Sucks.
Make a list of you Top 5 so I know which ones would hurt most.
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Bart, are you a talk radio fan, or was it only Art Bell that did it for you?
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Bart, are you a talk radio fan, or was it only Art Bell that did it for you?
Art, Howard Stern and sports talk were about it.
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When do we get to see the zoo? I think this is such a brilliant tactic for dealing with riff-raff.
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When do we get to see the zoo? I think this is such a brilliant tactic for dealing with riff-raff.
Zoo Fridays has a nice ring to it.
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Zoo Fridays has a nice ring to it.
Love it!
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Bart,
Is it wrong to view pornography in a separate tab while waiting for a few posts to accumulate?
*Asking for a friend.
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Bart,
Is it wrong to view pornography in a separate tab while waiting for a few posts to accumulate?
*Asking for a friend.
As long as it is legal porn.
Some of you are sick bastards and Bart don't play that!
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Bart, I see your karma is in good standing. If somebody smites you are you able to view in the backline who it was? I've no smiting plans myself but I'm curious. I ran a board (on a different platform) for two years and had the option to make thumbs up/down visible to the public if I wanted to. After awhile I decided to keep those details hidden as it turned the lowlings into vicious vipers brown noting throughout every thread.
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Bart, I see your karma is in good standing. If somebody smites you are you able to view in the backline who it was?
I guess there is a way but I honestly have not looked yet. I do plan on making all the smites public one day, if it is possible to.
People got much more involved with it than I thought they would. I forget it is there until I read a post from someone worrying about theirs.
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Dearest Bart,
If I click on this ad will Mueller request all of your files?
Respectfully,
Mssr. Sucks
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Dearest Bart,
If I click on this ad will Mueller request all of your files?
Respectfully,
Mssr. Sucks
Only one way to find out!
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Mr. Bart,
It has been mentioned that the now defunct Bellgab and MV were making millions of dollars with Adsense because of George Senda’s popularity and MV chose not to share any profit with Mr. Senda!
Would you possibly consider partnering with George Senda and once the profits increase with George’s help, offer him a fitting salary, an executive position/title, possibly a partnership in Ellgab and listen to his creative ideas?
This could be the beginning of a great success for both you and Mr. Senda, allowing you both to live your dreams!
Respectfully,
Fluffy Butt
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Bart!
When did the radio boards become viewable to guests?
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Mr. Bart,
It has been mentioned that the now defunct Bellgab and MV were making millions of dollars with Adsense because of George Senda’s popularity and MV chose not to share any profit with Mr. Senda!
Would you possibly consider partnering with George Senda and once the profits increase with George’s help, offer him a fitting salary, an executive position/title, possibly a partnership in Ellgab and listen to his creative ideas?
This could be the beginning of a great success for both you and Mr. Senda, allowing you both to live your dreams!
Respectfully,
Fluffy Butt
All my dreams have already been lived.
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Bart!
When did the radio boards become viewable to guests?
Log out and have a look!
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Log out and have a look!
Ah, okay. I got confused when the board says a number of "guests are viewing this topic".
Praise Bart Ell!
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Only one way to find out!
They asked for an email address so I used Keith’s. Will he get Russian travel brochures?
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Do you prefer shaved or do you like bush?
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Bart,
Do we really need a post/rank system? I was thinking that it detracts from...
Oh, wait. Well, look there - post 1,000. Huh...
As I was saying, thank you for the post/rank system. It really does add to the EllGab experience!
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Bart,
I was thinking about doing some skits for KONR with different characters/voices in the style of Phil Hendrie.
Would this interest you?
So far, I am toying with two ideas:
1.) Line 5. This would be a late night radio show hosted by me where different people call in.
One caller per episode. 3-5 minutes.
2.) The second is untitled but it would be various people leaving messages on your voicemail.
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Do you prefer shaved or do you like bush?
Ice?
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Bart,
I was thinking about doing some skits for KONR with different characters/voices in the style of Phil Hendrie.
Would this interest you?
So far, I am toying with two ideas:
1.) Line 5. This would be a late night radio show hosted by me where different people call in.
One caller per episode. 3-5 minutes.
2.) The second is untitled but it would be various people leaving messages on your voicemail.
Try things out and we will see how they go.
If you need editing help just let me know
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Try things out and we will see how they go.
If you need editing help just let me know
I've been listening to a lot of Art vs. JC.
I will continue the battle through his son, JD.
I've got the voice fleshed out(Think Cool Hand Luke "What we got here"), along with his wife and son.
I'll send a clip when I can - there are people around right now so it would be awkward...
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Can we have a prediction board at New Year please?
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Ice?
Ah-Mazing
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Dear Bart,
with all the “pretending†to be someone else on the internet...
how can I be sure IF I click on hot Russian babes or Anastasia website...
I won’t be corresponding with Heater Wade or slow Kathy ?
respectfully,
horny, but cautious...
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Dear Bart,
with all the “pretending†to be someone else on the internet...
how can I be sure IF I click on hot Russian babes or Anastasia website...
I won’t be corresponding with Heater Wade or slow Kathy ?
respectfully,
horny, but cautious...
Click it twice, it makes sure you get 100% pure Russian
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Dear Bart,
with all the “pretending†to be someone else on the internet...
how can I be sure IF I click on hot Russian babes or Anastasia website...
I won’t be corresponding with Heater Wade or slow Kathy ?
respectfully,
horny, but cautious...
I always assume everybody actually L00ks like their avatar. I, am actually a red table with a cold beer on me overlooking part of my yard. Your AV has me believing that you own a pitch fork. Perhaps several.. that's a good thing.
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I always assume everybody actually L00ks like their avatar. I, am actually a red table with a cold beer on me overlooking part of my yard. Your AV has me believing that you own a pitch fork. Perhaps several.. that's a good thing.
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You just got swept by the Twins..
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What nightmares are made of.
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What nightmares are made of.
Hey it could be worse!
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Dear Bart;
Is there an Ellgab store to buy some awesome Ellgab items? T-shirts, coffee cups, lighters (all branded)?
Thanks in advance,
Ms. C
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I look exactly like my avatar :)
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Can we have a prediction board at New Year please?
If the world still exists in December then yes.
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Dear Bart;
Is there an Ellgab store to buy some awesome Ellgab items? T-shirts, coffee cups, lighters (all branded)?
Thanks in advance,
Ms. C
There is.
Close your eyes and you can visit it.
Magical, non?
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Hey it could be worse!
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Yikes! eawww
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Dear Bart,
How can I make another 120 posts to get to Drone Pilot when my mind is empty ::) and most everyone ignores me? ??? ??? Thanks in advance for your assistance.. :(
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Dear Bart,
How can I make another 120 posts to get to Drone Pilot when my mind is empty ::) and most everyone ignores me? ??? ??? Thanks in advance for your assistance.. :(
Cookies.
When you bring cookies everyone becomes a friend instantly.
Don't forget after Drone Pilot comes Elluminati and then... nobody has found out yet.
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Cookies.
When you bring cookies everyone becomes a friend instantly.
Don't forget after Drone Pilot comes Elluminati and then... nobody has found out yet.
i'll keep that in mind.. thanks for the one up :)visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Cookies.
When you bring cookies everyone becomes a friend instantly.
Don't forget after Drone Pilot comes Elluminati and then... nobody has found out yet.
Didn't Metron go into a black hole after that?!
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Poor baby! Willing to be hung unsupported, and crushed, for his cookie! No offense, but this was very difficult for me to watch.
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Poor baby! Willing to be hung unsupported, and crushed, for his cookie! No offense, but this was very difficult for me to watch.
I'm sorry it upset you but he puts the cat down at the end...he only held her a few seconds and i don't see the cat being crushed in anyway.. maybe i shouldn't have posted it.. i just thought it was cute the way the cat grabbed the cookie.. ..the cat is ok again, i'm sorry.. ..no one loves cats more than me..
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I'm sorry it upset you but he puts the cat down at the end...he only held her a few seconds and i don't see the cat being crushed in anyway.. maybe i shouldn't have posted it.. i just thought it was cute the way the cat grabbed the cookie.. ..the cat is ok again, i'm sorry.. ..no one loves cats more than me..
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let's forget about that one. here's a cute cookie cat for sure :)
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Good grief, that one is worse. The cat is eating bad food and fell.
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Good grief, that one is worse. The cat is eating bad food and fell.
i just can't do anything right :-\ :'( :-[
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i just can't do anything right :-\ :'(
I was only kidding and forgot the winky face. Sorry. :P
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I was only kidding and forgot the winky face. Sorry. :P
:) ;)
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I want to know if Bart owns a vacuum cleaner and if so, what brand? Do you prefer uprights, handheld, or autonomous?
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What a sucky question.
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I want to know if Bart owns a vacuum cleaner and if so, what brand? Do you prefer uprights, handheld, or autonomous?
I have 3 - a Dyson Cyclone V10 and 2 Hoover Cruise sticks.
And 2 Shop-Vacs.
I could have more, that's why I refuse the DNA tests.
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What a sucky question.
Really? I think a vacuum cleaner thread would eventually become a sticky. I might start one. My spatula thread back in 2013 made for almost four pages of riveting discussion. Like vacuum cleaners, not all spatulas are created equal. If you want to get really deep we can start a kitchen appliance thread.
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Bart we have $100 bets riding on if you are MV/MW or not.
Will we ever be able to settle up?
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Really? I think a vacuum cleaner thread would eventually become a sticky. I might start one. My spatula thread back in 2013 made for almost four pages of riveting discussion. Like vacuum cleaners, not all spatulas are created equal. If you want to get really deep we can start a kitchen appliance thread.
I thought I would have been smited for the pun. Didn’t think I’d have to explain it.
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Bart we have $100 bets riding on if you are MV/MW or not.
Will we ever be able to settle up?
I doubt it, there really is no good outcome for anyone with that level of retardation.
It's all dribble cups and shitting your pants.
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I thought I would have been smited for the pun. Didn’t think I’d have to explain it.
I'm not a smiter ;D
And it was a "sucky" pun. Thought I'd elaborate on it, that's all. Didn't think I'd have to explain myself ;D
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Really? I think a vacuum cleaner thread would eventually become a sticky. I might start one. My spatula thread back in 2013 made for almost four pages of riveting discussion. Like vacuum cleaners, not all spatulas are created equal. If you want to get really deep we can start a kitchen appliance thread.
I love my Actifry!
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(https://postimages.org/)
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let's forget about that one. here's a cute cookie cat for sure :)
I love the way you pick such vivid ones. Neck, shoulders and spine are more delicate than they seem. I never knew cats like cookies! When did that start?!
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I doubt it, there really is no good outcome for anyone with that level of retardation.
It's all dribble cups and shitting your pants.
I know.. so e-tarted.. Exactly the reason I wanted to make it a $1,000 bet...
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Dear Bart,
Is there a way to "ignore" a particular thread that is wiping out all the other ones with constant chitchat between 2 people? :-X 8) :-[ Thanks ...in advance . :-\
Praise BE and Praise be as well..
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Dear Bart,
Is there a way to "ignore" a particular thread that is wiping out all the other ones with constant chitchat between 2 people? :-X 8) :-[ Thanks ...in advance . :-\
Praise BE and Praise be as well..
Not that I am aware of.
You can just click on NEW UNREAD POSTS in the header menu and it lists all the threads with new posts.
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Not that I am aware of.
You can just click on NEW UNREAD POSTS in the header menu and it lists all the threads with new posts.
ok, thanks. i'll have to do that... :)
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ok, thanks. i'll have to do that... :)
Which two posters do you want gone? just asking... ;)
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Which two posters do you want gone? just asking... ;)
no one.. lol :) ;)
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i was a bad girl today and my karma went way down :(
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Dear Bart,
Is there a way to "ignore" a particular thread that is wiping out all the other ones with constant chitchat between 2 people? :-X 8) :-[ Thanks ...in advance . :-\
Praise BE and Praise be as well..
You are too funny TW! +1 for you!
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You are too funny TW! +1 for you!
I'm glad you like it.. i got people mad at me for it... :-[ ;D 8) Thanks :)
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Really? I think a vacuum cleaner thread would eventually become uh sticky.
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Which two posters do you want gone? just asking... ;)
Lol. I wasn't mad just having a difficult time. I can see where those giffs were irresistable, though. That little black cat really knows how to work it!
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I guess there is a way but I honestly have not looked yet. I do plan on making all the smites public one day, if it is possible to.
People got much more involved with it than I thought they would. I forget it is there until I read a post from someone worrying about theirs.
Speaking of which... +1 smite for this idea. >:( You will see it in the future, and remember this post. ;)
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Is the zoo like Falkie’s Fortress?
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Is the zoo like Falkie’s Fortress?
If this was 2017 or earlier it would probably be called that, yes.
Now we have the CuckShack.
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I guess there is a way but I honestly have not looked yet. I do plan on making all the smites public one day, if it is possible to.
People got much more involved with it than I thought they would. I forget it is there until I read a post from someone worrying about theirs.
Why not just let the responses to posts be the guage and arbitor as is the common practice? This secret ballot thing seems contrary to the purpose of fora like this and if it was intended to end the juviinile taunting and name calling that goes on it isn't working. It also has every potential for turning into a popularity contest fostering cliqueish behavior and serving as a vehicle for no-risk axe grinding. If someone has a pro or con opinion about what another has posted one should state it in a forthright manner under their user ID. How does voting up or down anonymously promote a dialogue which is what I thought these discussion boards where all about?
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if it was intended to end the juviinile taunting and name calling that goes on it isn't working.
I think it was intended to make people like you write paragraphs about it.
It's working.
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I think it was intended to make people like you write paragraphs about it.
It's working.
Okay, so I wasn’t too far off in thinking that it was a useless add on by someone with way too much free time on their hands. Glad we had this conversation.
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Why not just let the responses to posts be the guage and arbitor as is the common practice? This secret ballot thing seems contrary to the purpose of fora like this and if it was intended to end the juviinile taunting and name calling that goes on it isn't working. It also has every potential for turning into a popularity contest fostering cliqueish behavior and serving as a vehicle for no-risk axe grinding. If someone has a pro or con opinion about what another has posted one should state it in a forthright manner under their user ID. How does voting up or down anonymously promote a dialogue which is what I thought these discussion boards where all about?
It also depends on how you look at the karma spectrum. Personally, hovering around neutral can be refreshing. After all, there are many types of people for who I feel pleasing is not desirable. And negative karma can be a reminder to stay spiffy!
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Okay, so I wasn’t too far off in thinking that it was a useless add on by someone with way too much free time on their hands. Glad we had this conversation.
I'll give you a +1 based just on this post. I don't know that I have ever seen this feature on a forum. I suppose if / when everything becomes public it will be interesting and cause a little drama. That will be the day that we all know that Bart has decided to channel his "inner MV". :-\
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Okay, so I wasn’t too far off in thinking that it was a useless add on by someone with way too much free time on their hands. Glad we had this conversation.
Useless?
It got your titties in a bunch. my ant farm resident.
Great success!
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I'll give you a +1 based just on this post. I don't know that I have ever seen this feature on a forum. I suppose if / when everything becomes public it will be interesting and cause a little drama. That will be the day that we all know that Bart has decided to channel his "inner MV". :-\
It's an optional core feature of SMF, it is not even an add-on.
The fact that adults care about it is quite fascinating to me.
https://wiki.simplemachines.org/smf/Karma
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Useless?
It got your titties in a bunch. my ant farm resident.
Great success!
Titties in a bunch? Ant farm resident? I ask a legitimate question and you go all wise-ass and condescending? Maybe you should change the name of this string to “Bart Will Answer any Question You Have Provided He Likes It.â€
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It's an optional core feature of SMF, it is not even an add-on.
The fact that adults care about it is quite fascinating to me.
https://wiki.simplemachines.org/smf/Karma
You're assuming we're all adults here.
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It's an optional core feature of SMF, it is not even an add-on.
The fact that adults care about it is quite fascinating to me.
https://wiki.simplemachines.org/smf/Karma
The operative word here is optional.
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Okay, so I wasn’t too far off in thinking that it was a useless add on by someone with way too much free time on their hands. Glad we had this conversation.
Talk about someone with too much time on their hands. Sheesh.
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I think being able to like or dislike a post could be misused (if you cared about what people think about what you post), it could stop people posting on the forum (thus keeping the board streamlined, or curtail further conversation).
However this is EllGab, everyone is adulty enough to rise above favouritism, and if they aren’t we’ll enjoy the arguments that ensue. For me the takeaway is if you don’t have the balls to reply to it, you maybe shouldn’t have the right to like or dislike it, thus in effect potentially negating the need for like and dislikes.
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I think being able to like or dislike a post could be misused (if you cared about what people think about what you post), it could stop people posting on the forum (thus keeping the board streamlined, or curtail further conversation).
However this is EllGab, everyone is adulty enough to rise above favouritism, and if they aren’t we’ll enjoy the arguments that ensue. For me the takeaway is if you don’t have the balls to reply to it, you maybe shouldn’t have the right to like or dislike it, thus in effect potentially negating the need for like and dislikes.
*/reported
*Just checking to make sure I still had balls
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I think being able to like or dislike a post could be misused (if you cared about what people think about what you post), it could stop people posting on the forum (thus keeping the board streamlined, or curtail further conversation).
However this is EllGab, everyone is adulty enough to rise above favouritism, and if they aren’t we’ll enjoy the arguments that ensue. For me the takeaway is if you don’t have the balls to reply to it, you maybe shouldn’t have the right to like or dislike it, thus in effect potentially negating the need for like and dislikes.
It wasn't like/dislike, it was just LIKE.
I thought I would add it and change it to a THANKS feature.
Lots of people spend time uploading screengrabs or audio files and I figured it was a way for people to acknowledge their efforts.
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Don't change a thing. Let them cry.
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Dear Bart
I just made my 500th post.. May I be Drone Pilot now? Thanks for your consideration in advance
Praise BE and Praise be!
TW
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Dear Bart
I just made my 500th post.. May I be Drone Pilot now? Thanks for your consideration in advance
Praise BE and Praise be!
TW
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That’s not the drone he was looking for.
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oh wowee.. i am drone pilot.. thanks :) :) :) :) :) :)
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:) ::)
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In most groups subtle alliances and undercurrents develop over time. I typically didn't used to consider such things, treating most people equally until proven otherwise. But knowing one's audience is an idea worth considering if you don't want to be Pollyanish at best, or superficial or isolated at worst.
The karma meter kind of gives me clues about who I am talking to. Before I confront someone with huge karma, I prepare to defend my position, bec they are going to have backup! I usually look at many angles before I present opinions to them, bec they didn't get all their karma by being silly!
But if I confront someone with negative karma, the only response back is likely to be theirs. I might take more risks and see what I get back.
Also, when I see very negative karma, I don't take hasty comments to heart. I also can review the person's post history to see if they were forced wrongly into bad karma just by being railroaded or something. With Mars in Libra and a Leo moon, this is right up my protective alley! Then I can kind of be supportive of that person, or remind them of why they lack support. Supporting a poster who has been mobbed is not a karma-point booster, so again there can be valid reasons for having somewhat low karma. I don't judge people with low karma. Some of the nicest people here have low karma, simply bec they don't post frequently, or bec they don't generate strong reactions. But they are bread and butter here. If everyone were to "shine", we might all be blinded to each other.
Sometimes people support my positions and I really appreciate it. I've also received many instances of specific, constructive feedback, even about my style. The karma meter enables people to elbow me, or kick my toes under the table, without making a big deal of it, so we can keep on flowing...
Celebrities like Bart, or posters who clearly have specific goals which kind of give them one special role, kind of celebrity-ish, receive accolades of karma. But for regular posters without fixed roles, the karma meter is a spectrum, not a scale. Each person decides where they are comfortable. It's like money: One needs plenty enough, but beyond that more is not necessarily better. More can be an indication of pandering or superficiality. Likewise, excess wealth creates security risks (being used, being abused, theft, ransom, blackmail), substance addiction, class warfare, management complications, greed, and inflation ($3,000 handbags, vulture-like fees/expenses).
When an experienced poster has somewhat low karma, remember that it may have been gotten through earnest, progressive exchange, and low karma is just fine. It is not a negative thing. It can mean one has the courage to present controversial matter.
Sure, the whole karma thing can at times seem juvenile, but it gives readers a way to passively state their opinions without conflict. And at the very least, it is a reminder to aim to have fun. There are discussion forums all over, but we traditionally have incorporated a great amount of humor and fun. It's not wrong to see one's karma dip, and to ask oneself if one has gotten stodgy ::).
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Dear Bart,
Before today did you envision the need for an airsoft gun?
Respectfully,
Mssr Sucks
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Dear Bart,
Before today you you envision the need for an airsoft gun?
Respectfully,
Mssr Sucks
:P
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oh wowee.. i am drone pilot.. thanks :) :) :) :) :) :)
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:) ::)
Congratulations, Tootsie! You deserve it!
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Congratulations, Tootsie! You deserve it!
thanks so much :)
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Before today did you envision the need for an airsoft gun?
Or bleach, a shovel and plastic bags?
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oh wowee.. i am drone pilot.. thanks :) :) :) :) :) :)
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:) ::)
Congrats TW! Fly carefully!
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Dear Bart,
Before today did you envision the need for an airsoft gun?
Respectfully,
Mssr Sucks
I will stick to backhand slaps like an unpaid pimp.
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Congrats TW! Fly carefully!
i will .. thanks :)
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It wasn't like/dislike, it was just LIKE.
I thought I would add it and change it to a THANKS feature.
Lots of people spend time uploading screengrabs or audio files and I figured it was a way for people to acknowledge their efforts.
I can go with that, maybe a beer icon :)
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Mr. Bart Ell,
Do you like cats?
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Mr. Bart Ell,
Do you like cats?
I don't spend any time around them to know.
I am allergic to them so I kept my distance.
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I don't spend any time around them to know.
I am allergic to them so I kept my distance.
That's understandable.
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Bart, what do you like in your perogy's, perogies? I prefer the classic potato and cheese with bacon. I should add that it's all in how you season the mashed potatoes, the rest is gravy (so to speak)
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Bart, what do you like in your perogy's, perogies? I prefer the classic potato and cheese with bacon. I should add that it's all in how you season the mashed potatoes, the rest is gravy (so to speak)
Pierogi in our house. No matter how you spell it, excellent comfort food.
Cabbage is the best. Potato and onion is next. Cream cheese is third. There is a small pierogi restaurant near me that serves a meat one that is pretty good but my grandmother never filled hers with meat.
Potato cheese and bacon sounds like a good mixture.
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Bart, what do you like in your perogy's, perogies? I prefer the classic potato and cheese with bacon. I should add that it's all in how you season the mashed potatoes, the rest is gravy (so to speak)
Potato, fried onions and bacon.
I go quark, mushrooms and spinach sometimes, too
Custard filled paczki for dessert.
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Talk about someone with too much time on their hands. Sheesh.
I wish it was just 'too much time' on my handz.
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In most groups subtle alliances and undercurrents develop over time. I typically didn't used to consider such things, treating most people equally until proven otherwise'
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Or bleach, a shovel and plastic bags?
Yu are my kinda girl.
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I don't spend any time around them to know.
I am allergic to them so I kept my distance.
You should try them over a hardwood briquet fire. Seasoned well with salt and pepper. Sage if you're of a mind.
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Don't change a thing. Let them cry.
Including screen names? ;)
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If a poster was to get made for display at Wrigley Field, should it say:
1. ellgab.com
2. BartEllLegacy.com
3. Bart Ell is #Legacy
4. Winnie Loves GravitySucks
Exactly how many Bart Bucks are on the table?
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If a poster was to get made for display at Wrigley Field, should it say:
1. ellgab.com
2. BartEllLegacy.com
3. Bart Ell is #Legacy
4. Winnie Loves GravitySucks
Exactly how many Bart Bucks are on the table?
$5,000 in Bart Bucks for either #1 or #2
$2,500 in Bart Bucks for #3
You owe me $10 in Bart Bucks for 4.
Both #1 and #2 get you $12,500 in Bart Bucks and immediate induction into the ellgab HALL OF FAME (http://ellgab.com/index.php?action=hof)
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$5,000 in Bart Bucks for either #1 or #2
$2,500 in Bart Bucks for #3
You owe me $10 in Bart Bucks for 4.
Both #1 and #2 get you $12,500 in Bart Bucks and immediate induction into the ellgab HALL OF FAME (http://ellgab.com/index.php?action=hof)
Just might have to find some poster board and a marker or two.
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Just might have to find some poster board and a marker or two.
Go for it, GS! Whatever you decide to do, have a wonderful time!
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I get this:
"An error occurred during a connection to kingdomofnyeradio.com. Cannot communicate securely with peer: no common encryption algorithm(s). Error code: SSL_ERROR_NO_CYPHER_OVERLAP "
When I try to go to kingdomofnyeradio.com. Firefox 61.0.1 (64bit), Linux Mint 17.3 'Rosa'
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I get this:
"An error occurred during a connection to kingdomofnyeradio.com. Cannot communicate securely with peer: no common encryption algorithm(s). Error code: SSL_ERROR_NO_CYPHER_OVERLAP "
When I try to go to kingdomofnyeradio.com. Firefox 61.0.1 (64bit), Linux Mint 17.3 'Rosa'
Try http://kingdomofnyeradio.com/ for now.
They were moving my sites to a new server and may not have set up the ssl thing yet
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Try http://kingdomofnyeradio.com/ for now.
They were moving my sites to a new server and may not have set up the ssl thing yet
I just clicked the link and it came up fine for me. going to listen to the bumper music.. thinking of Art.. thanks :)
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Try http://kingdomofnyeradio.com/ for now.
They were moving my sites to a new server and may not have set up the ssl thing yet
Still doesn't work but I'll try back later. My setting might be "blocking" some non-SSL thing, or something.
Praise BE!
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Still doesn't work but I'll try back later. My setting might be "blocking" some non-SSL thing, or something.
Praise BE!
There is always the direct link to the player at http://www.radionomy.com/kingdomofnyeradio
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There is always the direct link to the player at http://www.radionomy.com/kingdomofnyeradio
That works! Praise BE!
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Bart Bucks Babee!!!
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Bart Bucks Babee!!!
Welcome to the EllGab Hall of Fame!
You are BartBucks rich on top of it.
Enjoy the game!
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Bart Bucks Babee!!!
;D
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Bart Bucks Babee!!!
oh wow.. great pics :)
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Welcome to the EllGab Hall of Fame!
You are BartBucks rich on top of it.
Enjoy the game!
Praise Bart Ell!!!
Man of his word!!!
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Bart Bucks Babee!!!
That. Is. Awesome!!!
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Bart Bucks Babee!!!
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https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1025163812004134912
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Bart Bucks Babee!!!
The green of the Wrigley Field makes me homesick, but we have an online home like no other. Thanks Gravity and Bart! Go Cubbies!
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Bart Bucks Babee!!!
Congratulations on your internal promotion here!
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Bart Bucks Babee!!!
"Backup assistant deputy administrator in training"
I don't know what that means.
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Bart,
Is there any way that you can increase the size of attachment downloads? Not the number, just the size.
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Bart,
Is there any way that you can increase the size of attachment downloads? Not the number, just the size.
Yes there is a way but it is already much larger than it should be. Server space is not unlimited and is filling up quickly.
You can use https://postimages.org/ for larger images, just grab the direct link and put it between the img tags.
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Yes there is a way but it is already much larger than it should be. Server space is not unlimited and is filling up quickly.
You can use https://postimages.org/ for larger images, just grab the direct link and put it between the img tags.
Understood. Thank you.
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When does the zoo open today?
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When does the zoo open today?
NOW
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Anything special cooking for the one month anniversary of EllGab coming up this weekend?
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Cake for all.
From Bart
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Hey, Bart. ;D
Has anyone asked you whether you will host or be a guest on BartCast?
What was/is your answer? Thank you. ;)
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Anything special cooking for the one month anniversary of EllGab coming up this weekend?
No such thing!
Anniversarius = returning yearly.
Oh and yes - Any posts I make on Sunday will be in the nude.
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Hey, Bart. ;D
Has anyone asked you whether you will host or be a guest on BartCast?
What was/is your answer? Thank you. ;)
I have no plans to.
If there is ever a final one then I may go on that.
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Dear Bart,
Do you think there is a chance my thread might have earned a sticky?
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Dear Bart,
Do you think there is a chance my thread might have earned a sticky?
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That zoo one should not be there, I need to pay attention.
Oh and yes, since it is about me it really should be a sticky.
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That zoo one should not be there, I need to pay attention.
Oh and yes, since it is about me it really should be a sticky.
Thank You Barthur. ;D :-*
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Bart, you're a Cubs fan, correct?
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Bart, you're a Cubs fan, correct?
Nope.
Baseball has been dead to me since 2004.
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Yes there is a way but it is already much larger than it should be. Server space is not unlimited and is filling up quickly.
You can use https://postimages.org/ for larger images, just grab the direct link and put it between the img tags.
Is it a better idea to use that link for all photos?
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Is it a better idea to use that link for all photos?
It doesn't have to be for every picture but it is ideal for larger ones
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Is it a better idea to use that link for all photos?
i use imgbb.com for my pictures. i also have a photobucket account. that was good at 1st (15 years ago) but has turned into a festering pool of adware crapola. i never use it anymore.
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"Backup assistant deputy administrator in training"
I don't know what that means.
THE SOFTER THE TITLE, THE BIGGER THE STICK! He's obviously not gettin' paid for a fluffy title, so we should watch out for real power here :o :)!
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Nope.
Baseball has been dead to me since 2004.
Ahh, I realize how stupid my question was. A Cubs fan wouldn't have such a fine musical palate. Some of the best pipes on the planet!
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With some changes at work this week I know have my own little fiefdom. Should I pull a Nuke and give them the heat and announce my presence with authority?
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Ahh, I realize how stupid my question was. A Cubs fan wouldn't have such a fine musical palate. Some of the best pipes on the planet!
Remind me to tell a story about him one day.
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With some changes at work this week I know have my own little fiefdom. Should I pull a Nuke and give them the heat and announce my presence with authority?
I don't know what that means but a #LEGACY tattoo on the forehead is the way to go.
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Dear Bart. What's your favorite genre of music?
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Why are you not in the Hall of Fame?
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Dear Bart. What's your favorite genre of music?
I like almost everything but have a special place for cock rock.
I don't want to hear about trees or politics, I want songs about fucking.
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Why are you not in the Hall of Fame?
Because that would be admitting I am mortal.
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With some changes at work this week I know have my own little fiefdom. Should I pull a Nuke and give them the heat and announce my presence with authority?
I'm not Bart but when you are in command, Command
Bombs away!
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I don't know what that means but a #LEGACY tattoo on the forehead is the way to go.
I like your idea.
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I like almost everything but have a special place for cock rock.
I don't want to hear about trees or politics, I want songs about fucking.
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:o
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I like almost everything but have a special place for cock rock.
I don't want to hear about trees or politics, I want songs about fucking.
Ask and you shall receive.
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I like almost everything but have a special place for cock rock.
I don't want to hear about trees or politics, I want songs about fucking.
Is that some new kind of drug that you snort through your dick? :o
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Is that some new kind of drug that you snort through your dick? :o
Drugs? Bart lives a clean dirty life.
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how can this be true?
My ratings here--Posts: 13 Karma: -1.
"it's all about me!"
-1.. :(
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Dear Bart,
Gino's Cheese steaks or Pat's Cheese steaks?
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Dear Bart,
Gino's Cheese steaks or Pat's Cheese steaks?
Dalessandro's
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Drugs? Bart lives a clean dirty life.
Good to know. I can respect that, more or less. ::) ;)
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Dalessandro's
OMG you nailed it! I would have accepted "there are small hole in the wall places that are better" but you went for the Holy Grail.
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Remind me to tell a story about him one day.
About Rick? Well now you've got me... when you get a few moments PM it to me if you like, I wanna know. I'm all ears, and or, eyes.
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About Rick? Well now you've got me... when you get a few moments PM it to me if you like, I wanna know. I'm all ears, and or, eyes.
Rick and his guitar player from Saints & Sinners - Stephane Dufour.
A very young Bart was in a club.
I went up to the bar to get a drink and they were there.
They invited me back to their place.
Yeah.
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They invited me back to their place.
Well...…….? I mean c'mon. They beat you up? Got you wasted? Nose candy?
BTW; I have that Saints & Sinners CD. They were assembled (meaning Rick was brought in) by Bon Jovi and Aldo Nova who apparently are friends. The album was voted cheesiest CD of the year by, I think Rolling Stone..?
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Dear Bart Ell, I seek more of your knowledge.
In Fallout 4, should I side with "The Minutemen", "The Brotherhood of Steel", "The Institute" or "The Railroad"?
Glory be to Bart.
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Well...…….? I mean c'mon. They beat you up? Got you wasted? Nose candy?
By the way the guitar guy began petting my arm my guess is they wanted a sexy party.
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Dear Bart Ell, I seek more of your knowledge.
In Fallout 4, should I side with "The Minutemen", "The Brotherhood of Steel", "The Institute" or "The Railroad"?
Glory be to Bart.
I don't know what any of that is but I will do my best...
The minutemen - It is never good to be referred to as a minute man.
The Brotherhood Of Steel - Sounds like a bunch of men with boners hanging out together.
The Institute - Has tit in the name
The Railroad - Too slow
Go with The Institute for reasons listed above.
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I don't know what any of that is but I will do my best...
The minutemen - It is never good to be referred to as a minute man.
The Brotherhood Of Steel - Sounds like a bunch of men with boners hanging out together.
The Institute - Has tit in the name
The Railroad - Too slow
Go with The Institute for reasons listed above.
Lmfao! Thy will be done.
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By the way the guitar guy began petting my arm my guess is they wanted a sexy party.
It can't be. Rick doesn't bend that way. Guitar player, perhaps.. In my mind you all drank and took the woman from all directions and now you have a grown love child out there.. somewhere. :)
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Bart, print up some Bart Beer labels for us guys who brew our own beer from time to time. Or, a lot of people make wine, Bart Vineyards labels?
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Dear Bart,
I have a 2000 Ford Explorer that I haven't used in a few years that I want to get inspected to drive on the road. It runs great, but the "check engine" light is on and when I run the codes it's saying the left intake bank is running rich. Been this way for at least 10 years.
What should I do?
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how can this be true?
My ratings here--Posts: 13 Karma: -1.
"it's all about me!"
-1.. :(
Any score hovering around neutral is not bad! No karma is neutral, not bad.
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Dear Bart,
I have a 2000 Ford Explorer that I haven't used in a few years that I want to get inspected to drive on the road. It runs great, but the "check engine" light is on and when I run the codes it's saying the left intake bank is running rich. Been this way for at least 10 years.
What should I do?
Change that mass air flow sensor. Watch a video on YouTube on how to do it.
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Your will be done.
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Dear Bart,
I have a 2000 Ford Explorer that I haven't used in a few years that I want to get inspected to drive on the road. It runs great, but the "check engine" light is on and when I run the codes it's saying the left intake bank is running rich. Been this way for at least 10 years.
What should I do?
im not bart but i would clean the mass air flow sensor before replacing it. use starting fluid to clean it; it is relatively fragile so be careful with it.
no smoking/sparks or other sources of ignition in the area for a while. wait for the fumes to dissipate before starting.
starting fluid leaves no residue, unlike most everything else.
it could also be a number of other things, like a bad o2 sensor, a faulty fuel injector and so forth. seeing how its only on one bank, i tend to not think its a mass air flow sensor.it could even be something as simple as a bad spark plug or wires (if it has those). if it has coils on the plugs a bad coil is suspect, as fords are notorious for that. this gives a weak spark and usually sets a misfire code, but not always.
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im not bart but i would clean the mass air flow sensor before replacing it. use starting fluid to clean it; it is relatively fragile so be careful with it.
no smoking/sparks or other sources of ignition in the area for a while. wait for the fumes to dissipate before starting.
starting fluid leaves no residue, unlike most everything else.
it could also be a number of other things, like a bad o2 sensor, a faulty fuel injector and so forth. seeing how its only on one bank, i tend to not think its a mass air flow sensor.
Thanks for the additional info, it's all great advice. I'll clean the MAFS and go down the list I'll await Barts approval before I proceed.
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Thanks for the additional info, it's all great advice. I'll clean the MAFS and go down the list I'll await Barts approval before I proceed.
What @wr250 said
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Bart, print up some Bart Beer labels for us guys who brew our own beer from time to time. Or, a lot of people make wine, Bart Vineyards labels?
Why would I allow someone to put my brand on a product that may be sub-par?
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Dear Bart,
Thank you for letting me join this party!
All Hail Bart! Long live Bart! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Dear Bart,
Thank you for letting me join this party!
All Hail Bart! Long live Bart! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
THIS IS NOT A QUESTION!
Enjoy the party, no need for anyone to be a wallflower anymore!
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THIS IS NOT A QUESTION!
Enjoy the party, no need for anyone to be a wallflower anymore!
I am sorry, here is question …..How are you today??
:D :D :D :D :D
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I am sorry, here is question …..How are you today??
:D :D :D :D :D
MUCH BETTER!
Thanks for asking.
I had a great morning.
Picked up some peaches, plums, grapes and cherries and the farmer lady gave me some tomatoes she was proud of.
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THIS IS NOT A QUESTION!
Enjoy the party, no need for anyone to be a wallflower anymore!
Two questions Party Guy: First, where is the bar? Second, where is the shitter? In case I need to take a shower....with the girls.
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Bart,
How much tone suck does this paint job suck tone?
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Bart,
How much tone suck does this paint job suck tone?
Mexican or Chinese?
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Mexican or Chinese?
Indonesian... Vintage Modified Jaguar hadn't changed the bridge yet and just thought the tonal deficiencies were because of that crappy bridge.
With this much paint on it, I think it would survive reentry to the Earth's atmosphere.
I am seriously thinking. I should ask for just a new body to be mailed out to me... Even under their Squier line, this is not normal. I have stripped enough paint off of Squiers!
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Indonesian... Vintage Modified Jaguar hadn't changed the bridge yet and just thought the tonal deficiencies were because of that crappy bridge.
With this much paint on it, I think it would survive reentry to the Earth's atmosphere.
I am seriously thinking. I should ask for just a new body to be mailed out to me... Even under their Squier line, This is not normal, I have stripped enough paint off of Squiers!
Call them up, you sometimes get lucky and they will send out a new body and bunch of swag hoping you will then praise them on social media.
Those stabby bridges can tear a palm apart in minutes.
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Call them up, you sometimes get lucky and they will send out a new body and bunch of swag hoping you will then praise them on social media.
Those stabby bridges can tear a palm apart in minutes.
The last time I called, and not trying to use a friend as a connection, I got a guy who couldn't spell guitar let alone point one out at Guitar Center.🙁
I am hoping that they have somebody that can do the social media end of things and act a little quicker. I'm also guessing that they would like to have that body as part of a quality control evaluation. There is no way they want to be wasting money on crap like that.
My violin-playing kid loves the scale and the string tension. The Lennon Rickenbacker was flabby to her.
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Bart, two questions:
1.) Is there a cuckshed outpost located in northern Utah?
2.) Is the radio station that Heather went to work for in southern Idaho?
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im not bart but i would clean the mass air flow sensor before replacing it. use starting fluid to clean it; it is relatively fragile so be careful with it.
no smoking/sparks or other sources of ignition in the area for a while. wait for the fumes to dissipate before starting.
starting fluid leaves no residue, unlike most everything else.
it could also be a number of other things, like a bad o2 sensor, a faulty fuel injector and so forth. seeing how its only on one bank, i tend to not think its a mass air flow sensor.it could even be something as simple as a bad spark plug or wires (if it has those). if it has coils on the plugs a bad coil is suspect, as fords are notorious for that. this gives a weak spark and usually sets a misfire code, but not always.
You wouldn't happen to ride a WR250?
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Dear Bart,
Good morning.
My wife and I are still using our Samsung Galaxy S4 phones for over four years.
If we had to upgrade, what would you recommend.
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You wouldn't happen to ride a WR250?
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i thought this was a "ask bart" thread :) .
but yes i used to ride a wr250, actually a 1994 wr250 2stroke powerhouse.
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Dear Bart,
Good morning.
My wife and I are still using our Samsung Galaxy S4 phones for over four years.
If we had to upgrade, what would you recommend.
Get all modern and upgrade to the S5.
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Dear Bart,
I had a water leak that, while replacing some damaged drywall, ended up doing a whole dining room remodel alone. Adding crown molding, ultra fancy baseboards, new fixtures, a new color scheme, etc., etc... My kids have blown smoke up my ass multiple times, they either truly love it or or are banking some kiss ass for future needs.
Now I am getting shit for the rest of this ugly house, bad color schemes, old drywall patches, etc...
I can barely walk to the end of the block, but don't trust most contractors and am aesthetically OCD... Do I act as my own tryrannical general contractor and be a holy terror to those I hire or hire a remodeler and monitor them continuously and be a pain in their ass?
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Dear Bart,
A friend of mine has recently started his own business. He has all the gear and nearly 40 years experience with recording, mixing, mastering and remastering audio for music and podcasts, and creating production music. (Some of his music has appeared on the BBC and on TV.)
He has made a website, advertised on fiverr, facebook, myspace, freelancer.com and instagram. All business cards, videos and sample demos are ready to go.
Is there a productive place to advertise that is missing from this list?
Thank you in advance for your thoughts.
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Dear Bart,
I had a water leak that, while replacing some damaged drywall, ended up doing a whole dining room remodel alone. Adding crown molding, ultra fancy baseboards, new fixtures, a new color scheme, etc., etc... My kids have blown smoke up my ass multiple times, they either truly love it or or are banking some kiss ass for future needs.
Now I am getting shit for the rest of this ugly house, bad color schemes, old drywall patches, etc...
I can barely walk to the end of the block, but don't trust most contractors and am aesthetically OCD... Do I act as my own tryrannical general contractor and be a holy terror to those I hire or hire a remodeler and monitor them continuously and be a pain in their ass?
Yeah. That sounds like fun. As long as you got the money to pay them, they will smile and eat shit. And ask for seconds. Yeah, I like that. A lot.
I don't mean to steal Bart's thunder.
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Dear Bart,
I had a water leak that, while replacing some damaged drywall, ended up doing a whole dining room remodel alone. Adding crown molding, ultra fancy baseboards, new fixtures, a new color scheme, etc., etc... My kids have blown smoke up my ass multiple times, they either truly love it or or are banking some kiss ass for future needs.
Now I am getting shit for the rest of this ugly house, bad color schemes, old drywall patches, etc...
I can barely walk to the end of the block, but don't trust most contractors and am aesthetically OCD... Do I act as my own tryrannical general contractor and be a holy terror to those I hire or hire a remodeler and monitor them continuously and be a pain in their ass?
I hire somebody to do the work but buy everything needed myself. I also watch them like a hawk from my director's chair.
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Dear Bart,
A friend of mine has recently started his own business. He has all the gear and nearly 40 years experience with recording, mixing, mastering and remastering audio for music and podcasts, and creating production music. (Some of his music has appeared on the BBC and on TV.)
He has made a website, advertised on fiverr, facebook, myspace, freelancer.com and instagram. All business cards, videos and sample demos are ready to go.
Is there a productive place to advertise that is missing from this list?
Thank you in advance for your thoughts.
Not to steal Bart's thunder.....
I would suggest he handwrite messages on the shitter walls of every men's room he can possibly get to. A captive audience is an attentive audience. He could use the predrilled holes in the walls for punctuation.
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Dear Bart,
A friend of mine has recently started his own business. He has all the gear and nearly 40 years experience with recording, mixing, mastering and remastering audio for music and podcasts, and creating production music. (Some of his music has appeared on the BBC and on TV.)
He has made a website, advertised on fiverr, facebook, myspace, freelancer.com and instagram. All business cards, videos and sample demos are ready to go.
Is there a productive place to advertise that is missing from this list?
Thank you in advance for your thoughts.
You came to the right place!
Your pal Bart knows a thing or two about this.
Sadly the best way to get work is from connections.
People are cheap and looking for free so Fiverr and the like will usually result in bids not worth the effort.
Your best option is finding a decent size podcast that needs some help and to offer it in return for plugs.
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You came to the right place!
Your pal Bart knows a thing or two about this.
Sadly the best way to get work is from connections.
People are cheap and looking for free so Fiverr and the like will usually result in bids not worth the effort.
Your best option is finding a decent size podcast that needs some help and to offer it in return for plugs.
Thank you, that is what I was thinking might be the case. If you get too busy with side work at any point in the future, I would happily recommend him in a pm.
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Not to steal Bart's thunder.....
I would suggest he handwrite messages on the shitter walls of every men's room he can possibly get to. A captive audience is an attentive audience. He could use the predrilled holes in the walls for punctuation.
I'm just throwing this out there, Dyna.
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Thank you, that is what I was thinking might be the case. If you get too busy with side work at any point in the future, I would happily recommend him in a pm.
Another option is making HOW-TO videos for YouTube.
Mixing / mastering tips, how to use compression, reviews of plug-ins...
I know a few people who abandoned actual production work and just teach on their YouTube channels.
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I'm just throwing this out there, Dyna.
;D Almost all advertising is one step away from "For a good time call #" The only difference is the quality of the result.
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;D Almost all advertising is one step away from "For a good time call #" The only difference is the quality of the result.
;D ;D
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Another option is making HOW-TO videos for YouTube.
Mixing / mastering tips, how to use compression, reviews of plug-ins...
I know a few people who abandoned actual production work and just teach on their YouTube channels.
He's considered this and has a apprentice paying for this knowledge already. Its tricky to be able to tell just enough without putting out a free meal.
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;D ;D
You are the BEST, man! ;D ;D ;D ;)
PRAISE, Paladin! :-*
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He's considered this and has a apprentice paying for this knowledge already. Its tricky to be able to tell just enough without putting out a free meal.
Offer the bread and water on YouTube and the meal on Patreon.
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Dear Bart,
A friend of mine has recently started his own business. He has all the gear and nearly 40 years experience with recording, mixing, mastering and remastering audio for music and podcasts, and creating production music. (Some of his music has appeared on the BBC and on TV.)
He has made a website, advertised on fiverr, facebook, myspace, freelancer.com and instagram. All business cards, videos and sample demos are ready to go.
Is there a productive place to advertise that is missing from this list?
Thank you in advance for your thoughts.
Contact the local big name musicians, concert promoters, radio stations and schools with music programs...
I have anecdotal stories that would make you think of riches and fame.
This song, in fact was recorded by a touring Oasis in a Texas town... When creativity strikes, the promoter knew where to send Noel.
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Contact the local big name musicians, concert promoters, radio stations and schools with music programs...
I have anecdotal stories that would make you think of riches and fame.
This song, in fact was recorded by a touring Oasis in a Texas town... When creativity strikes, the promoter knew where to send Noel.
Thank you and +1 Sean, he had mentioned that there was kind of a drought in his area (decent sized city) for doing this kind of work. Its just a matter of getting the momentum going and keeping it going.
There are so many talented folks here on different topics. I've learned more here already than probably a year in college in some ways.
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Dear Bart,
What would light look like if you were traveling the speed of light?
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What condiments do you like on your hot dog?
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You are the BEST, man! ;D ;D ;D ;)
PRAISE, Paladin! :-*
+1
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You are the BEST, man! ;D ;D ;D ;)
PRAISE, Paladin! :-*
I love you, too. :-* :-*
karma for the feels
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Dear Bart,
Why is our toolbar icon of Fort Rock gone?
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>:(
I would be equally happy with a Bart icon, but just a regular icon with nothing to distinguish it from all the rest?
Unacceptable I say!!!!!
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Dear Bart,
What would light look like if you were traveling the speed of light?
It would look the same but it would sound like cheese.
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What condiments do you like on your hot dog?
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Dear Bart,
Why is our toolbar icon of Fort Rock gone?
It should still be there.
I deleted it and re-uploaded it just in case it was broken.
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It should still be there.
I deleted it and re-uploaded it just in case it was broken.
I still see it in Chrome, but not in Firefox. Maybe I was just imagining I saw it in all my browsers before.
Oh Well...
Thank You for your time trying to fix it.
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Dear Bart,
Why is our toolbar icon of Fort Rock gone?
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>:(
I would be equally happy with a Bart icon, but just a regular icon with nothing to distinguish it from all the rest?
Unacceptable I say!!!!!
PRAISE FORT ROCK. MAY HE R.I.P.
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Dear Bart,
Will you eventually do cheesy parody YouTube music videos and then abruptly shut-down EllGab and kick us all to the side of the road?
Asking for a dead friend.
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Dear Bart,
Will you eventually do cheesy parody YouTube music videos and then abruptly shut-down EllGab and kick us all to the side of the road?
I used to do parody songs.
I got them on Howard Stern, ESPN Radio, WFAN and a bunch of others.
The biggest one was about Sammy Sosa corking his bat set to Cochise by Audioslave.
No, I don't have a copy anymore.
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It would look the same but it would sound like cheese.
Thank you. That was Einstein's answer too.
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dear bart,
may i spider (archive) the site for historical purposes perhaps on a weekly basis?
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dear bart,
may i spider (archive) the site for historical purposes perhaps on a weekly basis?
Spider away!
We can share the profits when we release the limited edition DVD box set
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Fort Rock is showing in all my browsers again : ;D
Thank You Bart!
Praise Barthur!!!
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Dear Bart,
What's with these Vimeo ads advertising a billion colors with HDR video? Back in my day, the men were men and the monitors were monochrome. Whatever happened to ASCII smut?
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Bart,
The lunch topic for the lunch crew in the Cafeteria at work today was:
"Who would you rather be with: Boof from Teen Wolf or Jordan from Real Genius?"
Boof
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Jordan
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I, as well as most of the boys, were on Team Boof. We had a real solid case I think. However, the members of
Team Jordan were certainly vocal in their choice and made some excellent points...............
What say you on this matter of vital importance?
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Dear Bart,
What's with these Vimeo ads advertising a billion colors with HDR video? Back in my day, the men were men and the monitors were monochrome. Whatever happened to ASCII smut?
Here is some cave painting porn.
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What say you on this matter of vital importance?
I don't know who these people are but the second one looks like she would probably be into the freakier stuff.
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Dear Bart,
What coffee should I use and how should I prepare it?
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If I may interject here regarding coffee preparation, I found an excellent tut for it on YT:
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Dear Bart,
What coffee should I use and how should I prepare it?
Get some of that Taster's Choice Classic.
Fill a cup with milk.
Heat the cup of milk up for 3 minutes 20 seconds in the microwave.
Add 2 teaspoons of coffee as much sugar as you like.
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as much sugar as you like.
That's how I got my wife. :D
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Get some of that Taster's Choice Classic.
Fill a cup with milk.
Heat the cup of milk up for 3 minutes 20 seconds in the microwave.
Add 2 teaspoons of coffee as much sugar as you like.
I guess I'll stay with the Space Coffee being lactose intolerant, but great to see another Taster's Choice fan :)
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Dear Bart,
I work out with weights, use the treadmill and ride a bike.
What would you recommend for exercise along with a workout plan?
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Dear Bart,
I work out with weights, use the treadmill and ride a bike.
What would you recommend for exercise along with a workout plan?
I do not recommend exercise.
Walk don't run.
Eat enough food for one person and not 5.
Daily orgasm.
Tickle your loved one.
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Bart,
The lunch topic for the lunch crew in the Cafeteria at work today was:
"Who would you rather be with: Boof from Teen Wolf or Jordan from Real Genius?"
Boof
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Jordan
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I, as well as most of the boys, were on Team Boof. We had a real solid case I think. However, the members of
Team Jordan were certainly vocal in their choice and made some excellent points...............
What say you on this matter of vital importance?
Me? I always had a thing for Jordan.
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Here is some cave painting porn.
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I can decipher this painting. It is an early man depiction of an alien fire team. Counting fm the left, First man is the primary radio operator. You can see the radio antennae at a 45 degree angle over his back. Number 2, leading the team, is the Team Leader, he is designated by the ring around his chest. Number 3 man is the assistant team leader, that is why his arm is linked to the team leader. He is also depicted as a 'rifle man' by the wedge like arrow design. Number 4 man is a basic 'rifle man' with the same design as number 3 man. Number 5, is the newbie, he is the back up radio operator. He is also carrying a box type affair which serves the purpose of a combat pack. In there are the spare batteries for the radio, spare ammo, pogey bait and other assorted shit. (He was probably wondering why he signed up and how to get out of this chickenshit outfit. 'Join the Space Force and see the Galaxy! It'll be fun.' they said.)
Mystery solve.
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Me? I always had a thing for Jordan.
She was socially awkward enough that I can only imagine she would appreciate the attention and do anything for it...
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Get some of that Taster's Choice Classic.
Fill a cup with milk.
Heat the cup of milk up for 3 minutes 20 seconds in the microwave.
Add 2 teaspoons of coffee as much sugar as you like.
That sounds French. No karma for sounding French.
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She was socially awkward enough that I can only imagine she would appreciate the attention and do anything for it...
That's my Jordan. Hehehehe
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That sounds French. No karma for sounding French.
I know! All you need is a milk frother and it's practically a latté!
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Dear Bart,
The way an atom looks and acts is very similar to the way a solar system does to me.
Do you think there are entire universes in the tip of a pin?
Are we in one of many universes that would be on the tip of a pin to something else.
If so, how much would you have to zoom in to find the smallest one, and zoom out to find the largest?
Or is there even an end?
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I can decipher this painting. It is an early man depiction of an alien fire team. Counting fm the left, First man is the primary radio operator. You can see the radio antennae at a 45 degree angle over his back. Number 2, leading the team, is the Team Leader, he is designated by the ring around his chest. Number 3 man is the assistant team leader, that is why his arm is linked to the team leader. He is also depicted as a 'rifle man' by the wedge like arrow design. Number 4 man is a basic 'rifle man' with the same design as number 3 man. Number 5, is the newbie, he is the back up radio operator. He is also carrying a box type affair which serves the purpose of a combat pack. In there are the spare batteries for the radio, spare ammo, pogey bait and other assorted shit. (He was probably wondering why he signed up and how to get out of this chickenshit outfit. 'Join the Space Force and see the Galaxy! It'll be fun.' they said.)
Mystery solve.
Impressive
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Dear Bart,
The way an atom looks and acts is very similar to the way a solar system does to me.
Do you think there are entire universes in the tip of a pin?
Are we in one of many universes that would be on the tip of a pin to something else.
If so, how much would you have to zoom in to find the smallest one, and zoom out to find the largest?
Or is there even an end?
NO.
Okay. You have the space continuum down. Now, apply that same logic to the time continuum to your thinking and you've opened up a whole new world of discoveries for yourself.
Go on, it will be fun! Trust me. ;) 8)
(Sorry, Bart. I couldn't help but jump in here. My bad). ;D
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Dear Bart,
The way an atom looks and acts is very similar to the way a solar system does to me.
Do you think there are entire universes in the tip of a pin?
Are we in one of many universes that would be on the tip of a pin to something else.
If so, how much would you have to zoom in to find the smallest one, and zoom out to find the largest?
Or is there even an end?
Have a quality pancake.
You will love the taste and it will clear your mind.
Pancakes, man, pancakes.
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That sounds French. No karma for sounding French.
All the great lovers speak at least a little French.
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Have a quality pancake.
You will love the taste and it will clear your mind.
Pancakes, man, pancakes.
Nah. French Toast, man. And I don't care what Paladin says. ;D
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I'm ashamed to say it but McDonalds pancakes are reeeally yummy :) :)
Have a quality pancake.
You will love the taste and it will clear your mind.
Pancakes, man, pancakes.
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Have a quality pancake.
You will love the taste and it will clear your mind.
Pancakes, man, pancakes.
Can I have Date Nectar on those?
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All the great lovers speak at least a little French.
Well, I do speak a little. I used it on the French foreign legion. "Voulez Vous, Fuck You!" They chittered amongst themselves, pulling moues, we Marines laughed our asses off.
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Dear Bart,
Are Apple computers as hack and virus proof as Apple users claim?
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Dear Bart,
Are Apple computers as hack and virus proof as Apple users claim?
No.
You know why they thought that at first?
Because nobody was using them.
Now, ever since the $8 cup of coffee, Instagram meal picture taking brand whores feel they need one to keep up with the Joneses brand whores started using them they are seeing they are not nearly as virus proof as they thought.
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Bart,
A question and a suggestion:
Didn't you have Legacy Pops (the thing you're supposed to suck at) sold at the BartMart? It popped into my head this morning (PT).
The suggestion is to add banner ads to the new unread posts page. No real content to cause flagging and it's a useful tool for me that I go to much more often than the main page.
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Hi, Bart.
What do you think of having a "Thread Of The Month" poll?
There are several that are my favorites each for a different reason. I'm wondering whether anyone else would like to see their favorite threads highlighted for a month?
It could be a top right or top left post for a month.
I'm just putting that out for consideration. Thank you.
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Bart,
A question and a suggestion:
Didn't you have Legacy Pops (the thing you're supposed to suck at) sold at the BartMart? It popped into my head this morning (PT).
The suggestion is to add banner ads to the new unread posts page. No real content to cause flagging and it's a useful tool for me that I go to much more often than the main page.
I thought I had the but I may be confusing it with Legacy Lozenges.
I do not know if they can add an ad to that since it is not a page.
I will remind everyone to frequent our fine sponsors as needed.
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Hi, Bart.
What do you think of having a "Thread Of The Month" poll?
I would just rig it so @Rikki Gins wins every month for his brilliant work.
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No.
You know why they thought that at first?
Because nobody was using them.
Now, ever since the $8 cup of coffee, Instagram meal picture taking brand whores feel they need one to keep up with the Joneses brand whores started using them they are seeing they are not nearly as virus proof as they thought.
not only are they not virus proof, you get to pay top dollar for 4 year old tech (in most cases).
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not only are they not virus proof, you get to pay top dollar for 4 year old tech (in most cases).
Yeah, when they left the PowerPC lines and went with Intel, they became more susceptible to virii. 😀
I must say though, in 1999, my wife frequented Japanese websites on our Mac, including one that changed our dial-up number to one of those high-priced long distance providers overseas... Good thing I had a dedicated phone line with blocks on long distance and carrier codes.
We dodged a bullet there.
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I would just rig it so @Rikki Gins wins every month for his brilliant work.
Yeah, I gotcha. But it would have to be a different thread per month. Then, the best out of the 12 winners for the year, announced on New Year's Eve. ;D
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Yeah, when they left the PowerPC lines and went with Intel, they became more susceptible to virii. 😀
Jobs was in quite a fix. We had both PCs and Macs running Photoshop and the PCs were much faster. As Apple was such a relatively small customer, Motorola had no interest in increasing processor speeds. Jobs jumping to IBM and then Intel when IBM sold out was probably doing all he could do.
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Will someone please tell me how to get a larger picture in the message area without having to type words or use the attachment? Not too savvy on this stuff yet. 😲
And, I do apologize again if my hitting the report thingy by mistake more than once came in as real complaints. Paying more attention to that now. I’m old, what can I say....😬
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Bart, how PC are you? I am not!
So here we go; Indian leg wrestle orrr, first nations aboriginal peoples leg wrestle??
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I'm ashamed to say it but McDonalds pancakes are reeeally yummy :) :)
I think they add maple flavoring. A very novel recipe.
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Dear Bart,
Where can I find a quality pancake?
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I can decipher this painting. It is an early man depiction of an alien fire team. Counting fm the left, First man is the primary radio operator. You can see the radio antennae at a 45 degree angle over his back. Number 2, leading the team, is the Team Leader, he is designated by the ring around his chest. Number 3 man is the assistant team leader, that is why his arm is linked to the team leader. He is also depicted as a 'rifle man' by the wedge like arrow design. Number 4 man is a basic 'rifle man' with the same design as number 3 man. Number 5, is the newbie, he is the back up radio operator. He is also carrying a box type affair which serves the purpose of a combat pack. In there are the spare batteries for the radio, spare ammo, pogey bait and other assorted shit. (He was probably wondering why he signed up and how to get out of this chickenshit outfit. 'Join the Space Force and see the Galaxy! It'll be fun.' they said.)
Mystery solve.
Every now and then, there is a post that reminds me why I am here. Thanks. :)
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Dear Bart,
Where can I find a quality pancake?
Max Factor developed is specifically for the stars and for film. But it is available to the common folk such as yourself through Amazon, today.
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Wow... Now I know more about early Hollywood makeup and the reasons behind "pan cake" than I ever cared to.
https://cosmeticsandskin.com/bcb/cake.php
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Bart, how PC are you? I am not!
So here we go; Indian leg wrestle orrr, first nations aboriginal peoples leg wrestle??
People who say they are not PC are usually just racists looking for justification.
Indians are from India.
Some drunk explorer named Columbus thought he was in India and called them Indians.
Don't be that guy.
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Dear Bart,
Where can I find a quality pancake?
In your kitchen.... unless you are in NYC then the only thing in your kitchen is the rest of your clothes that don't fit in your 8X6 bedroom.
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Will someone please tell me how to get a larger picture in the message area without having to type words or use the attachment? Not too savvy on this stuff yet. 😲
And, I do apologize again if my hitting the report thingy by mistake more than once came in as real complaints. Paying more attention to that now. I’m old, what can I say....😬
I don't understand the first part.
Second part- There are 2 steps to reporting, just clicking on REPORT alone won't do it.
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Dear Bart,
Do Blue Dragons really exist?
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People who say they are not PC are usually just racists looking for justification.
Indians are from India.
Some drunk explorer named Columbus thought he was in India and called them Indians.
Don't be that guy.
Amerinds. Native American is idiocy.
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Dear Bart,
Is it ever going to stop raining??? And how was your weekend? Have a great day!
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I don't understand the first part.
Second part- There are 2 steps to reporting, just clicking on REPORT alone won't do it.
Hi Bart,
What I meant is that some posts have just a picture, video, or GIF that fills the message area. When I try to put a picture like that, I get an error message that no message was found in the message area and when I do get a picture up, it is a smaller sized attachment. Since all my computer “learning†is experience by trial and error and tips where I find them, I guess my problem is that I don’t know how to write in a command to have it do what I want if that is what is needed.
I actually webmaster 2 sites for the veterans groups I work for and if it wasn’t for the drag and drop formats, I’d be up that well known tributary without visible means of transportation. LOL
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Hi Bart,
What I meant is that some posts have just a picture, video, or GIF that fills the message area. When I try to put a picture like that, I get an error message that no message was found in the message area and when I do get a picture up, it is a smaller sized attachment. Since all my computer “learning†is experience by trial and error and tips where I find them, I guess my problem is that I don’t know how to write in a command to have it do what I want if that is what is needed.
I actually webmaster 2 sites for the veterans groups I work for and if it wasn’t for the drag and drop formats, I’d be up that well known tributary without visible means of transportation. LOL
This is what I do:
Upload my image at https://postimages.org/
Grab the direct link.
Put the link between the img tags (You get those bly clicking on the frame below the BOLD button above.
It should look like this
[img]https://s15.postimg.cc/wc7kyfrl7/bots.png[/img]
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Dear Bart,
Is it ever going to stop raining??? And how was your weekend? Have a great day!
Yes, it will.
My weekend was everything I imagined it would be.... and more!
#Legacy to you.
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Dear Bart,
Do Blue Dragons really exist?
Yes.
They like to be called by their real names - Blue Whales.
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People who say they are not PC are usually just racists looking for justification.
Indians are from India.
Some drunk explorer named Columbus thought he was in India and called them Indians.
Don't be that guy.
:)
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People who say they are not PC are usually just racists looking for justification.
Bart takes no prisoners.
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Bart takes no prisoners.
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Not PC = Not being skilled enough to color inside the lines.
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Not PC = Not being skilled enough to color inside the lines.
Not PC = Emotionally retarded and unable to have empathy for others
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People who say they are not PC are usually just racists looking for justification.
Indians are from India.
Some drunk explorer named Columbus thought he was in India and called them Indians.
Don't be that guy.
Indigenous, or The People.
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Pop Quiz. Multiple Choice. What is rottweiler Vela's owner's real acronym?
KSM
SSS
MMM
KKK
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This is what I do:
Upload my image at https://postimages.org/
Grab the direct link.
Put the link between the img tags (You get those bly clicking on the frame below the BOLD button above.
It should look like this
[img]https://s15.postimg.cc/wc7kyfrl7/bots.png[/img]
Thank you!!
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Pop Quiz. Multiple Choice. What is rottweiler Vela's owner's real acronym?
KSM
SSS
MMM
KKK
No idea what any of that means.
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No idea what any of that means.
Just as well.
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Dear Bart,
Is The BartCast heard in over 100 countries by over 1 million listeners?
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People who say they are not PC are usually just racists looking for justification.
Indians are from India.
Some drunk explorer named Columbus thought he was in India and called them Indians.
Don't be that guy.
East Indian leg wrestling doesn't sound as good. I cannot engage in soft combat while delicious butter chicken is just minutes away.
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This is what I do:
Upload my image at https://postimages.org/
Grab the direct link.
Put the link between the img tags (You get those bly clicking on the frame below the BOLD button above.
It should look like this
[img]https://s15.postimg.cc/wc7kyfrl7/bots.png[/img]
Bart, that is sooo much work. Will you do it for me?
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Dear Bart,
Is The BartCast heard in over 100 countries by over 1 million listeners?
We broadcast it on what is called the super internet,
We reach more countries than the regular internet can.
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Dear Bart,
Can I knock off a little early today?
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Dear Bart,
Can I knock off a little early today?
Wanna go on another trip?
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Wanna go on another trip?
I guess the trunk was a little better than the time you asked if I wanted to go on a plane ride and you strapped me to the wing and flew to Hawaii.
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I guess the trunk was a little better than the time you asked if I wanted to go on a plane ride and you strapped me to the wing and flew to Hawaii.
Karl loved it.
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“I want to go down, you fucking twat!†- Karl 😂
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“I want to go down, you fucking twat!†- Karl 😂
I don't think doing slurpys at that altitude is such a good idea. Just sayin'.
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Dear Bart,
I want to be a Legacy but I have a few questions please.
1) Can I claim Legacy on as many Legacyee's as I like? Even if they're not aware of it?
2) Do my Legacyee's need to be dead before I can start claiming Legacy?
3) Do I have to have any of my Legacyee's talents or traits?
4) Is there any paperwork I need to fill out?
Thank you.
In Bart I Trust.
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Dear Bart,
I want to be a Legacy but I have a few questions please.
1) Can I claim Legacy on as many Legacyee's as I like? Even if they're not aware of it?
2) Do my Legacyee's need to be dead before I can start claiming Legacy?
3) Do I have to have any of my Legacyee's talents or traits?
4) Is there any paperwork I need to fill out?
Thank you.
In Bart I Trust.
A #Legacy is like taking a bride.
You claim them and drag them back to your cave.
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Dear Bart,
Is it ever okay for a guy to sit down to take a leak?
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Dear Bart,
Why is Ellgab(TM) On Strike?
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Dear Bart,
Why is Ellgab(TM) On Strike?
'that's what i asked.and I was told you have to click the ads..like I'm
doing. :) :)
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Dear Bart,
Is it ever okay for a guy to sit down to take a leak?
Sure as long as you know you are admitting it isn't long enough to reach the water.
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'that's what i asked.and I was told you have to click the ads..like I'm
doing. :) :)
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One is plenty, Toots!
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Dear Bart,
Why is Ellgab(TM) On Strike?
It is the newest trend in grifting!
You threaten people into helping.
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One is plenty, Toots!
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ok, Bart Ell.. whatever you say... :) ;) you are the One ;)
Praise BE
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Dear Bart,
Is there a way to directly donate to Bart Ell associated industries? Non-Paypal preferred.
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Dear Bart,
Is there a way to directly donate to Bart Ell associated industries? Non-Paypal preferred.
I do not want your money.
IMAGINE THAT!
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I do not want your money.
IMAGINE THAT!
If you had an amazon wish list what would be on it?
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Dear Bart,
What is the best investment vehicle to grow my Bart Bucks?
TIA,
GravitySucks
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Dear Bart,
What is the best investment vehicle to grow my Bart Bucks?
TIA,
GravitySucks
Give them directly to Falkie.
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NO.
Okay. You have the space continuum down. Now, apply that same logic to the time continuum to your thinking and you've opened up a whole new world of discoveries for yourself.
Go on, it will be fun! Trust me. ;) 8)
(Sorry, Bart. I couldn't help but jump in here. My bad). ;D
Can you explain what you mean to us that don't understand?
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If you had an amazon wish list what would be on it?
There is nothing I wish for.
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Dear Bart,
What is the best investment vehicle to grow my Bart Bucks?
TIA,
GravitySucks
Buy Bartcoins with your Bart Bucks.
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Hey Bart,
Why was @yorkshire pud a whiny little bitch and refused to meet me for lunch? Does he really exist? He sent his alleged wife, @Laurakinch to meet me for lunch. She was funny and a real hoot. Plus she bought lunch. What did that limey little twerp ever do to deserve one of our finest California girls?
Respectfully,
GravitySucks
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Hey Bart,
Why was @yorkshire pud a whiny little butch and refused to meet me for lunch? Does he really exist? He sent his alleged wife, @Laurakinch to meet me for lunch. She was funny and a real hoot. Plus she bought lunch. What did that limey little twerp ever do to deserve one of our finest California girls?
Respectfully,
GravitySucks
What was for lunch?
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What was for lunch?
Sourdough cheeseburger and curly fries. I bought the cokes.
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Where is everyone ?
Very quiet now ....
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Sourdough cheeseburger and curly fries. I bought the cokes.
All your answers are here:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pud
pud
An abnormally weak and wimpy person. Synonym for wimp, weakling, pussy, and wussy. Also indicative of someone with lots of fear, afraid of almost anything. A pud would run from any fight, shy away from any argument, be and be physically weak. Typically an insult equated with failure as far as a physical challenge or inability to take on easy challenges.
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Where is everyone ?
Very quiet now ....
Your charm turned them off.
Try harder.
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All your answers are here:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pud
pud
An abnormally weak and wimpy person. Synonym for wimp, weakling, pussy, and wussy. Also indicative of someone with lots of fear, afraid of almost anything. A pud would run from any fight, shy away from any argument, be and be physically weak. Typically an insult equated with failure as far as a physical challenge or inability to take on easy challenges.
Thank you kind Bart. I knew you would have the answer.
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Can you explain what you mean to us that don't understand?
What was the question, again? :-[
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What are Bart Bucks? I don't care whether someone already asked. I'm asking again.
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What was the question, again? :-[
I don’t even know the question but I can tell now the answer is no.
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I don’t even know the question but I can tell now the answer is no.
Yes. I mean yes, no. No, yes isn't the answer, no is. Wait. What are we talking about??!?!? :o
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Bart,
I deliver in Columbus, Ohio tomorrow and I have a day layover. I've got around $2,000 to spend and I'm thinking about grabbing a gaming laptop. I wonder where the best place to go would be - a franchise store is preferable.
I really like the look of MSi but I'm not that technically inclined.
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Bart,
I deliver in Columbus, Ohio tomorrow and I have a day layover. I've got around $2,000 to spend and I'm thinking about grabbing a gaming laptop. I wonder where the best place to go would be - a franchise store is preferable.
I really like the look of MSi but I'm not that technically inclined.
One of the nerds here will tell you I am crazy but I would grab this from Best Buy.
It's not the best deal you can get but since you are always on the road it would be the easiest place to buy from in case you need to return it.
Run your Windows on the SSD and put your porn on the 1tb hd.
https://www.bestbuy.com/site/alienware-17-3-laptop-intel-core-i7-16gb-memory-nvidia-geforce-gtx-1070-256gb-solid-state-drive-1tb-hard-drive-black/6228319.p?skuId=6228319
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One of the nerds here will tell you I am crazy but I would grab this from Best Buy.
It's not the best deal you can get but since you are always on the road it would be the easiest place to buy from in case you need to return it.
Run your Windows on the SSD and put your porn on the 1tb hd.
Noted, thank you. Yes, porn storage has always been my Achilles Heel! 😃
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Dear Bart,
What REALLY happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?
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Dear Bart,
What REALLY happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?
Fuck party.
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Dear Bart,
Which assholes we're banished to the zoo, which ones just quit and which ones came back with new identities (i.e. Metron, Jackstar, etc.)?
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Dear Bart,
Which assholes we're banished to the zoo, which ones just quit and which ones came back with new identities (i.e. Metron, Jackstar, etc.)?
I think I have sent less than 5 different humans to the zoo.
No comment on the second part.
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I think I have sent less than 5 different humans to the zoo.
No comment on the second part.
i do wonder about what happened to Metron.. He seemed to disappear after he became Elluminati... 8) :-\
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i do wonder about what happened to Metron.. He seemed to disappear after he became Elluminati... 8) :-\
Wonder about that also. Usually when a forum member suddenly disappears after being very active, it's not good. Hoping Metron is ok and just needed a break.
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Wonder about that also. Usually when a forum member suddenly disappears after being very active, it's not good. Hoping Metron is ok and just needed a break.
I hope he's ok too....
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One of the nerds here will tell you I am crazy but I would grab this from Best Buy.
It's not the best deal you can get but since you are always on the road it would be the easiest place to buy from in case you need to return it.
Run your Windows on the SSD and put your porn on the 1tb hd.
https://www.bestbuy.com/site/alienware-17-3-laptop-intel-core-i7-16gb-memory-nvidia-geforce-gtx-1070-256gb-solid-state-drive-1tb-hard-drive-black/6228319.p?skuId=6228319
Best Buy gets an undeserved bad rap from some. Having done retail consulting work for many years that enabled me to be in and observe operations in many stores including several Best Buy stores, the Best Buy employees and managers I knew and observed were consistently knowledgeable and very helpful to customers. There may be the occasional hiccup as there is with any business but I would have no problem recommending them to someone. You may pay a bit more (but not always depending on sales and price matching), but when you do have a problem you have local help.
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Wonder about that also. Usually when a forum member suddenly disappears after being very active, it's not good. Hoping Metron is ok and just needed a break.
I just heard from Metron.. He is ok and says he is swamped with seasonal work but will be back ..just letting people know ..He sends his best "roswells" to all :) :) :)
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I am that I am.
:)
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This quadrant was empty.
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I miss Jackstar, that old fart.
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I miss Jackstar, that old fart.
Can I help you find what you are looking for?
Seems you got lost on the way to the People We Miss thread.
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Dear Bart,
Has anybody told you lately, how brilliant you are?
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Dear Bart,
Has anybody told you lately, how brilliant you are?
Maybe.
I tune it out.
Gotta keep focused.
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Can I help you find what you are looking for?
Seems you got lost on the way to the People We Miss thread.
Damn. Must be the shrooms. :o
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Wonder about that also. Usually when a forum member suddenly disappears after being very active, it's not good. Hoping Metron is ok and just needed a break.
I think, and this is just supposition, so it may not be true. the Metronsexual was in for observations at the asylum. I could be wrong.
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I just heard from Metron.. He is ok and says he is swamped with seasonal work but will be back ..just letting people know ..He sends his best "roswells" to all :) :) :)
Oh is he out picking fruit? Which state?
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Maybe.
I tune it out.
Gotta keep focused.
can i write a script that reports every post with "Bart is brilliant" just to remind you?
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Dear Bart,
Most times when I pull up to a 4 way stop, the only other car on the road will pull up in an opposing lane at exactly the same time. It seems we always motion for each other to go first at the same time.
What should I do?
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can i write a script that reports every post with "Bart is brilliant" just to remind you?
I bet you could!
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Dear Bart,
Most times when I pull up to a 4 way stop, the only other car on the road will pull up in an opposing lane at exactly the same time. It seems we always motion for each other to go first at the same time.
What should I do?
Give the fucker an alpha stare.
He will wave you forward.
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I think, and this is just supposition, so it may not be true. the Metronsexual was in for observations at the asylum. I could be wrong.
If that is the case, then by now the inmate is running the asylum :)
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I am that I am.
:)
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This quadrant was empty.
Welcome back :D (this assumes you actually left)
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Hey Bart,
Why was @yorkshire pud a whiny little bitch and refused to meet me for lunch? Does he really exist? He sent his alleged wife, @Laurakinch to meet me for lunch. She was funny and a real hoot. Plus she bought lunch. What did that limey little twerp ever do to deserve one of our finest California girls?
Respectfully,
GravitySucks
I sincerely hope you recover.. But is it any wonder I didn't grace you with my presence? Really? And it's frankly trite you suppose Laura isn't my wife. Still, not my problem.
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I sincerely hope you recover.. But is it any wonder I didn't grace you with my presence? Really? And it's frankly trite you suppose Laura isn't my wife. Still, not my problem.
I didn’t ask you. I asked Bart.
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If that is the case, then by now the inmate is running the asylum :)
Or, perhaps, Metron is on the outside and THIS is the asylum. :o
Heh, heh. ;) 8)
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Or, perhaps, Metron is on the outside and THIS is the asylum. :o
Heh, heh. ;) 8)
I'm sorry- but your answer must be in the form of a question (for Bart.)
Bart- are we presently the inmates in the asylum while Metron is free in the real world?
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I'm sorry- but your answer must be in the form of a question (for Bart.)
Bart- are we presently the inmates in the asylum while Metron is free in the real world?
Fair enough. I'll keep that in mind. But I wasn't actually asking a question so much as pro-pondering an idea.
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I'm sorry- but your answer must be in the form of a question (for Bart.)
Bart- are we presently the inmates in the asylum while Metron is free in the real world?
I live in an asylum. There are other details, but this is the pertinent one.
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Oh is he out picking fruit? Which state?
I’m cracking up laughing! I’ll owe you another +1 tomorrow.
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can may i write a script that reports every post with "Bart is brilliant" just to remind you?
I bet you could!
i know i can. ive fixed the question.
would i do this is another question. mostly for me lol.
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i know i can. ive fixed the question.
would i do this is another question. mostly for me lol.
As long as it includes a gif of that kid running down the hallway and then turning around when his grandfather growls.
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Dear Bart,
What's the best pizza place you've even eaten Pizza at?
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Dear Bart,
What's the best pizza place you've even eaten Pizza at?
Gusto Italiano in Cannes.
My PIZZA PIZZAZZ recipe comes from them.
#FuckPizzaPunch
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Holy crap...
That must be some strong coffee you're drinking.
She's robo posting!
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Bart, pants or sweats?
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Dear Bart,
Is there any country where the politicians aren't all corrupt?
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Gusto Italiano in Cannes.
My PIZZA PIZZAZZ recipe comes from them.
#FuckPizzaPunch
Bart,
I'm growing, and drying, peppers right now to make my own Pizzazz.
Are you proud of me?
Respectfully,
User 469
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Dear Bart,
I notice some members never post.. I like to hear from many people and different ideas.. Will you please threaten them with the zoo or cuckshack if they never post? Thank you for your consideration in this matter.
As always, Praise BE
TW
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Bart, pants or sweats?
Loungewear.
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Dear Bart,
Is there any country where the politicians aren't all corrupt?
If you ignore them they don't exist.
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Bart,
I'm growing, and drying, peppers right now to make my own Pizzazz.
Are you proud of me?
Respectfully,
User 469
I am erect at the thought.
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Dear Bart,
I notice some members never post.. I like to hear from many people and different ideas.. Will you please threaten them with the zoo or cuckshack if they never post? Thank you for your consideration in this matter.
As always, Praise BE
TW
They may be ad clickers, Toots.
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They may be ad clickers, Toots.
you're absolutely right :) ;) Thanks BE ;)
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Dear Bart,
Did you have a nice day? :)
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Dear Bart,
Is Bigfoot real and if so, have you ever seen one?
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Dear Bart,
Why?
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Dear Bart,
Did you have a nice day? :)
For a normal human?
Yes
By my standards?
Average.
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Dear Bart,
Is Bigfoot real and if so, have you ever seen one?
Bigfoot is not real and I have seen 3.
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Dear Bart,
Why?
Simple.
3 cans of tuna got lost on the way home.
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Dear Bart,
Who is better? Someone who has achieved Elluminati status, or someone who has clicked on 100 ads?
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Dear Bart,
Who is better? Someone who has achieved Elluminati status, or someone who has clicked on 100 ads?
Depends how quickly they reached 100.
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For a normal human?
Yes
By my standards?
Average.
I hope things keep looking up.
On a busy day, what is your morning beverage? I drink water, decaf, half caff and tea.
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Hi Bart,
Are WiH and brig on the outs?
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Dear Bart,
Where have humans come from?
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Dear Bart,
Where have humans come from?
The Imagination. ;)
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Hi Bart,
Are WiH and brig on the outs?
She sent him beaver shots in her best Mrs Robinson impersonation and he was confused as to why she sent him pictures of a roast beef sandwich caked in cat hair. Once he figured it out he changed his name to HeinerinWand.
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Dear Bart,
Where have humans come from?
It all starts with a cumshot into a vagina.
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She sent him beaver shots in her best Mrs Robinson impersonation and he was confused as to why she sent him pictures of a roast beef sandwich caked in cat hair. Once he figured it out he changed his name to HeinerinWand.
Yep. The old furry beaver causes the weiner to retract syndrome. Classic.
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Are you MV ?
Metron your mom ?
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Are you MV ?
Metron your mom ?
Yes.
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Yes.
:o
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:o
Anyone retarded enough to think so could never be swayed by reality.
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Anyone retarded enough to think so could never be swayed by reality.
Reality is in the eyes of the beholder. ;) ;D
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Dear Bart,
Do you know how Brig is? I hardly see her post.. I hope she is ok.. thank you, praise BE
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Dear Bart,
Do you know how Brig is?
She has found a YouTube channel where they pull the wings off butterflies and has been enjoying it with her morning coffee.
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She has found a YouTube channel where they pull the wings off butterflies and has been enjoying it with her morning coffee.
oh my... :o thanks for your speedy response as always... :) ;) ;) yours truly, TW :)
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Dear Bart,
Regular, Super or Premium Unleaded gas?
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Dear Bart,
Regular, Super or Premium Unleaded gas?
Gas?
In a car?
What is this, 1950?
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Reality is in the eyes of the beholder. ;) ;D
Is that a parrot or a naked woman? ;)
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Is that a parrot or a naked woman? ;)
https://www.boredpanda.com/amazing-animal-body-art
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Is that a parrot or a naked woman? ;)
I think it's a naked dude. Been a long time since I've used this avatar. ;D
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https://www.boredpanda.com/amazing-animal-body-art
Speaking of body art, check out my Tattoo Thread.
http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=212.0
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Dear Bart,
The guys at work and I eat lunch with a large, southern baptist, black woman. On occasion, we'll push her buttons just to watch her flip out.
It's a hoot and lunch just flies by when she goes off as we are all laughing so hard. Is it wrong to trigger someone like that?
Case in point: today this "front hole' article (https://www.rt.com/usa/436686-front-hole-vagina-health/) was brought up.
Apparently, there are those that think the word 'Vagina' is hateful and should be replaced by the more inclusive term 'Front Hole'. This resulted in a
rather hilarious rant along the lines of "If someone tells me that I have a 'Front Hole', I'll bust their mother f'ing ass"
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Is it wrong to trigger someone like that?
We need bullying.
It's what makes people want to invent something amazing so they can stick it in the faces of those who wronged them.
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We need bullying.
It's what makes people want to invent something amazing so they can stick it in the faces of those who wronged them.
Cool.
She does have a boatload of patents so we'll have to ramp things up.
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Dear Bart,
Why did they put a silent "P" in front of words like psychiatrist, psychic, pterodactyl etc.?
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Dear Bart,
Why did they put a silent "P" in front of words like psychiatrist, psychic, pterodactyl etc.?
THOSE ARE SILENT?
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THOSE ARE SILENT?
Coffee spewed.... well played sir... well played.
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We need bullying.
It's what makes people want to invent something amazing so they can stick it in the faces of those who wronged them.
Well, when ya put it that way, could be fun for all. ;D
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She sent him beaver shots in her best Mrs Robinson impersonation and he was confused as to why she sent him pictures of a roast beef sandwich caked in cat hair. Once he figured it out he changed his name to HeinerinWand.
Bwahahhaahhaaha. ;D ;D ;D ;D
karma stick go boom
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Dear Bart,
What came first, the egg or the chicken?
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Dear Bart,
What came first, the egg or the chicken?
There is only one answer to this.
Two adult chickens.
One male.
You guessed it, one female.
Babies can't raise themselves.
Same with humans.
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There is only one answer to this.
Two adult chickens.
One male.
You guessed it, one female.
Babies can't raise themselves.
Same with humans.
Sea turtles raise themselves. So do many species of fish, like the grunion. Expand your research, Sir Bart. You'll find more. ;) ;D
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Sea turtles raise themselves. So do many species of fish, like the grunion. Expand your research, Sir Bart. You'll find more. ;) ;D
Show me a human baby that feeds itself from birth.
I can expand my research to the size of that Shithead FUPA and a human baby will still not feed itself from birth.
What is wrong with your brain?
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Show me a human baby that feeds itself from birth.
I can expand my research to the size of that Shithead FUPA and a human baby will still not feed itself from birth.
What is wrong with your brain?
What's wrong with YOUR brain? Re-read your own post. You did not specify any species of babies.
Human babies need caring for, obviously.
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Dear Bart,
I have ONLY 44 posts to go to Elluminati.. Can you give me some ideas of what to post? My mind is very blank and I can't think straight .. Your help is greatly appreciated..
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Thanks so much... Praise BE
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I'll settle this. You're both wrong. There now, doesn't everyone feel better?
The first chicken was from an egg that came from two loving parents that were almost, but not quite, chickens.
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Dear Bart,
I have ONLY 44 posts to go to Elluminati.. Can you give me some ideas of what to post? My mind is very blank and I can't think straight .. Your help is greatly appreciated..
Poetry about me, Bart Ell.
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I'll settle this. You're both wrong. There now, doesn't everyone feel better?
The first chicken was from an egg that came from two loving parents that were almost, but not quite, chickens.
That is Satan talk.
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Dear Bart,
What came first, the egg or the chicken?
The rooster.
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That is Satan talk.
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That is Satan talk.
I'm sure the almost-chickens were married first.
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I'm sure the almost-chickens were married first.
The almost chickens were still dinosaurs and had been laying eggs for millennia.
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The almost chickens were still dinosaurs and had been laying eggs for millennia.
Ha! The HELL you say.
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The rooster.
I think we can agree here...unless he was a gentleman mate...
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Poetry about me, Bart Ell.
:) :) ;) more to come :o
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The almost chickens were still dinosaurs and had been laying eggs for millennia.
Note to self: Do not accept any egg based dishes from Gravity.
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Dear Bart,
I have ONLY 44 posts to go to Elluminati.. Can you give me some ideas of what to post? My mind is very blank and I can't think straight .. Your help is greatly appreciated..
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Thanks so much... Praise BE
@tootsie_wootsy Start a forum argument with the Ell clan. You'll be at Elluminati before tune time.
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@tootsie_wootsy Start a forum argument with the Ell clan. You'll be at Elluminati before tune time.
oh no, not me .. i don't like to argue.. besides I love Bart Ell. :-* I'll have to find another way :)
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oh no, not me .. i don't like to argue.. besides I love Bart Ell. :-* I'll have to find another way :)
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LOL i probably do need to go there :) :) 8)
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Gas?
In a car?
What is this, 1950?
Certainly not the early 1900's...
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LOL i probably do need to go there :) :) 8)
You're in a much better league than that!
Have you showcased cats 'n cucumbers lately?
Are there any good images along the lines of cosmic cats?
Oh! You could START Cosmic Cats With Cucumbers!
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Dear Bart, How much lead time do we and the Cuckshackers get before CuckComms?
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Show me a human baby that feeds itself from birth.
praise for the "BART". You may asked anything and get an answer from the BART.
Thank you.
ps/ baby fishes do not need a parent.
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praise for the "BART". You may asked anything and get an answer from the BART.
Thank you.
ps/ baby fishes do not need a parent.
I already told him about the fish. He didn't want to hear it. ::)
PRAISE BE ;D
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praise for the "BART". You may asked anything and get an answer from the BART.
Thank you.
ps/ baby fishes do not need a parent.
They don't need to they spend their life in schools. hahahhahahahahaha whew...that was a good one.
I'll show myself out.
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They don't need to they spend their life in schools. hahahhahahahahaha whew...that was a good one.
I'll show myself out.
;D ;D ;D
+1 Praise.
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Bart, you have a snake or any other exotic pets?
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Bart, you have a snake or any other exotic pets?
Snake. Sssssssssss. You KNOW he has one...
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Snake. Sssssssssss. You KNOW he has one...
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Bart, you have a snake or any other exotic pets?
I do have a snake.
Thankfully I have not used it in years thanks to the magical TubShroom!
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Poetry about me, Bart Ell.
only a few more posts to elluminatti :) :) :) ;)visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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:-* :-* :) ;)
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only a few more posts to elluminatti :) :) :) ;)[img width=700
Wait until you see what comes after Elluminati, you will want that even more!
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Wait until you see what comes after Elluminati, you will want that even more!
i bet i will :) :) :) ;)
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Wait until you see what comes after Elluminati, you will want that even more!
Elllegacy?
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Elllegacy?
I had to go check.
Nope!
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I had to go check.
Nope!
Good, because there can be only one Elllegacy...
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They don't need to they spend their life in schools. hahahhahahahahaha whew...that was a good one.
I'll show myself out.
love it. You got on the fish no parent thing.
+praise.
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Bart, can you do away with this "daylight vs standard" time thang? it seems the people are confused about it.
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Bart,
Does the forum get laggy for anyone else? It sometimes lags severely for me. I think it needs more cowbell.
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Bart, can you do away with this "daylight vs standard" time thang? it seems the people are confused about it.
It is probably easier to just get rid of people.
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Bart,
Does the forum get laggy for anyone else? It sometimes lags severely for me. I think it needs more cowbell.
You are asking me to answer for everyone else?
I CAN DO THAT!
This is the fastest site on the internet.
They can't make a faster site.
It's really fast.
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You are asking me to answer for everyone else?
I CAN DO THAT!
This is the fastest site on the internet.
They can't make a faster site.
It's really fast.
Then somebody on your staff is watching porn. A lot of porn.
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You are asking me to answer for everyone else?
I CAN DO THAT!
This is the fastest site on the internet.
They can't make a faster site.
It's really fast.
I have the worst tablet in the whole world, but even so, this website runs better than any other. Never a problem.
Did the poster mean lag in content? If so, we'll all have to get busy. Maybe there should be a quota of one post per week, with temporary punishment for offenders.
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I do have a snake.
Thankfully I have not used it in years thanks to the magical TubShroom!
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Amazing.
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I have the worst tablet in the whole world, but even so, this website runs better than any other. Never a problem.
Did the poster mean lag in content? If so, we'll all have to get busy. Maybe there should be a quota of one post per week, with temporary punishment for offenders.
What would be the punishment? I meant this site slows down at certain times, roughly around 9pm ET. After about an hour, it picks back up. It could be my internet provider so I'm not sure.
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I do have a snake.
Thankfully I have not used it in years thanks to the magical TubShroom!
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I actually have this! It does work, gross to clean.
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Bart can you add a daily horoscope feature?
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Bart,
I'd like the search feature to go back to the inception.
I'd like to check other phrases I think I've coined. Heatherpathic, Heatherites, etc.
Trying to claim my legacy 😀
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Bart,
I'd like the search feature to go back to the inception.
I'd like to check other phrases I think I've coined. Heatherpathic, Heatherites, etc.
Trying to claim my legacy 😀
Heathermyalgiaâ„¢ï¸ is mine
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What would be the punishment? I meant this site slows down at certain times, roughly around 9pm ET. After about an hour, it picks back up. It could be my internet provider so I'm not sure.
That could be. Love your imaging thread!!! A punishment could be -5 karma or a Friday morning in the CuckooShack :).
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I actually have this! It does work, gross to clean.
If they redesigned it so the top or bottom screws off, cleaning woulfd be a lot easier.
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If they redesigned it so the top or bottom screws off, cleaning woulfd be a lot easier.
It's easier to just not bathe. You should try it sometime
P.S. on the issue of shooting fish in a barrel...its really easy to do, the hard part is catching them so you can put them in there
P.S.S. i smited you for suggesting punishment for lack of participation
P.S.S.S. not really
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Bart can you add a daily horoscope feature?
Probably.
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Bart,
I'd like the search feature to go back to the inception.
I'd like to check other phrases I think I've coined. Heatherpathic, Heatherites, etc.
Trying to claim my legacy 😀
Phrase dropping is as bad as name dropping, Sean.
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That could be. Love your imaging thread!!! A punishment could be -5 karma or a Friday morning in the CuckooShack :).
Speaking of images, stop fucking reporting the ones with titties.
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Phrase dropping is as bad as name dropping, Sean.
and nutsack dropping?
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Oh almighty Barthur,
I frequently think about how many people are not only in the same area as I am, such as @TigerLily, there are a couple of folks here but also have ties to the San Diego area such as @Username and @Moosie. Although we do have the unwritten no fraternization rule in place, maybe a map would be in order.
Yes, it would be more of a curiosity piece...
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and nutsack dropping?
Happens to the best of us.
Didn't happen to the kid who lived a couple of houses down from me when I was a kid.
We called him NoBalls Tony.
Sometimes Tony NoBalls.
I don't remember why we knew this about him.
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Speaking of images, stop fucking reporting the ones with titties.
There are posts with titties?
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Oh almighty Barthur,
I frequently think about how many people are not only in the same area as I am, such as @TigerLily, there are a couple of folks here but also have ties to the San Diego area such as @Username and @Moosie. Although we do have the unwritten no fraternization rule in place, maybe a map would be in order.
Yes, it would be more of a curiosity piece...
I am working on it.
Click on a username and get the street view of where they live.
I have a feeling it will be a very popular feature!
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There are posts with titties?
I didn't say nude titties.
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I am working on it.
Click on a username and get the street view of where they live.
I have a feeling it will be a very popular feature!
Heat maps and ZIP code pins would be cool.
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Heat maps and ZIP code pins would be cool.
Live Falkiecams in every bedroom!
I will make a fortune on the dark web!
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I actually have this! It does work, gross to clean.
Agreed. I found using paper towels- one square to hold it and another to wipe it off works best to minimize gross out. Also helps to periodically spray shroom with clorox cleanup to de-scum. Yes I am OCD.
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Agreed. I found using paper towels- one square to hold it and another to wipe it off works best to minimize gross out. Also helps to periodically spray shroom with clorox cleanup to de-scum. Yes I am OCD.
Thanks for the tip! +1.
I have found that this device is too small for my shower drains. I wish they made a bigger diameter one.
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Thanks for the tip! +1.
I have found that this device is too small for my shower drains. I wish they made a bigger diameter one.
These work for a flat drain in shower stall. Use gorilla waterproof tape on each edge to keep from lifting and allowing hair to escape, and rubber mat with hole in middle to cover edges.
https://www.amazon.com/EXCEL-LEADER-Protector-Hexagonal-Starfish-Strainer/dp/B075QL5MG6/ref=asc_df_B075QL5MG6/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=216766339349&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5042722481412494291&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032532&hvtargid=pla-445887851677&psc=1
https://www.amazon.com/Shower-Mat-Vive-Suction-Resistant/dp/B011IZHDW8/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1535560264&sr=8-1&keywords=Shower+Mat+by+Vive+-+Square+Bath+Mats+with+Drain+Hole+-+Non+Slip+Suction+Cup+Pad+for+Shower+Stalls+%26+Floors+-+Mold+%26+Mildew+Resistant+22%22+x+22%22+%281-Pack%29++by+VIVE
Sorry, Bart, didn't mean to turn your thread into Laura's helpful household hints.
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Agreed. I found using paper towels- one square to hold it and another to wipe it off works best to minimize gross out. Also helps to periodically spray shroom with clorox cleanup to de-scum. Yes I am OCD.
I have this over my drain now after battling a clog.
https://www.amazon.com/TXM-Bathroom-Strainer-Hexagonal-Starfish/dp/B078W7L4F4/ref=sr_1_22?ie=UTF8&qid=1535560482&sr=8-22&keywords=shower+hair+drain+catcher
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Oh almighty Barthur,
I frequently think about how many people are not only in the same area as I am, such as @TigerLily, there are a couple of folks here but also have ties to the San Diego area such as @Username and @Moosie. Although we do have the unwritten no fraternization rule in place, maybe a map would be in order.
Yes, it would be more of a curiosity piece...
Curiouser and curiouser. You could have gone straight to me without bothering our Dear Leader, whose head lies heavy with his awesome duties and responsibilities. And done the typical a/s/l. I might not have thought you were an a/s/s Here's a hint to start the Tiger hunt. I live central coastal. Please don't dox me. I feel free to play here because I have complete anonymity. Don't cage the Tiger. Just admire her from afar ;)
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Agreed. I found using paper towels- one square to hold it and another to wipe it off works best to minimize gross out. Also helps to periodically spray shroom with clorox cleanup to de-scum. Yes I am OCD.
When I initially read this, I thought you were referring to YP. Imagine my relief when I deduced the real subject. Although, YP might enjoy it
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When I initially read this, I thought you were referring to YP. Imagine my relief when I deduced the real subject. Although, YP might enjoy it
OMG TL you just made this post insanely dirty! Plus 1 karma for you! LOL
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OMG TL you just made this post insanely dirty! Plus 1 karma for you! LOL
🐯 thanks darlin'. I always hope to entertain at least one person a day. This being you today is a bonus
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😺 thanks darlin'. I always hope to entertain at least one person a day. This being you today is a bonus
Should I make popcorn?
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Should I make popcorn?
I told you we should have invited her to our wedding
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I told you we should have invited her to our wedding
What?!!!! That actually happened? Dammit. I know why, it's GS and his aversion to my fish laser beam tattoo. >:(
Well I hope marriage is treating you both well. Don't forget the dark side is always recruiting. LOL :P ;D
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These work for a flat drain in shower stall. Use gorilla waterproof tape on each edge to keep from lifting and allowing hair to escape, and rubber mat with hole in middle to cover edges.
https://www.amazon.com/EXCEL-LEADER-Protector-Hexagonal-Starfish-Strainer/dp/B075QL5MG6/ref=asc_df_B075QL5MG6/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=216766339349&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5042722481412494291&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032532&hvtargid=pla-445887851677&psc=1
https://www.amazon.com/Shower-Mat-Vive-Suction-Resistant/dp/B011IZHDW8/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1535560264&sr=8-1&keywords=Shower+Mat+by+Vive+-+Square+Bath+Mats+with+Drain+Hole+-+Non+Slip+Suction+Cup+Pad+for+Shower+Stalls+%26+Floors+-+Mold+%26+Mildew+Resistant+22%22+x+22%22+%281-Pack%29++by+VIVE
Sorry, Bart, didn't mean to turn your thread into Laura's helpful household hints.
Very good tip...Thank you!
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Should I make popcorn?
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I told you we should have invited her to our wedding
Only after you made scratch through Kaytee Sackhoff
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What?!!!! That actually happened? Dammit. I know why, it's GS and his aversion to my fish laser beam tattoo. >:(
Well I hope marriage is treating you both well. Don't forget the dark side is always recruiting. LOL :P ;D
No the wedding has been postponed. Grav has cold feet
Besides I found out having multiple husbands is illegal. But multiple fiancés is a-ok. And fun!
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What?!!!! That actually happened? Dammit. I know why, it's GS and his aversion to my fish laser beam tattoo. >:(
Well I hope marriage is treating you both well. Don't forget the dark side is always recruiting. LOL :P ;D
I still think there is money to be made with that tattoo. Look how many views that dorky kid with the star wars lightsaber had once someone added in the special effects.
You could be a star!!!
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No the wedding has been postponed. Grav has cold feet
Well I hear that happens sometimes but he is missing out IMO.
Since this is ask Bart, I should pose a question.
Bart how do you feel about marriage?
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I still think there is money to be made with that tattoo. Look how many views that dorky kid with the star wars lightsaber had once someone added in the special effects.
You could be a star!!!
Perhaps your right but I was thinking...nevermind...this thread has been dirty enough this afternoon. :P
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What?!!!! That actually happened? Dammit. I know why, it's GS and his aversion to my fish laser beam tattoo. >:(
Well I hope marriage is treating you both well. Don't forget the dark side is always recruiting. LOL :P ;D
oooh behave.
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Curiouser and curiouser. You could have gone straight to me without bothering our Dear Leader, whose head lies heavy with his awesome duties and responsibilities. And done the typical a/s/l. I might not have thought you were an a/s/s Here's a hint to start the Tiger hunt. I live central coastal. Please don't dox me. I feel free to play here because I have complete anonymity. Don't cage the Tiger. Just admire her from afar ;)
Never wanted to dox you... It is a curiosity though. Especially to see where these pockets of interest are. I've seen the posts naming Michigan as a hotspot too @ponyboysunset could attest to that.
It would also be interesting to see how many Pahrump IPs are showing up on the map... 😀
A simple heatmap would do. Nothing accurate, no way to accidentally dox anybody.
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Never wanted to dox you... It is a curiosity though. Especially to see where these pockets of interest are. I've seen the posts naming Michigan as a hotspot too @ponyboysunset could attest to that.
It would also be interesting to see how many Pahrump IPs are showing up on the map... 😀
A simple heatmap would do. Nothing accurate, no way to accidentally dox anybody.
A hotspot for what, where people live? I have known of two other posters over the years who lived in Michigan and one who used to. Yes please don't doxx me. The only people I want doxxing me are hot, older ladies to which I shall and have given my information freely ;)
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Happens to the best of us.
Didn't happen to the kid who lived a couple of houses down from me when I was a kid.
We called him NoBalls Tony.
Sometimes Tony NoBalls.
I don't remember why we knew this about him.
No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.
I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA 93534
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No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.
I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA 93534
How much are the tastings and do we get to keep the glass?
Anyway, full disclosure my address is:
6969 Middlebelt Rd.
Garden City, MI
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No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.
I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA 93534
Do you carpool with damon?
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No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.
I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA 93534
Smart ass ;)
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No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.
I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA 93534
@Moosie how much gas did the dentist give you!
Edit: Ha Ha! +1
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@Moosie how much gas did the dentist give you!
Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Great minds think alike.
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A hotspot for what, where people live? I have known of two other posters over the years who lived in Michigan and one who used to. Yes please don't doxx me. The only people I want doxxing me are hot, older ladies to which I shall and have given my information freely ;)
Hahaha, we have the same interests in women! 😂
I used to use a heat map to track how my company's promotions were working. Everything from views to clicks to emails to calls to actual purchases were all on a heat map. It would help me determine which artists were promoting the product well or representing it well on stage. What I'm asking for is not even a way to dox anybody.
Attached is a heat map of places that like rock music and oldies, for example.
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Doxxing should not even be part of this conversation. I still have school-age kids and I have had incidents with people on my premises that I may have possibly overreacted to in the past.
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Hahaha, we have the same interests in women! 😂
I used to use a heat map to track how my company's promotions were working. Everything from views to clicks two emails to calls two actual purchases were all on a heat map. It would help me determine which artists were promoting the product well or representing it well on stage. What I'm asking for is not even a way to dox anybody.
Attached is a heat map of places that like rock music and oldies, for example.
https://mymodernmet.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/archive/fB8FbS7sVkhllCe8IYQ4_1065303686.jpeg
Doxxing should not even be part of this conversation. I still have school-age kids and I have had incidents with people on my premises that I may have possibly overreacted to in the past.
Well you all know I am close to Detroit, for the sake of this argument let us say that. Although my legal address isn't where I live. LOL.
Edited to high five Sean and his taste in women!
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Well you all know I am close to Detroit, for the sake of this argument let us say that. Although my legal address isn't where I live. LOL.
Edited to high five Sean and his taste in women!
Besides you PBS ( and myself), I’m surprised to see so many others alluding to their residence being around the big D area!
Howdy SE Michigan folks. 👍🏻 👋🏻
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Besides you PBS ( and myself), I’m surprised to see so many others alluding to their residence being around the big D area!
Howdy SE Michigan folks. 👍🏻 👋🏻
It's interesting for sure. So far I count four of us now. I think Sean is right, we should do a map. Might be fun.
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Besides you PBS ( and myself), I’m surprised to see so many others alluding to their residence being around the big D area!
Howdy SE Michigan folks. 👍🏻 👋🏻
Well, let's think about it, there were a lot of mechanically minded people, whether on the production or design end of things in that area for many years... Just like Southern California.
Anybody remember my awful call to MITD that seems to have put Dave off listener calls forever? I brought it up that the guy was born in an area where a lot of military contractors were... I wish I remembered the guests name, sorry.
Edited to high five Sean and his taste in women!
TY!
It's kind of sad to think of but some of my earliest girlfriends, who were 20 to 25 years older than I was, are in their 70s now. Let's just say I married somebody younger than I am and have regretted it often.
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How much are the tastings and do we get to keep the glass?
Anyway, full disclosure my address is:
6969 Middlebelt Rd.
Garden City, MI
I don’t know you’d have to check their website, sorry. It will surprise no one that I’m a member. Members get free samples monthly. It’s a cute place to buy a cheese and meat platter and split a bottle at the gazebo. I highly recommend it.
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Attached is a heat map of places that like rock music and oldies, for example.
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If that map is accurate, I need to move. Yet, we have three rock and oldies stations with anemic playlists that play VH "Panama" 9 times a week...and almost no 1960's songs. Maybe I should offer myself to these stations as a consultant, heh heh heh.
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Besides you PBS ( and myself), I’m surprised to see so many others alluding to their residence being around the big D area!
Howdy SE Michigan folks. 👍🏻 👋🏻
Which one of you ended up with the sex doll @Walks_At_Night had to leave on the porch?
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@Moosie how much gas did the dentist give you!
Edit: Ha Ha! +1
Obviously not enough I’m vertical again! Sevoflurane FTW
Do you carpool with damon?
I prefer to carpool with demons, they do voices and usually carry fireball liquor.
Sorry, seriously, I don’t know who damon is.
Smart ass ;)
You carry a pretty smart ass yourself my dear
Well, let's think about it, there were a lot of mechanically minded people, whether on the production or design end of things in that area for many years... Just like Southern California
I have a dog who sees a neurologist in San Diego (Sorrento Valley area ). I’m usually up for a glass of wine. If anyone wants to meet up
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No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.
I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA 93534
Do you need a garment steamer?
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Which one of you ended up with the sex doll @Walks_At_Night had to leave on the porch?
They say it still walks the streets of Detroit at night, seeking its revenge.
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They say it still walks the streets of Detroit at night, seeking its revenge.
Oh shit, a Chuckie kind of movie but with a sex doll that eats men. Fucking box office platinum. Five me a 0.1% cut and credit for "inspired by."
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Do you need a garment steamer?
I’m a moose. The Mormons don’t let me wear garments. Thank you for your offer, if it was an offer, moose are suspicious creatures. ;D ;D 8)
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You carry a pretty smart ass yourself my dear
I’m usually up for a glass of wine. If anyone wants to meet up
You would know ;) :P
Oh curse living on the east coast. Lol. And then there’s the pool. Seriously you guys need to hit the after party. Lol.
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Seriously though, a heat map or Revolver Maps kind of thing would be interesting. Especially if there was a way to sort on those that actually post vs. lurkers.
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Seriously though, a heat map or Revolver Maps kind of thing would be interesting. Especially if there was a way to sort on those that actually post vs. lurkers.
Then Barthur's location, DH's and a few others would look like nuclear bombs going off 😁
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You would know ;) :P
Oh curse living on the east coast. Lol. And then there’s the pool. Seriously you guys need to hit the after party. Lol.
You are in fucking Detroit. You don’t get to act like you have beach front property.
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You are in fucking Detroit. You don’t get to act like you have beach front property.
At least she is in the area that's fucking
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At least she is in the area that fucks
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You are in fucking Detroit. You don’t get to act like you have beach front property.
No no Moosie has a pool in Cali. Not me sir.
You would know if you listened to the after show.
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At least she is in the area that fucks
Lmao I heart you Tiger! :-*
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At least she is in the area that fucks
Their water system (managed by Democrats) is fucked. Red wave? People are getting woke.
Sorry TL, I know you're probably offended 😀
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/reported
I cleaned it up a bit. Better?
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No no Moosie has a pool in Cali. Not me sir.
You would know if you listened to the after show.
You are the one that said you lived on the East Coast.
1. The west coast of the Detroit River is NOT the east coast.
2. See number 1.
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I cleaned it up a bit. Better?
Remember what Bart says about reporting... I don't but...
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Remember what Bart says about reporting... I don't but...
He said to quit reporting titties. He said nothing about not reporting fucks.
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Their water system (managed by Democrats) is fucked. Red wave? People are getting worked.
Sorry TL, I know you're probably offended 😀
Yes. I'm always offended by lies. Don't get me politicking. I always get smote and I currently have a nice karma to post ratio. I want to honor all the kind Ellsters who have found me worthy of praising and don't want to monkey it up
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Lmao I heart you Tiger! :-*
:-*
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You are the one that said you lived on the East Coast.
1. The west coast of the Detroit River is NOT the east coast.
2. See number 1.
Omg so I have to do this in crayons. She lives in Cali I live in Michigan.
:P
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Omg so I have to do this in crayons. She lives in Cali I live in Michigan.
:P
Own it
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Own it
Detroit can be midwest when they get out of the eastern timezone.
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Yes. I'm always offended by lies. Don't get me politicking. I always get smote and I currently have a nice karma to post ratio. I want to honor all the kind Ellsters who have found me worthy of praising by not monkeying it up
Proof that there's a special kind of stupid in the political world. His competition will be his own worst enemy though.
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Own it
What? Oklahoma is not the Midwest?
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What? Oklahoma is not the Midwest?
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Detroit can be midwest when they get out of the eastern timezone.
Dear Bart,
How long before Newfoundland becomes Oldfoundland?
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Dear Bart,
How long before Newfoundland becomes Oldfoundland?
When they find someplace newer.
It's like being World Series or Stanley Cup champs.
You have the title until there is a new one.
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You would know ;) :P
Oh curse living on the east coast. Lol. And then there’s the pool. Seriously you guys need to hit the after party. Lol.
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I heard southwest is having a fare sale. They fly into both Detroit and John Wayne airport.
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I heard southwest is having a fare sale. They fly into both Detroit and John Wayne airport.
SNA is equidistant between Sean and I. We’ll flip for her
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I’m in. Nice song choice. ;)
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SNA is equidistant between Sean and I. We’ll flip for her
If she changes planes in Midway have her grab you an Italian Beef sandwich with sweet and hot peppers from the place called Gold Coast Dogs. Or splurge and go for the Italian Beef/Italian sausage combo.
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SNA is equidistant between Sean and I. We’ll flip for her
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SNA is equidistant between Sean and I. We’ll flip for her
Is flipping code for fu .. nm
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Is flipping code for fu .. nm
Fun fun fun in the California sun?
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Where have all the Bellgabbers gone?
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Fun fun fun in the California sun?
That's it
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Where have all the Bellgabbers gone?
To the 4chan knockoff site Falkie started.
4chin.
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Where have all the Bellgabbers gone?
In Politics. Hurry back there. They miss you
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SNA is equidistant between Sean and I. We’ll flip for her
I guessed that you were a bit higher desert. More like Apple Valley/Victorville.
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To the 4chan knockoff site Falkie started.
4chin.
Upper right cor... Nevermind.
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SNA is equidistant between Sean and I. We’ll flip for her
Video of the actual flipping event might, just might, get the three of you in the ellgab hall of fame.
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Which one of you ended up with the sex doll @Walks_At_Night had to leave on the porch?
There are some questions that one really does not want to know the answer to......................
May have to ask Bart on how he would have handled that particular issue.
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Bart, you have inspired me to leave behind at work a legacy.
I have been busy the last few months diligently working on my legacy.
Bart, I would like to retire from work, do you think my legacy is large enough?
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Bart, you have inspired me to leave behind at work a legacy.
I have been busy the last few months diligently working on my legacy.
Bart, I would like to retire from work, do you think my legacy is large enough?
Looks like you're going to go bowling with it. ;D
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Looks like you're going to go bowling with it. ;D
Bowling with it? I bet he can't even zip up his pants.
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You are in fucking Detroit. You don’t get to act like you have beach front property.
There is a rather nice beach inside the city limits of Detroit. Just saying...............
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There is a rather nice beach inside the city limits of Detroit. Just saying...............
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I don't like that kid (bottom left in the red shorts) thinks he's sooo cool.
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Bowling with it? I bet he can't even zip up his pants.
Let me clarify @WhiteCrow , I wasn't inferring you couldn't zip pants. I was trying to make a joke about you couldn't zip up your pants with a testicle of that size. Crappie joke, sorry.
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It's easier to just not bathe. You should try it sometime
P.S. on the issue of shooting fish in a barrel...its really easy to do, the hard part is catching them so you can put them in there
P.S.S. i smited you for suggesting punishment for lack of participation
P.S.S.S. not really
Your psssssing all over. Puhlease keep it in the bucket!
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I don't like that kid (bottom left in the red shorts) thinks he's sooo cool.
Try enlarging it. He's a toddler. Peer rivalry?
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There is a rather nice beach inside the city limits of Detroit. Just saying...............
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Thank you for having my back! I appreciate it! :)
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Is flipping code for fu .. nm
Yeah....wtf did I miss yesterday? People are flipping for me? Don't I get a say? Apparently not. :o ;)
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There is a rather nice beach inside the city limits of Detroit. Just saying...............
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Bart, does everyone in this pic have matching towels? also is there a rock lobster involved?
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Bart, does everyone in this pic have matching towels? also is there a rock lobster involved?
It's possible.
It is even more possible that each of them got some form of cancer from that water.
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It's possible.
It is even more possible that each of them got some form of cancer from that water.
Severe e-coli infections are also very likely.
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Bowling with it? I bet he can't even zip up his pants.
;D ;D ;D ;)
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Has George Noory joined covertly? Do you think he ever would? Other than Twitter, there is no reliable way to send electronic images to him on Coast. Maybe he reads the Coast with George Noory thread.
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Has George Noory joined covertly? Do you think he ever would? Other than Twitter, there is no reliable way to send electronic images to him on Coast. Maybe he reads the Coast with George Noory thread.
I thought George had been here since Bart saved our community. I thought he said something nice about Dave. Why isn't it here on EllGab?
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I thought George had been here since Bart saved our community. I thought he said something nice about Dave. Why isn't it here on EllGab?
Dave started in May.
We started in July.
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I thought George had been here since Bart saved our community. I thought he said something nice about Dave. Why isn't it here on EllGab?
He popped onto BellGab a couple of times after Art’s death.
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I guessed that you were a bit higher desert. More like Apple Valley/Victorville.
I'm in Lancaster on the upwind to PMD and the downwind from EDW.
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Video of the actual flipping event might, just might, get the three of you in the ellgab hall of fame.
Flip a coin to see who picks her up! LOL all you guys (and girls) with minds in the gutter. I like that.
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Thank you for having my back! I appreciate it! :)
@ponyboysunset You bet! ;)
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He popped onto BellGab a couple of times after Art’s death.
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Severe e-coli infections are also very likely.
Exactly. Belle Isle is Up River from Zug Island and the Rouge. Anything Down River from them and hoo boy - there are
worse things than infections.
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Your psssssing all over. Puhlease keep it in the bucket!
Okay then, from now on I'll p.p.s. but that hardly seems to change things lol
Hope all is well
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Okay then, from now on I'll p.p.s. but that hardly seems to change things lol
Hope all is well
Not too bad. You too!
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Dear Bart,
How do i deal with a mean nasty person here? I don't like to argue.. Thank you for your help and advice in this matter.. :) :) ;)
Praise be And Praise BE
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Let me clarify @WhiteCrow , I wasn't inferring you couldn't zip pants. I was trying to make a joke about you couldn't zip up your pants with a testicle of that size. Crappie joke, sorry.
I didn't take any offense.
Zipping up my pants isn't a problem now, since I was "forgetting" to do it, I switched to wearing sweatpants with suspenders.
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I do I make the pictures I post appear bigger?
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I do I make the pictures I post appear bigger?
you sure are a handsome dude.. i would love to see bigger pics of you ;) did you try an image hosting site?
https://www.lifewire.com/free-image-hosting-sites-3486329
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Dear Bart,
How do i deal with a mean nasty person here? I don't like to argue.. Thank you for your help and advice in this matter.. :) :) ;)
Praise be And Praise BE
Let me know who those mean nasty ones are Tootsiei.
I'll politely ask them to stop.
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Dear Bart,
How do i deal with a mean nasty person here? I don't like to argue.. Thank you for your help and advice in this matter.. :) :) ;)
Praise be And Praise BE
Put them on your ignore list.
Profile -> Forum Profile -> Modify Profile -> Buddies/Ignore List
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Put them on your ignore list.
Profile -> Forum Profile -> Modify Profile -> Buddies/Ignore List
thank you i will :) :) Praise and love, Bart Ell :) ;) :-* :-*
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Let me know who those mean nasty ones are Tootsiei.
I'll politely ask them to stop.
thanks so much.. I am putting them on my ignore list... :) :) :-*
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I do I make the pictures I post appear bigger?
Hit (Insert Attachment)
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Hit (Insert Attachment)
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oh wowee.. :) :) :-*
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I do I make the pictures I post appear bigger?
You sure that was the correct image? I would have thought it was this one you wanted to post................
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Bart,
Is there a particular Android browser (or app) that works well with this forum? There's functionality and display crap that I'm tired of dealing with using Chrome Nougat.
Praise BE
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Bart,
Is there a particular Android browser (or app) that works well with this forum? There's functionality and display crap that I'm tired of dealing with using Chrome Nougat.
Praise BE
They were working on a better responsive mobile theme last week.
I tested it and thought it was complete shit.
There is a pay theme that they are getting a demo of to test next
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Is the Cuckshack open?
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Is the Cuckshack open?
Can't be assed to open it.
Maybe next Friday.
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Can't be assed to open it.
Maybe next Friday.
We wait.
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Fearless leader,
I would like to nominate Children International as a future recipient of your generosity. I have sponsored a child in Colombia and a child in India, both who have aged out of the program. It was very rewarding getting several letters per year from each of them over about a 12-13 year span. I found out about this organization because C2C ran a campaign shortly after George Noory took over for Art.
https://www.children.org/
Thanks,
GravitySucks
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Fearless leader,
I would like to nominate Children International as a future recipient of your generosity. I have sponsored a child in Colombia and a child in India, both who have aged out of the program. It was very rewarding getting several letters per year from each of them over about a 12-13 year span. I found out about this organization because C2C ran a campaign shortly after George Noory took over for Art.
https://www.children.org/
Thanks,
GravitySucks
March is our next opening so I will put a pin it it for then!
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March is our next opening so I will put a pin it it for then!
Thank you
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Holy Shit !
Our very own Oracle.
This is cool. :)
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Does that discount for the hotel chain include a jacuzzi room?
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I am an ordained minister. Church of the Latter Day Dude.
Lest thou not forget ' The Golden Order of the BRAAP ' ;)
Immaculate Oracle of Bart, did you ever listen to Hoagland, and if you did, what was your take on his Hyper-Dimensional Physics, his dog, the sleestacks wandering around outside his door, that USB thingy, and his serious lack of lubrication on his chair ?
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Lest thou not forget ' The Golden Order of the BRAAP ' ;)
Immaculate Oracle of Bart, did you ever listen to Hoagland, and if you did, what was your take on his Hyper-Dimensional Physics, his dog, the sleestacks wandering around outside his door, that USB thingy, and his serious lack of lubrication on his chair ?
Hey, Brother Whistler. Oh, the enchanting tone of the Golden Braaap. I shan't forget it. ;) ;D
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Lest thou not forget ' The Golden Order of the BRAAP ' ;)
Immaculate Oracle of Bart, did you ever listen to Hoagland, and if you did, what was your take on his Hyper-Dimensional Physics, his dog, the sleestacks wandering around outside his door, that USB thingy, and his serious lack of lubrication on his chair ?
Ye verily I ask you Cydonian refugees, rise up and return to the promised land. I have smote the rovers that have defiled our lands. The oracle of Hoaglandia has been imparted with special wisdom. He, and only he, has the knowledge required to decipher and understand the sacred libraries existing in the archologooes of the planet you have shunned. Look towards Pluto and thou shall not perish of thirst. Titan and Phobos await you. Mount up your convertible space vehicles and join your ancestors in claiming your birthright.
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Hey, Brother Whistler. Oh, the enchanting tone of the Golden Braaap. I shan't forget it. ;) ;D
:-*
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Does that discount for the hotel chain include a jacuzzi room?
I can tell you are used to staying in motels.
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Ye verily I ask you Cydonian refugees, rise up and return to the promised land. I have smote the rovers that have defiled our lands. The oracle of Hoaglandia has been imparted with special wisdom. He, and only he, has the knowledge required to decipher and understand the sacred libraries existing in the archologooes of the planet you have shunned. Look towards Pluto and thou shall not perish of thirst. Titan and Phobos await you. Mount up your convertible space vehicles and join your ancestors in claiming your birthright.
Lol. +1 ;) ;D
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Lest thou not forget ' The Golden Order of the BRAAP ' ;)
Immaculate Oracle of Bart, did you ever listen to Hoagland, and if you did, what was your take on his Hyper-Dimensional Physics, his dog, the sleestacks wandering around outside his door, that USB thingy, and his serious lack of lubrication on his chair ?
I did not
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Holy Shit !
Our very own Oracle.
This is cool. :)
Speaking of "Oracles"
Excellent show currently running about Greek Oracles on the Smithsonian Channel:
SACRED SITES: THE ORACLES Premieres Monday, September 26 at 8 p.m. ET/PT For a thousand years, the Oracle of Delphi in ancient Greece was one of the wonders of the known world. This was the most famous of the oracles, where it was believed the gods spoke through a priestess or priest, offering cryptic visions of the future. But were these really the words of the gods, or were there even more powerful elemental forces at work? An archaeological team discovered an extraordinary link between the prophecies and seismic activity beneath the surface of the earth. Featuring drone aerials of ancient sites in Greece and Turkey, this episode explores this astonishing story, and reveals how seismic activity and magnetism still give rise to sacred sites in the present day.
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Here you go, @FlarpsWife
https://ellgab.com/
All Hail the immaculate Oracle of Bart in his wisdom. :)
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Nobody is banned.
They are 3 or 4 in the cuckshack for shitting up the board the way @brig likes it shit up.
Oh Immaculate Oracle of Bart, is that how @brig amassed the impressive 65,000+ negative Karma points ? :o
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Speaking of "Oracles"
Excellent show currently running about Greek Oracles on the Smithsonian Channel:
SACRED SITES: THE ORACLES Premieres Monday, September 26 at 8 p.m. ET/PT For a thousand years, the Oracle of Delphi in ancient Greece was one of the wonders of the known world. This was the most famous of the oracles, where it was believed the gods spoke through a priestess or priest, offering cryptic visions of the future. But were these really the words of the gods, or were there even more powerful elemental forces at work? An archaeological team discovered an extraordinary link between the prophecies and seismic activity beneath the surface of the earth. Featuring drone aerials of ancient sites in Greece and Turkey, this episode explores this astonishing story, and reveals how seismic activity and magnetism still give rise to sacred sites in the present day.
Cool. Sounds interesting.
Wasn't it the gases escaping from underground that helped to impart the Oracles @Delphi with their powers ?
I think History channel had a special on about that too.
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Cool. Sounds interesting.
Wasn't it the gases escaping from underground that helped to impart the Oracles @Delphi with their powers ?
I think History channel had a special on about that too.
That’s the hypothesis that I remember.
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Oh Immaculate Oracle of Bart, is that how @brig amassed the impressive 65,000+ negative Karma points ? :o
Nah, she asked for it...
Plus it was a reward for all that effort she puts into tilting at windmills.
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Nah, she asked for it...
Plus it was a reward for all that effort she puts into tilting at windmills.
LOL, now that's cool.
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is that how @brig amassed the impressive 65,000+ negative Karma points ? :o
No, she's just really unpopular.
:P
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That’s the hypothesis that I remember.
;)
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MUCH BETTER!
Thanks for asking.
I had a great morning.
Picked up some peaches, plums, grapes and cherries and the farmer lady gave me some tomatoes she was proud of.
Oh Mighty Oracle of Bart...
1. Did you also pick up 10 Lbs of sugar, yeast, & yeast activator to go with to go with it ?
2. How did it turn out ?
3. Do you prefer to be addressed as 'Immaculate' or 'Mighty' ? ;)
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Ye verily I ask you Cydonian refugees, rise up and return to the promised land. I have smote the rovers that have defiled our lands. The oracle of Hoaglandia has been imparted with special wisdom. He, and only he, has the knowledge required to decipher and understand the sacred libraries existing in the archologooes of the planet you have shunned. Look towards Pluto and thou shall not perish of thirst. Titan and Phobos await you. Mount up your convertible space vehicles and join your ancestors in claiming your birthright.
I went to post in the OSOM thread and it's not even here. Oh, how the mighty Dick has fallen. I never even think about listening and posting there since we're back in an era of great live radio with Dave, Good George, Ian and Bartcast. Was thinking about giving it a whirl tonight but the only thing that salvaged it was the Braapsters posting.
And I believe the Curse of the Empress still permeates the place.
I was going to post an appropriate gif for fallen mighty dicks but didn't want to end up in the zoo looking through bars
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No, she's just really unpopular.
:P
my front hole smells like my back hole
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I went to post in the OSOM thread and it's not even here. Oh, how the mighty Dick has fallen. I never even think about listening and posting there since we're back in an era of great live radio with Dave, Good George, Ian and Bartcast. Was thinking about giving it a whirl tonight but the only thing that salvaged it was the Braapsters posting.
And I believe the Curse of the Empress still permeates the place.
I was going to post an appropriate gif for fallen mighty dicks but didn't want to end up in the zoo looking through bars
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MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm.
Strong in the dark side of the force was Sister Princess Warrior Darth Sandra, Socialist Queen of the NightSisters,
Torsion Field Manipulator, Scourge of the Unknown Regions, Emporer's Hand & Empress of the OSOM.
Her Torsion Field Manipulations are still in effect. ;)
Oh Mighty Oracle of Bart...
Will Richard Hoagland ever be able to consistently produce a show on a regular basis, or will he just continue to make excuses for not being on the air ?
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No, she's just really unpopular.
:P
;D :-*
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I was going to post an appropriate gif for fallen mighty dicks but didn't want to end up in the zoo looking through bars
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Cool. Sounds interesting.
Wasn't it the gases escaping from underground that helped to impart the Oracles @Delphi with their powers ?
I think History channel had a special on about that too.
Yes hallucinogenic gases escaping from faults and focused so the oracles would inhale them. And the priest picking and grooming the right (mostly) women into believing they were actually communicating with the Pagan Gods when they got high from the gases.
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;D :-*
:P ;D :-*
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
The gif or being behind bars?
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I can't get KONR to play on either page. Windows 7... Is a nicely voiced male telling me to check Google Play... I want to pump some tunes to the sound system while I try to paint shit.
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The gif or being behind bars?
Being behind bars, if you're into that sort of thing.
(Darren Kavinoky reference)
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Dear Bart,
What is your preferred ad click number per day or week for one person?
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Dear Bart,
What is your preferred ad click number per day or week for one person?
Once every coupla days is fine.
#FuckPie
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Once every coupla days is fine.
#FuckPie
I, literally, see the same ads over and over. Is there some sort of a clock that resets so before I can click again?
Also, can you make those links open in a new window? I want to give an extended amount of time at their website because I'm presuming that they are tracking that as well.
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I, literally, see the same ads over and over. Is there some sort of a clock that resets so before I can click again?
Also, can you make those links open in a new window? I want to give an extended amount of time at their website because I'm presuming that they are tracking that as well.
Not that I am aware of.
To answer the second part -
https://support.google.com/adsense/answer/1354740?hl=en
Generally, it is our policy to not allow Google ads to open in a new window. However, in a few markets, including China, we've found that opening ads in a new window better aligns with expected internet behavior and provides a more consistent, intuitive user experience.
Keeping in mind the importance of the user experience, we've enabled Google ads to open in new windows in locations where this is expected browsing behavior. This functionality is determined by the IP of the user, and is not an option you can select your AdSense account.
We also ask that you don't modify the AdSense ad code or alter the result of clicking on an ad on your website, as such behavior violates our program policies.
I heard today they may be adding an Amazon link this week. All you have to do is enter Amazon through that link when you are planning to make a purchase and then we get a small reward. Free for you, good for us.
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Not that I am aware of.
To answer the second part -
https://support.google.com/adsense/answer/1354740?hl=en
I heard today they may be adding an Amazon link this week. All you have to do is enter Amazon through that link when you are planning to make a purchase and then we get a small reward. Free for you, good for us.
I thought you were Binging it.
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Bart, you ever have any friends that got all huggie, when they drank? They mean good but sometimes it's just too much. But they need love too, we must remember that.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
If you post in in the Cuckshack when it's open, then maybe it won't count?
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I, literally, see the same ads over and over. Is there some sort of a clock that resets so before I can click again?
Also, can you make those links open in a new window? I want to give an extended amount of time at their website because I'm presuming that they are tracking that as well.
if you click the little x in the add, it will close that add. you then have a choice to "stop seeing this ad" which you can click. it will then ask you why with a list of reasons. another ad will take its place.
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if you click the little x in the add, it will close that add. you then have a choice to "stop seeing this ad" which you can click. it will then ask you why with a list of reasons. another ad will take its place.
I did it for a few things, mainly Business Services early on but suddenly there's a new cycle of ads. one of the ones that I saw the most was my local utility company addressing high demand billing because of the summer heat. It may be that they have stopped that after Labor Day weekend.
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If you post in in the Cuckshack when it's open, then maybe it won't count?
Hi Mon! @14
Hope all is well. I know you're active on the boards, I just don't frequent many things outside of The Fringe, Drama, and Midnight.
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I never see any ads on this uncooperative iPad.
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Dear Bart,
Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out of the country for a few weeks and Little Walks is out of state at college. So I find myself
Home Alone I have gone pretty wild! Here is a list
- Drinking Whole Milk
- Bought real, honest to goodness whole butter
- Eating white bread
- Not eating the little gnarlly heel of the bread loaf
- Eating Captain Crunch for breakfast
- Taking extra long showers
- Right now, I am making Fried Chicken for dinner
- Bought a big pack of bacon
- Cranking Dio on the stereo at max volume
- Drinking Hamm's (The beer refreshing) and lots of it
What other forms of debauchery would you suggest while I remain free?
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Dear Bart,
Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out of the country for a few weeks and Little Walks is out of state at college. So I find myself
Home Alone I have gone pretty wild! Here is a list
- Drinking Whole Milk
- Bought real, honest to goodness whole butter
- Eating white bread
- Not eating the little gnarlly heel of the bread loaf
- Eating Captain Crunch for breakfast
- Taking extra long showers
- Right now, I am making Fried Chicken for dinner
- Bought a big pack of bacon
- Cranking Dio on the stereo at max volume
- Drinking Hamm's (The beer refreshing) and lots of it
What other forms of debauchery would you suggest while I remain free?
Eating crackers in bed.
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Eating crackers in bed.
...with Cheez Whiz
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...with Cheez Whiz
and red wine. :D
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Eating crackers in bed.
Can't eat in bed. Just can't - not even with Cheez Whiz and wine.
Any other thoughts? Maybe I'll get real nutso and get a Banana Split at the Dairy Queen.
Have the next three days off from work and I'll be painting the trim on the house and some other exciting things.
I'm so lame. :'(
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Can't eat in bed. Just can't - not even with Cheez Whiz and wine.
Any other thoughts? Maybe I'll get real nutso and get a Banana Split at the Dairy Queen.
Have the next three days off from work and I'll be painting the trim on the house and some other exciting things.
I'm so lame. :'(
Get a pie and eat it from the center with a spoon.
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Get a pie and eat it from the center with a spoon.
Callender's Peach Lattice? With super saturated sugar in every bite?
I just want to spread my wings a bit without Mrs. Walks thinking I'm going to have an instant coronary. I don't want to go all Senda
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I never see any ads on this uncooperative iPad.
One day that iPad will be in the EllGab museum.
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Callender's Peach Lattice? With super saturated sugar in every bite?
I just want to spread my wings a bit without Mrs. Walks thinking I'm going to have an instant coronary. I don't want to go all Senda
Pinch the crust off frosted brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts and crumble them into a bowl of Breyer's French Vanilla ice cream.
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Dear Bart,
Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out of the country for a few weeks and Little Walks is out of state at college. So I find myself
Home Alone I have gone pretty wild! Here is a list
- Drinking Whole Milk
- Bought real, honest to goodness whole butter
- Eating white bread
- Not eating the little gnarlly heel of the bread loaf
- Eating Captain Crunch for breakfast
- Taking extra long showers
- Right now, I am making Fried Chicken for dinner
- Bought a big pack of bacon
- Cranking Dio on the stereo at max volume
- Drinking Hamm's (The beer refreshing) and lots of it
What other forms of debauchery would you suggest while I remain free?
I wish I could help but that seems like an average day to me - alone or not.
Well, almost.
I don't drink beer and I do eat the entire loaf, end included.
Hopefully it is Holy Diver or The Last In Line.
I think you could use a jar of pickled eggs and maybe some sort of masturbator device.
Also, get a huge cake and eat it until it is physically impossible to swallow another morsel.
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I wish I could help but that seems like an average day to me - alone or not.
Well, almost.
I don't drink beer and I do eat the entire loaf, end included.
Hopefully it is Holy Diver or The Last In Line.
I think you could use a jar of pickled eggs and maybe some sort of masturbator device.
Also, get a huge cake and eat it until it is physically impossible to swallow another morsel.
Can't do the "device" thing. Disposal is such a bitch
Yep -it was Holy Diver and what a great idea on Pickled Eggs! You are a Brainiac Bart!
B&B Style Yooper Pickled Eggs are going to happen!
https://www.mtu.edu/alumni/favorites/pasties/recipes/bruces/index.html
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Can't eat in bed. Just can't - not even with Cheez Whiz and wine.
Any other thoughts? Maybe I'll get real nutso and get a Banana Split at the Dairy Queen.
Have the next three days off from work and I'll be painting the trim on the house and some other exciting things.
I'm so lame. :'(
Yeah, my "little project" found mold and I'm still not not done 2 months later.
Don't work so hard, Sonic takes 50% off after 8 p m.
Someone say "Holy Diver?"
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^^^^ Never seen *that* before. Obviously the original is classic but Dio sure had talent as a vocalist as heard here.
Mold sucks. Hang in there with it................
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Dear Bart,
Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out of the country for a few weeks and Little Walks is out of state at college. So I find myself
Home Alone I have gone pretty wild! Here is a list
- Drinking Whole Milk
- Bought real, honest to goodness whole butter
- Eating white bread
- Not eating the little gnarlly heel of the bread loaf
- Eating Captain Crunch for breakfast
- Taking extra long showers
- Right now, I am making Fried Chicken for dinner
- Bought a big pack of bacon
- Cranking Dio on the stereo at max volume
- Drinking Hamm's (The beer refreshing) and lots of it
What other forms of debauchery would you suggest while I remain free?
Hamm's and Dio go well with some Jim Beam. Also only shirts to be worn, ideally worn v-necks or if deciding to mow or answer the door to Mormons etc 'wife beater', since the kids on the mission might mistake the v-neck or union-suit for...I would also add some Rainbow, Dio years Sabbath, and some Heaven n Hell to the mix, and slam a Hamm's everytime Man On The Silver Mountain comes on. Aggressively while screaming lyrics. Later some full B.O.C. albums should be heard...
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Dear Bart,
Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out of the country for a few weeks and Little Walks is out of state at college. So I find myself
Home Alone I have gone pretty wild! Here is a list
- Drinking Whole Milk
- Bought real, honest to goodness whole butter
- Eating white bread
- Not eating the little gnarlly heel of the bread loaf
- Eating Captain Crunch for breakfast
- Taking extra long showers
- Right now, I am making Fried Chicken for dinner
- Bought a big pack of bacon
- Cranking Dio on the stereo at max volume
- Drinking Hamm's (The beer refreshing) and lots of it
What other forms of debauchery would you suggest while I remain free?
Have a real adventure --> Fry your morning bacon in the nude. ;D
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Have a real adventure --> Fry your morning bacon in the nude. ;D
Do NOT do this unless doing the bacon in the oven. And, even then, take great care.
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Do NOT do this unless doing the bacon in the oven. And, even then, take great care.
No doubt. Gotta keep Uncle Charley safe from accidental grease splatters.......................
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No doubt. Gotta keep Uncle Charley safe from accidental grease splatters.......................
Hot grease splatters are minor league compared to cock cages... Not that I'd know anything about that...
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Hot grease splatters are minor league compared to cock cages... Not that I'd know anything about that...
What?
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So of course I had to look. :o
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What?
You should say it like this:. Whaaaaat?
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Get a pie and eat it from the center with a spoon.
Other people know about this sin too?
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Other people know about this sin too?
What if you eat every part but the outside crust edge?
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Hi Mon! @14
Hope all is well. I know you're active on the boards, I just don't frequent many things outside of The Fringe, Drama, and Midnight.
Hi, Sean. Yeah, I should be not under the bridge until at least the first week of October, lol. It's a good week so far, house sitting (cat and I) heaven. I do like the Ask Bart Anything as well as the Tell Bart Anything threads! :)
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Can't eat in bed. Just can't - not even with Cheez Whiz and wine.
Any other thoughts? Maybe I'll get real nutso and get a Banana Split at the Dairy Queen.
Have the next three days off from work and I'll be painting the trim on the house and some other exciting things.
I'm so lame. :'(
On the couch, then. In just boxers and socks. Sticky fingers on the remote... Be sure to send her a selfie!
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Bart, can we visit those in confinement today?
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I didn't say nude titties.
That ooonnneee had a little boy's penis in it, too, didn't it? I can't find it now. If that little girl's areolas weren't showing it would have had to have been due to the lighting, because areolas or no areolas, her breasts were naked. I saw the technicality (areolas invisible due to glare or lighting) but figured when you saw the penis then I would be off any hook anyway. I also didn't want to mention the word penis to a man. The only clothed breasts I report is if I see an areola.
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Dear Bart,
What would I have to do to get into the Hall of Fame? It would be a great honor .
Thanks for considering this matter.. Praise BE :) ;)
your Humble Servant.. TW
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The only clothed breasts I report is if I see an areola.
Sure about that?
http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=270.msg43337#msg43337
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Dear Bart,
What would I have to do to get into the Hall of Fame? It would be a great honor .
I have no idea, I think it depends on my mood more than anything concrete I can point to.
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I have no idea, I think it depends on my mood more than anything concrete I can point to.
ok.. :) :) thank you ;)
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Dear Bart,
At lunch today the topic was 80's chicks - specifically the Landers sisters. Do you have any strong thoughts here?
Team Audrey or Team Judy?
Audrey
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Judy
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Dear Bart,
At lunch today the topic was 80's chicks - specifically the Landers sisters. Do you have any strong thoughts here?
Team Audrey or Team Judy?
One of them has a daughter who told me she has never tasted meat.
Don't make that dirty because it wasn't.
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Phrase dropping is as bad as name dropping, Sean.
Hey did I ever mention that in the 1978-79 school year, I called a DJ named Ernie Myers and recorded a question for John Lennon (about working with the other Beatles on the Ringo album). It was played back and John answered it. He explained that not everybody was in the studio at the same time... I have, on a few occasions, searched for the interview and even contacted Ernie Myers. I think he's dead now, you never got back to me so we should be, that bastard.
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Sure about that?
http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=270.msg43337#msg43337
I remember this one. The breasts are fine. Oh indeed so fine, ha ha. Yeah, no problem with those. The reason I reported it was for sexual behavior.
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No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.
I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA 93534
Isn't that the address to the Sheriff's sub-station?
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Hahaha, we have the same interests in women! 😂
I used to use a heat map to track how my company's promotions were working. Everything from views to clicks to emails to calls to actual purchases were all on a heat map. It would help me determine which artists were promoting the product well or representing it well on stage. What I'm asking for is not even a way to dox anybody.
Attached is a heat map of places that like rock music and oldies, for example.
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Doxxing should not even be part of this conversation. I still have school-age kids and I have had incidents with people on my premises that I may have possibly overreacted to in the past.
Use your Trader Joe bags to collect up all the pieces and brain matter. They are extra absorbent and still extremely strong when saturated with body fluids.
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Oh shit, a Chuckie kind of movie but with a sex doll that eats men. Fucking box office platinum. Five me a 0.1% cut and credit for "inspired by."
Gross or net?
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I’m a moose. The Mormons don’t let me wear garments. Thank you for your offer, if it was an offer, moose are suspicious creatures. ;D ;D 8)
But they taste good.
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You are the one that said you lived on the East Coast.
1. The west coast of the Detroit River is NOT the east coast.
2. See number 1.
;D ;D
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Where have all the Bellgabbers gone?
Kid! Where you been?
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To the 4chan knockoff site Falkie started.
4chin.
4Chin? I thought you said it was called foreskin!
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4Chin? I thought you said it was called foreskin!
;D ;D ;D
+1 Karma. ;)
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Dear Bart,
Is it something I said today?
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Dear Barthur
On the bottom of the home screen there is a tally of the most visits. Previously it always was the date of Art's inaugural MiTD 'cast. I miss seeing that. For #Lllegacy sake can you add that back in? Thank you for your kind consideration of my humble request
With Deepest Regards, your devoted servant
TigerLily
P.S. Ellgab rules. Bellgab sucked donkey dicks
#keepclickin'
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I don't know where to get this clarified, and I need clairity on this.
I know the name of this site is EllGab, and it is even trademaked with TM. Have this site ever had its name changed to El Grub? Last evening, I was trying to log in and the name of this same site had the name El Grub on it.
What did I miss?
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Dear Bart,
Is it something I said today?
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If you like.
I heard a commercial about chowing down on some good grub as I was logging in and the mood struck.
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Dear Barthur
On the bottom of the home screen there is a tally of the most visits. Previously it always was the date of Art's inaugural MiTD 'cast. I miss seeing that. For #Lllegacy sake can you add that back in? Thank you for your kind consideration of my humble request
I don't think I can change that.
Our biggest day was actually the MITD Art tribute show but because of the members only areas and blocking search engine spiders from showing up as guests it still shows our first day as most visits.
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If you like.
I heard a commercial about chowing down on some good grub as I was logging in and the mood struck.
Nice, That made me smile. :)
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Barthur,
A set of hypothetical question(s), working with the assumption that Bruce Jenner achieved at least 3rd degree/Master Mason in general; notwithstanding any progession(s) in the York, Scottish or Shriner's rites:
Can Caitlyn Jenner still participate in the Illuminati council meetings as a Master Mason to decide what path on which to guide civilization?
In either case can Caitlyn become a Sister of the Eastern Star (regardless of any past Masonic affiliation, level of achievement)?
Could Caitlyn become a matron in the Eastern Star organization?
Could Caitlyn transform herself and become a patron in the Eastern Star organization?
Thank you for your time and consideration of the above!
-pAnon
post script I found the following intar-tube vidya to be helpful as a study guide.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BLeUX51u24
ediot: I have one more operating assumption for these questions, both of us in our capacities as questioner and answerer are not Masons.
2ndiot: I will compare my answers with yours.
3diot: I would like Jackstar to grade the exam.
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Dearest @Bart Ell,
Can you ask Bart’s Babesâ„¢ï¸ To submit a picture or avatar that they think best represents their online persona and create an Ellgab 2019 calendar?
TIA,
Mssr Sucks
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Barthur,
A set of hypothetical question(s), working with the assumption that Bruce Jenner achieved at least 3rd degree/Master Mason in general; notwithstanding any progession(s) in the York, Scottish or Shriner's rites:
Can Caitlyn Jenner still participate in the Illuminati council meetings as a Master Mason to decide what path on which to guide civilization?
In either case can Caitlyn become a Sister of the Eastern Star (regardless of any past Masonic affiliation, level of achievement)?
Could Caitlyn become a matron in the Eastern Star organization?
Could Caitlyn transform herself and become a patron in the Eastern Star organization?
Thank you for your time and consideration of the above!
-pAnon
post script I found the following intar-tube vidya to be helpful as a study guide.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BLeUX51u24
ediot: I have one more operating assumption for these questions, both of us in our capacities as questioner and answerer are not Masons.
2ndiot: I will compare my answers with yours.
3diot: I would like Jackstar to grade the exam.
Before I answer - does Cailtyn still have a cock?
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Dearest @Bart Ell,
Can you ask Bart’s Babesâ„¢ï¸ To submit a picture or avatar that they think best represents their online persona and create an Ellgab 2019 calendar?
TIA,
Mssr Sucks
Here, let me save everyone the trouble...
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Before I answer - does Cailtyn still have a cock?
This isn't the "Ask pate Anything" thread, sir.
I shall have to consult with a higher authority.
Q: Magic 8-ball, does Caitlyn still possess some "manly" qualities and/or parts?
A: My sources say YES.
-pAnon
ediot: As to the original 4 questions I came up with E: all of the above, what'd you get?
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This isn't the "Ask pate Anything" thread, sir.
ediot: As to the original 4 questions I came up with E: all of the above, what'd you get?
That is why I didn't ask anything, I asked something.
I got none of the above.
Cait just wants to dance.
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Hey Gunny. I just noticed this. I was in hot layup for a few days and things got ahead of me. Nothing serious. Got the staples out today and am back to battery. Ooohrah!
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That is why I ...dance.
[camatoz]indeed[/camatoz]
I shall searck answears bourbon stil...
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Why do your ads only want to sell me an Infiniti? What happened to Date Arab Girls and Hot Filipinas?
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Why do your ads only want to sell me an Infiniti? What happened to Date Arab Girls and Hot Filipinas?
You must not post in the Falkie thread.
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Why do your ads only want to sell me an Infiniti? What happened to Date Arab Girls and Hot Filipinas?
BUY AMERICAN, OR ELSE!
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Why do your ads only want to sell me an Infiniti? What happened to Date Arab Girls and Hot Filipinas?
They may be out of stock
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Dear @Bart Ell ,
Will you buy us our own town?
https://www.ajc.com/news/national/georgia-town-for-sale-for-the-cost-nyc-luxury-apartment/YrLnonGNqgYteyoMc8qnhJ/
Will it have a zoo?
Thank you,
Mssr Sucks, LTD
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Dear @Bart Ell ,
Will you buy us our own town?
https://www.ajc.com/news/national/georgia-town-for-sale-for-the-cost-nyc-luxury-apartment/YrLnonGNqgYteyoMc8qnhJ/
Will it have a zoo?
Thank you,
Mssr Sucks, LTD
I do like syrup!
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How do we use NSFW tags?
For example, people keep posting things like this:
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Every time it happens, I get a little sick to my stomach and lose my appetite. Somebody posted a Samsquatch feeding video when I first joinded the site this summer, and I've lost 20 pounds. My friends are asking me if I have cancer. Not joking.
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If you had to choose between drinking all night with Vara, talking on the phone all night to Heather, or soaking in the hot tub all night with Miller, which would you choose?
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If you had to choose between drinking all night with Vara, talking on the phone all night to Heather, or soaking in the hot tub all night with Miller, which would you choose?
Heather.
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How do we use NSFW tags?
For example, people keep posting things like this:
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Every time it happens, I get a little sick to my stomach and lose my appetite. Somebody posted a Samsquatch feeding video when I first joinded the site this summer, and I've lost 20 pounds. My friends are asking me if I have cancer. Not joking.
Just teach yourself to jerk off to Kathy.
Life gets easier once you can do that.
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If you had to choose between drinking all night with Vara, talking on the phone all night to Heather, or soaking in the hot tub all night with Miller, which would you choose?
I don't drink.
Hearing her voice would make me want to punch baby birds.
I would hang in the hot tub with Miller.
I would be nude and he would leave because my naked body would make him uncomfortable with his own sexuality.
I would then be hot tubbing alone.
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I don't drink.
Hearing her voice would make me want to punch baby birds.
I would hang in the hot tub with Miller.
I would be nude and he would leave because my naked body would make him uncomfortable with his own sexuality.
I would then be hot tubbing alone.
Morg! likes the way you think
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I don't drink.
Hearing her voice would make me want to punch baby birds.
I would hang in the hot tub with Miller.
I would be nude and he would leave because my naked body would make him uncomfortable with his own sexuality.
I would then be hot tubbing alone.
So you think-until Hallie breaches the surface.
Your explanation was funny enough to make up for the terrible images it conjures. A gold dubloon and a +1 to you.
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Morg! likes the way you think
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Look at those markings! It looks like it has a young one close to it, with the black dots being the little one's eyes and the light blue ite front. Wow. I wonder why God wanted to make this bird always look like it has a companion with it from its left side.
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I’m in the market for a 20 watt guitar amplifier. I’m leaning towards a Hughes and Kettner Tubemeister Deluxe. Are there others I should check out?
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Look at those markings! It looks like it has a young one close to it, with the black dots being the little one's eyes and the light blue ite front. Wow. I wonder why God wanted to make this bird always look like it has a companion with it from its left side.
@14
Yes, Morgan is really just a little guy still. Not even 6 months old. We took the little rascal on after his Mother mauled him as just a hatchling
and the owner was overwhelmed. Managed to save him but it couldn't have happened to a nicer bird. He's got lots of personality.
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I’m in the market for a 20 watt guitar amplifier. I’m leaning towards a Hughes and Kettner Tubemeister Deluxe. Are there others I should check out?
You can't go wrong with the blue glow of H&K!
I like the power soak, you can have the same monster sound when you spank it down to 5W.
Red Box DI is pretty decent too if you just want to feed the board the direct signal or run direct along with a mic on a cab for a fatter sound.
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You can't go wrong with the blue glow of H&K!
I like the power soak, you can have the same monster sound when you spank it down to 5W.
Red Box DI is pretty decent too if you just want to feed the board the direct signal or run direct along with a mic on a cab for a fatter sound.
Thanks for the stamp of approval.
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@14
Yes, Morgan is really just a little guy still. Not even 6 months old. We took the little rascal on after his Mother mauled him as just a hatchling
and the owner was overwhelmed. Managed to save him but it couldn't have happened to a nicer bird. He's got lots of personality.
That's great! I wonder if the mother was crazed by the markings looking like, but not actually being, a second baby. Like he was hiding her other baby or something. Please keep us posted. Videos would be nice :). Thanks for giving him a good home.
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Does the birdy sing sweet?
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You can't go wrong with the blue glow of H&K!
I like the power soak, you can have the same monster sound when you spank it down to 5W.
Red Box DI is pretty decent too if you just want to feed the board the direct signal or run direct along with a mic on a cab for a fatter sound.
I have a tube-related question... Who bought all of the old GE or RCA tube making machines and brought them back from Russia or Czechoslovakia (or wherever)?
I remember talking to a guy back in what seems like 2010 that said his company was doing that to go into full production in Pennsylvania.
Asking for Aspen Pittman.
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I have a tube-related question... Who bought all of the old GE or RCA tube making machines and brought them back from Russia or Czechoslovakia (or wherever)?
I remember talking to a guy back in what seems like 2010 that said his company was doing that to go into full production in Pennsylvania.
Asking for Aspen Pittman.
I remember a company called RCH Labs talking about it around that time.
I remember reading that they bought the RCA tube factory in Nevada.
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Looked them up, seems their website is dead.
http://www.rchlabs.com/
Google lists them as permanently closed.
Not much info about them after 2014
http://www.theaudiobeat.com/ces2014/ces2014_rch.htm
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Looked them up, seems their website is dead.
http://www.rchlabs.com/
Google lists them as permanently closed.
Not much info about them after 2014
http://www.theaudiobeat.com/ces2014/ces2014_rch.htm
Shame, but at $200 a tube, only the most extreme audiophile would be investing in them.
But dude I talked to was very adamant about the coatings, so it was probably him.
I wonder why my Google search did not bring him up. Maybe I was too detailed in the part about bringing the machines back from Europe...
Just found this:
http://www.aagauction.com/glass-vacuum-tube-mfg-blowing-facility-mfg-of-precision-glass-vacuum-tubes-rch-labs-september-14-2017/
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Shame, but at $200 a tube, only the most extreme audiophile would be investing in them.
I would spent the $200 on BIAS Amp 2 and forget about impressing a few gear geeks with my new tube.
Toss in the mobile version for the road and let the gear geeks fuck up their backs from carrying their cab up 2 flights of stairs every night.
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Dear Bart, I grew up believing that the meaning of life is 42 but of late have been plagued with the nagging suspicion that it is really 36. Can you help me with this? Ambivalently yours, KIDNOSTAD.
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I would spent the $200 on BIAS Amp 2 and forget about impressing a few gear geeks with my new tube.
Toss in the mobile version for the road and let the gear geeks fuck up their backs from carrying their cab up 2 flights of stairs every night.
NAME DROP ALERT:
Since I used to hang out at the same guitar shop has Jennifer Batten did back in the 1980s, I called her up to offer her a new ultra versatile tube amp in exchange for a picture of her with it...
Even before they were sounding good, she had told me that she was completely converted over to Line 6 and Tech 21 products... Jack Tempchin also was talking that way although he offered to use it on local gigs if I roadied for him.
Since I was working for an LA-based company at the time, I couldn't practically do loaners or else I would have done it at a drop of a hat.
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Dear Bart,
If you could do a crossover forum between Ellgab/Art Bell fans and one other fandom, which fandom would you choose?
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Dear Bart,
If you could do a crossover forum between Ellgab/Art Bell fans and one other fandom, which fandom would you choose?
If you don’t know the answer to that you belong in the zoo
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If you don’t know the answer to that you belong in the zoo
Can I be in the penguin house? Or maybe the bat habitat? Those were my favorite as a kid.
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Dear Bart,
If you could do a crossover forum between Ellgab/Art Bell fans and one other fandom, which fandom would you choose?
Drummer At The Wrong Gig fans
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Drummer At The Wrong Gig fans
@brig Is that MV with the drumsticks?
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Drummer At The Wrong Gig fans
Some of this shit is funny for years. What an age we live in.
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I have a tube-related question... Who bought all of the old GE or RCA tube making machines and brought them back from Russia or Czechoslovakia (or wherever)?
I remember talking to a guy back in what seems like 2010 that said his company was doing that to go into full production in Pennsylvania.
Asking for Aspen Pittman.
There were a couple of attempts to bring tube manufacturing back to the US but I don't think either one was able to make a go of it that I know of. I never heard if they even produced a single tube for resale. Most of the tubes made today are from Czechoslovakia, Russia, and China. If I remember correctly, many of the Russian tubes were excellent quality and China was the lowest quality.
I helped in the liquidation of an electronics and TV repair shop several years ago and many of the older tubes had increased in value substantially. Some of the tubes I remember buying for a couple of dollars growing up were being sold for $10 to $20 each and more and a few of the rarer tubes were sold for well over $100 each. Matched pairs even more. GE, RCA, Westinghouse, Mullard, Philips, Western Electric, Sylvania, Tung-sol, and Amperex are some of the brands I remember. Some of the new-old-stock tubes were 20 to 30 years old and the tubes checked good while the boxes they were in were deteriorating. I still have the vintage tube checker. It's in my storage room with my vintage Garrard turntable :)
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Oh wow. Great stuff.
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Dear Bart Ell,
How do you feel about the #legacysquatter using the Kingdom of Nye? Shall we storm the gates and tar and feather heather?
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Dear Bart Ell,
How do you feel about the #legacysquatter using the Kingdom of Nye? Shall we storm the gates and tar and feather heather?
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1042484773103562752
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Dear Bart, I grew up believing that the meaning of life is 42 but of late have been plagued with the nagging suspicion that it is really 36. Can you help me with this? Ambivalently yours, KIDNOSTAD.
68.
You want it to be 69 but life fucks with you right before you can get there.
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It would appear that two characters I created here as a post writer - Chinese Laundryman and coked out biker chic/slut - have been used in other posts. When can I expect my writer's residuals?
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It would appear that two characters I created here as a post writer - Chinese Laundryman and coked out biker chic/slut - have been used in other posts. When can I expect my writer's residuals?
As soon as you pay off your Heaterâ„¢ï¸ tab.
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Dearest @Bart Ell,
Can you ask Bart’s Babesâ„¢ï¸ To submit a picture or avatar that they think best represents their online persona and create an Ellgab 2019 calendar?
TIA,
Mssr Sucks
LoneVoice already has.
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LoneVoice already has.
How did it taste?
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Hey Gunny. I just noticed this. I was in hot layup for a few days and things got ahead of me. Nothing serious. Got the staples out today and am back to battery. Ooohrah!
Roger that, Kid. Understand "Guns Up, Ready to Fire!" Stand by for Fire Mission.
BTW: The surgical procedure, how many times do you have to have it done in a month? And which 3rd world country receives your excess testosterone?
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If you had to choose between drinking all night with Vara, talking on the phone all night to Heather, or soaking in the hot tub all night with Miller, which would you choose?
Can we add 'Bullet to the Head' for consideration?
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How did it taste?
'It' was delicious.
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Is dyslexia to blame for the common error of gaol and goal being mixed up?
-pAnon
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dear Bart,
can you interpret pate-speak?
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Is dyslexia to blame for the common error of gaol and goal being mixed up?
-pAnon
Is't vrey possileb.
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Honorable @Bart Ell,
Can the Bart’s Sharts storefront provide an opportunity to receive an honorary Doctorate in Paranormal Studies?
Your servant,
Mssr Sucks, LTD
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Honorable @Bart Ell,
Can the Bart’s Sharts storefront provide an opportunity to receive an honorary Doctorate in Paranormal Studies?
Your servant,
Mssr Sucks, LTD
Sure.
Coming soon!
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Roger that, Kid. Understand "Guns Up, Ready to Fire!" Stand by for Fire Mission.
BTW: The surgical procedure, how many times do you have to have it done in a month? And which 3rd world country receives your excess testosterone?
Nothing to do with testicles thank god. Just an endoscopic repair of a hiatal hernia—piece of cake. The Doc worked out of the trunk of his car. I’ve suffered worse on liberty on Hotel St. in Honolulu.
Hey, do you know offhand how many posts it takes to become a Dothraki Warrior in this chickenshit outfit (and I use the term affectionately and with all due respect to Bart.)
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Is dyslexia to blame for the common error of gaol and goal being mixed up?
Dog only knows.
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Nothing to do with testicles thank god. Just an endoscopic repair of a hiatal hernia—piece of cake. The Doc worked out of the trunk of his car. I’ve suffered worse on liberty on Hotel St. in Honolulu.
Hey, do you know offhand how many posts it takes to become a Dothraki Warrior in this chickenshit outfit (and I use the term affectionately and with all due respect to Bart.)
14,387. Give or take.
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Dear Bart,
Can the evil geniuses at Bart’s Sharts develop a Heads Up Display (HUD) so @Moosie can keep up with the forum while driving to places like LA?
Thanks in advance,
Mssr. Sucks, LTD
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14,387. Give or take.
Okay. Only +/- 12,387 to go. I needed a goal. Thanks.
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Drummer At The Wrong Gig fans
Every time I see that drummer it just makes me think of like an SNL skit with like Chris Farley as the drummer. Every time I see it, it just cracks me up.
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Dear Bart,
Is Loreena McKennitt hot?
TIA,
<signed>
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Dear Bart,
Can the evil geniuses at Bart’s Sharts develop a Heads Up Display (HUD) so @Moosie can keep up with the forum while driving to places like LA?
Thanks in advance,
Mssr. Sucks, LTD
I second the demotion!
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Is Loreena McKennitt hot?
98°F
Warm on the inside.
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Can the evil geniuses at Bart’s Sharts develop a Heads Up Display (HUD) so @Moosie can keep up with the forum while driving to places like LA?
It would be easier for @Richard Groyper to put her in the basement so she never misses a post.
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It would be easier for @Richard Groyper to put her in the basement so she never misses a post.
So, you are saying it's possible...
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Dear Bart:
1. Have you ever done stand-up comedy?
2. Are you filthy rich?
3. Do you live in the U.S.?
4. Do you have degree(s)?
5. What is your occupation?
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Dear Bart:
1. Have you ever done stand-up comedy?
i did? 2. Are you filthy rich?
making bill gates look like a pauper3. Do you live in the U.S.?
no.4. Do you have degree(s)?
YES. 36.6 of them (thats 98 degrees for you southerners)5. What is your occupation?
isnt that obvious?
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Looks good to me
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Lol.
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Bart?
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Bart?
;D I had to sign in just to "LOL" that.
So here I go...………………………… L :D L
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Bart, tonight the chef (a neighbor of mine) at a local "fine" restaurant used raw undressed cilantro as a garnish in place of the usual passable suspects. Shall I stone him or covet his ass and or wife?
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It would be easier for @Richard Groyper to put her in the basement so she never misses a post.
Hey! I'm the one who cleans that basement. Or, maybe you already knew that. ???
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Bart, tonight the chef (a neighbor of mine) at a local "fine" restaurant used raw undressed cilantro as a garnish in place of the usual passable suspects. Shall I stone him or covet his ass and or wife?
Cilantro?? You should shower him with blessings!!! Cilantro is Gold!
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When I awoke this morning, the entire bart ell universe showed no such url. What did you do to piss off Comcast? What did you do to get back in their favor?
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When I awoke this morning, the entire bart ell universe showed no such url. What did you do to piss off Comcast? What did you do to get back in their favor?
I could never see Bart bowing to Comcast, I think he would strong-arm them into compliance if he felt it was worth the effort. They would easily make my list of top 10 of rotten corporations that never keep their word. You need an hour of haggling every other month just to keep them fair.
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Cilantro is the Devil's weed.
It's flavor hijacks everything else in a meal. It is a horrendous ingredient that should be saved for bland sustenance being served to the children starving in Africa.
Next: Kale...
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Cilantro improves the flavor of kale.
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Cilantro improves the flavor of kale.
Serving suggestion for kale: Make kale "chips" by drying then on baking sheets at a lower temperature (to avoid burning).
After nearly 20 years, I still hate cilantro and have learned to tolerate kale.
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Coriander is manna from heaven.
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Coriander is manna from heaven.
You might confuse the common folk.
Coriander = Cilantro
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I could never see Bart bowing to Comcast, I think he would strong-arm them into compliance if he felt it was worth the effort. They would easily make my list of top 10 of rotten corporations that never keep their word. You need an hour of haggling every other month just to keep them fair.
comcast, the company with the worst customer service out of all companies . over the last 10 years they have consistently been in the top 5 for this.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/657936/companies-with-worst-customer-service-us/
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You might confuse the common folk.
Coriander = Cilantro
but they dont taste the same. coriander is ground up cilantro seeds. cilantro is the rest of the plant.
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comcast, the company with the worst customer service out of all companies . over the last 10 years they have consistently been in the top 5 for this.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/657936/companies-with-worst-customer-service-us/
I recently fired COMCAST. I noticed my bill creeping up over several months and in 4-5 phone conversations with them no one could explain the reason for the increase. Also, their DSL sucked.
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I recently fired COMCAST. I noticed my bill creeping up over several months and in 4-5 phone conversations with them no one could explain the reason for the increase. Also, their DSL sucked.
My wife wants me to get rid of it too. Did they try offering you a lower rate? We're paying $286 per month which seems way too high.
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My wife wants me to get rid of it too. Did they try offering you a lower rate? We're paying $286 per month which seems way too high.
Gosh. That's well over three grand a year man. That's crazy, big dollars.
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[/quote]My wife wants me to get rid of it too. Did they try offering you a lower rate? We're paying $286 per month which seems way too high.
They did but it was too little too late.
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Gosh. That's well over three grand a year man. That's crazy, big dollars.
Yep. We get practically everything. LAN phone service/DSL/HBO/Showtime. I don't use it nearly enough to justify paying the money we do. It is a waste of money as I mostly just watch TCM and some of the ghost shows.
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Yep. We get practically everything. LAN phone service/DSL/HBO/Showtime. I don't use it nearly enough to justify paying the money we do. It is a waste of money as I mostly just watch TCM and some of the ghost shows.
We were like that at one point - just at smaller monthly price point. Split the phone off first to a VoIP outfit. Then ditched the TV plan
and went with Satellite TV. That helped a great deal. Eventually ditched the TV altogether. So we are under $100 a month now.
TCM and a couple of channels are missed and I've never watched 1 second of Game of Thrones but the Sun still comes up in the morning for me.
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but they dont taste the same. coriander is ground up cilantro seeds. cilantro is the rest of the plant.
Only in the spice rack. Coriander is the name of the plant as well.
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Yep. We get practically everything. LAN phone service/DSL/HBO/Showtime. I don't use it nearly enough to justify paying the money we do. It is a waste of money as I mostly just watch TCM and some of the ghost shows.
Same here and as I recall it was exactly $286.00/month that I was paying. At least they are consistent in their overcharging. I think they made me an offer that would reduce that by about 20.00/mo. but they couldn't do anything about the lline speed.
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We were like that at one point - just at smaller monthly price point. Split the phone off first to a VoIP outfit. Then ditched the TV plan
and went with Satellite TV. That helped a great deal. Eventually ditched the TV altogether. So we are under $100 a month now.
TCM and a couple of channels are missed and I've never watched 1 second of Game of Thrones but the Sun still comes up in the morning for me.
No TCM? No GoT? Next you'll tell me you never eat dark chocolate. Life would not be worth living
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No TCM? No GoT? Next you'll tell me you never eat dark chocolate. Life would not be worth living
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At long last something we can agree on.
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No TCM? No GoT? Next you'll tell me you never eat dark chocolate. Life would not be worth living
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Not a big chocolate fan either and I still am not watching the NFL this year. Guess it's over for me. :'(
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At long last something we can agree on.
I'm sure we agree on many things just not politics. What's your favorite beer?
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Not a big chocolate fan either and I still am not watching the NFL this year. Guess it's over for me. :'(
I'm sure you can find a way to muddle through. You have your parakeet and Mrs. Walks sounds lovely
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I'm sure you can find a way to muddle through. You have your parakeet and Mrs. Walks sounds lovely
Yep - plus while I watched all of Calvin Johnson's career be wasted, I don't have to witness the rest of Stafford's go the same route.
So I have that going for me too................
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Yep - plus while I watched all of Calvin Johnson's career be wasted, I don't have to witness the rest of Stafford's go the same route.
So I have that going for me too................
How did you feel about Andre Ware? He went to hs about a half mile from where I am house sitting.
They had his name painted on the water tower. They have changed it now.
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I'm sure we agree on many things just not politics. What's your favorite beer?
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Coors/Dos Equis. There used to be a beer called Olympia (Oly) that I used to enjoy while on the West Coast or in Hawaii. Can't get it in the East or at least in these parts.
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No TCM? No GoT? Next you'll tell me you never eat dark chocolate. Life would not be worth living
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i have neither . no reason to waste money on a tv service, when all i do is use the tv for a giant monitor for a pc anyways.
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How did you feel about Andre Ware? He went to hs about a half mile from where I am house sitting.
They had his name painted on the water tower. They have changed it now.
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Andre Ware is a key man in Detroit Lions history. They really needed a 4th for Bridge in the Lions QB Draft Debacle Club.
He hangs with his buds Drew Stanton, Chuck Long and Joey Harrington monthly at the Detroit Athletic Club where they yuk it up
and laugh at ripping off the Ford's as the four of them together weren't worth even an Eric Hipple.
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Coors/Dos Equis. There used to be a beer called Olympia (Oly) that I used to enjoy while on the West Coast or in Hawaii. Can't get it in the East or at least in these parts.
You can still find Oly but like other cheap "regional beers" (Rainer, Lonestar, Stag, PBR, Old Style, Natty Bo, Pearl, Stroh's, etc) they are contract brewed and owned by some conglomerate. One notes that Oly is now brewed in California (even in the Washington St market) and the words Tumwater does not appear on can. It tastes different also, though, honestly, it was not a beer necessarily drank for taste but it is worse now and I used to like it.
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Andre Ware is a key man in Detroit Lions history. They really needed a 4th for Bridge in the Lions QB Draft Debacle Club.
He hangs with his buds Drew Stanton, Chuck Long and Joey Harrington monthly at the Detroit Athletic Club where they yuk it up
and laugh at ripping off the Ford's as the four of them together weren't worth even an Eric Hipple.
I'll see their mediocrity and raise you one Gary Danielson!
Year Age Tm Pos No. G GS QBrec Cmp Att Cmp% Yds TD TD% Int Int% Lng Y/A AY/A Y/C Y/G Rate Sk Yds NY/A ANY/A Sk% 4QC GWD AV
8 yrs DET 85 52 23-28-1 952 1684 56.5 11885 69 4.1 71 4.2 87 7.1 6.0 12.5 139.8 74.7 158 1271 5.76 4.78 8.6 4 9 47
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You can still find Oly but like other cheap "regional beers" (Rainer, Lonestar, Stag, PBR, Old Style, Natty Bo, Pearl, Stroh's, etc) they are contract brewed and owned by some conglomerate. One notes that Oly is now brewed in California (even in the Washington St market) and the words Tumwater does not appear on can. It tastes different also, though, honestly, it was not a beer necessarily drank for taste but it is worse now and I used to like it.
The brewery's "It's The Water" sign faced the freeway and the poor old rusty thing became an ironic mockery.
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You can still find Oly but like other cheap "regional beers" (Rainer, Lonestar, Stag, PBR, Old Style, Natty Bo, Pearl, Stroh's, etc) they are contract brewed and owned by some conglomerate. One notes that Oly is now brewed in California (even in the Washington St market) and the words Tumwater does not appear on can. It tastes different also, though, honestly, it was not a beer necessarily drank for taste but it is worse now and I used to like it.
@albrecht
Why won’t Shiner use small tittie blond chicks to market their Blond Light?
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The brewery's "It's The Water" sign faced the freeway and the poor old rusty thing became an ironic mockery.
We always used to joke after taking a swig of the first Oly. "ughh, did this go bad." "no, 'it's the water.' " Remember one year they designed a sort of neon-colored can scheme. It was awful. Still I don't like that the regional brands and breweries are shut down and that people are just making money of the brand names. The Pearl Brewery in SA is now some kinda upscale restuarants and shopping area or something.
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@albrecht
Why won’t Shiner use small tittie blond chicks to market their Blond Light?
I seem to recall when it first came out they did, sorta, use that advertising campaign. Not as overtly as the great Old Milwaukee campaigns, of course, but had folks toobin' in the Guadalupe (maybe SM, Comal, or Frio) and featured a gal in a bikini top and a side-boob shot. But not overtly as a Swedish Bikini Team parachuting into your fishing camp and wanting to party.
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I seem to recall when it first came out they did, sorta, use that advertising campaign. Not as overtly as the great Old Milwaukee campaigns, of course, but had folks toobin' in the Guadalupe (maybe SM, Comal, or Frio) and featured a gal in a bikini top and a side-boob shot. But not overtly as a Swedish Bikini Team parachuting into your fishing camp and wanting to party.
We said we were going to keep that 3 day weekend just between us. Last time I take you fishing.
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We said we were going to keep that 3 day weekend just between us. Last time I take you fishing.
haha, how do I delete posts?! :)
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haha, how do I delete posts?! :)
Bribe Bart_ell
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We always used to joke after taking a swig of the first Oly. "ughh, did this go bad." "no, 'it's the water.' " Remember one year they designed a sort of neon-colored can scheme. It was awful. Still I don't like that the regional brands and breweries are shut down and that people are just making money of the brand names. The Pearl Brewery in SA is now some kinda upscale restuarants and shopping area or something.
Well as recompense those of us who don't drink industrialized stuff get thousands of tiny craft breweries with virtually no distribution. It's funny, regional breweries grew out of the industrial revolution and have now run their course, while the real beer scene now resembles the middle ages where your tavern landlord brewed his own out back, and travel is required for variety. A lot of awful stuff, but some nice.
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You might confuse the common folk.
Coriander = Cilantro
In different form of course:
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Herabouts coriander referring to the seed - wonderful in a variety of rubs and other ways.
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Well as recompense those of us who don't drink industrialized stuff get thousands of tiny craft breweries with virtually no distribution. It's funny, regional breweries grew out of the industrial revolution and have now run their course, while the real beer scene now resembles the middle ages where your tavern landlord brewed his own out back. A lot of awful stuff, but some nice.
Yep. And this model, at least here, is going to booze also. I'm still not sure how much of these breweries and distillers- much less wineries that take much longer to even be able to use own grapes- are actually making money and how much are boutique stuff by people who have money, kids of rich dotcom folks playing around, retirees who wanted a country place and a hobby. But the local guy who made Tito's Vodka made a killing and is super rich now but he was one of the first "in" when laws changed and allowed distilling and was able to get big, national and now maybe int'l distribution....
ps: I still think there is a place for large industrialized stuff. Sometimes you want a cheap, light beer you can drink all day and stay hydrated especially in the summer. When mowing, ballgame, fishing, tailgating, etc.
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Well as recompense those of us who don't drink industrialized stuff get thousands of tiny craft breweries with virtually no distribution. It's funny, regional breweries grew out of the industrial revolution and have now run their course, while the real beer scene now resembles the middle ages where your tavern landlord brewed his own out back, and travel is required for variety. A lot of awful stuff, but some nice.
I quit drinking before the whole craft beer thing. And in spite of my germanic last name I never developed an appreciation of beer. Maybe I started drinking too early with Drewery’s, Hamms, Old Style and Pabst Blue Ribbon. I either tolerated a beer or I hated it.
3 notable beers I did enjoy. Molson Red (circa 1976), Tecate’ (circa 1982) and Old Style in a frosted mug where the ice forms in the beer on a hot day while listening to the Cubs trying to beat the Cardinals to clinch their division.
Beers I REALLY hated. Lablatts, Shaeffer, Genisee Cream Ale
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Yep. And this model, at least here, is going to booze also. I'm still not sure how much of these breweries and distillers- much less wineries that take much longer to even be able to use own grapes- are actually making money and how much are boutique stuff by people who have money, kids of rich dotcom folks playing around, retirees who wanted a country place and a hobby. But the local guy who made Tito's Vodka made a killing and is super rich now but he was one of the first "in" when laws changed and allowed distilling and was able to get big, national and now maybe int'l distribution....
ps: I still think there is a place for large industrialized stuff. Sometimes you want a cheap, light beer you can drink all day and stay hydrated especially in the summer. When mowing, ballgame, fishing, tailgating, etc.
See that is where you get your own little keg and a hose and take it around to your local guy to fill up once in a while. You can laugh all you want -- I'm not a beer snob and will drink anything with appreciation, but my house serves good beer.
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Popular regional beers when I was a young'un were Narragansett (Gansett) Rheingold, Piels, Ballantine (Double L) Shaeffer and of course there were also the major Milwaukee breweriew. Never developed a real favorite as it was an occasional thing and pretty much boiled down to what you could get from older kids who could by it. But I seem to recall drinking PBR more than anything else. Since then, I've drunk a lot of beer in a lot of places--even San Miquel, God help me.
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See that is where you get your own little keg and a hose and take it around to your local guy to fill up once in a while. You can laugh all you want -- I'm not a beer snob and will drink anything with appreciation, but my house serves good beer.
Sure you are but that's okay. You are among friends.
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Popular regional beers when I was a young'un were Narragansett (Gansett) Rheingold, Piels, Ballantine (Double L) Shaeffer and of course there were also the major Milwaukee beers. Never developed a real favorite as it was an occasional thing and pretty much boiled down to what you could get from older kids who could by it. But I seem to recall drinking PBR more than anything else.
PBR is interesting as the first industrial beer to be embraced ironically by my generation as a reaction against craft-brewery elitism. I had a different experience -- my first beer was a Beamish my older brother bought for me at a pub that flew it in weekly, so you might say I was born into snobbery. Still, I say beer is like water when you're thirsty -- you're usually grateful, no matter what it is.
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PBR is interesting as the first industrial beer to be embraced ironically by my generation as a reaction against craft-brewery elitism. I had a different experience -- my first beer was a Beamish my older brother bought for me at a pub that flew it in weekly, so you might say I was born into snobbery. Still, I say beer is like water when you're thirsty -- you're usually grateful, no matter what it is.
Agree. Many times it was a "what's on tap" thing and I never had a really bad beer except for San Miquel.
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Popular regional beers when I was a young'un were Narragansett (Gansett) Rheingold, Piels, Ballantine (Double L) Shaeffer and of course there were also the major Milwaukee breweriew. Never developed a real favorite as it was an occasional thing and pretty much boiled down to what you could get from older kids who could by it. But I seem to recall drinking PBR more than anything else. Since then, I've drunk a lot of beer in a lot of places--even San Miquel, God help me.
San Miguel really is atrocious. I don't know how they persuade those cats to crouch over so many bottles.
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See that is where you get your own little keg and a hose and take it around to your local guy to fill up once in a while. You can laugh all you want -- I'm not a beer snob and will drink anything with appreciation, but my house serves good beer.
Well there are ways we can put this statement to the test young man. Would you get tipsy on a pontoon boat on a beautiful Saturday
afternoon, while wearing this hat and drinking the product used to create it?
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Well there are ways we can put this statement to the test young man. Would you get tipsy on a pontoon boat on a beautiful Saturday
afternoon, while wearing this hat and drinking the product used to create it?
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At an appropriately rakish angle, I would even make it look elegant.
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San Miguel really is atrocious. I don't know how they persuade those cats to crouch over so many bottles.
Hahahahaha.
My filipino friend said it was STD infected hookers from Mindinao...
I'm pretty sure I have avoided that beer successfully in life.
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Well there are ways we can put this statement to the test young man. Would you get tipsy on a pontoon boat on a beautiful Saturday
afternoon, while wearing this hat and drinking the product used to create it?
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A friend of mine had a Lonestar hat maybe of cut up Lonestar cans, cut up, and sewn together but it was more cowboy style but then became almost Easter Bonnet looking after years of use at parties, at the lake, for funny effect....
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At an appropriately rakish angle, I would even make it look elegant.
I do believe you pass the test!
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A friend of mine had a Lonestar hat maybe of cut up Lonestar cans, cut up, and sewn together but it was more cowboy style but then became almost Easter Bonnet looking after years of use at parties, at the lake, for funny effect....
Oh yeah. I hated Pearl, Buckhorn and Jax too.
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Hahahahaha.
My filipino friend said it was STD infected hookers from Mindinao...
I'm pretty sure I have avoided that beer successfully in life.
As I have. I admit that I'm intrigued now........................
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San Miguel really is atrocious. I don't know how they persuade those cats to crouch over so many bottles.
My first and only experience with San Miquel was on Guam or "Gum". It tasted a little odd but when I came down with a case of "San Miguel Shits" I was certain that there would be nothing left of me but asshole and eyebrows. I understand that nowadays it is a respectable beer with a world-wide following. They must have found the source of the bacterium.
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I do believe you pass the test!
It would be a great hat for the 4th of July!
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My first and only experience with San Miquel was on Guam or "Gum". It tasted a little odd but when I came down with a case of "San Miguel Shits" I was certain that there would be nothing left of me but asshole and eyebrows. I understand that nowadays it is a respectable beer with a world-wide following. They must have found the source of the bacterium.
My intrigue is waning............ Looks like I can pick up a 6 for about $12 here locally. Seems pricey for swill.................
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My intrigue is waning............ Looks like I can pick up a 6 for about $12 here locally. Seems pricey for swill.................
My experience with SM was in the late cretaceous period and the claim that the beer had something to do with the mass extinction is heavily contested. Go for it. It will probably be fine.
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What is up with the favicon?
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What is up with the favicon?
thats the leader of the scorpion army, ft rock , may he rest in peace.
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Dear Bart,
Just how far does your #Legacy empire extend? Just pulled this Ad - looks like you are into Real Estate now?
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Dear Bart,
Just how far does your #Legacy empire extend. Just pulled this Ad - looks like you are into Real Estate now?
Real Legacy
Real Estate
#NoSquatting
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My intrigue is waning............ Looks like I can pick up a 6 for about $12 here locally. Seems pricey for swill.................
That's not a bad price for a weight loss beer... Vomiting and a case of dysentery and take a good 10 pounds off of you very quickly. 😁
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Dear Bart,
Heather advertised a live show October 1st at 12am Eastern. Since that was over 12 hours ago does that mean she has already quit?
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Dear Bart,
Heather advertised a live show October 1st at 12am Eastern. Since that was over 12 hours ago does that mean she has already quit?
Yes it does.
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Dear Bart,
I am driving around Canada and am very confusicated. Why do the green traffic lights blink? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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Dear Bart,
I am driving around Canada and am very confusicated. Why do the green traffic lights blink? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
You can turn left
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So... I can't turn right?
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So... I can't turn right?
Not without a permission slip.
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Not without a permission slip.
Thanks for clearing that up. I think I'll just go straight.
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Bart, I came down with mono 3 weeks ago. Could this be related to my hobby of licking toilet seats in public restrooms? My Dr. wouldn’t answer this question and I need to know.
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Bart, I came down with mono 3 weeks ago. Could this be related to my hobby of licking toilet seats in public restrooms? My Dr. wouldn’t answer this question and I need to know.
Nope, it's the dirty hookers.
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Nope, it's the dirty hookers.
Yep. Watch out for the ones who want to kiss.
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Nope, it's the dirty hookers.
You are the penicillin of questions.
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Dear Bart,
While working with Gorilla Glue today I inadvertantly glued my finger to my mustache. Is there any way of ungluing it or will I have to shave it and walk around with half a mustache until the shaved half grows in?
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Dear Bart,
While working with Gorilla Glue today I inadvertantly glued my finger to my mustache. Is there any way of ungluing it or will I have to shave it and walk around with half a mustache until the shaved half grows in?
Just keep the finger there until it grows enough for you to cut under the finger and still have your full Magnum P.I. stache.
PS- Gorillas have the smallest dicks of all the primates.
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Just keep the finger there until it grows enough for you to cut under the finger and still have your full Magnum P.I. stache.
PS- Gorillas have the smallest dicks of all the primates.
Wow! I would never have thought of that. You da man, Bart!
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Youse guys have been talking beer! Bart. With your kind permission I will quote myself from a different thread. I started the beer review questioning Kid but left my favorites in a different thread thinking the topic was long gone. I forget how much slower the world is outside the Heater thread
[Somewhat edited to keep apolitical] Hey, Kid. Wanted to get back to you to finish our conversation about Our Favorite Beers. My top three are Modelo Negro, Amstel Light and Samuel Adams. I drink around three beers a year to celebrate the NFL playoffs. Last year I bought a six pack of Modelo Negro for the Playoffs and Super Bowl. I still have 3 left
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Dear Bart,
Just pulled these two Ads. Should I take a break from Ellgab and go shoot a squirrel or something?
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Dear Bart,
Just pulled these two Ads. Should I take a break from Ellgab and go shoot a squirrel or something?
no shooting @zeebo
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Dear Bart,
How did my karma (not that I am complaining) jump 100 points to 592 in the middle of the night and your karma go down to 11? I am very confused and concerned at this strange turn of events (even though i am the beneficiary).. I humbly admit i do not deserve such high karma and you deserve all the karma to be gotten. Thanks for looking into this odd matter... TW Praise BE
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Dear Bart,
How did my karma (not that I am complaining) jump 100 points to 592 and your karma go down to 11? I am very confused and concerned at this strange turn of events (even though i am the beneficiary).. I humbly admit i do not deserve such high karma and you deserve all the karma to be gotten. Thanks for looking into this odd matter... TW Praise BE
Somebody asked if I could share their karma with others, you were one they wanted to share with.
As a plot twist I then gave that person all my karma.
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Somebody asked if I could share their karma with others, you were one they wanted to share with.
As a plot twist I then gave that person all my karma.
That's pretty cool!
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Somebody asked if I could share their karma with others, you were one they wanted to share with.
As a plot twist I then gave that person all my karma.
Thanks to you and my benefactor, the person who asked to share their karma with me. They are my unknown hero/heroine as you are.. I really thought this was all a dream ... I am grateful and thankful..... Love, TW :) :) :) ;)
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I seem to recall when it first came out they did, sorta, use that advertising campaign. Not as overtly as the great Old Milwaukee campaigns, of course, but had folks toobin' in the Guadalupe (maybe SM, Comal, or Frio) and featured a gal in a bikini top and a side-boob shot. But not overtly as a Swedish Bikini Team parachuting into your fishing camp and wanting to party.
This doesn't happen for you? sound's like you're fishin' in the wrong holes, good buddy.
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I quit drinking before the whole craft beer thing. And in spite of my germanic last name I never developed an appreciation of beer. Maybe I started drinking too early with Drewery’s, Hamms, Old Style and Pabst Blue Ribbon. I either tolerated a beer or I hated it.
3 notable beers I did enjoy. Molson Red (circa 1976), Tecate’ (circa 1982) and Old Style in a frosted mug where the ice forms in the beer on a hot day while listening to the Cubs trying to beat the Cardinals to clinch their division.
Beers I REALLY hated. Lablatts, Shaeffer, Genisee Cream Ale
'Sucks' is a German last name? Oh, I bet they 'Americanized it at Ellis Island. Die Familie Saugen. Hmmmm, I think it works for you either way.
And, because there can be 25 or more genders, I think now is the time to reclaim your cultural heritage. In this time of tolerance (with a little t) you would be accepted by at least a dozen or so of those genders. And me too.
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Popular regional beers when I was a young'un were Narragansett (Gansett) Rheingold, Piels, Ballantine (Double L) Shaeffer and of course there were also the major Milwaukee breweriew. Never developed a real favorite as it was an occasional thing and pretty much boiled down to what you could get from older kids who could by it. But I seem to recall drinking PBR more than anything else. Since then, I've drunk a lot of beer in a lot of places--even San Miquel, God help me.
PBR. Fond little league memories. Our team delinquent would steal a can or two fm his fathers fridge in the garage. Bring the goods to LL practice and we would sit in Right Field passing the cans back and forth until the coach would threaten us with 'sprints until you die!'
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PBR is interesting as the first industrial beer to be embraced ironically by my generation as a reaction against craft-brewery elitism. I had a different experience -- my first beer was a Beamish my older brother bought for me at a pub that flew it in weekly, so you might say I was born into snobbery. Still, I say beer is like water when you're thirsty -- you're usually grateful, no matter what it is.
Spoken like a Fucking Man.
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San Miguel really is atrocious. I don't know how they persuade those cats to crouch over so many bottles.
I don't even know what to say about your fucking beer. Unless it's, "You're buying."
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My first and only experience with San Miquel was on Guam or "Gum". It tasted a little odd but when I came down with a case of "San Miguel Shits" I was certain that there would be nothing left of me but asshole and eyebrows. I understand that nowadays it is a respectable beer with a world-wide following. They must have found the source of the bacterium.
Or maybe they just manufacture it outside of the P.I. Maybe it really "...is the water, and a whole lot more!"
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Where I grew up we had only PBR and Bud, and to step up, Wild Russian Vanya.
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Thanks for clearing that up. I think I'll just go straight.
You just answered a question for me.
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Hey! @Bart Ell! I told Mr. Spookcat about your book Legacy Woo. He wants to know if the sequel will be called "Legacy Woo 2: Electric Woogaloo"?
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Hey! @Bart Ell! I told Mr. Spookcat about your book Legacy Woo. He wants to know if the sequel will be called "Legacy Woo 2: Electric Woogaloo"?
Mr. Spookcat seems to be mocking my effort with his joke title.
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Mr. Spookcat seems to be mocking my effort with his joke title.
He has not been ellightened to the #legacy
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Dear Bart,
How did my karma (not that I am complaining) jump 100 points to 592 in the middle of the night and your karma go down to 11? I am very confused and concerned at this strange turn of events (even though i am the beneficiary).. I humbly admit i do not deserve such high karma and you deserve all the karma to be gotten. Thanks for looking into this odd matter... TW Praise BE
Karma is a zero sum game
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Hey! @Bart Ell! I told Mr. Spookcat about your book Legacy Woo. He wants to know if the sequel will be called "Legacy Woo 2: Electric Woogaloo"?
Compliments to the alliterative and allusionary wit of Mr. SpookCat.
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Dear Bart,
Did you the NAFTA treaty protect our claim to the Stanley Cup?
Sincerely,
Mssr Sucks, LTD, HOF, LSD
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Dear Bart,
Did you the NAFTA treaty protect our claim to the Stanley Cup?
Sincerely,
Mssr Sucks, LTD, HOF, LSD
51 years of Toronto suckage did more for that than NAFTA.
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51 years of Toronto suckage did more for that than NAFTA.
Dear God,
Please let the Leafs suck for at least one more night.
Go Hawks.
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Dear Bart,
Did you the NAFTA treaty protect our claim to the Stanley Cup?
Yeah, with Canadian players ;D
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Yeah, with Canadian players ;D
OK you can have Michael J Fox and Justin Bieber back.
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OK you can have Michael J Fox and Justin Bieber back.
https://youtu.be/lkXfQMUiV7A
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OK you can have Michael J Fox and Justin Bieber back.
I’d keep Marty McFly and trade them Rosie.
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Marty McFly had a Roadstar II
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Marty McFly had a Roadstar II
Marty McFly had to reach 88 mph as lightning struck on the day I was born.
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Marty McFly had to reach 88 mph as lightning struck on the day I was born.
We will have a party for you on November 12th
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Dear Bart, I just underwent a prostrate examination performed by my female primary care physician that seemed unnecessarily painful and long in duration and during which the Dr. was breathing heavily and murmuring things in a low tone that I couldn’t quite make out. I believe I'm either the victim of sexual assault or radical feminist aggression fueled by a deep hatred of white men. Can you tell me what my rights as a victim are and if I should report the incident to my insurance company. Sincerely, Violated in South Florida.
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Dear Bart, I just underwent a prostrate examination performed by my female primary care physician that seemed unnecessarily painful and long in duration and during which the Dr. was breathing heavily and murmuring things in a low tone that I couldn’t quite make out. I believe I'm either the victim of sexual assault or radical feminist aggression fueled by an abiding hatred of white men. Can you tell me what my rights as a victim are and if I should report the incident to my insurance company. Sincerely, Violated in South Florida.
What you should have done is start jerking off.
Always turn the tables.
Always.
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What you should have done is start jerking off.
Always turn the tables.
Always.
#eyecontact
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#eyecontact
Yes and there may be some eye contact when he finishes too!
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Why do I not see ads? My ad blocker is off. The only thing I've ever seen was Dave Schrader's True Crime show.
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Why do I not see ads? My ad blocker is off. The only thing I've ever seen was Dave Schrader's True Crime show.
TCT only shows up when you are not logged in.
There are 2 ads on the main page, I kept them off the rest of the forum
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TCT only shows up when you are not logged in.
There are 2 ads on the main page, I kept them off the rest of the forum
I log in and the main page shows nothing. Just "advertisement" and a blank space where the banner/ad should be.
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I log in and the main page shows nothing. Just "advertisement" and a blank space where the banner/ad should be.
Which browser?
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Which browser?
Chrome
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Chrome
You can try an Incognito window to see if it changes anything.
Not sure why it doesn't show
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You can try an Incognito window to see if it changes anything.
Not sure why it doesn't show
I'll try it now.
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Okay Bart...I logged off here. Logged in on Incognito...still nothing. Maybe it's because I have Kaspersky and it micro-manages everything, but gives me options to turn on and off whatever feature I want. I have the ad blockers, etc., off for this site.
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Okay Bart...I logged off here. Logged in on Incognito...still nothing. Maybe it's because I have Kaspersky and it micro-manages everything, but gives me options to turn on and off whatever feature I want. I have the ad blockers, etc., off for this site.
Don't sweat it.
In my mind you are now a prolific clicker!
#CLICKACY
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Don't sweat it.
In my mind you are now a prolific clicker!
#CLICKACY
Cool. Thanks. I would click the 'you know what' of all things I could possibly click. In fact, I'm clicking my pen right now repeatedly for no reason at all...at high speeds. :D
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Now that the other forum is back up can I get credit for my posts there towards my EllGab status?
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Now that the other forum is back up can I get credit for my posts there towards my EllGab status?
Can't do it.
They are one hissy fit away from not existing again.
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Hi Bart,
Just wondering. Are you related at all to biz reporter Maria BARTiromo?
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Hi Bart,
Just wondering. Are you related at all to biz reporter Maria BARTiromo?
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I did not have sex with that woman.
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I did not have sex with that woman.
Obviously. She doesn’t have that glow.
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Obviously. She doesn’t have that glow.
Correct.
Also no sign of the gift basket I allow them to leave with.
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Correct.
Also no sign of the gift basket I allow them to leave with.
See? What a softy. None of that Sinatra "The money's on the dresser baby, I'm thru with you" for Bart.
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See? What a softy. None of that Sinatra "The money's on the dresser baby, I'm thru with you" for Bart.
MONEY IS FOR HOOKERS!
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MONEY IS FOR HOOKERS!
I know but I just happened to be watching this and it came to mind:
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-sinatra-group/n10008
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The other place now has a double ad at the top of the content. Ugly.
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The other place now has a double ad at the top of the content. Ugly.
Disgusting! I would boycott.
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Dear Bart,
Why does Bellbriggab show 272 users but only 9 names? Including mine. So now only 8?
#BestGabIsEllGab
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Dear Bart,
Tigerlily has read my mind.(see above). I was just going to ask you the same question as she just did. I have wondered about it for days.Perhaps Brig is holding down spots for 272 unnamed users?. It makes no common sense to me either.. Could they be juggling numbers in an improper fashion? Thanks so much for your reply. . I will patiently wait on what you think on this matter ...
Praise BE always :) :) ;)
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Dear Bart,
Tigerlily has read my mind.(see above). I was just going to ask you the same question as she just did. I have wondered about it for days.Perhaps Brig is holding down spots for 272 unnamed users?. It makes no common sense to me either.. Could they be juggling numbers in an improper fashion? Thanks so much for your reply. . I will patiently wait on what you think on this matter ...
Praise BE always :) :) ;)
Reading your mind is a pleasant story 😺
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Reading your mind is a pleasant story 😺
:) :)
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Dear Bart,
Why does Bellbriggab show 272 users but only 9 names? Including mine. So now only 8?
#BestGabIsEllGab
The forum software can be modded to make those numbers you see at the bottom of the forum main page higher than they really are. The Bellgab numbers, especially the inflated "Guests" numbers, are probably not real.
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The forum software can be modded to make those numbers you see at the bottom of the forum main page higher than they really are. The Bellgab numbers, especially the inflated "Guests" numbers, are probably not real.
Is that your Maltese Terrier.
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Disgusting! I would boycott.
Definitely. Burn the place down!
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Is that your Maltese Terrier.
Yes ... that was Bo'. He passed away in 2012 at the age of 14. I currently have another Maltese, one of our four rescues at the moment...
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I did not have sex with that woman.
ROTFL...
oh, sorry...but it brought to mind the last time I heard someone state that...
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Dear Bart,
Why does Bellbriggab show 272 users but only 9 names? Including mine. So now only 8?
#BestGabIsEllGab
They are search engine spiders. I had the option to turn them off from showing as guests so I did.
They are real hits but they are about 95% bots just crawling the site
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_crawler
@tootsie_wootsy @TigerLily
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They are search engine spiders. I had the option to turn them off from showing as guests so I did.
They are real hits but they are about 95% bots just crawling the site
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_crawler
@tootsie_wootsy @TigerLily
I knew Bart would have the answer.. he's so smart among other great things :) ;)
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Praise BE
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They are search engine spiders. I had the option to turn them off from showing as guests so I did.
They are real hits but they are about 95% bots just crawling the site
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_crawler
@tootsie_wootsy @TigerLily
Spiders would account for some of them, but I really think he has upped the base count for the "Guests" numbers, especially if the "Guests" numbers stay consistently high and so out of proportion. There have been some interesting discussions on false forum numbers over the years. This forum software is one where they came up with a mod to change the numbers several years ago to make it easier to do.
https://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=468913.0 (https://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=468913.0)
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I knew Bart would have the answer.. he's so smart among other great things :) ;)
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Praise BE
Yes!!! And thanks for the links! I am learning so much new stuff ...
Praise Bart Ell
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Spiders would account for some of them, but I really think he has upped the base count for the "Guests" numbers, especially if the "Guests" numbers stay consistently high and so out of proportion. There have been some interesting discussions on false forum numbers over the years. This forum software is one where they came up with a mod to change the numbers several years ago to make it easier to do.
https://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=468913.0 (https://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=468913.0)
Could be, the number here dropped by about 120 when I stopped them from showing as guests... and that is with the majority of the pages not being crawled because they are behind a log-in.
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Could be, the number here dropped by about 120 when I stopped them from showing as guests... and that is with the majority of the pages not being crawled because they are behind a log-in.
I also noticed that the link below "Users Signed In Now" on Bellgab is disabled. If it is enabled (like it is on Ellgab, you have labeled it as Users Online), clicking on it will reveal log information on the logins including time and action even for "Guests". Since it is disabled on Bellgab, you can't see this information. If memory serves me correctly, I think it was suggested to disable this if one was to inflate the numbers (I will preface this by saying it has been a few years since working with forums but I do remember some of the discussions about forum number stats).
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I also noticed that the link below "Users Signed In Now" on Bellgab is disabled. If it is enabled (like it is on Ellgab, you have labeled it as Users Online), clicking on it will reveal log information on the logins including time and action even for "Guests". Since it is disabled on Bellgab, you can't see this information. If memory serves me correctly, I think it was suggested to disable this if one was to inflate the numbers (I will preface this by saying it has been a few years since working with forums but I do remember some of the discussions about forum number stats).
I kept most of the default settings here.
All you wrote makes sense.
I don't see the sense in it, though... but I also don't shove a cucumber down my pants to enhance, either.
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I kept most of the default settings here.
All you wrote makes sense.
I don't see the sense in it, though... but I also don't shove a cucumber down my pants to enhance, either.
I have found that most of the time the defaults are good, especially when first setting the forum up. Some of the forum software versions have so many options it is almost overwhelming in the beginning. It is the curse of a high level of customization. I have also found that a forum configuration is never completely finished, it is always a work in progress. The tweeking never ends.
I know the amount of time required to set up and run a forum properly, so I know the amount of time you and the volunteers put into this place and the associated website and the Bartcasts. Ellgab is a real success story: you take a bad situation (Bellgab closing), take quick action, and invent something better. Hats off to you and the volunteers here!
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I have found that most of the time the defaults are good, especially when first setting the forum up. Some of the forum software versions have so many options it is almost overwhelming in the beginning. It is the curse of a high level of customization. I have also found that a forum configuration is never completely finished, it is always a work in progress. The tweeking never ends.
I know the amount of time required to set up and run a forum properly, so I know the amount of time you and the volunteers put into this place and the associated website and the Bartcasts. Ellgab is a real success story: you take a bad situation (Bellgab closing), take quick action, and invent something better. Hats off to you and the volunteers here!
#Legacy to you
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I kept most of the default settings here.
All you wrote makes sense.
I don't see the sense in it, though... but I also don't shove a cucumber down my pants to enhance, either.
Thanks for answering our question. Interesting information. And I'm sure you just don't want the cucumber to feel jealous
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Yes ... that was Bo'. He passed away in 2012 at the age of 14. I currently have another Maltese, one of our four rescues at the moment...
This is Bogey. He’ll be 14 in Dec and he’s a trained attack dog.
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This is Bogey. He’ll be 14 in Dec and he’s a trained attack dog.
Bogey looks good at 14. It looks like he has the tongue hanging out thing going on. Bo' usually had the tongue hanging out a bit. He was also a bit of a yapper, especially when the doorbell rang or there was a dog on the TV :)
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Bogey looks good at 14. It looks like he has the tongue hanging out thing going on. Bo' usually had the tongue hanging out a bit. He was also a bit of a yapper, especially when the doorbell rang or there was a dog on the TV :)
Yup, it seems that he’s got more tongue than he has mouth and it sticks out a lot. Bogey is a bit of a control freak. He likes to keep a schedule and he knows what time certain things are supposed to happen like feedings, walks, play times, treats, nap times and bed time and if they don’t happen when they should he lets you know about it. He also has to know where everyone is in the house at all times and he’ll come looking for you if he hasn’t seen you for while. Sometimes he’ll actually try to get us all in one place in the house by barking and leading the way like Lassie or Rin Tin Tin. The dog is out of control.
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Yup, it seems that he’s got more tongue than he has mouth and it sticks out a lot. Bogey is a bit of a control freak. He likes to keep a schedule and he knows what time certain things are supposed to happen like feedings, walks, play times, treats, and nap times and bed time and if they don’t happen when they should he lets you know about it. He also has to know where everyone is in the house at all times and he’ll come looking for you if he hasn’t seen you for while. Sometimes he’ll actually try to get us all in one place in the house by barking and leading the way like Lassie or Rin Tin Tin. The dog is out of control.
They have us trained well :) True creatures of habit. It sounds like he has a herding instinct. Charlie, the Maltese I have now, will also come looking for you if he realizes you are not in the room. He also gets extremely anxious and nervous whenever he hears an electronic chirp, such as the short beep when pressing a button on an alarm system keypad or when the battery is low in a smoke detector and it chirps every minute or so. He was a rescue and something in his past must have happened to cause him to relate the chirp sound to danger or to something bad. They all have their quirks and their own personalities.
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I did not have sex with that woman.
YOu mean that was my dick?
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I know but I just happened to be watching this and it came to mind:
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-sinatra-group/n10008
I laughed. Karma.
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I laughed. Karma.
What are you doing up at this hour, ya old fart?
Oh, yeah. +1.
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This is Bogey. He’ll be 14 in Dec and he’s a trained attack dog.
He looks like an attack dog, right. LOL. So cute! :)
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This is Bogey. He’ll be 14 in Dec and he’s a trained attack dog.
Cutie!
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Chrome
@ShayP beyond Ad Blockers, the key to getting the ad to show is turn off tracking protection. In Firefox it is shown as the shield symbol in the address bar. When it is off (red line through it) they display just fine.
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Thanks, Dyna-X. Tracking protection in Firefox on the iPad is under the hamburger menus. Turning it off displays the ads.
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What are you doing up at this hour, ya old fart?
Oh, yeah. +1.
Heheh. couldn't sleep. Went to the gym a bit after that.
back at you
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@ShayP beyond Ad Blockers, the key to getting the ad to show is turn off tracking protection. In Firefox it is shown as the shield symbol in the address bar. When it is off (red line through it) they display just fine.
Thanks Dyna-X. :) My first visible ad wants me to buy a Buick. :P
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Bart, what did that guy do to get in the hall of fame and what does he get in return. And where is the geographical location of this place/building/establishment.
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Bart, what did that guy do to get in the hall of fame and what does he get in return. And where is the geographical location of this place/building/establishment.
Stop being lazy.
Click on HALL OF FAME and inform yourself.
The location is the safe space between the cuckshack and the Bell double wide.
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Hi, Bart.
Is that your real head-grown hair?
Have you already been asked this question?
Thank you. :)
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Hi, Bart.
Is that your real head-grown hair?
Have you already been asked this question?
Thank you. :)
Some of it is taint hair that I had transplanted on my head.
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Some of it is taint hair that I had transplanted on my head.
Ah. That explains the curl. Nice. ;) ;D
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Hi, Bart.
Is that your real head-grown hair?
Have you already been asked this question?
Thank you. :)
Is that your real hat? ;D ;)
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Darth Barthur
Why haven't we gone back to the moon? And a related question; is there really a Reptilian base on the far side of the moon?
With anticipation. Your humble servant
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Darth Barthur
Why haven't we gone back to the moon? And a related question; is there really a Reptilian base on the far side of the moon?
With anticipation. Your humble servant
The Evil Cheeseman told them the next time they tried to step foot on his globe of cheese they would find out what it is like to be eaten by cheese.
No Reptillians, just Evil Cheeseman.
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Mowing earlier and listening to some old C2C from a week or so ago. And Tommee asked Norry if he could chose another name what would it be and he said "Bartholomew."
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Is that your real hat? ;D ;)
It's the Cat's real hat. Ya good with that? ;D
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Mowing earlier and listening to some old C2C from a week or so ago. And Tommee asked Norry if he could chose another name what would it be and he said "Bartholomew."
Can you phrase that as a question?
Them's the rules in this thread. "Ask Bart Anything."
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Mowing earlier and listening to some old C2C from a week or so ago. And Tommee asked Norry if he could chose another name what would it be and he said "Bartholomew."
I honestly read that as "meowing earlier" and thought that was even funnier with Bartholomew. There's no hope for me, is there?
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This is Bogey. He’ll be 14 in Dec and he’s a trained attack dog.
Nice 👍 pup
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Bart,
What should I do?
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Bart,
What should I do?
Have a peach
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I honestly read that as "meowing earlier" and thought that was even funnier with Bartholomew. There's no hope for me, is there?
LOL! Not only is there hope, there is a calling!
PRAISE, SPOOKCAT! ;D :-*
+1!
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LOL! Not only is there hope, there is a calling!
PRAISE, SPOOKCAT! ;D :-*
+1!
Oh dear gods, no. No praising of the spookcat. No. Spookcat will become a spooked cat if that starts happening.
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Oh dear gods, no. No praising of the spookcat. No. Spookcat will become a spooked cat if that starts happening.
Oh, shit! Sorry.
How about, Purrrrr, Spookcat?
(I'm not taking back the +1. That's a done deal). ;)
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Oh, shit! Sorry.
How about, Purrrrr, Spookcat?
(I'm not taking back the +1. That's a done deal). ;)
Purrs and smilies are good :)
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Purrs and smilies are good :)
Then, I send plenty of those. ;) ;D :-*
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Have a peach
That's a good start. Thanks!
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That's a good start. Thanks!
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
And don't let anyone tell you it is a gateway fruit.
You can have as many as you like, no problem there!
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And don't let anyone tell you it is a gateway fruit.
You can have as many as you like, no problem there!
there might be a problem if you eat to many. you may end up counting the floor tiles in the bathroom 7 to 8 times, in one sitting.
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Bart, will we lose EllGab this weekend?
https://fossbytes.com/icann-global-internet-outage-over-next-48-hours/ (https://fossbytes.com/icann-global-internet-outage-over-next-48-hours/)
Marty McFly had a Roadstar II
I knew a lot of people with those guitars. A top-mount Kahler was a popular mod for them.
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Bart, will we lose EllGab this weekend?
https://fossbytes.com/icann-global-internet-outage-over-next-48-hours/ (https://fossbytes.com/icann-global-internet-outage-over-next-48-hours/)
Only Elvis really knows for sure.
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Bart Ell. Why do so many new members have low or negative karma? Do their posts suck or are being visited by the faithful?
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Bart Ell. Why do so many new members have low or negative karma? Do their posts suck or are being visited by the faithful?
I haven't paid attention to the whole karma thing.
I slapped it on and forgot about it.
I would guess it is a way for some people to be involved.
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Bart Ell. Why do so many new members have low or negative karma? Do their posts suck or are being visited by the faithful?
I'm new. My Karma went up anytime I criticized HW.
My Karma went negative as soon as I complained about no Voice Caller call-ins on MITD/DS.
Also, my Karma went further down when complaining about the show format of two guests, again, without live Voice callers. That was NEVER the show format Art Bell did, and I consider this a betrayal of his memory and what HE created. His show was hijacked by this criteria alone... I consider this an insult to AB's memory, and what he was trying to do for MITD. Don't forget the entire network was created, so one of the other hosts would take his place when he retired. Art would have never allowed the show format to change, so that was STOLEN from his show and legacy.
Anything negative about MITD/DS brings negative Karma. LOL. Pussy cats can't take the honest constructive critique, so they shit negative Karma on you.
I think I'll be getting some more negative Karma for this post too! Thanks! It's an honor. :-* 8) ;D
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I consider this an insult to AB's memory, and what he was trying to do for MITD.
Quit and watch it die because of a firecracker?
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Quit and watch it die because of a firecracker?
Trufax that.
@VC I think you have a lot of knowledge about Art Bell and other paranormal genre shows and history, and I ha ve found your posts interesting.
BUT - I think expecting a show that was basically about to have the plug pulled on it before Schrader stepped in to rise to the heady heights of Art Bell in the late 90’s with regard to open lines and callers is expecting a bit much. Let the dust settle, let the Heathens calm the fuck down and stop harassing his phone lines and let the show evolve to the point it needs to get to.
You can’t rush good shit mate.
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Quit and watch it die because of a firecracker?
Well, Art new "the art" of providing entertainment and perhaps being the "drama queen". The whole thing is creepy w/HW being there when "the firecrackers" went off and the police were involved. Obviously, we were being deceived on many levels about HW's involvement there, living there, and how/why she was "the chosen one".
The show format is solid gold, and that's what should have remained after HW's departure. Was Art really happy with HW's performance near his Friday the 13th?
Maybe Producer Michelle can fill us in on the details? Was HW deeply in love with AB beyond a mentor/friend relationship? Obviously, AB put a lot of trust in HW by selling her part of his property including his studio. He would never do that if he didn't trust her on some levels that must go very deep indeed.
Art Bell was not naive about intimate relationships with women, since he obviously had a lot of life experiences with women by that time.
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I'm new. My Karma went up anytime I criticized HW.
My Karma went negative as soon as I complained about no Voice Caller call-ins on MITD/DS.
Also, my Karma went further down when complaining about the show format of two guests, again, without live Voice callers. That was NEVER the show format Art Bell did, and I consider this a betrayal of his memory and what HE created. His show was hijacked by this criteria alone... I consider this an insult to AB's memory, and what he was trying to do for MITD. Don't forget the entire network was created, so one of the other hosts would take his place when he retired. Art would have never allowed the show format to change, so that was STOLEN from his show and legacy.
Anything negative about MITD/DS brings negative Karma. LOL. Pussy cats can't take the honest constructive critique, so they shit negative Karma on you.
I think I'll be getting some more negative Karma for this post too! Thanks! It's an honor. :-* 8) ;D
Welcome @VC to the karma jungle and all the highs and lows that go with it. I have only heard DS a few times but it moves along smoothly without feeling that there is a need for filler to finish out the show. The format has changed for the better as no one is Art, even Legacy Heather. While calls into the show can be fun they also can drag down a show and change the flow quickly. With Heather exposed on having a very controlling open lines, why would DS want to put himself in a situation with the faithful calling him to disrupt his show when he had nothing to do with Heather leaving in the first place.
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Looks like the mean boys and girls have already begun crowding the playground at BellGab. Quite ugly remarks about the Bartcast, EllGab, Keith, Dave, etc.
Even White Crow is showing his snarky dark side like a badge of honor.
Sad......
Edited to add: Got smited the moment I posted this. Sorry if the truth bothers you, da happy smiter, but it is what it is.
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Looks like the mean boys and girls have already begun crowding the playground at BellGab. Quite ugly remarks about the Bartcast, EllGab, Keith, Dave, etc.
Even White Crow is showing his snarky dark side like a badge of honor.
Sad......
Edited to add: Got smited the moment I posted this. Sorry if the truth bothers you, da happy smiter, but it is what it is.
+1 for you to even out the smite fucker.
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+1 for you to even out the smite fucker.
And one back at ya! Thanks.
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Bart Ell. Who would win a straight out fist fight, Jedi Miller or Dale for Heather’s Love.
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I'm new. My Karma went up anytime I criticized HW.
My Karma went negative as soon as I complained about no Voice Caller call-ins on MITD/DS.
Also, my Karma went further down when complaining about the show format of two guests, again, without live Voice callers. That was NEVER the show format Art Bell did, and I consider this a betrayal of his memory and what HE created. His show was hijacked by this criteria alone... I consider this an insult to AB's memory, and what he was trying to do for MITD. Don't forget the entire network was created, so one of the other hosts would take his place when he retired. Art would have never allowed the show format to change, so that was STOLEN from his show and legacy.
Anything negative about MITD/DS brings negative Karma. LOL. Pussy cats can't take the honest constructive critique, so they shit negative Karma on you.
I think I'll be getting some more negative Karma for this post too! Thanks! It's an honor. :-* 8) ;D
Get used to negative dings on your karma report. You could not post for two weeks and find that you've been smited a few point when you return. You weren't smited because you were away, you were smited because these little pussies can remain anonymous.
Embrace your low karma, it means you're doing something right. I just dinged you one more negative point and I'll expect you to reciprocate.
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+1 for you to even out the smite fucker.
I slapped ya down to 111. But I let you know it. ;)
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Looks like the mean boys and girls have already begun crowding the playground at BellGab. Quite ugly remarks about the Bartcast, EllGab, Keith, Dave, etc.
Even White Crow is showing his snarky dark side like a badge of honor.
Sad......
Edited to add: Got smited the moment I posted this. Sorry if the truth bothers you, da happy smiter, but it is what it is.
Negitive Karma is the TRUTH.. lol Then I am the TRUTH
What I'd do?.. I'm equally snarky to ALL.. I post to both sites
We are ALL Falkies.
Smitten me please...
Dave S and Heather are listenable..but I'd rather listen to Nancy and Lasha or omg Hoagie for his whackyness.
Vara is unlistenable.. The General Lee (MV) has real talent.
Your opinion "should" differ
Falkie is the one and only youtube mega superstar
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Looks like the mean boys and girls have already begun crowding the playground at BellGab. Quite ugly remarks about the Bartcast, EllGab, Keith, Dave, etc.
Even White Crow is showing his snarky dark side like a badge of honor.
Sad......
Edited to add: Got smited the moment I posted this. Sorry if the truth bothers you, da happy smiter, but it is what it is.
No shit. gonna go check it out. See who's being a puss.
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Looks like the mean boys and girls have already begun crowding the playground at BellGab. Quite ugly remarks about the Bartcast, EllGab, Keith, Dave, etc.
Even White Crow is showing his snarky dark side like a badge of honor.
Sad......
Edited to add: Got smited the moment I posted this. Sorry if the truth bothers you, da happy smiter, but it is what it is.
Got my whole quote and avatar posted on BellGab.....Wooo Hoooo! They no like, smites abound.
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Bart Ell. Who would win a straight out fist fight, Jedi Miller or Dale for Heather’s Love.
2 minute slap fight
Both get winded
Fall to the ground and end up making out with each other.
Love found.
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2 minute slap fight
Both get winded
Fall to the ground and end up making out with each other.
Love found.
#keepingitweirdinaustin
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2 minute slap fight
Both get winded
Fall to the ground and end up making out with each other.
Love found.
Kinda what I thought. I was hoping more of some sort of duel with toy lightsabers with look on Heather’s face that’s like “I can’t believe I have to sink this low to eat.
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Kinda what I thought. I was hoping more of some sort of duel with toy lightsabers with look on Heather’s face that’s like “I can’t believe I have to sink this low to eat.
It's cute that you think she is somehow above them.
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Bart, why do people care about their Karma numbers? I know I don’t. Feel free to smite away.
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Bart, why do people care about their Karma numbers? I know I don’t. Feel free to smite away.
I don't know why people care.
I also don't know why people care that other people care.
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It's cute that you think she is somehow above them.
I have seen that look personally so it’s kinda for my own amusement.
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It's cute that you think she is somehow above them.
Not much higher, after all, she's using a pussy fog in her griftful ways.
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Not much higher, after all, she's using a pussy fog in her griftful ways.
Exactly. @Bart Ell be grateful that you have avoided it’s affecting you. Mine was a short time and long ago but it wears off after awhile. Heather herself would feel like she is above them as she grows tired of it and see’s that there is no more value in the situation.
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Bart! Are you going to answer my question?
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Bart, If you won the powerball, What are you going to do with the jackpot?
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Bart! Are you going to answer my question?
I have an answer scheduled for next week
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Bart, If you won the powerball, What are you going to do with the jackpot?
I would have 5 furnaces installed.
Then I would have 5 separate air conditioning units installed.
I would turn all 10 on at full force to see if I end up being hot, cold or just right.
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Bart, Are you a Star Wars Fan or a Star Trek fan?
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Bart, Are you a Star Wars Fan or a Star Trek fan?
No, I am not big on space woo.
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Well, Art new "the art" of providing entertainment and perhaps being the "drama queen". The whole thing is creepy w/HW being there when "the firecrackers" went off and the police were involved. Obviously, we were being deceived on many levels about HW's involvement there, living there, and how/why she was "the chosen one".
The show format is solid gold, and that's what should have remained after HW's departure. Was Art really happy with HW's performance near his Friday the 13th?
Maybe Producer Michelle can fill us in on the details? Was HW deeply in love with AB beyond a mentor/friend relationship? Obviously, AB put a lot of trust in HW by selling her part of his property including his studio. He would never do that if he didn't trust her on some levels that must go very deep indeed.
Art Bell was not naive about intimate relationships with women, since he obviously had a lot of life experiences with women by that time.
You keep asking questions that are not ever going to be answered. Heather would be the one to provide those answers, but even when she does give answers (which I doubt she would for most of the questions you are asking) the veracity of the answers would be pretty suspect based on her history. And I'm really not sure why you think that Michelle would have the answers to most of those questions you wanted answered. I don't think they have ever even met.
If you look at what Art had been posting on his Facebook account including the last post re HW on April 3rd he was posting that he was "very proud of her work and determination". So, yes, I guess he was still happy with her ten days later.
I don't agree that the show format is solid gold. Nope. It was the combination of Art's talent as an interviewer and broadcaster, the show's format, and to a lesser degree, the years that Art did the show. I think he had a definite peak. I would argue that some of his later shows were not as good as his peak in the 90's and early 2000's. Times have changed and where years ago the paranormal was new, fresh, and intriguing, many people are now jaded, and skeptical. The show's format in the hands of a lesser skilled host and in these times can be long, boring, and totally unbelievable. There were times years back with Art when certain guests may have been unbelievable, but the story was entertaining and fun, and kept my attention for 4-5 hours. I also think Art got a little bit like a curmudgeon towards the end of his career. Always complaining about the phones and cutting callers off.
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I have an answer scheduled for next week
thank you, Sir!
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You keep asking questions that are not ever going to be answered. Heather would be the one to provide those answers, but even when she does give answers (which I doubt she would for most of the questions you are asking) the veracity of the answers would be pretty suspect based on her history. And I'm really not sure why you think that Michelle would have the answers to most of those questions you wanted answered. I don't think they have ever even met.
If you look at what Art had been posting on his Facebook account including the last post re HW on April 3rd he was posting that he was "very proud of her work and determination". So, yes, I guess he was still happy with her ten days later.
I don't agree that the show format is solid gold. Nope. It was the combination of Art's talent as an interviewer and broadcaster, the show's format, and to a lesser degree, the years that Art did the show. I think he had a definite peak. I would argue that some of his later shows were not as good as his peak in the 90's and early 2000's. Times have changed and where years ago the paranormal was new, fresh, and intriguing, many people are now jaded, and skeptical. The show's format in the hands of a lesser skilled host and in these times can be long, boring, and totally unbelievable. There were times years back with Art when certain guests may have been unbelievable, but the story was entertaining and fun, and kept my attention for 4-5 hours. I also think Art got a little bit like a curmudgeon towards the end of his career. Always complaining about the phones and cutting callers off.
OMG. You're someone with common sense and clear thinking. No wonder I like you! ;D
+1!
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Dear Bart, I have been in the grip of a sick compulsion to rip mattress tags off mattresses since my early teens. It doesn’t matter if the mattress is mine or not, I just have to do. My relatives. friends and neighbors are on to me and won’t let me near their bedrooms. Also,there are several hotel chains that won’t let book a room. Recently, I have been obsessed with the idea of breaking into a mattress store and having my way its entire inventory. Is there a hotline for people like me where I might get information on support groups and 28 day programs. Sincerely, Desperate in Duluth.
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Dear Bart, I have been in the grip of a sick compulsion to rip mattress tags off mattresses since my early teens. It doesn’t matter if the mattress is mine or not, I just have to do. My relatives. friends and neighbors are on to me and won’t let me near their bedrooms. Also,there are several hotel chains that won’t let book a room. Recently, I have been obsessed with the idea of breaking into a mattress store and having my way its entire inventory. Is there an emergency helpline for people like me where I might get information on support groups and 28 day programs. Sincerely, Desperate in Duluth.
I support your compulsion.
My only advice would be to transition into couch and chair tags.
While they are protecting their precious bedrooms you can run wild on their living room.
Happy detagging!
- Bart
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Dear Bart
For ads I got Hotels in Hilo *click*, Resort in Bahamas *click*, Fine Jewelry in San Diego *click*, F-150 *no click*
Why did I get the truck ad? We were on a roll
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Dear Bart
For ads I got Hotels in Hilo *click*, Resort in Bahamas *click*, Fine Jewelry in San Diego *click*, F-150 *no click*
Why did I get the truck ad? We were on a roll
A life reminder to appreciate the good times.
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Dear Bart
For ads I got Hotels in Hilo *click*, Resort in Bahamas *click*, Fine Jewelry in San Diego *click*, F-150 *no click*
Why did I get the truck ad? We were on a roll
2 for us, 1 for you, 1 for me. I don’t see the problem.
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OMG. You're someone with common sense and clear thinking. No wonder I like you! ;D
+1!
Lol. Thanks, I try. These days, I call it uncommon sense. I find it can be rare.
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Dear Bart,
Why do I keep getting pesticide ads? I don't even have a garden.
Sincerely,
Perplexed
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Dear Bart,
Why do I keep getting pesticide ads? I don't even have a garden.
Sincerely,
Perplexed
Clicking it may make it go away!
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Clicking it may make it go away!
I have.....everyday.....for weeks! Maybe they think I really enjoy my pesticides.
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I have.....everyday.....for weeks! Maybe they think I really enjoy my pesticides.
Automatic image recognition sees the flowers in your avatar and they are looking to protect you.
I get ones for tree services all the time. I'm still not coming down out of the tree, nope, nope nope!
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Automatic image recognition sees the flowers in your avatar and they are looking to protect you.
I get ones for tree services all the time. I'm still not coming down out of the tree, nope, nope nope!
Makes perfect sense! Who knew adsense was so thoughtful. Thank you Dyna-X. You are truly wise.
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Bart, do we get to vote on the fate of Groyper? Or should we just start a go fund me to help him with his med costs as he is obs off them.
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Bart, do we get to vote on the fate of Groyper? Or should we just start a go fund me to help him with his med costs as he is obs off them.
If you go into the Politics forum you have to expect extreme reactions.
That's why I don't bother going in there.
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If you go into the Politics forum you have to expect extreme reactions.
That's why I don't bother going in there.
Shoulda left him to it then ... he’s a dirty boy when he hasn’t had his lithium ;)
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Shoulda left him to it then ... he’s a dirty boy when he hasn’t had his lithium ;)
His first post summed up his message, no real need for a drawn out pissing match afterwards.
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His first post summed up his message, no real need for a drawn out pissing match afterwards.
Agreed :)
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If you go into the Politics forum you have to expect extreme reactions.
That's why I don't bother going in there.
I go not talk about politics since it seems to bring out extreme comments and our ellgab friendships are ruined. I don't care to know how anyone feels or votes.
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I don't care to know how anyone feels or votes.
I don't know or care what side people are on
I don't know or care what side the threads in there are on.
I simply don't give a shit.
Just don't bring it to the rest of the board.
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I don't care what someone's politics are.. I am upset over racist, anti semitic, homophobic, misogynist, etc comments...
@FISH
Don't being it in here
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Don't being it in here
i'm sorry
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thank you, Sir!
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Bart, do we get to vote on the fate of Groyper? Or should we just start a go fund me to help him with his med costs as he is obs off them.
What did I miss?
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Was @Richard Groyper being bad today?
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Was @Richard Groyper being bad today?
Not really, it was 2 sided.
Too much quality coffee is my guess.
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Not really, it was 2 sided.
Too much quality coffee is my guess.
Coffee is terrible.
When you say "not really" do you mean not really in terms of general population or "not really" in terms of usual groyper? There's a bit of a difference there. ;)
Hi, Groyper, how are you? How's the family?
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Coffee is terrible.
When you say "not really" do you mean not really in terms of general population or "not really" in terms of usual groyper? There's a bit of a difference there. ;)
It's all the same to me
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Coffee is terrible.
When you say "not really" do you mean not really in terms of general population or "not really" in terms of usual groyper? There's a bit of a difference there. ;)
Hi, Groyper, how are you? How's the family?
the family and i are doing fine, Spookcat. how are you?
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the family and i are doing fine, Spookcat. how are you?
I'm alive.
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I'm alive.
congrats.
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congrats.
I am alive too.
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I am alive too.
thanks for checking in. ;D
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thanks for checking in. ;D
you have gained some weight since i saw you last.
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you have gained some weight since i saw you last.
my dear lady, ive always been this rotund.
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my dear lady, ive always been this rotund.
gray with extra stuffing. you may want to see a doctor.
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gray with extra stuffing. you may want to see a doctor.
im just trying to fit in around here.
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im just trying to fit in around here.
Ha Ha! you like acting like a simpleton.
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Ha Ha! you like acting like a simpleton.
im following the herd.
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I am alive too.
Me too...
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If you go into the Politics forum you have to expect extreme reactions.
That's why I don't bother going in there.
It's easier to just take part... ;)
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It's easier to just take part... ;)
Pass.
It's like seeing a naked woman vacuuming.
You can never look at her the same way again.
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Dear Bart,
I'm still new to the forum ins and outs. Is there a way to stop seeing replies if you're no longer interested in the thread? If not, it's no trouble, I can always just mark them "read".
Also, how was your trip? Did you make it back home safely?
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Dear Bart,
I'm still new to the forum ins and outs. Is there a way to stop seeing replies if you're no longer interested in the thread? If not, it's no trouble, I can always just mark them "read".
Also, how was your trip? Did you make it back home safely?
Not that I know of.
Not back home yet, sometime in the next week, though.
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Not that I know of.
Not back home yet, sometime in the next week, though.
Not a problem. :)
Hope you are having fun and doing well.
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Bart, I continue to post in both forums and have gained neither love or hatred in either. What am I doing wrong? It’s probably just as well as I am not on any “sideâ€. I have enjoyed the NPC meme but am confused how spouting groupthink combats groupthink. I also wonder if “Duh†constitutes true inner speech. Edit: I just noticed a 15 point dive in my Karma with little to no posting on EllGab. I don’t care about my Karma score but wonder what could have caused the drop. Makes me glad I have real friends instead of pretend ones on the internet. Thanks for the entertainment Bart. Hope you all have a wonderful day doing what you do.
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Not a problem. :)
Hope you are having fun and doing well.
YES! WOO CAT IS BACK!
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Bart, I continue to post in both forums and have gained neither love or hatred in either. What am I doing wrong? It’s probably just as well as I am not on any “sideâ€. I have enjoyed the NPC meme but am confused how spouting groupthink combats groupthink. I also wonder if “Duh†constitutes true inner speech.
Group think is a term mentally stunted individuals use to explain an opinion they do not share.
People who think in sides are people unable to accept differing opinions.
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YES! WOO CAT IS BACK!
Back by popular demand! ;D
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Group think is a term mentally stunted individuals use to explain an opinion they do not share.
People who think in sides are people unable to accept differing opinions.
Thanks for answering Bart. I think people should have open minds but not so open that their brain gets bruised from rattling around. I like both forums because they are great places to people watch.
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Back by popular demand! ;D
By far my favorite spook
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Thanks for answering Bart. I think people should have open minds but not so open that their brain gets bruised from rattling around. I like both forums because they are great places to people watch.
Bruised from being too open minded is still better than crushed by being too closed-minded.
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dear Bart,
why does google ads have kittens mining?
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dear Bart,
why does google ads have kittens mining?
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They have been living rent free for too long.
40 hour work week for all pets.
Get them mining or sweeping up!
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Dear Darth Barthur (praise Him with Great Praise)
I know there are only serious posts here and so is this one. I was busy last week celebrating and (politically) activating. When I finally return to my dear Home Ellgab, I find the PROGRESSIVE VOICE thread shut down. Disappointment ensued. Just wondered why you shut down the whole thread instead of catching, tagging and releasing the miscreants into the zoo? Yes, I know that fascist hater, @tootsie_wootsy , can really go off with that racist potty mouth of hers. But I miss posting in our one and only thread dedicated to our political point of view
Your homegirl, TigerLily
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Dear Darth Barthur (praise Him with Great Praise)
I know there are only serious posts here and so is this one. I was busy last week celebrating and (politically) activating. When I finally return to my dear Home Ellgab, I find the PROGRESSIVE VOICE thread shut down. Disappointment ensued. Just wondered why you shut down the whole thread instead of catching, tagging and releasing the miscreants into the zoo? Yes, I know that fascist hater, @tootsie_wootsy , can really go off with that racist potty mouth of hers. But I miss posting in our one and only thread dedicated to our political point of view
Your homegirl, TigerLily
I am a lazy man by nature.
Your solution means many steps, mine took one.
Open another thread and try again.
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dear Bart,
why does google ads have kittens mining?
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The Homo Sapien Sapiens got too uppity with our Alien Overlords so they turned to the real land-based master species prior to wiping us out
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I am a lazy man by nature.
Your solution means many steps, mine took one.
Open another thread and try again.
That was quick. Thanks. I figured that was probably the reason. New thread? I don't think so. You may be lazy but I'm easily demoralized
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Dear Darth Barthur (praise Him with Great Praise)
I know there are only serious posts here and so is this one. I was busy last week celebrating and (politically) activating. When I finally return to my dear Home Ellgab, I find the PROGRESSIVE VOICE thread shut down. Disappointment ensued. Just wondered why you shut down the whole thread instead of catching, tagging and releasing the miscreants into the zoo? Yes, I know that fascist hater, @tootsie_wootsy , can really go off with that racist potty mouth of hers. But I miss posting in our one and only thread dedicated to our political point of view
Your homegirl, TigerLily
:) it was all my fault, my racist potty mouth could not be shut. :) ;) @TigerLily
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:) it was all my fault, my racist potty mouth could not be shut. :) ;) @TigerLily
I don't blame you. I don't think anyone blames you for the shut of that subject. I enjoy your postings, your sense of humor and your "art work". Take care and stop blaming yourself.
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I don't blame you. I don't think anyone blames you for the shut of that subject. I enjoy your postings, your sense of humor and your "art work". Take care and stop blaming yourself.
just kidding around..but thanks :) @FISH
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That was quick. Thanks. I figured that was probably the reason. New thread? I don't think so. You may be lazy but I'm easily demoralized
So good to see Samantha Stephens riding on her broom with her dog. Happy Halloween, Samantha.
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just kidding around..but thanks :) @FISH
I want you to be "ok" while you are visiting EllGab. Praise Bart Ell for this great place for us to connect.
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I want you to be "ok" while you are visiting EllGab. Praise Bart Ell for this great place for us to connect.
thanks, yes, Bart Ell is great.. so funny and smart - I always praise BE :)
@FISH
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sincere praises only.
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sincere praises only.
I have something sincere to say to you. 50/50 chance I would wind up in either the Hall of Fame or the zoo
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I have something sincere to say to you. 50/50 chance I would wind up in either the Hall of Fame or the zoo
you seem upset.
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you seem upset.
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Did you dummies get lost on the way to the politics board?
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sage advice. wholesome.
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Dear Bart,
Ginger, or Mary-Ann?
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(Asking for a friend)
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Dear Bart,
Ginger, or Mary-Ann?
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As a kid I thought Mary-Ann.
As an adult I have done better with the Ginger types.
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As a kid I thought Mary-Ann.
As an adult I have done better with the Ginger types.
wait, im half ginger ...
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Dear Bart,
Ginger, or Mary-Ann?
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(Asking for a friend)
In the 1990's we were at one of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 conventions in Minneapolis and Russell Johnson who played the Professor on Gilligan's Island was one of the discussion panel members (the MST3K crew riffed two of his movies, This Island Earth and The Space Children).
One of his comments was that one question he was often asked is why, being the smart professor, didn't he build a boat to get everyone off the island? His response was: "If you were stranded on a desert island with Mary Ann and Ginger, and your only male competition was Mr. Howell, the Skipper, and Gilligan, would you have wanted to leave?"
:D
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wait, im half ginger ...
Curtains or carpet?
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As a kid I thought Mary-Ann.
As an adult I have done better with the Ginger types.
The Mary-Ann's are looking for a MRS. The Gingers? They got no souls. Disposable.
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wait, im half ginger ...
Top or bottom?
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In the 1990's we were at one of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 conventions in Minneapolis and Russell Johnson who played the Professor on Gilligan's Island was one of the discussion panel members (the MST3K crew riffed two of his movies, This Island Earth and The Space Children).
One of his comments was that one question he was often asked is why, being the smart professor, didn't he build a boat to get everyone off the island? His response was: "If you were stranded on a desert island with Mary Ann and Ginger, and your only male competition was Mr. Howell, the Skipper, and Gilligan, would you have wanted to leave?"
:D
;) ;D
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Curtains or carpet?
niether.
my hair color is brownish turning grey, thanks to my fathers german heritage. my mother was full ginger (100% irish) with brown hair as well.
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wait, im half ginger ...
PREPARE TO BE ENTERED!
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PREPARE TO BE ENTERED STRIEBERED!
fify?
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fify?
Wrong end!
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Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
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Everyone has their hugging silks on. TOO SOON?
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Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
Probably alien related.
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Everyone has their hugging silks on. TOO SOON?
Not me.
I got my eating silks on.
Pickled eggs and peanut butter.
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Probably alien related.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
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Not me.
I got my eating silks on.
Pickled eggs and peanut butter.
Peanut butter to me is pie to you.
Satan Spit.
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Not me.
I got my eating silks on.
Pickled eggs and peanut butter.
Together?? You have strange taste, sir!
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Together?? You have strange taste, sir!
Seems like a lie to me.
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Peanut butter to me is pie to you.
Satan Spit.
Are you from Russia? The only people I know who hate peanut butter are Russians.
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Are you from Russia? The only people I know who hate peanut butter are Russians.
No Russian here. I dislike peanuts intensely.
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Not me.
I got my eating silks on.
Pickled eggs and peanut butter.
And dreaming of peaches.
fify
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No Russian here. I dislike peanuts intensely.
I have a suggestion, come to the USA. Find employment in one of our hospitals. You can sit in the break room and learn to love peanut butter. I have witnessed so many Russian doctors learning to love peanut butter while sitting in the break room.
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I have a suggestion, come to the USA. Find employment in one of our hospitals. You can sit in the break room and learn to love peanut butter. I have witnessed so many Russian doctors learning to love peanut butter while sitting in the break room.
It is what I imagine eating grout would be like.
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Not me.
I got my eating silks on.
Pickled eggs and peanut butter.
Bart is preggers
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Bart is preggers
Who is the daddy?
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Bart is preggers
i don't believe you
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i don't believe you
I know the subject is --Ask Bart Anything
But I just have to ask you...where is your cute face?
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I know the subject is --Ask Bart Anything
But I just have to ask you...where is your cute face?
lol.. you don't think my new profile pic is cute? ok.. i'll change it.. :)
wowee, it's me :) :)
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lol.. you don't think my new profile pic is cute? ok.. i'll change it.. :)
wowee, it's me :) :)
Yes! the cute face is back.
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Yes! the cute face is back.
why thank you.. you're sweet :) :)
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Who is the daddy?
Yo Mama
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I woke up terribly confused this morning. May I please have a hug?
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I woke up terribly confused this morning. May I please have a hug?
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Toe beans!!! I love it! Thank you, wr!
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I woke up terribly confused this morning. May I please have a hug?
TO THE SILKS!
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It is what I imagine eating grout would be like.
https://www.wfp.org/nutrition/special-nutritional-products
Essentially what tons of American kids are raised on and jogging-obsessed yuppies eat is what charities give to starving people in 3rd world, corrupt, war-torn, hell-holes as last ditch efforts to give them nutrition. Peanut butter, energy bars, etc. Interesting. :o
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I woke up terribly confused this morning. May I please have a hug?
No. Because it always leads to sex.
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No. Because it always leads to sex.
Spookcat has a grade A sex voice. 😱😱😱
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Spookcat has a grade A sex voice. 😱😱😱
I'll contemplate charging in Discord. ;)
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I'll contemplate charging in Discord. ;)
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Well then I wouldn't be talking.
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Well then I wouldn't be talking.
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NOW IM CONFUSED AND AROUSED
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No. Because it always leads to sex.
Doncha hate it when they take advantage of your loving nature? I find that being a sex object is a tough gig.
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Well then I wouldn't be talking.
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I think if you told Groyper to roll over he would you know ... if you then tried to tickle his belly he might purr.
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Not feeling the love . . . .
Minus 50 karma . . . .
It really cuts me to be rejected by you wonderful folks.
Cuts me deep . . . . :'(
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Doncha hate it when they take advantage of your loving nature? I find that being a sex object is a tough gig.
I find it understandable that you would whine about it, being a squid and all. Me? I have learned to say no. I'm not gonna conjure up a boner just because 'they' want to be sexed up real good. Sometimes 'NO' is 'NO.'
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Not feeling the love . . . .
Minus 50 karma . . . .
It really cuts me to be rejected by you wonderful folks.
Cuts me deep . . . . :'(
Alright, alright, here, hold onto my boner. Feelin' the love, now?
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I find it understandable that you would whine about it, being a squid and all. Me? I have learned to say no. I'm not gonna conjure up a boner just because 'they' want to be sexed up real good. Sometimes 'NO' is 'NO.'
Hey, I've made progress. I'm now just "easy" where as back in the day I was "instant."
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@Bart Ell
I'm about to do this, any advice?
http://techguylabs.com/episodes/1536/how-can-i-move-my-data-one-ssd-another (http://techguylabs.com/episodes/1536/how-can-i-move-my-data-one-ssd-another)
I'm actually going to 5 drives (4 SSD and one 7.2k spinner). I don't know why, I'm no longer recording horn bands and mixing it into Dolby 5.1, I'm more like taking old 2-track demos and digitizing them and removing tape hiss and tightening up the presence of the vocals and guitars...
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@Bart Ell Here is a question for you. Would you interview George Knapp for the bartcast? Also Bart, What you you want for Christmas this year??
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@Bart Ell : are u there yet?
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@Bart Ell Who is the coolest person that you have met?
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@Bart Ell
I'm about to do this, any advice?
http://techguylabs.com/episodes/1536/how-can-i-move-my-data-one-ssd-another (http://techguylabs.com/episodes/1536/how-can-i-move-my-data-one-ssd-another)
I'm actually going to 5 drives (4 SSD and one 7.2k spinner). I don't know why, I'm no longer recording horn bands and mixing it into Dolby 5.1, I'm more like taking old 2-track demos and digitizing them and removing tape hiss and tightening up the presence of the vocals and guitars...
im not Bart but i have advice.
get clonezilla (https://clonezilla.org/downloads/download.php?branch=stable).
burn the iso to a flash drive.
start up the computer, booting from the flash drive
then follow the on screen directions.
once done go into bios and change the boot to the new drive.
here (https://win10faq.com/how-to-clone-windows-10-with-clonezilla/) is a decent writeup on how to use it.
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@Bart Ell Who is the coolest person that you have met?
He has hung out in Cannes with Bobby D. What more do you want?
http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=402.msg88259#msg88259
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@Bart Ell Here is a question for you. Would you interview George Knapp for the bartcast? Also Bart, What you you want for Christmas this year??
I don't do interviews... but I have been interviewed.
Not only by the police!
I have everything I need and I have learned to not want anything.
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@Bart Ell : are u there yet?
I am.
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@Bart Ell Who is the coolest person that you have met?
Cool to me or who you would think is cool?
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He has hung out in Cannes with Bobby D. What more do you want?
He's in the Top 10!
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Cool to me or who you would think is cool?
the person that is "cool" in your book.
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I don't do interviews... but I have been interviewed.
Not only by the police!
I have everything I need and I have learned to not want anything.
So you were interviewed by Art's ghost then??
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the person that is "cool" in your book.
Her name is Vanessa.
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Her name is Vanessa.
Cool.
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@Bart Ell, What would you do if you ran Coast to Coast am? Would you keep George Noory or give him his walking papers? If you did fired Mr Noory, Who would replace him at Coast 2 Coast am??
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Praise @Bart Ell! Who is currently the most popular person on people's "ignore" list? I'm wondering if it's thread specific or if there is someone who just bugs everyone on every thread.
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@Bart Ell, What would you do if you ran Coast to Coast am? Would you keep George Noory or give him his walking papers? If you did fired Mr Noory, Who would replace him at Coast 2 Coast am??
It's his show now, like it or not.
Is that Church guy still around?
If so I would toss him.
He's shit.
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Praise @Bart Ell! Who is currently the most popular person on people's "ignore" list? I'm wondering if it's thread specific or if there is someone who just bugs everyone on every thread.
I have no idea, I don't think I have access to that.
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@Bart Ell How much propane should I use to set the bead on the back tire on my tractor?
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Where is Bart? :-[
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@Bart Ell How much propane should I use to set the bead on the back tire on my tractor?
Full power.
Always.
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Dear Bart
Can i change into a different anonymous persona?
TW
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Dear Bart
Can i change into a different anonymous persona?
TW
I don't know, can you?
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Are you going to keep this thread pinned?
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Is this political, historical or racist?
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im not Bart but i have advice.
get clonezilla (https://clonezilla.org/downloads/download.php?branch=stable).
burn the iso to a flash drive.
start up the computer, booting from the flash drive
then follow the on screen directions.
once done go into bios and change the boot to the new drive.
here (https://win10faq.com/how-to-clone-windows-10-with-clonezilla/) is a decent writeup on how to use it.
@wr250, thanks for solidifying my initial plan. Actually, I did kind of a hybrid. First off, I did a fresh install of Windows 7 on the drive and will be using Clonezilla to handle the easy lifting.
I did come across a small problem, my motherboard has 6 eSATA ports but they don't seem to like SSDs on two of them. I've got a few things to check but I'm up to my eyeballs in crap.
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@Bart Ell Have you ever seen a walking stick?
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It’s the thing in the leaves that looks like this
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It’s the thing in the leaves that looks like this
He's so cool! Is he missing a leg?
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It’s the thing in the leaves that looks like this
Walking Stick that seems to have some leg amputated. They seem really weird when they are mating. And you hate to make them move out of the way, I mean, let them have their fun.
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Walking Stick that seems to have some leg amputated.
Oh well, I've heard you only need three anyway.
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Are you going to keep this thread pinned?
It's about me.
Anything about me should be a site wide sticky.
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Is this political, historical or racist?
I don't give a shit.
Won't even waste a second clicking the play button.
It's my secret to having a happy life.
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@Bart Ell Have you ever seen a walking stick?
No but it reminds me of a girl I dated.
She would look like that right before every fashion show she did.
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No but it reminds me of a girl I dated.
She would look like that right before every fashion show she did.
We did? Oh @Bart Ell - you've been holding out on us! Are you a super model!?!?!
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We did? Oh @Bart Ell - you've been holding out on us! Are you a super model!?!?!
No... but my eyes are dreamy.
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We did? Oh @Bart Ell - you've been holding out on us! Are you a super model!?!?!
Now I shall always picture Bart like this:
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Now I shall always picture Bart like this:
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I have better hair.
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I have better hair.
Okay. So more like this?
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Okay. So more like this?
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That's a stringy mess compared to my hair.
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That's a stringy mess compared to my hair.
Remote viewing ... Got it!
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Remote viewing ... Got it!
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I sold my soul so that I could keep my hair and not show that much forehead ever.
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I sold my soul so that I could keep my hair and not show that much forehead ever.
Always read the fine print when soul selling
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Always read the fine print when soul selling
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I had my fingers crossed when I made the deal.
I kept my soul and avoided being overhaired.
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I had my fingers crossed when I made the deal.
I kept my soul and avoided being overhaired.
Only Bart Ell could so easily outwit Satan
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Only Bart Ell could so easily outwit Satan
People often overthink things.
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Bart, do you drink scotch? Talkin' bout good stuff ;)
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Bart, do you drink scotch? Talkin' bout good stuff ;)
I stopped drinking when I was 18 and caught myself talking to an ugly girl.
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Okay. So more like this?
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Fabio is my dad.
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Fabio is my dad.
Is Kane Roberts your mom?
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Is Kane Roberts your mom?
hehe I actually had to google him to know who you're referring to. Ah, that guy. Yeah I guess ;D
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I stopped drinking when I was 18 and caught myself talking to an ugly girl.
When we said “Go ugly early†that’s not what we meant.
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When we said “Go ugly early†that’s not what we meant.
IT NEVER HAPPENED AGAIN!
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IT NEVER HAPPENED AGAIN!
Drinking turned you gay, or mute? I am so confused.
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Drinking turned you gay, or mute? I am so confused.
No!
It made me talk to girls that would probably be goddesses to someone like you but not good enough for me!
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Dear Bart,
WTF, over?
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Dear Bart,
WTF, over?
Canary yellow, over.
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DEar @Bart Ell
Why is Kingdom of Nye Radio giving me the song titles in Spanish?
GravitySucks, HOF
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IT NEVER HAPPENED AGAIN!
Yay!
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IT NEVER HAPPENED AGAIN!
To Master Bart and all and sundry Ellgabbers, has anyone else gotten an ad like this? A new medicine to treat noninfectious diarrhea in HIV-positive patients? I'm glad there is a treatment. Just wondering - seems a very niche product to be advertising to the general public. Cost-wise and all. ???
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To Master Bart and all and sundry Ellgabbers, has anyone else gotten an ad like this? A new medicine to treat noninfectious diarrhea in HIV-positive patients? I'm glad there is a treatment. Just wondering - seems a very niche product to be advertising to the general public. Cost-wise and all. ???
I get mostly mail order brides, guns and pizza so I’m not complaining.
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DEar @Bart Ell
Why is Kingdom of Nye Radio giving me the song titles in Spanish?
GravitySucks, HOF
Born On The Bayou was the only song coming up with a Spanish title for an English track.
You won 3 BartCoins for being the one who found it!
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To Master Bart and all and sundry Ellgabbers, has anyone else gotten an ad like this? A new medicine to treat noninfectious diarrhea in HIV-positive patients? I'm glad there is a treatment. Just wondering - seems a very niche product to be advertising to the general public. Cost-wise and all. ???
Sounds like one I would want to click on to see what is up with that!
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Sounds like one I would want to click on to see what is up with that!
Yeah, I sure will the next time it comes on. I've seen it three more times, too. Persistent little buggers. :D
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Bart, any thoughts on a cooking/food ETC category?
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Bart, any thoughts on a cooking/food ETC category?
A few.
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A few.
I'm glad to hear that. Cooking threads in general are usually placed by some poor soul in a random topics category, and these threads have some traction for awhile but they eventually get lost in the madhouse shuffle that is a random topics category. You understand. Think of it like the movies and TV category, that one does well and hey, we fuckin' eat, man!
I trust you will find it within your borderline glorious heart to feed us.
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@Bart Ell , would the forum be better if there where more BACON? Bacon Porn is always good.
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@Bart Ell , would the forum be better if there where more BACON? Bacon Porn is always good.
Less talk and more action @damon!
Get that Bacon thread going with all the sexy bacon you can find!
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Less talk and more action @damon!
Get that Bacon thread going with all the sexy bacon you can find!
Clarion call to the Bellas!
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Quote from: Bart Ell on Today at 09:26:16 PM
Screw the bills, you choose one and I will do it in December.
#Clickacy
#SantaBartSavesThePets
#HookersArePeopleToo
Dear Mr. Wonderful aka Bart Ell. You are a Prince among men
Screw the hookers. Save the animals
Love and Praises,
TigerLily
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Dear Mr. Wonderful aka Bart Ell. You are a Prince among men
Screw the hookers. Save the animals
Love and Praises,
TigerLily
isnt that what you would usually do with a hooker?
i guess theres blackjack as well.
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Mr. Bart,
What has happened to make my browsers tell me the site is not secure? I'm also getting a few connection issues where I'll have to resend a post. :(
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Mr. Bart,
What has happened to make my browsers tell me the site is not secure? I'm also getting a few connection issues where I'll have to resend a post. :(
I had quite a few “network connection lost†error messages yesterday myself when trying to submit posts. Maybe 5 or 6.
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I had quite a few “network connection lost†error messages yesterday myself when trying to submit posts. Maybe 5 or 6.
Yep.
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isnt that what you would usually do with a hooker?
i guess theres blackjack as well.
Sarcasm with a double entendre and an ironic twist
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Mr. Bart,
What has happened to make my browsers tell me the site is not secure? I'm also getting a few connection issues where I'll have to resend a post. :(
Moi aussi
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Mr. Bart,
What has happened to make my browsers tell me the site is not secure? I'm also getting a few connection issues where I'll have to resend a post. :(
Maybe? When in doubt blame Russian hackers or Chinese Communist hackers....
https://www.wired.com/story/google-internet-traffic-china-russia-rerouted/
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Maybe? When in doubt blame Russian hackers or Chinese Communist hackers....
https://www.wired.com/story/google-internet-traffic-china-russia-rerouted/
Or MS13, or immigrants, or all non-white people
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Mr. Bart,
What has happened to make my browsers tell me the site is not secure? I'm also getting a few connection issues where I'll have to resend a post. :(
put a https:// in front of ellgab.com to make it secure.
https://ellgab.com
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put a https:// in front of ellgab.com to make it secure.
https://ellgab.com
PRAISE WR250! :-*
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I had quite a few “network connection lost†error messages yesterday myself when trying to submit posts. Maybe 5 or 6.
For the low price of only $4.99 per month I can clear those up for you. Extra $2.99 if you’d like the gold package upgrade with the complimentary Blame Keith insurance package.
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For the low price of only $4.99 per month I can clear those up for you. Extra $2.99 if you’d like the gold package upgrade with the complimentary Blame Keith insurance package.
Do you take Bart Buck$?
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I had quite a few “network connection lost†error messages yesterday myself when trying to submit posts. Maybe 5 or 6.
The hosting company has been updating stuff.
They say they are aware of the issue and are waiting for a patch.
Should clear up soon.
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Somethin's goin on.
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For the low price of only $4.99 per month I can clear those up for you. Extra $2.99 if you’d like the gold package upgrade with the complimentary Blame Keith insurance package.
oooohhhh, should def upgrade the package. I hear the blame Keith option has a LOT of mileage.
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Do you take Bart Buck$?
Only $BartCoin it’s on the rise!
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oooohhhh, should def upgrade the package. I hear the blame Keith option has a LOT of mileage.
We’ve taken it beyond phones and dump buttons. Late for work? Blame Keith! Forgot to pack your kids lunch again this morning? Blame Keith! He is now covering anywhere from household vacuum cleaners to acts of god. Your #CuckShack got struck by lightning? Now you can blame Keith too!
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Mr. Bart,
What has happened to make my browsers tell me the site is not secure? I'm also getting a few connection issues where I'll have to resend a post. :(
@Spookcat I get that from the other place, not here. As a matter of fact when I goog bellgab it never shows up on page one, usually about halfway down page two. Page one is falkie videos and other things about bellgab, just not bellgab. Not really posting there anyways :-\ meh
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isnt that what you would usually do with a hooker?
i guess theres blackjack as well.
A forum with blackjack and hookers? ;)
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@Bart Ell, What is your least favorite holiday and what is your favorite holiday?
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@Bart Ell, What is your least favorite holiday and what is your favorite holiday?
Every day is a holiday in my world, pal.
My least favorite would be celebrating a new year. If you are living life the right way then you celebrate every new day.
I find Easter sex to be the best sex, mostly because I spend the day saying I HAVE ARISEN AGAIN!
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Every day is a holiday in my world, pal.
My least favorite would be celebrating a new year. If you are living life the right way then you celebrate every new day.
I find Easter sex to be the best sex, mostly because I spend the day saying I HAVE ARISEN AGAIN!
But, do you believe in the Easter Bunny? Do you believe the Easter Bunny lays Easter Eggs? Thoughts?
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But, do you believe in the Easter Bunny? Do you believe the Easter Bunny lays Easter Eggs? Thoughts?
Yes.
I am the Easter Bunny.
The Easter eggs are the beautiful young ladies.
I lay them.
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Dear Bart Ell,
Why are some desserts called Salads??? Praise Bart Ell!
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Dear Bart Ell,
Why are some desserts called Salads??? Praise Bart Ell!
I think it's to give diet cheats. "I had a salad instead of the ice cream." ;)
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Dear Bart Ell,
Why are some desserts called Salads??? Praise Bart Ell!
Because some people need a salad more than they deserve a dessert.
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I lay them.
This is a hard pumping song. Notice to the heavy moderate paced thumping bumping bass drum. Bump ump ump ump ump and so on. Sweet dreams are made of this. Well, that's assuming the snoring is any indication. HAAA!
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Because some people need a salad more than they deserve a dessert.
Do you toss your salad? You could toss mine. What kind of salad dressing?
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Because some people need a salad more than they deserve a dessert.
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Good job getting rid of the nose hairs.
HAVE A DESSERT!
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This is a hard pumping song. Notice to the heavy moderate paced thumping bumping bass drum. Bump ump ump ump ump and so on. Sweet dreams are made of this. Well, that's assuming the snoring is any indication. HAAA!
Babies get made to that thump.
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Do you toss your salad? You could toss mine. What kind of salad dressing?
Ever sit on a popsicle?
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Ever sit on a popsicle?
yes. its called the "fickle finger of fate"
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Ever sit on a popsicle?
Until now I had never even considered this.
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Hey Bart !
What's the fascination with Heather ?
Same dough-heads endlessly posting their five word sentences . . . . 3500+ posts . . . wtf ?
Do you pay them ?
Just not feelin' the love here . . .
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Albino !
Haven't seen one of those mutations in a while . . .
Thanks for posting !
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Bart, I'm worried for your welfare. I've noticed that there are several creepy boys on this forum that want to be your boyfriend (chefist, Ace of something-something). Are you OK? Are you being stalked?
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Nice try sweetheart . . .
Your concern is touching (yourself)
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Bart, I'm worried for your welfare. I've noticed that there are several creepy boys on this forum that want to be your boyfriend (chefist, Ace of something-something). Are you OK? Are you being stalked?
Everyone wants to drink from the cock of their God.
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Do you pay them ?
Obviously.
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Hey Bart !
What's the fascination with Heather ?
Same dough-heads endlessly posting their five word sentences . . . . 3500+ posts . . . wtf ?
Do you pay them ?
Just not feelin' the love here . . .
come on AOC, you know I love you bro.
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will bart have a happy thanksgiving? great turkey dinner? Hi.
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@Bart Ell , how are you going to cook your Turkey for thanksgiving??
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Everyone wants to drink from the cock of their God.
I'm trying to convince the other site you're not a gay.
This sort of thing does NOT help!
top-right corner tho
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will bart have a happy thanksgiving? great turkey dinner? Hi.
I like to call it Thanksgetting.
I give every other day of the year, today is for me.
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@Bart Ell , how are you going to cook your Turkey for thanksgiving??
I only eat food that was prepared in an Instant Pot.
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I'm trying to convince the other site you're not a gay.
I had no idea you volunteered your time to help the feeble-minded.
I commend you for the effort, it can't be very rewarding.
It's like Charlie Babbitt trying to teach Raymond that Who's On First is comedy.
Never works out, the feeble always wins.
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I only eat food that was prepared in an Instant Pot.
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@Bart Ell, are you going to rule the whole solar system? Who do you want to play you in the movie about your life?
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@Bart Ell, are you going to rule the whole solar system? Who do you want to play you in the movie about your life?
I am too busy trying to populate it to rule it.
The only person good enough to play me would be me and they wouldn't be able to afford me.
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I am too busy trying to populate it to rule it.
The only person good enough to play me would be me and they wouldn't be able to afford me.
Who would be your stunt double then if they could afford your services of playing yourself?? I hope its not falkie. ;)
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Who would be your stunt double then if they could afford your services of playing yourself?? I hope its not falkie. ;)
He, Bart, has requested me for the role. Primarily for the the full frontal shower scenes where I (Bart) have been sentenced to four years hard service to the Correctional Institute For Beautiful Amazon Woman Who Happen To Have Unusually Big Feet. After awhile I (Bart) has had enough already and just wants to get some sleep and then manages to sneak out disguised as an awkward three legged seamstress.
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He, Bart, has requested me for the role. Primarily for the the full frontal shower scenes where I (Bart) have been sentenced to four years hard service +1 karma, double entendre to the Correctional Institute For Beautiful Amazon Woman Who Happen To Have Unusually Big Feet +1 karma, family values, uh, in your family. After awhile I (Bart) has had enough already and just wants to get some sleep and then manages to sneak out disguised as an awkward three legged seamstress +1 karma, self-effacing clever analogy, -1 karma, intolerable visuals.
Karma=1+1+1-1
=2
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Dear Bart or Others,
Wasn't there an original thread (probably pinned) speculating about why BellG was taken down last fourth of July? I haven't been able to find it for weeks!
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Dear Bart or Others,
Wasn't there an original thread (probably pinned) speculating about why BellG was taken down last fourth of July? I haven't been able to find it for weeks!
It might've been taken down when BG came back.
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Dear Bart or Others,
Wasn't there an original thread (probably pinned) speculating about why BellG was taken down last fourth of July? I haven't been able to find it for weeks!
Weeks?
YOUR SEARCH SKILLS SUCK, I FOUND IT IN UNDER ONE MINUTE!
It's in Radio and Podcasts.
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He, Bart, has requested me for the role. Primarily for the the full frontal shower scenes where I (Bart) have been sentenced to four years hard service to the Correctional Institute For Beautiful Amazon Woman Who Happen To Have Unusually Big Feet. After awhile I (Bart) has had enough already and just wants to get some sleep and then manages to sneak out disguised as an awkward three legged seamstress.
All true.
I did demand he wore a prosthetic to beef up where he is lacking, though.
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All true.
I did demand he wore a prosthetic to beef up where he is lacking, though.
Feet? It's hard to compete with an Amazon foot.
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All true.
I did demand he wore a prosthetic to beef up where he is lacking, though.
Yeah, I do keep a pretty ripped mid section so the extra padding on the gut made things much more realistic. ;)
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Weeks?
YOUR SEARCH SKILLS SUCK, I FOUND IT IN UNDER ONE MINUTE!
It's in Radio and Podcasts.
But that's not fair! You probably actually searched, while I merely "hadn't been able to find it"!
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It might've been taken down when BG came back.
Yes, unpinned.
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Bart, why am I banned?
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Not much going on here . . .
The clientele has de-evolved.
Same tired obsession with Heather Wade.
Same tired circle-jerk . . .
Hoping you have another source of income Bart.
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Bart, why am I banned?
Your breath
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Hoping you have another source of income Bart.
I milk your mom.
Mom of shithead milk goes for three bucks a half cup and that cow produces gallons an hour.
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I milk your mom.
Mom of shithead milk goes for three bucks a half cup and that cow produces gallons an hour.
Oh, Bart. Why are you so cool? Kinda like a Steve McQueen for the 21st century
Packing serious heat
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I milk your mom.
Mom of shithead milk goes for three bucks a half cup and that cow produces gallons an hour.
It's nice to see you've switched from milking your dad . . .
Guessing old habits die 'hard' for you.
Again, same tired old circle jerk here . . .
Your dim-wit clientele hasn't moved on from Heather Wade.
In fact, you haven't either . . .
Is your dad calling you?
Run along now . . . don't keep him waiting.
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It's nice to see you've switched from milking your dad . . .
Guessing old habits die 'hard' for you.
Again, same tired old circle jerk here . . .
Your dim-wit clientele hasn't moved on from Heather Wade.
In fact, you haven't either . . .
Is your dad calling you?
Run along now . . . don't keep him waiting.
Weak shit, Ace
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Bart, why am I banned?
How can you post if you are banned?
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How can you post if you are banned?
Ahh, I see you got your wish. To answer your question, it was a typo. What I meant to say was "Bart, right now I'm playing drums, bass guitar, electric and acoustic guitar while covering all vocal responsibilities at the same time" "Why am I BAND?" That's what I meant to say but you know me, Mr. Doofus. :P :P :P
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Dear Bart or Others,
Wasn't there an original thread (probably pinned) speculating about why BellG was taken down last fourth of July? I haven't been able to find it for weeks!
Nice new look @Sofia!
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Nice new look @Sofia!
@PolkaDot I would have been a great Sofia.
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@PolkaDot I would have been a great Sofia.
I believe it. And you go with everything.
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Nice new look @Sofia!
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Ahh, I see you got your wish. To answer your question, it was a typo. What I meant to say was "Bart, right now I'm playing drums, bass guitar, electric and acoustic guitar while covering all vocal responsibilities at the same time" "Why am I BAND?" That's what I meant to say but you know me, Mr. Doofus. :P :P :P
LOL. That's funny. ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Bart !!
Stop mumbling . . . . don't you know that it's rude to try to talk with your mouth full ?
Didn't dad teach you anything . . . . else ?
Get back to the Heather Wade dry-hump folks. 3500+ posts, about nothing.
Deep . . . very deep !!
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LOL. That's funny. ;D ;D ;D ;)
I'm warning you, you better be careful, or we're gonna cuddle ;D
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I'm warning you, you better be careful, or we're gonna cuddle ;D
Um, I don't think your life-partner would be cool with that, and neither would mine. But we can be good friends. ;) ;D
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Um, I don't think your life-partner would be cool with that, and neither would mine. But we can be good friends. ;) ;D
But you and I, Starr....we're good friends.
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Hi Bart!
May I nominate Bluejay for HoF for being the best gif ninja?
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Hi Bart!
May I nominate Bluejay for HoF for being the best gif ninja?
You may.
I think the title covers that, though.
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You may.
I think the title covers that, though.
Very much so. But he doesn't have his picture in the hall of great people other than Bart.
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Very much so. But he doesn't have his picture in the hall of great people other than Bart.
But they don't have a fancy and unique custom title.
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But they don't have a fancy and unique custom title.
True.
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Ahh, I see you got your wish. To answer your question, it was a typo. What I meant to say was "Bart, right now I'm playing drums, bass guitar, electric and acoustic guitar while covering all vocal responsibilities at the same time" "Why am I BAND?" That's what I meant to say but you know me, Mr. Doofus. :P
Better Band than Canned.
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True.
What does your body look like? Are you a Muslim cat?
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What does your body look like? Are you a Muslim cat?
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It's a ghost cat.
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Bart, do you have an intercom system in your house? I do, and it can be a real bother.
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Better Band than Canned.
Plus 1 on that, baby cakes.
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It's a ghost cat.
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Mmm French toast in the morning. Youza.
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Mmm French toast in the morning. Youza.
Meow
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It's a ghost cat.
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Spook has just single-handedly saved this thread! ksm, you need to get back on your game, son. Happy Holidays to all if I don't make it back in before the new year
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Bart, do you have an intercom system in your house? I do, and it can be a real bother.
Not anymore, no use for it with my flip phone and text messages.
I do enjoy the ring video doorbell though.
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ksm, you need to get back on your game, son.
Look, Christmas is coming and I'm trying to be nice as forced and fraudulent as it is. Merry Christmas and see you in January, fuckface! ;)
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Look, Christmas is coming and I'm trying to be nice as forced and fraudulent as it is. Merry Christmas and see you in January, fuckface! ;)
It was the fuckface that sold it.
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@Bart Ell is it possible to rename the annoyingly random mostly harmless george-nory-sucks trolls from next door with fly names? I mean ignore is great but I think if they were named horsefly, blowfly, housefly, or fruitfly it would be more appropriate.
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@Bart Ell is it possible to rename the annoyingly random mostly harmless george-nory-sucks trolls from next door with fly names? I mean ignore is great but I think if they were named horsefly, blowfly, housefly, or fruitfly it would be more appropriate.
It is possible.
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It is possible.
Will you pretty please bestow fly names on them? Please? It’ll really be a good giggle.
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There was a time when these Art Bell/George Noory sites had some 'bite' to them . . . bright ruthless posts about current events/people.
Where are the 'old clientele' that used this site? There was nothing here to hold them. Nothing remotely intelligent.
Sadly . . . as Art passed, and George became entrenched, sites like this one have really have nothing to talk about. 56,000 posts about Heather Wade.
Read any page of the 'Heather hate' thread . . . learn anything new? Same endless 5 word sentences by the same dull subscribers.
Bart, surely you've noticed the political threads dwindle to nothing . . . . when America has the most controversial and divisive President ever.
Read the 'Polka Dot' posts above . . . this is a good example of the depth of the users/posters on your site. Sad and true.
Didn't know there was a 'next door site' . . .
George Noory sucks !
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Bart, surely you've noticed the political threads dwindle to nothing . . . .
The beauty of that brings a tear to my eye.
#Clickacy
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@Bart Ell , If i google you, would google tell me about how awesome that you are??
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@Bart Ell , If i google you, would google tell me about how awesome that you are??
If it doesn't then it should
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I clicked on the krill oil ad. Sounds interesting.
My question is isn't krill what whales eat? By harvesting them for oil are we taking a food source away from whales?
Follow up question: Isn't this like what harvesting palm oil is doing to the orangutan's food source?
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Are reindeer and moose related?
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Are reindeer and moose related?
No but they have cross-sexed.
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I clicked on the krill oil ad. Sounds interesting.
My question is isn't krill what whales eat? By harvesting them for oil are we taking a food source away from whales?
Follow up question: Isn't this like what harvesting palm oil is doing to the orangutan's food source?
Whales eat anything, that is how they become whales.
I never used palm oil, from the first time I just did it dry.
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How valuable has duck been the last few days around here?
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How valuable has duck been the last few days around here?
How do you get down off a duck?
You don’t. You get down off a goose.
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How valuable has duck been the last few days around here?
A second source away from the H.O.F.
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No but they have cross-sexed.
Are you making that up? ???
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It's a ghost cat.
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Oh, so beautiful! No wonder you are so modest all the time! We can't have Toms fainting all over!
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How valuable has duck been the last few days around here?
well i don't like to spread false hope haha
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well i don't like to spread false hope haha
You got some good/bad press lately.
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Look, Christmas is coming and I'm trying to be nice as forced and fraudulent as it is. Merry Christmas and see you in January, fuckface! ;)
I'm with PolkaDot on this...fuckface clinched it
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There was a time when these Art Bell/George Noory sites had some 'bite' to them . . . bright ruthless posts about current events/people.
Where are the 'old clientele' that used this site? There was nothing here to hold them. Nothing remotely intelligent.
Sadly . . . as Art passed, and George became entrenched, sites like this one have really have nothing to talk about. 56,000 posts about Heather Wade.
Read any page of the 'Heather hate' thread . . . learn anything new? Same endless 5 word sentences by the same dull subscribers.
Bart, surely you've noticed the political threads dwindle to nothing . . . . when America has the most controversial and divisive President ever.
Read the 'Polka Dot' posts above . . . this is a good example of the depth of the users/posters on your site. Sad and true.
Didn't know there was a 'next door site' . . .
George Noory sucks !
I get your point, I really do, but you're not very good at this persona. Why do people even bother smiting you?
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Dear Bart,
What's happened on Ellgab since August in 2 sentences or less.
Hail Bart
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There was a time when these Art Bell/George Noory sites had some 'bite' to them . . . bright ruthless posts about current events/people.
Where are the 'old clientele' that used this site? There was nothing here to hold them. Nothing remotely intelligent.
Sadly . . . as Art passed, and George became entrenched, sites like this one have really have nothing to talk about. 56,000 posts about Heather Wade.
Read any page of the 'Heather hate' thread . . . learn anything new? Same endless 5 word sentences by the same dull subscribers.
Bart, surely you've noticed the political threads dwindle to nothing . . . . when America has the most controversial and divisive President ever.
Read the 'Polka Dot' posts above . . . this is a good example of the depth of the users/posters on your site. Sad and true.
Didn't know there was a 'next door site' . . .
George Noory sucks !
If we make ourselves ugly, we deprive you of the opportunity!
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Dear Bart,
What's happened on Ellgab since August in 2 sentences or less.
Hail Bart
The usual...
Plus you missed out on many opportunities to visit our sponsors!
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@Bart Ell Are you going to have an awesome Christmas?
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@Bart Ell Are you going to have an awesome Christmas?
Bart is santa. so yes Bart will have an awesome christmas.
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Bart is santa. so yes Bart will have an awesome christmas.
I doubt Santa likes it, he is locked into some lifetime slave duty and has to work on a holiday.
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@Bart Ell Are you going to have an awesome Christmas?
Could be, I could also have a car slam into me and put me in a chair for my remaining days.
Fingers crossed!
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Could be, I could also have a car slam into me and put me in a chair for my remaining days.
Fingers crossed!
You could ask La$ha to envelope you in a bubble of protection.
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You could ask La$ha to envelope you in a bubble of protection.
She's a big bubble herself.
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Bart if you had to release one and only one of the zoo or nursery residents this year, kind of like the ceremonial turkey pardon at thanksgiving... which turkey would it be?
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Bart if you had to release one and only one of the zoo or nursery residents this year, kind of like the ceremonial turkey pardon at thanksgiving... which turkey would it be?
Has one of them died?
I would choose the dead one.
Fuck the others.
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Has one of them died?
I would choose the dead one.
Fuck the others.
Good call. The quiet would be an improvement. And could have someone channel them on a wootacular.
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Good call. The quiet would be an improvement. And could have someone channel them on a wootacular.
I prefer gone and forgotten.
The only reason to channel them would be to try and kill their ghost.
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Dear Darth Barthur
Is the Wootacular akin to the Apocalypse?
I asked this same question in an incorrect thread. Does this require a smite?
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Dear Darth Barthur
Is the Wootacular akin to the Apocalypse?
I asked this same question in an incorrect thread. Does this require a smite?
The Wootacular is everything you wished for from Bart.
Yes, smite yourself.
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The Wootacular is everything you wished for from Bart.
Yes, smite yourself.
Do we each get a pony*?
*Cockney rhyming slang or equine
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OMG it worked.. thank you Bart .. I always loved you :) :) :) :-* :-* :-*
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oh no, i went from the nursery to the cuckshack :-X :( :'(
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Bart, please take me out of cuckshack..i promise to be good
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Dear Bart.. I am out of nursery and in cuckshack but i can post.. i am all mixed up.. please take me out of cuckshack for Christmas :) :-* :-* :-*
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^^^^
Really?
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Do we each get a pony*?
*Cockney rhyming slang or equine
Yes.
I forgot to cut air holes in the boxes, though.
Just pretend it is sleeping.
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^^^^
Really?
Seemed to be a glitch.
I did not have time to deal with it so I just banned her ass.
#HollyJolly
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Seemed to be a glitch.
I did not have time to deal with it so I just banned her ass.
#HollyJolly
I'm sorry. I'm not having a good day today.
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I just banned her ass.
#HollyJolly
Dear Santa, her ass is not enough. May you completely ban the entire skunkass smelling feces smeared twatface permanently.
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Seemed to be a glitch.
I did not have time to deal with it so I just banned her ass.
#HollyJolly
Thank you good sir. Did you hear they have begun banning people they just don’t like on Bellgab? I’ve been there since before the he owner has. That place is a toilet now.
I hope the funeral pyre burns quickly and fully. The last bit of gas that I can has apparently been thrown.
Within a day of challenging the current owner directly this is the result.
Truly the champions of “free speech†as evidenced below:
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Did you hear they have begun banning people they just don’t like on Bellgab?
That's what I do here!
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That's what I do here!
Well. At the very least you seem to have better taste.
Thanks as always for the laughs.
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Well. At the very least you seem to have better taste.
Thanks as always for the laughs.
Look on the bright side, you are the one white crow that proves banning is alive and well.
#SayNoToThePoncho
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Yes.
I forgot to cut air holes in the boxes, though.
Just pretend it is sleeping.
Schrodinger's pony
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I'm sorry. I'm not having a good day today.
You're only human! Hope your bad days are few!
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Yes.
I forgot to cut air holes in the boxes, though.
Just pretend it is sleeping.
Aged burger meat, my fave!
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Darth Barthur. WHERE ARE MY PURPLE BOXES??? YOU MUST COMPLY!!!
Thank you for your kind consideration of this demand request. NOW, PLEASE!!!
Purple is Life
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Darth Barthur. WHERE ARE MY PURPLE BOXES??? YOU MUST COMPLY!!!
Thank you for your kind consideration of this demand request. NOW, PLEASE!!!
Purple is Life
^^^
She is a legacy bitchin Bart babe.
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Darth Barthur. WHERE ARE MY PURPLE BOXES??? YOU MUST COMPLY!!!
Thank you for your kind consideration of this demand request. NOW, PLEASE!!!
Purple is Life
I don't have a lot of pull around here but agree that @TigerLily should get the purple.
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I don't have a lot of pull around here but agree that @TigerLily should get the purple.
You're the best! 😽
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^^^
She is a legacy bitchin Bart babe.
Woo hoo! Thanks, Cat Lady!
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Can tootsie wootsie in nursery chat with the ones in Nursery Room?
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Can tootsie wootsie in nursery chat with the ones in Nursery Room?
Spoiler: she is four out of the five accounts in the nursery. Bart said yesterday, there was a glitch that caused a nursery breakout, so he thought it was just easier to ban her.
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Spoiler: she is four out of the five accounts in the nursery. Bart said yesterday, there was a glitch that caused a nursery breakout, so he thought it was just easier to ban her.
Thanks for the info. There's some humor in an unintended nursery breakout.
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^^^
She is a legacy bitchin Bart babe.
Yes, a kind one too.
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Hey, Bart.
I'm still not sure whether you like me or not. You probably don't. I'm not a big fan of me either.
Thing is, many of my long-time friends are posting here.
So, if there is a way we can reach an accord, I would be happy. ;)
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Woo hoo! Thanks, Cat Lady!
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:-* :-* :-*
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Hey, Bart.
I'm still not sure whether you like me or not. You probably don't. I'm not a big fan of me either.
Thing is, many of my long-time friends are posting here.
So, if there is a way we can reach an accord, I would be happy. ;)
I'm sure Bart likes you fine! You'd hear about it if he didn't. :-* *hugs*
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I'm sure Bart likes you fine! You'd hear about it if he didn't. :-* *hugs*
I trust you on this, Spookcat. ;D :-*
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Hey, Bart.
I'm still not sure whether you like me or not. You probably don't. I'm not a big fan of me either.
Thing is, many of my long-time friends are posting here.
So, if there is a way we can reach an accord, I would be happy. ;)
I like you more when you are not drinking.
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Darth Barthur. WHERE ARE MY PURPLE BOXES??? YOU MUST COMPLY!!!
Thank you for your kind consideration of this demand request. NOW, PLEASE!!!
Purple is Life
It started so dom and ended so sub.
I am conflicted now.
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Hey, Bart.
I'm still not sure whether you like me or not. You probably don't. I'm not a big fan of me either.
Thing is, many of my long-time friends are posting here.
So, if there is a way we can reach an accord, I would be happy. ;)
🌟🌟🌟 Starr 🌟🌟🌟 We like you. Bart likes you. I may not appreciate some of your running' buddies, but you know I loves ya. I don't understand why you don't like you. That makes me sad. Have you started kicking dogs, beating up babies, tripping old ladies on the stairs? No? There is too much hate in the world already. Don't waste it on yourself. You certainly don't deserve it. Dr. TigerLily prescribes more sunshine, fresh air and a healthy dose of ego boosters. And be kind to @StarrMountain . She's a friend of mine :-*
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It started so dom and ended so sub.
I am conflicted now.
I am a Bitchen Bart Babe of many moods. And talents. Come over here, ya big ol hunk of Bartness and we'll trade spankings 💋💋💋
Praise @Bart Ell for dressing me up in purple!
Now. Give me a Special Title and I will be happy. For a while
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Yes, a kind one too.
Thanks, sweetie
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How do you get down off a duck?
You don’t. You get down off a goose.
@GravitySucks
Best down there is Eiderdown, which is from Eider ducks. The best is harvested in Svalbard and made into duvets and pillows. The "light" variety will keep you warm in most of the USA winters even.
"The scientific name of the duck is derived from Ancient Greek somatos "body" and erion "wool", and Latin mollissimus "very soft", all referring to its down feathers."
Here one can buy:
https://norvegr.com/products/eiderdown-from-the-island-of-svalbard
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I like you more when you are not drinking.
You like me more when I am drinking.
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I trust you on this, Spookcat. ;D :-*
I think so, too.
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Thanks, sweetie
:)
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It started so dom and ended so sub.
I am conflicted now.
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Dear Bart,
Why are guests now allowed on all the boards? I thought they were restricted.
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Dear Bart,
Why are guests now allowed on all the boards? I thought they were restricted.
I was just wondering about that, because I also saw that there were ads on that board and on them HW thread, too. Maybe to generate more ad revenue? They used to just be on the home page.
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Dear Bart,
Why are guests now allowed on all the boards? I thought they were restricted.
I screwed up a few things when I was adding new groups so I asked my ninja team to fix things up.
I know they started on it sometime today and not sure when it will be done.
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I screwed up a few things when I was adding new groups so I asked my ninja team to fix things up.
I know they started on it sometime today and not sure when it will be done.
Buddy, it's Christmas and I told you it would take a few days.. I promise, scouts honor, Friday, latest!
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It started so dom and ended so sub.
I am conflicted now.
LOL
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LOL
At least he made the correct choice. Lucky for him
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At least he made the correct choice. Lucky for him
Such a good boy.
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Buddy, it's Christmas and I told you it would take a few days.. I promise, scouts honor, Friday, latest!
sometimes it's easier to get forgiveness than permission. myopic? i know, but in the short term what the fuck
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sometimes it's easier to get forgiveness than permission. myopic? i know, but in the short term what the fuck
I require neither forgiveness or permission on these issues.
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I require neither forgiveness or permission on these issues.
That really goes without saying...must be nice. Unfortunately, most of the rest of us are simple plebs who must consider such things
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Are you still awake @Bart Ell ?
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Will WooGab - uh, the Wootacular have a chat like we had on SNT?
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Will WooGab - uh, the Wootacular have a chat like we had on SNT?
YouTube chat
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YouTube chat
Screw that. I’m not giving those Google bastards my info.
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Screw that. I’m not giving those Google bastards my info.
Wrap your screen name in tinfoil.
Works every time.
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Wrap your screen name in tinfoil.
Works every time.
Headed to the grocery store now.
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Bart
Is there still hope that George will overcome his paranoia in time for your SPECTACULAR WOOTACULAR ?
the children are counting on him !
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Bart
Is there still hope that George will overcome his paranoia in time for your SPECTACULAR WOOTACULAR ?
the children are counting on him !
Fun awaits!
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Fun awaits!
Will it be in the form of a mass computer crash? Blue screens all over North America and elsewhere?
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Hello Bart. Happy Christmas eve and merry Christmas!
Quick question, since Jedimiller was one of only two actual voices in the Wootacular, is he next for HoF status?
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Hello Bart. Happy Christmas eve and merry Christmas!
Quick question, since Jedimiller was one of only two actual voices in the Wootacular, is he next for HoF status?
Merry Christmas, Spooks.
Being on the Wootacular was a huge honor in itself.
HUGE!
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Screw that. I’m not giving those Google bastards my info.
Ditto?
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@Bart Ell , are you going to do anything for new years??
praise @Bart Ell
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@Bart Ell @BartEllProducer what is the best type of ice cream in the solar system that you love to eat?
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Merry Christmas, Spooks.
Being on the Wootacular was a huge honor in itself.
HUGE!
Bump, +1. ;) ;D
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@Bart Ell Is a member allowed to start a second account?
I've never been trolled and it sounds kinda neat and I think I'd take it as a compliment. I've been stalked by woman and although it keeps things edgy it is somewhat of a compliment as long as nobody dies etc..
If I had a second account I could essentially troll myself!! I know I'd be good at it because only I know how to push my buttons. I'll go right for the throat not holding anything back. And then I could turn it all around on HIM/ME and see how HE likes it!!??
Give the word, I'm ready for me.
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@Bart Ell Is a member allowed to start a second account?
I've never been trolled and it sounds kinda neat and I think I'd take it as a compliment. I've been stalked by woman and although it keeps things edgy it is somewhat of a compliment as long as nobody dies etc..
If I had a second account I could essentially troll myself!! I know I'd be good at it because only I know how to push my buttons. I'll go right for the throat not holding anything back. And then I could turn it all around on HIM/ME and see how HE likes it!!??
Give the word, I'm ready for me.
Yeah, you look like it.
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@Bart Ell Is a member allowed to start a second account?
I've never been trolled and it sounds kinda neat and I think I'd take it as a compliment. I've been stalked by woman and although it keeps things edgy it is somewhat of a compliment as long as nobody dies etc..
If I had a second account I could essentially troll myself!! I know I'd be good at it because only I know how to push my buttons. I'll go right for the throat not holding anything back. And then I could turn it all around on HIM/ME and see how HE likes it!!??
Give the word, I'm ready for me.
You can't even properly troll Sophia. In fact, read above...she just cut you like a knife.
hope you don't bleed out :-*
p.s. you Canadians are pretty awesome. some of your ppl bought me lunch!
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You can't even properly troll Sophia. In fact, read above...she just cut you like a knife.
hope you don't bleed out :-*
p.s. you Canadians are pretty awesome. some of your ppl bought me lunch!
Hey goofus, there's no trolling Sofia, Monica and or 14 because nothing phases her, just like you but for entirely different reasons ;)
What did they buy you for lunch, and why? Was there beer involved?
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Hey goofus, there's no trolling Sofia, Monica and or 14 because nothing phases her, just like you but for entirely different reasons ;)
What did they buy you for lunch, and why? Was there beer involved?
It was a deliciously greasy double cheese slider and they said they wanted to treat me because I'm "nice"...though that could be a euphemism for who knows what. Maybe beer or some other cheer was involved but the place was dry and they just seemed to be happy to me. Good for them!
Perhaps alcohol influenced their poor assessment of me? Do you think??? We will never know.
I should have told them you said hello
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Bart. Can you do us a solid and find out the whereabouts of FoodLion? Thanks.
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Hey goofus, there's no trolling Sofia, Monica and or 14 because nothing phases her, just like you but for entirely different reasons ;)
What did they buy you for lunch, and why? Was there beer involved?
And no trolling JoJo either.
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And no trolling JoJo either.
I miss JoJo. I think she was my favorite permutation of all. :'(
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And no trolling JoJo either.
;DI miss JoJo. I think she was my favorite permutation of all. :'(
Yeah, I wish she could be summoned back to the surface, even to bring back the two cat avatar she had for the longest time.
@Sofia
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@Bart Ell Is a member allowed to start a second account?
I've never been trolled and it sounds kinda neat and I think I'd take it as a compliment. I've been stalked by woman and although it keeps things edgy it is somewhat of a compliment as long as nobody dies etc..
If I had a second account I could essentially troll myself!! I know I'd be good at it because only I know how to push my buttons. I'll go right for the throat not holding anything back. And then I could turn it all around on HIM/ME and see how HE likes it!!??
Give the word, I'm ready for me.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE YOU!
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@Bart Ell @BartEllProducer what is the best type of ice cream in the solar system that you love to eat?
TIGER TAIL - The poutine of ice cream.
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TIGER TAIL - The poutine of ice cream.
This is the first I've heard of it. Each time I try to imagine the black licorice with orange, I come up with black licorice and cherry!
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I miss JoJo. I think she was my favorite permutation of all. :'(
That's nice to know, definitely a consideration. I never liked the name; it was quickly decided at random.
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What about Food Lion?
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That's nice to know, definitely a consideration. I never liked the name; it was quickly decided at random.
@Sofia JoJo Shutty McGregor was all over the airwaves in Detroit back in the day
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@Sofia JoJo Shutty McGregor was all over the airwaves in Detroit back in the day
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Wow, that's where I was born! She seems wonderful!
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Wow, that's where I was born! She seems wonderful!
Well welcome to Club D. Several of us on the board.
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@Bart Ell What do you think about J.C. Webster the 3rd??
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@Bart Ell What do you think about J.C. Webster the 3rd??
He was a racist fuck when he started out then learned to act like a normal human later on.
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He was a racist fuck when he started out then learned to act like a normal human later on.
OK. No problem then
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Food Lion?
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Food Lion?
He is running his own grocery store in Tacoma, Washington.
He is doing great.
Doing great.
Not dead at all.
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He is running his own grocery store in Tacoma, Washington.
He is doing great.
Doing great.
Not dead at all.
Food Lion Got Milk.
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Dear Bart,
have you ever had an invitation extended from Liberace to come over and swim in his pool ?
or maybe enjoy a bubble bath with him ?
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Dear Bart,
have you ever had an invitation extended from Liberace to come over and swim in his pool ?
or maybe enjoy a bubble bath with him ?
Liberace was here. Turn about is fair play!
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Is it getting hard to tell the posters who have blue stripes (blocks) from the posters who just got blue because they wanted blue?
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Dear Bart,
have you ever had an invitation extended from Liberace to come over and swim in his pool ?
or maybe enjoy a bubble bath with him ?
Clearly not the bubble bath invite. I’ve seen him myself proclaim he’s “totally into chicksâ€.
What’s not to believe?
I’m just kidding. He’s a total bottom bitch.
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Clearly not the bubble bath invite. I’ve seen him myself proclaim he’s “totally into chicksâ€.
What’s not to believe?
I’m just kidding. He’s a total bottom bitch.
do you mean like Falkie in the county Lockup ?
I am also wondering if Liberace is still a momma’s boy ?
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Is it getting hard to tell the posters who have blue stripes (blocks) from the posters who just got blue because they wanted blue?
I think the only person who has blue boxes, that isn't in the hall of fame, is Bluejay.
As far as I know, purple has been the only custom color.
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Bart, I have this haunted clock. This is an eight day Dandy Line from New Haven dated 1888. Month of May to be exact. You want it? It practically winds itself. :-X
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Dear Bart,
have you ever had an invitation extended from Liberace to come over and swim in his pool ?
or maybe enjoy a bubble bath with him ?
Baths are for people too lazy to stand for a shower so they sit in their own dirt.
Pass.
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Is it getting hard to tell the posters who have blue stripes (blocks) from the posters who just got blue because they wanted blue?
Wah.
People use to have to hunt their own food.
Buck up.
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Bart, I have this haunted clock. This is an eight day Dandy Line from New Haven dated 1888. Month of May to be exact. You want it? It practically winds itself. :-X
Is it haunted by anyone sexy?
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@Bart Ell are you awesome too? Do you like soft shell tacos or Hard shell tacos?
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Lovely @Bart Ell
The last page on this thread http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=487.100 appears to be borkerated from the pop issue on Sunday, can you have a ninja fu take a look at it please :)
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Lovely @Bart Ell
The last page on this thread http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=487.100 appears to be borkerated from the pop issue on Sunday, can you have a ninja fu take a look at it please :)
It is true, EllGab is not working at 100% @Bart Ell . I can not read the last page on The Little Podcast That Did . I can not read @DynamoHum comments on this SUBJECT. Those code ninjas must be eating their poutine or sleeping.
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Lovely @Bart Ell
The last page on this thread http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=487.100 appears to be borkerated from the pop issue on Sunday, can you have a ninja fu take a look at it please :)
They will be working on a few things today. Something about the new version of php, memory, conflicts, patches... all buzzwords to me.
Page works for guests but not for those logged in - happens on a few pages and they will try to track down the cause.
Maybe make a few posts on it and see if the next page will work
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@Bart Ell are you awesome too? Do you like soft shell tacos or Hard shell tacos?
Soft shell.
Hard shell are just chips waiting to fall apart when you bite them.
Soft shell crab, too.
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They will be working on a few things today. Something about the new version of php, memory, conflicts, patches... all buzzwords to me.
Page works for guests but not for those logged in - happens on a few pages and they will try to track down the cause.
Maybe make a few posts on it and see if the next page will work
if you attempt to post,it will still throw the error but the post gets posted.
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They will be working on a few things today. Something about the new version of php, memory, conflicts, patches... all buzzwords to me.
Page works for guests but not for those logged in - happens on a few pages and they will try to track down the cause.
Maybe make a few posts on it and see if the next page will work
Thank you for looking into it Barthur :)
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I think the only person who has blue boxes, that isn't in the hall of fame, is Bluejay.
As far as I know, purple has been the only custom color.
And it's a very hefty price to pay to get'em. But seems to have left only a small scar
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if you attempt to post,it will still throw the error but the post gets posted.
Try a few posts to get it to the next page to see if it continues
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And it's a very hefty price to pay to get'em. But seems to have left only a small scar
You had 2 of them.
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Try a few posts to get it to the next page to see if it continues
We gotta get out of this place
If its the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
Cause Ellgabbers, there's a better life
For me and you.
The Little Podcast That Did still broken down
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Bart. Can you do us a solid and find out the whereabouts of FoodLion? Thanks.
Seconded.
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You had 2 of them.
And I cherish each one
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Wah.
People use to have to hunt their own food.
Buck up.
"It's getting hard" is to be considered a positive comment!
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Is it getting hard to tell the posters who have blue ballz stripes (blocks) from the posters who just got blue because they wanted blue?
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What happens in Ask Bart Anything stays in Ask Bart Anything!
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dear @Bart Ell may i have peaches instead of blocks?
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Just in case people don't know, Paladin1991 edited the quote from me. I was posting about stripes (blocks), not balls!
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dear @Bart Ell may i have peaches instead of blocks?
Not in the winter.
Patience.
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Not in the winter.
Patience.
It's not winter in New Zealand @Bart Ell .
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I miss you, my friend. I hope you reconsider bringing back Sunday Tunes. I'll do most anything to help you. Just ask, and you got it. ;) :-*
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Not in the winter.
Patience.
I have some that I froze from last year off of my tree .they will suffice and are way better than anything in the store.
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@Bart Ell
Can I have 24 hours notice of the next service interruption per the terms of the performance metrics in our service level agreement?
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@Bart Ell
Can I have 24 hours notice of the next service interruption per the terms of the performance metrics in our service level agreement?
Will be be down Sunday morning from 4am eastern to about 6am.
We will be moving to a new hosting company.
Actually we were about 10 minutes away from flipping the switch to the new host using a backup from yesterday and this one decided to come back up.
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Will be be down Sunday morning from 4am eastern to about 6am.
We will be moving to a new hosting company.
Actually we were about 10 minutes away from flipping the switch to the new host using a backup from yesterday and this one decided to come back up.
which company are you going to? i will hang up and take my answer off air
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which company are you going to? i will hang up and take my answer off air
One that doesn't pretend there is nothing wrong.
Actually my code ninjas are moving it to whatever they use for their other sites.
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@Bart Ell Um, Bart, in the Ell VS Bell thread I typed the word "f a gg o * s" and what showed up was something else, like a guy who's last initial may or not be, V.
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I have some that I froze from last year off of my tree .they will suffice and are way better than anything in the store.
PRAISE, WR250, and PEACHES!
BUMP, +1 ;D :-*
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@Bart Ell Um, Bart, in the Ell VS Bell thread I typed the word "f a gg o * s" and what showed up was something else, like a guy who's last initial may or not be, V.
Disambiguation clarification: The alleged V has nothing to do with Vanderwhom.
There are so many coincidences:
V=Vara
V=Vera
V=Vanderwhom
George Noory
George Senda
George Knapp
MV=Michael Vara
MV=Mr. Vanderwhom
Dave=Dave Schrader
Dave=George Noory
Dave=I know there are others; I can't keep track!
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Disambiguation clarification: The alleged V has nothing to do with Vanderwhom.
There are so many coincidences:
V=Vara
V=Vera
V=Vanderwhom
George Noory
George Senda
George Knapp
MV=Michael Vara
MV=Mr. Vanderwhom
Dave=Dave Schrader
Dave=George Noory
Dave=I know there are others; I can't keep track!
Dave’s not here man.
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Dave’s not here man.
Man??? Too many Dave's. How is your beauty rest?
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Disambiguation clarification: The alleged V has nothing to do with Vanderwhom.
There are so many coincidences:
V=Vara
V=Vera
V=Vanderwhom
George Noory
George Senda
George Knapp
MV=Michael Vara
MV=Mr. Vanderwhom
Dave=Dave Schrader
Dave=George Noory
Dave=I know there are others; I can't keep track!
It gets to the point that you learn to figure all these out by context, even if they are initials! I wonder if future language historians will have a category for Ellgabese. That would probably please Bart.
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It gets to the point that you learn to figure all these out by context, even if they are initials! I wonder if future language historians will have a category for Ellgabese. That would probably please Bart.
The test of context will be their Rosetta Stone. Let them read all of it to be able to understand it.
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It gets to the point that you learn to figure all these out by context, even if they are initials! I wonder if future language historians will have a category for Ellgabese. That would probably please Bart.
There are two Varas, too, right?
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@Bart Ell Um, Bart, in the Ell VS Bell thread I typed the word "f a gg o * s" and what showed up was something else, like a guy who's last initial may or not be, V.
It’s been that way since Dr. MD MD made his brief appearance here.
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@Bart Ell Um, Bart, in the Ell VS Bell thread I typed the word "f a gg o * s" and what showed up was something else, like a guy who's last initial may or not be, V.
And ends with A.
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Just in case people don't know, Paladin1991 edited the quote from me. I was posting about stripes (blocks), not balls!
bollocks.
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@Bart Ell the zoo people can only post there?
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@Bart Ell the zoo people can only post there?
Yes.
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Yes.
OK thanks for the info.
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Yes.
Okay. You already told me how to get blue box. But, how do I get purple box?
And please don't say, "hump harder." ;D
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@Bart Ell What type of toilet paper is the best??
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Okay. You already told me how to get blue box. But, how do I get purple box?
And please don't say, "hump harder." ;D
Why, doesn't that work? Maybe you are not doing it right.
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Did the "#Clickacy for Bart" message get bigger or am I seeing things?
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Did the "#Clickacy for Bart" message get bigger or am I seeing things?
Really?
Seems normal to me..........................
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@Bart Ell Do you remember a band called the Doughboys?
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@Bart Ell Do you remember a band called the Doughboys?
Yeah, I know John and his wife Jessica.
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Did the "#Clickacy for Bart" message get bigger or am I seeing things?
It may get bigger still!
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#Clickacy for Bart
Hooray! Hooray!
I will #Clickacy twice a day
For our Dearest Leader Bart
Not an evil old fart
But really kind of smart
The #Clickacy is nigh
So raise thumb or finger high
And hit that ad for Bart
Our Leader with a Heart
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@Bart Ell What type of toilet paper is the best??
The kind that get your ass clean.
3 ply, don't cheap out on 2 ply
Use some baby wipes and don't be afraid to get up into your asshole with it.
#NoSkidMarks
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The kind that get your ass clean.
3 ply, don't cheap out on 2 ply
Use some baby wipes and don't be afraid to get up into your asshole with it.
#NoSkidMarks
Yeah, I prefer the cottonelle. They are very refreshing.
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The kind that get your ass clean.
3 ply, don't cheap out on 2 ply
Use some baby wipes and don't be afraid to get up into your asshole with it.
#NoSkidMarks
So what you are saying, "don't buy the cheap ass shit toilet paper"?
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so here is other question for you @Bart Ell . What is the best toilet paper for toilet papering someone house then??
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so here is other question for you @Bart Ell . What is the best toilet paper for toilet papering someone house then??
Never waste toilet paper, Damon.
There are toilet paperless starving kids in China who will, one day, have a meal and then need to wipe their asses.
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Never waste toilet paper, Damon.
There are toilet paperless starving kids in China who will, one day, have a meal and then need to wipe their asses.
lol ok bart.
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Bart, do you have any exotic pets? Ya' know, ssSnakeSss, lizards, exotic birds etc..
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@Bart Ell if you could be send to any planet in the milky way, which ellgabber would you take with you? Also which ellgabber would you leave on Pluto?
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@Bart Ell what came first, the chicken or the EGG??
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@Bart Ell if you can ask the pope anything, What would you asked him??
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@Bart Ell Who is your hero(s) and why? Are you more like Captain Kirk or more like Captain Picard or more like Han Solo??
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@Bart Ell what is the best movie that you have seen lately and what is the worst movie that you have seen lately??
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Bart, do you have any exotic pets? Ya' know, ssSnakeSss, lizards, exotic birds etc..
I was snake-sitting a Rosy Boa for a friend of mine, years ago, when I lived on Mt Baldy, cause his girlfriend didn't like snakes (I think snakes are cool). He finally told me I could keep the Rosy Boa cause his girlfriend would leave if he brought Her back.
I did a little research, and found that Rosy Boas are native to Mt Baldy and live near water.
He had given me "Rosy" in December. Snakes usually hibernate in the winter, so I gave her a good place to live (heat rock, food, etc) through the winter. At one point SHE got loose in my room. But She came out while I was looking for Her. She just didn't want to be so confined. Well, yeah, we did become friends, of sorts. I didn't restrict Her to the aquarium thingy, but She was always in it at night for the heat-rock.
That Spring, when the weather was warm enough at night, I turned Her loose, next to Bear Canyon Creek.
Yes, She did look at me before she slipped into the greenery on the creek bank, as though to say "thank you, my friend."
Rosy Boas are a beautiful and very docile serpent. I hope anyone who encounter one, gives them the respect they deserve. :-*
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Bart, do you have any exotic pets? Ya' know, ssSnakeSss, lizards, exotic birds etc..
I have a zoo filled with slow adults.
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@Bart Ell if you could be send to any planet in the milky way, which ellgabber would you take with you? Also which ellgabber would you leave on Pluto?
Seems like a trick question...
If I could only take one with me that would have to be the person I leave on Pluto.
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@Bart Ell what came first, the chicken or the EGG??
The only possible answer is two adult chickens - one male and one female.
They fuck and make baby chickens.
Did you ever see a baby feed itself?
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@Bart Ell if you can ask the pope anything, What would you asked him??
How often he jerks off.
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@Bart Ell Who is your hero(s) and why? Are you more like Captain Kirk or more like Captain Picard or more like Han Solo??
I am my hero.
I would choose Han Solo since I saw Star Wars when I was a child and never really watched the other two
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@Bart Ell what is the best movie that you have seen lately and what is the worst movie that you have seen lately??
The only movie I have seen in the last year is the Bob Lazar movie.
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@Bart Ell If @Jedimiller and Falkie enters the thunderdome, Who will win?? Also should the event with @Jedimiller and falkie be livestreamed??
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@Bart Ell If @Jedimiller and Falkie enters the thunderdome, Who will win?? Also should the event with @Jedimiller and falkie be livestreamed??
Flakie would get his grifting ass kicked.
Yes, a live stream would be ideal.
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The only movie I have seen in the last year is the Bob Lazar movie.
Was it any good?
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Was it any good?
It is geared towards those who never heard of Bob.
Lots of Jeremy talking about people he talked to instead of the people he talked to.
Bob sees pictures of the hand scanner he has not seen since he was at S-4... or since he last watched 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Flakie would get his grifting ass kicked.
Yes, a live stream would be ideal.
@Bart Ell Thanks. how long to you thing that it will take @Jedimiller to win in the thunderdome with falkie?? 5 minutes? 10 minutes???
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@Bart Ell Thanks. how long to you thing that it will take @Jedimiller to win in the thunderdome with falkie?? 5 minutes? 10 minutes???
12 seconds
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It is geared towards those who never heard of Bob.
Lots of Jeremy talking about people he talked to instead of the people he talked to.
Bob sees pictures of the hand scanner he has not seen since he was at S-4... or since he last watched 2001: A Space Odyssey
Corbell needs to do an Art Bell doc ... he’s the thread that ties all these subjects together.
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@Bart Ell if you were falkie's doctor, what would you do with him?
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Bart,
On your suggestion I'm moving my office to the guest house. Now I can't find my fast USB adapter. Have you seen it?
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@Bart Ell if you were falkie's doctor, what would you do with him?
1. Cock job
He was have a happier life if he had, at least, an average sized cock.
2. Stress test.
I would play sounds of trains going by so he thinks it is an earthquake an actually runs a little bit.
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Bart,
On your suggestion I'm moving my office to the guest house. Now I can't find my fast USB adapter. Have you seen it?
It's beside the mouse
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@Bart Ell on your toilet paper, is there any pictures on it? if so who or whats is it?
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@Bart Ell do you make your own beer and or wine?
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@Bart Ell on your toilet paper, is there any pictures on it? if so who or whats is it?
Not sure, I will ask my staff, they do the wiping
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@Bart Ell do you make your own beer and or wine?
I don't drink.
I am well adjusted!
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I don't drink.
I am well adjusted!
OK @Bart Ell , is it true that you are an amateur gynecologist?
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OK @Bart Ell , is it true that you are an amateur gynecologist?
Not true.
The more you know about what happens in there the less likely you are to ever put your mouth on one.
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Not true.
The more you know about what happens in there the less likely you are to ever put your mouth on one.
@Bart Ell I googled you and google told me that you are awesome. Is that true?
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@Bart Ell I googled you and google told me that you are awesome. Is that true?
You needed Google to tell you that?
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You needed Google to tell you that?
I was just checking. I guess that google is right about you. You are awesome. Praise @Bart Ell . How is the weather in your area??
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@Bart Ell Is it true that God made you his right hand man??
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@Bart Ell Is it true that God made you his right hand man??
No.
I don't work well in a secondary role.
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No.
I don't work well in a secondary role.
Ok @Bart Ell do you like to cook? if you do like to cook, what do you enjoy cooking?
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@Bart Ell how can people be as awesome or a stud like you??
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Ok @Bart Ell do you like to cook? if you do like to cook, what do you enjoy cooking?
I now Instant Pot all my meals.
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@Bart Ell how can people be as awesome or a stud like you??
Turmeric.
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I now Instant Pot all my meals.
I'm doing a dozen hard boiled eggs right now
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@Bart Ell What bands do you listen to??
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@Bart Ell if Hollywood makes a movie about this place, Who will play you and who will play Falkie??
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@Bart Ell If the United States sends Falkie to outer space, would he be called a moon or a planet? My guess would be space junk.
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Turmeric.
Heh, heh, heh.
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MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm - Too-mher-ik
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Did anyone answer your "News" question?
Edit: I've been waiting.
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@Bart Ell IS @Jedimiller a human or a space alien?
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@Bart Ell What bands do you listen to??
All the loud ones.
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@Bart Ell if Hollywood makes a movie about this place, Who will play you and who will play Falkie??
The answer to both is Eddie Murphy.
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Did anyone answer your "News" question?
Edit: I've been waiting.
The wait will end soon...
and it will be fantastic.
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@Bart Ell IS @Jedimiller a human or a space alien?
Space human
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Space human
ok, @Bart Ell . If Michael Vara and Heather Wade enters the Thunderdome, Who will win??
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ok, @Bart Ell . If Michael Vara and Heather Wade enters the Thunderdome, Who will win??
Losers never win, Damon.
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Losers never win, Damon.
@Bart Ell How long until Heather be trying to hook up with George Noory?
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Heh, heh, heh.
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Did you photoshop this? Or use Kodak paper? It's the clearest rendition of that image I've ever seen.
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Did you photoshop this? Or use Kodak paper? It's the clearest rendition of that image I've ever seen.
Neither. But I did bounce my 'Dave Snoory' query across Europe. ;) :D
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Neither. But I did bounce my 'Dave Snoory' query across Europe. ;) :D
Well, thank you. It's beautiful.
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Barthur
I don't feel good and I'm bored. What do you suggest?
P.S. This is my 1999th post. What happens a 2000?
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Barthur
I don't feel good and I'm bored. What do you suggest?
P.S. This is my 1999th post. What happens a 2000?
If you can post before noon Pacific time you win the car!
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If you can post before noon Pacific time you win the car!
Typical male. Demand the impossible with questionable rewards. What kind of car?
Good thing I can supply my own celebration. No cake for you!
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Typical male. Demand the impossible with questionable rewards. What kind of car?
Good thing I can supply my own celebration. No cake for you!
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Congrats @TigerLily ! I was just joking about the car. Can I still get cake? Please?
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Typical male. Demand the impossible with questionable rewards. What kind of car?
Good thing I can supply my own celebration. No cake for you!
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Still holding out for that Tesla?
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Still holding out for that Tesla?
You know it
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Congrats @TigerLily ! I was just joking about the car. Can I still get cake? Please?
I know @Bobs Your Uncle . You were being cute and playful. I was being a bi cranky. I'm going to put myself down for a nap
Yes. Cake for you! Enjoy
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Barthur
I don't feel good and I'm bored. What do you suggest?
P.S. This is my 1999th post. What happens a 2000?
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:-*
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:-*
Thanks, sweet brother @Whistler I took a nap. Not so cranky now
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Thanks, sweet brother @Whistler I took a nap. Not so cranky now
Glad you're feeling better. Are we still having cake?
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Thanks, sweet brother @Whistler I took a nap. Not so cranky now
You're very welcome Sweet Sister Tiger. I'm glad your feeling better. :)
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Still holding out for that Tesla?
What kind of cake is Tesla?
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What kind of cake is Tesla?
It’s some type of pie. Don’t tell Bart.
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What kind of cake is Tesla?
Yellow?? ???
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Bart, October is my birthday, yes that's what I said. It took a very long time for mom to hatch me. Anyways in celebration of me could we change the favicon to a picture of me in October??? I can send you a picture if you like. Something tasteful and groovy like. Thank you for your consideration. You're a good man and I trust that you'll come to a decision that pleases everybody. Shall I wear my hair up, or down n' dirty..?
Fuckin' deep shit, man. ;D
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Bart, October is my birthday, yes that's what I said. It took a very long time for mom to hatch me. Anyways in celebration of me could we change the favicon to a picture of me in October??? I can send you a picture if you like. Something tasteful and groovy like. Thank you for your consideration. You're a good man and I trust that you'll come to a decision that pleases everybody. Shall I wear my hair up, or down n' dirty..?
Fuckin' deep shit, man. ;D
I would love that!
Oh yeah. Bump +1 ;D
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I would love that!
Oh yeah. Bump +1 ;D
Yer the sweetest thang goin' ;) +1 atcha
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Bart, October is my birthday, yes that's what I said. It took a very long time for mom to hatch me. Anyways in celebration of me could we change the favicon to a picture of me in October??? I can send you a picture if you like. Something tasteful and groovy like. Thank you for your consideration. You're a good man and I trust that you'll come to a decision that pleases everybody. Shall I wear my hair up, or down n' dirty..?
Fuckin' deep shit, man. ;D
Another +1
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Hi, Bart! You rock!
Yeah, I'm trying to think of a question. I'll get back to you. ;) :-*
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Bart,
What is your opinion of the paper straws at A&W?
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Bart,
What is your opinion of the paper straws at A&W?
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It's almost as bad as their coffee.
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@Bart Ell If you met Falkie and Kathy, what will you do?
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@Bart Ell If you met Falkie and Kathy, what will you do?
I have worked hard for everything I have.
I enjoy every day of my life.
Why does this matter?
I doubt I would ever end up anywhere near his shitpartment in Martinez or near any of the unwashed woo people at conventions.
I eat at restaurants that don't have live animals like those two eating there.
I stopped going to pawn shops when shop owners learned to Google the guitars they had and the deals dried up.
My life is pretty much Slothieproof.
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I have worked hard for everything I have.
I enjoy every day of my life.
Why does this matter?
I doubt I would ever end up anywhere near his shitpartment in Martinez or near any of the unwashed woo people at conventions.
I eat at restaurants that don't have live animals like those two eating there.
I stopped going to pawn shops when shop owners learned to Google the guitars they had and the deals dried up.
My life is pretty much Slothieproof.
Most normal people work hard for their money. Ok here is the next question for you. What did you have for breakfast for this morning??
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Most normal people work hard for their money. Ok here is the next question for you. What did you have for breakfast for this morning??
Overnight oats.
I feel like an asshole eating it but somebody around here actually wants me to live to at least 50.
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Overnight oats.
I feel like an asshole eating it but somebody around here actually wants me to live to at least 50.
Well at least someone likes you. At least you will shit on a regularly time table. I hope that you have enough Toilet Paper.
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I stopped going to pawn shops when shop owners learned to Google the guitars they had and the deals dried up.
curse you google cloud
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Well at least someone likes you. At least you will shit on a regularly time table. I hope that you have enough Toilet Paper.
Toilet paper?
You got to baby wipe your ass, Damon!
Also, look into getting a washlet.
Sprays you nice and clean and then dries you off!
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Toilet paper?
You got to baby wipe your ass, Damon!
Also, look into getting a washlet.
Sprays you nice and clean and then dries you off!
OK Bart.
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OK Bart.
Have a great fucking night, @damon and an even better next week!
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Have a great fucking night, @damon and an even better next week!
You too @Bart Ell . I hope that everyday is better for you and worst for falkie.
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It’s some type of pie. Don’t tell Bart.
LOL - - :D
+1
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@ Oh Mighty Orac-Ell
Here's two that are intermingled.
1. Why are Groucho and Carl's last names spelled the same ? (Marx)
2. What is the universe trying to tell us ?
;D
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@ Oh Mighty Orac-Ell
Here's two that are intermingled.
1. Why are Groucho and Carl's last names spelled the same ? (Marx)
2. What is the universe trying to tell us ?
;D
I believe you mean Karl Marx.
He always told me, "It's Karl with a K" whenever we had lunch.
Quite the comedian in his day.
More importantly, why do brothers Carmine and Vinny pronounce Appice differently?
One says it is a-peace and the other says it is app-uh-cee.
I will tell you why - Rod Fucking Stewart.
Boom!
Take that knowledge to the bank.
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Toilet paper?
You got to baby wipe your ass, Damon!
Also, look into getting a washlet.
Sprays you nice and clean and then dries you off!
Washlet. The Japanese re-engineered ...
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... French bidet
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Intriguing
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Washlet. The Japanese re-engineered ...
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Every toilet needs a remote control and magic water spraying wand.
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Every toilet needs a remote control and magic water spraying wand.
Cool.
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Washlet. The Japanese re-engineered ...
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... French bidet
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Intriguing
$52. and a wet ham sandwich says that sissy can won't handle the dump of the average western male. And some of the woman too. Youza!
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I like it. Just one thing, what keeps the nozzle clean inbetween toilet washings? I wouldn't want someone's splash to land on it and get pumped back up at the next sitter.
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I like it. Just one thing, what keeps the nozzle clean inbetween toilet washings? I wouldn't want someone's splash to land on it and get pumped back up at the next sitter.
Eeewwwww!
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I like it. Just one thing, what keeps the nozzle clean inbetween toilet washings? I wouldn't want someone's splash to land on it and get pumped back up at the next sitter.
A netty-pot and alcohol. ;)
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I believe you mean Karl Marx.
He always told me, "It's Karl with a K" whenever we had lunch.
Quite the comedian in his day.
More importantly, why do brothers Carmine and Vinny pronounce Appice differently?
One says it is a-peace and the other says it is app-uh-cee.
I will tell you why - Rod Fucking Stewart.
Boom!
Take that knowledge to the bank.
That's it - lol - thanks for the correction. ;)
(My misspelling kind of messes up the joke though.)
...Bahda-Bing. ;D
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That's it - lol - thanks for the correction. ;)
(My misspelling kind of messes up the joke though.)
...Bahda-Bing. ;D
LOL, I got it. Ya dun gud. ;D ;)
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Every toilet needs a remote control and magic water spraying wand.
You’re such a big boy, Chandler.
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I like it. Just one thing, what keeps the nozzle clean inbetween toilet washings? I wouldn't want someone's splash to land on it and get pumped back up at the next sitter.
The nozzle retracting out of the way is what does it.
Do you think people would spend that kind of money on a product where the nozzle stays right there to be shit on?
That was be total insanity.
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The nozzle retracting out of the way is what does it.
Do you think people would spend that kind of money on a product where the nozzle stays right there to be shit on?
That was be total insanity.
And remember it was engineered by the Japanese. They wouldn't put up with that shit
"Alexa, you evil bitch. Check Amazon for the washlet"
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someone's splash
What exactly is causing this, splash?
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What's the purpose of life?
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What's the purpose of life?
We shall see what Bart says but this was Snoopy's take on it:
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What's the purpose of life?
Not dying until you really, really have to.
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What's the purpose of life?
For you?
Cats can't pet themselves.
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What's the purpose of life?
To suffer, grow old and die. Oh sorry. Your question wasn't directed to me was it? nm
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@Bart Ell please can we do a charity clickacy for a COPD charity March or April?
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@Bart Ell please can we do a charity clickacy for a COPD charity March or April?
I'll add it to the list.
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I'll add it to the list.
Thank you!
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@Bart Ell I have 2 charities ideas for you. Can you check them out and can you do the charity clickacy sometime this year?
https://www.pilotsnpaws.org/
http://www.angelflight.com/
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@Bart Ell I have 2 charities ideas for you. Can you check them out and can you do the charity clickacy sometime this year?
https://www.pilotsnpaws.org/
http://www.angelflight.com/
Will do
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Will do
Thanks you @Bart Ell
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Was I banned for about 18 hours? The "I asked for it" is rather ominous and make me feel uncomfortable.
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Was I banned for about 18 hours? The "I asked for it" is rather ominous and make me feel uncomfortable.
MAKES*
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Was I banned for about 18 hours? The "I asked for it" is rather ominous and make me feel uncomfortable.
Banned?
No, sometimes when you change membergroups it shows a blank forum page. Usually if you log out and then back in it will clear it up. A small price to pay to get your precious black squares, non?
You asked for black.
I had to create a new title for black.
You end up with "I Asked For It"
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@Bart Ell here is a question for you. What makes you very happy?
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@Bart Ell here is a question for you. What makes you very happy?
Having me as a member of the forum.
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@Bart Ell here is a question for you. What makes you very happy?
My daily blowie.
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@Bart Ell For the super bowl, who is going to win the game??
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@Bart Ell For the super bowl, who is going to win the game??
The TV Network.
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@Bart Ell For the super bowl, who is going to win the game??
I do not watch football because I do not have any form of ADD.
I have said it before and I will say it again - football is like old fat guys fucking.
They go at it for a few seconds, wind themselves and then need a break.
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My daily blowie.
Well then, I hope it's first thing in the morning.
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Well then, I hope it's first thing in the morning.
Much can be said for deferred gratification.
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I do not watch football because I do not have any form of ADD.
I have said it before and I will say it again - football is like old fat guys fucking.
They go at it for a few seconds, wind themselves and then need a break.
+1
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how much control do Dave Schrader and Keith Rowland have of ellgab? Do they run it like people on bellgab say?
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how much control do Dave Schrader and Keith Rowland have of ellgab? Do they run it like people on bellgab say?
They have nothing to do with it. They both read it and comment sometimes.
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how much control do Dave Schrader and Keith Rowland have of ellgab? Do they run it like people on bellgab say?
Some people have stupid brains.
Stupid brains cause them to have stupid theories.
Some people have extra stupid brains.
Extra stupid brains cause them to have extra stupid theories.
Ask anyone in the medical or scientific communities, they will confirm what I write.
Back to the point - anyone who would believe this has an extra stupid brain that has been ravaged by syphilis contracted from sex with a sibling.
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Dear Barthur,
All these custom blocks are so beautiful! Why are you so good to us?
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Why are you so good to us?
I live a good life so I don't have to take out built up anger on the people that visit this site.
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I live a good life so I don't have to take out built up anger on the people that visit this site.
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Barthur how difficult do poop emoji blocks sound to do? I’d suggest Spongebob but the overly litigious would probably kick up a stink. You could perhaps look into a license to use Spongebob’s likeness from the same company that offers the magic bumper music licenses.
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Barthur how difficult do poop emoji blocks sound to do? I’d suggest Spongebob but the overly litigious would probably kick up a stink. You could perhaps look into a license to use Spongebob’s likeness from the same company that offers the magic bumper music licenses.
Poop it up
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Poop it up
Hahaha! Nice. Thanks.
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@Bart Ell is it true that both Canada and Australia are making contingency plans to withdraw from the Commonwealth and become entirely independent republics upon the ascension of Charles III to the throne?
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@Bart Ell is it true that both Canada and Australia are making contingency plans to withdraw from the Commonwealth and become entirely independent republics upon the ascension of Charles III to the throne?
I am too busy with boobies and hockey to pay attention to anything political.
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I am too busy with boobies and hockey to pay attention to anything political.
The fact that your response is suave and politic is not lost on me, Barthur, but damned if I don't agree with that sentiment. Nice.
Hmmm....I really don't have a question; just wanted to make my little statement. But this is the "ask" bart anything thread, not the "tell" bart anything thread. What does that say about me? That's a pretty open-ended question, so feel free to take it and run with it however you wish.
as if you would do anything else
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The fact that your response is suave and politic is not lost on me, Barthur, but damned if I don't agree with that sentiment. Nice.
Hmmm....I really don't have a question; just wanted to make my little statement. But this is the "ask" bart anything thread, not the "tell" bart anything thread. What does that say about me? That's a pretty open-ended question, so feel free to take it and run with it however you wish.
as if you would do anything else
It says you appreciate the boobies so much you could not resist making a statement in a question thread.
That's the kind of dedication I can respect.
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It says you appreciate the boobies so much you could not resist making a statement in a question thread.
That's the kind of dedication I can respect.
How did you know I don't like hockey?
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How did you know I don't like hockey?
Science!
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Bart,
I drop Mrs. Walks_At_Night off at the airport bright and early in the morning. She will be visiting her parents for 10 days and with Little Walks away at college I am once again home alone.
Can't handle The Senda Experience 2.0 again but I'm certainly going to stretch my wings a bit. ;)
Any thoughts?
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Bart,
I drop Mrs. Walks_At_Night off at the airport bright and early in the morning. She will be visiting her parents for 10 days and with Little Walks away at college I am once again home alone.
Can't handle The Senda Experience 2.0 again but I'm certainly going to stretch my wings a bit. ;)
Any thoughts?
There is only one place to take this.
The @Jedimiller experience.
Bath, beer and Depeche Mode.
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Bart,
I drop Mrs. Walks_At_Night off at the airport bright and early in the morning. She will be visiting her parents for 10 days and with Little Walks away at college I am once again home alone.
Can't handle The Senda Experience 2.0 again but I'm certainly going to stretch my wings a bit. ;)
Any thoughts?
Cinnamon challenge?
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There is only one place to take this.
The @Jedimiller experience.
Bath, beer and Depeche Mode.
Interesting....... I've never really followed any of his stuff. He's a bubble bath kind of a dude?
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Interesting....... I've never really followed any of his stuff. He's a bubble bath kind of a dude?
I seem to remember bubbles... although he may make those.
If not, there is always the Kathy Experience.
No utensils and lots of grunts as you consume 80% of the food you aim at your face and wear the other 20%.
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I think I like the Miller thing. I can do baths. By golly do I know my way around a beer can. I have a pair of prescription Roy Orbison Ray-ban's.
Depeche Mode is the biggest hurdle. Hoo boy.............
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I think I like the Miller thing. I can do baths. By golly do I know my way around a beer can. I have a pair of prescription Roy Orbison Ray-ban's.
Depeche Mode is the biggest hurdle. Hoo boy.............
You can go the covers route.
I seem to remember you like cheese....
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You can go the covers route.
I seem to remember you like cheese....
Totally down for some Def Leppard.
I guess another hurdle is to pine for some lady in show business. Hmmm............
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Totally down for some Def Leppard.
I guess another hurdle is to pine for some lady in show business. Hmmm............
Show business?
Just hit up chaturbate and find a Polish girl with 5 viewers and you met the criteria.
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Totally down for some Def Leppard.
I guess another hurdle is to pine for some lady in show business. Hmmm............
@ponyboysunset will tackle you if you pick Rollye James
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@Bart Ell How is the weather in your area??
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@Bart Ell How is the weather in your area??
44 and dark.
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44 and dark.
Thank you. @Bart Ell How are your family members that you like are doing? Are they just as awesome as you??
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There is only one place to take this.
The @Jedimiller experience.
Bath, beer and Depeche Mode.
Oh dear god. You're making me feel sympathetic to Morgs sanity already...
Why do you insist on torturing that poor bird?
🐦
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Thank you. @Bart Ell How are your family members that you like are doing? Are they just as awesome as you??
You know it!
They are all great, blood or chosen.
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Oh dear god. You're making me feel sympathetic to Morgs sanity already...
Why do you insist on torturing that poor bird?
🐦
They are a couple of bucks at the mall.
Do they still have malls?
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@ponyboysunset will tackle you if you pick Rollye James
R.J. is one hell of a lady - have too much respect for her for this. I think I have my lady picked out.
I'll also struggle with Star Wars. Stood in line for hours to see the first one. Thought the second one was good.
Got off the train with third one when those creepy little teddy bear bastards were fighting the Storm Troopers.
The franchise basically died there for me.
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R.J. is one hell of a lady - have too much respect for her for this. I think I have my lady picked out.
I'll also struggle with Star Wars. Stood in line for hours to see the first one. Thought the second one was good.
Got off the train with third one when those creepy little teddy bear bastards were fight the Storm Troopers.
The franchise basically died there for me.
Go for GI Joe action figures.
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Go for GI Joe action figures.
Ouch. Big sore spot. The damn "Kung Fu Grip" fingers would always break off and Joe would be left with a
club for a hand.
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Oh dear god. You're making me feel sympathetic to Morgs sanity already...
Why do you insist on torturing that poor bird?
🐦
Me and Morg! will have a little chat before we kick this off.
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They are a couple of bucks at the mall.
Do they still have malls?
Last I saw. It's where the preteens and young teenagers go to get away from their parents and pretend they have a social life.
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Last I saw. It's where the preteens and young teenagers go to get away from their parents and pretend they have a social life.
So that is where Richard Hoagland has been hiding.
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Last I saw. It's where the preteens and young teenagers go to get away from their parents and pretend they have a social life.
Yep. Mrs Walks and I went to Mall together for the first time in years this past Saturday.
Nothing has changed. I held her coat and purse for a couple of hours while she tried stuff on
and after three minutes of me lusting after Craftsman tool boxes in Sears she was bored and started
to fuss......................
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Yep. Mrs Walks and I went to Mall together for the first time in years this past Saturday.
Nothing has changed. I held her coat and purse for a couple of hours while she tried stuff on
and after three minutes of me lusting after Craftsman tool boxes in Sears she was bored and started
to fuss......................
Sears is still around? The one in my hometown closed years ago, maybe a decade or so ago...
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Yep. Mrs Walks and I went to Mall together for the first time in years this past Saturday.
Nothing has changed. I held her coat and purse for a couple of hours while she tried stuff on
and after three minutes of me lusting after Craftsman tool boxes in Sears she was bored and started
to fuss......................
Sounds like me in Home Depot over the weekend with the Ryobi tool deal of the decade :D
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Sears is still around? The one in my hometown closed years ago, maybe a decade or so ago...
They are still hanging on here but I'd imagine they will all be gone by this time next year.
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Science!
Hmmmm. I've noticed that, and this is anecdotal, of course, that the algorithms used to predict behavior and such is often flawed.
Do you stand by your last statement?
enjoying your site, btw
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Sears is still around? The one in my hometown closed years ago, maybe a decade or so ago...
Ours just closed. And they were hiring up until the last minute, too. Weird economy.
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Ours just closed. And they were hiring up until the last minute, too. Weird economy.
They hired up the same way Toys R Us did - for a liquidation sale, imo. :-\
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How does one become a Hidden User?
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How does one become a Hidden User?
click on profile on the top link bar.
hover over modify profile
click on account settings in the drop down that comes up
uncheck "Show others my online status"
click change profile
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click on profile on the top link bar.
hover over modify profile
click on account settings in the drop down that comes up
uncheck "Show others my online status"
click change profile
Ah, thank you. I don't mind my status showing, just wondered who comprised the hiddens. I LIKE my status showing, I am LOUD AND PROUD as a matter of fact.
Happy day to you!
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Bart,
Will there be a Spring Woo Fest? I think we all could use some more Woo in our lives so I am asking you for a Spring Woo Fest.
We want Woo!!
Thank You.
:) ;) :D ;D ;D :D ;) :)
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Bart,
Will there be a Spring Woo Fest? I think we all could use some more Woo in our lives so I am asking you for a Spring Woo Fest.
We want Woo!!
Thank You.
:) ;) :D ;D ;D :D ;) :)
Bart,
Will there be a Spring?
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Bart,
Will there be a Spring Woo Fest? I think we all could use some more Woo in our lives so I am asking you for a Spring Woo Fest.
We want Woo!!
Thank You.
:) ;) :D ;D ;D :D ;) :)
Bart Ell Delivers The Woo will take care of all your woo needs.
Soon.
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Bart,
Will there be a Spring?
There will not be a Spring.
From Winter we will go straight to June Gloom.
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How did you celebrate mewtwos birthday?
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How did you celebrate mewtwos birthday?
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Is that the name of that thing in the gif?
No idea, I'm not 5.
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Is that the name of that thing in the gif?
No idea, I'm not 5.
Yes, I heard you had a thing for Pikachuuu!
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Yes, I heard you had a thing for Pikachuuu!
Is that where you pull her ears to let her know it's time to decide where she wants this to finish?
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Is that where you pull her ears to let her know it's time to decide where she wants this to finish?
How do you celebrate your birthday?
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How do you celebrate your birthday?
I don't.
Again, not 5.
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There will not be a Spring.
From Winter we will go straight to June Gloom.
Fits my mood perfectly. Thank you for cancelling Spring and Praise BE. Bring on the Gloom
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@Bart Ell What are you planning for today's adventures??
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@Bart Ell Are you planning to have an awesome Valentine's Day?
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@Bart Ell Are you planning to have an awesome Valentine's Day?
Indeed.
You know why?
The Bart plans ahead.
The Bart doesn't run into a gas station for whatever flowers are left.
The Bart knows it is a bullshit commercial fake holiday but The Bart doesn't let his cynical mind ruin it for others.
Learn from me, @damon
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Indeed.
You know why?
The Bart plans ahead.
The Bart doesn't run into a gas station for whatever flowers are left.
The Bart knows it is a bullshit commercial fake holiday but The Bart doesn't let his cynical mind ruin it for others.
Learn from me, @damon
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Bart understands the power of a different kind of woo
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Bart understands the power of a different kind of woo
I am one with all woo.
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@Bart Ell whats new in the land of bart ell??
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@Bart Ell here is other question for you bart. Are you still alive and kicking??
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How long should it take to rise & shine in a tidy environment? To dress, have 20 minutes of coffee (painkiller) then, 20 minutes exercise, a simple meal/skim the paper, feed the pet, 10 minute pet walk, basic grooming/functions, simple indoor pet clean-up, proactively tidy, and clean as one goes. I'd like to add 30 more minutes of exercise/stretching & a little more grooming but the clock gets me & it's breaktime. People I've surveyed wake & arrive at work within 90-120 minutes. Are they slobs?
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How long should it take to rise & shine in a tidy environment? To dress, have 20 minutes of coffee (painkiller) then, 20 minutes exercise, a simple meal/skim the paper, feed the pet, 10 minute pet walk, basic grooming/functions, simple indoor pet clean-up, proactively tidy, and clean as one goes. I'd like to add 30 more minutes of exercise/stretching & a little more grooming but the clock gets me & it's breaktime. People I've surveyed wake & arrive at work within 90-120 minutes. Are they slobs?
45-60 minutes for me but that's just waking, eating, loading out a few things and that's it. I guess it also depends on your commute which would dictate how early you have to git up. 120? That's way too long IMO.
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@Bart Ell Are you still alive?? If not, can @GravitySucks take over the forum? I think that he can maintain your legacy better then Heather Wade. Do you agree??
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45-60 minutes for me but that's just waking, eating, loading out a few things and that's it. I guess it also depends on your commute which would dictate how early you have to git up. 120? That's way too long IMO.
You skipped coffee. You don't feed & walk Vera? Her poop stays on the lawn until Saturday then? No skimming the newspaper? No exercise??? No grooming? Gasp. Do you tidy as you go ("working cleanly") or is S.O. your maid?
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You skipped coffee. You don't feed & walk Vera? Her poop stays on the lawn until Saturday then? No skimming the newspaper? No exercise??? No grooming? Gasp. Do you tidy as you go ("working cleanly") or is S.O. your maid?
Valid points, questions.
Vera is a once a day eater, usually about 4:30 pm so she's fine. Also, she sleeps about 14-16 hrs a day. (a real guard dog ::) If you look at my current AV that is her idea of guarding the house.
Grooming? I shower the night before, all I do in the morning is pony tail and brush teeth ;D
I have all my weekday breakfasts pre-made and portioned out for Monday thru Thursday (my work days) I also have a protein shake each morning with breakfast.
Exercise - I work out when I get home from work which is usually about 1pm. I hate long days so I go like hell with no breaks for 4-5 highly productive hours and call it a day.
60 minute mornings are perfect for, me.
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Valid points, questions.
Vera is a once a day eater, usually about 4:30 pm so she's fine. Also, she sleeps about 14-16 hrs a day. (a real guard dog ::) If you look at my current AV that is her idea of guarding the house.
Grooming? I shower the night before, all I do in the morning is pony tail and brush teeth ;D
I have all my weekday breakfasts pre-made and portioned out for Monday thru Thursday (my work days) I also have a protein shake each morning with breakfast.
Exercise - I work out when I get home from work which is usually about 1pm. I hate long days so I go like hell with no breaks for 4-5 highly productive hours and call it a day.
60 minute mornings are perfect for, me.
Best of your avatars! Thanks for the insights. Are you not a coffee sipper? You have an hour on me for not needing to reduce AM pain, not exercising, & leaving the pet poop for SO or Saturday. I will innovate some solutions; likely they will take up space & time though. It's weird how sometimes less is more but other times more allows more flexibility. I hate playing catch-up, but seems like a requirement every other week. Wearing an apron with deep pockets would prevent a lot of back & forth.
Employers want employees who can optimize efficiency, a huge HR trend. That means many people work at a much more stressful pace than in decades past. Early morning silence, late morning lulls and after lunch slumps have become a things of the past. Gotta get there fresh - like you said, within a reasonable time.
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Gotta get there fresh - like you said, within a reasonable time.
Sofiawolf you really do TRY, doncha! ;)
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Best of your avatars! Thanks for the insights. Are you not a coffee sipper?
Up until three years ago I'd probably had less than three pots of coffee in my life. That was until my wife bought this kickass coffee station that got me hooked on the black stuff for about a year. It was too much and I was always run down because of the constant adrenaline debt from the high caffeine. It's now decaf during the week and normal (black) on the weekends. Coffee, or shall I say caffeine hits me hard so I have to avoid it most of the time. There used to be a coffee thread over at CoastGab years ago before I ever started drinking it.
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@Bart Ell here is other question for you bart. Are you still alive and kicking??
You bet, @damon
The Bart enjoyed a nice 3 day weekend trip with the only person I can stand spending 3 full days with
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How long should it take to rise & shine in a tidy environment?
However long they care to take.
Why get all in their business?
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Bart,
So you have carried the Mark of the Five Morgs! for a bit of time now. How are things?
I am assuming you are like Indiana Jones with the Sankara Stones, in his coming to understand their power.
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Up until three years ago I'd probably had less than three pots of coffee in my life. That was until my wife bought this kickass coffee station that got me hooked on the black stuff for about a year. It was too much and I was always run down because of the constant adrenaline debt from the high caffeine. It's now decaf during the week and normal (black) on the weekends. Coffee, or shall I say caffeine hits me hard so I have to avoid it most of the time. There used to be a coffee thread over at CoastGab years ago before I ever started drinking it.
I drink a full pot of coffee every day and have for many years. I also have trouble sleeping at night have not figured out why.
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Dear Bart,
What wine goes well with poutine?
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Dear Bart,
What wine goes well with poutine?
I am surrounded by vineyards and wineries but I don't drink wine.
Coke is best with poutine.
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Bart,
So you have carried the Mark of the Five Morgs! for a bit of time now. How are things?
I am assuming you are like Indiana Jones with the Sankara Stones, in his coming to understand their power.
Erections last just under 4 hours.
Food tastes better.
I drive with my eyes closed.
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I am surrounded by vineyards and wineries but I don't drink wine.
Coke is best with poutine.
diet, regular, cherry coke, or powdered?
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Erections last just under 4 hours.
Food tastes better.
I drive with my eyes closed.
A year from now, you'll be crossing the Rainbow Bridge to Asgaard.
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I drink a full pot of coffee every day and have for many years. I also have trouble sleeping at night have not figured out why.
@MAX That could really have something to do with it. I get so hopped up on the weekends and find myself still up at 2-4 AM still hitting my speed bags, heavy bag or whatever the hell else. There's no way I can drink more than a cup of coffee on a Sunday if I want to sleep well for WORKING WITH SAWS on Monday morning lol ;) It will likely be really hard but you could try laying off the bean for a week or two and see what happens.. The first three days you'll be draggin' your ass as your adrenal levels get back to breaking even but once you're past that first few days you will start to feel great, naturally. If you try it remember to replenish your electrolytes during those hangover days. Gatorade works with that even though it's pure garbage in the long run.
This is just my experience but it works like a charm. For me.
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@MAX That could really have something to do with it. I get so hopped up on the weekends and find myself still up at 2-4 AM still hitting my speed bags, heavy bag or whatever the hell else. There's no way I can drink more than a cup of coffee on a Sunday if I want to sleep well for WORKING WITH SAWS on Monday morning lol ;) It will likely be really hard but you could try laying off the bean for a week or two and see what happens.. The first three days you'll be draggin' your ass as your adrenal levels get back to breaking even but once you're past that first few days you will start to feel great, naturally. If you try it remember to replenish your electrolytes during those hangover days. Gatorade works with that even though it's pure garbage in the long run.
This is just my experience but it works like a charm. For me.
Dude. What the hell happened to you? I had brought you up over your nemesis karma-wise and left you in a happy place.
Now look at you. Stagnant karma, no avatar, black squares and you carry a Lord of Anal Ring Toss brand seared into your very
soul.
Do you need help or have you got this?
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Dude. What the hell happened to you? I had brought you up over your nemesis karma-wise and left you in a happy place.
Now look at you. Stagnant karma, no avatar, black squares and you carry a Lord of Anal Ring Toss brand seared into your very
soul.
Do you need help or have you got this?
@Walks_At_Night
Weird ain't it. I went from 282 down to (current number) in about 3.5 days without even posting, I'm that good!! ;D. I suspect another anonymous nemesis in the fold. That said; I very much appreciate your previous efforts! The anal ring toss is just Bart having fun.. I kind of told him to take liberty on that one and change it to whatever, whenever he wants just for laughs, no biggie. Although the ring toss has been up a little long.. :-\ and next he'll change it to something even worse.. :P
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..Just a thought here, Bart. It may be that the "lord of the anal ring toss" is what some of the oversensitive members are finding so offensive. Unlikely? who knows. But definitely possible.
I would be willing to settle for:::
- The Best Ever
- The Original
- Mr. Wonderful
- Jackass Squared
- Forum Administrator <-That's my favorite ;D Of course it would not have any validity to it as I am not to be trusted.
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@Walks_At_Night
Weird ain't it. I went from 282 down to (current number) in about 3.5 days without even posting, I'm that good!! ;D. I suspect another anonymous nemesis in the fold. That said; I very much appreciate your previous efforts! The anal ring toss is just Bart having fun.. I kind of told him to take liberty on that one and change it to whatever, whenever he wants just for laughs, no biggie. Although the ring toss has been up a little long.. :-\ and next he'll change it to something even worse.. :P
Okay. Seems like you have it in hand.
Let's hear some ladies of the airBnB tales, eh?
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..Just a thought here, Bart. It may be that the "lord of the anal ring toss" is what some of the oversensitive members are finding so offensive. Unlikely? who knows. But definitely possible.
I would be willing to settle for:::
- The Best Ever
- The Original
- Mr. Wonderful
- Jackass Squared
- Forum Administrator <-That's my favorite ;D Of course it would not have any validity to it as I am not to be trusted.
You quoted Artie so you got Artie
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You quoted Artie so you got Artie
@Bart Ell I, am aware of that, Bart.
This is all the result of the Farm Penis incident.
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You bet, @damon
The Bart enjoyed a nice 3 day weekend trip with the only person I can stand spending 3 full days with
And nights...
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And nights...
At night I was balls deep in a ladyboy or five.
Shows how much you know!
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At night I was balls deep in a ladyboy or five.
Shows how much you know!
Time warp evidence shows that it was two.............
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Time warp evidence shows that it was two.............
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YOUR EVIDENCE IS FLAWED!
That is daytime.
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YOUR EVIDENCE IS FLAWED!
That is daytime.
Come on now Bart. You are not a "love 'em and leave 'em" prick. You've got class man. You bought them breakfast over at the Huddle House the next morning.
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Come on now Bart. You are not a "love 'em and leave 'em" prick.
Four F club.
Words to live by.
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Four F club.
Words to live by.
Ahhh. I see. I learn new stuff here everyday.
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Four F club.
Words to live by.
LMFAO @ the lyrics. 2nd verse??? Good Lord! Wedding song, first dance?
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Come on now Bart. You are not a "love 'em and leave 'em" prick. You've got class man. You bought them breakfast over at the Huddle House the next morning.
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@Walks_At_Night Sometimes you can just look at a building and instinctively know that there are really, really good pancakes in there. Yep.
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LMFAO @ the lyrics. 2nd verse??? Good Lord! Wedding song, first dance?
It depends how many of your exes are at your wedding.
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It depends how many of your exes are at your wedding.
Plus take comfort in the fact that they are all zit free as that was a condition in the initial screening.
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@Bart Ell What type of music do you enjoy listening to??
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@Bart Ell What type of music do you enjoy listening to??
I like songs about fucking.
I hate songs about trees.
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I like songs about fucking.
I hate songs about trees.
What are you saying @Bart Ell ?? Songs about trees do not give you a woody??
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What are you saying @Bart Ell ?? Songs about trees do not give you a woody??
Yes.
And I like lots of freaky shit!
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Do you observe Nyepi?
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@Bart Ell Which of the 50 states if the best and which is the worst?
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@Bart Ell Which of the 50 states if the best and which is the worst?
They all look the same to me.
I'd pick Maryland as worst.
You can include DC in there with it.
I saw people cooking dog there.
I spent most of my adult life living in California so I would probably put it at the top.
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They all look the same to me.
I'd pick Maryland as worst.
You can include DC in there with it.
I saw people cooking dog there.
Seriously?!?
I spent most of my adult life living in California so I would probably put it at the top.
Have you seen what's happened to it of late?
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@Bart Ell What type of sushi rolls do you like to eat??
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Do you know the poster @VC has been trying to dox you on bellgab?
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What is the best Ice Cream in the milky way galaxy?? Also is it out of this world??
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@Bart Ell What type of sushi rolls do you like to eat??
I like all of them except those specialty ones.
Buffalo wing sushi roll? Pass.
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Do you know the poster @VC has been trying to dox you on bellgab?
That repetitive fuck with severe mental illness is still around?
Sounds like a fun game to me!
Let's see who can find more info on the other person.
Eye for an eye and all that, right?
I bet I will win!
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What is the best Ice Cream in the milky way galaxy?? Also is it out of this world??
You asked me that already.
what is the best type of ice cream in the solar system that you love to eat?
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That repetitive fuck with severe mental illness is still around?
Sounds like a fun game to me!
Let's see who can find more info on the other person.
Eye for an eye and all that, right?
I bet I will win!
I think you have already won.
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Seriously?!?
Indeed.
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I think you have already won.
Because I know he is mentally ill?
I agree.
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You asked me that already.
I'm Sorry @Bart Ell . Ok @Bart Ell What is the best car in the world??
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I'm Sorry @Bart Ell . Ok @Bart Ell What is the best car in the world??
The Popemobile.
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That repetitive fuck with severe mental illness is still around?
Sounds like a fun game to me!
Let's see who can find more info on the other person.
Eye for an eye and all that, right?
I bet I will win!
Considering his theory is that you are James Cheney, I'll put my money on Bart winning this one
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Considering his theory is that you are James Cheney, I'll put my money on Bart winning this one
James Cheney ==> JC ==> Jesus Christ ==> @Bart Ell ???
There are no coincidences.
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James Cheney ==> JC ==> Jesus Christ ==> @Bart Ell ???
There are no coincidences.
You showed your work.
Impressive.
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You showed your work.
Impressive.
You taught me well boss.
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The Popemobile.
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When the Pope retires and/or passes away, Do you want to become the next pope? or is that a pay cut for you?? Thanks @Bart Ell
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When the Pope retires and/or passes away, Do you want to become the next pope? or is that a pay cut for you?? Thanks @Bart Ell
It would be a step down.
I am already a God, @damon
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It would be a step down.
I am already a God, @damon
Ok thanks for the info @Bart Ell
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It would be a step down.
I am already a God, @damon
If there were more than one god, would god be capitalized? Are you Mormon?
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If there were more than one god, would god be capitalized? Are you Mormon?
Is there only one sofia?
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Is there only one sofia?
Not if it's not capitalized. Or Mormon.
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Correction. The real answer is just plain no. Capitalization would have nothing to do with the plurality of a given name. God is not a given name; more like a title.
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Correction. The real answer is just plain no. Capitalization would have nothing to do with the plurality of a given name. God is not a given name; more like a title.
Is it G-string or g-string?
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If there were more than one god, would god be capitalized? Are you Mormon?
Respect my Godliness or get the fuck out.
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Not if it's not capitalized. Or Mormon.
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That is nice
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That is nice
Maybe if we lobby Bart he'll let her do a handle change yet... 8)
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@Bart Ell are you going to enjoy some GREEN BEER today??
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@Bart Ell are you going to enjoy some GREEN BEER today??
I don't drink.
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I don't drink.
@Bart Ell so are you going to have some Green eggs and Ham then??
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@Bart Ell so are you going to have some Green eggs and Ham then??
I am probably going to be avoiding all green food coloring today, sir.
How about you, @damon, gonna fill your tumtum with green food coloring today?
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I am probably going to be avoiding all green food coloring today, sir.
How about you, @damon, gonna fill your tumtum with green food coloring today?
Yes, Im going to have some Green Eggs and ham for today.
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Legend has it that Saint Patrick drove the reptiles from Ireland.
Do you think Saint Patrick will come back and drive all news reporters out North America?
Happy Saint Patrick's Day, Bart Ell, God Of Woo
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Legend has it that Saint Patrick drove the reptiles from Ireland.
Do you think Saint Patrick will come back and drive all news reporters out North America?
Happy Saint Patrick's Day, Bart Ell, God Of Woo
I hope that you have an awesome St patty's day @FISH
@Bart Ell What are you going to do today??
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I hope that you have an awesome St patty's day @FISH
@Bart Ell What are you going to do today??
@damon ☘ï¸Happy Saint Patrick's Day 🍀
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If I use Roundup on weeds and vegetation the plant is pretty much dead the next day and basically dust in two days.
If I use HDX or Spectracide weed killer, the vegetation looks a little sickly for a couple of days but then recovers and
keeps on trucking. Yet if I look at the active ingredient - it is glyphosate for all three brands.
The question for Bart Ell: "Is Monsanto in league with Lucifer?"
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If I use Roundup on weeds and vegetation the plant is pretty much dead the next day and basically dust in two days.
If I use HDX or Spectracide weed killer, the vegetation looks a little sickly for a couple of days but then recovers and
keeps on trucking. Yet if I look at the active ingredient - it is glyphosate for all three brands.
The question for Bart Ell: "Is Monsanto in league with Lucifer?"
Nothing wrong with Monsanto.
Fantastic company.
Great results.
Crybabies cry about it for no real reason.
#GMOFan
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I hope that you have an awesome St patty's day @FISH
@Bart Ell What are you going to do today??
Creating woo.
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Bart,
I haven’t posted in months. Can you catch me up in a few sentences?
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Bart,
I haven’t posted in months. Can you catch me up in a few sentences?
Art is still dead.
A few whiny little cunts still cry about The Bart.
I saved the legacy from the hands of an unwashed squatter.
That about covers it.
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Nothing wrong with Monsanto.
Fantastic company.
Great results.
Crybabies cry about it for no real reason.
#GMOFan
Whew. That's a relief. Just wanna kill some grass and weeds growing in the expansion joints of the driveway.
I don't wanna open up a Portal to where the dark things sleep.
Feel 100% better. Thanks Bart!
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Whew. That's a relief. Just wanna kill some grass and weeds growing in the expansion joints of the driveway.
I don't wanna open up a Portal to where the dark things sleep.
Feel 100% better. Thanks Bart!
Get some polymeric sand in there after you got them good and dead.
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Legend has it that Saint Patrick drove the reptiles from Ireland.
Do you think Saint Patrick will come back and drive all news reporters out North America?
Happy Saint Patrick's Day, Bart Ell, God Of Woo
Funny AND desirable
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Nothing wrong with Monsanto.
Fantastic company.
Great results.
Crybabies cry about it for no real reason.
#GMOFan
I weep for the weeds. They have a right to live too!!!
Naw. Just kidding. Whatever.
Please pass the GMO and do not hold the gluten.
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1. Bart, can you put me in that shed, or whatever that zoo of yours is for awhile? I just need a break from everybody and perhaps some downtime will help. What about conjugal visits while I'm in there? Do the visits have to be from a forum member only? If so, who will you be sending to take care o' the kid every few days?
2. Simple answer please. Do you like devils food chocolate cake over the lighter ones? I do.
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If I use Roundup on weeds and vegetation the plant is pretty much dead the next day and basically dust in two days.
If I use HDX or Spectracide weed killer, the vegetation looks a little sickly for a couple of days but then recovers and
keeps on trucking. Yet if I look at the active ingredient - it is glyphosate for all three brands.
The question for Bart Ell: "Is Monsanto in league with Lucifer?"
I say put a new driveway over your problem driveway.
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If I use Roundup on weeds and vegetation the plant is pretty much dead the next day and basically dust in two days.
If I use HDX or Spectracide weed killer, the vegetation looks a little sickly for a couple of days but then recovers and
keeps on trucking. Yet if I look at the active ingredient - it is glyphosate for all three brands.
The question for Bart Ell: "Is Monsanto in league with Lucifer?"
May I add that there might be some great websites on natural or alternative weed killing. My dad always used bark dust (the dust, or bark mulch, not just beauty bark). We did weed, though. I tend to weed with a shovel; a lot easier, then after I dig them out, I lean over with or without a reacher and pull the thing up and shake it out. Good ground cover plants preclude weeds. Evergreen trees also stop weeds underneath themselves. Some weeds aren't so bad, too.
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Glysophate comes in different concentrations, even among the different Roundup products.
Some weeds, such as dollar weed, are edible.
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1. Bart, can you put me in that shed, or whatever that zoo of yours is for awhile? I just need a break from everybody and perhaps some downtime will help. What about conjugal visits while I'm in there? Do the visits have to be from a forum member only? If so, who will you be sending to take care o' the kid every few days?
2. Simple answer please. Do you like devils food chocolate cake over the lighter ones? I do.
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Wow, I haven't heard that in many years. Sometimes it's nice to hear something for the first time, all over again. :)
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Nothing wrong with Monsanto.
Fantastic company.
Great results.
Maybe great results for their weed killer... Not so much their stock after a second ruling that roundup caused cancer. The payout in the first case was around 75 million... Only another 11,200 cases in the U.S courts against Monsanto right now...
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/19/business/monsanto-roundup-cancer.html
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Maybe great results for their weed killer... Not so much their stock after a second ruling that roundup caused cancer. The payout in the first case was around 75 million... Only another 11,200 cases in the U.S courts against Monsanto right now...
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/19/business/monsanto-roundup-cancer.html
People are so sensitive.
I will gladly give up a few people to have a weedless lawn.
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I will gladly give up a few people to have a weedless lawn.
I've done that, it works! Even more you can scatter their ashes over the grassy areas.
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Maybe great results for their weed killer... Not so much their stock after a second ruling that roundup caused cancer. The payout in the first case was around 75 million... Only another 11,200 cases in the U.S courts against Monsanto right now...
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/19/business/monsanto-roundup-cancer.html
@WOTR
People were aware of the lawsuits and lawsuits pending but BAYER AG still paid big bucks for them ($63 BILLION.) Crazy.
"Closing the deal required nearly two years of wrangling with regulators. Bayer filed some 40 million pages of paperwork" <-- this was for the regulators, NOT for the paperwork for the merger, the sale of the seed business to BASF, and the financing! Amazing. And crazy. I wonder what M&A Firms handled to the deal. Or if most of this was done in house? That is some billable hours!!
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@WOTR
People were aware of the lawsuits and lawsuits pending but BAYER AG still paid big bucks for them ($63 BILLION.) Crazy.
"Closing the deal required nearly two years of wrangling with regulators. Bayer filed some 40 million pages of paperwork" <-- this was for the regulators, NOT for the paperwork for the merger, the sale of the seed business to BASF, and the financing! Amazing. And crazy. I wonder what M&A Firms handled to the deal. Or if most of this was done in house? That is some billable hours!!
On a more practical note, can you imagine trying to get your place weed-free without Roundup?
Spectracide and some of the others just don't cut it.
Top tip - want to make Roundup work even better? Add a few tablespoons of Dawn dish liquid to the mix, it adheres and holds to the weeds leaves much better.
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On a more practical note, can you imagine trying to get your place weed-free without Roundup?
Spectracide and some of the others just don't cut it.
Top tip - want to make Roundup work even better? Add a few tablespoons of Dawn dish liquid to the mix, it adheres and holds to the weeds leaves much better.
I just weed by hand, mainly. And maintain good top dressing, compost, etc and weeds not much of a problem. But I did use Roundup on some Poison Ivy on a fence at one place where the weed was really in neighbor's yard but due to "language issues" and some suspect contacts they seem to have with the police, didn't want to deal with them. RoundUp worked amazingly....but, unfortunately it rained and there was a spot where grass wouldn't grow for two years! RoundUp works! For good, or it seems, bad.
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Could you explain what the problem was w the pair of photos I posted recently? Was it because at 1 time (yrs. earlier) I'd been trying to make $ off it, & you took it as advertising? I haven't bothered to take the sales info off the related page. The content itself I thought was about as inoffensive as pix could get. I know this isn't some white-power site, so it couldn't've been the mixed-race subjects.
Seems I have a knack for giving offense online w/o intending to, this is far from the 1st place. It's always something different, & on some sites I can never figure it out. Often people just take incorrectly something I wrote. Last time was on a discussion board where I wound up getting kicked off for asking what I was doing wrong! (Just posting opinions, no graphics.) But I'm told the people there are nuts like that. It's usually been the forums dominated by women that are the most senstive or crazy. In other cases it's been about my questioning some authority figure to whom they look for technical expertise, & whom they're afraid will be driven away by my seeming doubts; usually those figures are not as stuck up as their hosts think. Meanwhile in many of those forums participants all around will be flaming, & I'm just trying to be a nice guy, but they'll take that as passive-aggressive or some such.
TIA. Mostly fun here, but a lot of inside jokes I don't think worth my while trying to get.
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@WOTR
People were aware of the lawsuits and lawsuits pending but BAYER AG still paid big bucks for them ($63 BILLION.) Crazy.
"Closing the deal required nearly two years of wrangling with regulators. Bayer filed some 40 million pages of paperwork" <-- this was for the regulators, NOT for the paperwork for the merger, the sale of the seed business to BASF, and the financing! Amazing. And crazy. I wonder what M&A Firms handled to the deal. Or if most of this was done in house? That is some billable hours!!
I'm guessing that they did the math, and it worked out (somehow.) The valuation placed on a company with known legal liabilities just seems insane. But then, I'm not a Harvard trained bean counter... ;)
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...It's usually been the forums dominated by women that are the most senstive or crazy.
I'm offended by your masochist, male oriented ramblings and obvious bias against women. It is exactly statements such as these that we all need to rally against to ensure that all feel welcome and safe on a forum. In short, I'm offended. :'(
*O.K. Not really... But it's fun to pretend. 8) I don't know what pictures they were, was not the one who took them down, and will have to wait for a real response...
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On a more practical note, can you imagine trying to get your place weed-free without Roundup?
Spectracide and some of the others just don't cut it.
Top tip - want to make Roundup work even better? Add a few tablespoons of Dawn dish liquid to the mix, it adheres and holds to the weeds leaves much better.
I always hire a few illegal aliens to weed my lawn. Cheaper than Roundup. Much healthier. And better for the environment. Bus those families to my house
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I'm offended by your masochist, male oriented ramblings and obvious bias against women. It is exactly statements such as these that we all need to rally against to ensure that all feel welcome and safe on a forum. In short, I'm offended. :'(
*O.K. Not really... But it's fun to pretend. 8) I don't know what pictures they were, was not the one who took them down, and will have to wait for a real response...
I have no idea what the pictures were. But I'm offended by the topic of your post and think it should be taken down
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Could you explain what the problem was w the pair of photos I posted recently? Was it because at 1 time (yrs. earlier) I'd been trying to make $ off it, & you took it as advertising?
Lemme see... what could possibly be wrong about posting pictures of a bunch of naked children in a bathtub?
I guess it is perfectly normal... if your name is Casio.
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I always hire a few illegal aliens to weed my lawn. Cheaper than Roundup. Much healthier. And better for the environment. Bus those families to my house
Great, and they won't possibly put any fiscal strain on social services or law enforcement or certainly the "environment" while you're playing Jefe and watching your weeds go away.
Ever wonder why most of your state has become a latrine by the sea?
I have always wondered just how insular and delusional a person has to be to actively, aggressively, and righteously foul their own nest. Perhaps you can share with me what's behind your ardor for criminal border jumpers and if you'd be just as pleased to have actual incarcerated felons turned loose on your lawn. :o :o :o
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I just weed by hand, mainly. And maintain good top dressing, compost, etc and weeds not much of a problem. But I did use Roundup on some Poison Ivy on a fence at one place where the weed was really in neighbor's yard but due to "language issues" and some suspect contacts they seem to have with the police, didn't want to deal with them. RoundUp worked amazingly....but, unfortunately it rained and there was a spot where grass wouldn't grow for two years! RoundUp works! For good, or it seems, bad.
Oh it works rather well, so much so it basically owns the market.
Try doing a few acres by hand and you'll see the benefits post haste. ;)
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I don't know what pictures they were, was not the one who took them down, and will have to wait for a real response...
I posted the question here because it's for Bart, but if anyone has another guess, that might be more interesting! They were cute photos of a friend's children 30 yrs. ago. The oldest is now a mother, the next oldest a computer programmer, the youngest a prof at Drexler.
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Lemme see... what could possibly be wrong about posting pictures of a bunch of naked children in a bathtub?
They were naked, of course, but you'd only know they weren't wearing swimsuits because it was a bathtub, not a pool. They were visible only from about the shoulders up. Is the mere reference to children bathing a problem?
Would these (http://users.bestweb.net/~robgood/suds/darklady6sm.jpg) pictures (http://users.bestweb.net/~robgood/suds/darklady8sm.jpg) (I won't put them inline so as not to be triggering) have been less of a problem? They show a lot more skin, but they're of an adult who writes erotic fiction.
I thought the pix of Darklady, which are supposed to be sexy, would if anything be more problematic than those of the Lows as children, which are not supposed to be sexy.
I guess it is perfectly normal... if your name is Casio.
Something to do w watches? Keeping time? I don't get it.
Have I wandered into some running gag around here?
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Have I wandered into some running gag around here?
Something like that. I’m not sure gag is the right word for Casio.
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I always hire a few illegal aliens to weed my lawn. Cheaper than Roundup. Much healthier. And better for the environment. Bus those families to my house
@TigerLily OMG That is soooo HOT! Bossy woman rule! 8)
..for awhile ;)
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@Bart Ell When are you going to do other woo video? The last one is awesome.
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@Bart Ell When are you going to do other woo video? The last one is awesome.
July 5th - BART ELL SAVES THE WORLD
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Glysophate comes in different concentrations, even among the different Roundup products.
Some weeds, such as dollar weed, are edible.
My neighbor put Roundup on my bottlebrush "weeds", which I grew because they are full of silica & my cats liked to chew on them. Without my knowledge, a neighbor put Roundup on them. All three of my cats got sick & had to be treated, and the one that ate the most kept getting symptoms and died of a liver mass 4 years later. Her death was traumatic, bloody and violent after the hospital sent her home. I guess they thought that her death would be peaceful, but it was anything but.
As long as that cat ate off my wild violet plant (not African!), her tumor stayed small. But a flood came & washed the plant away and she died not too long afterward. Shrinking violet leaves are tumor shrinkers, but evidently not a total cure at the rate she ate them.
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Seems to me Roundup's advantageous only where salt would be corrosive to some structure.
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Seems to me Roundup's advantageous only where salt would be corrosive to some structure.
i prefer used motor oil myself. works as well as roundup for killing weeds. less toxic on pets and so forth.
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i prefer used motor oil myself. works as well as roundup for killing weeds. less toxic on pets and so forth.
What concentration/dilution method do you use to get it to spray?
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What concentration/dilution method do you use to get it to spray?
it was a joke.
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it was a joke.
:)
It actually works, you knew that, right?
Diesel kills things too.
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:)
It actually works, you knew that, right?
Diesel kills things too.
i know.
just with the current PC generation, you might get your property declared a toxic waste zone that requires a govt supervision to clean up and the death penalty for the perp.
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In that case, it's over to the orange oil and vinegar!
:)
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i prefer used motor oil myself. works as well as roundup for killing weeds. less toxic on pets and so forth.
In the neighborhood I grew up in, there was this grumpy old guy that would dump all his used motor oil and transmission fluid on the gravel road to keep the dust down. We avoided his street on our bikes just because of the baked petrochemical smell alone.
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In the neighborhood I grew up in, there was this grumpy old guy that would dump all his used motor oil and transmission fluid on the gravel road to keep the dust down. We avoided his street on our bikes just because of the baked petrochemical smell alone.
They use something less toxic but ultimately self-defeating these days - magnesium chloride and water.
http://meltsnow.com/applications/dust-control/dust-control-liquid-products/
Genius on dust, but take a dirt road with that spread on it, add rain and you get:
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...to drive on, uggh. :-\
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@Bart Ell When does the Thunderdome open? In the words of Dee Snider "I WANNA POST" POST!!! Dat Dannana!!
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@Bart Ell When does the Thunderdome open? In the words of Dee Snider "I WANNA POST" POST!!! Dat Dannana!!
Soon.
Very soon.
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@Bart Ell - can you please share how you got involved with listening to Art and when?
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@Bart Ell - can you please share how you got involved with listening to Art and when?
Sometime around 1996.
A young Bart was stuck flying across the country overnight.
I couldn't sleep in a bus so I would scan the stations.
I found C2C but lost the station after about 40 minutes.
Every hour or so I would have to scan the stations again but I would end up finding his show on another station.
I don't remember ever not being able to find the show.
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Tnx, The idea of scanning stations aloft at night has its own special magic, a very Art introduction you had. :)
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What is your favorite color?
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What is your favorite color?
Death.
Did I really type death?
I meant blue.
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Death.
Did I really type death?
I meant blue.
@Bart Ell what color would you outlaw?
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@Bart Ell What planet are you going to send shut in brig to and is Fat Fuck Falkie going with her too??
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@Bart Ell and @Bluejay If Shut in Brig and Falkie has kids that live, What would they look like??
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@Bart Ell and @Bluejay If Shut in Brig and Falkie has kids that live, What would they look like??
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Thanks @Bluejay
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Oh my eyes ... will I ever be able to unsee this? @Bluejay you answered @damon question perfectly!
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@Bart Ell and @Bluejay If Shut in Brig and Falkie has kids that live, What would they look like??
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Death.
Did I really type death?
I meant blue.
LOL!!!
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Lego love!
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Death.
Did I really type death?
I meant blue.
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i prefer used motor oil myself. works as well as roundup for killing weeds. less toxic on pets and so forth.
I don't know what to say but you are creative and considerate. As long as they don't walk on it and lick their feet...
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Blue Santa
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@Bart Ell if you were in a dance off with the owner of the other forum, what will be your best dance move that will make the other forum owner run away like a little girl or is he just to scared to enter the dance off?
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@Bart Ell what is the best dinner meal that your mom or dad make in your life so far??
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@Bart Ell what is the best dinner meal that you made for your parents so far?
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@Bart Ell if you were in a dance off with the owner of the other forum, what will be your best dance move that will make the other forum owner run away like a little girl or is he just to scared to enter the dance off?
This would be easy, @damon.
I have heard his drumming so I know keeping a steady beat is a foreign concept to him.
I would do a simple finger snap, in time, to confuse his brain with my metronome-like timing.
I would then do a soft shoe shuffle to demonstrate my incredible ability to play around the perfect timing created by my metronome-like finger snapping.
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@Bart Ell what is the best dinner meal that your mom or dad make in your life so far??
Sushi off the body of a 21 year old Russian virgin.
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@Bart Ell what is the best dinner meal that you made for your parents so far?
Sushi off the body of a 21 year old Russian.
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This would be easy, @damon.
I have heard his drumming so I know keeping a steady beat is a foreign concept to him.
I would do a simple finger snap, in time, to confuse his brain with my metronome-like timing.
I would then do a soft shoe shuffle to demonstrate my incredible ability to play around the perfect timing created by my metronome-like finger snapping.
@Bart Ell Thanks. Here is other question. Which country do you what to visit the most??
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@Bart Ell Thanks. Here is other question. Which country do you what to visit the most??
I have been everywhere I have ever wanted to go and a few places that I never wanted to visit.
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Sushi off the body of a 21 year old Russian virgin.
So, your sister was adopted?
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So, your sister was adopted?
Woo
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So, your sister was adopted?
That's what I have told her at least once a month for her entire life.
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Sushi off the body of a 21 year old Russian virgin.
In remembrance of your best sushi meal off the body of this Russian lady, isn’t it time for @Walks_At_Night 's RED Heat topic to have its own thread in EllGab?
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In remembrance of your best sushi meal off the body of this Russian lady, isn’t it time for @Walks_At_Night 's RED Heat topic to have its own thread in EllGab?
He can start a thread whenever he likes.
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He can start a thread whenever he likes.
I did not know that..
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How long does a person have to be awake for a nap to be considered acceptable?
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How long does a person have to be awake for a nap to be considered acceptable?
61 minutes
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How long does a person have to be awake for a nap to be considered acceptable?
Cat naps?
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61 minutes
I’m w BE on this one
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I have been everywhere I have ever wanted to go and a few places that I never wanted to visit.
And where would you most like to re-visit? How many times have you already been there? How soon do you plan to return? Would you book and pay for a flight and hotel for me? And a friend?
#ClickacyTLvacation
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And where would you most like to re-visit? How many times have you already been there? How soon do you plan to return? Would you book and pay for a flight and hotel for me? And a friend?
#ClickacyTLvacation
Santa's Workshop, North Pole, NY
Over 200 times.
As soon as possible.
I would not.
Why do you have poor friends?
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Santa's Workshop, North Pole, NY
Over 200 times.
As soon as possible.
I would not.
Why do you have poor friends?
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Ok. I would have thought somewhere more exotic. But who doesn't love Santa?
My mother always told me, "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a a poor man." So far that hasn't been my experience
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Ok. I would have thought somewhere more exotic. But who doesn't love Santa?
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My mother always told me, "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a a poor man." So far that hasn't been my experience
Maybe if you reset the search parameters to "soul mate"... 8)
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Santa's Workshop, North Pole, NY
Over 200 times.
As soon as possible.
I would not.
Why do you have poor friends?
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Did you ever go swimming down at the waterfall/rapids at the bottom of the hill where the covered bridge is in Jay, NY?
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Maybe if you reset the search parameters to "soul mate"... 8)
How has that worked on ParanormalDate.com for you?
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How has that worked on ParanormalDate.com for you?
S'all good, finding a mate with a prehensile tail came first tho...
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S'all good, finding a mate with a prehensile tail came first tho...
I can see how a prehensile tail might come in handy on a first date for a quick getaway
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I can see how a prehensile tail might come in handy on a first date for a quick getaway
Far more useful for nesting and gathering. 8)
And who doesn't love a rich sugar baby?
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Far more useful for nesting and gathering. 8)
And who doesn't love a rich sugar baby?
lol 😺
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lol 😺
:)
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Ok. I would have thought somewhere more exotic. But who doesn't love Santa?
My mother always told me, "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a a poor man." So far that hasn't been my experience
More exotic?
You can send a postcard to @Rikki Gins from the post office seen in the picture and the postmark will be from the NORTH FUCKING POLE!
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Did you ever go swimming down at the waterfall/rapids at the bottom of the hill where the covered bridge is in Jay, NY?
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I do not enter natural bodies of water.
Freaking fish toilets.
#PaveTheEarth
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I do not enter natural bodies of water.
Freaking fish toilets.
#PaveTheEarth
Not even the ocean?
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Not even the ocean?
Lol, Bart's got his Howard Hughes on...
"...nothing like the smel' of the desert after rain, greasewood and sage..."
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More exotic?
You can send a postcard to @Rikki Gins from the post office seen in the picture and the postmark will be from the NORTH FUCKING POLE!
Oh, I can't deny that it would be ever so cool to get a postcard from the North Pole. By the way, thank you Bart, for the nice mention on the last Woo Special. My name was never on a news ticker before and I was tickled pink to see it go by.
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Not even the ocean?
Is an ocean a natural body of water?
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Oh, I can't deny that it would be ever so cool to get a postcard from the North Pole. By the way, thank you Bart, for the nice mention on the last Woo Special. My name was never on a news ticker before and I was tickled pink to see it go by.
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I am a Bart of the people!
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Is an ocean a natural body of water?
Izzat anything like this?
http://www.yoatzot.org/mikveh/544/
A woman in a state of niddah returns to a state of taharah (ritual purity) only after immersing in a halachically acceptable body of water. A natural spring (ma'ayan) or a natural pool may be acceptable, but as the laws governing them are quite complex, it is best to immerse in a recognized and well-maintained man-made mikveh. If no official mikveh is available, however, one may immerse in another body of water if it conforms to halachic requirements. While an ocean would normally be acceptable, a river may or may not be. Halachic consultation is important.
Sounds complicated. :-X
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Is an ocean a natural body of water?
not after mankind got done with it it isnt.
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not after mankind got done with it it isnt.
It will be fine for the rest of my years on this planet.
It can turn to desert one day after I die for all I care.
#PaveTheEarth
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Is an ocean a natural body of water?
Yes. Why not? Did a leech stick to you? Bitten by a fish of jelly?
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It will be fine for the rest of my years on this planet.
It can turn to desert one day after I die for all I care.
#PaveTheEarth
Reminds me of a horrible song. Doesn't matter who remakes it, always sucks.
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Yes. Why not? Did a leech stick to you? Bitten by a fish of jelly?
I don't go in water that other things shit in.
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Reminds me of a horrible song. Doesn't matter who remakes it, always sucks.
Yup.
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Yup.
ug. Agreed. Made it about 20 seconds.
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@Bart Ell @PolkaDot
Oh Yeah!!???? Listen to me, you HAVE to make it all the way through, ok!? It goes through levels, highs and lows and it tells a story. God Bless us all.
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@Bart Ell @PolkaDot
Oh Yeah!!???? Listen to me, you HAVE to make it all the way through, ok!? It goes through levels, highs and lows and it tells a story. God Bless us all.
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You stop that!! Ya' know what, at least you're not a coward, so I can appreciate that. +1 So there! But you didn't even give the song a chance!!!!
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You stop that!! Ya' know what, at least you're not a coward, so I can appreciate that. +1 So there! But you didn't even give it a chance!!!!
I skipped ahead THREE times. If that's not a chance I don't know what is.
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I skipped ahead THREE times. If that's not a chance I don't know what is.
That's fine, but don't get too slap happy with that smite button or I'll do some rather interesting things ;)
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@Bart Ell @PolkaDot
Oh Yeah!!???? Listen to me, you HAVE to make it all the way through, ok!? It goes through levels, highs and lows and it tells a story. God Bless us all.
...my poor eardrums were not prepared for that opening....
ouch. >.<
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That's fine, but don't get too slap happy with that smite button or I'll do some rather interesting things ;)
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lol
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I don't go in water that other things shit in.
Do you ingest seafood?
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Do you ingest seafood?
Yes.
Shit can't get into meat.
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Yes.
Shit can't get into meat.
Not directly, but fish do eat their own poo
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Bart, what do you keep the hot tub set at and do you have in running year round?
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Bart, what do you keep the hot tub set at and do you have in running year round?
I don't sit in water.
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I don't sit in water.
The amniotic fluid phase musta been a trial of sorts...
:o
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I don't sit in water.
So you're denying the afternoon we shared in Whistler
fine
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Bart this question comes from Dill pickle
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Bart this question comes from Dill pickle
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Yes, Pickledummy, the dead fraud had nothing better to do than contact your ugly ass.
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Fucking frauds.
Bart Ell Takes Down The Woo coming soon.
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So you're denying the afternoon we shared in Whistler
fine
Whistler is overpriced and overrated.
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Whistler is overpriced and overrated.
And mostly outdoors.
Yuck.
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And mostly outdoors.
Yuck.
You just made me snort. Very unlady like.
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Whistler is overpriced and overrated.
Agreed, so is Aspen.
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You just made me FART. Very unlady like.
Eww
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Eww
Hey!!
I didn’t know you could hear that. :-[
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Hey!!
I didn’t know you could here that. :-[
I'm looking away and not making eye contact ;)
I'm a MOD so I can do that. No harm meant :)
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Dutch oven!!!
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Dutch oven!!!
You win.
I'm outta here. G'night.
+1
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You win.
I'm outta here. G'night.
+1
Night!
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@Bart Ell How is your day so far??
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Are there kiwis around here anywhere?
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Dutch oven!!!
crop dusting
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My dearest Bart,
What is your preference, peaches or nectarines?
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crop dusting
You all realize you're woman, right? Talking/posting like that about those things? Let's roll things back a few generations to when woman knew better than to make mention of, let alone laugh and joke about such things. It's not funny.
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My dearest Bart,
What is your preference, peaches or nectarines?
This can't be a serious question.
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This can't be a serious question.
Oh, c'mon. Nectarines are MUCH tangier, with a firm, lasting mouthfeel! Who wants to eat or peel a bunch of squirting fuzz. But apricots take the cake.
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Oh, c'mon. Nectarines are MUCH tangier, with a firm, lasting mouthfeel! Who wants to eat or peel a bunch of squirting fuzz. But apricots take the cake.
Your stupid opinion doesn't have to be my stupid opinion.
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Oh, c'mon. Nectarines are MUCH tangier, with a firm, lasting mouthfeel! Who wants to eat or peel a bunch of squirting fuzz. But apricots take the cake.
you are wrong.
that said nectarines are simply fuzz-less variety of peaches
apricots are ok, but cant hold a candle to peaches.
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you are wrong.
that said nectarines are simply fuzz-less variety of peaches
apricots are ok, but cant hold a candle to peaches.
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Peaches or nothing.
Though a nice, ripe pear isn't terrible.
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you are wrong.
that said nectarines are simply fuzz-less variety of peaches
apricots are ok, but cant hold a candle to peaches.
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Why are peaches Fuzzy? I don't like the fuzz.
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Oh, c'mon. Nectarines are MUCH tangier, with a firm, lasting mouthfeel! Who wants to eat or peel a bunch of squirting fuzz. But apricots take the cake.
I told myself I wouldn't have dirty thoughts today and share innuendo regarding said thoughts based on the highlighted quote. So all I'll say is I love peaches and hate apricots. Nectarines are okay.
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Why are peaches Fuzzy? I don't like the fuzz.
Peach fuzz is a defense mechanism that protects the fruit from insects, bacteria, and rainwater. The fuzz wards off bugs attracted to the sweet fruit. Due to the strange texture of the fuzz, insects are less likely to land on the peaches and eat the fruit. Additionally, the tiny hairs support rain droplets and prevent them from siting directly on the delicate skin. During light showers or morning dew, the skin stays dry and the peaches are less prone to bacteria and rotting.
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@Bart Ell Are you planning to have an awesome day?
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@Bart Ell Are you planning to have an awesome day?
5 hours in and mission accomplished.
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You all realize you're woman, right? Talking/posting like that about those things? Let's roll things back a few generations to when woman knew better than to make mention of, let alone laugh and joke about such things. It's not funny.
I am a boy mom...sorry. #dontcare #boymom #ilikefartjokes
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You all realize you're woman, right? Talking/posting like that about those things? Let's roll things back a few generations to when woman knew better than to make mention of, let alone laugh and joke about such things. It's not funny.
I'm going to assume that this is your sorry attempt at sardonic humor and that you're not being an ass. I'm choosing to think this because one is a purposeful and endearing attempt and the other is an unfortunate circumstance of breeding and rearing and I am an optimist.
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What is your preference, peaches or nectarines?
I used to far prefer nectarines, but the past few years, peaches. They don't feel as fuzzy as they used to. Have the peaches changed or is it me?
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Peach fuzz is a defense mechanism that protects the fruit from insects, bacteria, and rainwater. The fuzz wards off bugs attracted to the sweet fruit. Due to the strange texture of the fuzz, insects are less likely to land on the peaches and eat the fruit. Additionally, the tiny hairs support rain droplets and prevent them from siting directly on the delicate skin. During light showers or morning dew, the skin stays dry and the peaches are less prone to bacteria and rotting.
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I'm going to assume that this is your sorry attempt at sardonic humor and that you're not being an ass. I'm choosing to think this because one is a purposeful and endearing attempt and the other is an unfortunate circumstance of breeding and rearing and I am an optimist.
Breeding and rearing? I take my chances with the superior genetic toolbox I was gifted. Now get in the kitchen where you belong. Go on.. do as you're told.
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Breeding and rearing? I take my chances with the superior genetic toolbox I was gifted. Now get in the kitchen where you belong. Go on.. do as you're told.
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No, like you, yours was an empty bag. I haven't even brought up the bedroom scenario yet.
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@Bart Ell How does one becomes AWESOME like yourself??
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@Bart Ell How does one becomes AWESOME like yourself??
Very carefully?
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@Bart Ell How does one becomes AWESOME like yourself??
With panache
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@Bart Ell How does one becomes AWESOME like yourself??
Hello @damon we are all awesome. We are all Bart Ell. 8).
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you are wrong.
that said nectarines are simply fuzz-less variety of peaches
apricots are ok, but cant hold a candle to peaches.
Yeah, well I also said they are much tangier and I think indicated they are firmer. I don't have to eat a nectarine over a plate. Peaches are like eating a water balloon.
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+1 Anniem
I used to far prefer nectarines, but the past few years, peaches. They don't feel as fuzzy as they used to. Have the peaches changed or is it me?
I agree. Haven't seen a real tangerine in 30 years, too.
I told myself I wouldn't have dirty thoughts today and share innuendo regarding said thoughts based on the highlighted quote. So all I'll say is I love peaches and hate apricots. Nectarines are okay.
All I felt worried about was "firm, lasting mouthfeel", ha ha.
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You all realize you're woman, right? Talking/posting like that about those things? Let's roll things back a few generations to when woman knew better than to make mention of, let alone laugh and joke about such things. It's not funny.
If that's the case, then it shouldn't have been mentioned in mixed company. That's not on her at all.
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Mon cher Bartiromo
I wandered into the middle of a conversation. I surmised from the confab that you are Canadien. C'est vrai?
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Mon cher Bartiromo
I wandered into the middle of a conversation. I surmised from the confab that you are Canadien. C'est vrai?
I have dual citizenship.
I actually have 3 passports but it is still called dual.
Strange, I know.
To answer your question - yes.
Montreal is known as the birthplace of William Shatner and The Bart!
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I have dual citizenship.
I actually have 3 passports but it is still called dual.
Strange, I know.
To answer your question - yes.
Montreal is known as the birthplace of William Shatner and The Bart!
I knew you were especially cool. Now I know why. Icy cool
Do you like these guys? I first heard them on a Druid podcast
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I knew you were especially cool. Now I know why. Icy cool
Do you like these guys? I first heard them on a Druid podcast
Never heard of them.
Buncha hippies!
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Never heard of them.
Buncha hippies!
Traditional. So you are more a Céline Dion fan? No no ... don't tell me. Rush
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Traditional. So you are more a Céline Dion fan?
Shhh! He's a Rush fan. ;)
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Traditional. So you are more a Céline Dion fan?
I never listened to much french music.
I left when I was 19 and ended up in Sherman Oaks...
A few blocks from Leonard Cohen.
Leonard is third on the list behind Shatner and The Bart.
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Shhh! He's a Rush fan. ;)
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS EVILNESS?
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I never listened to much french music.
I left when I was 19 and ended up in Sherman Oaks...
A few blocks from Leonard Cohen.
Leonard is third on the list behind Shatner and The Bart.
Now Leonard Cohen is super icy cool
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Now Leonard Cohen is super icy cool
Happens when you croak.
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Shhh! He's a Rush fan. ;)
lol. Did you notice my afterthought? It must be required on the Canadian citizenship test
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lol. Did you notice my afterthought? It must be required on the citizenship test
My hatred of them is why I was asked to leave.
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My hatred of them is why I was asked to leave.
I'm so relieved! Welcome to America. Home of Motley Crue (Vince Neil grew up down the street from me)
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I'm so relieved! Welcome to America. Home of Motley Crue (Vince Neil grew up down the street from me)
I hope you didn't go outside when he was driving around.
Bit of a murderer behind the wheel.
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I hope you didn't go outside when he was driving around.
Bit of a murderer behind the wheel.
Too soon.
I knew one of his PAs briefly. VN gave him a Suburban after the birth of the guy's kid... (Wait for it...) So.the family would be "safe."
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I hope you didn't go outside when he was driving around.
Bit of a murderer behind the wheel.
We always knew when he was visiting the fam. A Lamborghini or Ferrari would be parked on the street. Never noticed any body damage. On the cars. Vince was another thing
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We always knew when he was visiting the fam. A Lamborghini or Ferrari would be parked on the street. Never noticed any body damage. On the cars. Vince was another thing
At least he still has his looks.
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At least he still has his looks.
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At least now he has something worse than his music
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WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS EVILNESS?
Someone has to keep you on your toes. :)
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Should I try this?
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Should I try this?
By all means. Report back.
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Should I try this?
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Two times.
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At least he still has his looks.
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Is that Lasha?
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I have dual citizenship.
I actually have 3 passports but it is still called dual.
Strange, I know.
To answer your question - yes.
Montreal is known as the birthplace of William Shatner and The Bart!
I believe it ought to be "The Bart and William Shatner"
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Never heard of them.
Buncha hippies!
Therefore they do not exist.
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How are you?
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How are you?
Better than I deserve to be
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Bart,
Has this Mandela Effect business finally hit rock bottom with this? Elephant titties? Sheesh.
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Bart,
Has this Mandela Effect business finally hit rock bottom with this? Elephant titties? Sheesh.
This is called THE LASHA EFFECT.
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Better than I deserve to be
Ok. Glad you are not less better than you deserve. I've seen that, it isn't pretty.
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Ok. Glad you are not less better than you deserve. I've seen that, it isn't pretty.
Luck of the draw.
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Better than I deserve to be
Listening to Dave Ramsay again?
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Listening to Dave Ramsay again?
No idea who that is!
I was looking around at my kingdom and that is the thought that came to me.
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No idea who that is!
I was looking around at my kingdom and that is the thought that came to me.
Ah. Financial advisor on radio for real people, actually really really good. Teaches people how to get real and get out of debt. Christian-based, I believe, but not a prosteletyzer. He when he takes calls and someone automatically says, Hi Dave, how are you? He always says "better than I deserve" and means it.
When families follow his programs and practices and finally get themselves out of debt, he has them call in and yell "We're debt free!" all together and plays a wild appaluse and cheering track, asks them how they did it and congratulates them. It sounds very hokey, and is in a way, but is also very moving and inspiring. I have, blessedly, never needed his advice but have listened to him in the car once in a while when driving. I like his logic and to hear how he prioritizes things when people call with complex problems.
Now you probably know WAY more than you ever wanted to! ;D
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Why do you dislike me? I don't blame you. I'm just curious. No biggie.
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Why do you dislike me? I don't blame you. I'm just curious. No biggie.
Starr, whaaaat? Didn't you go through this last year with Liberace? Bart is sarcastic to a lot of the females. I've never noticed any particular bias against you. Is it that time of year again?? Fourth of July not your favorite holiday?
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Why do you dislike me? I don't blame you. I'm just curious. No biggie.
We've had this dance before.
Stop drinking, it makes you ask me why I don't like you.
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Bart is sarcastic to a lot of the females.
I don't think that is gender specific.
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I don't think that is gender specific.
One of our founding principals is equal opportunity snark.
Or maybe that's just me.
Either way.
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I don't think that is gender specific.
My perspective is biased!
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My perspective is biased!
Incomplete?
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Incomplete?
Uninformed?
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Uninformed?
Unexplored?
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Unexplored?
Unidentifed?
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Unidentifed?
flying or submerged...
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flying or submerged...
Or ultra dimensional...
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Or ultra dimensional...
Right. It is just not a simple thing.
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Right. It is just not a simple thing.
Orgasmic
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Orgasmic
Nah, I'm in a really bad mood.
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Bart, ya ever have to warn anybody with "peace and love"? It's hard to do, much easier than it sounds.
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Bart, ya ever have to warn anybody with "peace and love"? It's hard to do, much easier than it sounds.
Takes too much time.
First you have to find out if they are a Ringo or Howard fan to see if they will get the reference.
Second - not much of a warning. Too tree hugger for me.
#PaveTheEarth
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Takes too much time.
First you have to find out if they are a Ringo or Howard fan to see if they will get the reference.
Second - not much of a warning. Too tree hugger for me.
#PaveTheEarth
Hey! Peace and Love, ya little shit! ;D :-*
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Oh, yeah. Bumped ya up to 140. I have no idea why.
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Oh, yeah. Bumped ya up to 140. I have no idea why.
Because I am adorable.
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Dear Bartholomeow
I wanted to tell you I'm back. But I also wanted to ask if you missed me. Does that require two posts in two different threads?
I may not reply back for a while. I have a lot of catching up to do in the Cat Lover's Thread
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Dear Bartholomeow
I wanted to tell you I'm back. But I also wanted to ask if you missed me. Does that require two posts in two different threads?
I may not reply back for a while. I have a lot of catching up to do in the Cat Lover's Thread
Clearly it does... unless you phrase it like "I'm back, did you miss me?"
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Clearly it does... unless you phrase it like "I'm back, did you miss me?"
Well. Did you?
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Well. Did you?
I found it hard to go on without you.
Too much?
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@Bart Ell are you ready for the 5th of July woo woo
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I found it hard to go on without you.
Too much?
*purr*
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@Bart Ell are you ready for the 5th of July woo woo
I am.
Some jaw dropping moments await you lucky woo junkies.
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What time will the woo begin? I will have family visiting, family that can’t shut up for two seconds, so I will have to figure out how to get them out of the house. Maybe I’ll start streaming heater’s Heidi Heidi Hollie music very loud.
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What time will the woo begin? I will have family visiting, family that can’t shut up for two seconds, so I will have to figure out how to get them out of the house. Maybe I’ll start streaming heater’s Heidi Heidi Hollie music very loud.
9pm Eastern.
Maybe lock them in a closet or feed them sleeping pills?
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9pm Eastern.
Maybe lock them in a closet or feed them sleeping pills?
I’ll have to woo it up first thing on the 6th :(
Looking forward to it.
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Hello Bart, What are you planning for the 4th of July??
I hope that you have a fun and a safe 4th of July too.
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Hello Bart, What are you planning for the 4th of July??
Take my family to a community bbq that only serves hot dogs and corn, drink too much and then rage quit this site.
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Take my family to a community bbq that only serves hot dogs and corn, drink too much and then rage quit this site.
It's tradition..............................
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Take my family to a community bbq that only serves hot dogs and corn, drink too much and then rage quit this site.
Supplies are ready boss!
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Dear Bartastic
What should I do to while away the endless hours between now and July 5 6pm TL time?
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Dear Bartastic
What should I do to while away the endless hours between now and July 5 6pm TL time?
You should spend the time cleaning your screen so that you have the optimal view of the magic.
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You should spend the time cleaning your screen so that you have the optimal view of the magic.
My screens are clean, what should I do to pass the time?
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My screens are clean, what should I do to pass the time?
Rub my feet.
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Rub my feet.
How are you doing?
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My screens are clean, what should I do to pass the time?
Harmonica lessons.
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Harmonica lessons.
I do have one. Perhaps there is an online lesson I can find.
Or perhaps a bit of online shopping instead.
;D
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How are you doing?
I would be doing better if you would rub my feet.
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I do have one. Perhaps there is an online lesson I can find.
Or perhaps a bit of online shopping instead.
;D
These are the ones I am taking. I stopped after my teeth got pulled. Almost ready to start back up.
https://www.harmonica.com/lessons/
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Can you play blues harp without teeth?
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Can you play blues harp without teeth?
Probably. You don’t put much pressure on the lip. I didn’t try because i was too miserable. I will let you onow for sure next week when I climb out of the woods.
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I would think you shouldn’t be sucking and bending notes until you heal for several weeks.
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If one uses the Attachments feature to post an image, does the image then reside on an Ellgab server as opposed to when one uses a link to a photo?
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If one uses the Attachments feature to post an image, does the image then reside on an Ellgab server as opposed to when one uses a link to a photo?
Yes
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I would be doing better if you would rub my feet.
I've heard that before ;D
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@Bart Ell when is the next woo woo??
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@Bart Ell when is the next woo woo??
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I am considering August, October and December for the next 3.
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I am considering August, October and December for the next 3.
Thanks.
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Do you frolic?
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Do you frolic?
Only on Thursdays.
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Only on Thursdays.
Thanks for phoning in. C'mon man :-\
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Do you have any personal preference on those songs you listed for me?
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Do you have any personal preference on those songs you listed for me?
Don't try to pass the buck!
You asked for them, you decide!
I am ready for any and all.
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Don't try to pass the buck!
You asked for them, you decide!
I am ready for any and all.
Holy yelling at me Batman. I'm very tender right now.. :'( fine, I'll decide.
Join us again, for the Young.. & the Restless.
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Is it true? Are sisters really doing it for themselves?
Not on my watch, mister!
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Your personal favorite top three guitar solos in songs? Take some time on this.. it's so easy to whip off a few. But later you'll think off something else. Maybe
Some time when you have a few minutes, give Thin Lizzy's COLD SWEAT a listen. John Sykes has always been in my top shelf list.
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Do you frolic?
Only on Thursdays.
Never miss a Full Moon Frolic. My personal favorite
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Your personal favorite top three guitar solos in songs? Take some time on this.. it's so easy to whip off a few. But later you'll think off something else. Maybe
Some time when you have a few minutes, give Thin Lizzy's COLD SWEAT a listen. John Sykes has always been in my top shelf list.
I used to play Cold Sweat in a bar band when I was 16. Monster song.
1. Detroit Rock City
2. More Than A Feeling
3. Parisienne Walkways
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Is it true? Are sisters really doing it for themselves?
Not on my watch, mister!
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking
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I used to play Cold Sweat in a bar band when I was 16. Monster song.
1. Detroit Rock City
2. More Than A Feeling
3. Parisienne Walkways
Never heard this before. Magnifique!
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Takes a licking and keeps on ticking
Holy Cow! That's pure naughty.
:P :P :P :P :P
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@Bart Ell When is the next woo woo videos??
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@Bart Ell When is the next woo woo videos??
Fall 2019
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@Bart Ell When is the next woo woo videos??
GREETINGS @damon
When are you and @Bart Ell going to go fishing?
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GREETINGS @damon
When are you and @Bart Ell going to go fishing?
@Bart Ell , Lets go fishing.
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Fall 2019
Ok Thanks.
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@Bart Ell , Lets go fishing.
My idea of fishing is going to the store and buying it
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Bart,
Little Walks has been on a few dates with a guy and she is just not feeling a connection and is considering making an exit. He, however, has been persistent.
By coincidence, Andrew Dice Clay is in town and playing at a small club in a strip mall (hard times for the Dice Man, eh?).
I've suggested to her that she should tell the dude that Clay is her absolute favorite and that they must go Saturday night. Then she should laugh uncontrollably
while what few others are there (The radio speaker, spoke up and said today - "plenty of great seats still available") sit not laughing
and fretting over the wasted entrance fee. I figure after that, she should have no issues in having the guy "go away".
Good plan? Bad plan?
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Bart,
Little Walks has been on a few dates with a guy and she is just not feeling a connection and is considering making an exit. He, however, has been persistent.
By coincidence, Andrew Dice Clay is in town and playing at a small club in a strip mall (hard times for the Dice Man, eh?).
I've suggested to her that she should tell the dude that Clay is her absolute favorite and that they must go Saturday night. Then she should laugh uncontrollably
while what few others are there (The radio speaker, spoke up and said today - "plenty of great seats still available") sit not laughing
and fretting over the wasted entrance fee. I figure after that, she should have no issues in having the guy "go away".
Good plan? Bad plan?
Have her brush up on the nursery rhymes so she can say them along with Dice.
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Walks, can you beat this guy up and would he fit in your freezer?
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Bart,
Little Walks has been on a few dates with a guy and she is just not feeling a connection and is considering making an exit. He, however, has been persistent.
By coincidence, Andrew Dice Clay is in town and playing at a small club in a strip mall (hard times for the Dice Man, eh?).
I've suggested to her that she should tell the dude that Clay is her absolute favorite and that they must go Saturday night. Then she should laugh uncontrollably
while what few others are there (The radio speaker, spoke up and said today - "plenty of great seats still available") sit not laughing
and fretting over the wasted entrance fee. I figure after that, she should have no issues in having the guy "go away".
Good plan? Bad plan?
@Walks_At_Night What happens if he goes with her and as they sit down he says "This was great idea." THEN he raises up his sleeve and he has a tattoo of 'The Dice Man' on his shoulder?
...just sayin' man.
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Walks, can you beat this guy up and would he fit in your freezer?
Yeah - not an issue. A shrimpy, manlet, Gen Z type from the 'Burbs is no threat.
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@Walks_At_Night What happens if he goes with her and as they sit down he says "This was great idea." THEN he raises up his sleeve and he has a tattoo of 'The Dice Man' on his shoulder?
...just sayin' man.
Oh it's a risk but I'll play those odds.
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Yeah - not an issue. A shrimpy, manlet, Gen Z type from the 'Burbs is no threat.
It’s times like these we hope our daughters are gay. At least until they are about 29.
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It’s times like these we hope our daughters are gay. At least until they are about 29.
I took my daughter to a gay church as a child just in case with hopes she would rebel. It worked! I have 17.5 grandchildren. ..Not really
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Is it considered bad form here to link from here to BellGab?
Seems the easiest way to spread news about the recent death of J. Neal Schulman, but I didn't want to step on any toes.
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Is it considered bad form here to link from here to BellGab?
Seems the easiest way to spread news about the recent death of J. Neal Schulman, but I didn't want to step on any toes.
Are you new to search engines?
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@Bart Ell How is your day going for you??
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@Bart Ell did I make a mistake in not buying the mackerel chips?
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Dear Bartastic
What happens when I hit 3,000 posts?
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Dear Bartastic
What happens when I hit 3,000 posts?
Easy answer, you hit 3,000 posts. 3,001 is where you call me a jackass.
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@Bart Ell How is your day going for you??
It's gone.
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@Bart Ell did I make a mistake in not buying the mackerel chips?
Yes.
They go great with the salmon ice cream.
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Dear Bartastic
What happens when I hit 3,000 posts?
Why so violent?
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Why so violent?
You think that's violent? I'm just warming up
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@Bart Ell these look too large for my freezer. If I defrost this and repack it can it be frozen again?
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@Bart Ell these look too large for my freezer. If I defrost this and repack it can it be frozen again?
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Just eat a Jumbo Hot Dog and be down with it.
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Just eat a Jumbo Hot Dog and be down with it.
Aint happenin @Walks_At_Night
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Aint happenin @Walks_At_Night
Wash it down with an Old Style - loosen up baby. You are in Thailand..............
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Wash it down with an Old Style - loosen up baby. You are in Thailand..............
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The Thai massages are running between $6 and $8 an hour. I’m loosening up just fine.
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@Bart Ell these look too large for my freezer. If I defrost this and repack it can it be frozen again?
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It can.
Or you could get a bigger freezer.
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Easy answer, you hit 3,000 posts. 3,001 is where you call me a jackass.
I could. But I think you'd enjoy it too much
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Dear Barthurian
Dave is on DM and Dave is on KONR. I'm perplexed. How do I listen to both of them live?
Stuck in the Middle in San Diego
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Dear Barthurian
Dave is on DM and Dave is on KONR. I'm perplexed. How do I listen to both of them live?
Stuck in the Middle in San Diego
I listen to Schradypants live and then I listen to Spaceypants the next day.
It has been my routine so I stick to it.
I do check KONR during commercials.
#SORonKONR
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I listen to Schradypants live and then I listen to Spaceypants the next day.
It has been my routine so I stick to it.
I do check KONR during commercials.
#SORonKONR
If it's good for His Bartness it's good enough for me
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I am considering August, October and December for the next 3.
Will he come back to life though?
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Will he come back to life though?
No. It'll be a cool way to kill the board and get on with his life. Seriously, it's stunning how stupid you assholes are.
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No. It'll be a cool way to kill the board and get on with his life. Seriously, it's stunning how stupid you assholes are.
Assuming your attitude in this post is not a contrivance, I'll say here before you get booted that I like the cut of your jib...not that you necessarily care or should.
In case you're an illiterate, don't be gross and just LOOK IT UP.. You know what I mean. Maybe
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Powerboater or Sailboater?
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Powerboater or Sailboater?
I've got no time for sailing.
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I've got no time for sailing.
Starting next week I'll have virtually no time for posting. Well... weekends perhaps. I'm sorry :-[
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Starting next week I'll have virtually no time for posting. Well... weekends perhaps. I'm sorry :-[
Wrong thread.
I am disappoint.
Just as I was ready to sticky the other one, too.
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If it's good for His Bartness it's good enough for me
Yes.
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I haven't been on for a while but I saw a "Art Bell Thunderdoom" section with nothing in it. Whaaz up with dat.
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I haven't been on for a while but I saw a "Art Bell Thunderdoom" section with nothing in it. Whaaz up with dat.
A poster here messaged me with an idea to have people vote for best guest, show, etc...
I set it up but then said poster had to step away to deal with some health issues.
Instead of taking it down I decided to just leave it until they get back.
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No. It'll be a cool way to kill the board and get on with his life. Seriously, it's stunning how stupid you assholes are.
I'm not an asshole, just stunning.
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On what show in the last few months did George Noory bring up child actor and child actor welfare rights advocate Paul Petersen? How did Paul come up, during a Coast to Coast AM episode?
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Will we be left with a farmed salmon penis as our leader after you die on trick or treat day? Or will we still be led by ceiling Bart?
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Will we be left with a farmed salmon penis as our leader after you die on trick or treat day? Or will we still be led by ceiling Bart?
There are some incredible plot twists awaiting all.
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Fuck Sakes!! Do ya fire a guy for showing up shitfaced on day one of a HUUUGE project thus compromising first impressions with complete strangers (bigwigs) from Pomeroy Canada that are here to greet/spy and take notes and oversee everything on the first day with all their ridiculous uneducated questions?
I know what I would do. And I know what I did do. Called his fucking pregnant wife to come pick the little shit up and take him home.
1st offence but it's a doozie and it looks reeaaal baaad.
:-\ ::) ??? >:( :-\
Guess this was a almost a TELL rather than an ask.
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Fuck Sakes!! Do ya fire a guy for showing up shitfaced on day one of a HUUUGE project thus compromising first impressions with complete strangers (bigwigs) from Pomeroy Canada that are here to greet/spy and take notes and oversee everything on the first day with all their ridiculous uneducated questions?
I know what I would do. And I know what I did do. Called his fucking pregnant wife to come pick the little shit up and take him home.
1st offence but it's a doozie and it looks reeaaal baaad.
:-\ ::) ??? >:( :-\
Guess this was a almost a TELL rather than an ask.
How big are his wife’s feet?
Hard to find good help.
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How big are his wife’s feet?
Hard to find good help.
You got a real foot thing don't you
He IS good help! That's what makes this so hard. Not normal.
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Yup, this is a tell.
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Yup, this is a tell.
Yeah. Gravity Telling and reaffirming that he has a thing for my below the ankle wife. I'll ship him some of her post game tennis socks, he can go camping and sleep in them. Fucking smell will keep the bears away.
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Yeah. Gravity Telling and reaffirming that he has a thing for my below the ankle wife. I'll ship him some of her post game tennis socks, he can go camping and sleep in them. Fucking smell will keep the bears away.
He does seem to have a bigfoot fetish.
I bet he could fit 3 Thai ladyboys in there with him, too.
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He does seem to have a bigfoot fetish.
I bet he could fit 3 Thai ladyboys in there with him, too.
And one long neck Karen
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And one long neck Karen
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What a great photo - so much color and proud confidence!
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What a great photo - so much color and proud confidence!
Here is another
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And one long neck Karen
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Deep throating means something entirely different with those Hilltribers.
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Here is another
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She looks like the same lady that was in National Geographic. Holy smokes, awesome pictures
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Here is another
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There's a tiger on that cloth.
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And one long neck Karen
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Long neck AND one foot out of the sandal. Our Gravity is a goner
#Thaiwife
Gorgeous pics, Grav. Those are National Geographic worthy
#NonPornNatGeo
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@GravitySucks You've been there for awhile. When are you going home? And yes, very nice pictures. Sideways pictures.
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@GravitySucks You've been there for awhile. When are you going home? And yes, very nice pictures. Sideways pictures.
@KSM Right now my flight home is scheduled for September 17. Hope to spend a couple of weeks down south in the islands after a few more days hanging around the mountains up north.
I missed the chance at the picture of the day earlier. Came around a curve and there were two dogs laying in the road sunning themselves. One in each lane. It was truly a double dog dare. Neither moved as we drove in between them.
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@KSM Right now my flight home is scheduled for September 17. Hope to spend a couple of weeks down south in the islands after a few more days hanging around the mountains up north.
I missed the chance at the picture of the day earlier. Came around a curve and there were two dogs laying in the road sunning themselves. One in each lane. It was truly a double dog dare. Neither moved as we drove in between them.
@GravitySucks I have a friend at work who will be going there soon. What has been your 3 favorite places so far?
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@KSM Right now my flight home is scheduled for September 17. Hope to spend a couple of weeks down south in the islands after a few more days hanging around the mountains up north.
I missed the chance at the picture of the day earlier. Came around a curve and there were two dogs laying in the road sunning themselves. One in each lane. It was truly a double dog dare. Neither moved as we drove in between them.
@GravitySucks I like everything about that. You should start a thread of all the beautiful pictures and stories behind them. Although now I'm giving you homework abroad thus going against everything a vacation should be :-[
I'll try and post some pictures of the still unpaved muddy jobsite parking lot tomorrow. Those deep tire treaded ruts are so sweet when the light hits them between 7-8 am. 8) :'(
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@GravitySucks I like everything about that. You should start a thread of all the beautiful pictures and stories behind them. Although now I'm giving you homework abroad thus going against everything a vacation should be :-[
I'll try and post some pictures of the still unpaved muddy jobsite parking lot tomorrow. Those deep tire treaded ruts are so sweet when the light hits them between 7-8 am. 8) :'(
I've seen similar, and I know what you mean. Especially if there is a morning fog lilting about.
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@KSM Right now my flight home is scheduled for September 17. Hope to spend a couple of weeks down south in the islands after a few more days hanging around the mountains up north.
I missed the chance at the picture of the day earlier. Came around a curve and there were two dogs laying in the road sunning themselves. One in each lane. It was truly a double dog dare. Neither moved as we drove in between them.
Woof. Woof! +1 ;) ;D
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Here is another
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Great photos, GS, but man, they make my neck hurt even more just looking at them. Lol. (I've had surgery on my neck.) I also saw the elephant photo, it would be crazy to be driving down the road and see an elephant. 😳
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"paying the bills September" ? Are you hinting?
Wanna make a bet that my Canuckleheads completely outdo the Habs this year? You have until October 31 to decide.
Also, do you have any magical plugin that I am unaware of that can save an odd recording of a great song? Guess I could just run an EQ and perhaps a filter over it. A good song.
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Wanna make a bet that my Canuckleheads completely outdo the Habs this year? You have until October 31 to decide.
Also, do you have any magical plugin that I am unaware of that can save an odd recording of a great song? Guess I could just run an EQ and perhaps a filter over it. A good song.
Outdo as being a bigger shitshow?
Yes, I believe Vancouver can pull that off.
Try iZotope Ozone 8
https://www.izotope.com/en/products/master-and-deliver/ozone.html
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@Bart Ell how is your weekend going?
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@Bart Ell how is your weekend going?
Peachtastic
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Bart, will there be a 'Ladies of Ellgab' calendar to kick off 2020? I think it'd be kind of cool. 8) :)
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Bart, will there be a 'Ladies of Ellgab' calendar to kick off 2020? I think it'd be kind of cool. 8) :)
I'd like a "Dudes of Ellgab" calendar for 2020 for we Ladies. Fair is fair. ;)
And KSM better damn well be in it! ;D
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I'd like a "Dudes of Ellgab" calendar for 2020 for we Ladies. Fair is fair. ;)
And KSM better damn well be in it! ;D
Being an October boy (14th) I'd be happy to represent my month. What shall I wear? ??? :o I have some weird elephant underwear that an X gave me years ago. Also a rather intimidating rubber shark thing. The gills at the side are.. well..
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Being an October boy (14th) I'd be happy to represent my month. What shall I wear? ??? :o I have some weird elephant underwear that an X gave me years ago. Also a rather intimidating rubber shark thing. The gills at the side are.. well..
How about your Rock Star garb? ;D ;)
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@Bart Ell are you aware that the search function is nonfunctional?
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@Bart Ell are you aware that the search function is nonfunctional?
Yes.
They are supposed to do some database crap early this Sunday morning or next to make it work again.
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Yes.
They are supposed to do some database crap early this Sunday morning or next to make it work again.
Sunday morning? Dammit, that's when I wanted to post something!! Damn!!
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Sunday morning? Dammit, that's when I wanted to post something!! Damn!!
Life is so cruel sometimes.
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Worst band name you've ever heard of?? I'm asking you.
I was once doing a set in Vancouver with a band that we just threw together to go on the road to avoid day jobs. One night at a club on Broadway we got up on stage and the DJ yelled over the house music into my ear asking what we were called so he could properly introduce us. I immediately blurted back into his ear without giving it any real thought "18 POOHEADS" For forty minutes we were 18 Pooheads receiving mixed reactions from the crowd that just couldn't get past the name no matter how good we were. We ended up becoming an A-room band for year under a different name of course. Good times.
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A name that ellgab will spell as Vara.
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Worst band name you've ever heard of?? I'm asking you.
I was once doing a set in Vancouver with a band that we just threw together to go on the road to avoid day jobs. One night at a club on Broadway we got up on stage and the DJ yelled over the house music into my ear asking what we were called so he could properly introduce us. I immediately blurted back into his ear without giving it any real thought "18 POOHEADS" For forty minutes we were 18 Pooheads receiving mixed reactions from the crowd that just couldn't get past the name no matter how good we were. We ended up becoming an A-room band for year under a different name of course. Good times.
Now, if ya wooda said; 18 Sham-PooHeads, it might have been differn't. ;) ;D ;D ;D
+1 Atcha 8)
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Worst band name you've ever heard of?? I'm asking you.
I was once doing a set in Vancouver with a band that we just threw together to go on the road to avoid day jobs. One night at a club on Broadway we got up on stage and the DJ yelled over the house music into my ear asking what we were called so he could properly introduce us. I immediately blurted back into his ear without giving it any real thought "18 POOHEADS" For forty minutes we were 18 Pooheads receiving mixed reactions from the crowd that just couldn't get past the name no matter how good we were. We ended up becoming an A-room band for year under a different name of course. Good times.
Deathrow Records isn't a band, but it's a bad sounding label!
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@Bart Ell
Bart,
When I visit Ellgab, quite often this lady shows up in the Ads. She appears to be what they say down here in Dixie as "Full Grown".
Should I click on her? She looks pretty friendly..................
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@Bart Ell is 10 baht reasonable for free wifi?
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Worst band name you've ever heard of?? I'm asking you.
I was once doing a set in Vancouver with a band that we just threw together to go on the road to avoid day jobs. One night at a club on Broadway we got up on stage and the DJ yelled over the house music into my ear asking what we were called so he could properly introduce us. I immediately blurted back into his ear without giving it any real thought "18 POOHEADS" For forty minutes we were 18 Pooheads receiving mixed reactions from the crowd that just couldn't get past the name no matter how good we were. We ended up becoming an A-room band for year under a different name of course. Good times.
I always thought Butthole Surfers was an interesting name choice for a band. I wonder. Do you think if they knew how famous they were going to get, they would have come up with a different name?
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@Bart Ell is 10 baht reasonable for free wifi?
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I bet you can talk them down to 5!
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@Bart Ell
Bart,
When I visit Ellgab, quite often this lady shows up in the Ads. She appears to be what they say down here in Dixie as "Full Grown".
Should I click on her? She looks pretty friendly..................
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I don't have any experience with those full growns.
I am led to believe that you do not want to be too friendly to them or they are almost impossible to get rid of.
They may be good for a click if you have not clicked in a while, though.
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Worst band name you've ever heard of?? I'm asking you.
A Russian band with the name V.I.P. - Very Important Pushkin.
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Dear Bartavius,
Will you autograph this for me?
Best Wishes, TigerLily
P.S. Praying for an easy Death and a quick Resurrection
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Dear Bartavius,
Will you autograph this for me?
Best Wishes, TigerLily
P.S. Praying for an easy Death and a quick Resurrection
Yes.
Ladies love a good Neil Diamond cover.
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Hey Bart - I gave the friendly lady a little click-a-roo. Now her friends show up!
Any way I can get my auto parts, tools and tech stuff back?
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I'm being over run man...........
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Hey Bart - I gave the friendly lady a little click-a-roo. Now her friends show up!
Any way I can get my auto parts, tools and tech stuff back?
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RCH sees a face on her knee!
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Worst band name you've ever heard of?? I'm asking you.
I was once doing a set in Vancouver with a band that we just threw together to go on the road to avoid day jobs. One night at a club on Broadway we got up on stage and the DJ yelled over the house music into my ear asking what we were called so he could properly introduce us. I immediately blurted back into his ear without giving it any real thought "18 POOHEADS" For forty minutes we were 18 Pooheads receiving mixed reactions from the crowd that just couldn't get past the name no matter how good we were. We ended up becoming an A-room band for year under a different name of course. Good times.
@KSM Here ya go big boy
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Hey Bart - I gave the friendly lady a little click-a-roo. Now her friends show up!
Any way I can get my auto parts, tools and tech stuff back?
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I'm being over run man...........
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I've been getting very cool boho chic fashion ads. If I start getting Torrid ads I will know who to blame 😾
And it's only fair
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Now. Back to my buff football guys
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Now. Back to my buff football guys
Holy balls. That is right. Another season of Detroit Lions ineptitude starts in about 40 minutes. Sigh
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Worst band name you've ever heard of?? I'm asking you.
I was once doing a set in Vancouver with a band that we just threw together to go on the road to avoid day jobs. One night at a club on Broadway we got up on stage and the DJ yelled over the house music into my ear asking what we were called so he could properly introduce us. I immediately blurted back into his ear without giving it any real thought "18 POOHEADS" For forty minutes we were 18 Pooheads receiving mixed reactions from the crowd that just couldn't get past the name no matter how good we were. We ended up becoming an A-room band for year under a different name of course. Good times.
@KSM
PIGBAG.
Their number 1 hit--"Papa's got a brand new pigbag." Believe or not. It is a good piece of music.
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I've been getting very cool boho chic fashion ads. If I start getting Torrid ads I will know who to blame 😾
And it's only fair
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Now. Back to my buff football guys
I am now getting ads for "Full Grown" woman's underwear. Not that there is anything wrong with that. However, never in my life did I ever do a search for "Full Grown" anything. I believe the problem is this thread.
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I'm still getting Japanese ads.
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Also, @Bart Ell What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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I am now getting ads for "Full Grown" woman's underwear. Not that there is anything wrong with that. However, never in my life did I ever do a search for "Full Grown" anything. I believe the problem is this thread.
I'm getting all kinds of great stuff. Glad I clicked that friendly lady.
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I’ve been getting Asian Date ads since @GravitySucks began posting from Thailand.
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I’ve been getting Asian Date ads since @GravitySucks began posting from Thailand.
Full Grown Asians by chance? I think we need to cross the streams some how.
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@Bart Ell If you truly pass on the 31st of October, when we inevitably miss you, which would you prefer we use Rich Martini or Steve Huff to contact you?
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Full Grown Asians by chance? I think we need to cross the streams some how.
@Walks_At_Night sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
Now I am getting ads for Best Russian Dating Sites. I am not joking.
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I always thought Butthole Surfers was an interesting name choice for a band. I wonder. Do you think if they knew how famous they were going to get, they would have come up with a different name?
@TigerLily Good Lord what a horrible song. But yeah it does seem to be a well known name. Possibly because it IS so ridiculous. And what exactly is a Butthole Surfer? It sounds like it might be yucky.
This is where your "takes a licking and keeps on ticking" joke would be inappropriate. Or true :-\ eeks
@FISH Pigbag? Yes that's a bad one. My first road band before I could legally be inside the bar was called Blacksmith ::) we were horrible. I had to leave the bar between sets and sit in the van coz I was a baby :'(
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@Walks_At_Night sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
Now I am getting ads for Best Russian Dating Sites. I am not joking.
I believe you. The algorithm seems to think I am Fancy Lady Boots - I'm getting handbags, bikini's, jewels, hair stuff, heels.
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I believe you. The algorithm seems to think I am Fancy Lady Boots - I'm getting handbags, bikini's, jewels, hair stuff, heels.
@Walks_At_Night In here I get a lot of women's footwear ads. Not joking.
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@Walks_At_Night In here I get a lot of women's footwear ads. Not joking.
As in giant women's foot wear?
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Also, @Bart Ell What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
13.2 mph
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@Bart Ell If you truly pass on the 31st of October, when we inevitably miss you, which would you prefer we use Rich Martini or Steve Huff to contact you?
Steve Huff.
I will convince him to do a live broadcast with promises of great reveals.
What I will do is call him a cunt until he ends said broadcast.
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I'm getting all kinds of great stuff. Glad I clicked that friendly lady.
I am happy getting *D*I*A*M*O*N*D*S*
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or diamond like items.
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REALISTIC ANIMAL TOYS
Really Bart? ::) where do you get your ads from?
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As in giant women's foot wear?
Some, but I don't think they word it like that.. There really are websites for large shoes. I stay out of that world.
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Some, but I don't think they word it like that.. There really are websites for large shoes. I stay out of that world.
good thinking.
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@Walks_At_Night You're safe. I'm still getting my boho chic on 😼. And Detroit didn't lose. Hopefully this will be a turning point. How many times have the fans thought this would be the season? I always felt sorry for Calvin Johnson
I thought this was pretty cute. With skinny jeans and fancy lady strappy heels
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Break's over. Time for Pats and Steelers. Won't be the same without Gronk 😿
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I’ve been getting Asian Date ads since @GravitySucks began posting from Thailand.
Got Arab Date ad tonight. Chick had on full makeup, red lipstick and a hijab. Maybe a Reformed Congregation Arab lady?
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I am happy getting *D*I*A*M*O*N*D*S*
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or diamond like items.
Well @anniem Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Next to her cat
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"Don't bring me dowwwnnn, BRUUUCE!!!" Is that what they say in the song? I refuse to googl it and this was part of a heated debate with idiots this past Saturday evening. It can't be "Bruce"
Bruce?
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"Don't bring me dowwwnnn, BRUUUCE!!!" Is that what they say in the song? I refuse to googl it and this was part of a heated debate with idiots this past Saturday evening. It can't be "Bruce"
Bruce?
Groos.
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Groos.
So if you're telling me the truth I won the argument. But now the question is, who or what is Groos? Almost sounds like a nickname..
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So if you're telling me the truth I won the argument. But now the question is, who or what is Groos? Almost sounds like a nickname..
I watched a video about it years ago. He said he made up the word.
Wikipedia has it as grooss
A common mondegreen in the song is the perception that, following the title line, Lynne shouts "Bruce!". In the liner notes of the ELO compilation Flashback and elsewhere, Lynne has explained that he is singing a made-up word, "Grooss"
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@Bart Ell how do I explain to my Thai friend that when she packages up bamboo, fish sauce and fruit to make it look like 20kg of cocaine, that she will never get it into the US?
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@Bart Ell how do I explain to my Thai friend that when she packages up bamboo, fish sauce and fruit to make it look like 20kg of cocaine, that she will never get it into the US?
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1. TELL HER SHE WILL NEED TO CABOOSE IT!
2. Cling wrap is for keyboards! - Falkie 2019
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1. TELL HER SHE WILL NEED TO CABOOSE IT!
The Aggies have eyes everywhere!
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1. TELL HER SHE WILL NEED TO CABOOSE IT!
2. Cling wrap is for keyboards! - Falkie 2019
The first 40 days of this trip were magical. Now she is driving me nuts. Saw a pretty sunset though yesterday after climbing up 700 meters up a mountain in Loei.
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@Bart Ell how do I explain to my Thai friend that when she packages up bamboo, fish sauce and fruit to make it look like 20kg of cocaine, that she will never get it into the US?
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With a straight face and an ashamed look in your eye.
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@Bart Ell how do I explain to my Thai friend that when she packages up bamboo, fish sauce and fruit to make it look like 20kg of cocaine, that she will never get it into the US?
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@GravitySucks Shove one of the phallic ones down your leg. Or, one down each leg for the mother n daughter team look. ;) Hopefully you'll be dealing with a female agent, or a real fruity fella ;)
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@GravitySucks Shove one of the phallic ones down your leg. Or, one down each leg for the mother n daughter team look. ;) Hopefully you'll be dealing with a female agent, or a real fruity fella ;)
@KSM Somehow we made it to Bangkok checking a plastic bag filled with 20kg of that stuff. They did stop her from carrying on 3 bottles of fish sauce. Had to give back to her sister who was waiting in the airport still. What a trip.
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@KSM Somehow we made it to Bangkok checking a plastic bag filled with 20kg of that stuff. They did stop her from carrying on 3 bottles of fish sauce. Had to give back to her sister who was waiting in the airport still. What a trip.
I tell ya this, man. The pictures and memories you've compiled on this wonderful journey of you and yours has been pretty cool to see throughout these forum fodder pages. I am genuinly happy for you. I just zpelled "genuinely" wrong just over to the left.
..Safe travels home. :)
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I tell ya this, man. The pictures and memories you've compiled on this wonderful journey of you and yours has been pretty cool to see throughout these forum fodder pages. I am genuinly happy for you. I just zpelled "genuinely" wrong just over to the left.
..Safe travels home. :)
Two more days @KSM - I don’t want to leave.
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Two more days @KSM - I don’t want to leave.
"If I die now, I die happy" On top of your mountain I think you stumbled upon the meaning of life
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Two more days @KSM - I don’t want to leave.
@GravitySucks Don't be seduced by all that lush, green stuff bud. Home awaits.....................
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Is that a jackalope in the distance? I bet they don't have those in Thailand
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Is that a jackalope in the distance? I bet they don't have those in Thailand
Who needs jackalopes?
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Is that a jackalope in the distance? I bet they don't have those in Thailand
@TigerLily I did spot this little guy today.
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@TigerLily I did spot this little guy today.
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Ahhh, @GravitySucks I love it! He would look great in my backyard. Can you wrap him up (in a very suspicious manner) and bring him home with you? Thanks, hon
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Did the "Things That Annoy Me" thread disappear at the same time as Bellgab's version disappeared?
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Why is every piece of lumber at Home Depot sopping wet? It's the end of summer in California! It hasn't rained here for months! Do they take all the stacks of lumber outside at night and hose them down? Now I have to let them dry out before I can work with them and hope while drying they don't warp! Honestly!
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Why is every piece of lumber at Home Depot sopping wet? It's the end of summer in California! It hasn't rained here for months! Do they take all the stacks of lumber outside at night and hose them down? Now I have to let them dry out before I can work with them and hope while drying they don't warp! Honestly!
Lolol Not laughing at but rather albeit out of frustration, laughing with. I have no idea how they do it! It's almost magical or like they flood the building at night and drain it a half hour before opening. I have two fence posts that I'm going to have to dig out and replace. Thing is that I'm going to have to damage or replace a few of my fence panels to do so. I have to break a lot of eggs to mend a small omelette. Those posts did not seem green when I built the fence but somehow they were I guess. :-\
Bart won't have any answers for this.
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Why is every piece of lumber at Home Depot sopping wet? It's the end of summer in California! It hasn't rained here for months! Do they take all the stacks of lumber outside at night and hose them down? Now I have to let them dry out before I can work with them and hope while drying they don't warp! Honestly!
And we got a long, tall, nice, brand new cedar fence that doesn't smell like cedar at all (unless you put your nose right on it) because the wood must have been cut a decade ago. Sigh.
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And we got a long, tall, nice, brand new cedar fence that doesn't smell like cedar at all (unless you put your nose right on it) because the wood must have been cut a decade ago. Sigh.
Not all cedar is aromatic cedar.
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Not all cedar is aromatic cedar.
Incense Cedar, is the fragrant wood.
Welcome home, Gravity. I hope your return wasn't soggy. ;)
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Why is every piece of lumber at Home Depot sopping wet? It's the end of summer in California! It hasn't rained here for months! Do they take all the stacks of lumber outside at night and hose them down? Now I have to let them dry out before I can work with them and hope while drying they don't warp! Honestly!
It is wet because they soak it to pressure treat it.
That or they have thousands of mice pissing on it every night.
That is what you get for cheaping out and buying your lumber at Home Depot.
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It is wet because they soak it to pressure treat it.
That or they have thousands of mice pissing on it every night.
That is what you get for cheaping out and buying your lumber at Home Depot.
Whew! I thought you were going to say rat piss.
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Not all cedar is aromatic cedar.
Oh, that might explain it. After a big rainstorm tonight, I did smell it from over 100' away. A nice treat.
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@Bart Ell I know there are a few pictures of Justin Trudeau in a full headdress. Are there any of him in redface and warpaint?
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@Bart Ell I know there are a few pictures of Justin Trudeau in a full headdress. Are there any of him in redface and warpaint?
The Bart doesn't do politics.
The Bart also doesn't fake outrage over things that schools published in yearbooks, at the time, without issue.
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The Bart doesn't do politics.
The Bart also doesn't fake outrage over things that schools published in yearbooks, at the time, without issue.
What!? WHAT!?!? No fake outrage?? NONE? THAT'S CRAZY TALK AND OUTRAGEOUS
Tra la la la la
Happy day to you
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Dear Bartlejuice
Everyone today is talking about peaches. Peaches, peaches, peaches. That's all I'm hearing. And not too long ago the subject was oranges. Let's look at the oranges. We need to investigate the oranges
Do we have some kind of fruit crisis?
Thank you for your attention
From the Land of Fruits and Nuts
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Dear Bartlejuice
Everyone today is talking about peaches. Peaches, peaches, peaches. That's all I'm hearing. And not too long ago the subject was oranges. Let's look at the oranges. We need to investigate the oranges
Do we have some kind of fruit crisis?
Thank you for your attention
From the Land of Fruits and Nuts
Severe shortage of durian in the United States. This would be a much kinder, gentler nation if there was durian available on demand.
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Severe shortage of durian in the United States. This would be a much kinder, gentler nation if there was durian available on demand.
Isn’t that the one that smells worse than The Red Waddlers ass after a buffet in a rainstorm?
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Severe shortage of durian in the United States. This would be a much kinder, gentler nation if there was durian available on demand.
Isn't Houston a bastion of Vietnamesedom? Figured you would have it coming out your ears.....................
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Isn’t that the one that smells worse than The Red Waddlers ass after a buffet in a rainstorm?
I think there must be a durian gene much like the asparagus gene. I didn’t mind the smell of durian when it was first peeled open but it can be overpowering if you leave the remnants in the trash overnight. I probably ate some two-thirds of the days I was in Thailand.
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Isn't Houston a bastion of Vietnamesedom? Figured you would have it coming out your ears.....................
In the 70’s many Vietnamese refugees were relocated here. They decimated the shrimp and crab fisheries in Galveston Bay and it has never really recovered. But yes, there are a lot of Vietnamese. The streets on the south side of downtown even have both English and Vietnamese street signs. The woman that cuts my hair is one of the refugees. But I have never seen durian - at least not fresh. They sell it frozen in some markets but it doesn’t freeze well.
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I think there must be a durian gene much like the asparagus gene. I didn’t mind the smell of durian when it was first peeled open but it can be overpowering if you leave the remnants in the trash overnight. I probably ate some two-thirds of the days I was in Thailand.
Never smelled it. Any chance you can stomach the Canadian #CheeseTurds dish they call poutine?
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Dear Bartlejuice
Everyone today is talking about peaches. Peaches, peaches, peaches. That's all I'm hearing. And not too long ago the subject was oranges. Let's look at the oranges. We need to investigate the oranges
Do we have some kind of fruit crisis?
Thank you for your attention
From the Land of Fruits and Nuts
Peach trees are starting to look very peachless here.
I will miss them.
Oranges are a prude fruit, you gotta put a lot of work into them to taste their juices.
I like a good macadamia.
I miss buying them at Ralphs.
I also miss that King's Hawaiian sweet round bread.
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Never smelled it. Any chance you can stomach the Canadian #CheeseTurds dish they call poutine?
I had it 4 times on my trip back to the homeland.
Each one was a magical experience.
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Never smelled it. Any chance you can stomach the Canadian #CheeseTurds dish they call poutine?
I have never felt the need to taste poutine. I don’t even use catsup/ketchup on my fries. I like them Chicago style with a sprinkling of celery salt or cajun style with cajun spices. Potatoes should only have gravy if they are mashed.
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Potatoes should only have gravy if they are mashed.
Rules like this lead to oppression.
Free your fires and the cheese will follow.
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Rules like this lead to oppression.
Free your fires and the cheese will follow.
Cheese on hashbrowns at Waffle House is a suitable use of the binding agent.
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Chili cheese fries - a real man’s poutine.
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Chili cheese fries - a real man’s poutine.
Not a question.
Denied.
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What about Ted Danson's blackface incident? He must be stopped! We need action, now!
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Peach trees are starting to look very peachless here.
I will miss them.
Oranges are a prude fruit, you gotta put a lot of work into them to taste their juices.
I like a good macadamia.
I miss buying them at Ralphs.
I also miss that King's Hawaiian sweet round bread.
Maybe you need a Hawaiian vacay? Lovely flowers. Tasty fruit. Nice nuts
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Maybe you need a Hawaiian vacay? Lovely flowers. Tasty fruit. Nice nuts
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Ralphs is closer.
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I have never felt the need to taste poutine. I don’t even use catsup/ketchup on my fries. I like them Chicago style with a sprinkling of celery salt or cajun style with cajun spices. Potatoes should only have gravy if they are mashed.
Do you think tartar sauce is good on fries?
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Do you think tartar sauce is good on fries?
That shit is only good in the trash.
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Do you think tartar sauce is good on fries?
Curry sauce is good on fries...
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Maybe you need a Hawaiian vacay? Lovely flowers. Tasty fruit. Nice nuts
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While in Baltimore she was offered a lucrative transfer to Hawaii. Turned it down without even having to call me. Good girl! Not a fucking chance would I do that. Offered Montreal too.. that was tempting! Very! I could hang out with @Bart Ell Hehehe
That shit is only good in the trash.
Fries or tarter? Both can be very good, but not together.
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I don't like PolkaDot
What? More of a checks and stripes kinda guy? That's ok. I pick up the feeling is mutual
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I really like PolkaDot
I see what you did there
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While in Baltimore she was offered a lucrative transfer to Hawaii. Turned it down without even having to call me. Good girl! Not a fucking chance would I do that. Offered Montreal too.. that was tempting! Very! I could hang out with @Bart Ell Hehehe
Fries or tarter? Both can be very good, but not together.
Tartar sauce was invented to cover the taste and smell of tainted fish.
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Tartar sauce was invented to cover the taste and smell of tainted fish.
Yeah, and lobster fed to slaves a couple days a week was considered cruel. No butter ;)
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I have never felt the need to taste poutine. I don’t even use catsup/ketchup on my fries. I like them Chicago style with a sprinkling of celery salt or cajun style with cajun spices. Potatoes should only have gravy if they are mashed.
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@ShayP I suppose you even eat that Pittsburgh sandwich with the fries, fried egg and sauerkraut.
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@ShayP I suppose you even eat that Pittsburgh sandwich with the fries, fried egg and sauerkraut.
@GravitySucks Actually sir, I do not. I think you're referring to the Primanti Brothers sandwich. No sauerkraut...they put their brand of coleslaw on it. I am one of the very few Yinzers that find that sandwich an abomination. I hate it. Fried egg is optional by the way. ;)
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@GravitySucks Actually sir, I do not. I think you're referring to the Primanti Brothers sandwich. No sauerkraut...they put their brand of coleslaw on it. I am one of the very few Yinzers that find that sandwich an abomination. I hate it. Fried egg is optional by the way. ;)
Yep. That’s the one. I’ve been in Pittsburgh about 100 times in my life. Never felt the need to try one. Quaker Steak & Lube always had good wings and onion rings though.
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That shit is only good in the trash.
The way you talk to me!Curry sauce is good on fries...
Kind of like deviled eggs...
Yes, KSM, I like fries with tartar when I want something decadent and fattening.
Tartar sauce was invented to cover the taste and smell of tainted fish.
I heard it started out as a sauce that went on minced raw meat. Well, if it can cover rotten fish and raw meat, it must be good. People shouldn't eat rotten food - very bad for the body.
But cajun spice is good on fries too, as is nutritional yeast. Out here something like that is usually on curly fries. I too don't like ketchup much, although salsa is not so bad.
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Yes, KSM, I like fries with tartar when I want something decadent and fattening.
@Sofia It is a weird combination, you must admit that. I had a chocolate lava cake after dinner tonight at the chicken wingery steakhouse type place. It was of course served very warm with house made ice-cream. I knew I would regret it because the sugar high would have me up late on a work night ::) but it was worth every bite. I will be exhausted in 5 hours when I head out to work with sharp things that can cut my hands off with one unexpected kickback or a host of other unfortunate happenings. Once a bee flew into my ear while at my table saw.. almost lost my thumb. You'd never know if you looked at it now. I think the bee is still in there making honey because Winnie The Pooh can't seem to stay out of my ear. In fact he's stuck half way in and rabbit is trying to push him through! Just like in the blustery day cartoon with Tigger.
The wonderful thing about Tigger's, Tigger's are wonderful things; and so on. A racist employee of mine uses a word that rhymes with Tigger's.
So in short; I don't understand why you would mix fries and tarter sauce when there ae so many tastier ways to get yourself that much closer to death.
You're crazy.
Christmas is coming and I'm still willing to pay for your complete relocation to Casper Wyoming or Atlanta GA. Oh, I have the chair I originally offered you last Christmas so I'll strap it to your ass and wheel you over to wherever you decide to move to. Cheers babe :)
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@Sofia It is a weird combination, you must admit that. I had a chocolate lava cake after dinner tonight at the chicken wingery steakhouse type place. It was of course served very warm with house made ice-cream. I knew I would regret it because the sugar high would have me up late on a work night ::) but it was worth every bite. I will be exhausted in 5 hours when I head out to work with sharp things that can cut my hands off with one unexpected kickback or a host of other unfortunate happenings. Once a bee flew into my ear while at my table saw.. almost lost my thumb. You'd never know if you looked at it now. I think the bee is still in there making honey because Winnie The Pooh can't seem to stay out of my ear. In fact he's stuck half way in and rabbit is trying to push him through! Just like in the blustery day cartoon with Tigger.
The wonderful thing about Tigger's, Tigger's are wonderful things; and so on. A racist employee of mine uses a word that rhymes with Tigger's.
So in short; I don't understand why you would mix fries and tarter sauce when there ae so many tastier ways to get yourself that much closer to death.
You're crazy.
Christmas is coming and I'm still willing to pay for your complete relocation to Casper Wyoming or Atlanta GA. Oh, I have the chair I originally offered you last Christmas so I'll strap it to your ass and wheel you over to wherever you decide to move to. Cheers babe :)
I'm on a diet so fries very rarely anyway. You can soften your sugar high with a tablespoon of vinegar in water. And by having a small balanced meal before or after. Fiber helps slow things down, too. A big, simple carb dessert slow me down, too. Terrible.
Well, sorry you face so much danger. I've had a few scraps like floodwater up to my waist, steering loss at 70mph, black ice and a triple spin on a highway, Jeep tipping over in snow, etc... But at work all I have to worry about is not bearing so much of the patient's weight that I break my knees or arches, as has nearly happened. Recovery time is long when over 50! Be careful out there.
Thanks for the offer. I got the chair thing settled - just wasn't using the household supplies right. Thank you, though. I do need a "kneeler chair", go keep my quads looser and loosen my pelvic area after a car accident a few years ago. But I'll budget it somehow. Thank you for your offer. As far as moving, thanks anyway, but those places are too HOT!
So. You get tinnitus, too?
You sound very up.
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I'm on a diet so fries very rarely anyway. You can soften your sugar high with a tablespoon of vinegar in water. And by having a small balanced meal before or after. Fiber helps slow things down, too. A big, simple carb dessert slow me down, too. Terrible.
Well, sorry you face so much danger. I've had a few scraps like floodwater up to my waist, steering loss at 70mph, black ice and a triple spin on a highway, Jeep tipping over in snow, etc... But at work all I have to worry about is not bearing so much of the patient's weight that I break my knees or arches, as has nearly happened. Recovery time is long when over 50! Be careful out there.
Thanks for the offer. I got the chair thing settled - just wasn't using the household supplies right. Thank you, though. I do need a "kneeler chair", go keep my quads looser and loosen my pelvic area after a car accident a few years ago. But I'll budget it somehow. Thank you for your offer. As far as moving, thanks anyway, but those places are too HOT!
So. You get tinnitus, too?
You sound very up.
Good answers. +1
Yes I was very up. #ChocolateLavaCake #SugarHigh
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@Bart Ell How is your weekend so far?
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No weekend SOR on KONR?
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No weekend SOR on KONR?
@SpookPumpkin Looks like you'll actually have to get a life for a night, huh :-\
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No weekend SOR on KONR?
Rich was having some issues with the software. It should be fixed for his next time hosting.
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@Bart Ell, will the Art Bell Thunderdome ever be used? It just sits there like a bright shiny object begging to be used.
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@Bart Ell, will the Art Bell Thunderdome ever be used? It just sits there like a bright shiny object begging to be used.
The person who asked for it is ill and was not able to launch their idea yet.
Hopefully they return soon and get it going.
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@Bart Ell I meant to ask this a few days ago.
This past Tuesday it came to my attention that one of my two employs has the original real song, the track that is the theme song from the rancid TV series, FRIENDS in his playlist on his phone! I was fucking speechless! This tells me that if I was to attend a gathering or party at his house that I would be subject to hearing this vile audible declaration of war on my ears and sanity without notice! Perhaps as I was eating!! OMG!
Would stabbing him to death be sufficient or shall I burn his entire family alive while said song plays?
Of course I would never actually do this but I can dream can't I? Well I'm pretty sure I wouldn't do it.. :-\
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@Bart Ell I meant to ask this a few days ago.
This past Tuesday it came to my attention that one of my two employs has the original real song, the track that is the theme song from the rancid TV series, FRIENDS in his playlist on his phone! I was fucking speechless! This tells me that if I was to attend a gathering or party at his house that I would be subject to hearing this vile audible declaration of war on my ears and sanity without notice! Perhaps as I was eating!! OMG!
Would stabbing him to death be sufficient or shall I burn his entire family alive while said song plays?
Of course I would never actually do this but I can dream can't I? Well I'm pretty sure I wouldn't do it.. :-\
Burn the family alive, dig up the already dead ones and burn them too.
Go back 5 generations.
It's the right thing to do.
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LOLOL Sounds fair.
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@Bart Ell I meant to ask this a few days ago.
This past Tuesday it came to my attention that one of my two employs has the original real song, the track that is the theme song from the rancid TV series, FRIENDS in his playlist on his phone! I was fucking speechless! This tells me that if I was to attend a gathering or party at his house that I would be subject to hearing this vile audible declaration of war on my ears and sanity without notice! Perhaps as I was eating!! OMG!
Would stabbing him to death be sufficient or shall I burn his entire family alive while said song plays?
Or turn it into a parody for Bart's next grand opus
Of course I would never actually do this but I can dream can't I? Well I'm pretty sure I wouldn't do it.. :-\
Or turn it into a parody for Bart's next grand opus
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if those are your real lips I'll eat my hat..
And Your Pussy
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Or turn it into a parody for Bart's next grand opus
What the Ell, yours too!
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The person who asked for it is ill and was not able to launch their idea yet.
Hopefully they return soon and get it going.
Thanks. I wondered every time I see what was going on with it as it’s an interesting concept. Hopefully this person will get well soon and realize their vision.
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if those are your real lips I'll eat my hat..
And Your Pussy
They aren't and I would not think so. Neither would your better half.
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They aren't and I would not think so. Neither would your better half.
Much better half
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Hey @Bart Ell now that you've fixed my name I'm not getting notified of any mentions. What gives?
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Hey @Bart Ell now that you've fixed my name I'm not getting notified of any mentions. What gives?
The apostrophe giveth.
The apostrophe taketh away,
Seems we can't @Bob's Your Uncle because the apostrophe breaks it.
I can put it back if you want the mentions.
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The apostrophe giveth.
The apostrophe taketh away,
Seems we can't @Bob's Your Uncle because the apostrophe breaks it.
I can put it back if you want the mentions.
And here I thought you were all powerful. Oh well, I'd rather have the mentions otherwise it looks like I'm just being rude.
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And here I thought you were all powerful. Oh well, I'd rather have the mentions otherwise it looks like I'm just being rude.
It's my vulnerabilities that make me complete, @Bobs Your Uncle
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It's my vulnerabilities that make me complete, @Bobs Your Uncle
Thanks @Bart Ell , it is working again. There's a lesson here, I saw it on an episode of "The Twilight Zone". An older couple got three wishes and ended up just being happy with where they were.
Nah, I'm still sad.
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Be happy @Bobs Your Uncle
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Hey @Bart Ell now that you've fixed my name I'm not getting notified of any mentions. What gives?
I fucking wish I could get that! I'm far too popular here. More attention than I deserve. I got @BartEllProducer playin games with my head. I got that TigerLily lady all up in my biz (she got some kind of crush on me or something) Don't ask ::) And even Bart with his moderation quota that I'm barely on top off week to week. There ae four members up for moderation this weekend alone! And I have plans at Bart's behest to stick my tongue in my wife's bum and stuff. There just aren't enough hours in the day. Between all this and WORK! I've had enough. Sheeshuss :-\
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Be happy @Bobs Your Uncle
Thanks @anniem I feel better already
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I fucking wish I could get that! I'm far too popular here. More attention than I deserve. I got @BartEllProducer playin games with my head. I got that TigerLily lady all up in my biz (she got some kind of crush on me or something) Don't ask ::) And even Bart with his moderation quota that I'm barely on top off week to week. There ae four members up for moderation this weekend alone! And I have plans at Bart's behest to stick my tongue in my wife's bum and stuff. There just aren't enough hours in the day. Between all this and WORK! I've had enough. Sheeshuss :-\
I'll not complain again for the rest of the day
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I fucking wish I could get that! I'm far too popular here. More attention than I deserve. I got @BartEllProducer playin games with my head. I got that TigerLily lady all up in my biz (she got some kind of crush on me or something) Don't ask ::) And even Bart with his moderation quota that I'm barely on top off week to week. There ae four members up for moderation this weekend alone! And I have plans at Bart's behest to stick my tongue in my wife's bum and stuff. There just aren't enough hours in the day. Between all this and WORK! I've had enough. Sheeshuss :-\
I wish I could ignore you @KSM, but you know you'll just start crying again
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I wish I could ignore you @KSM, but you know you'll just start crying again
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+1 Sister! ;) ;D ;D ;D
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It's my vulnerabilities that make me complete, @Bobs Your Uncle
You have vulnerabilities? :o Who knew??? ???
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I'll not complain again for the rest of the day
HA! I nearly missed it
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I wish I could ignore you @KSM, but you know you'll just start crying again
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I'm sure @KSM does not want you to cry
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I'm sure @KSM does not want you to cry
Uhh ... huh? No. He will do the crying. Don't confuse me. I haven't had my coffee yet today
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Uhh ... huh? No. He will do the crying. Don't confuse me. I haven't had my coffee yet today
OH heck I read that wrong. I need my coffee obviously
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OH heck I read that wrong. I need my coffee obviously
Just be careful to check out the beans
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Just be careful to check out the beans
So I heard!
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That reminds me I have to go somewhere for coffee beans. Whole beans are getting and harder to find. No, I will not buy Starbucks’ burned coffee.
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That reminds me I have to go somewhere for coffee beans. Whole beans are getting and harder to find. No, I will not buy Starbucks’ burned coffee.
I don’t drink coffee. What’s your position on civet cat coffee?
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That reminds me I have to go somewhere for coffee beans. Whole beans are getting and harder to find. No, I will not buy Starbucks’ burned coffee.
Costco or Trader Joe's (if you have one). I don't drink coffee anymore but my wife does.
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That reminds me I have to go somewhere for coffee beans. Whole beans are getting and harder to find. No, I will not buy Starbucks’ burned coffee.
DD
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No Costco or Trader Joe’s. No DD except ground coffee is in the grocery store. No civet cat coffee. There may be feral cat coffee around if I check the alleys behind the restaurants.
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Uhh ... huh? No. He will do the crying. Don't confuse me. I haven't had my coffee yet today
You're one of them "I need my coffee" broads are ya?
I am not a crier. Or a cryer! I haven't cried since curcumsission. <- Think I spelled that wrong, but it's been so long since... the incident! Ouchers! They got me drunk, they strapped me down, pulled out my baby pharm phallus and hurt me real bad :'( :'( :'( :o :o :o Things have healed up real nice though and I'm so glad they did it :)
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No Costco or Trader Joe’s. No DD except ground coffee is in the grocery store. No civet cat coffee. There may be feral cat coffee around if I check the alleys behind the restaurants.
Where do you get your beans from?
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You're one of them "I need my coffee" broads are ya?
I am not a crier. Or a cryer! I haven't cried since curcumsission. <- Think I spelled that wrong, but it's been so long since... the incident! Ouchers! They got me drunk, they strapped me down, pulled out my baby pharm phallus and hurt me real bad :'( :'( :'( :o :o :o Things have healed up real nice though and I'm so glad they did it :)
Count to ten in Japanese and try again
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Count to ten in Japanese and try again
@TigerLily
For the record, I can count somewhat convincingly to 100 in Japanese but I've always thought since the age of seven when I was forced into martial arts that the first THREE were hilarious. When you're a kid.. one-two-three in said Asian language sounds pretty funny! So that's the way I've ALWAYS visualized it in my head. I visualize everything. It's hilarious! EACH KNEE SAW!!!
Don't be so mean. You're account is up for moderation on October 14th My birthday. Consider it a rectal audit. Witchy poo!
No more Mr. nice asshole.
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Count to ten in Japanese and try again
一, 二, 三, å››, 五, å…, 七, å…«, ä¹, å
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@TigerLily
For the record, I can count somewhat convincingly to 100 in Japanese but I've always thought since the age of seven when I was forced into martial arts that the first THREE were hilarious. When you're a kid.. one-two-three in said Asian language sounds pretty funny! So that's the way I've ALWAYS visualized it in my head. I visualize everything. It's hilarious! EACH KNEE SAW!!!
Don't be so mean. You're account is up for moderation on October 14th My birthday. Consider it a rectal audit. Witchy poo!
No more Mr. nice asshole.
@KSM I can only count to ten in Japanese. Show off. As a kid how I learned it was itchy knee san she go
Libra women are awesome. Libra men are punks. And fun to pick on. Happy Birthday. In case I forget by the 14th
Moderate this
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一, 二, 三, å››, 五, å…, 七, å…«, ä¹, å
Beautiful! I was going to ask you to judge the counting contest. You win 🐱
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Where do you get your beans from?
There’s a local chain of WOKE coffee shops that sells beans. Very expensive. There’s a Harris Teeter that sells OK whole beans. BTW, this Harris Teeter is the whitest place I’ve ever been. Men in khaki shorts and golf shirt uniforms and women in tennis dress uniforms just like the 80s. They also have English food on the International specialty aisle. Rather than cook sausage balls and goulash in the front of the store, they cook prime rib dinners for takeout. I intentionally wear jeans and a t-shirt with a stretched out neck when I have to go there. People avoid me as though I’m some kind of Bellgabber.
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There’s a local chain of WOKE coffee shops that sells beans. Very expensive. There’s a Harris Teeter that sells OK whole beans. BTW, this Harris Teeter is the whitest place I’ve ever been. Men in khaki shorts and golf shirt uniforms and women in tennis dress uniforms just like the 80s. They also have English food on the International specialty aisle. Rather than cook sausage balls and goulash in the front of the store, they cook prime rib dinners for takeout. I intentionally wear jeans and a t-shirt with a stretched out neck when I have to go there. People avoid me as though I’m some kind of Bellgabber.
LOL!!! That's great!
Do they have these in the international aisle?
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@KSM
Libra women are awesome. Libra men are punks. And fun to pick on. Happy Birthday. In case I forget by the 14th
Moderate this
@TigerLily Mean spirited woman. I'll be expecting an apology either as a post or a pm. Now be a good lil witch hand me a tissue :'(
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There’s a local chain of WOKE coffee shops that sells beans. Very expensive. There’s a Harris Teeter that sells OK whole beans. BTW, this Harris Teeter is the whitest place I’ve ever been. Men in khaki shorts and golf shirt uniforms and women in tennis dress uniforms just like the 80s. They also have English food on the International specialty aisle. Rather than cook sausage balls and goulash in the front of the store, they cook prime rib dinners for takeout. I intentionally wear jeans and a t-shirt with a stretched out neck when I have to go there. People avoid me as though I’m some kind of Bellgabber.
So you are a Food Dog kind of a dude then?
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Or a Winn-Dixie type? Or *gasp* the greatest of all. The Piggly Wiggly.
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No Food Lion here in decades. Nor Piggly Wiggly. There’s only Winn Dixie and Harris Teeter. They allow other than upper crust whites in WD, so that’s where I usually go.
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No Food Lion here in decades. Nor Piggly Wiggly. There’s only Winn Dixie and Harris Teeter. They allow other than upper crust whites in WD, so that’s where I usually go.
We lost our Winn-Dixies a number of years ago. Lowes Foods came in an pushed them out. Now Publix came in and is squeezing Lowes.
The Food Dog soldiers on!
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No Food Lion here in decades. Nor Piggly Wiggly. There’s only Winn Dixie and Harris Teeter. They allow other than upper crust whites in WD, so that’s where I usually go.
Is Food Lion the chain that got busted by an undercover video showing them bleaching outdated meat?
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Is Food Lion the chain that got busted by an undercover video showing them bleaching outdated meat?
No.
It was fish actually.............
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No.
It was fish actually.............
I never saw the clip but I know the newly opened store by me closed down shortly after and is a self storage place now.
https://www.rcfp.org/journals/news-media-and-law-spring-2012/landmark-food-lion-case/
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I never saw the clip but I know the newly opened store by me closed down shortly after and is a self storage place now.
https://www.rcfp.org/journals/news-media-and-law-spring-2012/landmark-food-lion-case/
For what it is worth, I have a family member that worked at the Harris Teeter for a couple of summers. That particulare store is incredibly clean behind the scenes.
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For what it is worth, I have a family member that worked at the Harris Teeter for a couple of summers. That particulare store is incredibly clean behind the scenes.
We have a really nice food chain here in Texas called HEB. Howard E. Butts. They have been upgrading a lot of their stores to compete with the high end Kroger mega stores. Another good chain that isn’t as widespread is called Fiesta. They have amazing international selections in their larger stores.
I don’t buy as much fresh meat as I used to, and about half of what I do buy is from a butcher shop. I live right near Galveston Bay so there are lots of places to get fresh seafood.
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@Bart Ell do you care about regional grocery stores?
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@Bart Ell do you care about regional grocery stores?
From Wegmans to Ralphs, Zehrs to FreshCo... The Bart cares deeply.
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From Wegmans to Ralphs, Zehrs to FreshCo... The Bart cares deeply.
Brookshire Brothers is another good regional grocery in central Texas. Many of their stores carry what is becoming my favorite ginger beer brewed by a company called Boots which is headquartered near College Station. They even have a good sarsaparilla and a really tasty dreamsicle flavor.
@Bart Ell do you like ginger beer?
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@Bart Ell do you like ginger beer?
The Bart does not like ginger, gingers or beer.
Or ale.
No ginger beer or ale.
The Bart is also a happy soul and not angry at life so The Bart does not need the evil booze!
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The Bart does not like ginger, gingers or beer.
Or ale.
No ginger beer or ale.
The Bart is also a happy soul and not angry at life so The Bart does not need the evil booze!
Ginger beer is non-alcoholic. It is really the only thing I missed when I was in Thailand. I had taken a pound of ginger candy with me which helped suppress the cravings. Or maybe it made them worse. A good ginger beer is divine. Not the Jamaican style that uses pineapple though. That taste is not my style. Cock N’ Bull is a good brand that is available nationally. Not sure about Canada.
The only ginger ale I could find in Thailand was Seagram’s dry ginger ale. It was as if someone took sparkling water and whispered “ginger†into the can. Woefully lacking in flavor. And sugar.
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Hi Bart, Have you seen green shirt lately?
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Hi Bart, Have you seen green shirt lately?
Who are you and how did you get in here?? >:(
I mean Welcome to Ellgabâ„¢. Post often :D
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Hi Bart, Have you seen green shirt lately?
I have.
We are all worried.
A gust of wind got in those sleeves.
He became airborne and was last seen floating over a sausage party in Provincetown.
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Who are you and how did you get in here?? >:(
Do you want her shoe size and social security number to, toothpick lady?
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The Bart is also a happy soul and not angry at life so The Bart does not need the evil booze!
That's a little much, you can't paint everybody who drinks with the same brush. I have a divine relationship with The Glenlivet 21 as well as certain beers and micro gins. The Livet 21 and I enjoy each others company often. Self inventory is something I have mastered and all my ducks are in a row, really. If I am an unhappy or angry person the entire world should really give it a try. I am glad you're are happy. But I am ecstatic that I am too.
@Rebecca Welcome. How big are your breasts?
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micro gins.
I guess you have to drink micro gins when you are 5'2.
#ThimbleShotsAreFullSizedDrinksToTheLittlePeople
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I guess you have to drink micro gins when you are 5'2.
#ThimbleShotsAreFullSizedDrinksToTheLittlePeople
Hey @KSM
Looks like he got you there!
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I guess you have to drink micro gins when you are 5'2.
#ThimbleShotsAreFullSizedDrinksToTheLittlePeople
Lol That's good. Believe it or not there are height requirements to work on some of the job sites we've worked on. I am 5'11 The two 1's are the 2. I don't think my 6' wife would do a 5'2 guy.
But for comedic purposes I am willing to be five ft two inches tall for the forum. I do my part.
@BartEllProducer Answer my question about the flooring, dinkass!
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I have.
We are all worried.
A gust of wind got in those sleeves.
He became airborne and was last seen floating over a sausage party in Provincetown.
We need that shirt back and in tip top shape!
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Who are you and how did you get in here?? >:(
I mean Welcome to Ellgabâ„¢. Post often :D
Hi there, I'm just lurking usually. 👀
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I don't think my 6' wife would do a 5'2
@BartEllProducer Answer my question about the flooring, dinkass!
Hey shorty pants @KSM! You still haven’t answered my question about your gargantuan Asian wife slapping you around with a catfish!
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The Bart does not like ginger, gingers or beer.
Or ale.
No ginger beer or ale.
The Bart is also a happy soul and not angry at life so The Bart does not need the evil booze!
The only way to drink vodka or tequila is to add lime and ginger Beer.
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The only way to drink vodka or tequila is to add lime and ginger Beer.
I’ve heard of Moscow Mules. If you use tequila is it a Tijuana Donkey?
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Lol That's good. Believe it or not there are height requirements to work on some of the job sites we've worked on. I am 5'11 The two 1's are the 2. I don't think my 6' wife would do a 5'2 guy.
But for comedic purposes I am willing to be five ft two inches tall for the forum. I do my part.
@BartEllProducer Answer my question about the flooring, dinkass!
You’re bad at math. And your wrong, 5’2†holds ginger beer at just the right height.
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I’ve heard of Moscow Mules. If you use tequila is it a Tijuana Donkey?
Yes- Mexican Mule.
Same same. ;D
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Hey shorty pants @KSM! You still haven’t answered my question about your gargantuan Asian wife slapping you around with a catfish!
@BartEllProducer All the sudden she's Asian? Her mom is a purebred Russian and her dad is one of those Norwegian assholes who happens to be a French Canadian ???
I dated an Asian stripper for a weekend in Vancouver. She tried to stick a tube of cocoa butter in me :o :o :o Started out as an innocent back massage but that was her way of working in her deviant plan to rob me of my innocence. Fortunately I'm Spiderman and my reaction time is down to the millisecond as I spun around all a flutter. "GADZOOOOKS!!!" I said!
The catfish thing was my joke. You can't use my own joke against me. You're better than that.
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You’re bad at math. And your wrong, 5’2†holds ginger beer at just the right height.
Ahh shaadup! 5'2 is 5'11 it's fuckin easy stuff. "bad at math" that's like saying "you can't read good" C'mon.
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Ahh shaadup! 5'2 is 5'11 it's fuckin easy stuff. "bad at math" that's like saying "you can't read good" C'mon.
You certainly don’t type well. *shrug* :P Take a breath, son. Everything’s all right.
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You certainly don’t type well. *shrug* :P Take a breath, son. Everything’s all right.
I type just fine, hussy-pants. Nice tongue ya got there. :P :P :P
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@Bart Ell do you like apples?
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@Bart Ell do you like apples?
The left half looks like a horror movie and the right half looks like fruit porn.
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The left half looks like a horror movie and the right half looks like fruit porn.
Haha. NOW I understand what fruit porn means! ;D
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Haha. NOW I understand what fruit porn means! ;D
Hee, hee. ;) ;D +1.
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@Bart Ell do you like apples?
No.
Apples are tree potatoes.
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Dear Bartadien
Do Canadians use the warped, perverted way of spelling like the decadent inbred British? You know, colour, neighbour, sour. Or do they spell correctly like real North Americans?
Non-judgementally Yours,
Red, White and True Blue
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Dear Bartadien
Do Canadians use the warped, perverted way of spelling like the decadent inbred British? You know, colour, neighbour, sour. Or do they spell correctly like real North Americans?
Non-judgementally Yours,
Red, White and True Blue Bleux
FIFY
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Or do they spell correctly like real North Americans?
Real North Americans?
I have no idea how Mexicans spell color.
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Real North Americans?
I have no idea how Mexicans spell color.
El color
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FIFY
@TigerLily We don't actually say that word at all. We will say "that fucking chocolate cake was divinely delicious" But we never actually say the word in question. Just the thought of it.. eeks :o We get our point across nonetheless. Are you telling us you're making chocolate cake? Yaaaaayy
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Real North Americans?
I have no idea how Mexicans spell color.
color and bend your tongue a little on the r
¡Viva Música Norteña!
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color and bend your tongue a little on the r
Sorry, I save all my tongue bending for m'lady.
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FIFY
Sacré bleu! Only thing this mec is missing is a scarf. But I think I'm in love anyway
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@TigerLily We don't actually say that word at all. We will say "that fucking chocolate cake was divinely delicious" But we never actually say the word in question. Just the thought of it.. eeks :o We get our point across nonetheless. Are you telling us you're making chocolate cake? Yaaaaayy
Wow. That's just how the rednecks and jackasses here say it. Not so different after all
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@TigerLily We don't actually say that word at all. We will say "that fucking chocolate cake was divinely delicious" But we never actually say the word in question. Just the thought of it.. eeks :o We get our point across nonetheless. Are you telling us you're making chocolate cake? Yaaaaayy
Chocolate?? I want chocolate! 🍫
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Sacré bleu! Only thing this mec is missing is a scarf. But I think I'm in love anyway
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Looks like a baguette to me.
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Wow. That's just how the rednecks and jackasses here say it. Not so different after all
Ahh, répartie indeed. And more passive aggressive flirting from you. ::) You'd like nothing more than for me to toss you the knee pads, have you can service the Farmis. Yep, ya got da farm fever!
You're going to need both hands and that big mouth of yours.
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Chocolate?? I want chocolate! 🍫
How do you feel about s'mores? You look way too adorable in your new look, @SpookPumpkin
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Ahh, répartie indeed. And more passive aggressive flirting from you. ::) You'd like nothing more than for me to toss you the knee pads, have you can service the Farmis. Yep, ya got da farm fever!
You're going to need both hands and that big mouth of yours.
I bite
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I bite
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Yeah that's not gonna work for me, you win. Forget it. Deals off. At least you don't have braces :-\
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At least you don't have braces :-\
I’ve got a hell of a unpolitically correct joke for that one @KSM.
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How do you feel about s'mores? You look way too adorable in your new look, @SpookPumpkin
I don't like marshmallows....
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I don't like marshmallows....
Let's replace it with whipped cream.
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I’ve got a hell of a unpolitically correct joke for that one @KSM.
@BartEllProducer Yeah.. what's this one gonna cost me And shouldn't it be politically incorrect?
Get that flooring done yet? We finished up our big commitment yesterday so I could pop over if you like. You better have some Asian chicks there.
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Let's replace it with whipped cream.
I don't like whipped cream either... 😅
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I don't like whipped cream either... 😅
Angel food cake?
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Angel food cake?
Nope
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Nope
Mash potatoes?
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Mash potatoes?
Indifferent
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Indifferent
Rice
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Rice
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It doesn't seem smorey.
It just might have to be white chocolate with milk or dark.
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I’m glad I don’t know exactly what a s’more is. I’d see my iPad must know as it inserted an apostrophe with autocorrect. It appears to be some kind of concoction pushed by Big Sugar in its efforts to destroy the Everglades.
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I’m glad I don’t know exactly what a s’more is. I’d see my iPad must know as it inserted an apostrophe with autocorrect. It appears to be some kind of concoction pushed by Big Sugar in its efforts to destroy the Everglades.
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Watching that makes my teeth hurt and I don’t have any.
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I’m glad I don’t know exactly what a s’more is. I’d see my iPad must know as it inserted an apostrophe with autocorrect. It appears to be some kind of concoction pushed by Big Sugar in its efforts to destroy the Everglades.
I thought s'mores (short for some more) were a requirement for every kid's first camping trip. Seriously, I haven't eaten s'mores since I was a young teenager. Back then one would make me queasy. Now one bite would probably put me in a diabetic coma
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This makes me feel sorry for the marshmallow. Can you picture this as one of your doodle gadgets getting squished? Now that would be funny
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Hey Bartlemagne
Maybe the Whatever thread should be pinned. It would be easier to post there. Then we wouldn't end up junking up your thread with vapid discussions of miscellaneous detritus and junk food. Keep The Bart pure for questions of great consequence and import. As God intended
Signed, Questioning for Truth
(and no I don't have OCD. I just happen to like everything neat and IN ITS PLACE)
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Hey Bartlemagne
Maybe the Whatever thread should be pinned. It would be easier to post there. Then we wouldn't end up junking up your thread with vapid discussions of and junk food.
Are we voting? Oh, wait, I have just added to the junk in this thread. Sorry.
If we are voting I vote yes. Wups! Did it again.
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Are we voting? Oh, wait, I have just added to the junk in this thread. Sorry.
If we are voting I vote yes. Wups! Did it again.
Appropriate. You were asking a question
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Hey Bartlemagne
Maybe the Whatever thread should be pinned. It would be easier to post there. Then we wouldn't end up junking up your thread with vapid discussions of miscellaneous detritus and junk food. Keep The Bart pure for questions of great consequence and import. As God intended
Signed, Questioning for Truth
(and no I don't have OCD. I just happen to like everything neat and IN ITS PLACE)
My gigantic ego prefers the attention in a thread with my name on it.
Please come back with a better argument.
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Watching that makes my teeth hurt and I don’t have any.
? What do you bite @TigerLily with?
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My gigantic ego prefers the attention in a thread with my name on it.
Please come back with a better argument.
Just a thought. A salaam my lord
My therapist will send you the bill for my additional sessions
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? What do you bite @TigerLily with?
There is always a biter and a bitee. Why do you think they call me Tiger?
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There is always a biter and a bitee. Why do you think they call me Tiger?
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My gigantic ego prefers the attention in a thread with my name on it.
Please come back with a better argument.
There will be no lack of attention to the Barts. The Whatever thread is a thread that was beaten down 26 times and despite all odds has rallied due to the loving care of fantastic Tiger Lily. Now it is a lively active nice thread and pinning it could help it continue to grow even more.
Please and thank you.
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There will be no lack of attention to the Barts. The Whatever thread is a thread that was beaten down 26 times and despite all odds has rallied due to the loving care of fantastic Tiger Lily. Now it is a lively active nice thread and pinning it could help it continue to grow even more.
Please and thank you.
Almost all stickied threads were a result of people giving me hundreds of dollars of Amazon gift cards via private message.
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Almost all stickied threads were a result of people giving me hundreds of dollars of Amazon gift cards via private message.
Ok, then that's out.
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Almost all stickied threads were a result of people giving me hundreds of dollars of Amazon gift cards via private message.
PULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BARTY BARTY BARTY
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PULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BARTY BARTY BARTY
I got your private message and I found your donation a little light.
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I got your private message and I found your donation a little light.
Oh. Ok. Check again.
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There will be no lack of attention to the Barts. The Whatever thread is a thread that was beaten down 26 times and despite all odds has rallied due to the loving care of fantastic Tiger Lily. Now it is a lively active nice thread and pinning it could help it continue to grow even more.
Please and thank you.
You are so adorable. And so right!
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@Bart Ell
Will the Blackhawks win a game this year?
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@Bart Ell
Will the Blackhawks win a game this year?
Yes.
Tonight.
4-2
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You are so adorable. And so right!
Thank you, but my wonderous statement did not get me my way. I am now having fake and/or real outrage and will start to stomp my feet and have a fit.
STAND BACK!
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@Bart Ell
Will the Blackhawks win a game this year?
@GravitySucks NO!
Yes.
Tonight.
4-2
@Bart Ell NO DICE!
Jets - 3
Hawks - 2
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Yes.
Tonight.
4-2
I am soooo glad my bookie didn’t answer
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I am soooo glad my bookie didn’t answer
If he did they would have won 4-2.
Blame the bookie.
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Hey Bart
What happens when I hit 3500 posts? Can I get jewel-toned sparkly bars?
TL
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Hey Bart
What happens when I hit 3500 posts?
TL
Your breasts start to sag.
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@Bart Ell Are Defensemen next to go?
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/air-canada-to-stop-announcing-ladies-and-gentlemen-in-recognition-of-gender-fluidity
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Your breasts start to sag.
You're a big help. You could at least prop them up for me
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You're a big help. You could at least prop them up for me
Let me check with my wife if it's allowed. If I disappear off the boards assume she said no.
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Let me check with my wife if it's allowed. If I disappear off the boards assume she said no.
She needs to get one of those kinky German Stopzëmfrümeflöppën.
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You're a big help. You could at least prop them up for me
I think it's just a matter of putting the air in the right place.
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Your breasts start to sag.
Such an optimist
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What happened to Morg? You don't mean Morgus do you?
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What happened to Morg? You don't mean Morgus do you?
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=8.msg234566#msg234566
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Dear Bart,
How many puppies & kittens must I skin alive when all the sudden through the classic rock station I hear..
"Ooga Chacka, Oooga Chacka, Oooga Oooga Oooga Chacka.." And so on ??
The physical anger Cannot be successfully formulated in thought and text. Only action. For there is no other suckle.
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Dear Bart,
How many puppies & kittens must I skin alive when all the sudden through the classic rock station I hear..
"Ooga Chacka, Oooga Chacka, Oooga Oooga Oooga Chacka.." And so on ??
The physical anger Cannot be successfully formulated in thought and text. Only action. For there is no other suckle.
I believe you mean succor. But considering the source you never know
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I believe you mean succor. But considering the source you never know
NO! I mean SUCKLE, as in tit of relief. Once one hears that horrible music it ruins ones DAY and there is no return!! Ya Soooo fucking analytical.
READING COMPREHENSION!! WORK ON IT!!
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Dear Bart,
How many puppies & kittens must I skin alive when all the sudden through the classic rock station I hear..
"Ooga Chacka, Oooga Chacka, Oooga Oooga Oooga Chacka.." And so on ??
The physical anger Cannot be successfully formulated in thought and text. Only action. For there is no other suckle.
There is no excuse for Blue Swede over B.J. Thomas.
There was no Oooga ANYTHING in the original.
Fucking Swedes.
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There is no excuse for Blue Swede over B.J. Thomas.
There was no Oooga ANYTHING in the original.
Fucking Swedes.
Are we both talking about, hooked on a feeling? That is the one that drives the kill urge.
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@Scary Penis do I need to give you a music history course?
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Traditional. So you are more a Céline Dion fan? No no ... don't tell me. Rush Limbaugh.
fixed
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@Scary Penis do I need to give you a music history course?
@juan @Bart Ell
Good grief! That is not the song! Didn't the Oooba Chucka…. speak for itself? :o Seriously you two! Perhaps I have the song title wrong?
The band that plays the song in question has some blond hippy Jim Dandy lookin dude. Some of the words are "Lips as sweet as satin, always on my mind. Girl you got me thinking, bout another glass of wine" The whole damn song starts with the ooba chucka's then the worst voice in all recorded music breaks out in solo EYE EE EYE EE EYE I'm hooked on a feeling, I'm high on believing!
C'mon MAN help a phallus out here..
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@juan @Bart Ell
Good grief! That is not the song! Didn't the Oooba Chucka…. speak for itself? :o Seriously you two! Perhaps I have the song title wrong?
The band that plays the song in question has some blond hippy Jim Dandy lookin dude. Some of the words are "Lips as sweet as satin, always on my mind. Girl you got me thinking, bout another glass of wine" The whole damn song starts with the ooba chucka's then the worst voice in all recorded music breaks out in solo EYE EE EYE EE EYE I'm hooked on a feeling, I'm high on believing!
C'mon MAN help a phallus out here..
Lips are sweet as candy....
The taste stays on my mind.
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Look! You guys are all nine days older than water so you can just shit out of the thin fucking air. There is no mistaking my original post. It's very distinctive.
BTW I've already killed all the puppies and kitties so it no longer matters.
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@juan @Bart Ell
Good grief! That is not the song! Didn't the Oooba Chucka…. speak for itself? :o Seriously you two! Perhaps I have the song title wrong?
The band that plays the song in question has some blond hippy Jim Dandy lookin dude. Some of the words are "Lips as sweet as satin, always on my mind. Girl you got me thinking, bout another glass of wine" The whole damn song starts with the ooba chucka's then the worst voice in all recorded music breaks out in solo EYE EE EYE EE EYE I'm hooked on a feeling, I'm high on believing!
C'mon MAN help a phallus out here..
Some British guy added that Oooga bullshit and then the Swedes I clearly mentioned covered the cover and bastardized it even more.
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OOOooooooooggghhhhh That's the one. You jackasses fucked around it six ways from asshole to breakfast on Sunday. It didn't have to be this painful.
Guess I'll kill Vera now :-\ Hope you numbskulls are happy.
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OOOooooooooggghhhhh That's the one. You jackasses fucked around it six ways from asshole to breakfast on Sunday. It didn't have to be this painful.
Guess I'll kill Vera now :-\ Hope you numbskulls are happy.
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What a cute doggy! Such a long tail! 💛
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OOOooooooooggghhhhh That's the one. You jackasses fucked around it six ways from asshole to breakfast on Sunday. It didn't have to be this painful.
Guess I'll kill Vera now :-\ Hope you numbskulls are happy.
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You would never hurt that lovely doggie. Does Vera (your dog not your wife) poop on that perfect lawn? Or is she only brought out on picture day?
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You would never hurt that lovely doggie. Does Vera (your dog not your wife) poop on that perfect lawn? Or is she only brought out on picture day?
@VampireLily C'mon you're really asking me that? Vera is incredibly smart (German Shepard) smart. She does NOT pee or poo on any of the good lawns. There is an 8-28 ft strip on one side of the house where she goes. It's her lawn and she has privacy there. She's over 140 LB's so she can leave rather large and unfortunate biscuits of destruction, we do not want them on prize winning grass. She's good.
There, ya happy? ::) how's the wine going down tonight. ?
Oh and BTW, there are no "Vampire" Lilies. Kinda garden do you have Ms. Nosypants. ?
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Hey @Bart Ell can you please give @BartEllProducer all my Karma points please? He clearly needs some cheering up.
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@Bart Ell , Are you going to have an awesome Halloween??
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Hey @Bart Ell can you please give @BartEllProducer all my Karma points please? He clearly needs some cheering up.
I do appreciate the gesture but, I’d likely donate the illicit gains to someone else.
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Hey @Bart Ell can you please give @BartEllProducer all my Karma points please? He clearly needs some cheering up.
I do my part. But BEP doesn't care. I made a chicken dinner and he didn't show. Although in his defense, I didn't invite him ;D ;D
Mmmmm Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!
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I do my part. But BEP doesn't care. I made a chicken dinner and he didn't show. Although in his defense, I didn't invite him ;D ;D
Mmmmm Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!
You’re just jealous because I wouldn’t whack it to a box of KD in your tool shed while you watched!
#MeToo
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@Bart Ell , Are you going to have an awesome Halloween??
He's going to die!!!!
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I do appreciate the gesture but, I’d likely donate the illicit gains to someone else.
I don’t really care what you think about the gesture - your raging life pain clearly needs some help @Bart Ell we all need to do our part to help the little man out please:)
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Dear Bartrageous,
Just came home from howling at the stars (no moon tonight) expecting to watch your Death. So you got a one day reprieve? Congratulations. Why wasn't I notified?
Sincerely, Mixed Emotions
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Dear Bartrageous,
Just came home from howling at the stars (no moon tonight) expecting to watch your Death. So you got a one day reprieve? Congratulations. Why wasn't I notified?
Sincerely, Mixed Emotions
He did post it. Multiple places, even your thread.
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He did post it. Multiple places, even your thread.
Oh. btw It's not my thread. It's Ellgab's thread
#NoBranding
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@Bart Ell Are you going to a thanksgiving woo video and a Christmas woo video too??
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@Bart Ell Are you going to a thanksgiving woo video and a Christmas woo video too??
The Christmas one will be the series finale.
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The Christmas one will be the series finale.
We fear the deer.
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Is @Ghost BEP a kinder gentler BEP?
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The Christmas one will be the series finale.
WTF?
Death to Bart Ell!
Series finale...
This place used to have such potential.
#fadedhopes
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WTF?
Death to Bart Ell!
Series finale...
This place used to have such potential.
#fadedhopes
One year ago you had no idea what a Wootacular was.
Now you do.
Time for something new.
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Is @Ghost BEP a kinder gentler BEP?
He can't respond.
Dead and all.
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One year ago you had no idea what a Wootacular was.
Now you do.
Time for something new.
Awww. Your the best babe. Keep artisting. It looks good on you.
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We fear the deer.
We have our slogan! Fear the Deer!
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Is @Ghost BEP a kinder gentler BEP?
Just more transparent
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We have our slogan! Fear the Deer!
I thought only drunks fear the dea.. oh, I get it.
Carry on
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WTF?
Death to Bart Ell!
Series finale...
This place used to have such potential.
#fadedhopes
Has Gravity been infested with the demon ghost of BEP?
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He can't respond.
Dead and all.
It doesn't stop Art/Ceiling Ghost Art.
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Is @Ghost BEP a kinder gentler BEP?
He's never been mean.. so what do you mean? You're meaner than he is. Especially to me. You don't see me crying about it. pretty much you don't :'( :'(
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He's never been mean.. so what do you mean? You're meaner than he is. Especially to me. You don't see me crying about it. pretty much you don't :'( :'(
Naaa, I’m teasing (again). He’s been known to pick on a person or two but I enjoy him. And thank you. You have to practice if you want to be good at something. I might as well practice on someone that enjoys a good ribbing.
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might as well practice on someone that enjoys a good ribbing.
I enjoy giving you a good rimming. :P :P :P
play yer cards right ;)
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He can't respond.
Dead and all.
Probably best this way. At least we still have Ghost Art though! ;)
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That went south rather quickly.
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How did FISH get a that karma?
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How did FISH get a that karma?
People like her
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Yes, for sure, but people like you, too, yet your ratio is not 200%. It would be like you having karma of 7600 for your current posts.
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Yes, for sure, but people like you, too, yet your ratio is not 200%. It would be like you having karma of 7600 for your current posts.
Are you the Karma Police?
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Yes, for sure, but people like you, too, yet your ratio is not 200%. It would be like you having karma of 7600 for your current posts.
Cool! Praise away, people. Praise away 8)
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Are you the Karma Police?
Only on dress-up night, lol.
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Yes, for sure, but people like you, too, yet your ratio is not 200%. It would be like you having karma of 7600 for your current posts.
Then we need to work on that.
There, I did my part for the next couple of hours. ;D
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Then we need to work on that.
There, I did my part for the next couple of hours. ;D
Gotcha back 😺
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Gotcha back 😺
;D
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Buncha sissy women praising each other. Get back in the kitchen where you belong!!! Think I'm gonna vomit.
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Buncha sissy women praising each other. Get back in the kitchen where you belong!!! Think I'm gonna vomit.
Ok sorry, I was only kidding. 8)
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Dear @Bart Ell
Where do we send the cheeseturds and gravy in honor of the late @Ghost BEP ?
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People like her
@TigerLily thank you. I like you. ;)
My head has been in a fog during the month of October.
I have recently, returned to EllGab. I enjoy @Rikki Gins 's threads. I like how @Chimp Covfefe dances.
I just took a look at my karma points. I am in a state of foggy shock. Someone out there likes me.
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Then we need to work on that.
There, I did my part for the next couple of hours. ;D
Yes, as did I. Btw, great new avatar, @TigerLily! +1
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Buncha sissy women praising each other. Get back in the kitchen where you belong!!! Think I'm gonna vomit.
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Ok sorry, I was only kidding. 8)
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Dear @Bart Ell
Where do we send the cheeseturds and gravy in honor of the late @Ghost BEP ?
I may have to open the cemetery for such offerings.
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@FISH @anniem @Aquarius love all y'all. Group hug!
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@FISH @anniem @Aquarius love all y'all. Group hug!
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Thank you for including me. I'm fucking elated! Ya know, it's like how much more elated could I be. ? The answer is none! None more elated!!!
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Thank you for including me. I'm fucking elated! Ya know, it's like how much more elated could I be. ? The answer is none! None more elated!!!
You'll get your hug. When you deserve it
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I may have to open the cemetery for such offerings.
Is this anything like a zoo? Or nursery?
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Is this anything like a zoo? Or nursery?
I don't care if I get thrown into the ZOO! I'll finally be able to spend some time with my giraffe, Greg!!
My karma is house of cards
My new baggin combo is not
but you won't get to see it
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I don't care if I get thrown into the ZOO! I'll finally be able to spend some time with my giraffe, Greg!!
My karma is house of cards
My new baggin combo is not
but you won't get to see it
You mean I'm DENIED?!?! No fair. I need to add it to my collection
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@Bart Ell Will you have any BLACK FRIDAY SALES this year at Ellgab?? ;)
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Is it true @Ghost BEP ?
Did you say the "S" and "F" words to Helena Rubinstein Mr. Senda?
RE: BART ELL PRODUCER & BE MINION SECRETLY RECORDED MY SKYPE CALLS (Dec 23, 2018)
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Is this anything like a zoo? Or nursery?
Deadlier.
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This is a two part question: 1. Who's designing the headstone for @Ghost BEP and 2) Is there a Go Fund Me all ready set up?
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Or does he get a bench? Who’s?
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Or does he get a bench? Who’s?
Whose bench or who's setting it up?
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Definitely don't see a lot of Asking going on. Bart, how do you feel about this?
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Definitely don't see a lot of Asking going on. Bart, how do you feel about this?
Not impressed.
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Not impressed.
I'm just throwing it out there, but, ya know, if I were to be promoted to Extreme Moderator I would be much better equip to deal with these matters. Just sayin, Bart.
Please consider it. It may be the only way to keep these knuckleheads in line. You know, the PolkaDots and those types. Life's pretty cheap to them.
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I'm just throwing it out there, but, ya know, if I were to be promoted to Extreme Moderator I would be much better equip to deal with these matters. Just sayin, Bart.
Please consider it. It may be the only way to keep these knuckleheads in line. You know, the PolkaDots and those types. Life's pretty cheap to them.
Yes.
I can see how it would help.
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Why do you like that loser KSM better than me? I want to be Extreme something 😾
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Why do you like that loser KSM better than me? I want to be Extreme something 😾
Moderation alert! @KSM
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@FISH @anniem @Aquarius love all y'all. Group hug!
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Yah, back atcha, @TigerLily! +1
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Moderation alert! @KSM
Thy will be done.
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Yah, back atcha, @TigerLily! +1
I took that picture. They all stood on my hair. I was pinned. I was crying. They wouldn't let me up. They were all farting and laughing. It was horrible.
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Thy will be done.
Make it extreme
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Life's pretty cheap to them.
Not if you do it right.
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I took that picture. They all stood on my hair. I was pinned. I was crying. They wouldn't let me up. They were all farting and laughing. It was horrible.
Hah. You loved it. Your tears were our fuel. Better than Taco Bell
#badgirlsarefun
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#badgirlsarefun
;D
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#badgirlsaregassy
Running Away
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Bart, do you like regular pancakes or do you prefer all the fruity additions in and or on them? Chocolate chips even.. I prefer them to be as they were originally meant to be. Not Fucked With! Don't want any whipping cream on them either
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Bart, do you like regular pancakes or do you prefer all the fruity additions in and or on them? Chocolate chips even.. I prefer them to be as they were originally meant to be. Not Fucked With! Don't want any whipping cream on them either
I love fucked pancakes :))))))
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I love fucked pancakes :))))))
Kind of like a piggy in a blanket? That's gonna ruin breakfast.
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Bart, do you like regular pancakes or do you prefer all the fruity additions in and or on them? Chocolate chips even.. I prefer them to be as they were originally meant to be. Not Fucked With! Don't want any whipping cream on them either
You are correct. No need to take away attention from the home made pancakes. Leave those pancakes alone.
I make the best pancakes in North America.
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@FISH @anniem @Aquarius love all y'all. Group hug!
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How nice, thank you!
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#badgirlsaregassy
Running Away
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Witch, Bitch and Succubus
Attorneys at Law
From: Smokin hot lawyer
To: Smokin hot client
Dear Ms. TigerLily
After reviewing the evidence I agree you have an excellent case against Mr. KSM for libel and defamation of character. We will sue the pants off him.
I am attaching the necessary documents for your review.
attachment
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Witch, Bitch and Succubus
Attorneys at Law
From: Smokin hot lawyer
To: Smokin hot client
Dear Ms. TigerLily
After reviewing the evidence I agree you have an excellent case against Mr. KSM for libel and defamation of character. We will sue the pants off him.
I am attaching the necessary documents for your review.
attachment
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Thank you for the laugh. That was good. Lawsuit huh, cuts reeaaally close to home all the sudden.
But that was really funny. BTW Suing the pants off me? You're assuming I'm wearing pants.
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Bart, do you like regular pancakes or do you prefer all the fruity additions in and or on them? Chocolate chips even.. I prefer them to be as they were originally meant to be. Not Fucked With! Don't want any whipping cream on them either
Just drink the syrup and bypass these cakes of quicksand.
#FuckPancakes
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Just drink the syrup and bypass these cakes of quicksand.
#FuckPancakes
What do you think about french toast?
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What do you think about french toast?
In France it is called toast.
I prefer french toast to pancakes but I avoid both in my quest to make it to 50.
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In France it is called toast.
I prefer french toast to pancakes but I avoid both in my quest to make it to 50.
Good idea. A wise Bart.
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In France it is called toast.
I prefer french toast to pancakes but I avoid both in my quest to make it to 50.
You can eat the fuck out of all that shit. Simply work it off.
#gitoffyerarse
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You can eat the fuck out of all that shit. Simply work it off.
#gitoffyerarse
Success is not having to run for anything ever again.
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Success is not having to run for anything ever again.
Indeed. I agree.
I don't run. When it comes to pancakes and such delectable treats, a well maintained body composition does the work for me.
Being that this is the "ask" thread - did you ever have a train set as a kid? I am currently installing a hanging track around my bar.
I like trains. And I like giraffes. If I can get some little giraffes into the 10" long boxcars, life would be absolutely grand as I would be the conductor! From HELL!
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Indeed. I agree.
I don't run. When it comes to pancakes and such delectable treats, a well maintained body composition does the work for me.
Being that this is the "ask" thread - did you ever have a train set as a kid? I am currently installing a hanging track around my bar.
I like trains. And I like giraffes. If I can get some little giraffes into the 10" long boxcars, life would be absolutely grand as I would be the conductor! From HELL!
Lionel
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Being that this is the "ask" thread - did you ever have a train set as a kid?
No, we was poor.
I imagined I had a train.
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No, we was poor.
I imagined I had a train.
No trains for us. Rocks. We had rocks.
And shards of glass. The old lady who owned the house before we did buried her garbage in the back yard and for years hunks of glass would surface and stab our feet.
Other than that, had a great childhood!
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Indeed. I agree.
I don't run. When it comes to pancakes and such delectable treats, a well maintained body composition does the work for me.
Being that this is the "ask" thread - did you ever have a train set as a kid? I am currently installing a hanging track around my bar.
I like trains. And I like giraffes. If I can get some little giraffes into the 10" long boxcars, life would be absolutely grand as I would be the conductor! From HELL!
Yes, I had a basic Lionel set with a station and I think maybe a house or two? Don't recall. I do recall that the locomotive came with some kind of pellet you put down the smokestack and it smoked while going around the track, very cool. And I think there was a button on the controller that you could press and it would toot the whistle. My memories of this are faint as I was very little. The trains were supposed to be for my older brother but I liked them much more than he did, so my Dad taught me how to play with them. The tracks were built on a big board in the basement that we could stand up against the wall when not using it. It was not a fancy set, very basic, but really fun.
I hope you will enjoy yours!
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Lionel
@anniem Annie, my given name is Lance. Please don't ever call me, Lionel. ;D
Yes, I had a basic Lionel set with a station and I think maybe a house or two? Don't recall. I do recall that the locomotive came with some kind of pellet you put down the smokestack and it smoked while going around the track, very cool. And I think there was a button on the controller that you could press and it would toot the whistle. My memories of this are faint as I was very little. The trains were supposed to be for my older brother but I liked them much more than he did, so my Dad taught me how to play with them. The tracks were built on a big board in the basement that we could stand up against the wall when not using it. It was not a fancy set, very basic, but really fun.
I hope you will enjoy yours!
@Aquarius That is awesome. My Grampa had me into trains at about seven. Your description sounds like what he had going on in his basement. I think it was on a tournament size ping pong table. Trains! I might put hardboiled eggs in one of the roofless coal cars so that it looks like they're hauling Pterodactyl eggs ;D ;D ;D
I've all but given up on transporting giraffes.
I'm going this route
https://www.ceilingtrainkit.com/
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@anniem Annie, my given name is Lance. Please don't ever call me, Lionel. ;D
@Aquarius That is awesome. My Grampa had me into trains at about seven. Your description sounds like what he had going on in his basement. I think it was on a tournament size ping pong table. Trains! I might put hardboiled eggs in one of the roofless coal cars so that it looks like they're hauling Pterodactyl eggs ;D ;D ;D
I've all but given up on transporting giraffes.
I'm going this route
https://www.ceilingtrainkit.com/
Wow, cool! There is a local restaurant near me that used to be a railroad depot in the 1920's, and in honor of that they have a train just like that going all around the place on a track suspended from the ceiling. It's really fun to hear and see it go by while you're eating, it's not noisy or annoying, but I love it!
I was trying to recall more while at dinner tonight. I seem to remember we had some small people figures, and maybe a street lamp or two that lit up? And I used to put something in the open cargo car, but I don't remember what. I think we had a locomotive, two or three cars, and a caboose. In later years, we may have added one or two more cars or more accessories, but still it wasn't fancy... but it was a LOT of fun!
Really, enjoy! +1
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Barthur,
I misplaced a fifty dollar bill. I know it's either in my living room or bedroom but I can't find the darned thing.
Do you know where it is?
Thank You!
Your Friend and admirer,
Exile
:)
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Barthur,
I misplaced a fifty dollar bill. I know it's either in my living room or bedroom but I can't find the darned thing.
Do you know where it is?
Thank You!
Your Friend and admirer,
Exile
:)
You used it as a bookmark in one of your favorite books on adult literature. Check your bookshelf. ;) ;D
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Barthur,
I misplaced a fifty dollar bill. I know it's either in my living room or bedroom but I can't find the darned thing.
Do you know where it is?
Thank You!
Your Friend and admirer,
Exile
:)
I believe this is where I can #OKBoomer you for having actual paper money.
It's in the inside pocket of the other jacket.
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I believe this is where I can #OKBoomer you for having actual paper money.
It's in the inside pocket of the other jacket.
Oh NOES!!!!
I've been #BOOMERED!!!
Oh the shame!! Oh the ag-oh-knee!! Oh the humiliation!!!
No seriously. I don't have any jackets with inside pockets or adult lit.
Oh well.
There goes my Covfefe for the next few months...
:o
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Oh NOES!!!!
I've been #BOOMERED!!!
Oh the shame!! Oh the ag-oh-knee!! Oh the humiliation!!!
No seriously. I don't have any jackets with inside pockets or adult lit.
Oh well.
There goes my Covfefe for the next few months...
:o
Check the cats, they seem like the type to steal money.
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Check the cats, they seem like the type to steal money.
Kittehs do not steal. They reclaim that which we mistakenly thought was not theirs.
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Since this is the ask Bart thread, I think I'll ask bart about ads for clicking. Is there a way I can tell which ads are sponsored for/by Ellgab? I get the same ads no matter what site I'm on.
How do I make sure Ellgab gets the klicks?
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Since this is the ask Bart thread, I think I'll ask bart about ads for clicking. Is there a way I can tell which ads are sponsored for/by Ellgab? I get the same ads no matter what site I'm on.
How do I make sure Ellgab gets the klicks?
Huh? If Bart places ads on HIS site he get's the the clicks/revenue. Passes it on to the monthly charity and everybody smiles...
Like this :) :) :) :'( :) Ignore the unhappy crybaby. Can't please everybody. ::)
#Adsense ETC
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Huh? If Bart places ads on HIS site he get's the the clicks/revenue. Passes it on to the monthly charity and everybody smiles...
Like this :) :) :) :'( :) Ignore the unhappy crybaby. Can't please everybody. ::)
#Adsense ETC
HUH??? Who is doing what here?
I'm asking how do I tell if an ad is ad Bart gets the credit for if I klick. I get the same ads no matter what site I'm on. All I'm asking is how to determine who the ads belong to.
I'll scrath my head on this one.
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I'm asking how do I tell if an ad is ad Bart gets the credit for if I klick. I get the same ads no matter what site I'm on. All I'm asking is how to determine who the ads belong to.
I'll scrath my head on this one.
You clearly don't understand your own question. Why is this so hard for you? Of course YOU get the same ads no matter what site you're on. That happens to everybody. BART GETS THE CLICKS ON HIS OWN SITE! it doesn't matter what ads you see.
What does that mean "sponsored for/by Ellgab?"
You scratch your head, I'll scratch my ballbag on this one.
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HUH??? Who is doing what here?
I'm asking how do I tell if an ad is ad Bart gets the credit for if I klick. I get the same ads no matter what site I'm on. All I'm asking is how to determine who the ads belong to.
I'll scrath my head on this one.
@Exile The advertising identifier on your device, coupled with the cookies on your device and your browsing history determines which ads you get on any site that uses adsense. That is why you tend to see the same ads on multiple sites. The site you are on when you click the add gets credit for the click.
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The advertising identifier on your device, coupled with the cookies on your device and your browsing history determines which ads you get on any site that uses adsense. That is why you tend to see the same ads on multiple sites. The site you are on when you click the add gets credit for the click.
Thanks GS.
That's all I was asking.
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@Exile The advertising identifier on your device, coupled with the cookies on your device and your browsing history determines which ads you get on any site that uses adsense. That is why you tend to see the same ads on multiple sites. The site you are on when you click the add gets credit for the click.
You're saying what I already said. Who doesn't know about cookies and history.
How the Ell wouldn't he? already know that?
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You're saying what I already said. Who doesn't know about cookies and history.
How the Ell wouldn't he? already know that?
@KSM I love ya dude but not everyone is as smart or experienced as you and I. Take a lesson from Vera. Not the “smell the butt†lesson. Not the “lick your balls†lesson. The “chill and show unconditional love†lesson.
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@KSM I love ya dude but not everyone is as smart or experienced as you and I. Take a lesson from Vera. Not the “smell the butt†lesson. Not the “lick your balls†lesson. The “chill and show unconditional love†lesson.
Ya well my karma's higher than yours. ;D
Sorry, Exile.
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Ya well my karma's higher than yours. ;D
Sorry, Exile.
Well you got me there.
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Ya well my karma's higher than yours. ;D
Yes, but his is for a good reason. ;) He's a white night in disguise.
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Yes, but his is for a good reason. ;) He's a white night in disguise.
@PolkaDot Ya wanna go? Lace em' up baby! Prepare to be owned by a penis.
+1 Wasn't for me nobody would have known about your birthday! Look at all the precious karma I scored you 8)
Now let me off this island!!
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Ya wanna go? Lace em' up baby! Prepare to be owned by a penis.
+1 Wasn't for me nobody would have known about your birthday! Look at all the precious karma I scored you 8)
Don't make me +1 you.
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Don't make me +1 you.
You caught me editing :-[
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everybody smiles...
Like this :) :) :) :'( :) Ignore the unhappy crybaby. Can't please everybody. ::)
How can I ignore him after you point him out?
Look at him, all emo beside his 4 happy friends.
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Bart, I have myself on ignore. Have I said anything untoward or acted badly in any way?
Thanks buddy :D
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@Bart Ell
Is this clip something you could write a musical score for and include it in the Christmas Wootacular?
Maybe channel your inner Sergei Prokofiev?
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@Bart Ell
Is this clip something you could write a musical score for and include it in the Christmas Wootacular?
Maybe channel your inner Sergei Prokofiev?
Freaking owl.
Freaking Cobourg.
Freaking Prokofiev.
I do have an idea, though.
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Freaking owl.
Freaking Cobourg.
Freaking Prokofiev.
I do have an idea, though.
Very awesome! :-* +1! ;) ;D
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Dear Barterina
All the posters tonight (9:28 until now) are guys. I'm the only woman here. Did all my girls decide to hit the boy strippers club again but "forget" to invite me? Again? 😿
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Dear Barterina
All the posters tonight (9:28 until now) are guys. I'm the only woman here. Did all my girls decide to hit the boy strippers club again but "forget" to invite me? Again? 😿
@KSM was there and he is a girly boy. Did you consider the rest of the women may have smartened up and are in the kitchen doing their duty by baking treats for their hard working men?
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@Bart Ell
Is this clip something you could write a musical score for and include it in the Christmas Wootacular?
Maybe channel your inner Sergei Prokofiev?
@GravitySucks so who won? The snowy Owl or the red fox?
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@KSM was there and he is a girly boy. Did you consider the rest of the women may have smartened up and are in the kitchen doing their duty by baking treats for their hard working men?
@Chimp Covfefe what kind of hard work do you do?
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@GravitySucks so who won? The snowy Owl or the red fox?
Snowsquatch.
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@KSM was there and he is a girly boy. Did you consider the rest of the women may have smartened up and are in the kitchen doing their duty by baking treats for their hard working men?
I'm an excellent cook. Show me a hard, working man
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@KSM was there and he is a girly boy.
Come to think of it, I love the new skin toner and moisturizer I'm using. Fabulous stuff and I look GrreeeeeaaaT!! (like that tiger at breakfast says) :)
Here it is:
https://www.amazon.ca/Maritime-Naturals-Retinol-Vitamin-Cleanser/dp/B077TG31N1/ref=sr_1_4?m=A1WBPQEW3CTPF2&qid=1574365158&s=merchant-items&sr=1-4
I'm an excellent cook. Show me a hard, working man
@TigerLily I'm an Excellent eater! :D ;)
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Come to think of it, I love the new skin toner and moisturizer I'm using. Fabulous stuff and I look GrreeeeeaaaT!! (like that tiger at breakfast says) :)
Here it is:
https://www.amazon.ca/Maritime-Naturals-Retinol-Vitamin-Cleanser/dp/B077TG31N1/ref=sr_1_4?m=A1WBPQEW3CTPF2&qid=1574365158&s=merchant-items&sr=1-4
COULD YOU BE ANY MORE OF A FUCKIN, LISA!!??? Gooood Loorrrd!! ::) ::) ::)
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I'm an excellent cook. Show me a hard, working man
*Snicker*
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COULD YOU BE ANY MORE OF A FUCKIN, LISA!!??? Gooood Loorrrd!! ::) ::) ::)
I broke a nail opening the seal the day the package arrived. :(
I'm an excellent cook. Show me a hard, working man
Let's try this again
I'm an excellent eater ;) I am a working, hard man - will show!
*Snickers*
Really Satisfies! :P :P :P
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I broke a nail opening the seal the day the package arrived. :(
Let's try this again
I'm an excellent eater ;) I am a working, hard man - will show!
Really Satisfies! :P :P :P
+1 ;D
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@Chimp Covfefe what kind of hard work do you do?
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@Chimp Covfefe
It's a love WORK trice!
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Snowsquatch.
@GravitySucks I love the snow...but I do not love the Snowsquatch.
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@GravitySucks I love the snow...but I do not love the Snowsquatch.
@FISH You really don’t know until you’ve cuddled in a snow cave with a snowsquatch on a polar bear hide. Well, all except for the smell.
#taintsquatch
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Dear Bartini
This showed up in my #Clickacy today. I really don't know what to make of this. I this a message? What do you think?
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Dear Bartini
This showed up in my #Clickacy today. I really don't know what to make of this. I this a message? What do you think?
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@TigerLily I hope Bart will answer for this one!
Were you a fan of INXS?
INXS, Michael Hutchence (22 January 1960 – 22 November 1997) was the ill-fated front man for this '80s pop band. Hutchence named his daughter-- Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily. Just wondering if you are related to Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily?
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@TigerLily I hope Bart will answer for this one!
Were you a fan of INXS?
INXS, Michael Hutchence (22 January 1960 – 22 November 1997) was the ill-fated front man for this '80s pop band. Hutchence named his daughter-- Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily. Just wondering if you are related to Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily?
Yes. I love INXS. Michael Hutchence's untimely death was a tragedy. And yes. I knew that is his daughter's name. Her half sisters all have creative names too. She looks so much like her dad.
Funny. I was going to post a video. Until I noticed you already had. And the one you picked was the one I was going to post
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Yes. I love INXS. Michael Hutchence's untimely death was a tragedy.
If he would have just jerked off like a semi-normal human being then he may still be around.
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@Bart Ell Can the link’s that you have for the Hall of Fame actually be direct links? That way if someone was curious how they got there they could see how they won their glory. Thanks.
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If he would have just jerked off like a semi-normal human being then he may still be around.
Can you imagine how embarrassed his ghost is? A woo is me moment indeed
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@Bart Ell Can the link’s that you have for the Hall of Fame actually be direct links? That way if someone was curious how they got there they could see how they won their glory. Thanks.
Next we will have to issue participation trophies.
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Next we will have to issue participation trophies.
Ribbons would suffice.
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jerked off like a semi-normal human being.
I'm still mastering bating that one.
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Hello, Bart.
I just noticed my Karma points went from 83? to 1511. While I'm grateful for the jump in points, I want to know whether that is that possible.
I'll take them if I deserve them, but if I didn't earn them, please reset me to what I have earned.
Thank you. :)
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I'm still mastering bating that one.
Have faith. You'll soon becum the MasterBaiter. ;) ;D
+1 ;D
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Dear Bartango
There is a complaint two trolls (No. Not PolkaDot and I) are junking up the Tell You Anything thread. Do you like the action or prefer they move to Whatever? Your wish is my command. Usually
Just remember I get "neener, neener, neener" rights on juan if you say to stay
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Dear Bartango
There is a complaint two trolls (No. Not PolkaDot and I) are junking up the Tell You Anything thread. Do you like the action or prefer they move to Whatever? Your wish is my command. Usually
Just remember I get "neener, neener, neener" rights on juan if you say to stay
Is it me? Am I being awful? If it is not me, can I vote if they have to move? I don't have an opinion and would need to borrow one, but this is something I would need to know. To proceed properly.
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Is it me? Am I being awful? If it is not me, can I vote if they have to move? I don't have an opinion and would need to borrow one, but this is something I would need to know. To proceed properly.
You should know by now you have carte blanche. To troll or not to troll. To boot out or not to boot out. To have any opinion or none at all. I have spoken. Even if Bart doesn't agree. But he will. Oh yes, he will
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Is it me? Am I being awful? If it is not me, can I vote if they have to move? I don't have an opinion and would need to borrow one, but this is something I would need to know. To proceed properly.
In 100 years you can guess what @Bart Ell will say. But in a different thread.
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In 100 years you can guess what @Bart Ell will say. But in a different thread.
Ok. I'll wait. :D
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You should know by now you have carte blanche. To troll or not to troll. To boot out or not to boot out. To have any opinion or none at all. I have spoken. Even if Bart doesn't agree. But he will. Oh yes, he will
What a great answer. Thank you.
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Dear Bartango
There is a complaint two trolls (No. Not PolkaDot and I) are junking up the Tell You Anything thread. Do you like the action or prefer they move to Whatever? Your wish is my command. Usually
Just remember I get "neener, neener, neener" rights on juan if you say to stay
@TigerLily Well since yours truly is one of said "trolls" please allow me to say that all is good in the world and there's no need to perpetuate things by reporting an EXTREME MODERATOR to the main administrator!
And why is it that everybody is so quick to slap the troll label on me, huh? I do remarkable things behind the scenes here and I don't brag about it either. Just like I won't be bragging about STANDING IN THE SUB ZERO WEATHER Ringing my kettle bell raising money for the Salvation Army every year since 04!! (but I didn't say that)
BTW 4 of the karmic points I've racked up were from Bart during my delicate handlings of you two ladies. JAYGAB, now there's a troll. You should PM him a warning. I'll back you up.
Step down and fall in, honey. Peace :)
+1 Annie. Fuck Raymond, everybody loves YOU!
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Dear Bartango
There is a complaint two trolls (No. Not PolkaDot and I) are junking up the Tell You Anything thread. Do you like the action or prefer they move to Whatever? Your wish is my command. Usually
Just remember I get "neener, neener, neener" rights on juan if you say to stay
HR told me not to go against the wishes of someone named Juan for fear of THAT'S RACIST being used against me.
So, for that reason alone, @juan wins.
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In 100 years you can guess what @Bart Ell will say. But in a different thread.
People will not have to guess, they will know my words from reading The Bartble.
Yes, I have a #BartComplex.
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People will not have to guess, they will know my words from reading The Bartble.
Yes, I have a #BartComplex.
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Ok. I'll wait. :D
Here or do you have to wait in a different thread? I was confused about which thread the waiting happened in.
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HR told me not to go against the wishes of someone named Juan for fear of THAT'S RACIST being used against me.
So, for that reason alone, @juan wins.
I feel like your being racist by making assumptions based on his name.
Wait a minute....
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@TigerLily Well since yours truly is one of said "trolls" please allow me to say that all is good in the world and there's no need to perpetuate things by reporting an EXTREME MODERATOR to the main administrator!
And why is it that everybody is so quick to slap the troll label on me, huh? I do remarkable things behind the scenes here and I don't brag about it either. Just like I won't be bragging about STANDING IN THE SUB ZERO WEATHER Ringing my kettle bell raising money for the Salvation Army every year since 04!! (but I didn't say that)
BTW 4 of the karmic points I've racked up were from Bart during my delicate handlings of you two ladies. JAYGAB, now there's a troll. You should PM him a warning. I'll back you up.
Step down and fall in, honey. Peace :)
+1 Annie. Fuck Raymond, everybody loves YOU!
Wheee!
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People will not have to guess, they will know my words from reading The Bartble.
Yes, I have a #BartComplex.
Is there an electronic version of the Barble available?
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Here or do you have to wait in a different thread? I was confused about which thread the waiting happened in.
I believe I am doing both at once. I am threadadextrous.
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I believe I am doing both at once. I am threadadextrous.
impressive!
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@TigerLily Well since yours truly is one of said "trolls" please allow me to say that all is good in the world and there's no need to perpetuate things by reporting an EXTREME MODERATOR to the main administrator!
And why is it that everybody is so quick to slap the troll label on me, huh? I do remarkable things behind the scenes here and I don't brag about it either. Just like I won't be bragging about STANDING IN THE SUB ZERO WEATHER Ringing my kettle bell raising money for the Salvation Army every year since 04!! (but I didn't say that)
BTW 4 of the karmic points I've racked up were from Bart during my delicate handlings of you two ladies. JAYGAB, now there's a troll. You should PM him a warning. I'll back you up.
Step down and fall in, honey. Peace :)
+1 Annie. Fuck Raymond, everybody loves YOU!
I didn't call you a troll. I was passing on the Hispanic guy's complaint. So how about some love for the tattletale? :-*
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I didn't call you Garth. I was passing Gas on the Hispanic guy. So how about some eggs for my feet? :-*
WHAAaaaa lady you craaaazy
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You should know by now you have carte blanche. To troll or not to troll. To boot out or not to boot out. To have any opinion or none at all. I have spoken. Even if Bart doesn't agree. But he will. Oh yes, he will
I don't know if I should be concerned or not that this conversation is a) making me laugh, which I appreciate, and b) I am actually following the logic (if you can call it that) in the replies.
I was going to say that trying to think of a good reply was taking too much of a troll on me, but then I decided that pun didn't work. So just forget I wrote it ok?
Thanks. 8)
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I don't know if I should be concerned or not that this conversation is a) making me laugh, which I appreciate, and b) I am actually following the logic (if you can call it that) in the replies.
I was going to say that trying to think of a good reply was taking too much of a troll on me, but then I decided that pun didn't work. So just forget I wrote it ok?
Thanks. 8)
We are all only here to entertain and be entertained! Good to see you @Aquarius
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WHAAaaaa lady you craaaazy
Ok, @KSM, you got me to nearly spit out my iced tea for that one.
Thank you, I needed the laugh! +1, SIR! 8)
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Ok, @KSM, you got me to nearly spit out my iced tea for that one.
Thank you, I needed the laugh! +1, SIR! 8)
Please don’t encourage him!
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We are all only here to entertain and be entertained! Good to see you @Aquarius
Thank you, @PolkaDot!
I don't know if you are aware of this, but your avatar has bee bitching about other stars in recent interviews, like Rihanna for one. She also said "Princess Margaret seeped into me" in reference to her most recent movie role, but tbh I'm afraid to think about what that might look like.
Oh mighty @Bart Ell, is it ok to be posting some stuff here if it's not directly a question for you? (See how I covered my bases there? ;D)
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Ok, @KSM, you got me to nearly spit out my iced tea for that one.
Thank you, I needed the laugh! +1, SIR! 8)
Thank you dear, I'll be here all week. :D
Please don’t encourage him!
Too late. He's uber encouraged.
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WHAAaaaa lady you craaaazy
Full on spit laugh. Thank you
Oh. I just read I'm not supposed to encourage you. About that spit laugh? nm
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Thank you, @PolkaDot!
I don't know if you are aware of this, but your avatar has bee bitching about other stars in recent interviews, like Rihanna for one. She also said "Princess Margaret seeped into me" in reference to her most recent movie role, but tbh I'm afraid to think about what that might look like.
Oh mighty @Bart Ell, is it ok to be posting some stuff here if it's not directly a question for you? (See how I covered my bases there? ;D)
I did not! LOL awesome.
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Please don’t encourage him!
Sorry, it was a temporary lapse while I was laughing.
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Why can't I post on Art Bell Thunderdome? ABA = Ask Bart Anything
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Why can't I post on Art Bell Thunderdome? ABA = Ask Bart Anything
That's where the bodies are kept. ::) Telling me you can't smell them? Whadda ya' hard o smellin?
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That's where the bodies are kept.
Only one body, Art's. Body of Art.
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I don't know if I should be concerned or not that this conversation is a) making me laugh, which I appreciate, and b) I am actually following the logic (if you can call it that) in the replies.
I was going to say that trying to think of a good reply was taking too much of a troll on me, but then I decided that pun didn't work. So just forget I wrote it ok?
Thanks. 8)
@Aquarius
What do you call a short troll?
abridge troll ;)
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@Aquarius
What do you call a short troll?
abridged troll ;)
FIFY, @FISH. ;D
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@Aquarius @FISH let's all smite the jaygab guy :D Do it!! I will if you will. Currently at 59..
EDIT UPDATE: So one of you actually praised the asshole? Good Lord. He's a complete jackass trolling bitch. I'll praise each of you if you'll do it..
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@Aquarius @FISH let's all smite the jaygab guy :D Do it!! I will if you will. Currently at 59..
EDIT UPDATE: So one of you actually praised the asshole? Good Lord. He's a complete jackass trolling bitch. I'll praise each of you if you'll do it..
Oh dear. Not into much smiting lately, only the very occasional one for a specific reason, never random.
I didn't praise him, but I prefer to save my rare smites for others.
I'm sure you can find some willing participants, he's bound to tick somebody off at some point, it seems most of us do, intentionally or not. ;D
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@Aquarius @FISH let's all smite the jaygab guy :D Do it!! I will if you will. Currently at 59..
EDIT UPDATE: So one of you actually praised the asshole? Good Lord. He's a complete jackass trolling bitch. I'll praise each of you if you'll do it..
Done 8)
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Done 8)
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PLUS ONE BABYCAKES!!
yes I got the bid
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Dammit. He's still at 59! Somebody is praising him!!!
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Dammit. He's still at 59! Somebody is praising him!!!
Two someones. He was at 61 after I smote him
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Why can't I post on Art Bell Thunderdome? ABA = Ask Bart Anything
Good question. +1 ;) ;D
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Dammit. He's still at 59! Somebody is praising him!!!
Maybe someone finds his kooky antics likeable!! Maybe he is a good guy acting a part. Couldn't that be?
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Maybe someone finds his kooky antics likeable!! Maybe he is a good guy acting a part. Couldn't that be?
Nah ... ;)
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Maybe someone finds his kooky antics likeable!! Maybe he is a good guy acting a part. Couldn't that be?
Though I don't particularly like him, I like the idea of jaygab. His shtick isn't clever but he does stand in contrast to an atmosphere that, at times, comes across as rather aspartame, where the substance of posts is not as important as giving likes in return for likes...which gets confused for actually being liked. Don't get me wrong, Bartland is the bees' knees, and I enjoy some of the posts and the perception I have of those who pen them; I'll even give out likes if a post is compelling for whatever reason, it's just that viewing the whole karma thing as a homeroom-type Popularity Contest to be taken seriously isn't my thing. For some, it's a game and their participation is fun and ironic. That's different and I actually enjoy that. Your mileage may vary.
Besides, it's almost like he either doesn't care or actually wants to be smited. Hmmmmm
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Though I don't particularly like him, I like the idea of jaygab. His shtick isn't clever but he does stand in contrast to an atmosphere that, at times, comes across as rather aspartame, where the substance of posts is not as important as giving likes in return for likes...which gets confused for actually being liked. Don't get me wrong, Bartland is the bees' knees, and I enjoy some of the posts and the perception I have of those who pen them; I'll even give out likes if a post is compelling for whatever reason, it's just that viewing the whole karma thing as a homeroom-type Popularity Contest to be taken seriously isn't my thing. For some, it's a game and their participation is fun and ironic. That's different and I actually enjoy that. Your mileage may vary.
Besides, it's almost like he either doesn't care or actually wants to be smited. Hmmmmm
He's an asshole from the board I used to run for a few years called, you guessed it JayGab! Damn, my tweets were funny! ;D Feces bucket challenge LMAO
Here's a screenshot of it when I first started it up. But the guy's an asshooooole
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He's an asshole from the board I used to run for a few years called, you guessed it JayGab! Damn, my tweets were funny! ;D Feces bucket challenge LMAO
Here's a screenshot of it when I first started it up. But the guy's an asshooooole
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So is he like your stalker? :O
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@DynamoHum He's not trolling me or anything but it is a little odd that he uses that name. ::) Back then he went by, GRUMP. Think he's a jail guard from Minnesota. I dunno, don't care. If I must I'll moderate him extremely. ;D
BTW I don't like 1499. So now you're 1500.
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@DynamoHum He's not trolling me or anything but it is a little odd that he uses that name. ::) Back then he went by, GRUMP. Think he's a jail guard from Minnesota. I dunno, don't care. If I must I'll moderate him extremely. ;D
Maybe he missed you and his gruff and arseholey exterior is his way of giving you manly affection.
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his way of giving you manly affection.
Eeewwww
Even if he is a jail guard his nightstick's no match for mine. I'll club his ass head silly.
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@DynamoHum He's not trolling me or anything but it is a little odd that he uses that name. ::) Back then he went by, GRUMP. Think he's a jail guard from Minnesota. I dunno, don't care. If I must I'll moderate him extremely. ;D
BTW I don't like 1499. So now you're 1500.
Grump seems on the nose.
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@PolkaDot Wine or whiskey after dinner? Or special coffee even :)
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@PolkaDot Wine or whiskey after dinner? Or special coffee even :)
I slept like crap last night, so no coffee tonight- I want to sleep. Whiskey sounds nice.
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I slept like crap last night, so no coffee tonight- I want to sleep. Whiskey sounds nice.
Enjoy a single malt highland scotch. Neat, ice on side, nose it.. nose it again add a little ice (optional) wait one minute nose it again and enjoy :) OMG I think I'm gonna do that!
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So fucking popular all the sudden. Moron bitches, get a fucking life. it'd be easy to be liked here just add a cat avatar throw in a few puke inducing memes and I'm off to the races. When I was 12 I put our cat in the dryer. Died three days later. Not saying I'd do it again but it was hilarious at the time. Everybody does shit like that, I'm just big enough to admit it.
Leave me out of your lame discussions and ask that Bart something. Idiots, every single one of you.
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So fucking popular all the sudden. Moron bitches, get a fucking life. it'd be easy to be liked here just add a cat avatar throw in a few puke inducing memes and I'm off to the races. When I was 12 I put our cat in the dryer. Died three days later. Not saying I'd do it again but it was hilarious at the time. Everybody does shit like that, I'm just big enough to admit it.
Leave me out of your lame discussions and ask that Bart something. Idiots, every single one of you.
Yep, same kind hearted soul. Ain't changed a bit.
Bart, do you drink coffee on a regular basis? I have to drink decaf during the week.
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Bart, do you drink coffee on a regular basis? I have to drink decaf during the week.
I can drink coffee and then take a nap.
Know why?
I AM THE BOSS OF ME!
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I can drink coffee and then take a nap.
Know why?
I AM THE BOSS OF ME!
Inferring that I am not the "boss of ME"? I really feel like I am. Pretty sure although I'm not a napper because I like to pack it all in while the sun is down. I do the decaf because unlike normal coffee it doesn't create an adrenaline debt and has negative (sluggish) effects on my workouts. This could mean that I have not yet mastered the art of being me but I'm pretty sure I am. Hmm
Just a second, gonna try a quick nap right now as I had really strong coffee today between 3-4 pm. Hold on..
………………………………………………. time elapsed 46 minutes...…. Ahhh that was good! I feel very refreshed after a 46 minute nap. I am now ready to take on the rest of my evening as the BOSS OF MEeeee!
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What have I missed?
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What have I missed?
Some guy bragged about putting his cat in the dryer. Read back a bit.. yikes @Spookcat
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What have I missed?
Where have you been?
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What have I missed?
Long time no see!
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Some guy bragged about putting his cat in the dryer. Read back a bit.. yikes @Spookcat
Animal abuse is a federal crime now in the states.
Where have you been?
Got caught up in a few things.
Long time no see!
Happy Turkey Murder Day!
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Animal abuse is a federal crime now in the states.
Got caught up in a few things.
Happy Turkey Murder Day!
In all fairness anytime you eat meat you’ve murdered something.
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Animal abuse is a federal crime now in the states.
Got caught up in a few things.
Happy Turkey Murder Day!
@Spookcat Turns out I've got a big enough dryer for your fuckin' high horse too. Ya' might wanna jump off toots!
+1 polka! Gal you eat that dead bird!
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Animal abuse is a federal crime now in the states.
Got caught up in a few things.
Happy Turkey Murder Day!
Hope all is well with you.
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In all fairness anytime you eat meat you’ve murdered something.
Love ya, PolkaDot, but not so. Commercial meat is murdered before it's purchased and consumed. It's not the comsumer's fault that they're programmed to consider meat products the same as anything else off the shelf at a supermarket. That's why when I say grace prior to consuming a meal, I give thanks to the animal for giving it's life, and honor it for it's sacrifice. Yes, it sounds silly, corny, or whatever, but I do it.
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Love ya, PolkaDot, but not so. Commercial meat is murdered before it's purchased and consumed. It's not the comsumer's fault that a That's why when I say grace prior to consuming a meal, I give thanks to the animal for giving it's life, and honor it for it's sacrifice. Yes, it sounds silly, corny, or whatever, but I do it.
This is a ridiculous statement. If you choose to consume something that was once alive then you’ve chosen to either kill it or have it killed. There’s no magic fairy dust that changes that. It’s not programming, it’s a lack of logical thought. You kill it by buying it.
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This is a ridiculous statement. If you choose to consume something that was once alive then you’ve chosen to either kill it or have it killed. There’s no magic fairy dust that changes that. It’s not programming, it’s a lack of logical thought. You kill it by buying it.
Starr, she's right dear.
The leather jacket I wore to dinner tonight had parents.. so do your leather flip flops or whatever else. Or your purse..
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Starr, she's right dear.
The leather jacket I wore to dinner tonight had parents.. so do your leather flip flops or whatever else. Or your purse..
Damn, now I’m going to think of my car seats differently. ;)
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Damn, now I’m going to think of my car seats differently. ;)
Yeah, and those too. Oh, my leather boots that I still have on. Annnd this guitar strap below. It's a beauty and blends in with me hair :) $180. of mom or daddy cow
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@Bart Ell , why are there always hundreds of guests visiting EllGab but so few members/posters?
Also is it Ok that @KSM is only wearing his boots and guitar in your thread? I don’t mind but it seems a bit forward.
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@Bart Ell , why are there always hundreds of guests visiting EllGab but so few members/posters?
Also is it Ok that @KSM is only wearing his boots and guitar in your thread? I don’t mind but it seems a bit forward.
Link, PLEASE! ;D ;D ;D
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Link, PLEASE! ;D ;D ;D
And now Starr wants video!?! What kind of thread are you running here?
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And now Starr wants video!?! What kind of thread are you running here?
Wait. This is not my thread! But, um, if ya have the link, I won't object. ;D
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@Bart Ell , why are there always hundreds of guests visiting EllGab but so few members/posters?
Also is it Ok that @KSM is only wearing his boots and guitar in your thread? I don’t mind but it seems a bit forward.
Um, I have to wear the low hung guitar to protect my modesty. Like really!!
The other members are bots and all kinds of other cocktails of offline guests and members alike. I'll bet your buddy jaygab is looking for shit right now without being signed in.
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Um, I have to wear the low hung guitar to protect my modesty. Like really!!
The other members are bots and all kinds of other cocktails of offline guests and members alike. I'll bet your buddy jaygab is looking for shit right now without being signed in.
Hate that fucker.
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Hate that fucker.
I have him on ignore. Dude ain't right
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I have him on ignore. Dude ain't right
Truth
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The other members are bots and all kinds of other cocktails of offline guests and members alike. I'll bet your buddy jaygab is looking for shit right now without being signed in.
Extreme moderator is right.
Extremely right.
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Having my Christmas staff/crew party at my house this year for the first time ever and my wife hates their wives. Bart, how do I tell my two jackasses that their skanky muffintops shouldn't come? I'm going to save about $800. by doing it this way so for the first home hosted staff event ever I'm gonna cheap out.
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Having my Christmas staff/crew party at my house this year for the first time ever and my wife hates their wives. Bart, how do I tell my two jackasses that their skanky muffintops shouldn't come? I'm going to save about $800. by doing it this way so for the first staff event I'm gonna cheap out.
Use this on the invitations.
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@Bart Ell What do you want for Christmas?
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@Bart Ell What do you want for Christmas?
A peach that tastes like a peach.
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@Bart Ell What do you want for Christmas?
@damon Let's ask you the same question: Damon, what do you want for Christmas? Serious! I want to know.
I want moose knuckles and beef curtains.
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@damon Let's ask you the same question: Damon, what do you want for Christmas? Serious! I want to know.
I want moose knuckles and beef curtains.
@KSM , I would like to have Falkie and Heather Wade to be cell mates roommates and take over Coast to Coast am.
@Bart Ell Are you going to take over Coast to Coast Am??
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@KSM , I would like to have Falkie and Heather Wade to be cell mates roommates and take over Coast to Coast am.
Damon, Bart's plate is rather full, he won't be taking on anymore international responsibilities. He's running for office in Winnipeg or some shit.
What's a falkie? I used to know a guy named Ron Heather, he worked at a lumber yard. He's dead now (blew his head clean off) because he didn't know who he was meant to be. From about 8AM he was Ron and then shit always went bad as he transitioned into Heather for the rest of the day. OMG the tampons he used to send his underlings out for. Never used any of them, want a box? Alas, I always thought of him as Ron but I think it was Heather that shot him. :'(
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@Bart Ell is there something you want to tell us?
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The only BIG news is the closing of the forum January 1. NTBA
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The only BIG news is the closing of the forum January 1. NTBA
That's not funny
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That's not funny
Wasn't trying to be funny. For once
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@Bart Ell is there something you want to tell us?
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Elvis had sexy lips.
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Tell me what you think. Thank you. Heh, heh, heh. ;) ;D ;D ;D
https://twitter.com/i/status/1165488073523826688
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Tell me what you think. Thank you. Heh, heh, heh. ;) ;D ;D ;D
https://twitter.com/i/status/1165488073523826688
LOL! That really was good. Weird Al would be proud.
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LOL! That really was good. Weird Al would be proud.
Thank you, ShayP. ;)
It's one of the best videos I've seen in a while. ;D
+1 :)
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So what's a Foghat.
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So what's a Foghat.
In the form of a question, please.
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In the form of a question, please.
Hello Bartman, the fella's and I were wondering what a Foghat was? I'm actually asking for @ShayP Coz he wants to change the station when Foghat comes on. what say you
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Hello Bartman, the fella's and I were wondering what a Foghat was? I'm actually asking for @ShayP Coz he wants to change the station when Foghat comes on. what say you
@Christmas Farm Penis Now now now Penis. I said I wanted to, but I was in a classic rock mood and was hoping for some Molly Hatchet to come on. No need to get Bart into this. ;D
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@Christmas Farm Penis Now now now Penis. I said I wanted to, but I was in a classic rock mood and was hoping for some Molly Hatchet to come on. No need to get Bart into this. ;D
That flirtin with disaster song drives me NUTS! The nasally vocals are an abomination. You're only a few years older than me, isn't Molly Hatchet a little before your time? Guess I don't know much about them.
I just want to know what a Foghat is and should I pick one up.
Hmm the N button on my keyboard is not responding unless I hit it hard. Bart what can I do about the N?
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That flirtin with disaster song drives me NUTS! The nasally vocals are an abomination. You're only a few years older than me, isn't Molly Hatchet a little before your time? Guess I don't know much about them.
I just want to know what a Foghat is and should I pick one up.
Hmm the N button on my keyboard is not responding unless I hit it hard. Bart what can I do about the N?
@Christmas Farm Penis I'm soon to be 49 and I guess some of these groups are before my time but I dig music and remember these songs from when I was kid. The band Foghat got it's name from some made up name for a fishing hat. Fucking Brits. Anyway, I love Metal and Classic rock the most. Not that you asked. Just sayin'. ;)
I agree with the nasally vocals with Molly Hatchet. Still rock to it at times though. It's sort of a random craving for certain songs.
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Hello Bartman, the fella's and I were wondering what a Foghat was? I'm actually asking for @ShayP Coz he wants to change the station when Foghat comes on. what say you
No idea, seems like hippies trying to rock to me.
I hate hippies.
I also hate bands with mustaches and long hair.
Thankfully it is mostly hippies doing that so I am not missing out on much.
I do appreciate how this guy starts a song, though
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No idea, seems like hippies trying to rock to me.
I hate hippies.
I also hate bands with mustaches and long hair.
So you hate Spinal Tap? Well at least the bass player. :o Plus hippies aren't a thing anymore. Just hipsters and other dregs of society. ;)
Anyway, I liked the remake of Kick Out The Jams that was done by Bad Brains w/Henry Rollins for the Pump up the Volume soundtrack.
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So you hate Spinal Tap? Well at least the bass player. :o Plus hippies aren't a thing anymore. Just hipsters and other dregs of society. ;)
Anyway, I liked the remake of Kick Out The Jams that was done by Bad Brains w/Henry Rollins for the Pump up the Volume soundtrack.
Spinal Tap were hippies who stuffed in an attempt to ride the wave of real rock.
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Spinal Tap were hippies who stuffed in an attempt to ride the wave of real rock.
#fakenews It was satire.
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#fakenews It was satire.
Satire?
You question their ability to rock or their stuffing?
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No idea, seems like hippies trying to rock to me.
I hate hippies.
I also hate bands with mustaches and long hair.
Musicians with long hair and moustaches are the fucking worst! They look like Muppets! But the ones that ALSO wear SANDALS????? I can't murder enough kittens to satisfy my bloodlust when I see such abominations on a stage.
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Musicians with long hair and moustaches are the fucking worst! They look like Muppets! But the ones that ALSO wear SANDALS????? I can't murder enough kittens to satisfy my bloodlust when I see such abominations on a stage.
And watches.
We already know what time it is - time to fucking rock.
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So you hate Spinal Tap? Well at least the bass player. :o Plus hippies aren't a thing anymore. Just hipsters and other dregs of society. ;)
Anyway, I liked the remake of Kick Out The Jams that was done by Bad Brains w/Henry Rollins for the Pump up the Volume soundtrack.
I hate to butt in...butt hipsters is the long version of hippies. (Hippies were hipsters). Continue with your bromance/classic rock obsession.
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Musicians with long hair and moustaches are the fucking worst! They look like Muppets! But the ones that ALSO wear SANDALS????? I can't murder enough kittens to satisfy my bloodlust when I see such abominations on a stage.
Sandals suck no matter what. My opinion of course. Does it have to be the combination of mustache and long hair that sets you off? I mean, what about Uriah Heap? C'mon! ;D
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I hate to butt in...butt hipsters is the long version of hippies. (Hippies were hipsters). Continue with your bromance/classic rock obsession.
Today's hipsters have evolved into another species of the past hipster. They are not yesterday's hipster. They are to be smited and crushed beneath our feet. Nothing like seeing some asshole looking like a wayward lumberjack wandering around the inner city with his flannel shirt, skinny jeans, and thick framed glasses so they accent the emotionless (or sad) expression on his face. Add a beanie cap for good measure and the typical lack of personal hygiene. I am now pissed envisioning these assholes.
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And watches.
We already know what time it is - time to fucking rock.
Who wears a watch on stage?
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Today's hipsters have evolved into another species of the past hipster. They are not yesterday's hipster. They are to be smited and crushed beneath our feet. Nothing like seeing some asshole looking like a wayward lumberjack wandering around the inner city with his flannel shirt, skinny jeans, and thick framed glasses so they accent the emotionless (or sad) expression on his face. Add a beanie cap for good measure and the typical lack of personal hygiene. I am now pissed envisioning these assholes.
Now you sound like your father. ;)
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@Bart Ell Are you going to have any special WOO WOO for New Year's eve going into New Year's day?
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@Bart Ell Are you going to have any special WOO WOO for New Year's eve going into New Year's day?
@damon The answer to that is, no. Just this Friday December 20th. Bart would've answered but he's currently building a fort in the spare room.
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@damon The answer to that is, no. Just this Friday December 20th. Bart would've answered but he's currently building a fort in the spare room.
OK. So he is getting ready for the zombie army to invade his place?
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OK. So he is getting ready for the zombie army to invade his place?
Bart likes forts. He's odd that way:-\ So I'm staying up late doing moderator things in order to make my moderating quota for this quarter lest I loose my prestigious title. Don't worry Damon, you're good. Real good!
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Bart likes forts. He's odd that way:-\ So I'm staying up late doing moderator things in order to make my moderating quota for this quarter lest I loose my prestigious title. Don't worry Damon, you're good. Real good!
+1 for your good and kind Heart. ;)
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@Bart Ell Are you going to have any special WOO WOO for New Year's eve going into New Year's day?
It is racist to recognize a new year and not a new day.
Happy Sunday, @damon
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It is racist to recognize a new year and not a new day.
Happy Sunday, @damon
OK @Bart Ell Can you do a woo woo video for each of the known New Years and one for all of the known new days too? BTW @Bart Ell Merry happy new Sunday and happy new week too.
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What's the deal with Ghost BEP and when is he returning
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What's the deal with Ghost BEP and when is he returning
That's a question for @Chimp Covfefe and his woo tv.
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@Bart Ell I have a very IMPORTANT question for you. Are you planning to have an AWESOME CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR? Thank you for your time @Bart Ell .
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@Bart Ell when is the next bart doodle?
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@Bart Ell I have a very IMPORTANT question for you. Are you planning to have an AWESOME CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR? Thank you for your time @Bart Ell .
I plan on having an awesome every day, sir.
So far so good.
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@Bart Ell when is the next bart doodle?
I have become too beautiful to draw.
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Granted I've only seen the wootacular finale once so far, but what part was Noory voicing?
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Granted I've only seen the wootacular finale once so far, but what part was Noory voicing?
None.
He was singing and looking pretty.
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Bartstein
Without the Woo, how can you spice up this place a bit? The drapes match the carpet too much
#NoMonotonousMonotone
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Bartstein
Without the Woo, how can you spice up this place a bit? The drapes match the carpet too much
#NoMonotonousMonotone
#ValentineWoo
stay tuned
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Bartstein
Without the Woo, how can you spice up this place a bit? The drapes match the carpet too much
#NoMonotonousMonotone
The problem seems to be that there is carpet instead of hardwood.
How can I?
Why so lazy, Statler?
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#ValentineWoo
stay tuned
Not if there is carpet!
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The problem seems to be that there is carpet instead of hardwood.
How can I?
Why so lazy, Statler?
You mean I have to supply my own hardwood?
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Dear Bartmas
I'm somewhat concerned about my standing with Santa. Is it possible to be both naughty and nice?
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Dear Bartmas
I'm somewhat concerned about my standing with Santa. Is it possible to be both naughty and nice?
That depends on the ways of being naughty.
Santa is fine with whoreish naughty but frowns upon sweeping the leg of a piss stained senor citizen not named Falkie or Brig.
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You mean I have to supply my own hardwood?
Oh, nice avatar.
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Dear Bartmas
I'm somewhat concerned about my standing with Santa. Is it possible to be both naughty and nice?
Yes. If you get the balance between the two right, it can be very interesting! Or so a friend tells me...
P.S. Great avatar!
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Not if there is carpet!
I once had carpet burn on my knees that lasted four months. By God she took forever :-\ Wark St, Victoria BC. Was short on the rent - landlady lived upstairs.
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Oh, nice avatar.
Thank you, Annie
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Thank you, Annie
Happy day to you
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Happy day to you
And to you as well. Yes, TL has a nice one. AV that is :)
@Bart Ell What were you playing (guitar) at the end of Lie Like Whitley?
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@Bart Ell What were you playing (guitar) at the end of Lie Like Whitley?
A Raven that I bought for $10 earlier that day.
It had 12-56 strings on it... probably the original ones from the 60's.
It did not stay in tune and made more noise than a Bill prude alert.
I meant to go back and redo it but never got around to it so I just buried it.
It looks like this one.
These were department store guitars.
They do not age well.
Kinda worth the $10, though.
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A Raven that I bought for $10 earlier that day.
It had 12-56 strings on it... probably the original ones from the 60's.
It did not stay in tune and made more noise than a Bill prude alert.
I meant to go back and redo it but never got around to it so I just buried it.
It looks like this one.
These were department store guitars.
They do not age well.
Kinda worth the $10, though.
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Well...……………...I did not expect that! I was going to say in my post that it definitely wasn't a Gibby or Fender. I have a Raven Gibson SG copy. Looks like the original Angus Young. It is the worst piece of garbage one can comprehend. Hangs on the wall above my work bench - dusty as hell.
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These guitars are great. Saw off the neck just above the body. Drill an appropriate hole in each. Insert a short length of wooden dowel and push together. At the loud conclusion of the gig, the lead player swaps to this one, runs to the front of the stage and smashes the guitar. The dowel breaks rather than the guitar.. Retrieve the axe, and have a roadie replace the dowel on the bus. Repeat.
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These guitars are great. Saw off the neck just above the body. Drill an appropriate hole in each. Insert a short length of wooden dowel and push together. At the loud conclusion of the gig, the lead player swaps to this one, runs to the front of the stage and smashes the guitar. The dowel breaks rather than the guitar.. Retrieve the axe, and have a roadie replace the dowel on the bus. Repeat.
The dowel may be more expensive, though.
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These guitars are great. Saw off the neck just above the body. Drill an appropriate hole in each. Insert a short length of wooden dowel and push together. At the loud conclusion of the gig, the lead player swaps to this one, runs to the front of the stage and smashes the guitar. The dowel breaks rather than the guitar.. Retrieve the axe, and have a roadie replace the dowel on the bus. Repeat.
Is there a similar trick for biting the heads off chickens?
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OMG! I LOVE your avatar!!! ;D :-*
+1 ;)
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Bart Ell,
Who is Barf Ell?
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Bart Ell,
Who is Barf Ell?
I am a GOD among men.
Naturally people do what they can do honor me.
Some take the Mad Magazine route to show their love for my grandness.
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I am a GOD among men.
Naturally people do what they can do honor me.
Some take the Mad Magazine route to show their love for my grandness.
Don't forget women
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Don't forget women
I am more of an object of desire to women.
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Am I going to be one the new Zoo occupants? If so I would really like my own cage. I never shared hotel rooms so I've no plans to start now.
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Are the zoo people still active or are they dust by now? And I will take my answer on the air @Bart Ell . Thanks
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I am more of an object of desire to women.
You will get no argument from me
Dear Bartman
A lot of people are complaining behind your back about the loss of karma. I don't care. My karma is in excellent shape. But I don't like so many complaining. It's bad karma
Soo ... Why did you get rid of karma points? Are you going to restore it? Asking for many friends and acquaintances
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A lot of people are complaining behind your back about the loss of karma. I don't care. My karma is in excellent shape. But I don't like so many complaining. It's bad karma
Soo ... Why did you get rid of karma points? Are you going to restore it? Asking for many friends and acquaintances
Plus 1!! actually I did it ;D
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Am I going to be one the new Zoo occupants? If so I would really like my own cage. I never shared hotel rooms so I've no plans to start now.
What was your crime? Be sorry and behave, Mr. Man.
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IT'S A SECOND CHRISTMAS, MIRACLE!!!
FUCK YOU ALL!!
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What was your crime? Be sorry and behave, Mr. Man.
For I have committed no crime. But still I'll burrrrnnnn ;D
But you're right. Going to turn over a new leaf. Gonna straighten up and fly right!
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Gonna straighten up and fly right!
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@juan Great song. Those recordings were lightning in a bottle and you've got to love the smooooth ear candy of the Les Paul rhythm/neck pickup. Unmistakable sound right there.
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For I have committed no crime. But still I'll burrrrnnnn ;D
But you're right. Going to turn over a new leaf. Gonna straighten up and fly right!
You might need this
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You might need this
@anniem the old me reeaally wants to make some off color jokes...….. Like: Oh that's not gonna fit! ;D But new me will take the high road.
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@anniem the old me reeaally wants to make some off color jokes...….. Like: Oh that's not gonna fit! ;D But new me will take the high road.
LOL! Uh oh, I laughed at the old you. Looks like I fell off the high road today. Goodness, only one day into 2020!!
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You will get no argument from me
Dear Bartman
A lot of people are complaining behind your back about the loss of karma. I don't care. My karma is in excellent shape. But I don't like so many complaining. It's bad karma
Soo ... Why did you get rid of karma points? Are you going to restore it? Asking for many friends and acquaintances
I didn't get rid of it.
I know the code ninjas were fixing some glitches with the database.
If it was gone it was them turning it off while the other stuff got fixed.
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I didn't get rid of it.
I know the code ninjas were fixing some glitches with the database.
If it was gone it was them turning it off while the other stuff got fixed.
Plausible DeNyeLLability?
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You might need this
Bart, is it true if anyone touches Annie’s halo it burns them? Asking for KSM.
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Plausible DeNyeLLability?
I would never get rid of it.
Do you see the way grown adults actually know if they gain or lose one point?
It's hilarious!
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Bart, is it true if anyone touches Annie’s halo it burns them? Asking for KSM.
FALSE!
She is Satan and the halo is a prop.
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FALSE!
She is Satan and the halo is a prop.
What!?!? Nooooooooo!!!!!! :(
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What!?!? Nooooooooo!!!!!! :(
A true angel never shows their halo.
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A true angel never shows their halo.
I need to get a halo. Do they come in platinum?
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I need to get a halo. Do they come in platinum?
Satan will offer you anything you desire.
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I would never get rid of it.
Do you see the way grown adults actually know if they gain or lose one point?
It's hilarious!
It really is. Who would have thunk it.
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FALSE!
She is Satan and the halo is a prop.
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I need to get a halo. Do they come in platinum?
Yes they do!
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It really is. Who would have thunk it.
The Bart would have.
The Bart did.
You got to profit from it.
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The Bart would have.
The Bart did.
You got to profit from it.
Damn. That’s right. I still have $2500 in Bart Buck$
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Satan will offer you anything you desire.
Not a lobster bisque. I ordered one, he can't make those worth a shit!!
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Not a lobster bisque. I ordered one, he can't make those worth a shit!!
That's because you used up your last Satanic wish when you asked to be EXTREME MODERATOR.
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Not a lobster bisque. I ordered one, he can't make those worth a shit!!
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That's because you used up your last Satanic wish when you asked to be EXTREME MODERATOR.
Yeah well it's not all that it's cracked up to be. The 72 virgins you promised were dudes, all named Garth BTW - WTF? Thankfully the flame thrower I previously asked for was the real deal as I toasted them all immediately. I just never know what I'm getting with all these, "powers" that I'm promised. OOooooo
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Yeah well it's not all that it's cracked up to be. The 72 virgins you promised were dudes
Chimp was confused with the hair.
He handles the virgins.
At least they were virgins before he handled them.
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Chimp was confused with the hair.
He handles the virgins.
At least they were virgins before he handled them.
Yeah well what chimp hasn't told you is that I uuused him like a rotisserie attachment. He ate my watch, had to get it out somehow :-\
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Yeah well what chimp hasn't told you is that I uuused him like a rotisserie attachment. He ate my watch, had to get it out somehow :-\
I bit your arm when you tried to blow me in my sleep you girly boy
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I bit your arm when you tried to blow me in my sleep you girly boy
That wasn't my arm. Common mistake others have made. It's a gift - and a curse :-\
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That wasn't my arm. Common mistake others have made. It's a gift - and a curse :-\
Then you should have that thing looked at. The fingers and thumb look infected.
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Yeah well what chimp hasn't told you is that I uuused him like a rotisserie attachment. He ate my watch, had to get it out somehow :-\
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@Bluejay That's right! I set them and forgeot them!!
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Then you should have that thing looked at. The fingers and thumb look infected.
You are referring to my one in the pink four in the stink fingers.
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You are referring to my one in the pink four in the stink fingers.
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LOLOL "He's got a pinky that's brown" AAaaaahahahaha ;D
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Dear Bartucius
Just noticed we now have a Top Right Corner newsflash. Are you concerned it will soon be considered Fake News by a few malcontents? Best be prepared to identify your sources. Although that will hardly matter
P.S. While Walking in the Winter Woods with my White Wolves, I believe I spotted a mess of filthy animals hibernating in an obvious den of inequity that looked shockingly like @KSM 's man cave. Are those the animals you are looking for?
Keep Ellgab Filth Free
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P.S. While Walking in the Winter Woods with my White Wolves, I believe I spotted a mess of filthy animals hibernating in an obvious den of inequity that looked shockingly like @KSM 's man cave. Are those the animals you are looking for?
Keep Ellgab Filth Free
I'm glad my half of Vera wasn't around to read that.
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Dear Bartucius
Just noticed we now have a Top Right Corner newsflash. Are you concerned it will soon be considered Fake News by a few malcontents? Best be prepared to identify your sources. Although that will hardly matter
P.S. While Walking in the Winter Woods with my White Wolves, I believe I spotted a mess of filthy animals hibernating in an obvious den of inequity that looked shockingly like @KSM 's man cave. Are those the animals you are looking for?
Keep Ellgab Filth Free
By his man cave do you mean his mind?
Go easy, it is cold up there, man.
Where he lives, not in his mind.
Actually...
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By his man cave do you mean his mind?
Go easy, it is cold up there, man.
Where he lives, not in his mind.
Actually...
Oh I saw her milling around outside my cave door. Her and her mangy mutts. She almost got the guts to knock but she knew if she did I would've Filthy Animalized her.
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And don't forget God!
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Should I be concerned that the last few Ads I've seen here are for 78 different sizes of bras, lesbian owned banks, and Longwood University?
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Should I be concerned that the last few Ads I've seen here are for 78 different sizes of bras, lesbian owned banks, and Longwood University?
No.
Your post sounds like @KSM describing a dream he had.
Slapping the long wood between the lesbian titties.
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Should I be concerned that the last few Ads I've seen here are for 78 different sizes of bras, lesbian owned banks, and Longwood University?
Just click and don’t worry.
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Should I be concerned that the last few Ads I've seen here are for 78 different sizes of bras, lesbian owned banks, and Longwood University?
That reminds me. I always go bra shopping during January sales. Maybe the #Clickacy gods will smile upon me and materialize a good site if I pray really loud
#Clickacy Gods. I ask thee to render upon me a decent BRA SHOPPING site. Awomen
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That reminds me. I always go bra shopping during January sales. Maybe the #Clickacy gods will smile upon me and materialize a good site if I pray really loud
#Clickacy Gods. I ask thee to render upon me a decent BRA SHOPPING site. Awomen
new lingerie is the best! Best luck! May #Clickacy bestow bra gifts upon you.
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No.
Your post sounds like @KSM describing a dream he had.
Slapping the long wood between the lesbian titties.
They weren't lesbians and if they were they sure as Ell ain't now ;) GRAoWrrouugggrrrr
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"Rikki "Bimbo" Gins Lounge"
Have I missed something?
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"Rikki "Bimbo" Gins Lounge"
Have I missed something?
Yes. 100 years ago thread.
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"Rikki "Bimbo" Gins Lounge"
Have I missed something?
HA! I had not noticed
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You might need this
Is that a flexi cock ring?
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I bit your arm when you tried to blow me in my sleep you girly boy
Look! A gay monkey.
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And don't forget God!
Or the color blue. Or....
WTF, Sofia. Are you having a Tootsie brain fart?
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Is that a flexi cock ring?
NO.
It is an angelic halo.
So you know who is who.
:D
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No.
Your post sounds like @KSM describing a dream he had.
Slapping the long wood between the lesbian titties.
Yeah, but it wasn't hard wood, was it?
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That reminds me. I always go bra shopping during January sales. Maybe the #Clickacy gods will smile upon me and materialize a good site if I pray really loud
#Clickacy Gods. I ask thee to render upon me a decent BRA SHOPPING site. Awomen
Tell me what size and I will order for you.
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NO.
It is an angelic halo.
So you know who is who.
:D
Well, if it were a flexi cock ring, you would know it is me.
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NO.
It is an angelic halo.
So you know who is who.
:D
...by where they choose to wear it.
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Tell me what size and I will order for you.
About a good handful. If you have big hands
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About a good handful
Dear God in Heaven. Or Bart since God seems to be confused. I pray for a good bra site and I get this
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What the Hell kind of clothing is this, Bart?
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Dear God in Heaven. Or Bart since God seems to be confused. I pray for a good bra site and I get this
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What the Hell kind of clothing is this, Bart?
They look like painters pants. Little short but they do.
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They look like painters pants. Little short but they do.
Don't they look like they fit a little ... oddly? And is that black velcro? And why are you answering my prayer to Bart?
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Don't they look like they fit a little ... oddly? And is that black velcro? And why are you answering my prayer to Bart?
No, anybody can put those on and they'll look the same. You could wear those and look like I'm in your pants.
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No, anybody can put those on and they'll look the same. You could wear those and look like I'm in your pants.
You wish
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What the Hell kind of clothing is this, Bart?
The kind an assclown who draws all over his arms wears.
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The kind an assclown who draws all over his arms wears.
He must be a left-handed assclown
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You wish
Wish what. Go on...
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He must be a left-handed assclown
He has started on the other arm, too.
Ambi-assclown.
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Don't they look like they fit a little ... oddly? And is that black velcro? And why are you answering my prayer to Bart?
I think it's just very baggy and casts a shadow.
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I think it's just very baggy and casts a shadow.
You women folk need your own ladies night thread. :P
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You women folk need your own ladies night thread. :P
are you hosting?
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are you hosting?
Nicest thing you've ever said to me. So, yes! Unless that was a trick question :o
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Nicest thing you've ever said to me. So, yes! Unless that was a trick question :o
Actions speak louder than words.
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Actions speak louder than words.
Dear, you've got to really nail shit down! I can take that three different ways. And no I'm not starting any such thread so you cackling hens can post wee wee's and pee pee's - and the cat n the hat and his five Chinese brothers.
Actions speak louder than words she says.... Oooookaay.. ?
@Bart Ell Straight up answer will do. Do you eat fish on a regular basis? Salmon, flounder, whatever..
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Now that KSM has short circuited who's left? ;D
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Now that KSM has short circuited who's left? ;D
Not me. I’m always right.
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@Bart Ell Straight up answer will do. Do you eat fish on a regular basis? Salmon, flounder, whatever..
Yes.
I also believe flounder is not a real fish and a name of a cartoon fish.
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Not me. I’m always right.
Well played.
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Yes.
I also believe flounder is not a real fish and a name of a cartoon fish.
Do you have something against flat fish in general or just flounder?
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Do you have something against flat fish in general or just flounder?
Flounder was not flat though...
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Do you have something against flat fish in general or just flounder?
Flounder is a #FakeFish
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Flounder is a #FakeFish
What about white fish? I can see that it is white, BUT WHAT THE HECK IS IT?
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What about white fish? I can see that it is white, BUT WHAT THE HECK IS IT?
RACIST
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RACIST
#WhiteFishMatters
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What about white fish? I can see that it is white, BUT WHAT THE HECK IS IT?
White fish is normally full of tiny bones. You'll burn more calories in frustration trying to eat the fucker than the calories it has. So one could take that angle.
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Notice that they are all drawings.
This is because Flounder do not exist.
Just ask and expert - @FISH
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RACIST
Fish eat their own poo
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#WhiteFishMatters
LOL!
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Fish eat their own poo
OH GOOD LORD I mean the water dwellers!!!!!!!
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Fish eat their own poo
Well...thats one way of recycling...
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Fish eat their own poo
She's not going to appreciate that....
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Dear Mr. Ell,
How do you respond to the allegations that you “killed off†BEP because he and Miller had a fight?
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Dear Mr. Ell,
How do you respond to the allegations that you “killed off†BEP because he and Miller had a fight?
BRING BACK BEP!
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Notice that they are all drawings.
This is because Flounder do not exist.
Just ask and expert - @FISH
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Dear Mr. Ell,
How do you respond to the allegations that you “killed off†BEP because he and Miller had a fight?
Were you giggling writing that?
I hope so!
More 1D slow adult checkers playing gems coming soon!
I think I need to profile this slow adult in the same way she likes to profile and gossip about others.
The only difference is I will be 100% correct!
Attention to anyone on the mailing list -
Yes, the private things you tell her are shared with others just as she has shared others with you.
Don't worry, I would never be filthy enough to share any of it.
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BRING BACK BEP!
Talk to @Chimp Covfefe , he is the one with the WOO TV.
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Talk to @Chimp Covfefe , he is the one with the WOO TV.
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Yes, the private things you tell her are shared with others just as she has shared others with you.
"Never post anything on the internet you would not be ok seeing on a billboard. Feh" - my brother and me
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"Never post anything on the internet you would not be ok seeing on a billboard. Feh" - my brother and me
@anniem Is that a lil hatchling on the corner of your avatar? With a pompadour and shades..?
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@anniem Is that a lil hatchling on the corner of your avatar? With a pompadour and shades..?
A rubber duckie with black hair and sunglasses.
There was some sort of postings by BEP about duckies.
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Welcome to those lurkers recently alerted to what I posted a little bit ago in here.
Yes, it is all true!
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She's not going to appreciate that....
@PolkaDot THANK YOU.
I am NOT a flatfish.
I have TWO eyes.
I do not eat POO.
I did not shoot GHOST BEP.
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@PolkaDot THANK YOU.
I am NOT a flatfish.
I have TWO eyes.
I do not eat POO.
I did not shoot GHOST BEP.
You may be asked to prove that last statement...
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@PolkaDot THANK YOU.
I am NOT a flatfish.
I have TWO eyes.
I do not eat POO.
I did not shoot GHOST BEP.
Did you shoot JR?
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Who is BEP?
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Who is BEP?
Bart Ell Producer aka @Ghost BEP
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Who is BEP?
@ShayP : Bart Ell Producer
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Bart Ell Producer aka @Ghost BEP
@ShayP : Bart Ell Producer
Thanks! :)
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You may be asked to prove that last statement...
Many years ago, I was in Texas for 1 hour.
A one eye, WHITE fish that eats poo is NOT that fast or that smart.
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"Never post anything on the internet you would not be ok seeing on a billboard. Feh" - my brother and me
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Did you shoot JR?
But he did not shoot the deputy
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Filthy Animal House
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But he did not shoot the deputy
I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense...
...All of a sudden I see sheriff John Brown
Aiming to shoot me…
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Bart, can I get 886 karma points added please and thank you.
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Bart, can I get 886 karma points added please and thank you.
Bart, I'd like to donate my karma to above jackass. ::)
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@Bart Ell
Is the unpardonable sin on ellgab to become boring?
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@Bart Ell
Is the unpardonable sin on ellgab to become boring?
Depends on how nice your tits are.
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@Bart Ell Is this your work?
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Depends on how nice your tits are.
How nice are your tits?
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How nice are your tits?
Perfect.
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@Bart Ell Is this your work?
Insulting.
Eat shit.
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Insulting.
Eat shit.
That escalated quickly
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That escalated quickly
Tough love.
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Hello @Bart Ell I have a question for you. What type of Ice Cream to you enjoy??
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Hello @Bart Ell I have a question for you. What type of Ice Cream to you enjoy??
This is the third time you have asked.
What is the best Ice Cream in the milky way galaxy?? Also is it out of this world??
@Bart Ell @BartEllProducer what is the best type of ice cream in the solar system that you love to eat?
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This is the third time you have asked.
OK I forgot. Thanks
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OK I forgot. Thanks
Anytime pal!
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@Bart Ell Here is other question for you. Are you going to let the ellgabbers take a peek into the zoo? You have done it in the past.
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@Bart Ell Here is other question for you. Are you going to let the ellgabbers take a peek into the zoo? You have done it in the past.
All the animals have died.
Any new animals get put down PETA style and sent to the pet cemetery.
Not much to see.
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All the animals have died.
Any new animals get put down PETA style and sent to the pet cemetery.
Not much to see.
Okay.
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All the animals have died.
Any new animals get put down PETA style and sent to the pet cemetery.
Not much to see.
People actually believe that the leap year causes a spike in the mortality numbers.
2020 is A LEAP YEAR.
Is the plague of death over in EllGab?
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People actually believe that the leap year causes a spike in the mortality numbers.
2020 is A LEAP YEAR.
Is the plague of death over in EllGab?
I doubt it
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I doubt it
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So exactly how long am I banned for?
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So exactly how long am I banned for?
3 days longer than last time.
I can't have it, man, I CAN'T HAVE IT!
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@Bart Ell I have a question for you. Are you going to have a special woo woo video for the 4th of july of this year??
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@Bart Ell I have a question for you. Are you going to have a special woo woo video for the 4th of july of this year??
No plans to do another one.
If I think of something new to do then I will let you know!
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No plans to do another one.
If I think of something new to do then I will let you know!
If there was another one. Or perhaps just a song parody to be done on filthy animals.. The Zoo (Scorps) might be good ;) It lends itself rather well dun't we thinks?
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If there was another one. Or perhaps just a song parody to be done on filthy animals.. The Zoo (Scorps) might be good ;) It lends itself rather well dun't we thinks?
I would do it just to have an excuse to use the talk box!
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If there was another one. Or perhaps just a song parody to be done on filthy animals.. The Zoo (Scorps) might be good ;) It lends itself rather well dun't we thinks?
But don't zoos keep their animals clean?
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But don't zoos keep their animals clean?
But in our zoo the animals soil themselves and roll around in it. They are philthy by choice not by circumstance. They. Are. Ghastly critters, Dear Annie!!
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But in our zoo the animals soil themselves and roll around in it. They are philthy by choice not by circumstance. They. Are. Ghastly critters, Dear Annie!!
So it isn't their fault?
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So it isn't their fault?
To a degree, yes! But one can argue that they do not know any better. You know, because they're as my nephew says, a "stupidhead"
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A Facebook fight, a filthy sight
Watch them come unglued
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To a degree, yes! But one can argue that they do not know any better. You know, because they're as my nephew says, a "stupidhead"
Your nephew is well on his way to not be a stupidhead.
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A Facebook fight, a filthy sight
Watch them come unglued
Almost a haiku
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Or the color blue. Or....
WTF, Sofia. Are you having a Tootsie brain fart?
Yes, stranger things have happened and that was a weird one. Maybe a contextual post was deleted around the same time.
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Almost a haiku
That doesn't sound German.
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That doesn't sound German.
A sneeze, perhaps
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A sneeze, perhaps
“gesundheitâ€
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A sneeze, perhaps
Like a nice "achoo"
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Like a nice "achoo"
The guy on The Simpsons?
I guess I am asking myself in here...
So yes, like the guy on The Simpsons.
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I guess I now have two questions to Ask Bart
Do you often ask and answer your own questions? Is that a sign of genius or insanity?
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And now for the question I originally came here to Ask Bart. From reading the news it seems people, or at least Filthy Animals, think you hate us. Are you full of hate, Bart?
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Bart,
Should we beware of mind readers?
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Bart,
Should we beware of mind readers?
We knew you were going to ask that.
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We knew you were going to ask that.
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Is that a sign of genius or insanity?
Indeed.
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And now for the question I originally came here to Ask Bart. From reading the news it seems people, or at least Filthy Animals, think you hate us. Are you full of hate, Bart?
People can only see life through their own eyes.
It seems they would hate them if they were me.
I do what I gotta do to amuse myself.
All day
Every day
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Bart,
Should we beware of mind readers?
Trick question!
There is no such thing, just people who always wanted to have a super power so they invented something that doesn't require any proof like the ability to fly would.
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I would do it just to have an excuse to use the talk box!
You have a talk box? You would be doing that part.
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You have a talk box? You would be doing that part.
I have one called a Framptone.
It will pop a filling or two if used right.
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I have one called a Framptone.
It will pop a filling or two if used right.
<<<--- 0 fillings. Perfect teeth!
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<<<--- 0 fillings. Perfect teeth!
Ain't you special!
Thanks for putting that damn song in my head, now I have no choice but to tame the mental beast and record it.
There will be animal noises at the end replacing the traffic sounds.
Damn plodding stripper song.
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Ain't you special!
Thanks for putting that damn song in my head, now I have no choice but to tame the mental beast and record it.
There will be animal noises at the end replacing the traffic sounds.
Damn plodding stripper song.
Hahaha I've seen people try and dance to it! Weirdest thing you'll ever barf at.
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Depends on how nice your tits are.
That's what I am talking about! Juanito, you may still be a guy, but with tits like that....I'd not only water board you but motor boat those tits!
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We are interrupting our usually scheduled program to Ask @anniem ,
Annie. Are you really still bouncy?
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We are interrupting our usually scheduled program to Ask @anniem ,
Annie. Are you really still bouncy?
Yes, all is well in Annieland.
Thank you for asking.
:)
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Yes, all is well in Annieland.
Thank you for asking.
:)
Glad to hear it. Almost makes me feel bouncy
Keep on bouncin'
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Is the duke of Sussex an illegal immigrant?
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Is the duke of Sussex an illegal immigrant?
No.
His Grandma is on the money.
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Bart, where does the cold wind blow? I asked David Coverdale but he didn't know. Said he asked all he knew but even THEY didn't know! Seems nobody knows where the cold wind blows! Bart!
FUCK SAKES IT MAKES ME SO MAD!!!
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Considering you are in the Great White North, I would think you know exactly where the cold wind blows.
Btw I met David's ex-wife's father once. He hit on me
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Bart, where does the cold wind blow? I asked David Coverdale but he didn't know. Said he asked all he knew but even THEY didn't know! Seems nobody knows where the cold wind blows! Bart!
FUCK SAKES IT MAKES ME SO MAD!!!
David only asked his friends.
He should have asked someone who doesn't like him.
Like Robert Plant.
Robert Plant knows where the cold wind blows.
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Btw I met David's ex-wife's father once. He hit on me
A friend of mine dated his ex-wife.
He was once glared at by OJ.
Seems OJ dated her before he did.
Both are glad to still be alive.
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David only asked his friends.
He should have asked someone who doesn't like him.
Like Robert Plant.
Robert Plant knows where the cold wind blows.
Robert Plant didn't need a knife. His words were cutting enough: "David Coverversion". And true. That was a shocking and unnecessary impersonation. David has a great voice. I bet Jimmy made him sing like that. I couldn't even listen all the way through "Pride and Joy" the first time I heard it
Seems like Tawny got around. So did her dad
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Considering you are in the Great White North, I would think you know exactly where the cold wind blows.
Btw I met David's ex-wife's father once. He hit on me
1. No. The question is where does the wind ultimately Wind Up as in completes its journey! ::)
2. Huh? That's a little removed innit? "Luke, I am your fathers brothers nephews former roommate"
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Robert Plant didn't need a knife. His words were cutting enough: "David Coverversion". And true. That was a shocking and unnecessary impersonation. David has a great voice. I bet Jimmy made him sing like that. I couldn't even listen all the way through "Pride and Joy" the first time I heard it
Seems like Tawny got around. So did her dad
Ah the Coverdale Page album. I have it and there are some great chunes on that one! One or two complete stinkers too but over all a good album IMO. I love the vocals here. :-* I am sorry you do not approve of DC's vocals
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I should know better than to argue with the Music Master. But I will anyway. "Shake My Tree" starts out hopeful enough. But then he goes right into the Robert Plant mimicry. I don't like it
Much rather listen to Coverdale - Gilmore
Or even Coverdale - Kitaen - Other Pretty Longhaired Boys
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2. Huh? That's a little removed innit? "Luke, I am your fathers brothers nephews former roommate"
Yeah. But I thought it was an entertaining somewhat related little tidbit. No? So, shoot me
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@TigerLily Big +1 on the Purple burn. We can agree to disagree on the many versions of Coverdale. He was in my top five vocal influences when I started out. Whitesnakes Crying In The Rain is the tops! The Note at the very end of the song - a High E was what I strived for and eventually mastered. And it's NOT falsetto! Nor is my stuff. It's a handy tool but full real notes are the only legitimate way if properly done.
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@Bart Ell should I have dinner before or after @Boogs takes calls from a few special guests?
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He was in my top five vocal influences when I started out.
I thought everyone wanted to sound like ole Bill
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@Bart Ell should I have dinner before or after @Boogs takes calls from a few special guests?
During!
No farting... this week.
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During!
No farting... this week.
Last question--how long does a fart smell last in a jar?
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Last question--how long does a fart smell last in a jar?
Depends on the quality of fart.
A good quality fart will last a decade.
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Depends on the quality of fart.
A good quality fart will last a decade.
LIKE 8)
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@TigerLily Big +1 on the Purple burn. We can agree to disagree on the many versions of Coverdale. He was in my top five vocal influences when I started out. Whitesnakes Crying In The Rain is the tops! The Note at the very end of the song - a High E was what I strived for and eventually mastered. And it's NOT falsetto! Nor is my stuff. It's a handy tool but full real notes are the only legitimate way if properly done.
I love this version even more. Coverdale slays that last note. And Gilmore. OMG
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Yeah see if we had an Incredible live performances thread that would be in there!! Wonderful!
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Yeah see if we had an Incredible live performances thread that would be in there!! Wonderful!
Excellent idea! Now who could conjure up such Magick?
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Excellent idea! Now who could conjure up such Magick?
Yeah well I did it. But if that one ends up being another dud you're on the hook!! Up until recently my threads have done very well but I still haven't recovered from the last one. ::) Ugghhh
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Should I get the flu shot?
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Should I get the flu shot?
it's a bit late in the season.....
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it's a bit late in the season.....
🤷â€â™€ï¸ Peak is January and February. It’s offered through March here
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🤷â€â™€ï¸ Peak is January and February. It’s offered through March here
YES. Get the shot. I was exposed to the flu last February by two people who were in my home. I had gotten the shot in January. My doctor ordered Tamiflu for me after my two guests left.
I never got the flu.
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Should I get the flu shot?
I HAD to get them in the Air Force. I got a couple when my son was younger but got sick every time. I haven’t had one since 1989 and I can’t remember ever getting the flu in the last 30 years. Maybe it’s just coincidence or maybe I keep my immune system in really good shape. If I ever get old I might change my mind.
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Bart, who is the Buddy? Did somebody sneak their dog in?
I patiently await a smartass answer.
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Bart, who is the Buddy? Did somebody sneak their dog in?
I patiently await a smartass answer.
Could it be someone that you have on a friends list?
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Could it be someone that you have on a friends list?
Nobody likes me so said list does not exist. It must be something else. But what!?!?
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Nobody likes me so said list does not exist. It must be something else. But what!?!?
Have you got someone on your buddy list? And if that person is hidden, it might just show "Buddy"
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Have you got someone on your buddy list? And if that person is hidden, it might just show "Buddy"
I no longer have a buddy list. Oh well... it's most likely Vera logged in on my laptop.
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Nobody likes me...
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I no longer have a buddy list. Oh well... it's most likely Vera logged in on my laptop.
How does it look now?
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Solved. Turns out I have myself on my own buddy list! Man, I just never know what I'm going to do next! WHADDAGUY! whooaa ;D
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What is a good video editing program?
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Solved. Turns out I have myself on my own buddy list! Man, I just never know what I'm going to do next! WHADDAGUY! whooaa ;D
Oh, that's lovely. You like yourself! Bravo!!
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What is a good video editing program?
Davinci Resolve.
Did I mention it is free?
https://www.blackmagicdesign.com/products/davinciresolve/
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Davinci Resolve.
Did I mention it is free?
https://www.blackmagicdesign.com/products/davinciresolve/
I thank you too
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Davinci Resolve.
Did I mention it is free?
https://www.blackmagicdesign.com/products/davinciresolve/
Thank you kindly! I hope all is well.
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Solved. Turns out I have myself on my own buddy list! Man, I just never know what I'm going to do next! WHADDAGUY! whooaa ;D
You are one funny person of course you have buddies. I am happy to know that you have a buddy list.
WHADDAGUY! ;D
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What is the differences between Guest VS Users?
What does 7 Hidden mean?
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What is the differences between Guest VS Users?
What does 7 Hidden mean?
I don't know about guest vs user.
Hidden would be if in the account settings one does not have this box checked
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What is the differences between Guest VS Users?
What does 7 Hidden mean?
Guests are either people viewing without being signed in, people viewing that don’t have an account or “bots†such as search engines indexing.
Hidden means people that have accounts but checked the box to hide when they are signed in.
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Guests are either people viewing without being signed in, people viewing that don’t have an account or “bots†such as search engines indexing.
Hidden means people that have accounts but checked the box to hide when they are signed in.
thanks @GravitySucks 8)
thanks Miss Buddy @anniem ;)
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You are one funny person of course you have buddies. I am happy to know that you have a buddy list.
WHADDAGUY! ;D
@FISH Of course I'll add you to my buddy list! Stop beating around the bush ::) ;D
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@FISH Of course I'll add you to my buddy list! Stop beating around the bush ::) ;D
Oh my, thank you. I was afraid that you were going to put me in the cloakroom.
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@FISH Of course I'll add you to my buddy list! Stop beating around the bush ::) ;D
AM I THERE? SHE CAN'T BE ALONE IN THERE!
(a day is always better with fake outrage)
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AM I THERE?
For like a month now :o
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For like a month now :o
YAY
I got lost, did you just post about second Christmas today? Thought I saw something and then got interrupted.
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AM I THERE? SHE CAN'T BE ALONE IN THERE!
(a day is always better with fake outrage)
I am so happy to have you in here. There is a 15LB turkey in the fridge, gifts under the tree and Christmas music. You will need to put in a request for tea in the morning. I only see coffee.
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YAY
I got lost, did you just post about second Christmas today? Thought I saw something and then got interrupted.
Yes I did post about 2C in random stupid's right before your ankle bracelet. BTW it's a black hair scrunchie around her ankle. Seriously it is. @anniem
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Yes I did post about 2C in random stupid's right before your ankle bracelet. BTW it's a black hair scrunchie around her ankle. Seriously it is. @anniem
AHHA.
I have a habit of missing things when I am busy making something to post. I'll go see if I am invited. ;)
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I am so happy to have you in here. There is a 15LB turkey in the fridge, gifts under the tree and Christmas music. You will need to put in a request for tea in the morning. I only see coffee.
If it is DD I'll be fine. Tea - I like Carolina Select best of all.
Mmmm turkey sammiches!
GIFTS AND MUSIC!
I miss Christmas already
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YAY
I got lost, did you just post about second Christmas today? Thought I saw something and then got interrupted.
here you go---
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=35.msg257952;topicseen#msg257952
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I am so happy to have you in here. There is a 15LB turkey in the fridge, gifts under the tree and Christmas music. You will need to put in a request for tea in the morning. I only see coffee.
a 15 pounder for two is going to be a bit much. We usually find a 12 :-\ So yes, many hot turkey sammich throughout the week. Hmmm I think I can do that! :)
Will Keurig tea do?
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a 15 pounder for two is going to be a bit much. We usually find a 12 :-\ So yes, many hot turkey sammich throughout the week. Hmmm I think I can do that! :)
Will Keurig tea do?
I have some here I must try. It was given to me by the staff at the hotel I stayed at in Baltimore. Or near Baltimore.
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I have some here I must try. It was given to me by the staff at the hotel I stayed at in Baltimore. Or near Baltimore.
When the wife was recently in glorious crime free Baltimore she was told to stay within one block of her fine downtown hotel. Oh, and NOT to look certain people in the eye while outside due to racial tension.
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When the wife was recently in glorious crime free Baltimore she was told to stay within one block of her fine downtown hotel. Oh, and NOT to look certain people in the eye while outside due to racial tension.
I did not follow that advice. I was suffering from a horrible allergy attack and while a relative was in surgery my youngest brother and I decided to find the not too far away Walgreens. Except we could not find it and we walked and walked and walked, clearly the area becoming more and more run down with each step we took. I have no idea how far we walked, but we were not in a good area. The further we went the more deserted buildings with windows boarded up we saw. No one bothered us though. And we did finally find the Walgreens.
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I did not follow that advice. I was suffering from a horrible allergy attack and while a relative was in surgery my youngest brother and I decided to find the not too far away Walgreens. Except we could not find it and we walked and walked and walked, clearly the area becoming more and more run down with each step we took. I have no idea how far we walked, but we were not in a good area. The further we went the more deserted buildings with windows boarded up we saw. No one bothered us though. And we did finally find the Walgreens.
You’re braver than I am.
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You’re braver than I am.
I couldn't breathe! Well, I could but not easily. We asked a number of people where the Walgreens was, and they were all nice but incorrect. Seems silly that one can't get over the counter stuff AT a hospital pharmacy.
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When the wife was recently in glorious crime free Baltimore she was told to stay within one block of her fine downtown hotel. Oh, and NOT to look certain people in the eye while outside due to racial tension.
I saw them cooking dog on the side of the road there.
DOG!
Tasted like chicken.
I kid, I kid.
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When the wife was recently in glorious crime free Baltimore she was told to stay within one block of her fine downtown hotel. Oh, and NOT to look certain people in the eye while outside due to racial tension.
Horrid. if you dont look them in the eye, how will you see any problem coming!
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I couldn't breathe! Well, I could but not easily. We asked a number of people where the Walgreens was, and they were all nice but incorrect. Seems silly that one can't get over the counter stuff AT a hospital pharmacy.
Bid Pharma hates OTC. I've seen patients BEG for epsom salts, decongestant, nasal saline, expectorant, even orange juice, a decent hair brush... It's just wrong. I'm moving away from working in traditional healthcare.
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Guests are people you invite. Users eat all your food, drink all your booze and don't clean up after themselves. Hidden means either wallflowers or spies. You can tell which when you look into their eyes.
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Horrid. if you dont look them in the eye, how will you see any problem coming!
specifically is went something like "Attractive blond white women should really try to avoid eye contact with purple and green haired black mamma folk" Knowing her she would've made it a point to make eye contact with all form of the Jemima clan.
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specifically is went something like "Attractive blond white women should really try to avoid eye contact with purple and green haired black mamma folk" Knowing her she would've made it a point to make eye contact with all form of the Jemima clan.
No offense to you. You're just the messenger. Regardless of race, always look, not staring and maybe be surreptitious. But always look. Unless you know them and their resources well, or they have been frisked. This business of not looking is neither urban nor sophisticated, but stupid. Looking gives you the only warning you might get in adverse circumstances. Could be just enough time to duck, roll, knock 'em down, turn the lights out, call 911, etc... Looking is not guaranteed to help, since there are people who don't show their emotions. But most people wear their intentions on their face.
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No offense to you. You're just the messenger. Regardless of race, always look, not staring and maybe be surreptitious. But always look. Unless you know them and their resources well, or they have been frisked. This business of not looking is neither urban nor sophisticated, but stupid. Looking gives you the only warning you might get in adverse circumstances. Could be just enough time to duck, roll, knock 'em down, turn the lights out, call 911, etc... Looking is not guaranteed to help, since there are people who don't show their emotions. But most people wear their intentions on their face.
The only emotion my wife has is the "How intense of an orgasm can you give me?" one. She's almost a Vulcan. ;)
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The only emotion my wife has is the "How intense of an orgasm can you give me?" one. She's almost a Vulcan. ;)
So who's winning - you or the pool boy?
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So who's winning - you or the pool boy?
Not only am I the "you" you speak of but I am also the "pool boy" you speak of.
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I couldn't breathe! Well, I could but not easily. We asked a number of people where the Walgreens was, and they were all nice but incorrect. Seems silly that one can't get over the counter stuff AT a hospital pharmacy.
Bid Pharma hates OTC. I've seen patients BEG for epsom salts, decongestant, nasal saline, expectorant, even orange juice, a decent hair brush... It's just wrong. I'm moving away from working in traditional healthcare.
Wow, that's weird. My hospital pharmacy has quite a few OTC things. I know they have Epsom salts, decongestants, saline, Benadryl, ibuprofen, Tylenol, Peptobismal.... that type of stuff. For six weeks I had to take Benadryl every day, and I always bought it there because the hospital pharmacy was super inexpensive for the generic Benadryl.
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I saw this:
"KNOWING BART AND HIS RESOURCES IT WOULD BE EASY FOR HIM TO FIND YOU"
Is that true? What is the nature of these resources? How do we know there are resources? I'm not sure I believe that statement. I think I'd need a bit of proof. Wait. What was that? I heard a noise behind me....HELLO? ANYONE THERE? I'm sure I heard something back there. I'm not sure where I left the flashlight. If it were Bart, would he bring a flashlight that I could borrow to see if he is there? Oh this is getting very very complicated. Well, I'm right here so Bart, if you need to find me, this is where I am. Yup. Bart, are you sneaking around in the dark?
Eep
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Bart, what is a wee bit?
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Bart, what is a wee bit?
Chimps penis.
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Chimps penis.
Oh. I didn't think of that Nope.
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Oh. I didn't think of that Nope.
:(
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:(
There, I gave you a 1+
NOW TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN!
fo
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There, I gave you a 1+
NOW TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN!
fo
:)
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I saw this:
"KNOWING BART AND HIS RESOURCES IT WOULD BE EASY FOR HIM TO FIND YOU"
Is that true? What is the nature of these resources? How do we know there are resources? I'm not sure I believe that statement. I think I'd need a bit of proof. Wait. What was that? I heard a noise behind me....HELLO? ANYONE THERE? I'm sure I heard something back there. I'm not sure where I left the flashlight. If it were Bart, would he bring a flashlight that I could borrow to see if he is there? Oh this is getting very very complicated. Well, I'm right here so Bart, if you need to find me, this is where I am. Yup. Bart, are you sneaking around in the dark?
Eep
Nothing matters because BART ONLY LIKES SPOOKCAT ( @Spookcat ). I shall drown myself in a puddle of my own tears 😿
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Nothing matters because BART ONLY LIKES SPOOKCAT ( @Spookcat ). I shall drown myself in a puddle of my own tears 😿
Me too. WAH
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Me too. WAH
BART ELL HATES US 😿😿😿. But at least YOU ARE STILL BOUNCY 😺
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BART ELL HATES US. But at least YOU ARE STILL BOUNCY
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The real Bart Ell or the clone? OR BOTH!!!
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I saw this:
"KNOWING BART AND HIS RESOURCES IT WOULD BE EASY FOR HIM TO FIND YOU"
Is that true? What is the nature of these resources? How do we know there are resources? I'm not sure I believe that statement. I think I'd need a bit of proof.
This is what happens when a filthy animal profiles people like some kind of filthy animal profiler.
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Nothing matters because BART ONLY LIKES SPOOKCAT ( @Spookcat ). I shall drown myself in a puddle of my own tears 😿
It is not my fault you are absolute shit in comparison to my beloved Spookcat!
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I saw this:
"KNOWING BART AND HIS RESOURCES IT WOULD BE EASY FOR HIM TO FIND YOU"
Is that true? What is the nature of these resources?
My current fav is:
IT'S RIDICULOUS THAT SOMEONE HAS THIS MUCH POWER
Bart Ell the First: Future Emperor of the Earth
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My current fav is:
IT'S RIDICULOUS THAT SOMEONE HAS THIS MUCH POWER
Bart Ell the First: Future Emperor of the Earth
Earth?
HOW LIMITED FOR SOMEONE WITH THIS MUCH POWER!
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Nothing matters because BART ONLY LIKES SPOOKCAT ( @Spookcat ). I shall drown myself in a puddle of my own tears 😿
It's my my fault that I'm so adorable!
I like you and anniem though!
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Earth?
HOW LIMITED FOR SOMEONE WITH THIS MUCH POWER!
So at your true core, you are like some sort of Intergalatic Ming the Merciless? *shiver*
A thousand pardons for any past indescrecetions M'Liege. I knew not................
#FearTheDeer
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So at your true core, you are like some sort of Intergalatic Ming the Merciless? *shiver*
A thousand pardons for any past indescrecetions M'Liege. I knew not................
#FearTheDeer
"Bart's ego is so off-putting and that's why I don't post there anymore"
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My current fav is:
IT'S RIDICULOUS THAT SOMEONE HAS THIS MUCH POWER
Bart Ell the First: Future Emperor of the Earth
Yeah, that is a good one.
My favorite is “BART IS AN ASS BUT GETS DISTRACTED EASILY. “ I don’t understand why the word “but†was used. Is getting distracted easily a compliment? I just don’t get it.
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Yeah, that is a good one.
My favorite is “BART IS AN ASS BUT GETS DISTRACTED EASILY. “ I don’t understand why the word “but†was used. Is getting distracted easily a compliment? I just don’t get it.
In her defense she was probably distracted by the police lights coming after her for the garbage she just threw out of her moving vehicle to pay attention to what she was writing.
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It is not my fault you are absolute shit in comparison to my beloved Spookcat!
Oh dear. The truth hurts
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It's my my fault that I'm so adorable!
I like you and anniem though!
Mere crumbs the Beloved @Spookcat throws at us lesser beings; The Unloved. The Unworthy
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Mere crumbs the Beloved @Spookcat throws at us lesser beings; The Unloved. The Unworthy
News banner is giving us advice. It is like an Ouija board.
LAY LOW A WEE BIT SO THE BART WILL PLACE HIS FOCUS ELSEWHERE
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this is not a joke question
Whenever I google EllGab. Google will ask me--Did you mean: bellgab.com?
What is wrong with google? I do not want to return to the old country. ::)
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this is not a joke question
Whenever I google EllGab. Google will ask me--Did you mean: bellgab.com?
What is wrong with google? I do not want to return to the old country. ::)
Easy fix. Don't use google.
Maybe I spoke too soon? @FISH
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News banner is giving us advice. It is like an Ouija board.
LAY LOW A WEE BIT SO THE BART WILL PLACE HIS FOCUS ELSEWHERE
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WHERE?
I WOULD LIKE TO FOCUS ON THAT NOW
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Why hasn't it snowed in my city?
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Why hasn't it snowed in my city?
It hasn't in mine either. But at least we got rain today
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Why hasn't it snowed in my city?
Big Sunshine has got to your mayor.
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It hasn't in mine either. But at least we got rain today
@TigerLily Aaahhh Shaaadup you don't GET SNOW where you are! ::) ::) ::)
And Bart, one or two inches doesn't count!
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And Bart, one or two inches doesn't count!
I bet that's what you tell all the boys!
#InDaButt
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I bet that's what you tell all the boys!
#InDaButt
I was leaving that joke open for tigerlolly and now you've gone and ruined it. Sit still maybe she won't notice 8)
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@TigerLily Aaahhh Shaaadup you don't GET SNOW where you are! ::) ::) ::)
And Bart, one or two inches doesn't count!
Bart. Don't pay any attention to KSM. It's not how much snow you have. It's the power of the snow blower
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I was leaving that joke open for tigerlolly and now you've gone and ruined it. Sit still maybe she won't notice 8)
Notice what? I'm a little bleary-eyed today. And I think that you spelled my name wrong. It's TiggerLolly
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Bart. Don't pay any attention to KSM. It's not how much snow you have. It's the power of the snow blower
He is letting them put 1 or 2 inches of snow in his bottom?
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He is letting them put 1 or 2 inches of snow in his bottom?
..there's just no comeback for that. I don't even know exactly what that is really ??? I would think the snow would melt as they tried to do such an act, and I would just be a little soggy back there perhaps but it would hardly be a day ruiner. There'd be no harm done if they did manage to put snow in my bum cuz it will melt and my ego is so big that the quickly fading bruise wouldn't even have time to register.
Or is the joke on me because I actually stopped working to respond :o ???
Notice what? I'm a little bleary-eyed today.
Yeah those wine hangovers are the worst eh..
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..there's just no comeback for that. I don't even know exactly what that is really ??? I would think the snow would melt as they tried to do such an act, and I would just be a little soggy back there perhaps but it would hardly be a day ruiner. There'd be no harm done if they did manage to put snow in my bum cuz it will melt and my ego is so big that the quickly fading bruise wouldn't even have time to register.
#BrokebackSnowman
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#BrokebackSnowman
;D
#BrokeBackSnowMountainMan
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Dear Bartissimo
Was this a belated Valentine? :-* Or a not so subtle criticism?
@bart_ell
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Dear Bartissimo
Was this a belated Valentine? :-* Or a not so subtle criticism?
@bart_ell
It's from October so it would be very belated.
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It's from October so it would be very belated.
It showed up on my Twitter on the 15th. But not my Valentine gift? Then where's my present?
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It showed up on my Twitter on the 15th. But not my Valentine gift? Then where's my present?
It changes the date when I change it from unlisted to public.
HERE IS YOUR FUCKING GIFT!
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It changes the date when I change it from unlisted to public.
HERE IS YOUR FUCKING GIFT!
Got it! 😺 💕
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@TigerLily
Not so fast hotstuff. I saw what you said in the SOR thread. Prepare thy ass for Extreme Moderation! Get used to sitting on a donut!
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************************************Bart, Who loves you, Daddy!*********************************
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************************************Bart, Who loves you, Daddy!*********************************
Oh MY
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How long has it said FehGab?
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How long has it said FehGab?
Today.
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How long has it said FehGab?
LOL ! didn't even notice it!!!!!
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LOL ! didn't even notice it!!!!!
He's Bart Feh now.
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He's Bart Feh now.
Very funny
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He's Bart Feh now.
Give Bart a thread, and he's feh for a day. But give Bart a forum and he's fun forever.
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Give Bart a thread, and he's feh for a day. But give Bart a forum and he's fun forever.
;D
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Bart,
With the transition to WoohanGabâ„¢ï¸, can you tell me if this incident was virus related or just crazy asshole related? I've watched it a bunch but always come up with no satisfactory answer.
https://twitter.com/ThierryJFT/status/1231907252359045121
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Bart,
With the transition to WoohanGabâ„¢ï¸, can you tell me if this incident was virus related or just crazy asshole related? I've watched it a bunch but always come up with no satisfactory answer.
https://twitter.com/ThierryJFT/status/1231907252359045121
C'EST SAUVAGE!
JE SUIS MALADE!
I would say he looked Chinese to the Turkish flight crew so they bubble wrapped him to prevent the spread of the wooflu.
Better safe than sorry.
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Bart,
With the transition to WoohanGabâ„¢ï¸, can you tell me if this incident was virus related or just crazy asshole related? I've watched it a bunch but always come up with no satisfactory answer.
https://twitter.com/ThierryJFT/status/1231907252359045121
It sounds like he's calling for, "Grandma Poulié" I heard that twice for sure.
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C'EST SAUVAGE!
JE SUIS MALADE!
I would say he looked Chinese to the Turkish flight crew so they bubble wrapped him to prevent the spread of the wooflu.
Better safe than sorry.
The absolute bored look on the Flight Attendants face is what fascinates me most. Perhaps bubble wrapped dude was a Maple Leaf fan and just blew his cerebral cortex out?
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Perhaps bubble wrapped dude was a Maple Leaf fan and just blew his cerebral cortex out?
That doesn't sound like something that any of them would have!
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That doesn't sound like something that any of them would have!
Something we can agree on.
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Something we can agree on.
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I bet it is Leaf fans who got #Coronavirius trending on Twitter.
#Virius
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I bet it is Leaf fans who got #Coronavirius trending on Twitter.
#Virius
They probably spawned the damn thing out of a rancid can of Old Vienna. Bat urine my ass..............
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Did you say we would be voting this week? How/where do I do it?
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The absolute bored look on the Flight Attendants face is what fascinates me most. Perhaps bubble wrapped dude was a Maple Leaf fan and just blew his cerebral cortex out?
the Flight Attendants face--
"I have seen it all."
"I need to get a different job."
"I wish he would shut up.'
"Who is getting the meds."
"He thinks he is a Zamboni driver."
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Did you say we would be voting this week? How/where do I do it?
I believe I mentioned March.
If not - March.
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"He thinks he is a Zamboni driver."
'BONIBOY!
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'BONIBOY!
WoohanGab TM
What is up with that?
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WoohanGab TM
What is up with that?
Woohan fever- catch it!
#WooFlu
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Woohan fever- catch it!
#WooFlu
Peak-a-Wu?.I Sneeze On You. 8)
No thank you. I don't want #WooFlu.
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1231703933237841921
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No thank you. I don't want #WooFlu.
The only people who fly Montreal to Vancouver are strippers.
I avoid the #WooFlu by washing with Borax twice a day.
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What is going on with @Carmolina ? I hope it is not another case of a bat urine accident.
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What is going on with @Carmolina ? I hope it is not another case of a bat urine accident.
Carmolina will be just fine. Don't worry yer per lil head boot it. @FISH
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Dear Bartain
I want to find out more about this
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/canadian-elite-special-forces-sniper-sets-record-breaking-kill-shot-in-iraq/article35415651/
But I can't ask Carmolina. I'm not talking to her. And I will bitch slap her if she gets too close. So can you tell me more about this? At least you're a manly Canadian who understands these things
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Dear Bartain
I want to find out more about this
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/canadian-elite-special-forces-sniper-sets-record-breaking-kill-shot-in-iraq/article35415651/
But I can't ask Carmolina. I'm not talking to her. But I will bitch slap her if she gets too close. So can you tell me more about this? At least you're a manly Canadian who understands these things
It means that our snipers (amongst other things) are the best. Consistently.
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It means that our snipers (amongst other things) are the best. Consistently.
Sneaky far shot.
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Sneaky far shot.
We're Number 5! We're Number 5!
Obviously we need to increase Military spending
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We're Number 5! We're Number 5!
Obviously we need to increase Military spending
Rules of Engagement are different for our troops.
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Dear Bartain
I want to find out more about this
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/canadian-elite-special-forces-sniper-sets-record-breaking-kill-shot-in-iraq/article35415651/
But I can't ask Carmolina. I'm not talking to her. And I will bitch slap her if she gets too close. So can you tell me more about this? At least you're a manly Canadian who understands these things
Not gonna read it as I have read enough words for today.
I did look at the @Carmolina graphic and got all I need to give you the best answer humanly possible-
Those countries that treat guns as weapons learn to shoot them as weapons.
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The only people who fly Montreal to Vancouver are strippers.
I avoid the #WooFlu by washing with Borax twice a day.
Does that get the glitter off?
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Dear Bartain
I want to find out more about this
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/canadian-elite-special-forces-sniper-sets-record-breaking-kill-shot-in-iraq/article35415651/
But I can't ask Carmolina. I'm not talking to her. And I will bitch slap her if she gets too close. So can you tell me more about this? At least you're a manly Canadian who understands these things
LOL. I can only imagine. ;D
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Does that get the glitter off?
I'm going to guess no. There's always that ONE little speck that sticks around for much longer than it should...
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I'm going to guess no. There's always that ONE little speck that sticks around for much longer than it should...
... and always in an awkward place
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I believe I mentioned March.
If not - March.
Thanks. I saw something about a Tuesday so I didn't want to miss it if it was today.
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... and always in an awkward place
I see your new avatar. I remember the time George Noory was there on the air saying how he knew what burlesque dancers' costumes look like, as he began to describe them in detail. I see they have gotten even more revealing than in years past.
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Dear Bartain
I want to find out more about this
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/canadian-elite-special-forces-sniper-sets-record-breaking-kill-shot-in-iraq/article35415651/
But I can't ask Carmolina. I'm not talking to her. And I will bitch slap her if she gets too close. So can you tell me more about this? At least you're a manly Canadian who understands these things
I found it shocking. If I understand this right, a Canadian enlisted soldier had to kill someone and did it from the furthest distance ever known. Personally, it seemed creepy that such a tragedy is measured afterwards like a fitting for a party dress, but that's just my opinion.
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I see your new avatar. I remember the time George Noory was there on the air saying how he knew what burlesque dancers' costumes look like, as he began to describe them in detail. I see they have gotten even more revealing than in years past.
Anything goes for Carnaval. Kind of like The Purge
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I found it shocking. If I understand this right, a Canadian enlisted soldier had to kill someone and did it from the furthest distance ever known. Personally, it seemed creepy that such a tragedy is measured afterwards like a fitting for a party dress, but that's just my opinion.
Hmmm. I have to admit, I was more focused on the skill involved. Especially by a Canadian
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I found it shocking. If I understand this right, a Canadian enlisted soldier had to kill someone and did it from the furthest distance ever known. Personally, it seemed creepy that such a tragedy is measured afterwards like a fitting for a party dress, but that's just my opinion.
Gotta shoot the bad guys.
Hmmm. I have to admit, I was more focused on the skill involved. Especially by a Canadian
If you Yanko's had any skill other than movie making you may have at least beat the Brit on that list ;) Face it - we're better shooters and don't have to make ridiculous movie aboot about it. Three!! different Cana's out of five! If it makes you feel better it was an American made BoomStick!
Canada liberated the Netherlands - but that was a mistake IMHO.
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I found it shocking. If I understand this right, a Canadian enlisted soldier had to kill someone and did it from the furthest distance ever known. Personally, it seemed creepy that such a tragedy is measured afterwards like a fitting for a party dress, but that's just my opinion.
It wasn’t measured afterwards. It was measured prior to the shot. That is how they knew exactly how high to aim. The sniper works with a spotter positioned right next to him. The spotter calls out the distance, temperature, humidity, wind speed and direction and makes the computations required for how to adjust the scope. The spotter verifies the kill or calls for another shot. Sometimes it can take 5-7 shots to hit the target. The bullet gets there way before the sound does.
The sniper can’t even see a person at that distance.
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Rules of Engagement are different for our troops.
Just call for Arty. Since. Like. We have it..............
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Just call for Arty. Since. Like. We have it..............
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I was reading about new fragmentation shells they are designing using a 3D printer that have a range of 311 miles
(500km)
Reach out and touch someone. Rather spend a shell than endanger an aircrew.
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I was reading about new fragmentation shells they are designing using a 3D printer that have a range of 311 miles
(500km)
Reach out and touch someone. Rather spend a shell than endanger an aircrew.
300 *miles*? WTH?
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@Bart Ell what time is it?
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300 *miles*? WTH?
This article discusses the warheads but doesn’t mention the range that I read earlier.
https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/boom-army-just-invented-newer-deadlier-artillery-round-126807
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This article discusses the warheads but doesn’t mention the range that I read earlier.
https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/boom-army-just-invented-newer-deadlier-artillery-round-126807
he Army has demonstrated the new XM1113 and Excalibur M982 munitions, discharged from a prototype ERCA self-propelled howitzer. The new ERCA weapon is designed to hit ranges greater than 70km, Army developers said.
That's 40 miles. Impressive. Longer range than a 16 inch battleship gun
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That's 40 miles. Impressive. Longer range than a 16 inch battleship gun
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How about 1000 miles?
https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/research/a29476778/army-long-range-cannon/
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How about 1000 miles?
https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/research/a29476778/army-long-range-cannon/
Kewl! I can pound Bermuda from my back yard.
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It wasn’t measured afterwards. It was measured prior to the shot. That is how they knew exactly how high to aim. The sniper works with a spotter positioned right next to him. The spotter calls out the distance, temperature, humidity, wind speed and direction and makes the computations required for how to adjust the scope. The spotter verifies the kill or calls for another shot. Sometimes it can take 5-7 shots to hit the target. The bullet gets there way before the sound does.
The sniper can’t even see a person at that distance.
Oh! Well, that does make the documentation of calculations for world record purposes a lot more palatable. I appreciate the explanation. If a bullet arrives before the sound, I guess one wouldn't hear it? Scary.
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Oh! Well, that does make the documentation of calculations for world record purposes a lot more palatable. I appreciate the explanation. If a bullet arrives before the sound, I guess one wouldn't hear it? Scary.
Just the zing of the bullet and splat into soft flesh
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Just the zingof the bullet and splat into soft flesh
Great descriptions
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Great descriptions
If more good people had guns...
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If more good people had guns...
I'm good and I have se7en. Two are collectors :)
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I'm good and I have se7en. Two are collectors :)
I'm good!
I have some too
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I'm good!
I have some too
I'm sometimes good!
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I'm sometimes good!
But when you are bad you are horrid?
;)
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But when you are bad you are horrid?
;)
You know me so well! ;D
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I'm good and I have se7en. Two are collectors :)
I don't know if I meant you.
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I don't know if I meant you.
Well until you know for sure I GUESS THERE'S A FUCKING CHANCE THAT YOU MEANT ME isn't there.
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Pages of horrible non-questions.
You should all feel shame.
I am looking at you @KSM32
Moderate these fools!
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@Bart Ell do you like @Sofia avatar of the royal cat?
I do 😺
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@Bart Ell what time is it?
?
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Pages of horrible non-questions.
You should all feel shame.
I am looking at you @KSM32
Moderate these fools!
They won't listen. I tried rounding them all into a corral for correction but they're having none of it.
NOW HEAR THIS: CITIZENS BEWARE - YOU UNDER PENALTY OF FORUM DEATH SHOULD YOU, THE POPULACE, NOT START ASKING BART SOME QUESTIONS. REALLY, ANYTHING WILL DO. SO PLEASE.. COULD YA' JUST FUCKING ASK THE GUY SOMETHING ALREADY!!
That should do it.
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@Bart Ell do you like @Sofia avatar of the royal cat?
I do 😺
You do?
Well there is a surprise, @Spookcat !
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Apologies, @anniem , your very valid question got lost amongst the utter tat!
It is either HAMMERTIME or TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS!
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Dear Barteer
Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody care?
How soon is now?
Do you know the way to San José?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Are you lonesome tonight?
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
How deep is your love?
Is she really going out with him?
Wouldn't it be nice?
Do ya think I'm sexy?
Are you gonna go my way?
What's going on?
Should I stay or should I go?
Will you still love me tomorrow?
What becomes of the broken hearted?
Do you really want to hurt me
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They won't listen. I tried rounding them all into a corral for correction but they're having none of it.
Bart, is there any truth to the rumor that people will not listen?
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Dear Barteer
Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody care?
How soon is now?
Do you know the way to San José?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Are you lonesome tonight?
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
How deep is your love?
Is she really going out with him?
Wouldn't it be nice?
Do ya think I'm sexy?
Are you gonna go my way?
What's going on?
Should I stay or should I go?
Will you still love me tomorrow?
What becomes of the broken hearted?
Do you really want to hurt me
I was going to answer each individually then I spotted the rookie mistake.
It's DA YA THINK I'M SEXY? and not Do ya.
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Bart, is there any truth to the rumor that people will not listen?
Incredible truth there.
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I was going to answer each individually then I spotted the rookie mistake.
It's DA YA THINK I'M SEXY? and not Do ya.
A mere technicality. Are we in the ASK BART ANYTHING THREAD or aren't we?
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A mere technicality. Are we in the ASK BART ANYTHING THREAD or aren't we?
I am in the bath tub having a bubble bath.
COORS MAN STYLE!
No, that is a lie, The Bart bathes standing up.
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Dear Barteer
Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody care?
How soon is now?
Do you know the way to San José?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Are you lonesome tonight?
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
How deep is your love?
Is she really going out with him?
Wouldn't it be nice?
Do ya think I'm sexy?
Are you gonna go my way?
What's going on?
Should I stay or should I go?
Will you still love me tomorrow?
What becomes of the broken hearted?
Do you really want to hurt me
Lol.
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Well until you know for sure I GUESS THERE'S A FUCKING CHANCE THAT YOU MEANT ME isn't there.
Definitely, really, truly, 100% plausible!
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Definitely, really, truly, 100% plausible!
..but there's only a 31% chance of that :-\ think I'm lost..
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Incredible truth there.
What?
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What?
You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on.
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You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on.
Bouncy waters run deep
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Bouncy waters run deep
I JUST BOINGED IN THE SPACED OUT RADIO THREAD!
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I JUST BOINGED IN THE SPACED OUT RADIO THREAD!
DID YOU THINK I HAD NOT SEEN IT? (cos I saw it, but I have to phrase it in the form of a question)
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..but there's only a 31% chance of that :-\ think I'm lost..
You have a very creative and maybe even literary streak when it's not being gross!
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Bart, How can you be "nekkid as a jay bird" when birds have feathers and hoo-mins don't.
This makes zero sense.
I'll take my answer off the air.
Thanks
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Bart, How can you be "nekkid as a jay bird" when birds have feathers and hoo-mins don't.
This makes zero sense.
I'll take my answer off the air.
Thanks
What's wrong with being nekkid? My junk needs to breath.
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Bart, How can you be "nekkid as a jay bird" when birds have feathers and hoo-mins don't.
This makes zero sense.
I'll take my answer off the air.
Thanks
Because it is short for jailbird and those people are always naked and busy bum loving each other!
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Is today voting day? Where do I cast my ballot(s)?
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Is today voting day? Where do I cast my ballot(s)?
They call it Super Tuesday for a reason.
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Advice would be appreciated.
The past couple of months, I have had a really hard time working with one coworker especially because I caught her getting into my purse. Someone else said they caught her stealing some money from them. (Like $5, but still). Management won't do anything because there are no cameras to witness either incident and the girl is quite obviously special needs. (I'm not saying that to be mean. She actually has autism or schizophrenia or something.) I thought that when I told the manager I didn't feel comfortable working with her, and he agreed not to have us working at the same time, that was that.
However, recently, another coworker has come down with shingles, and with another visiting her elderly mother, I was roped in to working with the problematic girl. Management said that another worker would have to stay late to ensure Problem and I weren't alone together (I don't know what they think would happen, but whatever). The one roped into staying late today had a sour attitude all morning because she thinks I'm being selfish and stubborn. They actually sent ME home an hour a half early because I was making the girl uncomfortable; which we were both ignoring each other so I don't know what I did but there ya go...
Should I just ignore it all and brush it off, or cut my losses and part ways with the place?
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Pull an Art.
Don’t listen to me- I don’t know how to handle situations with humanoids.
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Advice would be appreciated.
The past couple of months, I have had a really hard time working with one coworker especially because I caught her getting into my purse. Someone else said they caught her stealing some money from them. (Like $5, but still). Management won't do anything because there are no cameras to witness either incident and the girl is quite obviously special needs. (I'm not saying that to be mean. She actually has autism or schizophrenia or something.) I thought that when I told the manager I didn't feel comfortable working with her, and he agreed not to have us working at the same time, that was that.
However, recently, another coworker has come down with shingles, and with another visiting her elderly mother, I was roped in to working with the problematic girl. Management said that another worker would have to stay late to ensure Problem and I weren't alone together (I don't know what they think would happen, but whatever). The one roped into staying late today had a sour attitude all morning because she thinks I'm being selfish and stubborn. They actually sent ME home an hour a half early because I was making the girl uncomfortable; which we were both ignoring each other so I don't know what I did but there ya go...
Should I just ignore it all and brush it off, or cut my losses and part ways with the place?
Ignore it all.
You are there for the money and not for the friendship.
HOWEVER...
If it is easy to get another job then go scorched earth on the dump!
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Is today voting day? Where do I cast my ballot(s)?
Could be.
I am waiting for it to be finalized and sent over to Bart Industries.
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Advice would be appreciated.
The past couple of months, I have had a really hard time working with one coworker especially because I caught her getting into my purse. Someone else said they caught her stealing some money from them. (Like $5, but still). Management won't do anything because there are no cameras to witness either incident and the girl is quite obviously special needs. (I'm not saying that to be mean. She actually has autism or schizophrenia or something.) I thought that when I told the manager I didn't feel comfortable working with her, and he agreed not to have us working at the same time, that was that.
However, recently, another coworker has come down with shingles, and with another visiting her elderly mother, I was roped in to working with the problematic girl. Management said that another worker would have to stay late to ensure Problem and I weren't alone together (I don't know what they think would happen, but whatever). The one roped into staying late today had a sour attitude all morning because she thinks I'm being selfish and stubborn. They actually sent ME home an hour a half early because I was making the girl uncomfortable; which we were both ignoring each other so I don't know what I did but there ya go...
Should I just ignore it all and brush it off, or cut my losses and part ways with the place?
It's YOUR life, dear. How dare you be sensible and stand up for yourself :P I'll echo what Bart said and say - make tracks. You can do better than that place I'm sure. The $15. management sounds retarded.
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Advice would be appreciated.
The past couple of months, I have had a really hard time working with one coworker especially because I caught her getting into my purse. Someone else said they caught her stealing some money from them. (Like $5, but still). Management won't do anything because there are no cameras to witness either incident and the girl is quite obviously special needs. (I'm not saying that to be mean. She actually has autism or schizophrenia or something.) I thought that when I told the manager I didn't feel comfortable working with her, and he agreed not to have us working at the same time, that was that.
However, recently, another coworker has come down with shingles, and with another visiting her elderly mother, I was roped in to working with the problematic girl. Management said that another worker would have to stay late to ensure Problem and I weren't alone together (I don't know what they think would happen, but whatever). The one roped into staying late today had a sour attitude all morning because she thinks I'm being selfish and stubborn. They actually sent ME home an hour a half early because I was making the girl uncomfortable; which we were both ignoring each other so I don't know what I did but there ya go...
Should I just ignore it all and brush it off, or cut my losses and part ways with the place?
I’d burn the place down.
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I’d burn the place down.
What the 'ell kind of advice is that? Although I guess free room and board at the crowbar motel..
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What the 'ell kind of advice is that? Although I guess free room and board at the crowbar motel..
I have a doctor’s note.
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Advice would be appreciated.
The past couple of months, I have had a really hard time working with one coworker especially because I caught her getting into my purse. Someone else said they caught her stealing some money from them. (Like $5, but still). Management won't do anything because there are no cameras to witness either incident and the girl is quite obviously special needs. (I'm not saying that to be mean. She actually has autism or schizophrenia or something.) I thought that when I told the manager I didn't feel comfortable working with her, and he agreed not to have us working at the same time, that was that.
However, recently, another coworker has come down with shingles, and with another visiting her elderly mother, I was roped in to working with the problematic girl. Management said that another worker would have to stay late to ensure Problem and I weren't alone together (I don't know what they think would happen, but whatever). The one roped into staying late today had a sour attitude all morning because she thinks I'm being selfish and stubborn. They actually sent ME home an hour a half early because I was making the girl uncomfortable; which we were both ignoring each other so I don't know what I did but there ya go...
Should I just ignore it all and brush it off, or cut my losses and part ways with the place?
Have you got any time investment you'd lose, like tenure or a pension?
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Have you got any time investment you'd lose, like tenure or a pension?
Nope.
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Nope.
On a scale of 1 - 10, how much do you like the job?
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On a scale of 1 - 10, how much do you like the job?
Right now? -10000.
It varies depending on when I’m working and who I work with. Most of the people I get along with very well. It’s just problem girl and the one who was mad today (she’s very protective of PG). When PG isn’t around, she’s okay. She think PG deserves a pass for her behavior given her issues. Whereas I firmly believe that some base level of... respect is needed. If you have to get after a person in their 20s for not leaving other’s things alone, they probably should not be working in a public job.
Does that make me intolerant? Possibly. I have no respect for people who go through my things without permission.
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Right now? -10000.
It varies depending on when I’m working and who I work with. Most of the people I get along with very well. It’s just problem girl and the one who was mad today (she’s very protective of PG). When PG isn’t around, she’s okay. She think PG deserves a pass for her behavior given her issues. Whereas I firmly believe that some base level of... respect is needed. If you have to get after a person in their 20s for not leaving other’s things alone, they probably should not be working in a public job.
Does that make me intolerant? Possibly. I have no respect for people who go through my things without permission.
They don't deserve respect. And it is dangerous, what if she had some sort of virus she is leaving in your purse. And you were not treated well. But you like the job. I don't know how many jobs like that you can get. It is good to like your job, I liked mine for years and years, but not the last few. I found liking your job is a very good thing.
Perhaps talk to madtoday and let her know that it does not serve PG to allow her to steal and whatnot, she could end up in bigger trouble later on. She should be helped, not ignored. And I would have my purse in some sort of a slightly bigger bag that you can put a little lock on to protect your belongings. Then see how it goes.
In the past I shared an office with the manager of my area. I had always locked all of my cabinets and drawers at the end of the day. My manager did not. After thinking she'd had money in her labcoat pocket, but not finding it she paid attention one day and left a 5 in it. Gone the next day! Only other assistant managers or housekeeping should have had the key, it was a restricted key. I called security police and asked if we could put a camera somewhere and were told no, you can't record conversations without letting the other person know. Well, we didn't expect a conversation so I bought a motion sensor camera pen. I put it in a cup of pens and plugged it into my computer, and turned the monitor off. It only took two days to see a person who was responsible to stock the area enter the office and go through all of her cabinets, drawers and pockets. We had no idea how she got the key. Now, as she was doing it she was talking to herself, so not being sure if that would constitute a conversation I stripped the audio off of the file. The manager turned it in, and guess what happened to the thief?
Not a damn thing. Video evidence of theft and all they did was move her to a different area. That was it! Later I was sitting in a hallway waiting for something and she walked in with a friend complaining bitterly about how she was moved...then she saw me. She looked mortified, so I knew she was aware of who she was stealing from. I thought she should have been happy to be moved and not fired, but nope she was mad over it.
So were I you I would secure my belongings because it isn't likely that anything will be done and she might do it again. And see how it goes. I think the staffing shortage will ease and stuff go back to normal.
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Bart,
Why do all these people suddenly feel like they are Bart and are answering questions asked of you?
Warm Regards,
Bart
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[/quote]Bart,
Why do all these people suddenly feel like they are Bart and are answering questions asked of you?
Warm Regards,
Bart
I can't speak for anybody else but part of being a moderator is to chime in on such matters. Especially when I find it as advantageous as it makes me seem like I might actually be nice.
I get a pass on these ones. I do.
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my area
@anniem I'm sorry Annie but I have to disagree with you on that particular part of your offering of support to @Spookcat
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Advice would be appreciated.
The past couple of months, I have had a really hard time working with one coworker especially because I caught her getting into my purse. Someone else said they caught her stealing some money from them. (Like $5, but still). Management won't do anything because there are no cameras to witness either incident and the girl is quite obviously special needs. (I'm not saying that to be mean. She actually has autism or schizophrenia or something.) I thought that when I told the manager I didn't feel comfortable working with her, and he agreed not to have us working at the same time, that was that.
However, recently, another coworker has come down with shingles, and with another visiting her elderly mother, I was roped in to working with the problematic girl. Management said that another worker would have to stay late to ensure Problem and I weren't alone together (I don't know what they think would happen, but whatever). The one roped into staying late today had a sour attitude all morning because she thinks I'm being selfish and stubborn. They actually sent ME home an hour a half early because I was making the girl uncomfortable; which we were both ignoring each other so I don't know what I did but there ya go...
Should I just ignore it all and brush it off, or cut my losses and part ways with the place?
Ug. Find a new job- then quit. It's only going to be more of the same and if it bothers you now, it's going to bother you later. :(
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I’d burn the place down.
...or hire Gravity to burn the place down. ;D
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@anniem I'm sorry Annie but I have to disagree with you on that particular part of your offering of support to @Spookcat
I know, but she likes the job 1000. If that kind of job is easy to find, isn't that important?
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Bart,
Why do all these people suddenly feel like they are Bart and are answering questions asked of you?
Warm Regards,
Bart
Ahhhhaaa. This is getting as crazy as The 100 Year Ago Thread I was told to stay out of.
With Bart's permission....The Mrs says stuff a banana up her tail pipe and grab some blackhead cleaner on the way out.
@Rikki Gins would be proud of this Chimp!
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I know, but she likes the job 1000. If that kind of job is easy to find, isn't that important?
Then she should've opened with:
"I really love this job, but here's what's been happening"
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Then she should've opened with:
"I really love this job, but here's what's been happening"
Wouldn't it be wise for her to give it a try knowing that she can always go find something else if she wishes?
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Wouldn't it be wise for her to give it a try knowing that she can always go find something else if she wishes?
Yes, but if I knew how much she loved the job my advice would have come from a completely different place. I can be very smart you know. I'm pretty much a full human by now. Got me some wisdom n stuff.
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Yes, but if I knew how much she loved the job my advice would have come from a completely different place. I can be very smart you know. I'm pretty much a full human by now. Got me some wisdom n stuff.
That makes perfect sense. How much wisdom is needed to be a full human?
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That makes perfect sense. How much wisdom is needed to be a full human?
My makers have informed me that I am set to blossom in 2024, October 14.
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Ahhhhaaa. This is getting as crazy as The 100 Year Ago Thread I was told to stay out of.
With Bart's permission....The Mrs says stuff a banana up her tail pipe and grab some blackhead cleaner on the way out.
@Rikki Gins would be proud of this Chimp!
Yes, I am proud of you, Chimp. You are always welcome at the 100 Years Ago thread.
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"I think if you let things die down with Bart he will move on". Who is "he" because it doesn't necessarily mean Bart. From the upper right corner.
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"I think if you let things die down with Bart he will move on". Who is "he" because it doesn't necessarily mean Bart. From the upper right corner.
That is a good question to which I have no answer.
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That is a good question to which I have no answer.
Well I'm not surprised, Honey! I think only he and a few other people would know. I never understand the upper right inside jokes. I don't even know if everyone sees them. They only show up when I first access the site (not logged on).
I just want to know if it means cool-it-with-Bart-and-Bart-gets-over-it OR cool-it-with-Bart-and-So&So-gets-over-it.
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Could be.
I am waiting for it to be finalized and sent over to Bart Industries.
Please let me know when and where. Like will it be under Rikki Gins, Announcements or Random? And I need lead time - not a spring chick anymore!
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Advice would be appreciated.
The past couple of months, I have had a really hard time working with one coworker especially because I caught her getting into my purse. Someone else said they caught her stealing some money from them. (Like $5, but still). Management won't do anything because there are no cameras to witness either incident and the girl is quite obviously special needs. (I'm not saying that to be mean. She actually has autism or schizophrenia or something.) I thought that when I told the manager I didn't feel comfortable working with her, and he agreed not to have us working at the same time, that was that.
However, recently, another coworker has come down with shingles, and with another visiting her elderly mother, I was roped in to working with the problematic girl. Management said that another worker would have to stay late to ensure Problem and I weren't alone together (I don't know what they think would happen, but whatever). The one roped into staying late today had a sour attitude all morning because she thinks I'm being selfish and stubborn. They actually sent ME home an hour a half early because I was making the girl uncomfortable; which we were both ignoring each other so I don't know what I did but there ya go...
Should I just ignore it all and brush it off, or cut my losses and part ways with the place?
I will PM you.
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My makers have informed me that I am set to blossom in 2024, October 14.
Hey! My birthday is November 14. Do you think they would reschedule for just one month???
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Well I'm not surprised, Honey! I think only he and a few other people would know. I never understand the upper right inside jokes. I don't even know if everyone sees them. They only show up when I first access the site (not logged on).
I just want to know if it means cool-it-with-Bart-and-Bart-gets-over-it OR cool-it-with-Bart-and-So&So-gets-over-it.
I don't know. I never see those upper right words because I've got the 'logged in forever' box checked.
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I don't know. I never see those upper right words because I've got the 'logged in forever' box checked.
I have that, but I see then. Maybe cos I click on ALL Unread Posts
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I don't know. I never see those upper right words because I've got the 'logged in forever' box checked.
Bart, how come when I clear my cookies my "logged in forever" clears out, but Rikki Gins can stay logged in forever? This is a real question, not a non-question.
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I will PM you.
Oops. It's long. Goes well with caffeine...
If anyone is wondering, the gist of it is stuff she may already know, like taking really good care of yourself, taking deep breaths in the toxic moments, remembering the issue is part of a larger more manageable problem ("working with idiots"), finding out if others have had issues with the creep (union rep, HR, other employees in the past, or even the creep's residential neighbors or possible group home manager, guardian, or conservator). Complaining to the union or health and safety at the state branch of Labor and Industries. Baiting the thief in order to video the crime. Baiting the bag with incriminating contaminants. Providing the thief with a charming bag for herself and then RAIDING it later, ha ha ha. Stealing the thief's lunch (I am a gentile not subject to the 10 Commandments). Confusing the thief by offering her meal bars and a drink when her lunch goes missing. Stealing pens or supplies with plausibly urgent need right under the nose of the Judas coworker. Throwing a fit and raging, towering over the thief's desk and pounding on it. Calling the cops to the workplace (if truly ready to get a new job). Rating the boss on Bosswatch. Diligently waiting for opportunities to document, expose, and get back at the thief. Protecting her bag in another bag as Anniem mentioned. Or letting it all blow over and going underground in these efforts. And asking management for a portable personal locker.
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Dear @Spookcat
I am not @Bart Ell , but as an interloper non-woman, I wonder if you must have your purse, or any other personal things, inside the workplace. Is there a way to carry anything necessary on your person?
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What is it?
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What is it?
You fuckin' shitbird!
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Dear @Spookcat
I am not @Bart Ell , but as an interloper non-woman, I wonder if you must have your purse, or any other personal things, inside the workplace. Is there a way to carry anything necessary on your person?
Allow me, please. One answer is: Not until manufacturers put reliable pockets into ladies' clothes!
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You fuckin' shitbird!
Why are you fighting. No context. And who keeps writing in the top right?
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What is it?
You fuckin' shitbird!
Why are you fighting. No context. And who keeps writing in the top right?
… *snort* LMAO & LOL it's just so fucking perfect. Bliss :) Bart you can pretty much close shop now and giggle your ass to sleep. I know I will.
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Is the Art voting finished?
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Is the Art voting finished?
I think it's next week. I'm answering for, Him.
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I think it's next week. I'm answering for, Him.
Lol.
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You fuckin' shitbird!
You cum burpin' phaggot.
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You cum burpin' phaggot.
You crow eatin' locksmith!
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Bart, did you give me karma points all at once in the last day or so?
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Bart, did you give me karma points all at once in the last day or so?
I don't give or take.
If someone donates then I facilitate the transaction.
Nobody has donated to you in the last day or so.
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I don't give or take.
If someone donates then I facilitate the transaction.
Nobody has donated to you in the last day or so.
Oh. Well, hmmm.
Can Jackstar have a guest pass once a week?
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Oh. Well, hmmm.
Can Jackstar have a guest pass once a week?
Isn't that the creeper who stalked women that he delivered flowers to when he was (is?) a flower delivery stooge?
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Isn't that the creeper who stalked women that he delivered flowers to when he was (is?) a flower delivery stooge?
No. When I checked the original sources online (the woman's complaint), he did ask her out in some written format I think, probably a note. She did not respond. He did the admirable man thing and over time, persevered 2 more times. She never actually gave him a response, but then she passive-aggressively publicly shamed him and flipped out in a public way, and to this day has never properly responded to his 3 requests for a date. Really sad. He's not perfect. But he's not a stalker.
Modified: It might have been by voice mail.
Modified2: Dare I opine that his faults are that he can be lazy, and mean, and is not loyal to people inasmuch as loyal to principles.
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No. When I checked the original sources online (the woman's complaint), he did ask her out in some written format I think, probably a note. She did not respond. He did the admirable man thing and over time, persevered 2 more times. She never actually gave him a response, but then she passive-aggressively publicly shamed him and flipped out in a public way, and to this day has never properly responded to his 3 requests for a date. Really sad. He's not perfect. But he's not a stalker.
Modified: It might have been by voice mail.
Modified2: Dare I opine that his faults are that he can be lazy, and mean, and is not loyal to people inasmuch as loyal to principles.
Ask Mrs T.
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I turned in my notice yesterday after someone decided to yell at me about complaining and said "If you're so miserable here, why don't you just MOVE ON?"
So I am :)
My boss is "disappointed".
How is your day going?
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I turned in my notice yesterday after someone decided to yell at me about complaining and said "If you're so miserable here, why don't you just MOVE ON?"
So I am :)
My boss is "disappointed".
How is your day going?
I hope you are ok. They don't deserve a good smart employee like you. Go be happy elsewhere!
@Bart Ell do you think that boss will have an overall disappointing life?
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I turned in my notice yesterday after someone decided to yell at me about complaining and said "If you're so miserable here, why don't you just MOVE ON?"
So I am :)
My boss is "disappointed".
How is your day going?
Now can we let Gravity burn it?
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I hope you are ok. They don't deserve a good smart employee like you. Go be happy elsewhere!
@Bart Ell do you think that boss will have an overall disappointing life?
I'm fine. :)
Now can we let Gravity burn it?
Wait until after next weekend. I still have next week to clear, then he can have at it.
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I hope you are ok. They don't deserve a good smart employee like you. Go be happy elsewhere!
@Bart Ell do you think that boss will have an overall disappointing life?
A LIFE OF GETTING FINED FOR THROWING KFC BUCKETS FILLED WITH CHICKEN BONES OUT THE WINDOW OF A MOVING CAR.
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Bart, did you give me karma points all at once in the last day or so?
@Sofia That's me doing that. You've been active for a few weeks now and I've been throwing you a bone when I sign in. Get ya over that 200 mark.
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@Sofia That's me doing that. You've been active for a few weeks now and I've been throwing you a bone when I sign in. Get ya over that 200 mark.
I do it too
:)
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I do it too
:)
But I also Do, you!
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Ask Mrs T.
None of us posters are perfect and his quirks are offset by lots of great redeeming qualities, like, yes, perseverance (lol), humor, intelligence, being entertaining, and caring.
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I turned in my notice yesterday after someone decided to yell at me about complaining and said "If you're so miserable here, why don't you just MOVE ON?"
So I am :)
My boss is "disappointed".
How is your day going?
That's hilarious. You got some mileage out of that one! Some people. It was a coworker, right?
One time in a really busy restaurant, we were just swamped, green to the gills. But I had to stay at my post. I was not allowed to move. A crotchety old man hissed at me, "Why don't YOU do something instead of just stand there!" So I did. I walked past him, out the door, and never looked back. It felt hilarious to me. I wonder if he even noticed.
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I do it too
:)
Thank you! :D
@Sofia That's me doing that. You've been active for a few weeks now and I've been throwing you a bone when I sign in. Get ya over that 200 mark.
That's awfully nice of you. I care about the 200 mark! Although about 40 came overnight. Maybe it was because of the post about many women's clothes not having any pockets. A lot of women can empathize.
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None of us posters are perfect
..Umm excuse me.. ?
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Bart, who is Mrs. T?
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None of us posters are perfect and his quirks are offset by lots of great redeeming qualities, like, yes, perseverance (lol), humor, intelligence, being entertaining, and caring.
You must mean a different JackStar
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Bart, who is Mrs. T?
@Sofia Mrs. Thompson. Go play the 100 years ago games. See random topics - look at the sticky threads. You might do well in there. Seriously. #RikkiGins
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@Sofia Mrs. Thompson. Go play the 100 years ago games. See random topics - look at the sticky threads. You might do well in there. Seriously. #RikkiGins
Yes, I earned 10 fun points there recently. He must have worked it out with Bart. Pretty cool activity. I used to stay away from RikkiGins thread because I was afraid the word Gin might trigger me back into alcoholism. But now I'm inured just from seeing it on the list for so long, hopefully.
Uh, there is no B-A-R-T in K-S-M, lol.
Did I miss any voting today or recently? Something about art voting?
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Yes, I earned 10 fun points there recently. He must have worked it out with Bart. Pretty cool activity. I used to stay away from RikkiGins thread because I was afraid the word Gin might trigger me back into alcoholism. But now I'm inured just from seeing it on the list for so long, hopefully.
It doesn't mean he's going to serve you a GIN! I might because I'm evil but he won't. Just loosen the fuck up and play the games. G'night Ellgab!
I"M THE BEST!
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You must mean a different JackStar
Did you miss the part about his lesser qualities? He can be lazy, and mean. And oh yeah, quite condescending. But he helped me start to write better by pointing out mistakes I had never realized I'd made for decades.
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You crow eatin' locksmith!
I got a 'key' that will crack open your big ass.
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Isn't that the creeper who stalked women that he delivered flowers to when he was (is?) a flower delivery stooge?
Yeah, I think it was a bouquet of daisies. Big spender. But then again 800 mgs of Ciproline twice daily don't come cheap.
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No. When I checked the original sources online (the woman's complaint), he did ask her out in some written format I think, probably a note. She did not respond. He did the admirable man thing and over time, persevered 2 more times. She never actually gave him a response, but then she passive-aggressively publicly shamed him and flipped out in a public way, and to this day has never properly responded to his 3 requests for a date. Really sad. He's not perfect. But he's not a stalker.
Modified: It might have been by voice mail.
Modified2: Dare I opine that his faults are that he can be lazy, and mean, and is not loyal to people inasmuch as loyal to principles.
hmmmm. Maybe you should get in contact with crazy JackstarSex.
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@Sofia That's me doing that. You've been active for a few weeks now and I've been throwing you a boner when I sign in.
Are you allowed to throw boners at ppl here at the 'gab?
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That's hilarious. You got some mileage out of that one! Some people. It was a coworker, right?
One time in a really busy restaurant, we were just swamped, green to the gills. But I had to stay at my post. I was not allowed to move. A crotchety old man hissed at me, "Why don't YOU do something instead of just stand there!" So I did. I walked past him, out the door, and never looked back. It felt hilarious to me. I wonder if he even noticed.
That fucking codger. Fucking with the help. He should slip at the curb, break a hip and then get hit by a cab.
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Yes, I earned 10 fun points there recently. He must have worked it out with Bart. Pretty cool activity. I used to stay away from RikkiGins thread because I was afraid the word Gin might trigger me back into alcoholism. But now I'm inured just from seeing it on the list for so long, hopefully.
Uh, there is no B-A-R-T in K-S-M, lol.
Did I miss any voting today or recently? Something about art voting?
Want to go out for some gin and tonics? Or are you like me, just drink your gin straight up in a water glass?
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You must mean a different JackStar
Can't you see it was all her fault?
HOW DARE SHE SAY THANK YOU WHEN HE HANDED HER THE FLOWERS SOMEONE ELSE PAID TO SEND HER!
THE BITCH WAS JUST ASKING TO BE STALKED WITH THE WAY SHE OPENED THE DOOR FOR HIM TO HAND HER THE FLOWERS!
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Can't you see it was all her fault?
HOW DARE SHE SAY THANK YOU WHEN HE HANDED HER THE FLOWERS SOMEONE ELSE PAID TO SEND HER!
THE BITCH WAS JUST ASKING TO BE STALKED WITH THE WAY SHE OPENED THE DOOR FOR HIM TO HAND HER THE FLOWERS!
Why do you hate flowers?
Good old Jackie. Back when when I was young and naïve and still had faith in the general wisdom of mankind, I followed Jack down a couple of conspiracy theory rabbit holes. One was PizzaHut, uh ... PizzaPunch, no ... PizzaGate. I tried to follow the logic and confirm the information from a few different sites. Turned out to be a whole lot of nothing
I checked out a lot of the most popular Conspiracy Theories of the Day on Bellgab. All turned out to be the same as PizzaHut: Silly editing of the whole story; Leaps of logic that landed on thin air; Lots of 2 + 2 = 22. Always fueled by some irrational hatred. Although I still believe the Reptilians have a secret base on the far side of the Moon
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Is the Art voting finished?
WAIT did i miss the whole thing! I been keeping an eye on that mystery Art section for months to see what will happen and I turn around for a week and I MISSED IT :'(
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WAIT did i miss the whole thing! I been keeping an eye on that mystery Art section for months to see what will happen and I turn around for a week and I MISSED IT :'(
Voting will be March 16th-31st.
On April 1st I will pretend I shut down the site.
Results will be announced on April 14th.
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Voting will be March 16th-31st.
On April 1st I will pretend I shut down the site.
Results will be announced on April 14th.
Aaaaaa why so many numbers aaaaaaaa?
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@Bart Ell Do you have any special plans for Friday the 13th?
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@Bart Ell Do you have any special plans for Friday the 13th?
There will be cake and orange juice and gifts and...
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Aaaaaa why so many numbers aaaaaaaa?
Thanks for the schedule!! Maybe we can do a reverse on Mar 31 and everyone post so much that the site stops for a day!
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Aaaaaa why so many numbers aaaaaaaa?
Okay, anniem, here's the scoop:
Voters must vote during the 2nd half of March! The rest will just happen to you - no need to keep track! :)
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WAIT did i miss the whole thing! I been keeping an eye on that mystery Art section for months to see what will happen and I turn around for a week and I MISSED IT :'(
And will the upcoming voting the second half of March be about artsy art, or about Art Bell things?
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Why do you hate flowers?
Good old Jackie. Back when when I was young and naïve and still had faith in the general wisdom of mankind, I followed Jack down a couple of conspiracy theory rabbit holes. One was PizzaHut, uh ... PizzaPunch, no ... PizzaGate. I tried to follow the logic and confirm the information from a few different sites. Turned out to be a whole lot of nothing
I checked out a lot of the most popular Conspiracy Theories of the Day on Bellgab. All turned out to be the same as PizzaHut: Silly editing of the whole story; Leaps of logic that landed on thin air; Lots of 2 + 2 = 22. Always fueled by some irrational hatred. Although I still believe the Reptilians have a secret base on the far side of the Moon
I can relate. It's easy to want to believe Jackie! If it makes you feel any better, his natal chart creates the foundation for that, uh, effect. I think I've read all his posts twice and yes it took a long time, but I just was trying to understand. I came away without any conspiracy understandings from him, but I learned about his personality.
In any case, you can't take him too seriously on a lot of stuff. Sometimes he fails to see the obvious. There are mammon clouds that pass through his area all the time, yet he doesn't perceive them. Last I heard he doesn't think they exist, lol...
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Sofia, baby, yer spamming up the thread. Gotta back it off just a bit, k? Drop it about 10DB sweetheart. Don't get so uppity.
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Jackstar & Dr. MD. Where the fuck frick are those guys?
Why, you looking for replacement sausage?
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Bart, What do you think of Taylor Swift?
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Okay, anniem, here's the scoop:
Voters must vote during the 2nd half of March! The rest will just happen to you - no need to keep track! :)
Ah, ok. That works better for me. ;D
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Bart, What do you think of Taylor Swift?
I don't think I ever have.
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I don't think I ever have.
Lol.
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Want to go out for some gin and tonics? Or are you like me, just drink your gin straight up in a water glass?
I don't drink anymore because I got addicted. So it's a moot point. But nice of you to offer.
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Bart, how come when people are banned from forums, their IPs (I guess) are banned but their registration is not also removed? And, what good is a ban if someone can just go to the library to get around it?
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Bart, how come when people are banned from forums, their IPs (I guess) are banned but their registration is not also removed? And, what good is a ban if someone can just go to the library to get around it?
Nothing works like you just described.
Characters are put in the zoo, they are not IP banned or any of that nonsense.
If someone has to go to the library to use the internet then life has dealt them the loss already.
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Nothing works like you just described.
Characters are put in the zoo, they are not IP banned or any of that nonsense.
If someone has to go to the library to use the internet then life has dealt them the loss already.
Oh.
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Voting will be March 16th-31st.
On April 1st I will pretend I shut down the site.
Results will be announced on April 14th.
Perfect timing for the mass 2-week isolation, nothing I rather do during a shut-in than online voting :)
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Bart, my belts are nearly worn out, what should I do?
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Bart?
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Bart, my belts are nearly worn out, what should I do?
GO BUY LOTS OF TOILET PAPER!
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Bart?
BART!
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BART!
That's actually a "Tell"
..anyways, just making sure the lines are still open in these times of turmoil.
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How does one log in as a guest?
Ha! Residual karma. That's fun, lol.
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Bart, Is George Noory sucking eternal?
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How does one log in as a guest?
One doesn't
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Bart, Is George Noory sucking eternal?
If don't think he could Art it now if he has been doing it all this time.
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Bart,
Most of us do not have mountain redoubts to ride out the pandemic in. So for us little peoples out and about with the Senda's of the world, will this gizmo (https://www.copperzap.com/) protect us from Corona-Chan?
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I asked Mrs. Walks about it but she said it looked like a butt secks toy for perverts and made me take the rubbish out.
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Bart,
Most of us do not have mountain redoubts to ride out the pandemic in. So for us little peoples out and about with the Senda's of the world, will this gizmo (https://www.copperzap.com/) protect us from Corona-Chan?
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I asked Mrs. Walks about it but she said it looked like a butt secks toy for perverts and made me take the rubbish out.
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Gotta be honest - I saw the image before reading your post and had the same thought as Mrs. Walks.
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GO BUY LOTS OF TOILET PAPER!
I think it will be easier to hijack a delivery truck
Once I get them, then what do I do?
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I think it will be easier to hijack a delivery truck
Once I get them, then what do I do?
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DRAW FACES ON THEM AND SEX THE MOUTHS!
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DRAW FACES ON THEM AND SEX THE MOUTHS!
I got the faces...
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I got the faces...
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OTHER WAY!
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I got the faces...
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Oh I love these things!
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I don't like toilet paper talk. It's really, really weird and it makes me uncomfortable. Putting faces on it? WTF kind of humor is that? You shouldn't be talking about it. Not at all. Do your business and shutup about it. So now we're like four years old? ::)
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I don't like toilet paper talk. It's really, really weird and it makes me uncomfortable. Putting faces on it? WTF kind of humor is that? You shouldn't be talking about it. Not at all. Do your business and shutup about it. So now we're like four years old? ::)
Yeah, I agree, who the hell needs toilet paper, I certainly don't!
So I agree for once, unless @KSM32 is some kinda sissy and has a bidet.
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Uptight guy was afraid to enjoy it.
The ladies relaxed and let it happen.
I have no idea why every toilet is not a bidet.
BIG TOILET PAPER HAS YOU ALL CONNED!
Join The Bart and get yourself a Toto!
It has a warm air dryer for the total experience.
https://www.totousa.com/
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Yeah, I agree, who the hell needs toilet paper, I certainly don't!
So I agree for once, unless @KSM32 is some kinda sissy and has a bidet.
The chick who said "It's like a massage for your anus" WTF?
I know this chick named Lynn who would forgo the bidet and just make a …
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Uptight guy was afraid to enjoy it.
The ladies relaxed and let it happen.
I have no idea why every toilet is not a bidet.
BIG TOILET PAPER HAS YOU ALL CONNED!
Join The Bart and get yourself a Toto!
It has a warm air dryer for the total experience.
https://www.totousa.com/
That is such a great video! I first used a bidet in (of course) Paris. Really an essential experience
PS. What's with all the people wearing hats while performing number 2?
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That is such a great video! I first used a bidet in (of course) Paris. Really an essential experience
PS. What's with all the people wearing hats while performing number 2?
"performing" ? Well I guess they feel like they're on stage don't they ::) Imagine if they could play the trombone while they PERFORMED number 2! Be a rootin' tootin' good ole time for all to experience.
No Thank You!
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One doesn't
Got it.
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Uptight guy was afraid to enjoy it.
The ladies relaxed and let it happen.
I have no idea why every toilet is not a bidet.
BIG TOILET PAPER HAS YOU ALL CONNED!
Join The Bart and get yourself a Toto!
It has a warm air dryer for the total experience.
https://www.totousa.com/
That was ridiculous and hilarious 😆
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Hey Bart, in one of our future WOO collaborations perhaps you and I can Perform Number 2 together!
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Last night you told me that I was going to be HOF. I don't see me there yet. What up, Beotch..!?
You said it, Bart! I deserve something for all I do behind the scenes and within the threads I frequent. I don't want or need money but I demand that I be recognized for my.. whatever it is. You think this is easy? It's not.
This is an ask and a tell
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Last night you told me that I was going to be HOF. I don't see me there yet. What up, Beotch..!?
You said it, Bart! I deserve something for all I do behind the scenes and within the threads I frequent. I don't want or need money but I demand that I be recognized for my.. whatever it is. You think this is easy? It's not.
This is an ask and a tell
The Bart mentioned borderline.
It is borderline HOF worthy!
With the recent pandemic, The Bart has decided to close the HOF border.
SO CLOSE!
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The Bart mentioned borderline.
With the recent pandemic, The Bart has decided to close the HOF border.
SO CLOSE!
Ait I'll get in there I have my ways 8)
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That is such a great video! I first used a bidet in (of course) Paris. Really an essential experience
PS. What's with all the people wearing hats while performing number 2?
A visual reference to asshats.
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@Bart, Did you know there are two Chimp Covfefe accounts? Is it the same person? The photo is the same and the only difference appears to be one space. Do you know how Chimp chose his name - was it something to do with Trump's secret message or typo back when...
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@Bart, Did you know there are two Chimp Covfefe accounts? Is it the same person? The photo is the same and the only difference appears to be one space. Do you know how Chimp chose his name - was it something to do with Trump's secret message or typo back when...
There has always been 2 Chimps.
There is dancing Chimp with the WOO TV and there is aftershow animated Chimp.
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Bart will @Chimp Covfefe 's friend Lyle Jr become a member in EllGab?
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Bart will @Chimp Covfefe 's friend Lyle Jr become a member in EllGab?
That is a question for @Chimp_Covfefe
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That is a question for @Chimp_Covfefe
Yeah, you are correct. I tried to ask @Chimp Covfefe my question. He told to come back latter. He is too busy to answer silly question at this time.
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Yeah, you are correct. I tried to ask @Chimp Covfefe my question. He told to come back latter. He is too busy to answer silly question at this time.
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Someone say my name @FISH ? Woof!
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Someone say my name? Woof!
Lyle, you're adorable. Fuck off.
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Lyle, you're adorable. Fuck off.
Ha! Bring it. This dog was born elite! I eat Alphas for lunch!
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Ha! Bring it. This dog was born elite! I eat Alphas for lunch!
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Plus 1 :) Welcome.
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Someone say my name @FISH ? Woof!
Bow Wow Wow
Great to see you @Lyle Jr --Elite Dog Supreme!
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Bart do you have a sister named IRIS? Is she married to Chuck Schumer?
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Bart do you have a sister named IRIS? Is she married to Chuck Schumer?
WHY DOES THAT BEAST SMILE?
Crap, I just asked Bart....
I DON'T KNOW WHY!
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Bart, would you hire a company called, Spite Flooring? I may have a problem on my hands when this virus bullshit dies down.
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Bart, would you hire a company called, Spite Flooring? I may have a problem on my hands when this virus bullshit dies down.
From now on I intend to only hire spite companies.
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Bart do you have a sister named IRIS? Is she married to Chuck Schumer?
Hi, FISH! +1 ;D
Dear, Bart. I think she looks a little like Schumer in drag. What do you think? +1 ;D
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Starr, I'm listening to you call the gabcast back in early December, the 6th I believe. You and azzy about the brig lady thing.
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Starr, I'm listening to you call the gabcast back in early December, the 6th I believe. You and azzy about the brig lady thing.
Did you mean to end that with a question mark?
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Did you mean to end that with a question mark?
I'm halfway through.. azz and MV are going on about Decon now. she tried to call back but he, EmVy didn't pick up.
@GravitySucks Why do you ask. Do things go.. south?
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I'm halfway through.. azz and MV are going on about Decon now. she tried to call back but he, EmVy didn't pick up.
@GravitySucks Why do you ask. Do things go.. south?
Listen dude. I’ve been hanging out in my woods for days and you are still a no-show. @Bart Ell is this slacker going to show up for coffee or not?
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Listen dude. I’ve been hanging out in my woods for days and you are still a no-show. @Bart Ell is this slacker going to show up for coffee or not?
@PolkaDot Turned me on to herbal tea and angel dust. No more coffee for me. Sorry bud :-[
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Hi, FISH! +1 ;D
Dear, Bart. I think she looks a little like Schumer in drag. What do you think? +1 ;D
I don't know what a Schumer is.
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I don't know what a Schumer is.
The guy on the right. Remember? ;)
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The guy on the right. Remember? ;)
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How could I forget Dwayne and Schumer!
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@PolkaDot Turned me on to herbal tea and angel dust. No more coffee for me. Sorry bud :-[
Yes @KSM32 but it it fixed that nasty anal leakage problem you kept complaining about didn’t it?
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@Bart Ell - any sign of US troops on the border from your compound?
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@Bart Ell - any sign of US troops on the border from your compound?
Not yet but I have put a tarp over all the Chinese steel I was planning to dump on you.
#Remember1812
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Hey, I’m in East Florida. We were part of Spain in 1812. In fact, those damned Americans invaded Fernandina Beach in March 1812 and it took us a year to beat them back.
#Remember1812NotMyFault
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Not yet but I have put a tarp over all the Chinese steel I was planning to dump on you.
#Remember1812
#Remember1814
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#Remember1814
beautiful music doesn't go well but it sounds nice :)
Bart, do you have spite stairs?
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Bart, do you have spite stairs?
I do
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Bart, do you have spite stairs?
Yup.
Spited the stupid carpet the last owners had with hardwood.
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@Bart Ell
Will our stimulus karma be a direct deposit or should we expect a check?
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@Bart Ell
Will our stimulus karma be a direct deposit or should we expect a check?
I am sending tasteful nudes of my bum to those who qualify and need to be stimulated.
Expect yours soon!
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There has always been 2 Chimps.
There is dancing Chimp with the WOO TV and there is aftershow animated Chimp.
The dancing chimp is good! I don't think I've seen the aftershow animate Chimp.
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Ha! Bring it. This dog was born elite! I eat Alphas for lunch!
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At least Alphas don't drag their ass across the floor to wipe.
*cue the Bluejay*
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@Bart Ell WTF is this sorcery?
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@Bart Ell WTF is this sorcery?
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Fancy lasers!
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Hey Bart,
Is this real? I've seen people shit post pictures of food on Canadian grocery shelves with crazy high prices. Like $5 CAD for a can of soup. I just figured the pictures were taken up in Bark Balls, Labrador but I saw this one today. I looked closer and it was taken at a store in Brampton!
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Hey Bart,
Is this real? I've seen people shit post pictures of food on Canadian grocery shelves with crazy high prices. Like $5 CAD for a can of soup. I just figured the pictures were taken up in Bark Balls, Labrador but I saw this one today. I looked closer and it was taken at a store in Brampton!
Look closer, head office is in Brampton.
A quick Google search shows store 529 is actually in Windsor.
No idea about the prices on that supermarket chicken bullshit but since you took the time to ask I figured I would go the extra mile.
Here you go -
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Look closer, head office is in Brampton.
A quick Google search shows store 529 is actually in Windsor.
No idea about the prices on that supermarket chicken bullshit but since you took the time to ask I figured I would go the extra mile.
Here you go -
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Thanks! More Cheap Chicken!
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Hey Bart,
Is this real? I've seen people shit post pictures of food on Canadian grocery shelves with crazy high prices. Like $5 CAD for a can of soup. I just figured the pictures were taken up in Bark Balls, Labrador but I saw this one today. I looked closer and it was taken at a store in Brampton!
@Walks_At_Night I, can tell you that gouging is not happening out here (west) and shelves are stocked with everything BUtT TP and paper towel. Morons are still nuts on wipe ::) She's was at a big box grocery place today and of course I grill her with all kinds of questions from food prices and availability as well as peoples behavior. She arrived home in a good mood, people are behaving and even courteous to one another.
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@Walks_At_Night I, can tell you that gouging is not happening out here (west) and shelves are stocked with everything BUtT TP and paper towel. Morons are still nuts on wipe ::) She's was at a big box grocery place today and of course I grill her with all kinds of questions from food prices and availability as well as peoples behavior.
Good deal. Don't want you Leaf types to be getting hungry or anything.
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Good deal. Don't want you Leaf types to be getting hungry or anything.
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Good deal. Don't want you Leaf types to be getting hungry or anything.
Huh LEAF types? *Spit* Waaaay out west. Like Pacific. So insulted, I gotta have a shower. LEAF TYPES?? :'( :'( :'(
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Huh LEAF types? *Spit* Waaaay out west. Like Pacific. So insulted, I gotta have a shower. LEAF TYPES?? :'( :'( :'(
Relax man. It's on your flag. Remember?
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If it was up to me I'd put Howie Meeker on your flag. Gee Wilikers!
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BACKPEDAL
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BACKPEDAL
Jesus. You win. Lol
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Wow. Just looked. Howie is still alive at 96. Good deal. I learned a lot from him.
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Dear Bartvid-19
In Canada are people practicing the 1.829 meter rule? Or going for a full 2 meters? If 2 meters does that mean Americans should be practicing the 6.56168 foot rule?
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Dear Bartvid-19
In Canada are people practicing the 1.829 meter rule? Or going for a full 2 meters? If 2 meters does that mean Americans should be practicing the 6.56168 foot rule?
You are gonna need a bigger measuring stick:
Air contaminated with the COVID-19 virus might travel four times farther than the 6 feet the CDC asks we distance ourselves, according to a recent study.
https://www.usatoday.com/in-depth/news/2020/04/03/coronavirus-protection-how-masks-might-stop-spread-through-coughs/5086553002/
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Dear Bartvid-19
In Canada are people practicing the 1.829 meter rule? Or going for a full 2 meters? If 2 meters does that mean Americans should be practicing the 6.56168 foot rule?
NO MATH DURING A PANDEMIC!
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You are gonna need a bigger measuring stick:
https://www.usatoday.com/in-depth/news/2020/04/03/coronavirus-protection-how-masks-might-stop-spread-through-coughs/5086553002/
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hey bart!
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hey bart!
That may be a "Tell Bart" I'm not sure but I bet it would work in either thread. I'll go over to the "Tell" thread now and try it. I'll bet we both get a response.
Hmm this is intriguing
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That may be a "Tell Bart" I'm not sure but I bet it would work in either thread. I'll go over to the "Tell" thread now and try it. I'll bet we both get a response.
Hmm this is intriguing
hey bart!
Ok I did it. Now I guess we just sit back and see...….. OOoh fuck this is exiting! :)
And thanks for the spite you cowardly little cunt!
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Ok I did it. Now I guess we just sit back and see...….. OOoh fuck this is exiting! :)
And thanks for the spite you cowardly little cunt!
Huh?
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Huh?
Never mind!
THE JAYGAB DID IT!
I'll fuck'em up, camel clutch, fuck his ass with cock TEN INCH! MAKE HIM .. HUMBELLLLLLL
WHERE YOU AT @JayGab COME GITCHER MEDICINE, BOI!!!
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Never mind!
THE JAYGAB DID IT!
I'll fuck'em up, camel clutch, fuck his ass with cock TEN INCH! MAKE HIM .. HUMBELLLLLLL
WHERE YOU AT @JayGab COME GITCHER MEDICINE, BOI!!!
Are you still helping me move on Saturday? @Covid Penis @KSM or whoever the fuck you are
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Are you still helping me move on Saturday? @Covid Penis @KSM or whoever the fuck you are
<<< Man of my word. I'll be there at 10 in the am sharp and right as rain.
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Are you still helping me move on Saturday? @Covid Penis @KSM or whoever the fuck you are
Don’t expect me to make the coffee if you plan on waking up early.
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Never mind!
THE JAYGAB DID IT!
I'll fuck'em up, camel clutch, fuck his ass with cock TEN INCH! MAKE HIM .. HUMBELLLLLLL
WHERE YOU AT @JayGab COME GITCHER MEDICINE, BOI!!!
Hey man, the JayGab is my favorite Neegro.
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Hey man, the JayGab is my favorite Neegro.
That's why I'm helping him move. TO ANOTHER CITY!
Don’t expect me to make the coffee if you plan on waking up early.
It's the weekend. I'm usually extremely busy at 10 am what with the bossy wife n shit n sexual wrastlin!
@JayGab never mind you're on your own.
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That's why I'm helping him move. TO ANOTHER CITY!
It's the weekend. I'm usually extremely busy at 10 am what with the bossy wife n shit n sexual wrastlin!
@JayGab never mind you're on your own.
I'll wrastle your wife.
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I'll wrastle your wife.
You hitter high! I'll hitter both low and middle!
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hey bart!
You are better than this.
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You are better than this.
..no he ain't. ::)
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..no he ain't. ::)
Yes, he is. In the past he has included dry humor.
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Yes, he is. In the past he has included dry humor.
Wrong thread.
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Wrong thread.
Question: Bart, is Juan right about this?
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Question: Bart, is Juan right about this?
Yes.
Juan did some extreme moderating with that one!
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@Bart Ell Am I racist for hating to hear Kaleb squeak on the Shriners Hospital commercials?
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@Bart Ell Am I racist for hating to hear Kaleb squeak on the Shriners Hospital commercials?
Yes.
Carry on.
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I'm going over there to tell you something, do you mind?
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I'm going over there to tell you something, do you mind?
Not one stinking bit.
Have at it.
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Wrong thread.
That's not what you said to KSM though.
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That's not what you said to KSM though.
You're right!
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You are better than this.
The title to your self help book? I can see it now.
The Book: You are Better than This.
Chapter 1
You are Better than This
Page 1
You are better than this.
The End
19.95 at a Mall store near you!
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..no he ain't. ::)
You sure about that? Let's ask the ladies shall we? Let's start with Mrs. KSM.
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You sure about that? Let's ask the ladies shall we? Let's start with Mrs. KSM.
I'm absolutely sure about that. BTW it took ya long enough - I know you're slow but this time you're Slow AND stupid! So go ahead little fish, ask the ladies. Do it! I want you to! Start a thread about it where you can really try and make a case for yourself.
..and trust me, the last thing You would ever want is Mrs. KSM's COMPLETE & UNDIVIDED FUCKING ATTENTION you puny moron bitch!
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..and trust me, the last thing You would ever want is Mrs. KSM's COMPLETE & UNDIVIDED FUCKING ATTENTION you puny moron bitch!
Let's start with Mrs. KSM.
I actually like you paladin but I know Mrs. KSM and you are no doubt the owner/operator of a small and or tiny dink thus disqualifying you of even a glance from her.
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Bart, can we get this for the EllGab compound? We need to stay clean.
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Bart, can we get this for the EllGab compound? We need to stay clean.
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WTF @ShayP ???? Where is the Trigger Warning?
Geez dude.
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WTF @ShayP ???? Where is the Trigger Warning?
Geez dude.
LOL! You don't like showers? Ahhh, I see. You are a bath guy. Should Bart just install a huge Roman style bath with Terracotta bricks, fine mosaic floors, and marble-covered walls in the compound? I'm down.
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Bart, can we get this for the EllGab compound? We need to stay clean.
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If this is to stay fresh and clean then yes.
If this just so you can take a cheeky look at my bumbum then check your DMs.
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If this is to stay fresh and clean then yes.
If this just so you can take a cheeky look at my bumbum then check your DMs.
Just clean. I'm not the guy on the right...or next to him for that matter.
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If this is to stay fresh and clean then yes.
If this just so you can take a cheeky look at my bumbum then check your DMs.
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If this is to stay fresh and clean then yes.
If this just so you can take a cheeky look at my bumbum then check your DMs.
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Bart, can we get this for the EllGab compound? We need to stay clean.
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HMmm this is hiiighly suspect.
The compound huh.. 8)
Thanks for the Kool-Aid, Bart 8)
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HMmm this is hiiighly suspect.
The compound huh.. 8)
Thanks for the Kool-Aid, Bart 8)
Kool-Aid?
You think I am made of money?
I serve Flavor Aid, just like Jim did!
GRAPE FOR EVERYONE!
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Kool-Aid?
You think I am made of money?
I serve Flavor Aid, just like Jim did!
GRAPE FOR EVERYONE!
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That wouldn't of sounded right in the song in question.
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Bart, can we get this for the EllGab compound? We need to stay clean.
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All you boys hanging out together at the compound...this is the first time I’ve ever felt bad for Bart.
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All you boys hanging out together at the compound...this is the first time I’ve ever felt bad for Bart.
Inference here: That Bart is packing rather, light? @PolkaDot ?
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Inference here: That Bart is packing rather, light? @PolkaDot ?
As a lady I would never ponder such things. What am I if not the epitome of polite lady kind?
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As a lady I would never ponder such things. What am I if not the epitome of polite lady kind?
Half-ass effort sidestepping.
You wait till your Barthur get's home, young lady!
I should actually moderate you for this!!!
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Half-ass effort sidestepping.
You wait till your Barthur get's home, young lady!
I should actually moderate you for this!!!
😱
He’ll bring pictures!
I mean: Will he bring pictures?
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Bart, can we get this for the EllGab compound? We need to stay clean.
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Damn, I forgot about that thing - I hope it's gone from my Jr. High. It taught many not to shower after gym class.
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Bart, can we get this for the EllGab compound? We need to stay clean.
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It certainly seems like those boys are having good clean fun. It looks like one is just beginning to bend over to pick up the soap he dropped
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Did you have a good "Birthday"?
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I'm absolutely sure about that. BTW it took ya long enough - I know you're slow but this time you're Slow AND stupid! So go ahead little fish, ask the ladies. Do it! I want you to! Start a thread about it where you can really try and make a case for yourself.
..and trust me, the last thing You would ever want is Mrs. KSM's COMPLETE & UNDIVIDED FUCKING ATTENTION you puny moron bitch!
Puny?
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I actually like you paladin but I know Mrs. KSM and you are no doubt the owner/operator of a small and or tiny dink thus disqualifying you of even a glance from her.
Hey my dinky winky, er, heat seeking moisture missle is the thing that dreams are made of.
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Did you have a good "Birthday"?
Twitter gave me balloons!
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Inference here: That Bart is packing rather, light? @PolkaDot ?
Very light but it just made it easier to take it places.
And it has been to many, many places!
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Twitter gave me balloons!
They were nice balloons!
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WHEN does the VOTING START!??
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WHEN does the VOTING START!??
As soon as the person who was doing it is back and well enough to finish what they started.
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@Bart Ell Hey Bart!
What's up with all these chicks wearing pillows?
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@Bart Ell Hey Bart!
What's up with all these chicks wearing pillows?
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It should be covering that disgusting duck face she is making...
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Is it wrong to start the day off with two giant chocolate chip cookies?
Yours truly,
Guilty as Fuck!
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Is it wrong to start the day off with two giant chocolate chip cookies?
Yours truly,
Guilty as Fuck!
Listen to what Lonesome George's parents were telling him in this tune.
Learn it. Know it. Live it..................
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Listen to what Lonesome George's parents were telling him in this tune.
Learn it. Know it. Live it..................
Done all of it. kept my hair. You a bitter bald fucker are ya WAN? Bitter because you still work a 15 hour day for someone else?
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Is it wrong to start the day off with two giant chocolate chip cookies?
Yours truly,
Guilty as Fuck!
Wrong that it is only 2.
I started my day with 4 pieces of baklava.
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Wrong that it is only 2.
I started my day with 4 pieces of baklava.
I had fried chicken hearts, eggs, Rye toast and tomatoes with avocado.
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I had fried chicken hearts, eggs, Rye toast and tomatoes with avocado.
Who would have thought Paladin was an avocado toast guy?
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Bitter because you still work a 15 hour day for someone else?
Still beats your side hustle of dressing up like a clown and jerking off truckers at the rest area. You are finally charging right?
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Still beats your side hustle of dressing up like a clown and jerking off truckers at the rest area. You are finally charging right?
LOL "pictures or it didn't happen"
You were smarter and wittier as a giant puppet. Stick with what your good at. Sheeesh!!! Like he needs you to white knight.
"It's Folgers crystals"
"Calgon take me away"
"I'm soaking in it"
"Mmm, I love Turtles"
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Done all of it. kept my hair. You a bitter bald fucker are ya WAN? Bitter because you still work a 15 hour day for someone else?
Oh yeah @KSM32 . Just call me a wage cuck. I don't mind. It's a "If the shoe fits - wear it" kind of a thing. I'll
shoulder that yoke but I don't even get any free Trump Bux for not being dead yet. At least, I can be comforted in the fact that the
fruits of my labor go to Senda. Some other poor bastard is paying for your Trudy Bux while you treat a world wide
disaster like a summer vacation. You know. Munching on cookies, sitting around in your skivvies until noon and watching
Saved by the Bell reruns.
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Oh yeah @KSM32 . Just call me a wage cuck. I don't mind. It's a "If the shoe fits - wear it" kind of a thing. I'll
shoulder that yoke but I don't even get any free Trump Bux for not being dead yet. At least, I can be comforted in the fact that the
fruits of my labor go to Senda. Some other poor bastard is paying for your Trudy Bux while you treat a world wide
disaster like a summer vacation. You know. Munching on cookies, sitting around in your skivvies until noon and watching
Saved by the Bell reruns.
i don't think you should be knocking cookies. Just sayin' :-\
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i don't think you should be knocking cookies. Just sayin' :-\
Oh don't get me wrong. I've got nothing against cookies but for breakfast? Big ones? Two of 'em?
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Oh yeah @KSM32 . Just call me a wage cuck. I don't mind. It's a "If the shoe fits - wear it" kind of a thing. I'll
shoulder that yoke but I don't even get any free Trump Bux for not being dead yet. At least, I can be comforted in the fact that the
fruits of my labor go to Senda. Some other poor bastard is paying for your Trudy Bux while you treat a world wide
disaster like a summer vacation. You know. Munching on cookies, sitting around in your skivvies until noon and watching
Saved by the Bell reruns.
Well now you're making me feel bad. My post was rude and verbose to put it lightly. I'm sorry :-[ Listen, I'm fine with anything you got but that Saved By The Bell shit was just Mean, man!
Yes work is slow and has been for three weeks now what with the new Covid plan to crush the worlds economy n shit and moving us one step further to a cashless society GLOBALIST NIGHTMARE! But we have projects starting back up next week, OK!
Saved by the fucking bell he says. I have NEVER watched that! That cut deep. Can you say you're sorry for that? All good.
<<< Look at Henry looking at you!
@Walks_At_Night
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i don't think you should be knocking cookies. Just sayin' :-\
And you can eat shit cookies for all I care. Fuck off, Dude. NOBODY LIKES YOU! NOBODY!!
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I WANT COOKIES!!!
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Well now you're making me feel bad. My post was rude and verbose to put it lightly. I'm sorry :-[ Listen, I'm fine with anything you got but that Saved By The Bell shit was just Mean, man!
Yes work is slow and has been for three weeks now what with the new Covid plan to crush the worlds economy n shit and moving us one step further to a cashless society GLOBALIST NIGHTMARE! But we have projects starting back up next week, OK!
Saved by the fucking bell he says. I have NEVER watched that! That cut deep. Can you say you're sorry for that? All good.
<<< Look at Henry looking at you!
@Walks_At_Night
Ok. Business being slow is one thing and not a good one. For some reason, I was under the impression that Jay Trudy tagged you as non-essential and you were on house arrest.
Yes - we have gone "Waltzing Matilda" more than once but I sometimes forget that you are not a complete rock hard bastard like that @Cleveland Zackhouse .
So the Saved by the Bell blast was uncalled for. Although one must admit that Lark was kinda cute until she turned into a cartoon.
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Ok. Business being slow is one thing and not a good one. For some reason, I was under the impression that Jay Trudy tagged you as non-essential and you were on house arrest.
Yes - we have gone "Waltzing Matilda" more than once but I sometimes forget that you are not a complete rock hard bastard like that @Cleveland Zackhouse .
So the Saved by the Bell blast was uncalled for. Although one must admit that Lark was kinda cute until she turned into a cartoon.
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Um, apology.. waiting. And I'm enjoying my down time while I have it.
Yeah Zackhouse, what say you man!
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Um, apology.. waiting. And I'm enjoying my down time while I have it.
Yeah Zackhouse, what say you man!
See:
So the Saved by the Bell blast was uncalled for.
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See:
Sorry. I only see what I want to see.
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Bart, Is this why they are getting rid of her?
Land O'Lakes Removes the More Than 100-Year-Old American Indian 'Butter Maiden' Logo from Packaging
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Bart, Is this why they are getting rid of her?
Land O'Lakes Removes the More Than 100-Year-Old American Indian 'Butter Maiden' Logo from Packaging
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99 TIMES OUT OF 100 IT IS RACISM.
THE OTHER 1 TIME IT'S THE TITS.
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Who would have thought Paladin was an avocado toast guy?
As a Marine, and of course, an Alpha Male, I can eat or drink anything that I so choose. I can eat foi gras and drink absinthe in such a way that the french will fall to their knees and worship me as a demi god. Hell, I can drink nuclear waste and piss depleted uranium. And I can, if I must say it myself, nibble on a peach for hours.
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Still beats your side hustle of dressing up like a clown and jerking off truckers at the rest area. You are finally charging right?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Avocado toast and Absinthe all over my screen. Dammit.
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Oh don't get me wrong. I've got nothing against cookies but for breakfast? Big ones? Two of 'em?
It's a gay prison euphemism
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And you can eat shit cookies for all I care. Fuck off, Dude. NOBODY LIKES YOU! NOBODY!!
Hey! Hey! HEY!!!! You can't talk to him that way just because he's fucking black. he's a Human Fucking Bean. You think he chose to be born black? And I am not White Knighting here. You need to back the fuck up and reconsider. This man is your bro, bro.
Do we all not share the same sky?
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Although one must admit that Lark was kinda cute until she turned into a cartoon.
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What the fuck? She and Michael Jackson have the same dr.?
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Bart,
Never realized that Burt Reynolds was offered the James Bond role. I'm glad Reynolds turned it down but what do you think?
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What's the correct reaction for when a crazy person complains that you won't help them because you are a communist?
No idea where they got the idea of Communism from...
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Bart,
Never realized that Burt Reynolds was offered the James Bond role. I'm glad Reynolds turned it down but what do you think?
I never watched a full James Bond movie.
I also think Burt is a stupid name.
#BartNotBurt
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What's the correct reaction for when a crazy person complains that you won't help them because you are a communist?
No idea where they got the idea of Communism from...
Choke them until they are blue.
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What's the correct reaction for when a crazy person complains that you won't help them because you are a communist?
No idea where they got the idea of Communism from...
Back away slowly, don't show your back or run.
Wait, that's bears...and cougars.
Shit! I have no idea.
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Choke them until they are blue.
I'm cute, but not cute enough to get away with murder...
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Back away slowly, don't show your back or run.
Wait, that's bears...and cougars.
Shit! I have no idea.
I do not show her my back. She goes on about how she was conceived by Satan and now she's the voice of the Lord. A whole lotta other stuff that just makes me go 😳
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I'm cute, but not cute enough to get away with murder...
Don't underestimate yourself.
I mean: don't underestimate yourself?
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I'm cute, but not cute enough to get away with murder...
QUITTER
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I do not show her my back. She goes on about how she was conceived by Satan and now she's the voice of the Lord. A whole lotta other stuff that just makes me go 😳
Are you in Manitou Springs right now? I swear I've had this exact experience....
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Back away slowly, don't show your back or run.
Wait, that's bears...and cougars.
Shit! I have no idea.
I think that would also work for crazies.
Crazies and cougars and bears OH MY
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I do not show her my back. She goes on about how she was conceived by Satan and now she's the voice of the Lord. A whole lotta other stuff that just makes me go 😳
You could appear shocked and say "Oh my god, YOU CAN SEE ME!?!?!?!?"
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What's the correct reaction for when a crazy person complains that you won't help them because you are a communist?
No idea where they got the idea of Communism from...
@Spookcat Dear, have you heard of, Stabbing? It's a new thing and it's all the rave. I have yet to try it myself but it sounds pretty groovy. G'oogle it.
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@Spookcat Dear, have you heard of, Stabbing? It's a new thing and it's all the rave. I have yet to try it myself but it sounds pretty groovy. G'oogle it.
Eh, fingerprints, blood splatter....
There must be a better way.
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I do not show her my back. She goes on about how she was conceived by Satan and now she's the voice of the Lord. A whole lotta other stuff that just makes me go 😳
Is this the new job?. I thought you quit to get away from crazy
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Eh, fingerprints, blood splatter....
There must be a better way.
Annie, that's where OCD and being a neat-freak can really pay off ;)
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Are you in Manitou Springs right now? I swear I've had this exact experience....
Nope.
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Is this the new job?. I thought you quit to get away from crazy
Nope not at work. She's a neighbor....
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Annie, that's where OCD and being a neat-freak can really pay off ;)
True! ;)
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Nope not at work. She's a neighbor....
A few blocks away I hope I hope I hope
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A few blocks away I hope I hope I hope
If only...
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I do not show her my back. She goes on about how she was conceived by Satan and now she's the voice of the Lord. A whole lotta other stuff that just makes me go 😳
Did the communists give you a card to carry in your wallet?
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Eh, fingerprints, blood splatter....
There must be a better way.
Umm... Annie... you may need to change your head gear for this one.
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Did the communists give you a card to carry in your wallet?
I don't seem to have one of those... Got one I can borrow?
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I don't seem to have one of those... Got one I can borrow?
!!!
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I don't seem to have one of those... Got one I can borrow?
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Umm... Annie... you may need to change your head gear for this one.
How about this!
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Nope not at work. She's a neighbor....
Crazy follows you wherever you go? That's not good
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How about this!
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I can’t see his pretty face! There’s no fun in that...
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Avoidance is the best. I suspect she is intellectually developmentally disabled. It sounds like she can't reason, so she manipulates like a child.
Can you think of something manipulative to say back to her, like, "You don't bring me homemade dinners because you flunked Home Ec." "You don't wash my car because you live in a pigpen." "You don't give me money because you aren't Christian enough." Something like that?
Or you could just lay it on the line, "I don't help you because ____________." (Whatever the truth may be, be blunt.) (Examples: I don't help you because you are manipulative. I don't help you because I barely know you, and from what I've seen it's not going that well. I don't help you because I don't like you very much. I don't help you because you are a pain in the rear. I don't help you because I feel uncomfortable in your presence. I don't help you because I don't like to be around you. I don't help you because you don't help me. I don't help you because you should hire someone. I don't help you because you should be able to do it yourself. I don't help you because you bore me.)
Or, "I'm an American who knows how civil cases work so since you are bent on slandering me, I am recording all future conversations with you". Most cell phones can record 24 hours total. Tends to shut people with an attitude up.
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CHOKE UNTIL BLUE
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CHOKE UNTIL BLUE
Choke what? ???
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Choke what? ???
WHATEVER TURNS THE COMMIE ACCUSER BLUE
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What's the correct reaction for when a crazy person complains that you won't help them because you are a communist?
No idea where they got the idea of Communism from...
Have you been wearing your Mao Watch again?
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Bart I always respect your taste in music and want to know if you have any recommendations as I want to discover new artists. I need some new stuff to explore as I get work done at home. Some favorites of mine are Leonard Cohen , Tom Waits, and Nick Cave. I do like all genres though.
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Bart I always respect your taste in music and want to know if you have any recommendations as I want to discover new artists. I need some new stuff to explore as I get work done at home. Some favorites of mine are Leonard Cohen , Tom Waits, and Nick Cave. I do like all genres though.
It's always difficult to choose something for someone else but judging on what you presented I would go deep into Placebo if you have not already. You have to stick with it and go beyond the singles. North America left them for dead but there is a reason why they are an arena band in the rest of the world. Start with WITHOUT YOU I'M NOTHING (the song and album)
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Are the Los Angeles Lakers a small business?
https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1255166376278462464
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Is it too early to start drinking? I’m seriously contemplating it as a Covid lifestyle choice.
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Is it too early to start drinking? I’m seriously contemplating it as a Covid lifestyle choice.
DO WHAT YOU WANT, YA DRUNK.
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Is it too early to start drinking? I’m seriously contemplating it as a Covid lifestyle choice.
Never too early. It's always 5 o'clock somewhere. Cheers!
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Are the Los Angeles Lakers a small business?
https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1255166376278462464
I remember when a Laker got AIDS.
Or, more specifically, fake AIDS.
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DO WHAT YOU WANT, YA DRUNK.
:P
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:P
@PolkaDot
I think you should've started this one in the Tell thread.. you're asking someone who hasn't drank since age 18 whether or not he cares if you decide to poison yourself earlier rather than later. C'mon DOT, shape up!
Orrr, perhaps it would've been best served in the Ask/Tell another member thread.
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@PolkaDot
I think you should've started this one in the Tell thread.. you're asking someone who hasn't drank since age 18 whether or not he cares if you decide to poison yourself earlier rather than later. C'mon DOT, shape up!
Orrr, perhaps it would've been best served in the Ask/Tell another member thread.
Are you....moderating me @KSM32 ? ???
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Are you....moderating me @KSM32 ? ???
Put it this way.. you ain't gonna poo right for about nine days.
8)
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Are you....moderating me @KSM32 ? ???
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Put it this way.. you ain't gonna poo right for about nine days.
8)
Speaking of Whitley intrusions, just add a few more colors to that avatar my friend.
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Are you....moderating me @KSM32 ? ???
He’s just jealous of your sexiness! These things happen when you let two day sober alcoholic clowns moderate.
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Speaking of Whitley intrusions, just add a few more colors to that avatar my friend.
As is the norm with you you're shtick is weak and your mic only goes to 3, like your lil dick.
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As is the norm with you you're shtick is weak and your mic only goes to 3, like your lil dick.
Little dicky jokes, not surprising, lol! Peep this Rainbow Bright, the only speeds you have are SLOW and STOP. That’s two. Yet again, you still didn’t measure up.
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Little dicky jokes, not surprising, lol! Peep this Rainbow Bright, the only speeds you have are SLOW and STOP. That’s two. Yet again, you still didn’t measure up.
………………..really? That's it???? You a real dumbass. You don't offer up anything worth responding to so I guess in that case you, win? naaahhhh
Go away for a few days and write some new material.
What a fucking disappointment you've turned into. Heartbreaking. :'(
Your AV should be a gravestone. 'Here lies a low frequency goofball' 'Nobody cares'
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Little dicky jokes, not surprising, lol! Peep this Rainbow Bright, the only speeds you have are SLOW and STOP. That’s two. Yet again, you still didn’t measure up.
I AGREE! LETS GET EM'!! You do seem to need a little help so I'm on your side. ;)
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I AGREE! LETS GET EM'!! You do seem to need a little help so I'm on your side. ;)
You idiot. He takes to long too get back with anything and when he eventually does it's a real sleeper. I need more. He's too easy, like fish in a barrel. You take it from here.
You my negro!
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………………..really? That's it???? You a real dumbass. You don't offer up anything worth responding to so I guess in that case you, win? naaahhhh
Go away for a few days and write some new material.
What a fucking disappointment you've turned into. Heartbreaking. :'(
Your AV should be a gravestone. 'Here lies a low frequency goofball' 'Nobody cares'
Looks like Fruity Pebbles is triggered again. You must have had to work an extra shift at the truck stop glory hole. It’s okay little fella, at least things can’t get much worse.
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Looks like Fruity Pebbles is triggered again. You must have had to work an extra shift at the truck stop glory hole. It’s okay little fella, at least things can’t get much worse.
LOL "Fruity pebbles" is that what your husband calls you? Pet name sorta thing?
Ahh.. you pulled the Triggered card already and even you know that's a copout! Yoouuu lil shit You ;D You keep relying on the same shtick that get's you nowhere and you're too stupid to realize it. Keep on keeping on blathering with nothing to say.
Don't muck up the thread anymore than you already have. Start a new thread in the Nobody gives a shit that BEP is back category.
While I have you please answer me this. What exactly is a "Bart Ell Producer"? You're not Bart's mom, so what gives Skeezicks?
………………..really? That's it???? You a real dumbass. You don't offer up anything worth responding to so I guess in that case you, win? naaahhhh
Go away for a few days and write some new material.
What a fucking disappointment you've turned into. Heartbreaking. :'(
Your AV should be a gravestone. 'Here lies a low frequency goofball' 'Nobody cares'
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Jay, how cum I keep giving you praise and your praise count stays in the negs? Doesn't anybody here, besides me, like you? You fieisty and shit. But I aint mad at you. You my nigga!
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Jay, how cum I keep giving you praise and your praise count stays in the negs? Doesn't anybody here, besides me, like you? You fieisty and shit. But I aint mad at you. You my nigga!
I don't give a lot of the praise not do I care to get it. And yes, nobody likes me coz I'm a flat out c'wunt. and ya know wut? Jimmy cracker corn and eye don't give 1/8 o' fuck!
PLUS 1! Hatman!
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LOL "Fruity pebbles" is that what your husband calls you? Pet name sorta thing?
Ahh.. you pulled the Triggered card already and even you know that's a copout! Yoouuu lil shit You ;D You keep relying on the same shtick that get's you nowhere and you're too stupid to realize it. Keep on keeping on blathering with nothing to say.
Don't muck up the thread anymore than you already have. Start a new thread in the Nobody gives a shit that BEP is back category.
While I have you please answer me this. What exactly is a "Bart Ell Producer"? You're not Bart's mom, so what gives Skeezicks?
I made Rainbow Sprinkles rage, lol.
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Doesn't anybody here, besides me, like you?
I’ve always been quiet fond of Mr. Bojangles. His posts have always been more higher caliber than the alcoholic glory hole clown any day of the week.
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I made Rainbow Sprinkles rage, lol.
NO DICE!
You should actually try and come up with some content. Just sayin' ;)
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NO DICE!
You should actually try and come up with some content. Just sayin' ;)
Hanging on my every word, you one trick pony you.
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Hanging on my every word, you one trick pony you.
Pot
Kettle
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Pot
Kettle
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He likes the abuse. His whines makes me almost miss the marmite one. At least she could go toe to toe with a little wit.
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He likes the abuse.
Or you do.. it's a sliding scale but you seem to take the worst of it. You silly cracka's
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Or you do.. it's a sliding scale but you seem to take the worst of it. You silly cracka's
All depends on what colored kaleidoscope you look out of that makes you laugh.
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He likes the abuse. His whines makes me almost miss the marmite one. At least she could go toe to toe with a little wit.
You just edited. Means he's in your head.
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You just edited. Means he's in your head.
You’re a little late to that dance. If you watched my finger banging corrections that closely, maybe I’m in yours. Or maybe that I replied to you so quickly, you’re in MINES...
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You’re a little late to that dance. If you watched my finger banging corrections that closely, maybe I’m in yours. Or maybe that I replied to you so quickly, you’re in MINES...
Um, I set the dance up. I even own the hall. I dropped some fried chicken on my ankle, better go ice it.
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Hi, Bart.
Has there been anything that I've contributed to EllGab that has been worthwhile? Just asking.
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Hi, Bart.
Has there been anything that I've contributed to EllGab that has been worthwhile? Just asking.
Only you can answer that question.
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Have you sampled every type of peach? Which is your favorite?
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Have you sampled every type of peach? Which is your favorite?
I have.
I enjoy the white flesh peach so much I planted a few trees at the Ell compound.
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I have.
I enjoy the white flesh peach so much I planted a few trees at the Ell compound.
Ah! I had no idea there were so many different types of peaches. Mmm Mmm good!
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Ah! I had no idea there were so many different types of peaches. Mmm Mmm good!
@anniem excuse me. I thought you grew up in "The Garden State."
https://njaes.rutgers.edu/peach/history-statistics/nj-peach-history.php
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@anniem excuse me. I thought you grew up in "The Garden State."
https://njaes.rutgers.edu/peach/history-statistics/nj-peach-history.php
Yes, I did. Somehow, that information was not made available to me. There was no internet when I left there...
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I have.
I enjoy the white flesh peach so much I planted a few trees at the Ell compound.
Do you ever make Bellinis, Bart?
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Do you ever make Bellinis, Bart?
I don't drink the hooch but I encourage anyone who does to have something like this.
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Ah! I had no idea there were so many different types of peaches. Mmm Mmm good!
I love a good peach. Firm, sweet and the juice that follows.
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I don't drink the hooch but I encourage anyone who does to have something like this.
are you a friend of Bills?
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Hi, Bart.
Has there been anything that I've contributed to EllGab that has been worthwhile? Just asking.
Asks the Hall of Famer. Some people just can't be satisfied ::).
I noticed you re-posted some external posts of people standing up for free speech in Twitter and other places, like the right to express thoughts that question the CDC.
The CDC is inconsistent, and does not require state standardization of flu stats (especially counting older people in CA), and the indoctrinated CDC staff are stuck in a narrow-minded paradigm. So, based on your republishing posts from free-thinking people who demand the right to speak openly about the CDC, I commend you for standing up for intellectual freedom and the prerogative of free speech in social media.
But just so you know, Starr, I don't know how Q or Twitter works, so lately your posts are kind of challenging to read. I don't understand what all the post numbers mean, or how to navigate those sites. And it would be nice to see original content, although maybe I just didn't look in the right threads.
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How do I! report another user to a moderator without it coming directly to me? I am not paid enough to answer my own questions or to deal with my own forum bullshit. So who? There needs to be a moderator that I can lean on for support.
Again: I will NOT deal with my complaints about some of the female members who are pestering me for pictures of my "Elephant trunk" soup ::)
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How do I! report another user to a moderator without it coming directly to me? I am not paid enough to answer my own questions or to deal with my own forum bullshit. So who? There needs to be a moderator that I can lean on for support.
Again: I will NOT deal with my complaints about some of the female members who are pestering me for pictures of my "Elephant trunk" soup ::)
Report it all to @Radio Activity the paranoid mental case.
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I am not paid enough to answer my own questions
Maybe I can help you some. There is no question I cannot answer.
(Unless you apply a silly requirement like the answer has to be related to the question, or at all correct)
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Maybe I can help you some. There is no question I cannot answer.
(Unless you apply a silly requirement like the answer has to be related to the question, or at all correct)
We'll have to go the other thread for that. I will have a question. What do you know about the Tibetan book of the dead and forklifts in general?
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Maybe I can help you some. There is no question I cannot answer.
(Unless you apply a silly requirement like the answer has to be related to the question, or at all correct)
And there is no answer I cannot question. We got you covered @KSM32
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And there is no answer I cannot question. We got you covered @KSM32
@TigerLily But sometimes you're mean. I'll ask Lily, but not Tiger. @anniem is always nice.
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@TigerLily But sometimes you're mean. I'll ask Lily, but not Tiger. @anniem is always nice.
MEAN?!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SMOKING?!? I'M NEVER MEAN! Stupid Canadian country boy doesn't know what mean even looks like. Idiot
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MEAN?!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SMOKING?!? I'M NEVER MEAN! Stupid Canadian country boy doesn't know what mean even looks like. Idiot
BAAARRRRT!!!!
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Crybaby
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Crybaby
Um, that wolf just shit on your foot.
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You are the only person I've ever seen her even get close to being mean! Gee!
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You are the only person I've ever seen her even get close to being mean! Gee!
See? Sofia understands me 🐱
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You are the only person I've ever seen her even get close to being mean! Gee!
What do you mean by that?
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@Sofia You can respond now. I'm fast asleep now and building a go-kart with my ex landlord in a dream.
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See? Sofia understands me 🐱
That would worry me.
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That would worry me.
Worried About Fatty Liver?
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@TigerLily But sometimes you're mean. I'll ask Lily, but not Tiger. @anniem is always nice.
Aw, shucks!
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Worried About Fatty Liver?
Does that comment have anything to do with me?
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Damn my seclusion. It's makin' me miss all the fun. :'( My bad. :-[
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Does that comment have anything to do with me?
+1
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Aw, shucks!
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+1
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Worried About Fatty Liver?
+1
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That would worry me.
+1
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@Sofia You can respond now. I'm fast asleep now and building a go-kart with my ex landlord in a dream.
+1
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See? Sofia understands me 🐱
+1
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Damn my seclusion. It's makin' me miss all the fun. :'( My bad. :-[
You're not missing anything.
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+1
Good to see you.
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Did you know John Lear's brother and his ex-sister in law were on an episode of Hoarders?
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Did you know John Lear's brother and his ex-sister in law were on an episode of Hoarders?
No but I bet they had an extra air conditioner in there!
https://ca.gofundme.com/f/5gg7c8-air-conditioner
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No but I bet they had an extra air conditioner in there!
https://ca.gofundme.com/f/5gg7c8-air-conditioner
Mr. Spook didn't see one. The episode was from 2012-2013.
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No but I bet they had an extra air conditioner in there!
https://ca.gofundme.com/f/5gg7c8-air-conditioner
Why is it always air conditioners?
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Why is it always air conditioners?
GRIFTERS ARE SWEATY!
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No but I bet they had an extra air conditioner in there!
https://ca.gofundme.com/f/5gg7c8-air-conditioner
By this age shouldn't he be sort of 'set up' for the remainder of his days? That page is fucking pathetic.
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By this age shouldn't he be sort of 'set up' for the remainder of his days? That page is fucking pathetic.
Yes, pathetic.
Grifters should be forced to work in sweatshops.
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Is this the right thread for this question?
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Is this the right thread for this question?
I missed a chance to see him live. Before he died. He was in Las Vegas and we decided to spend time with our Dad instead of Sam.
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Why are we no longer friends?
Why have you doxxed me?
Should I even care?
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How do you do it, Bart? How do you shield yourself from those who attack and slander you? I would appreciate your advice. Thank you. :)
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Why are we no longer friends?
Why have you doxxed me?
Should I even care?
FEH!
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How do you do it, Bart? How do you shield yourself from those who attack and slander you? I would appreciate your advice. Thank you. :)
I have a tremendous ego and I believe I am far superior to them so their thoughts and opinions are meaningless in my superior world.
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I have a tremendous ego and I believe I am far superior to them so their thoughts and opinions are meaningless in my superior world.
I was assigned a crappy-assed pussy ego, so there ya go (even thought I should know better). Keep up the good work. ;)
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I was assigned a crappy-assed pussy ego, so there ya go (even thought I should know better).
Luck of the draw.
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How do you do it, Bart? How do you shield yourself from those who attack and slander you? I would appreciate your advice. Thank you. :)
An axe.
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Luck of the draw.
Yeah. Well there ya go, eh? ;D ;D ;D
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An axe.
No. I ain't gonna axe, and I ain't gonna tell either, lol. ;D
Luv ya, KSM32. +1 :-*
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Why are we no longer friends?
Why have you doxxed me?
Should I even care?
A three part question. 10 points for every correct answer
He only likes @Spookcat
He wants to use you as a reference for his loan for an air conditioner
Pffft
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A three part question. 10 points for every correct answer
He only likes @Spookcat
He wants to use you as a reference for his loan for an air conditioner
Pffft
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A three part question. 10 points for every correct answer
He only likes @Spookcat
He wants to use you as a reference for his loan for an air conditioner
Pffft
Did I mention my house is clean?
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Did I mention my house is clean?
you're outta mustard.
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you're outta mustard.
Sounds like you’re going to need to change into something more appropriate and run to the store.
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Sounds like you’re going to need to change into something more appropriate and run to the store.
Why does he have to run there?
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Why does he have to run there?
Because it takes longer if he walks.
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Because it takes longer if he walks.
;D ;D ;D
+1 ;)
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Because it takes longer if he walks.
True!
(bink)
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Because it takes longer if he walks.
Oh no worries. The store is downhill, I'll just slide down my penis.
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Oh no worries. The store is downhill, I'll just slide down my penis.
I'd love to see how you get back home. ::)
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I'd love to see how you get back home. ::)
LOL
I need a lift. ;D
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LOL
I need a lift. ;D
Buy a re-tractor? ??? ;D
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I'd love to see how you get back home. ::)
He braids his pubic hair and climbs it
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How do you do it, Bart? How do you shield yourself from those who attack and slander you? I would appreciate your advice. Thank you. :)
It's only slander if it's not true
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He braids his pubic hair and climbs it
LOL! Silly me, I should have known. ;D Love ya Sis. +1 :-*
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It's only slander if it's not true
Unfortunately there are some people who actually enjoy feeding on slander - knowing it's slander - rather than ingesting the cold hard truth.
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Is @Jedimiller a SuperSpreader?
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/2020/06/18/gila-river-casinos-temporarily-close-arizona-covid-19-cases-rise/3214335001/
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Is @Jedimiller a SuperSpreader?
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/2020/06/18/gila-river-casinos-temporarily-close-arizona-covid-19-cases-rise/3214335001/
#CoozeOoze
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#CoozeOoze
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Bart, is this possibly the reason why you enjoy peaches?
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(https://postimages.org/)
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Bart, is this possibly the reason why you enjoy peaches?
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(https://postimages.org/)
It looks like that guy shaves his hands!
I would rather be eating the peach while looking at the bumbum.
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Whatta you think the odds are we see a season 11 CYE?
Mocha Joe and the hussy have bought the house next door, it can't all end like that.
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Whatta you think the odds are we see a season 11 CYE?
Mocha Joe and the hussy have bought the house next door, it can't all end like that.
Gotta be.
SPITE SEASON!
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@Bart Ell,
This $14.99 is burning a hole in my pocket. Should I buy HBO Max or The Midnight Society?
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@Bart Ell,
This $14.99 is burning a hole in my pocket. Should I buy HBO Max or The Midnight Society?
That is not really a fair comparison since HBO Max is for a month and Midnight Society must be for a full year at that price.
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@Bart Ell,
This $14.99 is burning a hole in my pocket. Should I buy HBO Max or The Midnight Society?
Hate to interrupt but why are you carrying around cash? No one is currently accepting cash cuz you know- Corona.
Carry on.
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Why is it always air conditioners?
In a failed attempt to keep you fm getting too hot.
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I’ve tried posting a screen shot here several times without success. I’m assuming that it times out because of the current slow internet speed and not some feature or limitation in EG software. Right?
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Bart, I see that Canada has approved Glory Holes as a method of safe sex. Do you think @KSM32 approves?
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I’ve tried posting a screen shot here several times without success. I’m assuming that it times out because of the current slow internet speed and not some feature or limitation in EG software. Right?
Try uploading it to https://postimages.org/ and then using the direct link here between the IMG tags
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Bart, I see that Canada has approved Glory Holes as a method of safe sex. Do you think @KSM32 approves?
Approve?
He has been drinking from the faucet all week!
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Try uploading it to https://postimages.org/ and then using the direct link here between the IMG tags
Thanks, It worked slick.
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Bart, I see that Canada has approved Glory Holes as a method of safe sex. Do you think @KSM32 approves?
No. He does not. Ain't right, and there's no "glory" whatsoever to be found in what is nothing short of an abomination. And you know it, @juan
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Dear Bart-
Is there an uncomplicated way for me to strip out vocal audio from a YT video and just retain the music?
-An avid fan
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Bart, what is the name of the piece of wood in the corner shown in the image below so I can order one?
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Dear Bart-
Is there an uncomplicated way for me to strip out vocal audio from a YT video and just retain the music?
-An avid fan
Never had to do it but I know there is an effect in Audacity that will do something like that.
Don't expect it to sound that great, though.
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Bart, what is the name of the piece of wood in the corner shown in the image below so I can order one?
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Corner brace.
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Corner brace.
Thanks!
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What is RDIO WOO?
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What is RDIO WOO?
Magic
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Never had to do it but I know there is an effect in Audacity that will do something like that.
Don't expect it to sound that great, though.
Thank you much for the advice.
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Magic
I heard a little bit last night but I wasn't sure what show I was listening to.
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Isn't it true that Canadian Bacon is a brined pork loin coated in cornmeal or peameal? Regardless of what Google tells us, a buddy of mine and I have a disagreement regarding 'true' Canadian Bacon. I will be making some soon and I plan on doing it with the cornmeal.
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Isn't true Canadian Bacon a brined pork loin coated in cornmeal or peameal? Regardless of what Google tells us, a buddy of mine and I have a disagreement regarding 'true' Canadian Bacon. I will be making some soon and I plan on doing it with the cornmeal.
They call that peameal bacon here.
Never heard of it until I moved the Ontario.
I just have the regular, fantastic bacon.
LOTS OF IT!
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1221110535078498305
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They call that peameal bacon here.
Never heard of it until I moved the Ontario.
I just have the regular, fantastic bacon.
LOTS OF IT!
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1221110535078498305
Thanks. Yes, I recall you purchasing an extreme amount of bacon at one time. ;D Probably all the time. ;)
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Bart,
Someone gave me this bottle of syrup.
Would you put it on your pancakes? She looks more like a sheep herder than a syrup maid.
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Bart,
Someone gave me this bottle of syrup.
Would you put it on your pancakes? She looks more like a sheep herder than a syrup maid.
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Lots of filthy hippies in Vermont.
I would not trust it!
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They call that peameal bacon here.
Never heard of it until I moved the Ontario.
I just have the regular, fantastic bacon.
LOTS OF IT!
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1221110535078498305
Canadian bacon sucks ass. Oh wait, it's supposed to be a question. Canadian bacon sucks ass, eh?
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Canadian bacon sucks ass. Oh wait, it's supposed to be a question. Canadian bacon sucks ass, eh?
That's a TELL! We know you're running on a rather lean mixture but do try and color within the lines.
SHEEEESHUS
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You can't go wrong with the blue glow of H&K!
I like the power soak, you can have the same monster sound when you spank it down to 5W.
Red Box DI is pretty decent too if you just want to feed the board the direct signal or run direct along with a mic on a cab for a fatter sound.
Finally broke down and bought one. It is an awesome little thing. Most of all my neighbors appreciate the 1W setting.
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Bart,
2020 has been so weird. When will the underclass (almost everyone) realize the elites are pitting us against one another (race, gender, age, politics) and stand up against them?
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Bart,
2020 has been so weird. When will the underclass (almost everyone) realize the elites are pitting us against one another (race, gender, age, politics) and stand up against them?
There is a very simple solution for people preoccupied with thoughts like these - fuck more.
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There is a very simple solution for people preoccupied with thoughts like these - fuck more.
Rarely ever a bad idea.
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Did you enjoy your Spookcat-less week?
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Did you enjoy your Spookcat-less week?
We missed you bunches... WHAT DID YOU GET US?
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Did you enjoy your Spookcat-less week?
No.
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We missed you bunches... WHAT DID YOU GET US?
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Have you been enjoying a fairly KSMless six week?
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Have you been enjoying a fairly KSMless six week?
Did you have COVID? Or Miller Pee-Pee?
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Did you have COVID? Or Miller Pee-Pee?
I knew you'd answer.
SIDE NOTE: I am creating the "COVID" ringtone for free download.
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Have you been enjoying a fairly KSMless six week?
I think everyone was too bummed about @Spookcat being gone for a week to notice.
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I think everyone was too bummed about @Spookcat being gone for a week to notice.
A little hurtful.. but hardly decisive.
@Spookcat Ok, you stay active for at least a week and I'll abstain. This should provide us with some real data, folks.
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An ASK:
What's a David Rubini?
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An ASK:
What's a David Rubini?
Wasn't he one of the slow adults who gave Keith money for a sinking ship?
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I knew you'd answer.
My answer? some of my sluts stopped posting or have backed off considerably.
SIDE NOTE: I am creating the "COVID" ringtone for free download.
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
I would like the ringtone please.
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Have you been enjoying a fairly KSMless six week?
What did she have you doing?
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A little hurtful.. but hardly decisive.
@Spookcat Ok, you stay active for at least a week and I'll abstain. This should provide us with some real data, folks.
But how am I supposed to marvel at lawns and wood floors and continue questioning if Vera is alive or not?
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What did she have you doing?
Lol we've been window shopping for houses. It is supposed to be fun or so I thought, but no, a lot of arguing and bickering about house size and how big is too big when there's just the two of us. I'm pushing for something huge and grand where Mrs practical desires something cute and quaint with, character. ::)
Fuck character. I'M CHARACTER ENOUGH!!!
But how am I supposed to marvel at lawns and wood floors and continue questioning if Vera is alive or not?
Admittingly I haven't thought it out that far.
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Is there a media player link for Rdio Woo?
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Is there a media player link for Rdio Woo?
It hasn't officially launched yet but whenever it is on it can be found here -
https://streamingv2.shoutcast.com/rdiowoo
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It hasn't officially launched yet but whenever it is on it can be found here -
https://streamingv2.shoutcast.com/rdiowoo
Great! Thanks! There's some guy talking right now with a heavy foreign accent so of course he sounds pretty smart.
I like putting the media links into my podcast catcher so I'm not tethered to the computer.
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Hey Bart,
What is this little rascal (https://scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t50.2886-16/117737800_724007548168689_4147806070494815571_n.mp4?_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagram.com&_nc_cat=109&_nc_ohc=GDHIuvIjESAAX_5K2F0&oe=5F4A3FEE&oh=d006b6be77b6f2ec6d62e7dc4a686b63) that was filmed in Iceland? I think I want one for the front yard. Think that would be okay or would it start tearing up the mail man or something?
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Hey Bart,
What is this little rascal (https://scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t50.2886-16/117737800_724007548168689_4147806070494815571_n.mp4?_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagram.com&_nc_cat=109&_nc_ohc=GDHIuvIjESAAX_5K2F0&oe=5F4A3FEE&oh=d006b6be77b6f2ec6d62e7dc4a686b63) that was filmed in Iceland? I think I want one for the front yard. Think that would be okay or would it start tearing up the mail man or something?
I have no idea how you get bad cgi in your front yard.
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I have no idea how you get bad cgi in your front yard.
Well Pooh Bears. I was hoping one of those little bastards would keep dogs from shitting in my yard. I'm getting tired of dudes swinging by with their mutts and leaving steamers in my grass.
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Well Pooh Bears. I was hoping one of those little bastards would keep dogs from shitting in my yard. I'm getting tired of dudes swinging by with their mutts and leaving steamers in my grass.
Works for me
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Works for me
Nice! Does this also work for you Bart? Just pulled this Ad here. It is supposed to fix slot problems but I am skeptical?
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I'm getting tired of dudes swinging by with their mutts and leaving steamers in my grass.
@Walks_At_Night
OMG That is horrible. Does this happen during daylight hours or under the safer more anonymous protective cloak of darkness? Thought of a front fence? Hmm
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How many fews need to combine to be greater than many? I have lost a lot of sleep over this.
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@Walks_At_Night
OMG That is horrible. Does this happen during daylight hours or under the safer more anonymous protective cloak of darkness? Thought of a front fence? Hmm
It is horrible. At night. Always at night and out of the visibility range of the Ring doorbell cam. I have thought about a fence but there are some complications. It's hot as balls here so I can't have quite as a lawn as yours - Kentucky Blue won't do well in the scorching Sun so we are stuck with fescue or a warm season grass. I do the best I can with the fescue but the steamers are a drag. I don't know why society accepts taking your dog over to some other guys place and leaving a deuce. They are supposed to pick it up but not all do.
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Nice! Does this also work for you Bart? Just pulled this Ad here. It is supposed to fix slot problems but I am skeptical?
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If the slot is that wide you better reinstall Tinder.
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How many fews need to combine to be greater than many? I have lost a lot of sleep over this.
2 if they have blue checkmarks.
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When can we vote in the ultimate Art Bell game? Whoever we've been waiting for has obviously dropped the ball. I will be happy to take over and get things done, dammit. Trust me, I'm reeaal good.
Yes?
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When can we vote in the ultimate Art Bell game? Whoever we've been waiting for has obviously dropped the ball. I will be happy to take over and get things done, dammit. Trust me, I'm reeaal good.
Yes?
Not yet.
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Not yet.
What are we waiting for?
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What are we waiting for?
Blacks are protesting it. @anniem
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Did you ever have to learn a really hard lead (guitar solo) from a cover? If so what was it..
Mine was this one as an audition song. They didn't even keep the song on their list just picked it for me. A shithead Feldman band. Yay
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Did you ever have to learn a really hard lead (guitar solo) from a cover? If so what was it..
Mine was this one as an audition song. They didn't even keep the song on their list just picked it for me. A shithead Feldman band. Yay
There was an agent there that I had to deal with around '96... I can't remember his name buy he was a soft talker and it pissed me off.
Feldman and Associates, this is ??
I CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME!
I had to record a version of this song for some Euro music channel 3 weeks ago.
It's like his playing is a different language to me.
Not that it is hard, it's just foreign.
And here is what I remember of it 3 weeks later...
https://vocaroo.com/4fs4xgTZbEn
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There was an agent there that I had to deal with around '96... I can't remember his name buy he was a soft talker and it pissed me off.
Feldman and Associates, this is ??
I CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME!
I had to record a version of this song for some Euro music channel 3 weeks ago.
It's like his playing is a different language to me.
Not that it is hard, it's just foreign.
And here is what I remember of it 3 weeks later...
https://vocaroo.com/4fs4xgTZbEn
YES! I like it, sounds smooth.
And yes, Sam Feldman and Associates. You May have been talking to/about Bruce Bromley...? He was a notorious soft talker - could've been a Seinfeld episode for sure. He had really bad acme scars and I think it gave him a real complex. Even on the phone came across as really swishy and always seemed like a clammy handshake guy.
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Bruce Bromley...?
THAT'S THE GUY!
I never met him but his voice really did give me a LOW T COUNT vibe.
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And here is what I remember of it 3 weeks later...
https://vocaroo.com/4fs4xgTZbEn
Nice! :)
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@Bart Ell
The NHL pre-season is generally held during the last two weeks of September. Will there be a pre-season this year?
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Bart,
Just got off a group chat for work. It was all dudes on the call and when the ladies are away the boys will play so to speak. Somehow this topic came up:
If you were forced to have sex with either Dreyfuss's wife or the Mom of that annoying little shit in Close Encounters of the Third Kind who do you chose?
It was 5 to 1. With me being the dissenter. So the question for you is: Am I some sort of freak?
Dreyfuss's Wife
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Annoying little shit's Mom
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Bart,
Just got off a group chat for work. It was all dudes on the call and when the ladies are away the boys will play so to speak. Somehow this topic came up:
If you were forced to have sex with either Dreyfuss's wife or the Mom of that annoying little shit in Close Encounters of the Third Kind who do you chose?
It was 5 to 1. With me being the dissenter. So the question for you is: Am I some sort of freak?
Dreyfuss's Wife
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Annoying little shit's Mom
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Never made it more than 15 minutes into the movie.
First one looks like Teri Garr so I would go with the second.
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Never made it more than 15 minutes into the movie.
First one looks like Teri Garr so I would go with the second.
Ok. So I'm a freak. :'(
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Ok. So I'm a freak. :'(
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Or you really like pumpkins
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Dear Mr. Bart & Mr. @Chimp Covfefe
Was The Atlantic Paranormal Society (TAPS) with Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson on the up and I up? Many years ago I went on an investigation with the TAPS team at Fort Mifflin in Philadelphia, PA.
WAS I HOODWINKED?
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Dear Mr. Bart & Mr. @Chimp Covfefe
Was The Atlantic Paranormal Society (TAPS) with Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson on the up and I up? Many years ago I went on an investigation with the TAPS team at Fort Mifflin in Philadelphia, PA.
WAS I HOODWINKED?
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@Bart Ell
Are you still thinking over your answer?
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@Bart Ell
Are you still thinking over your answer?
I reached out to someone to get more info for you, @FISH
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I reached out to someone to get more info for you, @FISH
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I reached out to someone to get more info for you, @FISH
@Chimp Covfefe ?
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Dear Mr. Bart & Mr. @Chimp Covfefe
Was The Atlantic Paranormal Society (TAPS) with Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson on the up and I up? Many years ago I went on an investigation with the TAPS team at Fort Mifflin in Philadelphia, PA.
WAS I HOODWINKED?
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A paranormal investigation either sounds very exciting or horribly dull. Which was it @FISH ?
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A paranormal investigation either sounds very exciting or horribly dull. Which was it @FISH ?
@PolkaDot ---I have visited Fort Mifflin at least 20 times. 19 of those visits were to learn about the history. One visit was for ghost hunting.
http://www.fortmifflin.us/our-programs/paranormal-programs/
At night, Jason Wilson from TAPS and I went into Casemate 11. We were with a group of about 6 people. Something weird happened in Casemate 11. It is too strange for me to explain. I spent about 8 hours with Grant and Jason visiting Fort Mifflin. The entire TAPs team was assigned to specific locations. Strange things would only happen if Grant Wilson was talking. It seemed that Grant like a lighthouse--things occurred when he was present. Nothing ever happened with Jason and Co. ::)
BTW---I do not look like that ladyman in the red dress. It is my salute to David Lynch. That person is Lil featured in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me.
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@Chimp Covfefe ?
No, Chimp thinks they are all insufferable fakes.
I was told that Grant is a nice fellow... with not much more info about his woo business.
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No, Chimp thinks they are all insufferable fakes.
I was told that Grant is a nice fellow... with not much more info about his woo business.
At night, Jason Grant Wilson from TAPS and I went into Casemate 11.
BOTH CHIMP AND YOU ARE CORRECT.
Jason Hawes & CO. maybe insufferable fakes.
Grant Wilson appeared to be a nice guy. He enjoys music. I believe ghost like him.
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As a newcomer to these pastures, what exactly are the differences, benefits and shortcomings of EllGab compared to BellGab, in your opinion?
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As a newcomer to these pastures, what exactly are the differences, benefits and shortcomings of EllGab compared to BellGab, in your opinion?
I do 100% less rage quitting.
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As a newcomer to these pastures, what exactly are the differences, benefits and shortcomings of EllGab compared to BellGab, in your opinion?
More intelligent, interesting and hot cat ladies over here.
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@PolkaDot ---I have visited Fort Mifflin at least 20 times. 19 of those visits were to learn about the history. One visit was for ghost hunting.
http://www.fortmifflin.us/our-programs/paranormal-programs/
At night, Jason Wilson from TAPS and I went into Casemate 11. We were with a group of about 6 people. Something weird happened in Casemate 11. It is too strange for me to explain. I spent about 8 hours with Grant and Jason visiting Fort Mifflin. The entire TAPs team was assigned to specific locations. Strange things would only happen if Grant Wilson was talking. It seemed that Grant like a lighthouse--things occurred when he was present. Nothing ever happened with Jason and Co. ::)
BTW---I do not look like that ladyman in the red dress. It is my salute to David Lynch. That person is Lil featured in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me.
Was Jason the cute one?
And good switch-a-roo, it was appreciated. ;)
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As a newcomer to these pastures, what exactly are the differences, benefits and shortcomings of EllGab compared to BellGab, in your opinion?
Funny you should ask. For what it's worth, I posted the following recently on both boards.
"I've been considering posting exclusively on EllGab for some time now for the following reasons:
There are too many serious head cases posting on BG. It's not that these people do not have a perfect right, within limits, to share their twisted perceptions and fantasies. The problem is there are no limits on BG and they are all free to offend and abuse as they see fit. In too many instances the posts amount to verbal weenie waiving or a bid for attention through the use of language and commentary that is intended to shock. This is not just a distraction and a waste of time to most but it cheapens the dialogue and detracts from the enjoyability of BG. It's not surprising that BG is a magnet for folks with psychiatric issues.
There are much fewer ElGab posters who assume some sort of superior attitude or affect based on their tenure on the website or personal relationships with the owner or his favorites.
ElGab software has better functionality and is less quirky. One gets the feeling that someone is paying attention over there.
Bart impresses me as an involved participant who cares about the quality of EllGab content and imposes standards.
Sayonara, sports fans. I'll miss some of you."
I should add that I would often get an error message when trying to connect to BG to the effect that my browser was unable to make a secure connection with the server. I have never gotten that message or failed to linkup immediately when connecting to EG.
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Funny you should ask. For what it's worth, I posted the following recently on both boards.
"I've been considering posting exclusively on EllGab for some time now for the following reasons:
There are too many serious head cases posting on BG. It's not that these people do not have a perfect right, within limits, to share their twisted perceptions and fantasies. The problem is there are no limits on BG and they are all free to offend and abuse as they see fit. In too many instances the posts amount to verbal weenie waiving or a bid for attention through the use of language and commentary that is intended to shock. This is not just a distraction and a waste of time to most but it cheapens the dialogue and detracts from the enjoyability of BG. It's not surprising that BG is a magnet for folks with psychiatric issues.
There are much fewer ElGab posters who assume some sort of superior attitude or affect based on their tenure on the website or personal relationships with the owner or his favorites.
ElGab software has better functionality and is less quirky. One gets the feeling that someone is paying attention over there.
Bart impresses me as an involved participant who cares about the quality of EllGab content and imposes standards.
Sayonara, sports fans. I'll miss some of you."
I should add that I would often get an error message when trying to connect to BG to the effect that my browser was unable to make a secure connection with the server. I have never gotten that message or failed to linkup immediately when connecting to EG.
I like this post.
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Here's where the asks go @Silphion :D
Welcome.
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That’s a tell. Oops, that’s a tell, too, isn’t it?
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That’s a tell. Oops, that’s a tell, too, isn’t it?
The ASK TELL anarchy seems very fitting for 2020.
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Ask/Tell Covid Anything.
The ASK TELL anarchy seems very fitting for 2020.
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Ask/Tell Covid Anything.
Not an ask, moderate yourself.
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Bart, what time is it?
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I need to replace the tubes in a secondhand H&K Tubemeister 18. I don’t play metal, mainly stuff like Rush for fun. It takes 2 12xA7 in the preamp and two EL84 in the power section. Any suggestions on what and where to buy? This is my first tube amp.
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I need to replace the tubes in a secondhand H&K Tubemeister 18. I don’t play metal, mainly stuff like Rush for fun. It takes 2 12xA7 in the preamp and two EL84 in the power section. Any suggestions on what and where to buy? This is my first tube amp.
I would use Tung-Sol for both unless you find the amp already overly bright then I would switch to Electro-Harmonix for the EL84.
I don't know what is near you, if you are ordering online then you can try StewMac or thetubestore.com
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Bart, what are your feelings regarding the band Triumph? I want you to...lay it on the line.
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Bart, what are your feelings regarding the band Triumph? I want you to...lay it on the line.
Couple of good songs.
Overrated stage show.
Beard guy looked like a dork.
I saw them when I was a kid on their last tour and remember being bored and not understanding why there was 4 in a trio now.
Fuck you, Rick Santers!
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Couple of good songs.
Overrated stage show.
Beard guy looked like a dork.
I saw them when I was a kid on their last tour and remember being bored and not understanding why there was 4 in a trio now.
Fuck you, Rick Santers!
HATE! Rick Santers!! I have that LIVE IN Halifax DVD and they pull the silly lookin' fuck out a few times during that show! He looked like Mitt Romney with a mullet.
@ShayP More than a "Couple" of good songs and the FACT that Rick Emmet is one of the ONLY vocalists in that genre who could and STILL can outdo his studio performances LIVE makes that element of the band even more impressive.
And Bart is right! That Mike Levine thinking that it's socially acceptable to walk walk around looking like the lion from the Wizard Of Oz is a hate crime of that should be rock n roll legend.
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HATE! Rick Santers!! I have that LIVE IN Halifax DVD and they pull the silly lookin' fuck out a few times during that show! He looked like Mitt Romney with a mullet.
@ShayP More than a "Couple" of good songs and the FACT that Rick Emmet is one of the ONLY vocalists in that genre who could and STILL can outdo his studio performances LIVE makes that element of the band even more impressive.
And Bart is right! That Mike Levine thinking that it's socially acceptable to walk walk around looking like the lion from the Wizard Of Oz is a hate crime of that should be rock n roll legend.
I figured the dork @Bart Ell was referring to was the bass player. The first thing that comes to my mind with Mike Levine is the hair, walrus mustache, and him wearing a St. Louis Blues sweater in one of the music videos years ago. Can't remember the song but I remember him.
I like Triumph. Rik Emmett rules. Oh, by the way @KSM32 Rik Emmett was a guest on CTM back on the 4th of this month. Good stuff. 8)
Back to Levine. What's happening around the 2:02 mark of this video? LOL! Did the drugs finally kick in?
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I figured the dork @Bart Ell was referring to was the bass player. The first thing that comes to my mind with Mike Levine is the hair, walrus mustache, and him wearing a St. Louis Blues sweater in one of the music videos years ago. Can't remember the song but I remember him.
I like Triumph. Rik Emmett rules. Oh, by the way @KSM32 Rik Emmett was a guest on CTM back on the 4th of this month. Good stuff. 8)
Back to Levine. What's happening around the 2:02 mark of this video? LOL! Did the drugs finally kick in?
Hahaha levine looked like Donald Sutherland in Invasion Of The Body Snatchers at the end when he spots a normal human and does that mouth wide open with pointy finger, GWAAAAAAAAAAA :o >:( :o Either that or he saw Godzilla breaking into the back of the arena :o
Emmet was on CTM? I'll be doing that episode tonight! Thanks! @ShayP
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Hahaha levine looked like Donald Sutherland in Invasion Of The Body Snatchers at the end when he spots a normal human and does that mouth wide open with pointy finger, GWAAAAAAAAAAA :o >:( :o Either that or he saw Godzilla breaking into the back of the arena :o
Emmet was on CTM? I'll be doing that episode tonight! Thanks! @ShayP
I hated that scene from Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. @KSM32 Creeped me out man! Anyway, the CTM show with Rik is 2 hours and 11 minutes long. Rik comes on near the 51-52 minute mark. You know JBW has to do his 'thing' beforehand. After Rik comes on, he stays until the end. Not a lot of backstory about Triumph though. Damn good interview regardless. He does talk about some projects the bandmates became involved in, personal philosophy, music theory, his stint as a professor, etc. I didn't know much about him but he seems like an ultra-chill dude. I also didn't realize he is a guitar virtuoso. I knew he was good but...wow.
9/4/2020 episode. Here's a blurb:
Tonight we are joined by first-time guest Rik Emmett, the guitarist & lead vocalist of the legendary Canadian rock band Triumph. Rik discusses with us his musical career which has featured multiple gold and platinum albums with Triumph as well as his solo career accomplishments and much more. We conclude our interview with Rik and a longtime Triumph Super Fan whom we honor tonight for his courage and bravery.
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How come I do not have a fancy title under my name.
How did ShayP become the "Sandwich King." :o
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How come I do not have a fancy title under my name.
How did ShayP become the "Sandwich King." :o
You asked for it.
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I have been accused of flirting! Me! Can you believe it? Do you think it’s because I asked Shay to marry me? If anything that seems rather forward, not necessarily flirtatious. ::)
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I have been accused of flirting! Me! Can you believe it? Do you think it’s because I asked Shay to marry me? If anything that seems rather forward, not necessarily flirtatious. ::)
OH!!! Can we have details, who what when where how why
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I have been accused of flirting! Me! Can you believe it? Do you think it’s because I asked Shay to marry me? If anything that seems rather forward, not necessarily flirtatious. ::)
Horrible!
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I have been accused of flirting! Me! Can you believe it? Do you think it’s because I asked Shay to marry me? If anything that seems rather forward, not necessarily flirtatious. ::)
This is an outrage. You do not deserve these vile accusations. First off, I was vaccinated quite a few years ago to make me immune to the flirting virus. Secondly, our upcoming marriage will be strictly plutonic, and essentially annulled in a couple days thereafter. BTW, pick me out something to wear. ;)
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OH!!! Can we have details, who what when where how why
I don't know...it seems like the wrong thread. Is it the wrong thread for details?
Screw it! It was the Pool Boy. Just yesterday he got strangely jealous of the UPS Delivery Man. The accusation happened in the guest house next to the pool. Personally I think it's because I asked him to check the filter - the Pool Boy, not the UPS Delivery Man. I mean it is autumn and he is paid to do a job after all. It was all rather unexpected, though now I'm thinking of updating Pool Boy's uniform. What do you think @anniem ?
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Horrible!
That's what I thought!
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This is an outrage. You do not deserve these vile accusations. First off, I was vaccinated quite a few years ago to make me immune to the flirting virus. Secondly, our upcoming marriage will be strictly plutonic, and essentially annulled in a couple days thereafter. BTW, pick me out something to wear. ;)
Thank you! I'm sorry to hear about the Deep State Vaccination program you took part in. Was it voluntary or against your will @ShayP ? Also, @Bart Ell are you condoning this sort of mass vaccination program on your board? I'm considering a riot...
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You asked for it.
THANK YOU
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I have been accused of flirting!
Um, I believe you were accused of FARTING! Reading comprehension - work on it. :)
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Um, I believe you were accused of FARTING! Reading comprehension - work on it. :)
Oh!
Well, THAT changes EVERYTHING... :-[
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I don't know...it seems like the wrong thread. Is it the wrong thread for details?
Screw it! It was the Pool Boy. Just yesterday he got strangely jealous of the UPS Delivery Man. The accusation happened in the guest house next to the pool. Personally I think it's because I asked him to check the filter - the Pool Boy, not the UPS Delivery Man. I mean it is autumn and he is paid to do a job after all. It was all rather unexpected, though now I'm thinking of updating Pool Boy's uniform. What do you think @anniem ?
Something must be done. This is something up with you should not put, right Bart?
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Thank you! I'm sorry to hear about the Deep State Vaccination program you took part in. Was it voluntary or against your will @ShayP ? Also, @Bart Ell are you condoning this sort of mass vaccination program on your board? I'm considering a riot...
I also support spaying and neutering for all.
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Something must be done. This is something up with you should not put, right Bart?
This seems like a toss in to qualify question.
ANSWER DENIED!
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I also support spaying and neutering for all.
LOL
This, I knew. :D
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This seems like a toss in to qualify question.
ANSWER DENIED!
Is it wrong to mindfully demonstrate respect to a thread with such a toss?
hee hee hee
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First it was Slurpie Church, now it's Eddie Van Halen. How do you do it @Bart Ell?
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Is it wrong to mindfully demonstrate respect to a thread with such a toss?
hee hee hee
Evil!
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First it was Slurpie Church, now it's Eddie Van Halen. How do you do it @Bart Ell?
I am the greatest living psychic.
I could ride these predictions for a decade of C2C appearances.
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I am the greatest living psychic.
I could ride these predictions for a decade of C2C appearances.
Where can the listeners buy your book?
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Where can the listeners buy your book?
I plan on charging $169 a minute as a psychic to the rich.
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I plan on charging $169 a minute as a psychic to the rich.
In Canadian dollars.
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In Canadian dollars.
Now where did that precious question mark disappear to â“
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Now where did that precious question mark disappear to â“
Look up! It's flying WAAAY that fuck over your head. ::)
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Look up! It's flying WAAAY that fuck over your head. ::)
If this is what we can expect from a moderator,
what hope do the rest of us poor saps have ?
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O wondrous sage,
what constitutes 𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑎 in the 𝐸𝑙𝑙𝑔𝑎𝑏 meadow
and how does one find the greenest pasture,
but, more importantly, why should one bother ?
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If this is what we can expect from a moderator,
what hope do the rest of us poor saps have ?
The onus is not on me to explain your own stupidity to you. And by the way MAN HANDS how's that lil radio career going? Don't answer; we know ::)
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The ANUS is not on me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU!
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If this is what we can expect from a moderator,
what hope do the rest of us poor saps have ?
PLUS ONE HORSE CUNT!
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Is there turkey?
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Is there turkey?
There was.
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There was.
All gone?
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All gone?
Not even close.
May have something to do with the prime rib.
Yeah.
No ragrets.
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Why can’t I reply to the Outage Notification thread? I have a good one.
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Why can’t I reply to the Outage Notification thread? I have a good one.
IT BETTER BE GOOD, @juan !
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Why can’t I reply to the Outage Notification thread? I have a good one.
C'mon @juan give up the goods!
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Do you get trick or treaters? Tiny freeloaders
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Do you get trick or treaters? Tiny freeloaders
LOL!!!
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Do you get trick or treaters? Tiny freeloaders
I electrified the gate in 2018.
Nobody has made it to the front door since.
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Do you get trick or treaters? Tiny freeloaders
+1 :-*
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I electrified the gate in 2018.
Nobody has made it to the front door since.
+1 ::)
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LOL!!!
+1 ;D
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C'mon @juan give up the goods!
+1 ;)
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Why can’t I reply to the Outage Notification thread? I have a good one.
+1 :)
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Are you giving us Tricks or Treats for Halloween this year?
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Are you giving us Tricks or Treats for Halloween this year?
You'll have to get past his electric fence and gate. I know how to deal with those things. Easy fix - we'll get out free Bart stuff.
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You'll have to get past his electric fence and gate. I know how to deal with those things. Easy fix - we'll get our free Bart stuff.
simple correction edit
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You'll have to get past his electric fence and gate. I know how to deal with those things. Easy fix - we'll get out free Bart stuff.
I have a strange feeling the best he has to offer is frozen peaches.
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I have a strange feeling the best he has to offer is frozen peaches.
What kind of reverse Hitler filthy animal freezes peaches?
Thread back on track.
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You're not far from my in-laws. Are you in some kind of heat wave at the moment? Like 26 yesterday?
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You're not far from my in-laws. Are you in some kind of heat wave at the moment? Like 26 yesterday?
It was 27 a few days ago.
Down to 10 today.
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Will there be another RESURRECTION in honor of 2020 @Bart Ell ?
Word on the street is that @Chimp_Covfefe wants to dance for us.
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Will there be another RESURRECTION in honor of 2020 @Bart Ell ?
Word on the street is that @Chimp_Covfefe wants to dance for us.
It's up to Chimp, he has been a princess ever since his initial success.
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Dear Bartastic
Anything new happening since I was l was gone? I see @KSM32 is still keeping it classy from his latest avatar
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Dear Bartastic
Anything new happening since I was l was gone? I see @KSM32 is still keeping it classy from his latest avatar
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The wicked witch is back. Oh the joy.
People join this place just BECAUSE of my avatars! @TigerLily
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Bart,
Why if you live in New York City, it's called New York, New York
But if you live in Oklahoma City, it's not called Oklahoma, Oklahoma?
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Dear Bartastic
Anything new happening since I was l was gone? I see @KSM32 is still keeping it classy from his latest avatar
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Lots of prick talk from @DaveScottSOR
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Bart,
Why if you live in New York City, it's called New York, New York
But if you live in Oklahoma City, it's not called Oklahoma, Oklahoma?
Because admitting you are from Oklahoma once is bad enough.
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Because admitting you are from Oklahoma once is bad enough.
And it doesn't fit on your luggage tags. I'm sure if you live in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma you travel ... a lot
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Will there be another RESURRECTION in honor of 2020 @Bart Ell ?
Word on the street is that @Chimp_Covfefe wants to dance for us.
Totally awesome! But you owe us a decent funky monkey dance. Only white boys here so someone has to get his groove on. The Black Ghostes was worth the repeat. Not sure how he manages with no pipes under his gown. I do believe I was insulted during the finale
Sic 'em Kitty
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It's up to Chimp, he has been a princess ever since his initial success.
dear @Chimp_Covfefe the world needs you.
You may bring your friend.
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dear @Chimp_Covfefe the world needs you.
You may bring your friend.
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@FISH
The truth is out! I made Tom famous!
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I never understood the whole women throwing their panties and bras at Tom. He got a bit of a Cro-Mag thing goin' on.
Women ::)
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I never understood the whole women throwing their panties and bras at Tom. He got a bit of a Cro-Mag thing goin' on.
Women ::)
+1
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+1
u2
And I didn't mention his Chia pet hair head thingy
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u2
And I didn't mention his Chia pet hair head thingy
LOL!!!!!! I want to go to a Shania Twain concert and throw my underpants at her. I think I still have a jockstrap somewhere too.
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LOL!!!!!! I want to go to a Shania Twain concert and throw my underpants at her. I think I still have a jockstrap somewhere too.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Audible crack up!
Was at a Cult concert in 09, some chick threw her bra up to Ian, the singer. It landed on his mic stand and without missing a beat he threw it right back to her.
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I never understood the whole women throwing their panties and bras at Tom. He got a bit of a Cro-Mag thing goin' on.
Women ::)
Big Dick Energy.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Audible crack up!
Was at a Cult concert in 09, some chick threw her bra up to Ian, the singer. It landed on his mic stand and without missing a beat he threw it right back to her.
I wonder how the chick felt when her bra got thrown back. LOL! My fantasy is to have the elastic of my jockstrap catch on Shania's ear while she's singing. Then she tries to swat it off but can't. Yeah, that pleases me.
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Yikes. Bart why are you letting the children run amuck like this?
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I want to do something fun and perhaps a bit novel today - this whole Covid thing is a getting me down. Any ideas?
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I want to do something fun and perhaps a bit novel today - this whole Covid thing is a getting me down. Any ideas?
Use that hoop.
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Use that hoop.
What hoop?
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What hoop?
The one that goes around and around
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The one that goes around and around
Does it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
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I want to do something fun and perhaps a bit novel today - this whole Covid thing is a getting me down. Any ideas?
Train surf.
Get an Oculus Quest 2 and do some boxing.
Play a game of smack the shopper at a local store.
Go to Costco, grab a fat cart and announce that you are able to walk, you're just not feeling it today.
Go get a Big Mac and a Whopper and rebuild them into a superburger.
Masturbate with an electric toothbrush while driving.
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Train surf.
Get an Oculus Quest 2 and do some boxing.
Play a game of smack the shopper at a local store.
Go to Costco, grab a fat cart and announce that you are able to walk, you're just not feeling it today.
Go get a Big Mac and a Whopper and rebuild them into a superburger.
Masturbate with an electric toothbrush while driving.
Excellent ideas Bartness. I chose three of these.
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Excellent ideas Bartness.
Naturally.
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Any suggestions on software that records streaming audio? Audacity is cranky and doesn't always work. I'm talkin something reliable, that you pay for.
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Any suggestions on software that records streaming audio? Audacity is cranky and doesn't always work. I'm talkin something reliable, that you pay for.
Whenever I needed to record a stream I used VLC. Screamer Radio is also good and easy to use.
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@Bart Ell Are you planning to do any more woo woo videos??
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@Bart Ell Are you planning to do any more woo woo videos??
No but I may surprise myself.
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Ever had a guitar with p90 pickups? I'm not as much of a fan as some guys.
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Do you avoid putting metal guitar picks in your mouth?
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Ever had a guitar with p90 pickups? I'm not as much of a fan as some guys.
I had a LP Jr with them and wasn't a fan.
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Do you avoid putting metal guitar picks in your mouth?
Yes but only because I stopped using them long ago.
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No but I may surprise myself.
When you surprise yourself do you pee yourself like my friend's dog always does?
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When you surprise yourself do you pee yourself like my friend's dog always does?
I am not a child.
I do poop a little, though.
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@Bart Ell When do you think falkie will get the covid 19? or would the covid 19 get falkie?
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I do poop a little, though.
man why you gotta stuff like that geez man
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I no longer see the ads on EllGab. I am not sure why. Did @Bart Ell or did I make a change?
I started to use DuckDuckGo. What is going on in this world?
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I no longer see the ads on EllGab. I am not sure why. Did @Bart Ell or did I make a change?
I started to use DuckDuckGo. What is going on in this world?
Wasn't me, you broke it!
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Wasn't me, you broke it!
I don't see ads on my phone, but I see them on a tablet. What IS going on in this world?
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Did you ever have a VOX? I had one long ago. Hated it at first because there were no, Bass, Treble and Middle knobs - just several frequency controls. I DID however love the smell of that amp as the tubed heated up and would later fall in love with the sound. Fuck I miss that thing now :(
This was an ASK TELL. Coz I'm an Askhole.
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Did you ever have a VOX? I had one long ago. Hated it at first because there were no, Bass, Treble and Middle knobs - just several frequency controls. I DID however love the smell of that amp as the tubed heated up and would later fall in love with the sound. Fuck I miss that thing now :(
This was an ASK TELL. Coz I'm an Askhole.
I had one I bought at a garage sale and got rid of it quickly after that.
Did not like it.
Budda looks like a Mongoloid.
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@Bart Ell can you do a podcast and have @Jedimiller as your co-host?
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@Bart Ell are you going to have an awesome Thanksgiving?
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@Bart Ell can you do a podcast and have @Jedimiller as your co-host?
No.
Podcasts are for dweebs.
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@Bart Ell are you going to have an awesome Thanksgiving?
Already had Thanksgiving last month.
It was just short of awesome but way better than most!
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No.
Podcasts are for dweebs.
ok
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Already had Thanksgiving last month.
It was just short of awesome but way better than most!
Which begs the question.
Was it a ham on the table? Perhaps that would explain your recent outbursts against.
Asking for a feathered friend.
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Which begs the question.
Was it a ham on the table? Perhaps that would explain your recent outbursts against.
Asking for a feathered friend.
Prime rib and turkey.
#FuckHam
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@Bart Ell
White meat or dark meat?
I’m a breast man myself. Oops. Wrong thread.
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@Bart Ell
White meat or dark meat?
I’m a breast man myself. Oops. Wrong thread.
Right thread because The Bart loves the boobies and has no issues with statements declaring love of the boobies in the ask thread.
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Right thread because The Bart loves the boobies and has no issues with statements declaring love of the boobies in the ask thread.
Bird boobies seems a bit much. I mean ?
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Bird boobies seems a bit much. I mean ?
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I really like those birds.
And puffins. I like puffins.
And hummingbirds. I like them as well.
Parakeets. Owls are pretty.
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I really like those birds.
And puffins. I like puffins.
And hummingbirds. I like them as well.
Parakeets. Owls are pretty.
That's a pretty long list.
Which birds do you hate?
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That's a pretty long list.
Which birds do you hate?
Hm, good question. I can't think of any though. Do you like birds?
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Hm, good question. I can't think of any though. Do you like birds?
Nope. (Present company excepted, of course) ;)
Birds are nasty, messy, disgusting creatures that only exist to vex me by shitting on my classic Mercury and waking me up inordinately early in the Springtime with their stupid tweet, tweet, tweets. >:(
Chicken is pretty good though, and turkey is alright I guess.
I don't have much of an opinion about duck one way or another.
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Nope. (Present company excepted, of course) ;)
Birds are nasty, messy, disgusting creatures that only exist to vex me by shitting on my classic Mercury and waking me up inordinately early in the Springtime with their stupid tweet, tweet, tweets. >:(
Chicken is pretty good though, and turkey is alright I guess.
I don't have much of an opinion about duck one way or another.
Cute
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OLD TIME CHRISTMAS NOW ON KONR2
What does this mean @Bart Ell ?
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I really like those birds.
And puffins. I like puffins.
And hummingbirds. I like them as well.
Parakeets. Owls are pretty.
"the owls are not what they seem"
https://vimeo.com/342076318
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OLD TIME CHRISTMAS NOW ON KONR2
What does this mean @Bart Ell ?
It means different things to different people.
Some are ready for Christmas programming while others get cranky about it.
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Is the rumor true that you are playing endless versions of “Last Christmas?â€
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Is the rumor true that you are playing endless versions of “Last Christmas?â€
Could be!
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"the owls are not what they seem"
https://vimeo.com/342076318
Then....what.....are.....they?
And what does it mean when an owl stares at a person???
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@Bart Ell What do you what for Christmas this year? also are you planning to have any special woo woo videos for 2021 and or a Christmas woo woo video for 2020??
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Heads-up: ads not showing up every time I come here... Maybe 50-60% of the time only.
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So recently a “Bart El†asked to join a Rollye James fan group is this the real Bart? And the people have spoken with the negative karma I shall embrace it. Love to you all.
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So recently a “Bart El†asked to join a Rollye James fan group is this the real Bart? And the people have spoken with the negative karma I shall embrace it. Love to you all.
Hiyas PBS!
+1 for you!
I :heart: Fennick
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Are you having any success cleaning up those A2000 shows? Been listening and some of them are pretty rough.
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So recently a “Bart El†asked to join a Rollye James fan group is this the real Bart? And the people have spoken with the negative karma I shall embrace it. Love to you all.
PBS? Honey darling, is that you? Next time stay awhile. Have a cup of tea. Tell us a sexy vampire story
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Are you having any success cleaning up those A2000 shows? Been listening and some of them are pretty rough.
I can't do much when it fades out but the rest is sounding pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Maybe I will air one tomorrow night at 10pm Eastern.
Maybe.
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Bartness? Will you kindly make BadBart tagable to you? It would make things easier for me. Please and thank you.
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Dear Bartango
Isn't something supposed happen soon somewhere?
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I can't do much when it fades out but the rest is sounding pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Maybe I will air one tomorrow night at 10pm Eastern.
Maybe.
Does @Chimp Covfefe know about this special show?
Is the Canadian Fir the best tree to buy for Christmas?
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Dear Bartango
Isn't something supposed happen soon somewhere?
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
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Will you take the vaccine?
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Will you take the vaccine?
Indeed, I am not some sort of idiot crybaby.
By the time they get to me they will have fixed the parts that kill people anyway.
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Indeed, I am not some sort of idiot crybaby.
By the time they get to me they will have fixed the parts that kill people anyway.
That's a separate vaccine. Make sure you get the right one. ;)
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Ask Bart anything?
Why?
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Ask Bart anything?
Why?
That, is actually a very good question.
How do you feel about TELLing Bart.. anything! @Exile ?
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That, is actually a very good question.
How do you feel about TELLing Bart.. anything! @Exile ?
I don't really have a reason to tell @Bart Ell anything so I think we should ask him. Bart is there anything that I should tell you?
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I don't really have a reason to tell @Bart Ell anything so I think we should ask him. Bart is there anything that I should tell you?
Tell me about the rabbits, George.
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Tell me about the rabbits, George.
Shouldn't that be in the "Tell Bart Anything" thread?
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Do you have a nose, and if so how many nostrils are in it?
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Shouldn't that be in the "Tell Bart Anything" thread?
Yes, you would have to answer that question over there.
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Do you have a nose, and if so how many nostrils are in it?
Nope, some uncle got my nose when I was 3.
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Shouldn't that be in the "Tell Bart Anything" thread?
Tadaahh Well done! You're a natural. @Exile Too many people abuse these threads with misplaced gobbly-gook!
Sometimes - you may find yourself in a bit of a pickle when you have a Tell AND an ask. This is when you must decide what comes first.
EXAMPLE of a Tell Ask: Bart, there are two bands in town at two different places playing during the same time slot. I really dig both bands so naturally I am having trouble deciding which concert to attend. Any suggestions? <<--A tell with an ASK tail
The above started as a TELL but you'll notice ended in an ASK. Therefore the above would be placed in the TELL thread.
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Is it true that if we ask you no more questions you'll tell us no more lies?
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Nope, some uncle got my nose when I was 3.
HAAaa!!!
The fucking thumb and the fingers trick thingy! Some of those uncles are dead. And they have our noses. :o
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Is it true that if we ask you no more questions you'll tell us no more lies?
Fat chance!
Lying is forever.
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Fat chance!
Lying is forever.
Why is that? Wouldn't telling the truth be the better option in the long run?
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Why is that? Wouldn't telling the truth be the better option in the long run?
I may run for office one day.
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Bart, some anonymous people are claiming you are responsible for this Monolith craze and the evil clown sightings in 2016. Is there there any truth to these rumors that I may or may not have started?
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Bart, some anonymous people are claiming you are responsible for this Monolith craze and the evil clown sightings in 2016. Is there there any truth to these rumors that I may or may not have started?
Not true, I would have made it prick shaped so that @DaveScottSOR could have reported on the Prickolith.
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Not true, I would have made it prick shaped so that @DaveScottSOR could have reported on the Prickolith.
Is it okay if I laugh at this?
;D
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Is it okay if I laugh at this?
;D
I see no issue.
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Yo Bart! Is Keith a cunt in your opinion? Asking for my wife?
-Rubini
#RubiniMagic
#TheLegacy
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I would like to bring some Bellgabbers over to do more EXCLUSIVE work over here. Would you welcome this?
Could we expect any preferential treatment? Jackstar and I want to do a EllGabAfterMidnight show together competing heatd to head against Liberace's KidnostadCast Satrurday evenings if down? This would be until I take over DMDN in 2021-2022 and add it to CRN when we launch in early 2021 TBA
Gracias Bart
-Rubini
#RubiniMagic
#TheLegacy
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I would like to bring some Bellgabbers over to do more EXCLUSIVE work over here. Would you welcome this?
Could we expect any preferential treatment? Jackstar and I want to do a EllGabAfterMidnight show together competing heatd to head against Liberace's BenCast Satrurday evenings if down? This would be until I take over DMDN in 2021-2022 and add it to CRN when we launch in early 2021 TBA
Gracias Bart
-Rubini
#RubiniMagic
#TheLegacy
It would be much easier to put them in a giant plastic bag and seal it.
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Bart: If I Venmo, CashApp or PayPal you $2500 bucks when nobody is looking, would you please ban ShitFest for a couple months?
$10K to PERMANENTLY lock him out of here? He has been talking sheffy shit behind your back and I will be your new benefactor to clean this Shet up around these parts.
Thanks Bart
-RUBINI
#RubiniMagic
#TheLegacy
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It would be much easier to put them in a giant plastic bag and seal it.
MV sent me a Voxxer to share:
"Rubini, tell Bart I will place my Arab wife's soiled panties in a sealed ziplock in exchange for him accepting Tootsie who broke up with tranny wigga Azzygayya who got ceremoniously kicked to the curb after destroying the viewer count on GabCast's?"
Thanks Bart
-Rubini
#RubiniMagic
#TheLegacy
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Yo Bart! Is Keith a cunt in your opinion? Asking for my wife?
-Rubini
#RubiniMagic
#TheLegacy
I have no idea but I have heard that your wife is a dick.
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I have no idea but I have heard that your wife is a dick.
Ha! Oh, really? Oy Vey! I was just trolling, Liberace. I am not married. Is your wife hung?
Thanks Bart
-Rubini
#RubiniMagic
#TheLegacy
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Not true, I would have made it prick shaped so that @DaveScottSOR could have reported on the Prickolith.
And reported, I would have!
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Hey Bart.
Quick question. Do you know anything about this "Mysterious Song"? Little Walks was asking me about it today but I've never heard of it or about it. Apparently, it's a thing (https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMysteriousSong/).
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Hey Bart.
Quick question. Do you know anything about this "Mysterious Song"? Little Walks was asking me about it today but I've never heard of it or about it. Apparently, it's a thing (https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMysteriousSong/).
I read a bit about it some time ago - seemed like someone found a way to get millions of people to listen to an old demo they had by creating a great backstory. It also didn't sound like something recorded off the radio in 1984, sounded more like a first generation demo.
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I read a bit about it some time ago - seemed like someone found a way to get millions of people to listen to an old demo they had by creating a great backstory. It also didn't sound like something recorded off the radio in 1984, sounded more like a first generation demo.
Ha! Ok. I'll pass that on. It's the first online "mystery" she's followed.
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Is it true that if we ask you no more questions you'll tell us no more lies?
In that spirit , Barthur. Would you please tell us lies, tell us lies, tell us sweet little lies?
Please?
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In that spirit , Barthur. Would you please tell us lies, tell us lies, tell us sweet little lies?
Please?
I will do no such thing... trust me!
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Any chance on an early Tanya release? I figure I've done my part. Got the T-shirt ETC.
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What questions that you haven't been asked do want people to ask?
Would you be willing to do a episode of the Squatch Report?
Have you ever seen seen a monkey completely shaved of fur?
Ginger or Maryann?
Willma or Betty?
Fred or Ethel?
Ford or Chevy?
Will you be able to answer all these questions in the allotted time?
Have you ever hijacked a passenger liner and demanded to be taken to Koo-ba?
Does Mail delivery run on Saturday in Canada?
If it does, why does it run instead of walk?
Can I have 432 more karma points please? I'm not feeling the love, why's that?
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What questions that you haven't been asked do want people to ask?
Would you be willing to do a episode of the Squatch Report?
Have you ever seen seen a monkey completely shaved of fur?
Ginger or Maryann?
Willma or Betty?
Fred or Ethel?
Ford or Chevy?
Will you be able to answer all these questions in the allotted time?
Have you ever hijacked a passenger liner and demanded to be taken to Koo-ba?
Does Mail delivery run on Saturday in Canada?
If it does, why does it run instead of walk?
Can I have 432 more karma points please? I'm not feeling the love, why's that?
I'm betting there are alot of No's and neither's in that list.
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What questions that you haven't been asked do want people to ask?
Would you be willing to do a episode of the Squatch Report?
Have you ever seen seen a monkey completely shaved of fur?
Ginger or Maryann?
Willma or Betty?
Fred or Ethel?
Ford or Chevy?
Will you be able to answer all these questions in the allotted time?
Have you ever hijacked a passenger liner and demanded to be taken to Koo-ba?
Does Mail delivery run on Saturday in Canada?
If it does, why does it run instead of walk?
Can I have 432 more karma points please? I'm not feeling the love, why's that?
That one.
No.
I think I have... but it could have just been a girl from Oklahoma.
When I was a kid it was Mary Ann but I switched to Ginger as my tastes matured.
They are both annoying but I think Betty does the freaky stuff that I likes so much.
Fred because I am sure he did some stuff.
I jumped a fire hydrant in a Mustang once so I'll go with Ford.
Yes.
No but I got a blowie on a flight to Cincinnati.
No, doesn't walk either.
Sure. As long as you know you didn't really earn them.
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FROZEN FALLS!
How often do the falls freeze, is it every winter or is it rare of a thing? It is beautiful for sure.
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How often do the falls freeze, is it every winter or is it rare of a thing? It is beautiful for sure.
It's mostly just frozen mist, the falls continue falling.
The grass is still green at the Ell compound.
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Bart,
Will Santa be on time this year, or is he hung up in some ICU?
Asking for a host that is challenged by his bitrate...
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or is he hung
Oh he is hung!
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Oh he is hung!
Oh my! That's what that means!!!
"hung by the chimney with care"
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Bart, is it possible to put a thread on ignore?
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Bart, is it possible to put a thread on ignore?
Indeed.
By not reading it.
Works every time!
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Indeed.
By not reading it.
Works every time!
Right. Some I don't even want to see. Ah well.
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Dear Barticle
What the hell did I do with my watch?
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What the hell did I do with my watch?
You live in Mexico.. right now some refried bean being is feeding his family for at least 3 days cuz o' that watch. Lighten up, yanko.
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You live in Mexico.. right now some refried bean being is feeding his family for at least 3 days cuz o' that watch. Lighten up, yanko.
That should be fine. 8)
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You live in Mexico.. right now some refried bean being is feeding his family for at least 3 days cuz o' that watch. Lighten up, yanko.
That's not it. BART. WHERE'S MY WATCH?
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That's not it.
:o
Sorry. My mistake. :-[
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:o
Sorry. My mistake. :-[
Nice try :-*
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Dear Barticle
What the hell did I do with my watch?
It fell between the bed and the nightstand.
Or @KSM caboosed it.
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:o
Sorry. My mistake. :-[
Maybe...it is likely a very nice watch and lots of people have not earned such nice watches but feel they should have such nice watches anyway so it isn't fair that she has one and they don't and maybe someone redistributed her watch from her to another to even the playing field and that should be fine? @what timeisitTL
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Maybe...it is likely a very nice watch and lots of people have not earned such nice watches but feel they should have such nice watches anyway so it isn't fair that she has one and they don't and maybe someone redistributed her watch from her to another to even the playing field and that should be fine? @what timeisitTL
It's a nice sturdy little .... CASIO. Thankfully I found it before I had to search KSMs caboose. But I had my flashlight and rubber gloves and Vaseline ready jic.
Thank you for your help @Bart Ell and your cheerleading @anniem
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It's a nice sturdy little .... CASIO. Thankfully I found it before I had to search KSMs caboose. But I had my flashlight and rubber gloves and Vaseline ready jic.
Thank you for your help @Bart Ell and your cheerleading @anniem
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Oh. I've come up with so many replies but they are all rather x-rated. Ok. This one's not so bad
So nice of you to sneak in and out of my bed without bothering me at all. I'm sure you fully disinfected the watch (please oh please oh please). You could have at least made breakfast. I'm sure there's a place for a COVID mask comment in there somewhere
@ShayP Christopher Walken has had some intense scenes but I still think that's the best
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Oh. I've come up with so many replies but they are all rather x-rated. Ok. This one's not so bad
So nice of you to sneak in and out of my bed without bothering me at all. I'm sure you fully disinfected the watch (please oh please oh please). You could have at least made breakfast. I'm sure there's a place for a COVID mask comment in there somewhere
I believe the joke is that I! snuck into your ass without being detected. Didn't find any masks though and believe me I Looked! :-\
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I believe the joke is that I! snuck into your ass without being detected. Didn't find any masks though and believe me I Looked! :-\
Oh. My condolences on the whole micro thing
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Oh. My condolences on the whole micro thing
I handed you that one.. don't be so proud of yourself. 8) And besides - flashlight size doesn't matter.
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HA!
The watch has been found and should now be given to someone who does not have a watch.
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Is this true?
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HA!
The watch has been found and should now be given to someone who does not have a watch.
It was a Christmas gift. I gave my old one to a friend who didn't have one. I told her to give it to someone who she thought could use it. What else do you want to know about my private giving?
It's nice you have such a generous nature and passive aggressive attitude
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Bart,
What's the best way to know if Winter is over on Feb 2?
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Is this true?
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Yes.
Shatner was jealous.
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Bart,
What's the best way to know if Winter is over on Feb 2?
Throw a cat out a second floor window.
If it lands in a pile of snow then winter is not over.
If it splatters then WELCOME TO SPRING!
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Throw a cat out a second floor window.
If it lands in a pile of snow then winter is not over.
If it splatters then WELCOME TO SPRING!
I just LOVE quaint Canadian customs! So charming!
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did @Bart Ell create --GAB.COM ?
Gab Social
Search domain gab.comhttps://gab.com
Gab is a social network that champions free speech, individual liberty and the free flow of information online. All are welcome.
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Throw a cat out a second floor window.
If it lands in a pile of snow then winter is not over.
If it splatters then WELCOME TO SPRING!
So much for landing on their feet
#BadBart
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did @Bart Ell create --GAB.COM ?
Gab Social
Search domain gab.comhttps://gab.com
Gab is a social network that champions free speech, individual liberty and the free flow of information online. All are welcome.
Sweet Sexy Jesus, no.
Wasn't that the site made a few years ago for slow adults who couldn't handle Twitter?
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Sweet Sexy Jesus, no.
Wasn't that the site made a few years ago for slow adults who couldn't handle Twitter?
Oh boy!
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Throw a cat out a second floor window.
If it lands in a pile of snow then winter is not over.
If it splatters then WELCOME TO SPRING!
I support this.
I would recommend that you use someone else's window or you could end up with a crow problem for a few days. Unless you are into scraping guts and fur. I'm not here to judge, only offering guidance.
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Is this true?
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Oh, I hope so!!! ;D
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Is this true?
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@anniem Be sure to scroll down a bit and see the Enterprise. It lights up at night :)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan,_Alberta
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@anniem Be sure to scroll down a bit and see the Enterprise. It lights up at night :)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan,_Alberta
That's fun!
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That's fun!
Annie! FUN? They were on a five year mission for God's sake man! It was downright dangerous JIM!
Green woman have yeast infections! :o :o :o IN THERE NIPPLES!!
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Annie! FUN? They were on a five year mission for God's sake man! It was downright dangerous JIM!
Green woman have yeast infections! :o :o :o IN THERE NIPPLES!!
I am a proud owner of a tribble. No, I have 2. My brother bought me one at a ST convention in the seventies. Then I got another at the Star Trek Experience at the Hilton. They had very strong tasty drinks there.
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@Bart Ell I have a question for you. How are you doing today?
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@Bart Ell I have a question for you. How are you doing today?
So far so great!
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I am a proud owner of a tribble. No, I have 2. My brother bought me one at a ST convention in the seventies. Then I got another at the Star Trek Experience at the Hilton. They had very strong tasty drinks there.
Guess they aren’t boy AND girl ones or by now you’d have 2 million plus according to Captain Kirk.
😉
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Guess they aren’t boy AND girl ones or by now you’d have 2 million plus according to Captain Kirk.
What do you think of this?
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Bart,
I took an online test to determine if I was some sort of degenerate freak. It is called the Evaluation of Female Attractiveness (https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/EFAS/) test. I'm not sure how it could have turned out more neutral - damn near dead of center on the grid. In a world full of degeneracy and perversion, what, if anything, should I do about this? I'm concerned about not fitting in.
Even one of my favorite podcasters is pushing the envelope (https://external-preview.redd.it/nB-dc8QPfAzQ1Rp7Nng4wrbfa48wol2Aoq_tr5XzbkI.jpg?auto=webp&s=6df06b2ea326eb8c8db2800e8f41967e39f7a565).
My disheartening results:
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Oh for those that are attracted to dudes there is a test for you (https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/EMAS/)
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In a world full of degeneracy and perversion, what, if anything, should I do about this? I'm concerned about not fitting in.
You came to me because you want the truth.
I am here to give you that truth.
It's going to seem drastic.
It's going to seem impossible.
I am here to tell you it is not impossible because I have done it.
You are going to have to train yourself to masturbate to images of Kathy.
To completion.
What's the reward?
Freedom.
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You came to me because you want the truth.
I am here to give you that truth.
It's going to seem drastic.
It's going to seem impossible.
I am here to tell you it is not impossible because I have done it.
You are going to have to train yourself to masturbate to images of Kathy.
To completion.
What's the reward?
Freedom.
It can be done! Tell me more:
Q1: With or without the beard?
Q2: Thumb and forefinger only to keep it classy or full backhanded savage mode?
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Throw a cat out a second floor window.
If it lands in a pile of snow then winter is not over.
If it splatters then WELCOME TO SPRING!
rude.
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It can be done! Tell me more:
Q1: With or without the beard?
Q2: Thumb and forefinger only to keep it classy or full backhanded savage mode?
Oh dear god...
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It can be done! Tell me more:
Q1: With or without the beard?
Q2: Thumb and forefinger only to keep it classy or full backhanded savage mode?
Gots to have the beard.
Classy? You gotta treat it like you are going to finish on its back, take cab fare out of its purse and climb out the window when you are done, soir.
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Bart,
In a world full of degeneracy and perversion, what, if anything, should I do about this? I'm concerned about not fitting in.
Oh for those that are attracted to dudes there is a test for you (https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/EMAS/)
TigerLily accepts the challenge. Just how much kink does she like?
"The EMAS measures one variable, traditionalism. Your score was 66/100 where 100 is the highest possible score and 0 is the lowest. Individuals high in traditionalism prefer traditionally masculine men and are inclined to not be extremely comfortable with sexuality. Individuals low in traditionalism are attracted to a wider selection of men and are inclined to appreciate tattoos."
The girls don't get a cool chart like the boys but with my 66/100 I think I'm pretty close to @Walks_At_Night 's boring middle of the road. So I guess this means I like manly men, tats are fine; You have to at least buy me dinner first; And save cosplay for after the first date
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I got an APF1 score of 89 and a APF2 score of 101. I have a hard time understanding charts but I think the test knows that I don't like tattoos on women.
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TigerLily accepts the challenge. Just how much kink does she like?
Well that sucks that you don't get a chart.
I got an APF1 score of 89 and a APF2 score of 101. I have a hard time understanding charts but I think the test knows that I don't like tattoos on women.
At least you moved out of the (0,0) area Rix. Hey @ShayP You up for this challenge? Angela Lansbury isn't one of the pictures you have to look at though.
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How about Markie Post.?
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I got an APF1 score of 89 and a APF2 score of 101. I have a hard time understanding charts but I think the test knows that I don't like tattoos on women.
Very close score to mine. 89 and 105. I was neutral on the tattoos.
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How about Markie Post.?
She didn't show up either. Too bad.
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Very close score to mine. 89 and 105. I was neutral on the tattoos.
Interesting. Maybe I did not interpret the graph correctly. Maybe I am the degenerate. :-[
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@Bart Ell what do you think about life on MARS?
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How about Markie Post.?
Mmmm...
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She didn't show up either. Too bad.
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Yes, too bad. :-\
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Hey @ShayP You up for this challenge? Angela Lansbury isn't one of the pictures you have to look at though.
LOL! I'm going to do it now. @Walks_At_Night :)
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On both APF1 and APF2 I scored 112. I'm still not clear on what any of this means.
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I got 109 and 105 which I think means I’d take a normal, not overtly sexy, woman with an artsy bent.
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On both APF1 and APF2 I scored 112. I'm still not clear on what any of this means.
It means 4 against 1. I'm probably the sicko. :'(
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I may have to take it again. I found myself clicking Prefer Neither more often than not and it was at that realization that I started forcing myself to prefer one over another but for the most part I was not all that attracted to any of the women shown. My choices were made as if I had to decide to fuck one because there was a gun to my head.
I suspect we're just a bunch o' weirdos.
Good God, what a mess :-[
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I think I also clicked neither most.
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On both APF1 and APF2 I scored 112. I'm still not clear on what any of this means.
Just give me 00 and I'll be ok
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What do you think of this?
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OMG 😳
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Bart,
I took an online test to determine if I was some sort of degenerate freak. It is called the Evaluation of Female Attractiveness (https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/EFAS/) test. I'm not sure how it could have turned out more neutral - damn near dead of center on the grid. In a world full of degeneracy and perversion, what, if anything, should I do about this? I'm concerned about not fitting in.
Even one of my favorite podcasters is pushing the envelope (https://external-preview.redd.it/nB-dc8QPfAzQ1Rp7Nng4wrbfa48wol2Aoq_tr5XzbkI.jpg?auto=webp&s=6df06b2ea326eb8c8db2800e8f41967e39f7a565).
My disheartening results:
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Oh for those that are attracted to dudes there is a test for you (https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/EMAS/)
102/90
I’ll take the “I like boys†test during 2/3 period break.
Hockey, ya pervs. Hockey.
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102/90
I’ll take the “I like boys†test during 2/3 period break.
Hockey, ya pervs. Hockey.
I like boys: 81
I like ‘em manly. Well, at least they got part right.
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I like boys: 81
I like ‘em manly. Well, at least they got part right.
I looked at some of your choices to see if they were as bleak as what the men had to sift through and your test was just as bad. I got a 66 BTW. ;D
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@Bart Ell are you planning to live forever??
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+1 to everyone on this page just cuz y'all so fuckin' rock. Nuff said. ;) :-*
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@Bart Ell are you planning to live forever??
Right up until.the day he dies
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+1 to everyone on this page just cuz y'all so fuckin' rock. Nuff said. ;) :-*
Naw, sis. They really don't. Just seems that way at this time of the morning +1
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I looked at some of your choices to see if they were as bleak as what the men had to sift through and your test was just as bad. I got a 66 BTW. ;D
Couldn't have been all that bad. You found over half worth buying a drink and chatting up right before last call
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@Bart Ell are you planning to live forever??
You keep traveling faster than the speed of light and you wont have to worry
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I like boys: 81
I like ‘em manly. Well, at least they got part right.
I think.it means you're over selective: good teeth and a decent job
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@Bart Ell are you planning to live forever??
I want to live as long as I can have an erection without pills.
NOT A DAY LONGER.
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I want to live as long as I can have an erection without pills.
NOT A DAY LONGER.
... and all your own hair
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I looked at some of your choices to see if they were as bleak as what the men had to sift through and your test was just as bad. I got a 66 BTW. ;D
;D
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Naw, sis. They really don't. Just seems that way at this time of the morning +1
I'm amazing at all times of the day, damn it! :P
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I think.it means you're over selective: good teeth and a decent job
Or money and a steep staircase.
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I'm amazing at all times of the day, damn it! :P
I have a steep staircase :). But I doubt I'm manly enough for you :( . The money thing. Negotiable?
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I'm amazing at all times of the day, damn it! :P
Of course you are! *backs away slowly*
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I have a steep staircase :). But I doubt I'm manly enough for you :( . The money thing. Negotiable?
Nope. But we can still dress up and go out on the town. @ShayP will escort us. My treat. Let’s go shopping first @TigerLily !!
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Of course you are! *backs away slowly*
Surprisingly enough, this is not the first time I’ve elicited that reaction. ;)
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Nope. But we can still dress up and go out on the town. @ShayP will escort us. My treat. Let’s go shopping first @TigerLily !!
I would happily escort the two of you @PolkaDot @TigerLily to your destinations. However I will not go shopping. That is out of the question. What I will do is make sure you are safe and take advantage of "My treat." As I typed that I realized it could come across as perverted but I am referring strictly to the food and drink that I will be consuming. :D ...on your tab of course. ;) ;D
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I would happily escort the two of you @PolkaDot @TigerLily to your destinations. However I will not go shopping. That is out of the question. What I will do is make sure you are safe and take advantage of "My treat." As I typed that I realized it could come across as perverted but I am referring strictly to the food and drink that I will be consuming. :D ...on your tab of course. ;) ;D
Just working for the tip?
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Just working for the tip?
LOL! I suspect I may earn a very generous tip due to the service I provide.
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Will Canada be opening up for vacations this summer?
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Will Canada be opening up for vacations this summer?
I sure hope not.
It's been so nice without those obese guys wearing fanny packs and Hulkamania shirts around.
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I would happily escort the two of you @PolkaDot @TigerLily to your destinations. However I will not go shopping. That is out of the question. What I will do is make sure you are safe and take advantage of "My treat." As I typed that I realized it could come across as perverted but I am referring strictly to the food and drink that I will be consuming. :D ...on your tab of course. ;) ;D
Excellent boundary setting @ShayP ! Terms accepted. I expect nothing less than for you to be a complete gentleman.
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I sure hope not.
It's been so nice without those obese guys wearing fanny packs and Hulkamania shirts around.
I’m not fat, don’t own a Hulkamania shirt or Fanny pack, and just want to pass through New Brunswick and Nova Scotia on my way to Newfoundland.
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I’m not fat, don’t own a Hulkamania shirt or Fanny pack, and just want to pass through New Brunswick and Nova Scotia on my way to Newfoundland.
People go TO Newfoundland?
I did not know that was ever something people did.
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I’m not fat, don’t own a Hulkamania shirt or Fanny pack, and just want to pass through New Brunswick and Nova Scotia on my way to Newfoundland.
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@anniem LMAO I may have caught it a little late but unlike them it did not fall on deaf ears eyes. :D
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Your thoughts on this snare sound. ..And while we're at it, overall production. ?
My opinion; I think they went too far. The snare, that is. You know what I mean. <That's a tell.
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Your thoughts on this snare sound. ..And while we're at it, overall production. ?
My opinion; I think they went too far. The snare, that is. You know what I mean. <That's a tell.
Typical trend riding production.
Never cared for Kim Mitchell and I am 100% it is due to his skullet.
I remember a friend of mine being angry at him because he dared wear a watch on stage.
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Typical trend riding production.
Never cared for Kim Mitchell and I am 100% it is due to his skullet.
I remember a friend of mine being angry at him because he dared wear a watch on stage.
A skullet and a watch. Epic Fail.
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A skullet and a watch. Epic Fail.
Maybe he can give the watch to someone who really needs a watch. What do you think @anniem ?
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Looks like a slobberer. Do all Newfoundland(er)s slobber like that?
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Maybe he can give the watch to someone who really needs a watch. What do you think @anniem ?
Does anyone still wear watches?
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Does anyone still wear watches?
Guilty. At this moment I have 5 devices in view that tell me what time it is. I'm very nearsighted and I like the convenience of a wristwatch in the middle of the night. Don't tell anniem. She will make me give them all away. She has become a hardened Communist
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Looks like a slobberer. Do all Newfoundland(er)s slobber like that?
@PolkaDot They are "slobberer"s Vera is too albeit to a much lesser degree. Sometimes it's like streams of foamy melted mozzarella cheese being strategically streaked around the house. Weirdest thing though - she was never like that at the house we just sold. That I cannot figure. Did we sell the wrong place and she is protesting?
I'll send you some of her slobber if you like :D
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@PolkaDot They are "slobberer"s Vera is too albeit to a much lesser degree. Sometimes it's like streams of foamy melted mozzarella cheese being strategically streaked around the house. Weirdest thing though - she was never like that at the house we just sold. That I cannot figure. Did we sell the wrong place and she is protesting?
I'll send you some of her slobber if you like :D
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@PolkaDot They are "slobberer"s Vera is too albeit to a much lesser degree. Sometimes it's like streams of foamy melted mozzarella cheese being strategically streaked around the house. Weirdest thing though - she was never like that at the house we just sold. That I cannot figure. Did we sell the wrong place and she is protesting?
I'll send you some of her slobber if you like :D
Allergy?
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LOL seen that before................
Allergy?
@anniem Well, her dad is a bullmastiff and mom is a St Bernard so slobber is normal but as far as living exclusively at this house now maybe you're on to something. I've no idea but in 10 years of having the "Big House" neither of us recall ever seeing her foam up out there. ..I mean 7 years as she was born in 13. Oh well she seems happy. :-\
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LOL seen that before................
@anniem Well, her dad is a bullmastiff and mom is a St Bernard so slobber is normal but as far as living exclusively at this house now maybe you're on to something. I've no idea but in 10 years of having the "Big House" neither of us recall ever seeing her foam up out there. ..I mean 7 years as she was born in 13. Oh well she seems happy. :-\
Is there carpet now and there was not before?
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Is there carpet now and there was not before?
Bingo! So, yes, but only on the stairs but that could be the culprit. We have to keep carpet on stairs here for her. The other place where we spent 3 days a week had wood stairs but they were spiral and she wasn't scared of them at all. My guess is that spiral staircases don't seem as steep to her as a straight down. Puppy perspective :P
Vet thinks she'll live another 5-7 years so we'll deal with the slobber.
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Bingo! So, yes, but only on the stairs but that could be the culprit. We have to keep carpet on stairs here for her. The other place where we spent 3 days a week had wood stairs but they were spiral and she wasn't scared of them at all. My guess is that spiral staircases don't seem as steep to her as a straight down. Puppy perspective :P
Vet thinks she'll live another 5-7 years so we'll deal with the slobber.
Have the stair carpets been cleaned since you moved there? Maybe a no res sort of cleaning would help.
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Bart, Is ignorance legally bliss or metaphorically bliss? How can something be blissful if you didn't even know it was bliss?
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Bart,
How many Chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chucks?
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Bart, Is ignorance legally bliss or metaphorically bliss? How can something be blissful if you didn't even know it was bliss?
Blissfully bliss.
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Bart,
How many Chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chucks?
3 and then they would get bored.
Chucks are boring peoples.
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3 and then they would get bored.
Chucks are boring peoples.
Would you say the have a wooden personality?
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@PolkaDot They are "slobberer"s Vera is too albeit to a much lesser degree. Sometimes it's like streams of foamy melted mozzarella cheese being strategically streaked around the house. Weirdest thing though - she was never like that at the house we just sold. That I cannot figure. Did we sell the wrong place and she is protesting?
I'll send you some of her slobber if you like :D
While that is a very...ummm...kind? ...offer I will pass. Thank you anyway. :o
And no, she's not protesting, you just want to think that she agrees with you (Vera and I discussed it and decided you're wrong). 8)
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3 and then they would get bored.
Chucks are boring peoples.
There was that one show, that one time, about Chuck. He was a secret agent. He looked boring but had a cute girlfriend and they were secret agents. Most unboring Chuck ever. ooops that was a tell. :-\
Bart, I'm considering redecorating the main living room and possibly the master bedroom without telling the husband first. Good idea or bad?
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While that is a very...ummm...kind? ...offer I will pass. Thank you anyway. :o
Does this mean you currently have an adequate amount of slobber? :o :o
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Does this mean you currently have an adequate amount of slobber? :o :o
Just the right amount @anniem and you'd be surprised at how difficult it is to reach that perfect slobber equilibrium.
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Just the right amount @anniem and you'd be surprised at how difficult it is to reach that perfect slobber equilibrium.
LOL!!
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There was that one show, that one time, about Chuck. He was a secret agent. He looked boring but had a cute girlfriend and they were secret agents. Most unboring Chuck ever. ooops that was a tell. :-\
Bart, I'm considering redecorating the main living room and possibly the master bedroom without telling the husband first. Good idea or bad?
Chuck was a great show, tell accepted.
Good idea unless it involves a bunch of useless pillows that need to be moved daily.
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you'd be surprised at how difficult it is to reach that perfect slobber equilibrium.
That's the tagline for my sexytime memoirs.
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@Bart Ell I have a question for you. Were you a student of Yoda or was Yoda a student of you?
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Bart, I've been reading through some old thread and come to the conclusion that people like the drama and obsessing over stuff that doesn't matter at all in life.. I don't do this.
Should I obsess over something and if so, what should my obsession be?
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@Bart Ell I have a question for you. Were you a student of Yoda or was Yoda a student of you?
I always thought it was a creepy little fuck.
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Bart, I've been reading through some old thread and come to the conclusion that people like the drama and obsessing over stuff that doesn't matter at all in life.. I don't do this.
Should I obsess over something and if so, what should my obsession be?
It seems you are selling yourself short.
You obsess over what others obsess over!
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It seems you are selling yourself short.
You obsess over what others obsess over!
One question means I'm obsessed? I think to qualify as obsessed, it would be at least 100 pages. Don't you agree?
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One question means I'm obsessed? I think to qualify as obsessed, it would be at least 100 pages. Don't you agree?
You were feeling left out so I tried to give you an obsession.
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Doesn’t obsession require at least one wall of text a day (Jackstar).
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Doesn’t obsession require at least one wall of text a day (Jackstar).
Agreed @juan. If the mouse wheel doesn't break due to scrolling it cannot be classified as obsession. Not like you asked me.. ::)
PS Seven bagpipers are worse.
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Doesn’t obsession require at least one wall of text a day (Jackstar).
That just requires some meth.
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That just requires some meth.
I read that as "math" not meth. Neither are desireable for a healthy life.
MATH just don't do it!!!
:o
@Bart Ell is it okay If I type that here?
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I read that as "math" not meth. Neither are desireable for a healthy life.
MATH just don't do it!!!
:o
@Bart Ell is it okay If I type that here?
MATH! >:( DON'T DO IT KIDS, IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP.
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Chuck was a great show, tell accepted.
Good idea unless it involves a bunch of useless pillows that need to be moved daily.
Terms accepted.
Men really do hate decorative pillows on the bed, don't they?
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Doesn’t obsession require at least one wall of text a day (Jackstar).
There's a few there that are running for the most random shit poster of the year award. ::) At least they are self entertaining.
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Terms accepted.
Men really do hate decorative pillows on the bed, don't they?
The whole concept is misguided.
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Terms accepted.
Men really do hate decorative pillows on the bed, don't they?
I have none. I have pillows, but they are purposeful in terms of sleeping. Why would one put decorative pillows on a bed? Who is the decoration for? Visitors? They must be removed at sleep time? Where do they go? What if they fall on the floor and there is a loud noise that needs investigating? Or a bathroom visit needed, why one could certainly trip and fall over such decorative pillows. Maybe twist and ankle even and then have to have surgery which is no picnic I can tell you. Why not rent some decorative pillows, apply them and then take a photo. OR have an oil painter come along and paint the decorated bed. IF the painting was done on a large bedspread you could then put the painted bed spread on the bed and have the look of decorated pillows but none of the danger.
:D
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I have none. I have pillows, but they are purposeful in terms of sleeping. Why would one put decorative pillows on a bed? Who is the decoration for? Visitors? They must be removed at sleep time? Where do they go? What if they fall on the floor and there is a loud noise that needs investigating? Or a bathroom visit needed, why one could certainly trip and fall over such decorative pillows. Maybe twist and ankle even and then have to have surgery which is no picnic I can tell you. Why not rent some decorative pillows, apply them and then take a photo. OR have an oil painter come along and paint the decorated bed. IF the painting was done on a large bedspread you could then put the painted bed spread on the bed and have the look of decorated pillows but none of the danger.
:D
This person speaks real sense. I demand that she be investigated, fired from her job, and deplatformed for speaking the truth.
Thats just not acceptable anymore.
Don't you agree @Bart Ell ?
;D ::) :o :D ;D
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I have none. I have pillows, but they are purposeful in terms of sleeping. Why would one put decorative pillows on a bed? Who is the decoration for? Visitors? They must be removed at sleep time? Where do they go? What if they fall on the floor and there is a loud noise that needs investigating? Or a bathroom visit needed, why one could certainly trip and fall over such decorative pillows. Maybe twist and ankle even and then have to have surgery which is no picnic I can tell you. Why not rent some decorative pillows, apply them and then take a photo. OR have an oil painter come along and paint the decorated bed. IF the painting was done on a large bedspread you could then put the painted bed spread on the bed and have the look of decorated pillows but none of the danger.
:D
Or maybe you could just dress up like a decorative pillow and then lie about on the bed all day. I may go this route. It sounds like less work and more fun than the painting route. Plus, online shopping could happen. There would have to be mandatory bathroom breaks. And food brought in, of course. Hmm, this pillow thing is a lot of work. Maybe the men and @anniem are right.....
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This person speaks real sense. I demand that she be investigated, fired from her job, and deplatformed for speaking the truth.
Thats just not acceptable anymore.
Don't you agree @Bart Ell ?
;D ::) :o :D ;D
The whole concept is misguided.
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Bart found a song called Angleton by Biting Elbows the other day. The subject of the song is John Jesus Angleton, who was chief of Counter-Intelligence at the CIA for 20+ years. The lyrics are here (http://www.songlyrics.com/biting-elbows/angleton-lyrics/). It does a decent job of covering Angleton's career - crushing the communists in Italy after WWII, rooting out Soviet moles in the U.S. and never really recovering after his British friend, Kim Philby was proven to be a KGB agent.
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Question is, have you seen anything weirder used as subject matter for a song?
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Question is, have you seen anything weirder used as subject matter for a song?
Yes. Subdivisions, Trees and pretty much anything Rush ever recorded.
Also - I saw Biting Elbows on September 18, 2012 in Moscow.
Saw may be stretching it - I was in the same venue and probably heard them from the production office and maybe during soundcheck.
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Bart I was listening to the police scanner and a call went out about a lady who was having a mental health crisis--she thought her whole family had been replaced by clowns (no, really) and she had been sleeping with a baseball under her bed for protection.
Should this be posted in the "Thread about the Falkie Thread" or just in the "Falkie Thread" proper?
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Bart I was listening to the police scanner and a call went out about a lady who was having a mental health crisis--she thought her whole family had been replaced by clowns (no, really) and she had been sleeping with a baseball under her bed for protection.
Should this be posted in the "Thread about the Falkie Thread" or just in the "Falkie Thread" proper?
It is best to be safe and post it in both.
Maybe even start a third for it.
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Yes. Subdivisions, Trees and pretty much anything Rush ever recorded.
Also - I saw Biting Elbows on September 18, 2012 in Moscow.
Saw may be stretching it - I was in the same venue and probably heard them from the production office and maybe during soundcheck.
Here I thought I had discovered something new and different, turns out that the Bart not only knows of Biting Elbows but has been onsite so to speak with them.
I guess Tom Sawyer is a rather weird topic for a song too so I can see where you are coming from with the Rush angle. Counter intelligence is still pretty atypical.
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Counter intelligence is still pretty atypical.
It is but lots of Russian lyrics are pretty trippy, especially when they write in English.
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Bart I was listening to the police scanner and a call went out about a lady who was having a mental health crisis--she thought her whole family had been replaced by clowns (no, really) and she had been sleeping with a baseball under her bed for protection.
Should this be posted in the "Thread about the Falkie Thread" or just in the "Falkie Thread" proper?
She kept the baseball under her bed for protection. Where did she keep the baseball bat?
Sometimes I think the whole Ellgab forum has been replaced by clowns or large blood-sucking bees. And I am their Queen
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Replaced?
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She kept the baseball under her bed for protection. Where did she keep the baseball bat?
Sometimes I think the whole Ellgab forum has been replaced by clowns or large blood-sucking bees. And I am their Queen
I misplaced the bat when I was typing, I've looked everywhere for it! I should have had it right there after the word "baseball."
Replaced?
Yes. The dispatcher clearly said replaced. I listened for any follow-up but nothing else was broadcast. I sure hope Tulsa isn't starting to get run over by a bunch of replacing clowns! The regular clowns are bad enough!
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I misplaced the bat when I was typing, I've looked everywhere for it! I should have had it right there after the word "baseball."
Yes. The dispatcher clearly said replaced. I listened for any follow-up but nothing else was broadcast. I sure hope Tulsa isn't starting to get run over by a bunch of replacing clowns! The regular clowns are bad enough!
Led by the self-appointed, Clownmander In Cheat - Jobama. ::) ;D
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Led by the self-appointed, Clownmander In Cheat - Jobama. ::) ;D
Ha ha! ;D
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Bart,
One host says "Art Bell" in every sentence. Another host says "Lizzy Borden" in every sentence. Is there a connection here?
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Hey @Bart Ell
I'm watching Voyager. My question: Tuvok or Neelix?
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Hey @Bart Ell
I'm watching Voyager. My question: Tuvok or Neelix?
photo here Random, stupid things on your mind
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Hey @Bart Ell
I'm watching Voyager. My question: Tuvok or Neelix?
No idea what those are!
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No idea what those are!
The answer is Tuvok. If you're ever asked that again remember...Tuvok. It's always Tuvok. I have to lower your grade now. Sorry.
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Bart,
One host says "Art Bell" in every sentence. Another host says "Lizzy Borden" in every sentence. Is there a connection here?
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Either Art and Lizzy are banging or those are two hosts who need a crutch and don't feel their own personalities are interesting enough.
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No idea what those are!
Peacock and Netflix mated and had a kid. Trying to decide on a name.
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@Bart Ell - Super Bowl pregame - Strat or Gretsch?
I suppose @KSM , @sean92008 , and especially @TigerLily can answer, too.
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@Bart Ell - Super Bowl pregame - Strat or Gretsch?
I suppose @KSM , @sean92008 , and especially @TigerLily can answer, too.
I wasn't watching.
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@Bart Ell - Super Bowl pregame - Strat or Gretsch?
I suppose @KSM , @sean92008 , and especially @TigerLily can answer, too.
I fail to see how Tiger Lady would know the difference. Closest she ever got to a guitar was row 18 and they're still trying to get the stain outta the seat.
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@Bart Ell - Super Bowl pregame - Strat or Gretsch?
I suppose @KSM , @sean92008 , and especially @TigerLily can answer, too.
I fail to see how Tiger Lady would know the difference. Closest she ever got to a guitar was row 18 and they're still trying to get the stain outta the seat.
Admittedly @juan , @KSM is close to the truth. The most I've learned about guitars has come from guitar players. Maybe it's time I expand out to the brass section
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@juan, that was a Gretsch, an old one.
I would speculate that it wasn't quite as old as the great-era ones like when George Harrison played them in the Beatles, David Crosby in the Byrds, etc, but more like a late '60s, early '70s model.
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Yep, it was like the guitar players used when I was a rock star. I always liked them. The other pregame performer played a Stratocaster. She had blue fingernails.
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@Bart Ell
The Quebec Winter Carnival started on the 5th. Where shall I look for a video of the opening parade? French or English? It does not matter.
I found this great video. :)
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@Bart Ell
The Quebec Winter Carnival started on the 5th. Where shall I look for a video of the opening parade? French or English? It does not matter.
I found this great video. :)
If they have a website it should be on there.
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If they have a website it should be on there.
Maybe the parade was cancelled. I have been looking for a video of the parade. No success. I hoped that you knew of some sneaky French connection. I miss visiting Old Quebec--summer or winter, French or English..it does not matter.
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Maybe the parade was cancelled. I have been looking for a video of the parade. No success. I hoped that you knew of some sneaky French connection. I miss visiting Old Quebec--summer or winter, French or English..it does not matter.
It doesn't seem like there was a parade.
Here is their virtual schedule -
https://carnaval.qc.ca/en/program/YouTube%20channel
This is the official YouTube channel -
https://www.youtube.com/user/carnavaldequebec/videos
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It doesn't seem like there was a parade.
Here is their virtual schedule -
https://carnaval.qc.ca/en/program/YouTube%20channel
This is the official YouTube channel -
https://www.youtube.com/user/carnavaldequebec/videos
Thanks. The only schedule I could find was in FRENCH. :o
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Did Sword have a third album or were there recordings in the works that you know of?
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Did Sword have a third album or were there recordings in the works that you know of?
No, I think Rick was done with it and Aquarius offered him a deal for Saints & Sinners.
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Are you going to stay with twitter or move to another place.
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Are you going to stay with twitter or move to another place.
I will stay where I am while all the political idiots tire themselves out.
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@Bart Ell I have 2 questions for you. If you had a billions dollars to spend, What would you spend it on?? Also are you having an awesome day too?
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@Bart Ell I have 2 questions for you. If you had a billions dollars to spend, What would you spend it on?? Also are you having an awesome day too?
1. Human furniture.
2. Always.
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1. Human furniture.
Are coasters considered furniture? If so, do flabby breasts make the best coasters?
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@Bart Ell Have you seen this video yet??
@Jedimiller How are you doing today buddy??
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@Bart Ell Have you seen this video yet??
@Jedimiller How are you doing today buddy??
Im good how are u
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Im good how are u
I'm doing good @Jedimiller .
@Bart Ell I have a question for you. Of the 46 Presidents of the United States, Who would you like to have a beer with?
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I'm doing good @Jedimiller .
@Bart Ell I have a question for you. Of the 46 Presidents of the United States, Who would you like to have a beer with?
I don't drink.
I also don't like hanging around insufferable cunts.
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I don't drink.
I also don't like hanging around insufferable cunts.
ok.
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@Bart Ell there is a rumor on the mean streets of the interwebs that you're planning to live forever. is this true??
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1. Human furniture.
Alive or tastefully reconstructed?
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@Bart Ell I have a question for you? Are you going to rule the World??
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@Bart Ell there is a rumor on the mean streets of the interwebs that you're planning to live forever. is this true??
I plan to live as long as I can naturally achieve an erect state.
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Alive or tastefully reconstructed?
I'm not picky.
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@Bart Ell I have a question for you? Are you going to rule the World??
No, that would be a waste of precious time.
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I'm not picky.
Go reconstructed then, alive seems like a lot more work.
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@Bart Ell Is it true that you know everything because you have a very large intelligence network and its called The Bart ell Intelligence agency??
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@Bart Ell Is it true that you know everything because you have a very large intelligence network and its called The Bart ell Intelligence agency??
Plausible!
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How do you feel about hockey being cancelled because ice conditions are not perfect. Also, I expect the correct answer.
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Has the handle "Chauncey Allcock" been spoken for?
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Will Ciardelo be back soon?
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How do you feel about hockey being cancelled because ice conditions are not perfect. Also, I expect the correct answer.
Do a better job making the ice and games would not have to be postponed.
Can't play on subpar shit.
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Has the handle "Chauncey Allcock" been spoken for?
I think you mean Allprick.
@DaveScottSOR
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Will Ciardelo be back soon?
From being dead?
50/50.
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From being dead?
50/50.
WHAT?
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I think you mean Allprick.
@DaveScottSOR
So I'll take that as a yes. How about Studly Hungwell?
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.... Dear Bart Ranger ... If we were going to get mv's leftovers why didn't we get any of the decent ones?
... which reminds me (memory problems recently. shut up about it) ...
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Dear Bartian
Was mv's new Facebook party by invitation only? Did you get an invite?
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So I'll take that as a yes. How about Studly Hungwell?
Well. Look at you wandering all over the place. I don't think I ever saw you leave Politics back in the Old Country. Now you're on The Grand Tour. Get Covfefe to show all the really hot spots
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@Bart Ell Have you seen this video yet??
@Jedimiller How are you doing today buddy??
AWESOME!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
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I plan to live as long as I can naturally achieve an erect state.
Not exactly erect, nor a state either. But you get the idea. ;) ;D
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.... Dear Bart Ranger ... If we were going to get mv's leftovers why didn't we get any of the decent ones?
... which reminds me (memory problems recently. shut up about it) ...
No such thing.
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Dear Bartian
Was mv's new Facebook party by invitation only? Did you get an invite?
Facebook is for grannies to share pictures of their grandkids and cats.
Sometimes they forget the kids and just send the cats.
Usually because the kids are fugly.
Private Facebook groups are for grannies who like to share naked pics of their kids and cats.
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Well. Look at you wandering all over the place. I don't think I ever saw you leave Politics back in the Old Country. Now you're on The Grand Tour. Get Covfefe to show all the really hot spots
Hi, luv. Good to see you too.
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Hi, luv. Good to see you too.
Careful, Bastard. I'm not sure we're at the "luv" stage. Let's say, Post often and keep it apolitical
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Careful, Bastard. I'm not sure we're at the "luv" stage. Let's say, Post often and keep it apolitical
Oh wow. I can't stand rejection.
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Oh wow. I can't stand rejection.
You'll get over it. Who knew there was a sense of humor under those pompous tirades? Or am I confusing you with PB?
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From being dead?
50/50.
When we die do we go to Facebook?
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You'll get over it. Who knew there was a sense of humor under those pompous tirades? Or am I confusing you with PB?
That's not fair. PB is a gentleman, a scholar and a judge of fine horseflesh. I'm the one who prevents us from having nice furniture
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When we die do we go to Facebook?
Okay, you get an up check for that one--damn it!
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When we die do we go to Facebook?
Only those who have masturbated to a visual of a blood parent go to Facebook when they die.
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I think you mean Allprick.
@DaveScottSOR
Now that you mention it, a Philipino guy I knew used to call me a "big plick."
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WHAT?
WHO would start such a salacious rumor?
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Bart, is it true that an American Airlines pilot saw a flying prick?
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Bart, is it true that an American Airlines pilot saw a flying prick?
Flying prick?
SOUNDS TRUE TO ME!
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Bart - based upon this discovery of a gold mountain in the Congo, are you going to sell your hoard of Maple Leafs and Krugerrands before the bottom drops out of the market?
https://twitter.com/waldko/status/1365524349906804737
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Bart - based upon this discovery of a gold mountain in the Congo, are you going to sell your hoard of Maple Leafs and Krugerrands before the bottom drops out of the market?
https://twitter.
com/waldko/status/1365524349906804737
This story is suspiciously short on detail and bears the scent of a spoof. I'm not dumping my Krugerrands just yet.
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Bart - based upon this discovery of a gold mountain in the Congo, are you going to sell your hoard of Maple Leafs and Krugerrands before the bottom drops out of the market?
https://twitter.com/waldko/status/1365524349906804737
Be right back, The Bart needs to do the Congo!
Don't correct me on this one, @juan , Gloria Estefan has her bags packed and we are going mountain climbing.
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Be right back, The Bart needs to do the Congo!
Don't correct me on this one, @juan , Gloria Estefan has her bags packed and we are going mountain climbing.
I’m sure Emilio will be tagging along.
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Is it correct to assume that bruising happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object? I am basing this hypothesis on sweet Kathy’s raccoon eyes.
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Is it correct to assume that bruising happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object? I am basing this hypothesis on sweet Kathy’s raccoon eyes.
That or she swallows him balls deep and they pound her eyes into their current state of raccoonery.
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That's not fair. PB is a gentleman, a scholar and a judge of fine horseflesh. I'm the one who prevents us from having nice furniture
The first part I'm not sold on, but I believe the second.
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@Bart Ell is the Ellgab zoo still died??
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Bart,
How come supermodels in the 1980s avoided nude photos like the plague, but now those same models are determined to expose their raisin years?
Asking for @Bobs Your Uncle
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Bart,
How come supermodels in the 1980s avoided nude photos like the plague, but now those same models are determined to expose their raisin years?
Asking for @Bobs Your Uncle
BTW, it's not a complaint.
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That or she swallows him balls deep and they pound her eyes into their current state of raccoonery.
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Bart,
How come supermodels in the 1980s avoided nude photos like the plague, but now those same models are determined to expose their raisin years?
Asking for @Bobs Your Uncle
Because now nobody is paying them not to.
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@Bart Ell what do you like to eat for dinner?
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@Bart Ell are you alive and kicking??
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@Bart Ell are you alive and kicking??
Like a mule.
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@Bart Ell what is new with you??
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@Bart Ell what is new with you??
I just installed a couple of these.
Now I can open my garage door from bed.
Why would I want to do that? No idea!
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I just installed a couple of these.
Now I can open my garage door from bed.
Why would I want to do that? No idea!
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I just installed a couple of these.
Now I can open my garage door from bed.
Why would I want to do that? No idea!
When you decide to do it, you are all ready!
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I climbed a mountain and spent the afternoon installing shelves and cleaning the garage. How many beers am I allowed to drink?
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I climbed a mountain and spent the afternoon installing shelves and cleaning the garage. How many beers am I allowed to drink?
@whoozit
He doesn't drink!
You should've asked me. ::)
fuck sakes ::)
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I climbed a mountain and spent the afternoon installing shelves and cleaning the garage. How many beers am I allowed to drink?
Allowed?
Very non alpha.
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Allowed?
Very non alpha.
I am just thinking of others in the county that may want to drink too, otherwise I’d drink it all.
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@Bart Ell - the ad ninjas are sending me ads from Sweetwater, which is OK, but why do they all have to be ads for drums?
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Dear @Bart Ell
Why has everyone abandoned the The NHL Thread ?
It may feel as if the 2021 NHL season just started, but the midpoint is officially here!!!!
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@Bart Ell - the ad ninjas are sending me ads from Sweetwater, which is OK, but why do they all have to be ads for drums?
It obviously has to do with racism of some sort.
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Dear @Bart Ell
Why has everyone abandoned the The NHL Thread ?
It may feel as if the 2021 NHL season just started, but the midpoint is officially here!!!!
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Racism again.
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How have I gone from what would be a score of of over +3,600 to - 539?
I never know where I stand with these assholes.
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How have I gone from what would be a score of of over +3,600 to - 539?
I never know where I stand with these assholes.
What? How can that happen? 1+ to you.
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What? How can that happen? 1+ to you.
Thank you Annie, @anniem
These are trying times and perhaps there's a glitch in the system? I have given away already said amount of points to the lowest members of the community simply because I feel sorry for them and want to brighten their day ANAONIMOUSLY and still this happens to me. Overnight! I wake up and this is what I find. I'll not recover from this. Save your points, dear lady.
HE ::) doesn't care one bit!
Sure.. it doesn't really mean anything in the big picture but these were MY points that I earned from so many members who appreciate my Godlike (BIG G) drivel. By my math I would've been at the 4000 door by now if not for my Angelic (BIG A for Annie ;) ) generous nature!
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuckinshitman
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Thank you Annie, @anniem
These are trying times and perhaps there's a glitch in the system? I have given away already said amount of points to the lowest members of the community simply because I feel sorry for them and want to brighten their day ANAONIMOUSLY and still this happens to me. Overnight! I wake up and this is what I find. I'll not recover from this. Save your points, dear lady.
HE ::) doesn't care one bit!
Sure.. it doesn't really mean anything in the big picture but these were MY points that I earned from so many members who appreciate my Godlike (BIG G) drivel. By my math I would've been at the 4000 door by now if not for my Angelic (BIG A for Annie ;) ) generous nature!
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuckinshitman
Dunno why you're in da hole. Here's my +1 to get ya da phuque outta there! Luv ya KSM. ;) :-*
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How have I gone from what would be a score of of over +3,600 to - 539?
I never know where I stand with these assholes.
Too much floor and not enough ceiling talk.
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Thank you Annie, @anniem
These are trying times and perhaps there's a glitch in the system? I have given away already said amount of points to the lowest members of the community simply because I feel sorry for them and want to brighten their day ANAONIMOUSLY and still this happens to me. Overnight! I wake up and this is what I find. I'll not recover from this. Save your points, dear lady.
HE ::) doesn't care one bit!
Sure.. it doesn't really mean anything in the big picture but these were MY points that I earned from so many members who appreciate my Godlike (BIG G) drivel. By my math I would've been at the 4000 door by now if not for my Angelic (BIG A for Annie ;) ) generous nature!
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuckinshitman
Oh no it is so unfair. How can this happen? How can any of us sleep at night? We VOTED for you and once again, the votes have been stolen. AGAIN!!!! There simply is no god. A fair and good god would protect the world from stolen votes. We simply must learn that voting never ever works. Well fine then. Even if the time restriction were removed, I don't think I could click enough to restore your points in a timely fashion. THERE IS A LIMIT TO WHAT GOOD HONEST PEOPLE CAN DO ISN'T THERE!? We could gather together and submit a protest somewhere. BUT WHERE? I don't know and I am at a loss.
1+ to you
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Oh no it is so unfair. How can this happen? How can any of us sleep at night? We VOTED for you and once again, the votes have been stolen. AGAIN!!!! There simply is no god. A fair and good god would protect the world from stolen votes. We simply must learn that voting never ever works. Well fine then. Even if the time restriction were removed, I don't think I could click enough to restore your points in a timely fashion. THERE IS A LIMIT TO WHAT GOOD HONEST PEOPLE CAN DO ISN'T THERE!? We could gather together and submit a protest somewhere. BUT WHERE? I don't know and I am at a loss.
1+ to you
No need for +1ing. Now, let's get me to -1000 :)
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By my math I would've been at the 4000 door by now if not for my Angelic (BIG A for Annie ;) ) generous nature!
fuckinshitman
You're notoriously bad at math @KSM .
-1
:)
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No need for +1ing. Now, let's get me to -1000 :)
Damn, that backfired. :(
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You're notoriously bad at math @KSM .
-1
:)
My math is fine. I was rounding up. GUYS DO THAT YA SHITBARN!
@PolkaDot
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Damn, that backfired. :(
LOL!!
I have no idea what to do now.
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Too much floor and not enough ceiling talk.
If only walls could talk. ::)
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My math is fine. I was rounding up. GUYS DO THAT YA SHITBARN!
@PolkaDot
OH
MY
GOD
....what...is that? Is that her stomach? :(
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Bart, Sharon Stone claims Dr. gave her bigger breasts than she consented to. Could this just be a case of a free upgrade? Certainly her size was on back order.
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Bart, Sharon Stone claims Dr. gave her bigger breasts than she consented to. Could this just be a case of a free upgrade? Certainly her size was on back order.
Pictures or it didn't happen.
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Pictures or it didn't happen.
I'm not sure before and after pictures would help on this one. It's one of those relative things. Bigger than something not so big is hard to measure. Alias, it's relative to her hips
"When I was unbandaged, I discovered that I had a full cup-size bigger breasts, ones that he said 'go better with your hip size'
True boobies are the boobiest of all boobies
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Bart, Sharon Stone claims Dr. gave her bigger breasts than she consented to. Could this just be a case of a free upgrade? Certainly her size was on back order.
She is very ungrateful!
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@Bart Ell
I need to resize a photo to 5MB or less. Where? How? Do I do this?
RE:
https://www.vvmf.org/Wall-of-Faces/42823/LAWRENCE-J-REICHERT/
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@Bart Ell
I need to resize a photo to 5MB or less. Where? How? Do I do this?
RE:
https://www.vvmf.org/Wall-of-Faces/42823/LAWRENCE-J-REICHERT/
https://picresize.com/
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https://picresize.com/
THANK YOU.
I respect your brain @Bart Ell .
I may hate you in the NHL thread. However, hate is good in ice hockey. Yesterday, I wished that someone would take Carter Hart to a South Philly bar, so someone would beat him up. Hart needs to man up!!!
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THANK YOU.
I respect your brain @Bart Ell .
I may hate you in the NHL thread. However, hate is good in ice hockey. Yesterday, I wished that someone would take Carter Hart to a South Philly bar, so someone would beat him up. Hart needs to man up!!!
I saw that during the bubble playoffs last year but you just didn't want to believe me!
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I saw that during the bubble playoffs last year but you just didn't want to believe me!
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Do you like gingerbread? I'm talkin the stuff at Christmas.. gingerbread houses and gingerbread men/women? Seriously - this is the stuff that's not really hard, it has a bit of a squeeze to it - almost fluffy! And it's all frosted :) You like what I'm layin' out here?
Christmas 2016 my nephew and I were supposed to build a gingerbread house together (it was a pre cooked kit :-[) that I had bought but it was meant to be quality time. I couldn't wait. I ate all the house pieces right out of the box days before my sister was to drop him off. He was four and he was FURIOUS! >:( >:( >:( and then cried like a little bitch :'( :'( :'( as he told me in crying voice "I want you to GO TO THE JAIL!" :'( :'( >:( >:( :'( :'( :'(
LOLOL "THE jail" that's what he said! Whatta shmuck!
Tough cookies NICK! Life ain't always fair! Hehehe
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Do you like gingerbread? I'm talkin the stuff at Christmas.. gingerbread houses and gingerbread men/women? Seriously - this is the stuff that's not really hard, it has a bit of a squeeze to it - almost fluffy! And it's all frosted :) You like what I'm layin' out here?
Christmas 2016 my nephew and I were supposed to build a gingerbread house together (it was a pre cooked kit :-[) that I had bought but it was meant to be quality time. I couldn't wait. I ate all the house pieces right out of the box days before my sister was to drop him off. He was four and he was FURIOUS! >:( >:( >:( and then cried like a little bitch :'( :'( :'( as he told me in crying voice "I want you to GO TO THE JAIL!" :'( :'( >:( >:( :'( :'( :'(
LOLOL "THE jail" that's what he said! Whatta shmuck!
Tough cookies NICK! Life ain't always fair! Hehehe
Was is a gingerbread jail house? Did you eat your way out? ???
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Do you like gingerbread? I'm talkin the stuff at Christmas.. gingerbread houses and gingerbread men/women? Seriously - this is the stuff that's not really hard, it has a bit of a squeeze to it - almost fluffy! And it's all frosted :) You like what I'm layin' out here?
Christmas 2016 my nephew and I were supposed to build a gingerbread house together (it was a pre cooked kit :-[) that I had bought but it was meant to be quality time. I couldn't wait. I ate all the house pieces right out of the box days before my sister was to drop him off. He was four and he was FURIOUS! >:( >:( >:( and then cried like a little bitch :'( :'( :'( as he told me in crying voice "I want you to GO TO THE JAIL!" :'( :'( >:( >:( :'( :'( :'(
LOLOL "THE jail" that's what he said! Whatta shmuck!
Tough cookies NICK! Life ain't always fair! Hehehe
The stuff with a squeeze to it is great.
The Nick Langford story is a tell.
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With the demise of Bellgab, have the filthy animals returned to the zoo, fighting their way beyond our view?
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With the demise of Bellgab, have the filthy animals returned to the zoo, fighting their way beyond our view?
Miller was fussy about something with a former Ellgab member on fb. I don't know the details. There might be a discord somewhere, not sure. Sometimes a "panel" is mentioned, don't know what those are.
Re-reading this, I see I have not at all answered your question. Please disregard.
;D
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With the demise of Bellgab, have the filthy animals returned to the zoo, fighting their way beyond our view?
I actually forgot there was a zoo.
I will open it up for a little bit so you can see what the few that have posted have been up to.
In another cruel twist I will take away their ability to post in it while it is open.
Come to think of it I should have just made the politics section the zoo.
Oh well, next board.
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There you go, @juan
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How disappointing. They’ve lost all creativity.
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I actually forgot there was a zoo.
I will open it up for a little bit so you can see what the few that have posted have been up to.
In another cruel twist I will take away their ability to post in it while it is open.
Come to think of it I should have just made the politics section the zoo.
Oh well, next board.
I took a huge dump in the zoo. I wonder if it's still there?
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With the demise of Bellgab, have the filthy animals returned to the zoo, fighting their way beyond our view?
I want the animals let loose! Let's liven it up around here! Bring on the mud slinging gossip whores!!! PLEEAASE!
It's good for page views too, Bart!
I took a huge dump in the zoo. I wonder if it's still there?
YES! Let's let your dump loose all over the place like a splattered toilet bowl!
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I took a huge dump in the zoo. I wonder if it's still there?
Oh Boy!
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I want the animals let loose! Let's liven it up around here! Bring on the mud slinging gossip whores!!! PLEEAASE!
It's good for page views too, Bart!
YES! Let's let your dump loose all over the place like a splattered toilet bowl!
Way too much small dick energy in that group.
The legend of the zoo is much greater than the actual zoo.
The actual zoo has 8 people who had more than 10 posts and 25 accounts created by those 8 as they tried to get back in.
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I took a huge dump in the zoo. I wonder if it's still there?
Have a look while it is still open.
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How disappointing. They’ve lost all creativity.
If they had any to start with they would never have been in there.
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Way too much small dick energy in that group.
The legend of the zoo is much greater than the actual zoo.
The actual zoo has 8 people who had more than 10 posts and 25 accounts created by those 8 as they tried to get back in.
Ahh. That sheds a light on things.
Long live JayGab. Somewhere :'(
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Bart, was checking on my fantasy baseball league on Yahoo when I happened to notice this article (https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/study-reveals-the-4-techniques-women-use-to-make-vaginal-penetration-more-pleasurable-182045874.html) on women's sexual stuff so I thought I would give it a little click-a-roo. I never made it to the text of the article because it has this huge photo of a hairy man with grubby Senda nails and a woman with what might be meth teeth. I closed my browser in horror and disgust. Did I do the right thing?
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Bart, was checking on my fantasy baseball league on Yahoo when I happened to notice this article (https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/study-reveals-the-4-techniques-women-use-to-make-vaginal-penetration-more-pleasurable-182045874.html) on women's sexual stuff so I thought I would give it a little click-a-roo. I never made it to the text of the article because it has this huge photo of a hairy man with grubby Senda nails and a woman with what might be meth teeth. I closed my browser in horror and disgust. Did I do the right thing?
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I can't get beyond her eyebrows.
As for doing the right thing, only you know if you need some penny help with Mrs Walks.
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Bart, was checking on my fantasy baseball league on Yahoo when I happened to notice this article (https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/study-reveals-the-4-techniques-women-use-to-make-vaginal-penetration-more-pleasurable-182045874.html) on women's sexual stuff so I thought I would give it a little click-a-roo. I never made it to the text of the article because it has this huge photo of a hairy man with grubby Senda nails and a woman with what might be meth teeth. I closed my browser in horror and disgust. Did I do the right thing?
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They look like braces. ....I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse....
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Bart, was checking on my fantasy baseball league on Yahoo when I happened to notice this article (https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/study-reveals-the-4-techniques-women-use-to-make-vaginal-penetration-more-pleasurable-182045874.html) on women's sexual stuff so I thought I would give it a little click-a-roo. I never made it to the text of the article because it has this huge photo of a hairy man with grubby Senda nails and a woman with what might be meth teeth. I closed my browser in horror and disgust. Did I do the right thing?
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A seriously disturbing picture. Looks like cave folk 8 days before fire was invented. Look at her thumb, it appears to be just as filthy. And what the hell is she clutching? They didn't use toilet paper back then so that would explain the thumb filth. Yucky
The worst smelling sex, EVER!
Also, what animal does he look like from the side? Turtle? Dude got a bad nose.
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Bart, was checking on my fantasy baseball league on Yahoo when I happened to notice this article (https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/study-reveals-the-4-techniques-women-use-to-make-vaginal-penetration-more-pleasurable-182045874.html) on women's sexual stuff so I thought I would give it a little click-a-roo. I never made it to the text of the article because it has this huge photo of a hairy man with grubby Senda nails and a woman with what might be meth teeth. I closed my browser in horror and disgust. Did I do the right thing?
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I hope this is not the last image I see as my life flows out of me. If it is, I will hunt you down and haunt you.
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I hope this is not the last image I see as my life flows out of me. If it is, I will hunt you down and haunt you.
Those eyebrows are making people angry, @Walks_At_Night !
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The worst smelling sex, EVER!
You seem to be forgetting drummers after the third set on a Wednesday night and the fat groupies that are attracted to bar band drummers and are in the bars for the third set on a Wednesday night.
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You seem to be forgetting drummers after the third set on a Wednesday night and the fat groupies that are attracted to bar band drummers and are in the bars for the third set on a Wednesday night.
When I did that life I always had my own room. I was that asshole. No apologies. And yes, some drummers were really stupid when they'd fuck the first cow they meet on a Monday night and then wonder why she's there every night after cock blocking him from anything else on the shelf. Sometimes they would show up in the next town where the cockblocking would carry over until he would eventually man up and tell her to scram! poor drummers :-\
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Those eyebrows are making people angry, @Walks_At_Night !
They don't seem to appreciate the hard work I put in to bring such things to their attention do they?
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They don't seem to appreciate the hard work I put in to bring such things to their attention do they?
I deem this photo anti-porn.
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I deem this photo anti-porn.
It's a marvel really. It should be hung in High Schools far and wide as the cornerstone of an abstinence campaign. If one has ever doubted that the media screws with the populace look no further than that photo. "Study Says Women Use 4 Specific Techniques To Up Their Pleasure During Sex" - oh. I've just got to read that Whammo! "My eyes. My eyes."
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With regards to your recent Wyze camera post in the open lines thread. Did something happen that you need some surveillance or is it just a precaution?
We had three of the those at the house we sold last September. One in the back that was completely pointless unless you wanted to watch a river. Nothing bad happened out there. Ever.
The two looking out front were to keep an eye on shithead preteen kids who were vandalizing our statues at night. We caught them and showed their parents the guilty footage. :)
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That is a most disgusting photo. So much so I will not quote it so we dont have to be subjected to it again. I demand you go back and read the article. Maybe there is some truth to that old saw, "I only read it for the articles"
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With regards to your recent Wyze camera post in the open lines thread. Did something happen that you need some surveillance or is it just a precaution?
We had three of the those at the house we sold last September. One in the back that was completely pointless unless you wanted to watch a river. Nothing bad happened out there. Ever.
The two looking out front were to keep an eye on shithead preteen kids who were vandalizing our statues at night. We caught them and showed their parents the guilty footage. :)
Mostly to find where Amazon is leaving stuff.
Bairyn also likes knowing she can go into the shed and know there isn't axe murderer waiting for her.
These V3 are way better than the old ones.
The Ring doorbell keeps those people your wife employs away nicely, too.
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That is a most disgusting photo. So much so I will not quote it so we dont have to be subjected to it again. I demand you go back and read the article. Maybe there is some truth to that old saw, "I only read it for the articles"
This one?
It's her eyebrows that are the issue, right?
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With regards to your recent Wyze camera post in the open lines thread. Did something happen that you need some surveillance or is it just a precaution?
We had three of the those at the house we sold last September. One in the back that was completely pointless unless you wanted to watch a river. Nothing bad happened out there. Ever.
The two looking out front were to keep an eye on shithead preteen kids who were vandalizing our statues at night. We caught them and showed their parents the guilty footage. :)
Er, exactly what kind of statues did you have in front of your house? I consider a man with three houses must have had one decked out as a den of inequity
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Er, exactly what kind of statues did you have in front of your house? I consider a man with three houses must have had one decked out as a den of inequity
Did you mean iniquity or were you intentionally going for the pun? Autocorrect can create/mess up puns.
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This one?
It's her eyebrows that are the issue, right?
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There is just sooo much going on in that shot and every bit of it, wrong!
#GoodbyeErection
Er, exactly what kind of statues did you have in front of your house? I consider a man with three houses must have had one decked out as a den of inequity
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The statues were real children scared into position. I told them if they moved that they would be sent to the TIGERLADY's house where their skulls would be used as bowls for the stew made from the flesh of their bones.
..or the statues were a series of wooden bears made/carved by a local native artist.
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Er, exactly what kind of statues did you have in front of your house? I consider a man with three houses must have had one decked out as a den of inequity
I'm surprised you knew how to spell iniquity. And, alas! I did not
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The statues were real children scared into position. I told them if they moved that they would be sent to the TIGERLADY's house where their skulls would be used as bowls for the stew made from the flesh of their bones.
Might be an interesting summer project
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Isn’t inequity what the Xiden administration is opposing?
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Isn’t inequity what the Xiden administration is opposing?
This seems like the kind of thing someone who hasn't given or gotten a blowie in some time would care about.
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Bart, would it be rude of me to ease gently from your Austin to your Bentley? Keep in mind that this would be an innocent mistake. No harm meant whatsoever. It would fall in the "hey, these things happen" category..
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Bart, would it be rude of me to ease gently from your Austin to your Bentley? Keep in mind that this would be an innocent mistake. No harm meant whatsoever. It would fall in the "hey, these things happen" category..
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE KNOCKING AT MY BACK DOOR!
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Bart, would it be rude of me to ease gently from your Austin to your Bentley? Keep in mind that this would be an innocent mistake. No harm meant whatsoever. It would fall in the "hey, these things happen" category..
This sounds like a euphemism with which I am unfamiliar.
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IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE KNOCKING AT MY BACK DOOR!
Damn Wyze doesn't catch everything ;D
This sounds like a euphemism with which I am unfamiliar.
It's best that way.
..moving along..
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When I did that life I always had my own room. I was that asshole. No apologies. And yes, some drummers were really stupid when they'd fuck the first cow they meet on a Monday night and then wonder why she's there every night after cock blocking him from anything else on the shelf. Sometimes they would show up in the next town where the cockblocking would carry over until he would eventually man up and tell her to scram! poor drummers :-\
Instead of "scram" I thought that was going to end with "marry her". It would explain the shortage of drummers. :-\
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Instead of "scram" I thought that was going to end with "marry her". It would explain the shortage of drummers. :-\
There really IS a drummer shortage. Or more like, a competent drummer shortage. Nothing to do with women. Bass players are easier to find. A below average guitar player can always be demoted down to the bass slot. Hey, he still gets to be in a bwand.
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There really IS a drummer shortage. Or more like, a competent drummer shortage. Nothing to do with women. Bass players are easier to find. A below average guitar player can always be demoted down to the bass slot. Hey, he still gets to be in a bwand.
Why does everyone pick on bass players?
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Hey Bart!
How are your peach trees doing?
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Hey Bart!
How are your peach trees doing?
Still months away from giving up their goods.
They should put out more.
WHORE IT UP, PEACH TREES.
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Why does everyone pick on bass players?
Truth isn't picking on.
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An Ask-Tell:
What are your thoughts on left handed drummers?
Our new guy (eight months now) is a lefty and I hate the way he has my studio kit set up. AND he's a one tom and floor tom guy. No longer can I just go into my drum room and play. It's just too much work to change things back and forth. Oh, another thing. He's becoming dependent on a click so I'll have to wean him from that as well.
Anyways, left handed drummers? AND he's bald. Looks like Chris Slade.
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An Ask-Tell:
What are your thoughts on left handed drummers?
Our new guy (eight months now) is a lefty and I hate the way he has my studio kit set up. AND he's a one tom and floor tom guy. No longer can I just go into my drum room and play. It's just too much work to change things back and forth. Oh, another thing. He's becoming dependent on a click so I'll have to wean him from that as well.
Anyways, left handed drummers? AND he's bald. Looks like Chris Slade.
Bald? I bet he wears a watch, too.
Kim Mitchell looking shithead.
As far as left handed and one tom...
I dare you to try and find a better performance than this.
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There really IS a drummer shortage. Or more like, a competent drummer shortage. Nothing to do with women. Bass players are easier to find. A below average guitar player can always be demoted down to the bass slot. Hey, he still gets to be in a bwand.
Tell that to Stanley Clarke
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Bald? I bet he wears a watch, too.
Kim Mitchell looking shithead.
As far as left handed and one tom...
I dare you to try and find a better performance than this.
Oh, absolutely. Great stuff there - can not be denied.
Those old weird setups where half the crowd is behind the band. Blackmore needed some product in his frizzy steel wool hair.
Curtis does not resemble Kim in the slightest. He's 27, and a hockey jock. Currently with all original teeth :D
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There really IS a drummer shortage. Or more like, a competent drummer shortage. Nothing to do with women. Bass players are easier to find. A below average guitar player can always be demoted down to the bass slot. Hey, he still gets to be in a bwand.
..and tell that to Jah Wobble AKA John Joseph Wardle @KSM .
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It is spring in the NE of the USA. Some of us are streaming the KONR as we refurbish our homes. I am not complaining about the music that is streamed. I like KONR.
There used to be a playlist. Now, I am being forced to use SoundHound. What happened to the playlist @Bart Ell ?
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It is spring in the NE of the USA. Some of us are streaming the KONR as we refurbish our homes. I am not complaining about the music that is streamed. I like KONR.
There used to be a playlist. Now, I am being forced to use SoundHound. What happened to the playlist @Bart Ell ?
The Spotify playlist or the 3 last played songs?
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The Spotify playlist or the 3 last played songs?
Konr is on Spotify? I have to step up on how I listen to music. I listen to https://kingdomofnyeradio.com/ on my phone. I put my Bluetooth speaker in my yard. Is there a better way?
Blade Runner Blues gets me every time. I am like that song. Yet, at times the name becomes fuzzy to my brain.
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Konr is on Spotify? I have to step up on how I listen to music. I listen to https://kingdomofnyeradio.com/ on my phone. I put my Bluetooth speaker in my yard. Is there a better way?
Blade Runner Blues gets me every time. I am like that song. Yet, at times the name becomes fuzzy to my brain.
The old player will be back soon, they had an issue with it and was taken down until it was fixed.
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The old player will be back soon, they had an issue with it and was taken down until it was fixed.
OK.
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@Bart Ell can you create a bart ell podcast network with all of the awesome podcast host on ellgab?
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@Bart Ell can you create a bart ell podcast network with all of the awesome podcast host on ellgab?
Damon; I answered your sushi question. The polite thing to do would be acknowledging my reply. This is how things are done in my thread. I know you'll do the right thing.
Thank you,
Kay-SM
@Bart Ell Don't get on my ass about coming into your ASK thread for this. We can coexist - I am just trying to keep things civilized.
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Damon; I answered your sushi question. The polite thing to do would be acknowledging my reply. This is how things are done in my thread. I know you'll do the right thing.
Thank you,
Kay-SM
@Bart Ell Don't get on my ass about coming into your ASK thread for this. We can coexist - I am just trying to keep things civilized.
@KSM I just posted a reply in your thread. I'm sorry that I didn't reply sooner. Please Forgive me.
@Bart Ell are you planning to have another awesome weekend? And are you planning to make anymore videos too? Thank you for your time Bart.
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@KSM I just posted a reply in your thread. I'm sorry that I didn't reply sooner. Please Forgive me.
@Bart Ell are you planning to have another awesome weekend? And are you planning to make anymore videos too? Thank you for your time Bart.
I am.
I plan to give the homeless a few counterfeit bills.
That way I am showered with their gratitude without wasting any real money!
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I am.
I plan to give the homeless a few counterfeit bills.
That way I am showered with their gratitude without wasting any real money!
LOL!!!!!!
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@KSM I just posted a reply in your thread. I'm sorry that I didn't reply sooner. Please Forgive me.
Oh.. you didn't have to actually do it. I was just being a silly-ass.
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Have you ever warned anyone with Peace, and Love! ?
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Have you ever warned anyone with Peace, and Love! ?
I asked a girl to lose my number with peace and love.
She went on about how that was the first time I used the word love with her.
Broads.
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I asked a girl to lose my number with peace and love.
She went on about how that was the first time I used the word love with her.
Broads.
Hey Bart, I know I asked b4, but who is your avatar? I believe you said he was a comedian.
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Hey Bart, I know I asked b4, but who is your avatar? I believe you said he was a comedian.
You don't think those are really Bart's teeth?
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Hey Bart, I know I asked b4, but who is your avatar? I believe you said he was a comedian.
Comedians name is Marc-André Lévesque.
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Comedians name is Marc-André Lévesque.
Thanks Bubba. does he do only french work or English as well?
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Comedians name is Marc-André Lévesque.
I must have missed his name change.
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Bart,
Is a legless crab the ultimate pet?
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Bart,
Is a legless crab the ultimate pet?
Almost as good as my pet rock.
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After Levy had his miserable men blowout in 08 he was completely removed from all show mentions and plugs. Did H ever let him back in the circle?
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After Levy had his miserable men blowout in 08 he was completely removed from all show mentions and plugs. Did H ever let him back in the circle?
Nope.
I never liked the guy.
A few weeks ago I saw that he has a YouTube show now.
Watched for 5 minutes and it's the same played out material.
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Dear Bartcheesi
Did you know that "Ask Bart Anything" has exactly twice as many pages as "Tell Bart Anything"? 282 pages vs. 141. Do you know why this would be so?
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Whoa 99
Dear Bartissimo
I love the new Mammoth single "Mammoth". Wolfgang is slinging some serious guitar shit. And it has a nice video and interesting message. But what do I know? I wanted your pronouncement on this opus
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Dear Bartcheesi
Did you know that "Ask Bart Anything" has exactly twice as many pages as "Tell Bart Anything"? 282 pages vs. 141. Do you know why this would be so?
Because the TELL thread was created much later. Nice work Nancy Drew.
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Because the TELL thread was created much later. Nice work Nancy Drew.
Who asked you, annoying moderator?
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Whoa 99
Dear Bartissimo
I love the new Mammoth single "Mammoth". Wolfgang is slinging some serious guitar shit. And it has a nice video and interesting message. But what do I know? I wanted your pronouncement on this opus
His material is dated and not in the way Van Halen fans wished it was... but what do they know?
His Mammoth weight is becoming an issue.
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His material is dated and not in the way Van Halen fans wished it was... but what do they know?
His Mammoth weight is becoming an issue.
Too dependent on dear old dad? Not cutting enough of his own original swath? That could be very true. Can you turn me on to some group(s) I'm looking for? Super talented hard rock in a new package?
Yeah Wolf should really go for a lean and hungry look. Gotten too much love and had it too easy growing up
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Can you turn me on to some group(s) I'm looking for? Super talented hard rock in a new package?
Nothing personal
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Nothing personal
Thanks darlin' . No offense taken if good music is involved
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Bart,
How do you feel about Bill Gates' new set of whammers? Hot or....not?
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Bart,
How do you feel about Bill Gates' new set of whammers? Hot or....not?
I know that Bill would never wear a sloppy belt like that.
He would also have GRADE A tits if he wanted them.
GRADE A.
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Bart,
I vacillate between wanting to bust this thing out of there and setting it free and being grateful that it is secured and locked away where it can't devastate all of mankind. What are your thoughts on it?
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Bart,
I vacillate between wanting to bust this thing out of there and setting it free and being grateful that it is secured and locked away where it can't devastate all of mankind. What are your thoughts on it?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA’
Reminds me of the man creature in the movie “THE SHAPE OF WATERâ€!!!
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Bart,
I vacillate between wanting to bust this thing out of there and setting it free and being grateful that it is secured and locked away where it can't devastate all of mankind. What are your thoughts on it?
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I would make steaks.
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Bart,
I vacillate between wanting to bust this thing out of there and setting it free and being grateful that it is secured and locked away where it can't devastate all of mankind. What are your thoughts on it?
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It's daring someone to ignore the note and touch the glass.
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It's daring someone to ignore the note and touch the glass.
I don’t see no stinking note
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What note?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA’
Reminds me of the man creature in the movie “THE SHAPE OF WATERâ€!!!
Oh . Not even close. That was some Grade A Fish Man. It's a sad commentary when the best man is a fish. And half the women in the theater agree
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I don’t see no stinking note
What note?
..there isn't REALLY a note you idiots. PRETEND you're at your dentists office.
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Bart, according to this net worth site (http://www.famousnetworth.org/whitley-strieber-net-worth/), Whitley Strieber is worth 25 million dollars. It would seem his whinging about money is unfounded as he is loaded. Do you think being assaulted in the still of the night by little green men is worth it, if it results in a sizable nest egg?
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I don’t see no stinking note
What note?
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Oh good God ::) That is a barcode! When they purchased the aquarium they had to get it through checkout.
note: my ass
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Bart, according to this net worth site (http://www.famousnetworth.org/whitley-strieber-net-worth/), Whitley Strieber is worth 25 million dollars. It would seem his whinging about money is unfounded as he is loaded. Do you think being assaulted in the still of the night by little green men is worth it, if it results in a sizable nest egg?
@Walks_At_Night
What is Heather Wade's net-worth?
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Bart, according to this net worth site (http://www.famousnetworth.org/whitley-strieber-net-worth/), Whitley Strieber is worth 25 million dollars. It would seem his whinging about money is unfounded as he is loaded. Do you think being assaulted in the still of the night by little green men is worth it, if it results in a sizable nest egg?
It sure is!
I also bet he would have paid for it.
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Oh good God ::) That is a barcode! When they purchased the aquarium they had to get it through checkout.
note: my ass
Oh my goodness. You may be correct. That is a barcode. :o
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@Walks_At_Night
What is Heather Wade's net-worth?
Looks like her net worth is error:
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Looks like her net worth is error:
I wonder if Heather Wade knows that Whitley Strieber is worth 25 million dollars.
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Does Bart know that ​Kathy's oriental salad now costs 16 dollars instead of 11 dollars? :'(
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I wonder if Heather Wade knows that Whitley Strieber is worth 25 million dollars.
I dunno. I bet the fact that that horrid Vulture, George Knapp (https://buzzlearn.com/george-knapp/#:~:text=George%20Knapp's%20net%20worth%20or,%241%20million%20%E2%80%93%20%242%20million%20dollars.) is worth 2 million would be enough to really upset her again.
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I dunno. I bet the fact that that horrid Vulture, George Knapp (https://buzzlearn.com/george-knapp/#:~:text=George%20Knapp's%20net%20worth%20or,%241%20million%20%E2%80%93%20%242%20million%20dollars.) is worth 2 million would be enough to really upset her again.
Thank goodness, Miss Wade is with her Shaman in the Medicine Lodge.
She is not able to read your comment.
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Bart,
I thought this was a pretty good bout. Wondering what your thoughts are?
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Bart,
I thought this was a pretty good bout. Wondering what your thoughts are?
I am usually giddy for anything midget but that was mind-numbingly bad.
Does anyone over the age of 8 watch wrestling?
It's just a bunch of prick-in-mouth moves.
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I am usually giddy for anything midget but that was mind-numbingly bad.
Does anyone over the age of 8 watch wrestling?
It's just a bunch of prick-in-mouth moves.
The little tiny ladder or the tiny chair didn't win you over?
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The little tiny ladder or the tiny chair didn't win you over?
I think it is the bad acting from the normal sized people that didn't do it for me.
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If a midget gets fleas, are the fleas midget sized too?
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If a midget gets fleas, are the fleas midget sized too?
No but if a midget gets enough fleas they could fly away with him.
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No but if a midget gets enough fleas they could fly away with him.
I assumed normal fleas would look like hummingbirds around the midget.
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I assumed normal fleas would look like hummingbirds around the midget.
That would depend on how small the midget is.
I bet, on some, they would look like majestic crows!
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So far this morning I have climbed a mountain, touched a wild deer, put linseed oil on the wooden ceiling over my front patio and restrained two shutters. Am I allowed to have breakfast now?
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So far this morning I have climbed a mountain, touched a wild deer, put linseed oil on the wooden ceiling over my front patio and restrained two shutters. Am I allowed to have breakfast now?
Depends on your definition of "touched"
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So far this morning I have climbed a mountain, touched a wild deer, put linseed oil on the wooden ceiling over my front patio and restrained two shutters. Am I allowed to have breakfast now?
SEIZE THE DAY! HAVE BREAKFAST WITHOUT PERMISSION!
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Depends on your definition of "touched"
Yes, this seems salacious!
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We bumped into each other on a blind corner of the trail. We’ll always have Sharptop!
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Dear Bartranameous
Why does it seem my karma points go up faster when I'm not here than when I'm here posting?
Signed, Don't Care, Just Curious
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Dear Bartranameous
Why does it seem my karma points go up faster when I'm not here than when I'm here posting?
Signed, Don't Care, Just Curious
Not to point out the obvious...but...
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Bart,
Should I be concerned that Senda handled his raccoon incursion better that the U.S. Army?
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Bart,
Should I be concerned that Senda handled his raccoon incursion better that the U.S. Army?
Yes you should be.
Billions in boomboom machines and not one bat with nails sticking out of it to get the job done.
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Not to point out the obvious...but...
That was my thought but then I figured ... Impossible!
Hence, Ask Bart
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Dear Bartranameous
Why does it seem my karma points go up faster when I'm not here than when I'm here posting?
Signed, Don't Care, Just Curious
No idea, I don't pay attention.
Funny story, @TigerLily ,
Some people used to get themselves so worked up they would dedicate their lives to spiting people.
I think it was @MataHari22 (they can correct me if I am wrong) who was using a script to spite both @Jedimiller and @HopHey every two hours.
I hope it was a script or else it was an insane level of effort.
I had the web ninjas (is that what squatter called them? I forgot) write a little code that could add a random amount of praise between 6 and 10 every few times one of these dedicated spiters attacked.
I believe it was triggered by multiple spites in one day or by someone on the same IP spiting from different accounts.
They were playing a game they could never win and I am sure it just made them even more melty.
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Dear Bartranameous
Why does it seem my karma points go up faster when I'm not here than when I'm here posting?
Signed, Don't Care, Just Curious
+1 ;)
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Why is @Bart Ell so popular?
Very hot and boring in Philly last night.
I ended listen to a podcast -- Mr. Rubini - Flat Earth Theory.
20 % of the time they talking about --who is Bart Ell.
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No games Bart. Just an observation. Unless I'm the object of the karma game. The mind boggles
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How about a less self-involved post
Dear Bartanger
Can you believe I almost forgot today is the 77th anniversary of the Allied landing at Normandy? Over 10,000 Allied casualties
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Bart,
I'm guessing that you have a sharp eye for real estate. I know that I do not. What are your thoughts on this place (https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/332-2095-Windover-Dr-DRIVE332-Petoskey-MI-49770/2070545060_zpid/)?
Petosky is a fantastic place so the locale is good but Mrs. Walks says that it looks like a tool shed from the Home Depot. She also had a bit of a problem with the $1192/Sq Foot part.
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I like the plastic rock work.
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I like the plastic rock work.
It really gives the hut some curb appeal.
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Bart,
I'm guessing that you have a sharp eye for real estate. I know that I do not. What are your thoughts on this place (https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/332-2095-Windover-Dr-DRIVE332-Petoskey-MI-49770/2070545060_zpid/)?
Petosky is a fantastic place so the locale is good but Mrs. Walks says that it looks like a tool shed from the Home Depot. She also had a bit of a problem with the $1192/Sq Foot part.
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Real estate, like stonks, only goes up.
You could always tell her there will be less for her to clean.
I am sure that will go over well.
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How about a less self-involved post
Dear Bartanger
Can you believe I almost forgot today is the 77th anniversary of the Allied landing at Normandy? Over 10,000 Allied casualties
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I am in that picture!
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Real estate, like stonks, only goes up.
You could always tell her there will be less for her to clean.
I am sure that will go over well.
Nice! I am going to go try it.
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So that did not go well. Not at all. Mrs Walks said something about why a grown ass man is so silly and made me take the rubbish out.
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So that did not go well. Not at all. Mrs Walks said something about why a grown ass man is so silly and made me take the rubbish out.
I bet you forgot the stonks part.
That is what would have sold it.
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I bet you forgot the stonks part.
That is what would have sold it.
I did. :-[
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Bart,
I'm guessing that you have a sharp eye for real estate. I know that I do not. What are your thoughts on this place (https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/332-2095-Windover-Dr-DRIVE332-Petoskey-MI-49770/2070545060_zpid/)?
Petosky is a fantastic place so the locale is good but Mrs. Walks says that it looks like a tool shed from the Home Depot. She also had a bit of a problem with the $1192/Sq Foot part.
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Doesn't the inside matter?
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I am in that picture!
ME TOO! I am the wind beneath your wings. Weird, man! :D
Doesn't the inside matter?
It's not a vagina, @anniem
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I am in that picture!
Didn't you lead the storming of Normandy? Or was it getting Norman stoned?
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Didn't you lead the storming of Normandy? Or was it getting Norman stoned?
Juno beach@TigerLily Juno is fun to say too. :)
https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/juno-beach
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Juno beach@TigerLily Juno is fun to say too. :)
https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/juno-beach
Juno you were never there. But maybe joure grampa was un jour
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Doesn't the inside matter?
@anniem Nah. Just cough up a quarter of a million for a tool shed and be happy.
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Juno you were never there. But maybe joure grampa was un jour
My Dad was about 100-200 yards offshore on D-Day. Ironically for him personally, it was the easiest invasion of the war.
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My Dad was about 100-200 yards offshore on D-Day. Ironically for him personally, it was the easiest invasion of the war.
I'm very glad he had a nice stroll on the beach. Most likely the reason you are here today
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I'm very glad he had a nice stroll on the beach. Most likely the reason you are here today
No drama for him at Normandy. His destroyer was right by this ship that got zapped off Sicily:
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and a teenaged Kamikaze pilot nailed a nearby Destroyer instead of his off Okinawa so he lucked out again.
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ME TOO! I am the wind beneath your wings. Weird, man! :D
It's not a vagina, @anniem
I hope not. The inside of that building could be cute as hell.
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My Dad was about 100-200 yards offshore on D-Day. Ironically for him personally, it was the easiest invasion of the war.
I don't know if pops ever told you this but we took the long way there so that the Soviets would do all the heavy lifting and we only had to clean up.
Trust me, I was there with @KSM and Andrew Basiago.
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@anniem Nah. Just cough up a quarter of a million for a tool shed and be happy.
MAY BE someone stashed gold bars and lovely treasure in there! If that is part of the sale, it would be just ducky.
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Juno you were never there. But maybe joure grampa was un jour
Speaking of Juno...
I was never a big Hip kinda guy and could not pick Feist out of a lineup but the 2 together created some sexy magic.
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I don't know if pops ever told you this but we took the long way there so that the Soviets would do all the heavy lifting and we only had to clean up.
Trust me, I was there with @KSM and Andrew Basiago.
To be honest mostly he talked about all the booze he drank and women he chased in NYC and the UK in between convoy runs. Basically to troll his brothers who spent their war in such garden spots like the jungles of Burma.
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I don't know if pops ever told you this but we took the long way there so that the Soviets would do all the heavy lifting and we only had to clean up.
Trust me, I was there with @KSM and Andrew Basiago.
Word.
And we got the furthest in. Not just coz we're lengthy!
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I can’t find the Butt Stuff thread. Where is it?
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I can’t find the Butt Stuff thread. Where is it?
Best bet is to go to the Dietrich thread and ask for directions. Mechanical anus replacements were a topic in a recent Dietrich stream.
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I can’t find the Butt Stuff thread. Where is it?
2 down from the Swinging Pricks thread.
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I don't know if pops ever told you this but we took the long way there so that the Soviets would do all the heavy lifting and we only had to clean up.
Trust me, I was there with @KSM and Andrew Basiago.
Whatever happened to Andrew's presidential run?
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I can’t find the Butt Stuff thread. Where is it?
If you build it, they will come @whoozit
Buncha gutless fucks are afraid to start new threads these days. Go for it! I'll chime in :)
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@Bart Ell what do you think about this video from falkie the fat fuck??
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Hi Bart,
Thinking about a possible kitchen renovation here and want your opinion on this idea. Is it good to install a secret bowl to the just to right of the stove and underneath the microwave?
Obviously it could come in handy but one doesn't see much of this.
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Hi Bart,
Thinking about a possible kitchen renovation here and want your opinion on this idea. Is it good to install a secret bowl to the just to right of the stove and underneath the microwave?
Obviously it could come in handy but one doesn't see much of this.
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Why be shy about your kitchen bowl?
I would put it right beside the fridge so you have access to the ice machine.
Lots of people enjoying chewing ice when they take a mondo duke.
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Why be shy about your kitchen bowl?
I would put it right beside the fridge so you have access to the ice machine.
Lots of people enjoying chewing ice when they take a mondo duke.
See thread? This is why one should bring these kind of items to The Bart. Why be ashamed? Put that bitch right next to the fridge where you can grab a beer! Kitchen Bowl Pride
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Heh, heh the bizarro world of WAN & BART.
I am having a flashback to a true bathroom and food experience.
Waynie Edwards had stopped over to visit me. I was in my KITCHEN making potato salad. Waynie wanted to try my salad. I put some salad in a bowl for him. I was focused on putting the salad in my frig.
Waynie asked to use my upstairs bathroom. Waynie was in my bathroom for over an hour. I started banging on the bathroom door. Wayne finally open the door. He stood in the doorway holding his empty bowl that was filled with potato salad. He said the salad was excellent. Why was Waynie in the bathroom eating potato salad? He explained that he popped a valium, sat on the toilet, started eating his salad and fell asleep.
I threw him out of my house. I told him not to bother coming back to visit me again for a year.
Yeah, I told him off good!
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Heh, heh the bizarro world of WAN & BART.
I am having a flashback to a true bathroom and food experience.
Waynie Edwards had stopped over to visit me. I was in my KITCHEN making potato salad. Waynie wanted to try my salad. I put some salad in a bowl for him. I was focused on putting the salad in my frig.
Waynie asked to use my upstairs bathroom. Waynie was in my bathroom for over an hour. I started banging on the bathroom door. Wayne finally open the door. He stood in the doorway holding his empty bowl that was filled with potato salad. He said the salad was excellent. Why was Waynie in the bathroom eating potato salad? He explained that he popped a valium, sat on the toilet, started eating his salad and fell asleep.
I threw him out of my house. I told him not to bother coming back to visit me again for a year.
Yeah, I told him off good!
Fresh tater salad, valium and the bowl. The real question Waynie had was:
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Fresh tater salad, valium and the bowl. The real question Waynie had was:
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Unless your a Hillbilly lady of the house--most women believe that no one should be on the bowl while holding a bowl of food.
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@Bart Ell Are you doing anything like what Taco bell will be doing??
https://www.turnto23.com/news/state/taco-bell-is-offering-free-tacos-to-vaccinated-californians-on-june-15
If you do, I know it would be way better because you are the man.
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Bart,
Do you think Senda could pull off a similar ugly duckling to beautiful swan transformation?
https://twitter.com/chick4trump/status/1403437457694027778
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Bart,
Do you think Senda could pull off a similar ugly duckling to beautiful swan transformation?
https://twitter.com/chick4trump/status/1403437457694027778
Geddy looks better with the soul patch.
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Bart,
Do you think Senda could pull off a similar ugly duckling to beautiful swan transformation?
https://twitter.com/chick4trump/status/1403437457694027778
Slap some joke store teeth in him, get him in a girdle and he will be getting all the ladies moist.
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Bart,
Do you think Senda could pull off a similar ugly duckling to beautiful swan transformation?
https://twitter.com/chick4trump/status/1403437457694027778
Is there an extended version? Does below the neck start off as olive oil?
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Bart,
Is this the best product review that there ever was, ever is now or ever will be in the future?
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Bart,
Is this the best product review that there ever was, ever is now or ever will be in the future?
It is up there with the Falkie canned stew review where he added 2 bottles of mustard to it and then complained about the flavor.
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Bart,
Is this the best product review that there ever was, ever is now or ever will be in the future?
:o :o :o ;D
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@StarrMountain how are you doing? I just gave you a +1
@Bart Ell How are you doing and Are you still alive and kicking??
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@StarrMountain how are you doing? I just gave you a +1
@Bart Ell How are you doing and Are you still alive and kicking??
Thank you very much, damon. +1 back atcha! ;) ;D
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Bart,
Is this the best product review that there ever was, ever is now or ever will be in the future?
I have no hope for the ChillBox.
The creator of this video needs to hire someone who actually speaks English.
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Bart,
What are your theories for the actual contents of the Subway Tuna Sub?
https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1407432528798101511
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Bart,
What are your theories for the actual contents of the Subway Tuna Sub?
https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1407432528798101511
My guess would be bleached squirrel and pigeon.
Is Subway still the place to go to get microwaved meats?
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My guess would be bleached squirrel and pigeon.
Well that would solve my pigeon problem.
Is Subway still the place to go to get microwaved meats?
I'd assume so but it has been quite sometime since I've frequented one. I've not wanted to share a "sandwich artist's" diseases. Used to go about once a month because Hillbilly Jim digs their $5 foot long cold-cut combo.
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I am terrified I am going to be eaten by a horde of Mandrills. What should I do to protect myself?
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My guess would be bleached squirrel and pigeon...
Poor Zeebo. :'(
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My guess would be bleached squirrel and pigeon.
Is Subway still the place to go to get microwaved meats?
I had no idea squirrel was dark meat. ???
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@StarrMountain how are you doing? I just gave you a +1
@Bart Ell How are you doing and Are you still alive and kicking??
Thank you, damon. +1 back attcha. ;) :D
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Hi Bart,
In this video, some little guy interjects himself into the middle of a heated argument between two larger men. He gets his nose crushed as a result and no one seems to care except the little guy's Mom. The question I have, is head butting a pest like that a truly effective method in dispatching someone who will not mind their own bees wax?
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Hi Bart,
In this video, some little guy interjects himself into the middle of a heated argument between two larger men. He gets his nose crushed as a result and no one seems to care except the little guy's Mom. The question I have, is head butting a pest like that a truly effective method in dispatching someone who will not mind their own bees wax?
He grew up heading soccer balls so he has developed a protective layer on his head.
It is the ideal method for him to use.
I bet you did not know the little guy made a joke about his hair plugs.
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He grew up heading soccer balls so he has developed a protective layer on his head.
It is the ideal method for him to use.
I bet you did not know the little guy made a joke about his hair plugs.
No. While Italian seems to be a wonderful language for arguments in the street, my knowledge of it is limited to bonjourno, saying the name Sylvia Poggioli and perhaps a few random words from Dean Martin songs.
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Bart,
This made me laugh like hell. Does that make me a bad person?
@sean92008 FYI
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Bart,
This made me laugh like hell. Does that make me a bad person?
@sean92008 FYI
I does not make you a bad person.
It makes you an easily entertained person.
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Bart,
This made me laugh like hell. Does that make me a bad person?
@sean92008 FYI
Oooooh, a stewardess... 😈
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Oooooh, a stewardess... 😈
Beginning her life long war with the Sun.
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Are you grilling a moose for Canada Day Bart? I was driving through Canada many years back on Canada and they even let me, an American, have cake!
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Are you grilling a moose for Canada Day Bart? I was driving through Canada many years back on Canada and they even let me, an American, have cake!
Grillin' moose and eatin' beaver my friend! Cakes all gone? Let em' eat pussy!
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Are you grilling a moose for Canada Day Bart? I was driving through Canada many years back on Canada and they even let me, an American, have cake!
We spend the day watching Tommy Hunter, The Beachcombers and Wayne & Shuster reruns.
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Bart,
Hypothetical. There is a Happy Harry yukking up in the aisle and blocking your way. Is the best way to handle this a quick right jab, followed by a left cross as demonstrated below or would it be better to holler "Hello. This the Guy from Pittsburgh. The real, the only, the authentic......"?
https://twitter.com/Beyond_Kick/status/1409546916925485061
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Bart, I bought new underwear and it has a pouch in the front. Is that for transporting potatoes?
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Bart,
Hypothetical. There is a Happy Harry yukking up in the aisle and blocking your way. Is the best way to handle this a quick right jab, followed by a left cross as demonstrated below or would it be better to holler "Hello. This the Guy from Pittsburgh. The real, the only, the authentic......"?
https://twitter.com/Beyond_Kick/status/1409546916925485061
The knockout serves so many purposes that I can't think of anything more effective.
1 combination and you shut the guy up for the rest of the night, have every guy in the place talk a little softer and every girl is moist.
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Bart, I bought new underwear and it has a pouch in the front. Is that for transporting potatoes?
Potatoes, hot cross buns or hard boiled eggs.
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Bart, What do you want for Christmas?
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The knockout serves so many purposes that I can't think of anything more effective.
1 combination and you shut the guy up for the rest of the night, have every guy in the place talk a little softer and every girl is moist.
This is why this is an important thread. I was all wrapped up in subdural hematoma's and brain damage. I did not consider moist ladies. Thanks Bart!
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Bart, What do you want for Christmas?
New seat covers for my 1984 Hyundai Pony.
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This is why this is an important thread. I was all wrapped up in subdural hematoma's and brain damage. I did not consider moist ladies. Thanks Bart!
You have to be ok with a little death here and there if it gets you moist ladies.
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What are we doing for Ellgab Day on Monday?
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What are we doing for Ellgab Day on Monday?
I'm going to watch hockey and not shut down this site.
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We spend the day watching Tommy Hunter, The Beachcombers and Wayne & Shuster reruns.
Wow. Sounds.....pathetic.
You should celebrate the 4th of July. Have a good time. don't be such a mook.
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Wow. Sounds.....pathetic.
You should celebrate the 4th of July. Have a good time. don't be such a mook.
WILL DO
I'm gunna ride an eagle over to my sister cousin's house and try to make some sister cousin babies with her!
Then we're gunna go to the backyard and play resisters and patriots and scream stupid shit at each other.
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Bart, Would you eat at a place called Benis?
https://www.benisct.com/
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WILL DO
I'm gunna ride an eagle over to my sister cousin's house and try to make some sister cousin babies with her!
Then we're gunna go to the backyard and play resisters and patriots and scream stupid shit at each other.
Now you're talking.
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What month will the Fundraiser support the Get Falkie a broken Prius Fund?
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What month will the Fundraiser support the Get Falkie a broken Prius Fund?
We did that last April.
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We did that last April.
Once is more than enough.
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I had a question for you Bart but forgot what it was. Does that ever happen to you? Ya know, just tootling along and then all the sudden the light goes on but before you can figure out why it went on, it goes out just as fast.
Don't ya just hate that?
:o
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Bart,
It would appear that Youtube is truncating Douglas Dietrich's streams at about the 11 hour and 55 minute mark. Is this an act of outrageous censorship that justifies large scale protests, fires, rioting, looting, raping and pillaging across the land or if one can not make their point in 11 hours and 55 minutes they deserve truncation?
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Bart,
It would appear that Youtube is truncating Douglas Dietrich's streams at about the 11 hour and 55 minute mark. Is this an act of outrageous censorship that justifies large scale protests, fires, rioting, looting, raping and pillaging across the land or if one can not make their point in 11 hours and 55 minutes they deserve truncation?
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Raping seems appropriate.
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Remember this from 2010 best of? CREEP WEEK ?
The guy who taxidermied his dead daughter
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Remember this from 2010 best of? CREEP WEEK ?
The guy who taxidermied his dead daughter
They mentioned it again a few months ago and were laughing about how fake it looked.
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I had a question for you Bart but forgot what it was. Does that ever happen to you? Ya know, just tootling along and then all the sudden the light goes on but before you can figure out why it went on, it goes out just as fast.
Don't ya just hate that?
:o
This thread is for questions you have. Not questions you can't remember. Please remember this
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Bart, Would you eat at a place called Benis?
https://www.benisct.com/
@Walks_At_Night - I have a feeling you're pronouncing that wrong...
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Hi Bart,
Are you excited about the Bezos/Blue Origin launch into space? It looks like everything is all set!
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Hi Bart,
Are you excited about the Bezos/Blue Origin launch into space? It looks like everything is all set!
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Bald guy has a space ship that looks like a giant prick?
Color me surprised.
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@Bart Ell
What do shredders such as @KSM or @sean92008 think of guitar players such as Barney Kessel
Or Charlie Byrd
Or the still living Roberto Menescal?
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@Bart Ell
What do shredders such as @KSM or @sean92008 think of guitar players such as Barney Kessel
I'm not a shredder, I'm a sucker.
😁
Those old school cats knew their shit and are entertaining because of the awe factor. Even if the style of music is out of my appreciated genres.
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@Bart Ell
What do shredders such as @KSM or @sean92008 think of guitar players such as Barney Kessel
Is he disgracing the stage by wearing a windbreaker?
Almost as bad as those watch wearing twats.
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@Bart Ell
What do shredders such as @KSM or @sean92008 think of guitar players such as Barney Kessel
@juan I dig it. I like that stuff. Always have.
I don't know that I fall in the "shredder" category anymore. Once I learned the "less is more" lesson I had to change my approach somewhat.
Our new song will be finished in a few days and I'll post it for all to trash, slam, and dislike in all its glory :) You can then at least tell me whether or not I am shredding in the lead gut segment.
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Great. Look forward to hearing it. Don’t you @Bart Ell?
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Great. Look forward to hearing it. Don’t you @Bart Ell?
Even though I feel that was a throw in question to qualify for this thread I will answer it anyway...
Yes, I look forward to listening to it a few times as I read that French government funded study that @anniem mentioned.
I am sure a link to that study will pop up on the world wide web any second now.
Gonna be listening and reading.
Reading and listening.
Good times.
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Is this what you wanted to read?
https://academic.oup.com/cid/article/72/11/e921/5912603
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Is this what you wanted to read?
https://academic.oup.com/cid/article/72/11/e921/5912603
I hope not because that research does not show false positivity rate of over 97% at all!
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I hope not because that research does not show false positivity rate of over 97% at all!
I’m too tired to do math, but the way I understand the chart is that at 35 cycles there were 74 positive results but they could only culture the virus in 2 of those samples. Not a very big sample set by any means.
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I’m too tired to do math, but the way I understand the chart is that at 35 cycles there were 74 positive results but they could only culture the virus in 2 of those samples. Not a very big sample set by any means.
I am a simple man, Gary.
I know you are not Gary but it fit the moment.
As I was saying, I am a simple man but I married a genius.
The genius works with this stuff every day so I ask questions.
I asked about what was posted and she said it was fearmongering bullshit.
She also said there was no such study done.
I read her a few lines of the one you linked and she told me that was not to find false positives but something about being infectious and viral load.
I have to be honest, Gary, I zone out when she gets going on the nerd talk.
She knows this so she usually gives me something to read.
This time she sent me this -
https://science.sciencemag.org/content/370/6512/22?utm_campaign=wnews_sci_2020-10-01&et_rid=40176994&et_cid=3505046
In a study published this week in Clinical Infectious Diseases, researchers led by Bernard La Scola, an infectious diseases expert at IHU-Méditerranée Infection, examined 3790 positive samples with known CT values to see whether they harbored viable virus, indicating the patients were likely infectious. La Scola and his colleagues found that 70% of samples with CT values of 25 or below could be cultured, compared with less than 3% of the cases with CT values above 35. “It's fair to say that having a higher viral load is associated with being more infectious,†says Monica Gandhi, an infectious diseases specialist at the University of California, San Francisco.
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Was she a genius before she married you or just because she married you?
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Bart,
Should a man that takes an iron ball in the nards and doesn't even drop his clipboard run for public office?
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Bald guy has a space ship that looks like a giant prick?
Color me surprised.
Talk about phallic. What a dickead
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Was she a genius before she married you or just because she married you?
Yes
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Bart,
Should a man that takes an iron ball in the nards and doesn't even drop his clipboard run for public office?
He should run for king of the world.
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Do you have any "Bro"s and if so is Artie one of them? I must admit, I don't see you two together what with his nose and stuff.
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Do you have any "Bro"s and if so is Artie one of them? I must admit, I don't see you two together what with his nose and stuff.
Oh I got 'em.
Yeah, that nose... could not do it.
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@Bart Ell How is the loser zoo doing??
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Oh I got 'em.
Yeah, that nose... could not do it.
Yeppers. I wanna say.. 2007. ? You ever notice that the chicks those guys thought were hot, are really, not! Ms. Howard TV is seen less than two minutes in so you tell me she (Ms TV, not this Jen) doesn't have to shave. Like a man. That guido jawline.. :-\ Looks like an Antonio.
I have the complete mp3's of 06,07,08,09 and 2010. You can get others but those were the best years IMO as the Marci Turk Effect had not yet taken hold.
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@Bart Ell How is the loser zoo doing??
They all died.
Each one of them.
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Yeppers. I wanna say.. 2007. ? You ever notice that the chicks those guys thought were hot, are really, not! Ms. Howard TV is seen less than two minutes in so you tell me she (Ms TV, not this Jen) doesn't have to shave. Like a man. That guido jawline.. :-\ Looks like an Antonio.
I have the complete mp3's of 06,07,08,09 and 2010. You can get others but those were the best years IMO as the Marci Turk Effect had not yet taken hold.
All the girls being hot worked much better before they had video.
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All the girls being hot worked much better before they had video.
Funny how that works.
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Bart,
Should I be afraid of Romania athletes?
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Bart,
Should I be afraid of Romania athletes?
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In order to not fear them you must study them.
I would suggest you start with the one who may be the cause of your fear.
Please study her.
Do not be afraid.
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@Bart Ell how does one be awesome like yourself??? I'm asking for a friend.
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@Bart Ell how does one be awesome like yourself??? I'm asking for a friend.
Don't be afraid to do butt stuff.
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Have you tried doughnut peaches? I hadn't heard of them until yesterday.
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Have you tried doughnut peaches? I hadn't heard of them until yesterday.
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I tried them a few years ago.
I thought they were seconds.
Tastes like a peach.
White Flesh are still the sexiest of all the peaches.
I just picked my first 2 peaches of the season.
Life is good.
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Have you tried doughnut peaches? I hadn't heard of them until yesterday.
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Tasty AND cute!
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They all died.
Each one of them.
free compost?
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Have you tried doughnut peaches? I hadn't heard of them until yesterday.
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They kind of look like fuzzy little Cinderella Pumpkins. :-\
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Tasty AND cute!
Until you step on one. Yuk!
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Until you step on one. Yuk!
I haven't done that.
Bart! Have you ever stepped on a peach?
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Have you tried doughnut peaches? I hadn't heard of them until yesterday.
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They remind me of the Today Sponge contraceptive. Remember those, ladies? That's all. Carry on.
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They remind me of the Today Sponge contraceptive. Remember those, ladies? That's all. Carry on.
The one's that looked like raspberry filled donutz?
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The one's that looked like raspberry filled donutz?
You just like them coz they look like puffy red infected anuses!! I mean, being that you're a Navy guy n' all!
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You just like them coz they look like puffy red infected anuses!! I mean, being that you're a Navy guy n' all!
Watch that purty mouf of yours. Navy pukes are squids. Squids are a lower form of Marine life.
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@Bart Ell Do you want to go into space and party with the Klingons?
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@Bart Ell Are you planning to do anymore awesome videos??
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Any thoughts on the old pre Mutt Lange AC DC guitar sound? Talkin' bout the Dirty Deeds, High Voltage era. It really started to change with the Powerage album just before Highway..
I wasn't a fan of the early sound but I know some guys prefer it.
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Any thoughts on the old pre Mutt Lange AC DC guitar sound? Talkin' bout the Dirty Deeds, High Voltage era. It really started to change with the Powerage album just before Highway..
I wasn't a fan of the early sound but I know some guys prefer it.
Weak like the guitars on the first few Kiss albums.
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Bart,
Lunatic Outpost (http://lunaticoutpost.com/) is down!
Is this the beginning of the Mother of All Happenings?
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Bart,
Lunatic Outpost (http://lunaticoutpost.com/) is down!
Is this the beginning of the Mother of All Happenings?
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I never knew it was up!
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Bart,
Do you think the Blue Man will be okay?
https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1421626770218840064
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Bart,
Do you think the Blue Man will be okay?
https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1421626770218840064
HE WILL LIVE FOREVER!
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HE WILL LIVE FOREVER!
What happened to the rest of the group?
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What happened to the rest of the group?
I did not keep track of all of them but I do know Blas went back to Slaughter.
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Bart,
I put my name in this people search engine: https://www.peekyou.com/ and the details it came back with were kind of accurate but it also said that my alias on the internet is thickdick69er. I don't know what to think, so I am looking for advice. Should I be filled with horror and disgust at such a vulgar thing or should I feel a certain amount of pride?
Also - Mrs. Walks' alias is memphishottiexxx. AFAIK she has never been to Memphis in her life. Should I be concerned?
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Bart,
I put my name in this people search engine: https://www.peekyou.com/ and the details it came back with were kind of accurate but it also said that my alias on the internet is thickdick69er. I don't know what to think, so I am looking for advice. Should I be filled with horror and disgust at such a vulgar thing or should I feel a certain amount of pride?
Also - Mrs. Walks' alias is memphishottiexxx. AFAIK she has never been to Memphis in her life. Should I be concerned?
The evidence points to memphishottiexxx having dinner for two with thickdick69er.
I would bring up those names in casual conversation with Mrs. Walks and see how she reacts to them.
I hate having to type this but you may also want to do a moisture test after mentioning thickdick69er.
So sorry, I really did not want to type that but you asked for my opinion.
YOU ASKED FOR MY OPINION!
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The evidence points to memphishottiexxx having dinner for two with thickdick69er.
I would bring up those names in casual conversation with Mrs. Walks and see how she reacts to them.
I hate having to type this but you may also want to do a moisture test after mentioning thickdick69er.
So sorry, I really did not want to type that but you asked for my opinion.
YOU ASKED FOR MY OPINION!
...and I value and appreciate your opinion. Thanks.
BTW - I looked up Hillbilly Jim. Apparently his internet alias is iliketitties :D
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I tried to double check @Walks_At_Night information but I misspelled mephistohottiexxx and it came up with a good friend of mine who has an unfortunate proclivity for dabbling in the Dark Arts. I would warn the Mrs. to beware any messages from Satansson or Ridemybroomstick
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I tried to double check @Walks_At_Night information but I misspelled mephistohottiexxx and it came up with a good friend of mine who has an unfortunate proclivity for dabbling in the Dark Arts. I would warn the Mrs. to beware any messages from Satansson or Ridemybroomstick
Most people who dabble in the "Dark Arts" have exhausted all other avenues and still cannot achieve acceptance. They're loooosers looking for something to belong to. A lonely hearts club, if you will.
@TigerLily
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Most people who dabble in the "Dark Arts" have exhausted all other avenues and still cannot achieve acceptance. They're loooosers looking for something to belong to. A lonely hearts club, if you will.
@TigerLily
I will send your good wishes on to my friend. I'm sure she can cook up something special for you
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I will send your good wishes on to my friend. I'm sure she can cook up something special for you
I dare her/him to try. Seriously - do it. I'll gladly send a lock of my beautiful hair if that helps. I'd send a dick pic but that would make the little imp love me and my plate is rather full - isn't it!
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Dear Bartanada
I read Canada is letting Americans back across your border. They do have to provide proof of being fully vaccinated against COVID-19. Do agree with allowing Americans to once again cross into Canada? Have you noticed any big changes since Canada has been American-free for so long?
Sincerely,
An American Tiger named Lily
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Dear Bartanada
I read Canada is letting Americans back across your border. They do have to provide proof of being fully vaccinated against COVID-19. Do agree with allowing Americans to once again cross into Canada? Have you noticed any big changes since Canada has been American-free for so long?
Sincerely,
An American Tiger named Lily
I drove by the Queenston–Lewiston Bridge yesterday and they were lined up as far as the eye can see.
They are coming for peaches and Costco and they don't care how long they have to wait.
https://twitter.com/NewsRadio930/status/1424713667786969093
In the last year I did notice the lack of fanny pack wearing fatties lined up outside Denny's.
I also noticed fewer people double parking by the Falls so they could waddle over for a picture.
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I drove by the Queenston–Lewiston Bridge yesterday and they were lined up as far as the eye can see.
They are coming for peaches and Costco and they don't care how long they have to wait.
https://twitter.com/NewsRadio930/status/1424713667786969093
In the last year I did notice the lack of fanny pack wearing fatties lined up outside Denny's.
I also noticed fewer people double parking by the Falls so they could waddle over for a picture.
Watch out! They are like locusts when it comes to peaches. When they go home all they will leave are the pits
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If memory serves, Imran Khan hasn't been heard from since about 2014. I do wonder whether or not he lives still with his dad and mom.
Do you know anything beyond this, Bart?
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If memory serves, Imran Khan hasn't been heard from since about 2014. I do wonder whether or not he lives still with his dad and mom.
Do you know anything beyond this, Bart?
Screw you for putting this in my brain for the next 5 days.
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Screw you for putting this in my brain for the next 5 days.
No harm meant, but harm caused. Apologies
Been exactly five days since I heard it on a replay and it's still going on.
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Bart,
Would you get a contactless taco supreme from the glowing, incandescent, taco box in the sky?
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Bart,
Would you get a contactless taco supreme from the glowing, incandescent, taco box in the sky?
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THE WORLD IS GETTING BETTER EVERY DAY!
Chalupa me up!
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Continued:
So did you then walk the guy out of the bus with a sort of, "Really? What the fuck was that?" ?
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Continued:
So did you then walk the guy out of the bus with a sort of, "Really? What the fuck was that?" ?
No sir.
I am what is known as an asshole so I mocked him with things like HELLO MR CLAPTON, I CAN GET YOU 10% OFF and OH HELLO MR, PAGE, BIG FAN! WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I COULD GET YOU FREE SHIPPING?
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No sir.
I am what is known as an asshole so I mocked him with things like HELLO MR CLAPTON, I CAN GET YOU 10% OFF and OH HELLO MR, PAGE, BIG FAN! WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I COULD GET YOU FREE SHIPPING?
Ah, I figured that it was a one off where you never really saw the guy again. But mocking is good!! I like to Mock! - April Wine
I wanna mock!
Do ya wanna get mocked..?
Let's get let's get let's get Mocked!
Been a long time since I mock n rolled.
Mock Me, Mock me through the night.. < Great White
Mock me tonight! <career ruining video
Mock n' roll damnation
Mock n roll all night.. party every.. meh, doesn't work :-\
GIMME AN M (M) O (O) C (C) K (K) WHATCHA GOT!!? (MOCK) AND WHATCHA GONNA DO.. (MOCK YOU!!) Check dat shit ouuut!
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Ah, I figured that it was a one off where you never really saw the guy again. But mocking is good!! I like to Mock! - April Wine
I wanna mock!
Do ya wanna get mocked..?
Let's get let's get let's get Mocked!
Been a long time since I mock n rolled.
Mock Me, Mock me through the night.. < Great White
Mock me tonight! <career ruining video
Mock n' roll damnation
Mock n roll all night.. party every.. meh, doesn't work :-\
GIMME AN M (M) O (O) C (C) K (K) WHATCHA GOT!!? (MOCK) AND WHATCHA GONNA DO.. (MOCK YOU!!) Check dat shit ouuut!
There's Only One Way to Mock.
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Mock me tonight! <career ruining video
Hey Bart, how would this video have been received if the climate of today applied back then?
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Hey Bart, how would this video have been received if the climate of today applied back then?
I wish videos today were as manly as the videos back then!
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Hey Bart,
Is the green, white and red flag with the musket guy on it a Quebec thing?
https://twitter.com/thevivafrei/status/1426619468327882761
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^^^ NVM. Answered my own Q. It is a Patriote flag. Not sure I like the green, white, red from an aethstetic view point but that guy looks bad ass on there. Won't comment on the politics behind it because it is none of my beeswax.
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Bart,
Taking the day off to do some electrical work at the house here. I just labeled a wire "hot load" which made me laugh. Will I ever grow up?
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Bart,
Taking the day off to do some electrical work at the house here. I just labeled a wire "hot load" which made me laugh. Will I ever grow up?
Hopefully your hot loads will continue until you kick the bucket.
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I wish videos today were as manly as the videos back then!
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The girl mocked him, gathered up her clothes and left
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What are your plans for this week?? @Bart Ell
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What are your plans for this week?? @Bart Ell
I am in a battle with Big Farma trying to get people off the Squatter Paste.
Get off the paste, people!
Don't let Big Farma win!
E-I-E-I-O
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Bart,
Not sure if you are familiar with woot.com - it is a site that sells stuff. On occasion they have a "woot off" where random items come up for sale. The next item will not come up until the current item is sold out. Occasionaly a "Bag of Crap" will pop up. It is very hard to get as everyone jumps on it because it can be literally anything. I got a few back in the day but swore it off after the last one I lucked into. I got a box that some dude returned to the Home Shopping Network. It literally had the dudes name and return address on it and HSN never even opened it. Inside was a big ass jump starter for a car but the positive terminal clamp was busted off and it had leaked some battery juice. Filled with horror and disgust I said never again.
Just came across this video where some dude got 1758 pounds of car wax as his bag of crap. This inspires me and sort of restores my faith in human beings. Should I get back in the Bag of Crap game?
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Bart,
Not sure if you are familiar with woot.com - it is a site that sells stuff. On occasion they have a "woot off" where random items come up for sale. The next item will not come up until the current item is sold out. Occasionaly a "Bag of Crap" will pop up. It is very hard to get as everyone jumps on it because it can be literally anything. I got a few back in the day but swore it off after the last one I lucked into. I got a box that some dude returned to the Home Shopping Network. It literally had the dudes name and return address on it and HSN never even opened it. Inside was a big ass jump starter for a car but the positive terminal clamp was busted off and it had leaked some battery juice. Filled with horror and disgust I said never again.
Just came across this video where some dude got 1758 pounds of car wax as his bag of crap. This inspires me and sort of restores my faith in human beings. Should I get back in the Bag of Crap game?
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It would be a crime if you didn't.
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Hi Bart,
Below is a commander of the Northern Alliance which is eternally fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan. That is the official story. Is it plausible that he is really one of The Doors time travelled from 1969?
https://twitter.com/NA2NRF/status/1433486866020503552
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Hi Bart,
Below is a commander of the Northern Alliance which is eternally fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan. That is the official story. Is it plausible that he is really one of The Doors time travelled from 1969?
https://twitter.com/NA2NRF/status/1433486866020503552
That is Dave Portnoy.
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That is Dave Portnoy.
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Holy Schnikes it is!
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this is good
gittin' some real ASKing done here
nice
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Bart,
Peter Caine, the dude in NY that has the frozen bigfoot in his freezer and also claims to have been raped by one, has had a much younger lady move in with him. The bigfoot videos have dried up and his live streams are pretty much him crowing about how he is drilling a chick 30+ years younger than him:
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Question is how would you relate to a woman/girl that is 30+ years younger? She's never used a typewriter, or a card catalog at the library, or a rotary phone or listened to Kasem do a long distance dedication. She can't really understand why you need bifocals or what plantar fasciitis is. I'm sure the boinking is fun for him but then what?
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Can I jump in with an answer, @Bart Ell ? More boinking.
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Question is how would you relate to a woman/girl that is 30+ years younger? She's never used a typewriter, or a card catalog at the library, or a rotary phone or listened to Kasem do a long distance dedication. She can't really understand why you need bifocals or what plantar fasciitis is. I'm sure the boinking is fun for him but then what?
30+ years younger would put her into jailbait territory for me but I would have no issue with 20+ years younger.
Do you find yourself spending most of your day reminiscing about typewriters with Mrs Walks or have you created your own shared experiences?
Also, what @juan answered.
It keeps you young.
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30+ years younger would put her into jailbait territory for me but I would have no issue with 20+ years younger.
Do you find yourself spending most of your day reminiscing about typewriters with Mrs Walks or have you created your own shared experiences?
Also, what @juan answered.
It keeps you young.
Mrs. Walks and I just talked about typewriters this week in fact. We had to draft a formal letter for some stuff we needed to handle and discussed what a pain in the ass typewriters were. So no not daily but it came up. I also remember watch Ghostbusters with Little Walks and being asked what all those cards flying out of the drawers in the library scene were.
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Mrs. Walks and I just talked about typewriters this week in fact. We had to draft a formal letter for some stuff we needed to handle and discussed what a pain in the ass typewriters were. So no not daily but it came up. I also remember watch Ghostbusters with Little Walks and being asked what all those cards flying out of the drawers in the library scene were.
Frozen freezer bigfoot guy asked his girl if she ever used a typewriter and she giggled, confused by his question.
Then they banged.
I am failing to see the downside of his situation.
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BART I HEARD A RUMOR THAT YOU LIKE SOUP DO YOU LIKE SOUP BART I LIKE SOUP TOO
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BART I HEARD A RUMOR THAT YOU LIKE SOUP DO YOU LIKE SOUP BART I LIKE SOUP TOO
I can't find that Joey Elias routine online.
I guess Lindros got it pulled.
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BART I HEARD A RUMOR THAT YOU LIKE SOUP DO YOU LIKE SOUP BART I LIKE SOUP TOO
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:) Childhood :)
Back when dad would beat the fucking shit out of us for sport all over 166 acres in our own personal hunger games.
:) Childhood :)
I love soup :)
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I just got my 55 gallon drum of apple flavored horse paste and need to know what are the best crackers to spread it on? I’m mainly concerned with flavor but texture is important as well.
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I just got my 55 gallon drum of apple flavored horse paste and need to know what are the best crackers to spread it on? I’m mainly concerned with flavor but texture is important as well.
There is only one option...
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Why?
They are not really crackers.
They are cookies.
That is what makes them perfect.
Use something in a way it was not intended to be used.
Like squatter paste.
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There is only one option...
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Why?
They are not really crackers.
They are cookies.
That is what makes them perfect.
Use something in a way it was not intended to be used.
Like squatter paste.
I have not seen them for a very long time.
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@Bart Ell I heard a rumor that you are planning to control Falkie's internet and computers? I also heard that when falkie surfs the internet, the only sites that he can visit is Ellgab and ellgab related sites and llama porn sites. Is this true??
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@Bart Ell how much traffic is the two sites getting? https://bartelllegacy.com/ https://kingdomofnyeradio.com/
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@Bart Ell I heard a rumor that you are planning to control Falkie's internet and computers? I also heard that when falkie surfs the internet, the only sites that he can visit is Ellgab and ellgab related sites and llama porn sites. Is this true??
I plan on stealing Kathy from him and cleaning the old sow up.
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@Bart Ell how much traffic is the two sites getting? https://bartelllegacy.com/ https://kingdomofnyeradio.com/
More than https://thebartcast.com/
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Bart,
Are you down with yellow penguins or do you think they are hideous, abominations?
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1362809671355097090
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Bart,
Are you down with yellow penguins or do you think they are hideous, abominations?
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1362809671355097090
It depends if they taste as good as the others.
You know what they say about once you go black...
JUST ASK FALKIE!
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It depends if they taste as good as the others.
You know what they say about once you go black...
JUST ASK FALKIE!
Gonna need a gallon of Sweet Baby Ray's to slather though.
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Gonna need a gallon of Sweet Baby Ray's to slather though.
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Falkie likes his penguins like he likes his prison sodomy - dry and hard.
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Frozen freezer bigfoot guy asked his girl if she ever used a typewriter and she giggled, confused by his question.
Then they banged.
I am failing to see the downside of his situation.
Bart,
I've looked into the way society views these particular male/female relationships some more. I've come to the conclusion that if the male is loaded with cash, society doesn't give a hoot. If on the other hand, he is not loaded, society kind of views him as a creep. After seeing Caine's homestead in his videos, I guess he is just a creep.
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Bart,
I've looked into the way society views these particular male/female relationships some more. I've come to the conclusion that if the male is loaded with cash, society doesn't give a hoot. If on the other hand, he is not loaded, society kind of views him as a creep. After seeing Caine's homestead in his videos, I guess he is just a creep.
I am sure worrying about society is what is keeping him up at night and not the multiple blowies from the girl not yet jaded by life.
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Hey Bart,
Any thoughts on the Freedom Ship (http://freedomship.com/)? I first heard about this project right around the time where the British's 99 year lease on Hong Kong was expiring and would be handed back to China's control. A great many wealthy Hong Kong people wanted to get out before the transfer of power and many were interested in the Freedom ship. The idea was to build a ginormous ship - over a mile long, with an airport and a forest on top, a harbor in the back of the ship and pack it with condos and shops. It would then slowly cruise around the Earth:
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It has been forever and still no Freedom Ship - I think the dude behind it, Norman Nixon has since died. Will she ever set sail? The price list for units (http://freedomship.com/wp-content/uploads/Freedomship-Residential-Price-List-2018-Jan.gif) has not been updated since January 2018. I am beginning to fear the worst.
Also there is a Freedom Ship thong available in their online store. Is it hot or not?
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Hey Bart,
Any thoughts on the Freedom Ship (http://freedomship.com/)? I first heard about this project right around the time where the British's 99 year lease on Hong Kong was expiring and would be handed back to China's control. A great many wealthy Hong Kong people wanted to get out before the transfer of power and many were interested in the Freedom ship. The idea was to build a ginormous ship - over a mile long, with an airport and a forest on top, a harbor in the back of the ship and pack it with condos and shops. It would then slowly cruise around the Earth:
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It has been forever and still no Freedom Ship - I think the dude behind it, Norman Nixon has since died. Will she ever set sail? The price list for units (http://freedomship.com/wp-content/uploads/Freedomship-Residential-Price-List-2018-Jan.gif) has not been updated since January 2018. I am beginning to fear the worst.
Also there is a Freedom Ship thong available in their online store. Is it hot or not?
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I remember when we used to call it the French Ship.
That looks like the kind of thong that would partially cover a hairy bush.
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Bart,
Is it better to take market flucuations in stride or just set shit on fire?
https://twitter.com/crypto_bitlord7/status/1435264545304444931
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Bart,
Is it better to take market flucuations in stride or just set shit on fire?
https://twitter.com/crypto_bitlord7/status/1435264545304444931
I am a huge fan of fire and get tempted to burn my house down whenever we talk about moving.
It is easier than packing.
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I am a huge fan of fire and get tempted to burn my house down whenever we talk about moving.
It is easier than packing.
My sentiments exactly.
Being this is an 'ask' thread, how many times have you moved in your lifetime?
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My sentiments exactly.
Being this is an 'ask' thread, how many times have you moved in your lifetime?
Not an easy one to answer, @ShayP .
I lived in dozens of places but I only really moved once.
When I was 18 I moved to LA but only had a suitcase with me.
Less than 2 years later a good career thing happened and I was able to buy a house on Stern Ave in Sherman Oaks.
I am pretty sure I chose that house over the one on Colbath because of Howard Stern.
I never really bought anything for the place because...
Less than 9 months after that a bad career thing happened so I had to switch gears.
I put the few items I had into storage and decided to rent out that house as I would be travelling for about 45 weeks every year.
Over the next decade or so I lived in Berlin, Cologne, Cannes, Saint-Tropez, Las Vegas, New York and then Bern.
I only had a suitcase or two of things to move from each of those so they were painless.
I ended up switching gears again and started living in the Sherman Oaks house.
That went on for a few years and then we made the first move where I actually had to pack.
There will be one more move in the next few years and that is the one that may include fire.
Lots of fire.
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Sherman Oaks? How close were you to sNorway and the Premrat Headquarters. Jimmy Church, too.
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Sherman Oaks? How close were you to sNorway and the Premrat Headquarters. Jimmy Church, too.
Jimmy Church... I’m actually starting to miss him, with Connie “Chuckles The Clown†Willis on the loose.
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Sherman Oaks? How close were you to sNorway and the Premrat Headquarters. Jimmy Church, too.
I predicted Jimmy Church would be gone from C2C in 2020 and working at the 7-Eleven on the corner of Stern and Ventura.
I also predicted Eddie Van Halen would die in 2020.
Bartstradamus is the greatest psychic in the history of the world.
https://vocaroo.com/4Ik3UuKuI1X
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Bart,
With all that moving around you did, it would seem you did a great deal of flying. Ever seen any thing like this?
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Not an easy one to answer, @ShayP .
I lived in dozens of places but I only really moved once.
When I was 18 I moved to LA but only had a suitcase with me.
Less than 2 years later a good career thing happened and I was able to buy a house on Stern Ave in Sherman Oaks.
I am pretty sure I chose that house over the one on Colbath because of Howard Stern.
I never really bought anything for the place because...
Less than 9 months after that a bad career thing happened so I had to switch gears.
I put the few items I had into storage and decided to rent out that house as I would be travelling for about 45 weeks every year.
Over the next decade or so I lived in Berlin, Cologne, Cannes, Saint-Tropez, Las Vegas, New York and then Bern.
I only had a suitcase or two of things to move from each of those so they were painless.
I ended up switching gears again and started living in the Sherman Oaks house.
That went on for a few years and then we made the first move where I actually had to pack.
There will be one more move in the next few years and that is the one that may include fire.
Lots of fire.
Damn. @Bart Ell You've been around. Seems like a hell of an experience. I've moved an entire household (or apartment) seven times. One more move will be the last and there may be fire.
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Bart,
With all that moving around you did, it would seem you did a great deal of flying. Ever seen any thing like this?
Nope.
I was in a plane that got hit my lightning, though.
It hit one wing and then a blue glow came through the fuselage and exited the other wing.
The plane began dropping and people were screaming about dying.
I sat in my seat and enjoyed the show and wanted to do it all over again once things leveled off.
Quite the rush.
I believe it gave me happy pants.
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Damn. @Bart Ell You've been around. Seems like a hell of an experience. I've moved an entire household (or apartment) seven times. One more move will be the last and there may be fire.
I could never do seven without at least 5 fires.
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I am a huge fan of fire and get tempted to burn my house down whenever we talk about moving.
It is easier than packing.
Fire instead of packing, huh.
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Bart,
According to artflow.ai (https://artflow.ai/) your likenesses vary dramatically as to whether your formal name is used or not. Which one is more accurate?
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Nope.
I was in a plane that got hit my lightning, though.
It hit one wing and then a blue glow came through the fuselage and exited the other wing.
The plane began dropping and people were screaming about dying.
I sat in my seat and enjoyed the show and wanted to do it all over again once things leveled off.
Quite the rush.
I believe it gave me happy pants.
A blue orb of death, floating through the fuselage with folks wailing like Banshee's? I must admit that is pretty awesome. I've had a couple out of the ordinary experiences on flights but nothing that magical.
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Bart,
According to artflow.ai (https://artflow.ai/) your likenesses vary dramatically as to whether your formal name is used or not. Which one is more accurate?
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AI THINKS I AM A TWAT!
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Bart,
Is being a Cryptozoologist the most dangerous job in the world? I just checked Loren Coleman's site (http://www.cryptozoonews.com/) for the first time in forever and it is just an orgy of death.
- Prolific Author Michael Newton, 69, Dies
- Gonzo Fortean Writer Skylaire Alfvegren Dies Suddenly
- Champ Cryptozoologist Scott Mardis, 57, Dies Suddenly
- Veteran Bigfooter and Coauthor Cliff Olson, 88, Dies
- Almasty Researcher Marie-Jeanne Koffmann, 101, Dies
- Bigfoot Artist Paul A. Smith, 67, Dies
- Whitehall Bigfoot Guardian Pat Sparks Dies
- Timothy Green Beckley Dies
- Cat Country Author Di Francis Dies
- Bryan Sykes Dies: Brought Genetics Credibility to Hominology Studies
- Richard Corben, Comic Book Artist, Dies
- Sasquatch Tour Founder Bill Miller, 63, Dies
- Florida Cryptozoologist Scott Marlowe Dies
- Remembering Roy Wagner, Anthropologist Who Investigated Ri
- Bigfooter Danielle Auclair Passes Away
- Pennsylvania Bigfoot Researcher David Dragosin Dies
and the toll of the dead just goes on and on. What the hell is going on?
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Bart,
Is being a Cryptozoologist the most dangerous job in the world? I just checked Loren Coleman's site (http://www.cryptozoonews.com/) for the first time in forever and it is just an orgy of death.
- Prolific Author Michael Newton, 69, Dies
- Gonzo Fortean Writer Skylaire Alfvegren Dies Suddenly
- Champ Cryptozoologist Scott Mardis, 57, Dies Suddenly
- Veteran Bigfooter and Coauthor Cliff Olson, 88, Dies
- Almasty Researcher Marie-Jeanne Koffmann, 101, Dies
- Bigfoot Artist Paul A. Smith, 67, Dies
- Whitehall Bigfoot Guardian Pat Sparks Dies
- Timothy Green Beckley Dies
- Cat Country Author Di Francis Dies
- Bryan Sykes Dies: Brought Genetics Credibility to Hominology Studies
- Richard Corben, Comic Book Artist, Dies
- Sasquatch Tour Founder Bill Miller, 63, Dies
- Florida Cryptozoologist Scott Marlowe Dies
- Remembering Roy Wagner, Anthropologist Who Investigated Ri
- Bigfooter Danielle Auclair Passes Away
- Pennsylvania Bigfoot Researcher David Dragosin Dies
and the toll of the dead just goes on and on. What the hell is going on?
WAN, speaking as a former cryptzoologistkeeper I think you should have asked me! Not gonna lie.. a little hurt.
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Bart,
Is being a Cryptozoologist the most dangerous job in the world? I just checked Loren Coleman's site (http://www.cryptozoonews.com/) for the first time in forever and it is just an orgy of death.
and the toll of the dead just goes on and on. What the hell is going on?
The all got sick from fucking the creatures.
Just ask @KSM
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WAN, speaking as a former cryptzoologistkeeper I think you should have asked me! Not gonna lie.. a little hurt.
@KSM I didn't know man. I didn't know....... Seems like it was a good thing you got out of the business. Seems like guys in SEAL Team Six have a better life expectancy.
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The all got sick from fucking the creatures.
Just ask @KSM
Seems like a hard way to go.
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The all got sick from fucking the creatures.
Just ask @KSM
@KSM I didn't know man. I didn't know....... Seems like it was a good thing you got out of the business. Seems like guys in SEAL Team Six have a better life expectancy.
You two have the strangest conversations. I don't know where to jump in here..
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Bart,
Is being a Cryptozoologist the most dangerous job in the world? I just checked Loren Coleman's site (http://www.cryptozoonews.com/) for the first time in forever and it is just an orgy of death.
- Prolific Author Michael Newton, 69, Dies
- Gonzo Fortean Writer Skylaire Alfvegren Dies Suddenly
- Champ Cryptozoologist Scott Mardis, 57, Dies Suddenly
- Veteran Bigfooter and Coauthor Cliff Olson, 88, Dies
- Almasty Researcher Marie-Jeanne Koffmann, 101, Dies
- Bigfoot Artist Paul A. Smith, 67, Dies
- Whitehall Bigfoot Guardian Pat Sparks Dies
- Timothy Green Beckley Dies
- Cat Country Author Di Francis Dies
- Bryan Sykes Dies: Brought Genetics Credibility to Hominology Studies
- Richard Corben, Comic Book Artist, Dies
- Sasquatch Tour Founder Bill Miller, 63, Dies
- Florida Cryptozoologist Scott Marlowe Dies
- Remembering Roy Wagner, Anthropologist Who Investigated Ri
- Bigfooter Danielle Auclair Passes Away
- Pennsylvania Bigfoot Researcher David Dragosin Dies
and the toll of the dead just goes on and on. What the hell is going on?
They weren’t smoking enough weed and laughing enough.
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Or paying to have drinks at a non-existent bar.
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Or paying to have drinks at a non-existent bar.
Heh, heh, heh... and to think they’ll never get the chance to do Foodie Things with Chuckles, a Graduate of The Culinary Institute of America/Greystone. Sigh...
https://www.conniewillis.com/sign-up-for-email-list-eat-this
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Heh, heh, heh... and to think they’ll never get the chance to do Foodie Things with Chuckles, a Graduate of The Culinary Institute of America/Greystone. Sigh...
https://www.conniewillis.com/sign-up-for-email-list-eat-this
EAT THIS: FOODIES WITH ATTITUDE! Oh, that's funny.
Wow. I wonder if she'll give out her recipe for hash brownies?
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EAT THIS: FOODIES WITH ATTITUDE! Oh, that's funny.
Wow. I wonder if she'll give out her recipe for hash brownies?
It looks like Chuckles will do about anything for the right price.
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It looks like Chuckles will do about anything for the right price.
That crossed my mind. ;D I wonder if she's on Paranormaldate.com?
George is the perfect spokesman.
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Bart,
Have you ever found anything unusual in prepared food? I once found a nut in my fries at a Burger King. I wasn't perturbed or anything but returned the nut to the fries lady so that she could repair whatever bolt it was in the fry station that it came off of. The fry lady just threw the nut away and gave me more fries with her now wobbly fry scooper. Extra Burger King fries are not exactly a boon.
The reason I ask was this young lady, with the radiant smile, was not smiling so radiantly when she found half of a finger in her burger:
https://nypost.com/2021/09/16/woman-eating-fast-food-hamburger-bites-into-rotting-finger/
Note: There is a close up of the rotting digit in the article if you wish to explore this phenomena in detail.
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Bart,
When receiving oral sex on an aircraft, do you look as bored as the gentleman in this tweet? Note the sensitive content warning - it is pretty sensitive as you can see the guys whammer.
https://twitter.com/alanwhite12332/status/1437832249500741640
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Bart,
Have you ever found anything unusual in prepared food? I once found a nut in my fries at a Burger King. I wasn't perturbed or anything but returned the nut to the fries lady so that she could repair whatever bolt it was in the fry station that it came off of. The fry lady just threw the nut away and gave me more fries with her now wobbly fry scooper. Extra Burger King fries are not exactly a boon.
The reason I ask was this young lady, with the radiant smile, was not smiling so radiantly when she found half of a finger in her burger:
https://nypost.com/2021/09/16/woman-eating-fast-food-hamburger-bites-into-rotting-finger/
Note: There is a close up of the rotting digit in the article if you wish to explore this phenomena in detail.
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It was a full finger when it was served to her!
I don't rememebr ever being served anything weird.
I could tell you a story involving a restaurant that is so wild you would think it is 100% made up, though.
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Bart,
When receiving oral sex on an aircraft, do you look as bored as the gentleman in this tweet? Note the sensitive content warning - it is pretty sensitive as you can see the guys whammer.
https://twitter.com/alanwhite12332/status/1437832249500741640
It only happened once and I was too busy making sure the coast was clear to look bored.
I could tell you a story involving Alcatraz that is so wild you would think it is 100% made up, though.
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It only happened once and I was too busy making sure the coast was clear to look bored.
I could tell you a story involving Alcatraz that is so wild you would think it is 100% made up, though.
That whole Machine Gun Kelly, occular cavity, Vicky thing?
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That whole Machine Gun Kelly, occular cavity, Vicky thing?
No because you would believe that one.
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No because you would believe that one.
No one is gonna bite on this? Interesting........ ???
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Bart,
What do you think of VW's ID.BUZZ? It will be an electric minivan:
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If that was the extent of it, I'd imagine they would sell a zillion of them. Thing is, it is supposed to be fully autonomous by 2025. I look at the concept dashboard and I say to myself "No F'ing way I am riding in that thing". What say you? Will you ride in something with no real steering wheel, just that vulva looking thing that pops out and a Senda iPad to control it?
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Bart,
What do you think of VW's ID.BUZZ? It will be an electric minivan:
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If that was the extent of it, I'd imagine they would sell a zillion of them. Thing is, it is supposed to be fully autonomous by 2025. I look at the concept dashboard and I say to myself "No F'ing way I am riding in that thing". What say you? Will you ride in something with no real steering wheel, just that vulva looking thing that pops out and a Senda iPad to control it?
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It is things like this that make me hate hippies even more.
Almost as cunty as those pickup twats that never use the cargo bed.
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It is things like this that make me hate hippies even more.
Almost as cunty as those pickup twats that never use the cargo bed.
The two can be combined via the Beetle/Pickup Conversion Kit:
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The two can be combined via the Beetle/Pickup Conversion Kit:
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Those are the kind of people you wish cancer on.
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Bart,
When I log in with my account, I can only see a few topics in the Art Bell Legacy section and no other topics. When I am not logged in, I can see all topics in all sections. Am I banished to the zoo because I keep asking you stupid shit in this thread?
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Bart,
When I log in with my account, I can only see a few topics in the Art Bell Legacy section and no other topics. When I am not logged in, I can see all topics in all sections. Am I banished to the zoo because I keep asking you stupid shit in this thread?
You probably hit the +/- that made everything disappear for the other section.
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You probably hit the +/- that made everything disappear for the other section.
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Ha Ha! I'm a dolt. Imagine my embarrassment.
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Will you ride in something with no real steering wheel, just that vulva looking thing that pops out and a Senda iPad to control it?
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Vulva looking thing? It's not exactly a Georgia O'Keeffe
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Bart,
McCaysville Drug & Gun (http://mccaysvilledrugcenter.com/). What do you think about the "Refills and Reloads" business model? It certainly could be a time saver. Let's say you have an ear ache. You pop in to get your ear gunk away prescription filled and the guy says "Do you have any question for the Pharmacist?" "Well... Not on the ear gunk away pills but I do about that Smith & Wesson over there". It could work obviously but is diluting expertise like that a good thing?
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'Tis the season!
May I peachy please be a SpookPumpkin again?
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Bart,
The man in the white hat was taking a snooze at the beach. He then got smushed and apparently did not make it. Question is did he die screaming in horror and disgust or did he die happy?
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Bart,
The man in the white hat was taking a snooze at the beach. He then got smushed and apparently did not make it. Question is did he die screaming in horror and disgust or did he die happy?
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Forget the whale on the beach, I think I see Nessie in the water.. :o
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'Tis the season!
May I peachy please be a SpookPumpkin again?
@SpookPumpkin It is not even October yet. This is way too soon for the annual festive name changes that we will be seeing over the next several months.
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@SpookPumpkin It is not even October yet. This is way too soon for the annual festive name changes that we will be seeing over the next several months.
But it's officially autumn!! And face it, like it or not, Starbucks has been on their "pumpkin spice season" for a whole month already. Hell, the evil Hobby Lobby has no Halloween stuff, but they've had their Christmas crap out since July...
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But it's officially autumn!! And face it, like it or not, Starbucks has been on their "pumpkin spice season" for a whole month already. Hell, the evil Hobby Lobby has no Halloween stuff, but they've had their Christmas crap out since July...
Ok! Geesh.. don't need to yell at me :-[ :'( I'm precious
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Bart,
The man in the white hat was taking a snooze at the beach. He then got smushed and apparently did not make it. Question is did he die screaming in horror and disgust or did he die happy?
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“We’re set for the Winter with this one, Nanook.â€
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Ok! Geesh.. don't need to yell at me :-[ :'( I'm precious
I'm sorry. I give you a hug
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Bart,
The man in the white hat was taking a snooze at the beach. He then got smushed and apparently did not make it. Question is did he die screaming in horror and disgust or did he die happy?
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A hole is a hole.
He died happy.
Maybe he had his eyes closed and was thinking of green bikini, no legs lady in front of him.
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Bart,
This is a pilot for a revival of the old game show Match Game. How could it have been rejected?
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Bart,
This is a pilot for a revival of the old game show Match Game. How could it have been rejected?
Game shows make me want to stab crippled cats.
USUALLY I JUST WANT TO KICK THEM!
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@Bart Ell - I see a Hall and Oates impersonator band is coming here on tour. Are you in the band?
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@Bart Ell - I see a Hall and Oates impersonator band is coming here on tour. Are you in the band?
Hall is nuts. He is also a warlock in the dark arts. He hates deer's and deer ticks and will talk of it for hours.
Here's a hall I did.. my work is immense.
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@Bart Ell - I see a Hall and Oates impersonator band is coming here on tour. Are you in the band?
I don't remeber ever being in a tribute band but I recently shot 2 scenes playing Ian Gillan for movie that is coming out next year.
THAT SOUNDS MADE UP, BART!
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I don't remeber ever being in a tribute band but I recently shot 2 scenes playing Ian Gillan for movie that is coming out next year.
THAT SOUNDS MADE UP, BART!
IF YOU'RE HERE, RESPOND TO MY TELL!!
And yes that sounds made up. What's the movie called?
Edit: I was not my intention to yell. I was at a rock concert in my head and the band was playing really loud. my ears are gonna ring tomorrow! Ugh
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Hall is nuts. He is also a warlock in the dark arts. He hates deer's and deer ticks and will talk of it for hours.
Here's a hall I did.. my work is immense.
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Would have looked better if you centered the planks instead of starting with a full plank on the right side.
Maybe used the whole plank against the hallway wall instead of the trim at the bannister thingamajigs.
Not better. Just more symmetrical. Or something.
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Would have looked better if you centered the planks instead of starting with a full plank on the right side.
Maybe used the whole plank against the hallway wall instead of the trim at the bannister thingamajigs.
Not better. Just more symmetrical. Or something.
There you go talking out of your ass again. There was a great room on one side and a large dining room on the other. Greater things beyond what you see in a hallway picture. You have a discussion with the customer on all these things before you begin a job. For example you do not want a 1" row at the back of the house that was in this case longer than the length of the hallway! This particular hallway ended up with a full plank on one side along the 4' banister. 4 feet vs 14 ft 20ish rows later..
Think big picture. Think beyond the picture.
good lord
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There you go talking out of your ass again. There was a great room on one side and a large dining room on the other. Greater things beyond what you see in a hallway picture. You have a discussion with the customer on all these things before you begin a job. For example you do not want a 1" row at the back of the house that was in this case longer than the length of the hallway! This particular hallway ended up with a full plank on one side along the 4' banister. 4 feet vs 14 ft 20ish rows later..
Think big picture. Think beyond the picture.
good lord
Knew you had a reason. Or two. You do nice work. You going to try and do the same sort of stuff in Seattle?
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Knew you had a reason. Or two. You do nice work. You going to try and do the same sort of stuff in Seattle?
Thank you. Sorry about the ass thing.
Seattle: No. I will not be allowed to work for at least 10 months as I will be my wife's "dependent" on her L1 visa. I will be an L2. This will make me a house husband. I will however make 15% for one year off the top of whatever my guys up here do before I hand it over to them.
After that I don't know.. basket weaving? :-\
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Thank you. Sorry about the ass thing.
Seattle: No. I will not be allowed to work for at least 10 months as I will be my wife's "dependent" on her L1 visa. I will be an L2. This will make me a house husband. I will however make 15% for one year off the top of whatever my guys up here do before I hand it over to them.
After that I don't know.. basket weaving? :-\
With all that time on your hands maybe you could start lifting.
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Thank you. Sorry about the ass thing.
Seattle: No. I will not be allowed to work for at least 10 months as I will be my wife's "dependent" on her L1 visa. I will be an L2. This will make me a house husband. I will however make 15% for one year off the top of whatever my guys up here do before I hand it over to them.
After that I don't know.. basket weaving? :-\
Dude, just get your EAD and then once you're settled down you can travel to Pittsburgh. Upon arrival you will install quality flooring in my mancave. Straight cash hommie!!! *You do quality work. Then we will get shitfaced and raise hell. I'm not kidding either. Might need bail money. I have a buddy who's with Capital One and I think he can transfer his frequent flyer miles. Anyway, it's just a fantasy at this moment in time. ;)
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Dude, just get your EAD and then once you're settled down you can travel to Pittsburgh. Upon arrival you will install quality flooring in my mancave. Straight cash hommie!!! *You do quality work. Then we will get shitfaced and raise hell. I'm not kidding either. Might need bail money. I have a buddy who's with Capital One and I think he can transfer his frequent flyer miles. Anyway, it's just a fantasy at this moment in time. ;)
OK LET'S DO IT!
BUT YOU BETTER PUT OUT!!
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OK LET'S DO IT!
BUT YOU BETTER PUT OUT!!
Deal. And you would be drained.
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Deal. And you would be drained.
WE BE MILKIN' THE HORSES AND BOOMIN' DA' BUMS!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Bart,
There are some great trolls out there. Some are famous, like Ken M and some are not - like our own Open Lines Gerry. Who is your favorite troll? For a long time my favorite was Mr. Oinkers over on 4chan but I think my new fav is Paranormal Davey (https://alienexpanse.com/index.php?threads/gene-steinbergs-financial-shenanigans-paracast-forums.2058/page-382) whose target is the hapless, ever needy, Gene Steinberg.
Apparently over twitter he told Steinberg he had left a large sum at a McDonald's for him to find. Had Steinberg going to different McNasty's all over town, digging thru ball pits in the play area, searching for a cash wad that was not there.
Sent flowers a rental office lady after Steinberg doxxed her.
Pretended to be a son of a long lost Steinberg acquaintance who really wanted to help. Steinberg said that about 20,000 would do and posted his bank account info on Twitter instead of by DM. 20,000 Vietnamese Dong were faithfully deposited.
Offered to buy Steinberg's Tech podcast as Leo Bumgarner. Steinberg was instructed to instructed to contact Bumgarner's strip club at 2AM and ask for "Big Daddy Bum Bum". More than once. Eventually the deal was struck and Steinberg ended up going to a Walmart Western Union to pick up the funds but sadly they had never heard of Bumgarner.
Then there are the song lyrics:
https://twitter.com/SchemeGeneMusic/status/1038873798655848448
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Bart,
There are some great trolls out there. Some are famous, like Ken M and some are not - like our own Open Lines Gerry. Who is your favorite troll? For a long time my favorite was Mr. Oinkers over on 4chan but I think my new fav is Paranormal Davey (https://alienexpanse.com/index.php?threads/gene-steinbergs-financial-shenanigans-paracast-forums.2058/page-382) whose target is the hapless, ever needy, Gene Steinberg.
Apparently over twitter he told Steinberg he had left a large sum at a McDonald's for him to find. Had Steinberg going to different McNasty's all over town, digging thru ball pits in the play area, searching for a cash wad that was not there.
Sent flowers a rental office lady after Steinberg doxxed her.
Pretended to be a son of a long lost Steinberg acquaintance who really wanted to help. Steinberg said that about 20,000 would do and posted his bank account info on Twitter instead of by DM. 20,000 Vietnamese Dong were faithfully deposited.
Offered to buy Steinberg's Tech podcast as Leo Bumgarner. Steinberg was instructed to instructed to contact Bumgarner's strip club at 2AM and ask for "Big Daddy Bum Bum". More than once. Eventually the deal was struck and Steinberg ended up going to a Walmart Western Union to pick up the funds but sadly they had never heard of Bumgarner.
Then there are the song lyrics:
https://twitter.com/SchemeGeneMusic/status/1038873798655848448
Them some tasty trolls.
Oliver Bickar and John Titor were great trolls.
Oliver faked a volcano erupton and Titor messed with woo fools.
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Ah, yes. John Tie-tor. “A Big Time Get.â€
https://m.imgur.com/9JDRzyW
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Do you like hardboiled eggs? I do. However unlike most peoples I prefer the yolks to be a little on the softer side but not so soft that they are runny - like that Andre De Grasse guy.
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Bart,
Saw a picture of Doug Ford with his daughters. What cosmic twist of fate determined that one of them had to take after the Old Man?
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Bart,
Saw a picture of Doug Ford with his daughters. What cosmic twist of fate determined that one of them had to take after the Old Man?
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While it appears only one of his filthy little piggies took after him the truth is she is the only one who has not had the spigot installed yet.
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While it appears only one of his filthy little piggies took after him the truth is she is the only one who has not had the spigot installed yet.
Ahhhh. We do live in a wondeful age where such devices exist!
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Ahhhh. We do live in a wondeful age where such devices exist!
Unfortunately it does not fix their faces.
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Dear Bart,
New research indicates a symptom of COVID may be restless anal syndrome. Have you had the 'rona, and if so, did you experience this issue? Were you previously familiar with restless anal syndrome? Thank you, and I'll take my answer off the air.
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1443262374727888900
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Dear Bart,
New research indicates a symptom of COVID may be restless anal syndrome. Have you had the 'rona, and if so, did you experience this issue? Were you previously familiar with restless anal syndrome? Thank you, and I'll take my answer off the air.
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1443262374727888900
Restless Anal is a great name for a band. Or song.
..it's a stretch.. ;)
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Dear Bart,
New research indicates a symptom of COVID may be restless anal syndrome. Have you had the 'rona, and if so, did you experience this issue? Were you previously familiar with restless anal syndrome? Thank you, and I'll take my answer off the air.
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1443262374727888900
Sounds like something I would have tried in high school to get butt sex from the dumber girls.
IT GOES AWAY IF I SPREAD SOME SQUATTER PASTE ON MY PEEPER AND MASSAGE YOU FROM THE INSIDE WITH IT!
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Dude, just get your EAD and then once you're settled down you can travel to Pittsburgh. Upon arrival you will install quality flooring in my mancave. Straight cash hommie!!! *You do quality work. Then we will get shitfaced and raise hell. I'm not kidding either. Might need bail money. I have a buddy who's with Capital One and I think he can transfer his frequent flyer miles. Anyway, it's just a fantasy at this moment in time. ;)
@ShayP this seems like a terrible idea. I'm concerned for your welfare. Hanging out with @KSM will turn you into...well...let's just say I don't think it's a good idea. You seem like such a good guy, I'd hate to see that soured. I'm sure @Bart Ell would agree. Actually, he probably doesn't care, but if he did care he would agree with me. Right @Bart Ell ?
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Knew you had a reason. Or two. You do nice work. You going to try and do the same sort of butt stuff in Seattle?
You're welcome, Bart.
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@ShayP this seems like a terrible idea. I'm concerned for your welfare. Hanging out with @KSM will turn you into...well...let's just say I don't think it's a good idea. You seem like such a good guy, I'd hate to see that soured. I'm sure @Bart Ell would agree. Actually, he probably doesn't care, but if he did care he would agree with me. Right @Bart Ell ?
Darling, you try waaaay too hard to disparage me and after awhile nobody's buying it. Jig has been up for some time now.
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Darling, you try waaaay too hard to disparage me and after awhile nobody's buying it. Jig has been up for some time now.
Sure, sure. Bottom line? Don't fuck with ShayP, I like him the way he is.
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@ShayP this seems like a terrible idea. I'm concerned for your welfare. Hanging out with @KSM will turn you into...well...let's just say I don't think it's a good idea. You seem like such a good guy, I'd hate to see that soured. I'm sure @Bart Ell would agree. Actually, he probably doesn't care, but if he did care he would agree with me. Right @Bart Ell ?
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Bart,
Have you ever went out to a parking lot on a breezy night with intentions of hopping in your rig, only to see a goblin dive under a Hyundai?
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Bart,
Corollary to the question above. Let us suppose that you did see a goblin dive under a Hyundai in a parking lot. Do you drive away and try not to think about it or do you pull its ass out from underneath the Hyundai, rough it up, throw it in a big dog cage and charge people $20 to poke at it with a stick?
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@ShayP this seems like a terrible idea. I'm concerned for your welfare. Hanging out with @KSM will turn you into...well...let's just say I don't think it's a good idea. You seem like such a good guy, I'd hate to see that soured. I'm sure @Bart Ell would agree. Actually, he probably doesn't care, but if he did care he would agree with me. Right @Bart Ell ?
It's a great idea! @PolkaDot I think we'd have a blast. I'm guessing you are familiar with the segment of the Chappelle Show where Dave goes on a ride with Wayne Brady. I may just be like Wayne Brady in that sketch. ;) Ya never know. ;D
Sure, sure. Bottom line? Don't fuck with ShayP, I like him the way he is.
I'll never change. :-*
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LOL!!!!
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Bart,
Corollary to the question above. Let us suppose that you did see a goblin dive under a Hyundai in a parking lot. Do you drive away and try not to think about it or do you pull its ass out from underneath the Hyundai, rough it up, throw it in a big dog cage and charge people $20 to poke at it with a stick?
I never had the goblin experience but I did once see a little person that I wanted to capture and keep in my car as a pet/pal.
I was with my friend Jimmy and we drove by said little person and I had the idea of circling back to pick him up and have him stand on the back seat and lean between us like Pesci in that movie.
I can't remember what movie, BRB.
Got it, Leathal Weapon
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PS - Jimmy is not black... not that there is anything wrong with that.
PPS - We did circle back but the little nugget was gone!
PPPS - I am not black either.
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Bart,
Let us suppose you needed a new part for your rig. Looking around online turns up a gorgeous deal. However you notice a bag of dope, a syringe and a spoon in the background. Do you go for it or just pay full retail down at the Carquest?
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Bart,
Let us suppose you needed a new part for your rig. Looking around online turns up a gorgeous deal. However you notice a bag of dope, a syringe and a spoon in the background. Do you go for it or just pay full retail down at the Carquest?
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If my life went so far south that I was in the position of needing to shop online for a deal on a catalytic converter then I would just straight pipe it.
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Bart,
Do you think Nervous Norvous ever learned his lesson and slowed down?
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Bart,
Do you think Nervous Norvous ever learned his lesson and slowed down?
NEVER!
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Dear Bartabulous
Did you miss me?
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Bart,
Let us suppose you needed a new part for your rig. Looking around online turns up a gorgeous deal. However you notice a bag of dope, a syringe and a spoon in the background. Do you go for it or just pay full retail down at the Carquest?
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Hey! I had my catalytic converter stolen right out from under me. TWICE! It is no joking matter. Now the thing I had never even heard of before has a shield over it, welded and bolted in place. Woe unto the dirtbags who stole them. I read they broke up a ring in San Diego. Hope it included my dirtbags
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If my life went so far south that I was in the position of needing to shop online for a deal on a catalytic converter then I would just straight pipe it.
Thought about it. Sounds like a Falcon 9 landing
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Bart,
Let us suppose you needed a new part for your rig. Looking around online turns up a gorgeous deal. However you notice a bag of dope, a syringe and a spoon in the background. Do you go for it or just pay full retail down at the Carquest?
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@Walks_At_Night Bag o' coc on the table, huh.
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Dear Bartabulous
Did you miss me?
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I was hours away from shutting the whole thing down and go on a hunt like a manlier Dog The Bounty Hunter.
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I was hours away from shutting the whole thing down and go on a hunt like a manlier Dog The Bounty Hunter.
Bart,
Along those lines. Hearing rumors that the Facebook outage is due to a group of disgruntled insiders that have caused an incredible amount of damage that will take quite a bit of time to undo. Is it safe to assume that Ellgab.com has some sort of ruthless, internal affairs Stasi, kind of an outfit that hunts down such moles and disappears them into the depths of Lake Ontario before they can make trouble?
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Bart,
Along those lines. Hearing rumors that the Facebook outage is due to a group of disgruntled insiders that have caused an incredible amount of damage that will take quite a bit of time to undo. Is it safe to assume that Ellgab.com has some sort of ruthless, internal affairs Stasi, kind of an outfit that hunts down such moles and disappears them into the depths of Lake Ontario before they can make trouble?
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Heh, heh... Vladimir looks like something out of “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.†I’ll bet Slo Joe doesn’t have an I.D. this cool.
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I was hours away from shutting the whole thing down and go on a hunt like a manlier Dog The Bounty Hunter.
Awww. I knew you cared 💋
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Heh, heh... Vladimir looks like something out of “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.†I’ll bet Slo Joe doesn’t have an I.D. this cool.
What's he been sucking with those lips? Yeah. Manly man
This place has gone to shit if you let these bozos wander out of Politics. Moderator!!!
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Bart,
Along those lines. Hearing rumors that the Facebook outage is due to a group of disgruntled insiders that have caused an incredible amount of damage that will take quite a bit of time to undo. Is it safe to assume that Ellgab.com has some sort of ruthless, internal affairs Stasi, kind of an outfit that hunts down such moles and disappears them into the depths of Lake Ontario before they can make trouble?
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I deal with the filthy animals myself.
That Putin fella sure started balding early, huh?
I dare you to find a picture of him with a full head of hair.
NOT VERY VIRILE!
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I deal with the filthy animals myself.
That Putin fella sure started balding early, huh?
I dare you to find a picture of him with a full head of hair.
NOT VERY VIRILE!
It would seem that even as a lad, Putin's hair was thin and obviously not long for this world. Old Joe Stalin showed up in the search and yikes. What a head of hair! The kind of hair that would order the execution of millions of Kulaks, have Trotsky ice-picked and come out on top in a cage match with Hitler.
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It would seem that even as a lad, Putin's hair was thin and obviously not long for this world. Old Joe Stalin showed up in the search and yikes. What a head of hair! The kind of hair that would order the execution of millions of Kulaks, have Trotsky ice-picked and come out on top in a cage match with Hitler.
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Now that is a head of hair I can respect!
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Now that is a head of hair I can respect!
A certain evil beauty. He certainly didn't age well. Like Mom always says. "At 20 you have the face you were born with. At 65 you have the face you deserve". Or can afford
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From your recent postings showing @Rikki Gins what you saw today, @Bart Ell it would appear that you live in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Do you sell black velvet Elvis paintings?
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From your recent postings showing @Rikki Gins what you saw today, @Bart Ell it would appear that you live in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Do you sell black velvet Elvis paintings?
Self portraits
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From your recent postings showing @Rikki Gins what you saw today, @Bart Ell it would appear that you live in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Do you sell black velvet Elvis paintings?
Yes.
And oversized sunglasses.
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Hearing rumors that the Facebook outage is due to a group of disgruntled insiders that have caused an incredible amount of damage that will take quite a bit of time to undo.
Maintenance error caused Facebook's 6-hour outage, company says
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/facebook-says-maintenance-error-caused-mondays-6hour-outage-2635441
(Reuters) -An error during routine maintenance on Facebook's network of data centers caused Monday's collapse of its global system for more than six hours, leading to a torrent of problems that delayed the repairs, the company said on Tuesday.
The outage was the largest that Downdetector, a web monitoring firm, said it had ever seen. It blocked access to apps for billions of users of Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp, further intensifying weeks of scrutiny for the nearly $1 trillion company.
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Hi Bart,
Was just wondering how worried you are over this asteroid nudging business. It sounds like a bad Saturday night movie on the SciFy channel.
'Planetary defense!' NASA will launch November mission to deflect 'devastating' asteroid from hitting Earth by NUDGING it with a spacecraft, agency says (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10061965/NASA-launch-mission-deflect-asteroid-hitting-Earth-November-agency-says.html)
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Hi Bart,
Was just wondering how worried you are over this asteroid nudging business. It sounds like a bad Saturday night movie on the SciFy channel.
'Planetary defense!' NASA will launch November mission to deflect 'devastating' asteroid from hitting Earth by NUDGING it with a spacecraft, agency says (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10061965/NASA-launch-mission-deflect-asteroid-hitting-Earth-November-agency-says.html)
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As worried as I would be about anything else in the Daily Mail.
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It's a great idea! @PolkaDot I think we'd have a blast. I'm guessing you are familiar with the segment of the Chappelle Show where Dave goes on a ride with Wayne Brady. I may just be like Wayne Brady in that sketch. ;) Ya never know. ;D
I'll never change. :-*
Sooo...you're going to choke a bitch? Can I choose the bitch?
Okay, so you have some yin to your yang, dark to your light. I can live with that @ShayP . ;D
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It would seem that even as a lad, Putin's hair was thin and obviously not long for this world. Old Joe Stalin showed up in the search and yikes. What a head of hair! The kind of hair that would order the execution of millions of Kulaks, have Trotsky ice-picked and come out on top in a cage match with Hitler.
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Wow. kinda cute for a mass murderer. He's not even dead in the eyes.
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Bart,
Any thoughts on this man/pig deal (https://www.bitchute.com/video/42UzHzz616jq/)? It kind of freaked me out in that it sure looks like a manager I once had. Kept expecting it to speak up and tell me I need to work the weekend.
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Bart,
Any thoughts on this man/pig deal (https://www.bitchute.com/video/42UzHzz616jq/)? It kind of freaked me out in that it sure looks like a manager I once had. Kept expecting it to speak up and tell me I need to work the weekend.
The "Get vaccinated" at the end was a rather goofy touch.
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The "Get vaccinated" at the end was a rather goofy touch.
He is our President and you can't have him.
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Bart,
Any thoughts on this man/pig deal (https://www.bitchute.com/video/42UzHzz616jq/)? It kind of freaked me out in that it sure looks like a manager I once had. Kept expecting it to speak up and tell me I need to work the weekend.
What kind of man/pig can't stand on its own?
More like man/pussy!
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Wow. kinda cute for a mass murderer. He's not even dead in the eyes.
Even Ted had his moments, as a “hands-on†sort of guy.
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Dear Bartacular
Since my return my #Clickacy has gone from Men's Wearhouse to chic lingerie. How did they figure out so fast I'm a girl?
P.S. I miss the male models but this is delicious. Sold!
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Since my return my #Clickacy has gone from Men's Wearhouse to chic lingerie. How did they figure out so fast I'm a girl?
GPS.
It can tell who spends more time in the kitchen.
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Bart,
Are Chinese women the best? Disgruntled dude with a big chopper thing starts going wild at the business. Two rent-a-cops are ineffective. One seemingly legs it and the other goes down in an Oscar winning performace after getting whomped. Chinese mama walks up and disarms chopper dude like a boss! One handed even!
https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1446570845569044480
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What's with the so-called guard who is standing there literally picking his nose? Finally gets whomped in the back by chomper guy but doesn't collapse for at least 10 seconds. But my favorite is business lady who just sits down and goes back to work like it's a normal workday. Even the disarmress looks to business lady for further instructions. I don't think we need to worry about these people ruling the world
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Bart,
Are Chinese women the best?
They may be but what I get from this is the men as pussies and bad actors.
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What's with the so-called guard who is standing there literally picking his nose? Finally gets whomped in the back by chomper guy but doesn't collapse for at least 10 seconds. But my favorite is business lady who just sits down and goes back to work like it's a normal workday. Even the disarmress looks to business lady for further instructions. I don't think we need to worry about these people ruling the world
I think the guard is showing off his skills for the football scouts. Which football? It matters not.
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Bart,
I'll assume that you are aware of the website GLP. (https://www.godlikeproductions.com/) There is a great deal of rubbish on there but once in a while there are some interesting items on current events. Thus, I check it out on occasion. They have recently enabled a video chat feature. The dudes are about what you would expect - harried, wild-eyed individuals, smoking cigarettes and talking about Chinese spies down the street in non-descript white vans. The ladies are a surprise. A significant percentage of them so far are down right attractive. Why do you think this is? As GLP is a conspiracy site, is this phenomena a manifestation of the Crazy-Hot Matrix or is it just simply that the bowszers keep their camera off?
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Bart,
I'll assume that you are aware of the website GLP. (https://www.godlikeproductions.com/) There is a great deal of rubbish on there but once in a while there are some interesting items on current events. Thus, I check it out on occasion. They have recently enabled a video chat feature. The dudes are about what you would expect - harried, wild-eyed individuals, smoking cigarettes and talking about Chinese spies down the street in non-descript white vans. The ladies are a surprise. A significant percentage of them so far are down right attractive. Why do you think this is? As GLP is a conspiracy site, is this phenomena a manifestation of the Crazy-Hot Matrix or is it just simply that the bowszers keep their camera off?
I am aware of but have never visited that site.
As for the rest - guys with small pricks don't post their homemade porn.
I guess woo ladies have that same mentality.
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Bart, are you saying I shouldn't post my homemade porn?
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Bart, are you saying I shouldn't post my homemade porn?
You can look normal sized if you choose a midget partner, @ShayP .
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You can look normal sized if you choose a midget partner, @ShayP .
Where do I find a very small midget?
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Bart,
Pulled this clickacy the other day. Question is, have you ever used this outfit to move your yacht, Bart's Bastard from Lake Ontario to the Greek Isles? If so, would you use them again?
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Where do I find a very small midget?
They say that if you look in the cupboard you still find closeted gay ones. @ShayP
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Where do I find a very small midget?
Put up an ad looking for a female to play R2D2.
Profit.
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Bart,
Pulled this clickacy the other day. Question is, have you ever used this outfit to move your yacht, Bart's Bastard from Lake Ontario to the Greek Isles? If so, would you use them again?
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Why would I bring Bart's Bastard all the way from Lake Ontario when Bart Le Batard is sitting right there in Port Pierre Canto?
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T THINK THESE THROUGH!
Bairyn has been wanting to go back to Greece to pick up a few more of these grocery bags.
These fuckers fold up into square and have a little snappy thing on top to keep them closed.
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They say that if you look in the cupboard you still find closeted gay ones. @ShayP
@Bart Ell Should I take this as a slight?
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Put up an ad looking for a female to play R2D2.
Profit.
You are always thinking ahead. That little bit of extra... Nice.
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@Bart Ell Should I take this as a slight?
Person? Yes..
Only a slight person would fit in a cupboard.
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Bart,
What is gonna happen in 55 minutes? Should I be scared?
https://twitter.com/united/status/1448017388415459336
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Bart,
What is gonna happen in 55 minutes? Should I be scared?
https://twitter.com/united/status/1448017388415459336
United Airlines? If it involves getting on one of their flights then yes.
Their pilots love the cocaine!
I'M ON A PLANE WITH COCAINE
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Bart,
After that newspaper that often featured the Batboy on the cover folded up, I have kind of drifted around aimlessly looking for a non-biased, reliable source for news. Lately, I have been relying on The Phaser (http://thephaser.com/) where I can "Stun 'em with truth":
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I mean, it's okay. I've learned some stuff but it really isn't the same. I miss him so much Bart.
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Any advice?
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Bairyn has been wanting to go back to Greece to pick up a few more of these grocery bags.
These fuckers fold up into square and have a little snappy thing on top to keep them closed.
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They look practical and handy to use but they might be a bit much for the Food Lion.
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Bart,
After that newspaper that often featured the Batboy on the cover folded up, I have kind of drifted around aimlessly looking for a non-biased, reliable source for news. Lately, I have been relying on The Phaser (http://thephaser.com/) where I can "Stun 'em with truth":
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I mean, it's okay. I've learned some stuff but it really isn't the same. I miss him so much Bart.
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Any advice?
Start your own!
If you want people to help spread your news then just get yourself on Telegram.
People spread the shit they see on there like they are Luke and it is the gospel.
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Bart,
Is it a good omen, when the German Army breaks out the torches and marches at night?
https://twitter.com/bundeswehrinfo/status/1448325407179214851
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Bart,
Is it a good omen, when the German Army breaks out the torches and marches at night?
https://twitter.com/bundeswehrinfo/status/1448325407179214851
Can I answer?
It’s worse when they break out long knives and sneak around at night.
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Bart,
Is it a good omen, when the German Army breaks out the torches and marches at night?
https://twitter.com/bundeswehrinfo/status/1448325407179214851
Deutschland über alles!
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Bart,
Should all yellow bellied, sonsa bitches be f*cked (https://www.bitchute.com/video/bcyWeB0aT2vz/) or just most of them? Is there any room for discernement?
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Bart,
Should all yellow bellied, sonsa bitches be f*cked (https://www.bitchute.com/video/bcyWeB0aT2vz/) or just most of them? Is there any room for discernement?
I feel his anger.
I am sure he has put in hundreds of hours getting his Village People tribute band ready for the big show and then people come in and threaten to shut it down.
It is obvious he is a severely gay man and has had to deal with doors being closed on him ever since he opened that closet door and set himself free.
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Bart,
Is it a good omen, when the German Army breaks out the torches and marches at night?
https://twitter.com/bundeswehrinfo/status/1448325407179214851
Stupid Germans. Never learn from history. Just keep repeating the same idiocy. Wait ...
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United Airlines? If it involves getting on one of their flights then yes.
Their pilots love the cocaine!
I'M ON A PLANE WITH COCAINE
Such brilliance - cocaine fueled or not - cannot be denied
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Why would I bring Bart's Bastard all the way from Lake Ontario when Bart Le Batard is sitting right there in Port Pierre Canto?
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T THINK THESE THROUGH!
Bairyn has been wanting to go back to Greece to pick up a few more of these grocery bags.
These fuckers fold up into square and have a little snappy thing on top to keep them closed.
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Would you like me to grab a few for you?
P.S. I never took you for a flowery heart kinda guy @Bart Ell . On the upside it’ll match whatever you happen to wear to market that day.
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Person? Yes..
Only a slight person would fit in a cupboard.
Or a contortionist. I once knew a guy that could fold himself into a suitcase. Fun guy.
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Would you like me to grab a few for you?
P.S. I never took you for a flowery heart kinda guy @Bart Ell . On the upside it’ll match whatever you happen to wear to market that day.
You should dump the kri-kri stomachs out of your luggage and fill it with those bags.
P.S. - Contrasts make the human.
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Bart,
I've got a problem at the house here. Most things I try and deal with myself but this one is probably going to need an experienced hand to deal with. Looking around, I have found an outfit that seems to be pretty highly thought of. All well and good. The issue is the phone number. It is 666-2870. Do I avoid them due their Hell Beast telephone number of give 'em a shot?
https://www.mrappliance.com/
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Bart,
I've got a problem at the house here. Most things I try and deal with myself but this one is probably going to need an experienced hand to deal with. Looking around, I have found an outfit that seems to be pretty highly thought of. All well and good. The issue is the phone number. It is 666-2870. Do I avoid them due their Hell Beast telephone number of give 'em a shot?
https://www.mrappliance.com/
Just unplug it for 48 hours, Falkie.
If that doesn't work then make a deal with these devils.
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Bart,
I've got a problem at the house here. Most things I try and deal with myself but this one is probably going to need an experienced hand to deal with. Looking around, I have found an outfit that seems to be pretty highly thought of. All well and good. The issue is the phone number. It is 666-2870. Do I avoid them due their Hell Beast telephone number of give 'em a shot?
https://www.mrappliance.com/
It depends, do you have more soul than money available? Your first born is grown so that option is probably off the table.
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Who would win in a fight, Mr. Rogers or Mr. Dressup?
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Who would win in a fight, Mr. Rogers or Mr. Dressup?
One on one or can they bring their posse's with them to the rumble? Finnegan would beat some major ass.
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Who would win in a fight, Mr. Rogers or Mr. Dressup?
Mr. Dressup would pull that sweater over his head and beat the snot out of Mr Rogers.
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posse's
How did you reach the age that you are and still think an apostrophe is needed to pluralize a word?
@juan is dumbfounded.
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How did you reach the age that you are and still think an apostrophe is needed to pluralize a word?
@juan is dumbfounded.
Detroit Public Schools are the *best*
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Detroit Public Schools are the *best*
That is like Falkie still blaming his mother for everything.
I think the Senda Experience has long-term effects.
YOU GOT LONG SENDA!
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That is like Falkie still blaming his mother for everything.
I think the Senda Experience has long-term effects.
YOU GOT LONG SENDA!
Well Pooh Bears. I just checked the Tractor Supply and they are out of sheep drench.
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Well Pooh Bears. I just checked the Tractor Supply and they are out of sheep drench.
I think 2 bell peppers would cure it.
He never buys 2 bell peppers.
IT IS ALWAYS ONE BELL PEPPER!
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I think 2 bell peppers would cure it.
He never buys 2 bell peppers.
IT IS ALWAYS ONE BELL PEPPER!
Foiled again. I just checked and it looks like our pressure cooker is dead. :'(
I'll just have to get by with a gallon of grape juice.
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Perhaps we can delete my last post in the random stupid thread?? I thought I was in a live conversation with @sean92008 and @ItsOver but they left me twisting in the breeze. The general and polite idea in conversations like those is to sound off of and feed off each others contributions to a conversation but I guess 'Merican fellas aren't aware of that particular unspoken
golden bronze rule.
They break the silent code of the "posse's" - WAN
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Perhaps we can delete my last post in the random stupid thread?? I thought I was in a live conversation with @sean92008 and @ItsOver but they left me twisting in the breeze. The general and polite idea in conversations like those is to sound off of and feed off each others contributions to a conversation but I guess 'Merican fellas aren't aware of that particular unspoken golden bronze rule.
They break the silent code of the "posse's" - WAN
Well perhaps Finnegan should pay those guys a visit and adjust their attitude?
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Perhaps we can delete my last post in the random stupid thread?? I thought I was in a live conversation with @sean92008 and @ItsOver but they left me twisting in the breeze. The general and polite idea in conversations like those is to sound off of and feed off each others contributions to a conversation but I guess 'Merican fellas aren't aware of that particular unspoken golden bronze rule.
They break the silent code of the "posse's" - WAN
Huh? We we’re in a conversation? Sorry, KSM. Are you talking about the Hannah Montana posterior post or something else?
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Perhaps we can delete my last post in the random stupid thread?? I thought I was in a live conversation with @sean92008 and @ItsOver but they left me twisting in the breeze. The general and polite idea in conversations like those is to sound off of and feed off each others contributions to a conversation but I guess 'Merican fellas aren't aware of that particular unspoken golden bronze rule.
Are you feeling guilty about what you said about Julie Nunweiler?
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Huh? We we’re in a conversation? Sorry, KSM. Are you talking about the Hannah Montana posterior post or something else?
Yes, I was. But no regrets on my part.
Are you feeling guilty about what you said about Julie Nunweiler?
She became a stripper in Vancouver. I could not do half the job on her that she hasn't already done to herself. What an arse on that gal.
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Are we planning on an awesome weekend, BART??
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Bart,
I've looking for some hard assests to invest in for the long term as an inflation hedge. I have found this item (https://www.ebay.com/itm/114586462788) on eBay. It is an action figure of the cryptid Popobawa - which is of course the giant, winged bat demon of Zanzibar that arrives in the night and sodomizes its victims over a period of hours. If that is not horrid enough, as it finally finishes up it will whisper in the victims ear that they must tell everyone they see about the encounter or that it will return for another zesty session that will last twice as long. Not only is one brutalized, they must take it public or they haven't seen the half of it.
I don't know why an action figure of such a thing was made but I'd have to believe it will hold value well over time. Buy or pass?
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Bart,
I've looking for some hard assests to invest in for the long term as an inflation hedge. I have found this item (https://www.ebay.com/itm/114586462788) on eBay. It is an action figure of the cryptid Popobawa - which is of course the giant, winged bat demon of Zanzibar that arrives in the night and sodomizes its victims over a period of hours. If that is not horrid enough, as it finally finishes up it will whisper in the victims ear that they must tell everyone they see about the encounter or that it will return for another zesty session that will last twice as long. Not only is one brutalized, they must take it public or they haven't seen the half of it.
I don't know why an action figure of such a thing was made but I'd have to believe it will hold value well over time. Buy or pass?
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GET TWO!
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Are we planning on an awesome weekend, BART??
MORE FUN THAN AN OPEN CASKET FUNERAL!
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Bart,
I've looking for some hard assests to invest in for the long term as an inflation hedge. I have found this item (https://www.ebay.com/itm/114586462788) on eBay. It is an action figure of the cryptid Popobawa - which is of course the giant, winged bat demon of Zanzibar that arrives in the night and sodomizes its victims over a period of hours. If that is not horrid enough, as it finally finishes up it will whisper in the victims ear that they must tell everyone they see about the encounter or that it will return for another zesty session that will last twice as long. Not only is one brutalized, they must take it public or they haven't seen the half of it.
I don't know why an action figure of such a thing was made but I'd have to believe it will hold value well over time. Buy or pass?
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GET TWO!
Dear Bart Battarget. Sounds like you and @Walks_At_Night should invite @Camazotz Automat over for a nice Sunday evening cookout. I believe he might know a thing or two about WAN's new friends
Oh my. This is Ask Bart Anything
Dear Bartastrophe
Can you turn my suggestion for a boys' night out into a question? And can I watch the festivities? Purely as an interested onlooker?
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Bart,
I've looking for some hard assests to invest in for the long term as an inflation hedge. I have found this item (https://www.ebay.com/itm/114586462788) on eBay. It is an action figure of the cryptid Popobawa - which is of course the giant, winged bat demon of Zanzibar that arrives in the night and sodomizes its victims over a period of hours. If that is not horrid enough, as it finally finishes up it will whisper in the victims ear that they must tell everyone they see about the encounter or that it will return for another zesty session that will last twice as long. Not only is one brutalized, they must take it public or they haven't seen the half of it.
I don't know why an action figure of such a thing was made but I'd have to believe it will hold value well over time. Buy or pass?
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Cartoon Network has gotten dark. :o
I mean?
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Cartoon Network has gotten dark. :o
I mean?
It would not have been at the top of my list as it doesn't seem too friendly..........
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Bart,
Would you take a spin in a ginormous butt blimp or would you decline and say "It's ok. I'll walk"?
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Bart,
Would you take a spin in a ginormous butt blimp or would you decline and say "It's ok. I'll walk"?
Blimps are submarines of the sky.
You won't find me in either.
You can also add cruise ships to the list.
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Blimps are submarines of the sky.
You won't find me in either.
You can also add cruise ships to the list.
Come on. You know you’d like a cruise ship gig. Old ladies. Every virus on earth. Same songs every night.
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How does one get a handle like THRUST MEATNOZZLE? Asking for a less well endowed friend.
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How does one get a handle like THRUST MEATNOZZLE? Asking for a less well endowed friend.
You have to have an ex who brands you with the nickname. Tell your.. friend. ;)
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Come on. You know you’d like a cruise ship gig. Old ladies. Every virus on earth. Same songs every night.
Sounds like a Jimmy Buffet show.
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How does one get a handle like THRUST MEATNOZZLE? Asking for a less well endowed friend.
Send a DM begging for a name change.
Including the Amazon gift card code is optional.
By optional I mean if you want the option of a name change then it must be included.
No insulting denominations.
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Bart,
If you go full screen at 1/4 speed you will see a bird disappear into the back of this delivery van at top speed, just as the back door is opening to let the prostitute out. What was on the bird's mind? Did it want to lecture the young lady on the dangers of commercial sex? Or perhaps admonish the John? During the tryst perhaps a package of cheese corn broke open and it wanted that or was it trying to get what is known as "sloppy seconds"?
I am so confused..........
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Bart,
If you go full screen at 1/4 speed you will see a bird disappear into the back of this delivery van at top speed, just as the back door is opening to let the prostitute out. What was on the bird's mind? Did it want to lecture the young lady on the dangers of commercial sex? Or perhaps admonish the John? During the tryst perhaps a package of cheese corn broke open and it wanted that or was it trying to get what is known as "sloppy seconds"?
I am so confused..........
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A SWALLOW!
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She certainly doesn't look Prime
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IT MUST HAVE BEEN A SWALLOW!
And delivered via 2 day Prime!
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IT MUST HAVE BEEN A SWALLOW!
Swallow. OMG.
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Bart,
These are the Mom and Dads. Accordion Dad seems pretty normal. Sax Dad is a true bad ass. Drum Dad seems to have a used car salesman type of smile plastered on his puss but I can handle that. Mom though. Mom........ She freaks me out - especially at 1:45. Her smile seems like a "I just drowned an infant in the bathtub" kind of a smile. Is my freaked outness legitimate or is it some sort of latent misogynistic tendency bubbling up out of my Id?
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Old ladies all have arthritis. They have told me so over and over again. They have put her piano in a position where she must crane her neck around to smile at the camera. She is probably in deep pain. I bet they make her wash and iron all their shirts too. Yes. @Walks_At_Night .You are being mysoginistic again. Go call your mother and remember to help her with the dishes after Thanksgiving dinner
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Old ladies all have arthritis. They have told me so over and over again. They have put her piano in a position where she must crane her neck around to smile at the camera. She is probably in deep pain. I bet they make her wash and iron all their shirts too. Yes. @Walks_At_Night .You are being mysoginistic again. Go call your mother and remember to help her with the dishes after Thanksgiving dinner
Perhaps....... Perhaps.......... But still. "The baby. It is drowned. Muuhaahaaa"
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Bart,
These are the Mom and Dads. Accordion Dad seems pretty normal. Sax Dad is a true bad ass. Drum Dad seems to have a used car salesman type of smile plastered on his puss but I can handle that. Mom though. Mom........ She freaks me out - especially at 1:45. Her smile seems like a "I just drowned an infant in the bathtub" kind of a smile. Is my freaked outness legitimate or is it some sort of latent misogynistic tendency bubbling up out of my Id?
It is very clear that she is wearing a Lovense Lush 3 and it is being controlled by the drummer.
https://www.lovense.com/bluetooth-remote-control-vibrator
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It is very clear that she is wearing a Lovense Lush 3 and it is being controlled by the drummer.
https://www.lovense.com/bluetooth-remote-control-vibrator
Why did I watch that video, and why did I click that link? Internet controlled from any distance!? :o Who needs someone to control their vibrator hundreds, if not thousands of miles away? I don't even know what's real anymore.
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It is very clear that she is wearing a Lovense Lush 3 and it is being controlled by the drummer.
https://www.lovense.com/bluetooth-remote-control-vibrator
Ahhhhh. Option 3. "Discreet Public Play"
Now I am not freaked out anymore. Just nauseated. Much better.
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Do you have a regular hair person that you see when you decide to get a cut? Or do you do what I do and comb it all out (wet) down your back and have your better alf cut a nice straight line right along the bottom about an inch up.. ?
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Do you have a regular hair person that you see when you decide to get a cut? Or do you do what I do and comb it all out (wet) down your back and have your better alf cut a nice straight line right along the bottom about an inch up.. ?
I wait until it bothers me and then I shave it all off.
Bairyn then uses the same line - "One day it will not all grow back and you will regret it"
If I have not shaved for a day or two I will, sometimes, include the Hitler stache.
Other times it will be a Mohawk.
A few times it has been Mohawk and Hitler stache.
10% of the time it will be a reverse Mohawk - just a shave down the middle of the head.
Each of these is done for a reaction and usually only lasts an hour or two.
Growing up is hard work.
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I wait until it bothers me and then I shave it all off.
Bairyn then uses the same line - "One day it will not all grow back and you will regret it"
If I have not shaved for a day or two I will, sometimes, include the Hitler stache.
Other times it will be a Mohawk.
A few times it has been Mohawk and Hitler stache.
10% of the time it will be a reverse Mohawk - just a shave down the middle of the head.
Each of these is done for a reaction and usually only lasts an hour or two.
Growing up is hard work.
So, sometimes you post bald, reverse Mohawk, Hitler stache or even both at the same time.
I feel a little oogy now.. And thanks for the name change, Mr. Smartypants!
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And thanks for the name change, Mr. Smartypants!
It was done to provoke that awkward would I or wouldn't I inner battle regarding Erica Ehm.
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Bart,
This question needs some background. It has plagued me since Middle School so I hope you can stick with it and solve this long standing riddle.
Here is the first back ground piece. For 7th grade Social Studies class, I had a lady teacher that was a real piece of work. We'll call her Mrs. TulipMuncher. TulipMuncher was Dutch, she had met an American and most would think that she was fortunate in moving from dreary Amsterdam to the Motor City after marriage. She did not seem to look at it that way and for whatever reason, was unhappy with her lot in life. As such, she pissed and moaned a great deal. She pissed and moaned all the time. She pissed and moaned to us, her trapped, hapless pupils. As if we could do anything about her woes, all we could do was sit there and take it. I suppose my experience with teachers matches that of most people. A handful were truly outstanding - they knew their stuff, were excellent at communicating and loved the work. Most were competent but no longer had any passion for it [if they ever had] but they got through their gig well enough. Some were truly awful. They either had given up totally as the union would protect them and were just mailing it in or they had no clue to begin with. Mrs. TulipMuncher was unique though. The pissing and moaning chapped me. I could handle the biology teacher in his 60's whom no longer gave a crap, he just dropped a dead pig off and said: "Cut that up - maybe you'll learn something. I'll be in the back room working the Daily Jumble in the paper", I could also handle the former Football star that returned to our school as a history teacher and thought that Erwin Rommel was an Italian. The whining about living in the US was sooo annoying though. If you hated it so much, just go back home. Or at least go across the river into Canada and see if that was any better. We had crossed swords on several occasions which inevitably lead to sweet, little old me being sent to the school office.
Which leads to the second back ground piece. The school office was a place of dread and doom for many but not so much for me. The front desk lady, just happened to live three doors down from me and had known me from time before I even had come home from the hospital initially. She was a bit of a genetic freak whose baby teeth never fell out - she had kept them her entire life. It is not really relevant but as Ron White would say: "That's just an interesting fact". So certainly there was nothing to fear from her - she would just chuckle a bit and have me wait for the Principle. It just so happened that Principle and my Mom lived on the same street growing up and she had been his baby sitter. So again there was not too much to fear from the big man. More of - "You gotta stop mixing it up with TulipMuncher WAN. Please. Now just sit outside on the bench until your next class starts and tell your Mom I said hello."
Here is the final piece of background information. At this time the Detroit Tigers were on the rise. They had a great core of players, some of whom would make the Hall of Fame. They would not win multiple championships but they would eventually win one. One of their back end of the rotation starting pitchers was a guy named Milt Wilcox.
He once came close to pitching a perfect game. Set 26 batters down in a row. The 27th was a pinch hitter named Jerry Hairston and Wilcox got the ball out over the plate and gave up a hard single to wreck the whole thing. Anyhoo. Wilcox kind of dropped down three quarters and he could be real tough on right hand hitters. He had a cut fastball that he called a "Yack-a-doo". Why? I don't know. I've never heard of the term before nor have I heard it since. However, at time it was pretty cool and lot of us dudes worked on cutting our fastballs and screaming -Yack-a-doo. BTW - post retirement, Milt Wilcox started up Ultimate Air Dogs (http://www.ultimateairdogs.com/) which seems way cooler than opening a beer distributorship or being a color commentator on the TV.
Milt Wilcox - 3/4's. Yack-a-doo
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With the background pieces all in place we can move on now. Mrs. TulipMuncher's class starts up and damn if she doesn't start up. "America has no culture, the Netherlands is so much richer in culture. Blah Blah Blah. I hate living here so much - I feel like I am dying inside. Woof Woof Woof. Amsterdam is so beautiful - canals, architecture, the bridges. Drivel drivel drivel. Detroit has nothing like that". So I spoke up and said "Hey we have great culture. Look at how well the Tigers are doing. Architecture? Tiger Stadium is a Masterpiece and Milt Wilcox's Yack-a-doo is da bomb." So that already put me right up the edge of the cliff. Just one little puff of air and I'm over the cliff and headed down to the office for another session. Finally TulipMuncher gets down to the lesson at hand - Greek Mythology. Specifically the Medusa - you know that green broad with snakes for hair. So she is teaching us about the Medusa. Which brought a question to mind. I of course had to ask. ;D
"So it is only the front part of the snake that sticks out, correct? Does like the rear part of the snake go into the Medusa's skull then? I mean like do those snakes 'excrete' inside her cranium or what?" TulipMuncher's jaw dropped and looked at me with horror and disgust and once again I was sent to the office. The office lady [whom as you recall was some sort of genetic freak with baby teeth] had me wait and then sent me into the Principle's office. The Principle wanted to know what I had done to set Mrs. TulipMuncher off this time. I said "Nothing! All I did was ask a simple question about Greek Mythology". The Principle then asked what the question was so I told him. He didn't answer it of course. All I got out him was "You are one messed up little man. Go sit on the bench until your next class starts. Oh - tell your Mom I said hello".
So all of that leads to this question Bart. Do the snakes on Medusa's had shit inside her cranial vault or not?
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@Walks_At_Night did you go to Holland, Michigan for a class trip?
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Bart, do you think @Walks_At_Night does cocaine?
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It was done to provoke that awkward would I or wouldn't I inner battle regarding Erica Ehm.
Yeah I saw that. Word is that your X-landlord boinked her.
She.. Wanna'd to Be Somebody!
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So all of that leads to this question Bart. Do the snakes on Medusa's had shit inside her cranial vault or not?
A little background first.
I grew up in a neighborhood that was mostly Italian and went to a school that was mostly Greek.
The Italians used to talk about how the Greeks love getting it up the ass.
Both men and woman loved the anal.
They way the kids talked it seemed to mostly be the men, though.
You are looking at the snakes as idependant entities while they are part of her.
They do not poop, she poops.
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Bart, do you think @Walks_At_Night does cocaine?
No but I think he sometimes snorts Pixy Stix.
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A little background first.
I grew up in a neighborhood that was mostly Italian and went to a school that was mostly Greek.
The Italians used to talk about how the Greeks love getting it up the ass.
Both men and woman loved the anal.
They way the kids talked it seemed to mostly be the men, though.
You are looking at the snakes as idependant entities while they are part of her.
They do not poop, she poops.
I never considered that. See? That is why this thread is so valuable. Now I am wondering if an Italian gooses a Greek up the old dusty trail if that is also known as a Yack-a-doo?
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No but I think he sometimes snorts Pixy Stix.
Exactly this, which is why I mixed up Principle with Principal up above. It was the grape.
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@Walks_At_Night did you go to Holland, Michigan for a class trip?
I've actually never been there which is a shame. We did go to Stratford, Ontario to see Macbeth but that almost didn't happen due to some dude yanking it during the Romeo and Juliet movie but that is a different story.
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I never considered that. See? That is why this thread is so valuable. Now I am wondering if an Italian gooses a Greek up the old dusty trail if that is also known as a Yack-a-doo?
Wap-a-doo
Aldo Nova told me so.
He should know because he had a monkey on his back.
MONKEY!
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DHL has lost a package coming to me at its warehouse in Montreal. Can you zip up there and find it for them?
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DHL has lost a package coming to me at its warehouse in Montreal. Can you zip up there and find it for them?
You bet!
I am waiting for a preamp from Memphis, think you can skip on over and get that for me?
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On the way.
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Bart, last night I went grocery shopping. While perusing delectable items on the shelves of my local Food Maxx, I had a run in with an unpleasant old woman on one of those electric buggy things for fat people. In the ensuing brouhaha I dropped an envelope containing my November and December rent money. Some unscrupulous individual absconded with it before I could disengage with the crone. Can you cover my housing costs for the next two months?
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Bart, last night I went grocery shopping. While perusing delectable items on the shelves of my local Food Maxx, I had a run in with an unpleasant old woman on one of those electric buggy things for fat people. In the ensuing brouhaha I dropped an envelope containing my November and December rent money. Some unscrupulous individual absconded with it before I could disengage with the crone. Can you cover my housing costs for the next two months?
I would love to help you out but I was robbed by a black man (not racist, just telling you what he was) at Walmart earlier today. He bonked me on the head and took my money as I was waiting to return some Halloween candy that attacked my stomach after I ate only 70% of it.
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I would love to help you out but I was robbed by a black man (not racist, just telling you what he was) at Walmart earlier today. He bonked me on the head and took my money as I was waiting to return some Halloween candy that attacked my stomach after I ate only 70% of it.
Sounds pretty racist to me. Racist by he, the colored fella. He robbed you coz you're a cracker-as-cracka' with candy!
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Bart,
Is sacrificing two hunks of precious pizza worth stopping a sidewalk brawl?
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Bart,
Is sacrificing two hunks of precious pizza worth stopping a sidewalk brawl?
Brawl?
All I see is a poorly choreographed attempt at a viral video.
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Brawl?
All I see is a poorly choreographed attempt at a viral video.
Ok. Message received. Quality over quantity.
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Bart,
There is no bag limit on hunting Bobcat here in NC. Hillbilly Jim and his hound pack have been on quite a run. He'll be in town next week and offered to drop a few back straps and leg quarters off for me to grill. I declined with the thought that Mrs. WAN wouldn't be happy about me cooking a cat out back....but darn. It looks pretty good. Did I make a mistake?
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Bart,
There is no bag limit on hunting Bobcat here in NC. Hillbilly Jim and his hound pack have been on quite a run. He'll be in town next week and offered to drop a few back straps and leg quarters off for me to grill. I declined with the thought that Mrs. WAN wouldn't be happy about me cooking a cat out back....but darn. It looks pretty good. Did I make a mistake?
Yes.
The issue seems to be that Mrs. WAN would be upset with you cooking cat out back....
YOU COULD HAVE COOKED IT IN THE KITCHEN AND EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE!
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Bart,
There is no bag limit on hunting Bobcat here in NC. Hillbilly Jim and his hound pack have been on quite a run. He'll be in town next week and offered to drop a few back straps and leg quarters off for me to grill. I declined with the thought that Mrs. WAN wouldn't be happy about me cooking a cat out back....but darn. It looks pretty good. Did I make a mistake?
@Walks_At_Night I'm bummed that you gave up the opportunity to try an interesting meat. Where is your since of adventure?
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Bart,
There is no bag limit on hunting Bobcat here in NC. Hillbilly Jim and his hound pack have been on quite a run. He'll be in town next week and offered to drop a few back straps and leg quarters off for me to grill. I declined with the thought that Mrs. WAN wouldn't be happy about me cooking a cat out back....but darn. It looks pretty good. Did I make a mistake?
I would have been much more impressed if you offered to capture one live, raise and nuture it and name her Lily
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Can you foresee a day when a Poppy won't stab my chest or fall off when I put my seatbelt on? Same design year after year with the damn pin, Bart! Can we not just have something that sticks on? Mine is always falling off and I'll find myself amongst others who still have them on.. I then feel obligated to let them know that I know what's up and that I'm not an ungrateful douche but they don't care because all they see is some long hair asshole in his leather jacket and I'm with stupid shirt.
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Can you foresee a day when a Poppy won't stab my chest or fall off when I put my seatbelt on? Same design year after year with the damn pin, Bart! Can we not just have something that sticks on? Mine is always falling off and I'll find myself amongst others who still have them on.. I then feel obligated to let them know that I know what's up and that I'm not an ungrateful douche but they don't care because all they see is some long hair asshole in his leather jacket and I'm with stupid shirt.
Maybe you should ask your wife not to wear that shirt
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Can you foresee a day when a Poppy won't stab my chest or fall off when I put my seatbelt on? Same design year after year with the damn pin, Bart! Can we not just have something that sticks on? Mine is always falling off and I'll find myself amongst others who still have them on.. I then feel obligated to let them know that I know what's up and that I'm not an ungrateful douche but they don't care because all they see is some long hair asshole in his leather jacket and I'm with stupid shirt.
A few years ago I had one that had a plastic stopper on the end.
Those were great.
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Maybe you should ask your wife not to wear that shirt
I used to have I'M WITH STUPID shirt with the arrow pointing down.
It was funny because it was true!
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I used to have I'M WITH STUPID shirt with the arrow pointing down.
It was funny because it was true!
;D
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A few years ago I had one that had a plastic stopper on the end.
Those were great.
Yeah it was like they were only out for that year.
I used to have I'M WITH STUPID shirt with the arrow pointing down.
It was funny because it was true!
I remember a few variations of the original. I had one that pointed up :-[ :'(
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@KSM or whatever your name is today - Just thin, when you move to the US, you'll get to repeat this at the end of May - Memorial Day. You won't have to wait a year.
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@KSM or whatever your name is today - Just thin, when you move to the US, you'll get to repeat this at the end of May - Memorial Day. You won't have to wait a year.
@juan Very true. I will have November and May for these matters. In this spirit we'll also have two Thanksgivings as well. The trick with all these holiday dinners will be strategically spacing out the turkey, ham, and prime rib dinners. And yes, two Christmases.
Only one Easter. Correct? ;D
hey @Bart Ell L00k! I'm answering in your thread.
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You could celebrate Orthodox Easter and have two of those, too.
Do you celebrate two Easters, @Bart Ell ?
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You could celebrate Orthodox Easter and have two of those, too.
Do you celebrate two Easters, @Bart Ell ?
We, Bart and I, actually spent an Easter together. We were in Aspen. Or was it Banff? Whatever.. it was snowy and we skied. FYI Bart can't hold his liquor.
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Why am I getting ads for $1.8 million dollar rings? Is EllGab spying on my finances?
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Why am I getting ads for $1.8 million dollar rings? Is EllGab spying on my finances?
I think it goes with the 9 million dollar Miami Beach condo Ad that I keep pulling.
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Why am I getting ads for $1.8 million dollar rings? Is EllGab spying on my finances?
I think it goes with the 9 million dollar Miami Beach condo Ad that I keep pulling.
I had a feeling you guys were rolling in the dough.
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I think it goes with the 9 million dollar Miami Beach condo Ad that I keep pulling.
I can’t decide between the 600 million yacht or a harem of Ukrainian beauties. I know, I’ll get both.
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I can’t decide between the 600 million yacht or a harem of Ukrainian beauties. I know, I’ll get both.
Don't forget the one-eyed Babushka lady to enforce harem discipline.
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Don't forget the one-eyed Babushka lady to enforce harem discipline.
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Good point. She’ll probably work for a couple of goats and a dependable supply of Red Man.
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Bart,
Was given a problem to solve at work. Tough one. Spent many hours trying to solve but nothing I could come up with worked. Let's just say that I was more than a little frustrated. My mind began to wander and for some reason I thought of that host scene where Tom Servo discusses accepting Crow as a sexual being. You know - this scene:
Suddenly I felt that I knew the solution, coded up the patch, tested it out and it works like a honey. I'm coming up at a career crossroads. Mrs.WAN thinks that I should take the opportunity and call it a career and do something different. I've been resistant as being a code jock is all I've never known. However, the situation above is a definite indication that I've lost some zip on the fastball so to speak. So the question is this. If you have to rely on a plastic toy, strutting its stuff in gold boots for guidance are you all washed up?
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Bart,
Was given a problem to solve at work. Tough one. Spent many hours trying to solve but nothing I could come up with worked. Let's just say that I was more than a little frustrated. My mind began to wander and for some reason I thought of that host scene where Tom Servo discusses accepting Crow as a sexual being. You know - this scene:
Suddenly I felt that I knew the solution, coded up the patch, tested it out and it works like a honey. I'm coming up at a career crossroads. Mrs.WAN thinks that I should take the opportunity and call it a career and do something different. I've been resistant as being a code jock is all I've never known. However, the situation above is a definite indication that I've lost some zip on the fastball so to speak. So the question is this. If you have to rely on a plastic toy, strutting its stuff in gold boots for guidance are you all washed up?
I don't know what a Tom Servo is but I do know you are only washed up when the plastic toy, strutting its stuff in gold boots has nothing to offer.
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I don't know what a Tom Servo is but I do know you are only washed up when the plastic toy, strutting its stuff in gold boots has nothing to offer.
Tom Servo is that thing with the bubble gum dispenser for a head that utters the memorable line in that clip: "Shake your peach cobbler baby. Good times!"
I'm definitely burned out on this shit after 30+ years but I do see your point. You don't always need a fastball to get the job done.
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Bart,
Do you need a good midget video today?
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Bart,
Do you need a good midget video today?
Thanks for that.
You know how I love the midgets!
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Thanks for that.
You know how I love the midgets!
Especially those that can run like the wind!
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It would appear from another thread than Connie Willis is a midget.
Do you like her kind of midget, @Bart Ell ?
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It would appear from another thread than Connie Willis is a midget.
Do you like her kind of midget, @Bart Ell ?
You're all quite smitten with her ain't ya'
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Do you like her kind of midget, @Bart Ell ?
A bit too yacky for me.
I hate yacky.
I need silence sometimes.
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You're all quite smitten with her ain't ya'
I never was before but I sure as hell am now. Look at her go! Seoul Sister is envious!
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Bart,
Let's say you have the chance to be an authoritarian despot, ruling a country chock full of beautiful, slavic women while instigating a border crisis with Poland which might trigger a World War. Also you have the chance to cut off Western Europe from a good chunk of its natural gas supply with winter coming on if they don't play ball. Pretty cool. right? The downside is you have to wear a goofy hat. Do you do it or is the hat an absolute deal breaker?
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Bart,
Let's say you have the chance to be an authoritarian despot, ruling a country chock full of beautiful, slavic women while instigating a border crisis with Poland which might trigger a World War. Also you have the chance to cut off Western Europe from a good chunk of its natural gas supply with winter coming on if they don't play ball. Pretty cool. right? The downside is you have to wear a goofy hat. Do you do it or is the hat an absolute deal breaker?
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I can make the hat work, the mustache is the deal breaker for me.
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Bart, my new lifestyle as a houseman starts in mid December. Should I purchase an apron and slippers? What about rollers for my hair and perhaps even getting into the Young & The Restless? Romance novels with guys who look like me on the cover are not appealing in the slightest though because I am already alllll.. THAT!
*SNAPS S Z*
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An apron and a good, sturdy pair of work shoes. Get back in that kitchen, right @Bart Ell ?
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Bart, my new lifestyle as a houseman starts in mid December. Should I purchase an apron and slippers? What about rollers for my hair and perhaps even getting into the Young & The Restless? Romance novels with guys who look like me on the cover are not appealing in the slightest though because I am already alllll.. THAT!
*SNAPS S Z*
Can I pick the uniform?
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An apron and a good, sturdy pair of work shoes. Get back in that kitchen, right @Bart Ell ?
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Too bad @Fancy Lady Boots got disappeared. I'm sure she would approve of this choice.
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Should I purchase an apron and slippers?
SHE SHOULD PURCHASE THEM FOR YOU!
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An apron and a good, sturdy pair of work shoes. Get back in that kitchen, right @Bart Ell ?
Only the fat ones.
You gotta earn your freedom.
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Can I pick the uniform?
Short. Lots of ass showing
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Oooh! Definitely working shoes! For the BossLady. Those will get you down on your hands and knees when you are scrubbing the floor or whatnot
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Or, he could dress as Esther Valentine did in the early days, right @Bart Ell ?
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CHANGE OF PLANS, YOU MORONS!
I'M LATE AND I'M SPOTTING
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Bart, you going to be mailing Christmas cards out this year? Again
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Bart, you going to be mailing Christmas cards out this year? Again
Last year was postcards, this year could be Christmas cards.
If you want a Christmas card from Barthur just message me where you would like it sent.
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Or, he could dress as Esther Valentine did in the early days, right @Bart Ell ?
Ellis had a sister?
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If you want a Christmas card from Barthur just message me where you would like it sent.
What do you do that personalizes one greeting from another?
Do you put any thought behind each greeting or is it more like a form letter?
Do you leave the house and personally look for a card that reminds you of the member you will be sending it to ??
We don't take possession until Dec 10th so timing would be important and the house is a new build so I am wondering whether or not that will be an issue with mailing but I don't see why it would. Hmm I DO want a card so I'll try and have things in line before I post my address here but I will do so in the TELL thread. Coz it's a tell and that's the rule.
I will post my new phone number as well in the case of a verbal well wishing. We'll hook things up - I'll make it happen.
If you want a card from me I will be happy to do so and I will even make the card myself. I once sent a few slices of ham to a woman in Kansas via snale mail. That is 100% true.
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We don't take possession until Dec 10th so timing would be important and the house is a new build so I am wondering whether or not that will be an issue with mailing but I don't see why it would.
Your faith in the United States Postal Service and Post Master General DeJoy is just so cute. You'll get the Bart's card round about Valentine's Day.
I'm willing to give Trump credit for the good things he accomplished [and there were some] but DeJoy is as crooked as dog's hind leg. Also - a new build? Really? House Husband and a new build? What are you gonna do all day @KSM? Lie on the couch and watch Real Houswives of Where Des Moines all day? I'd have figured you going with a 120 year old Victorian and stripping it down to the studs and reworking it all soup to nuts. Now you are as useless as a castracted Lion in the Zoo.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mail-delivery-slower-usps-october-1/
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Bart,
Up above @KSM mentions that he once mailed a slice of ham to someone. By a bizzare coincidence I too once mailed someone a hunk of ham back when I was in Engineering School [a long tale in and of itself]. Does that mean that KSM and I are what I think the young guys call "Eskimo Brothers"?
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Bart,
Up above @KSM mentions that he once mailed a slice of ham to someone. By a bizzare coincidence I too once mailed someone a hunk of ham back when I was in Engineering School [a long tale in and of itself]. Does that mean that KSM and I are what I think the young guys call "Eskimo Brothers"?
Eskimo brothers? You can't say that anymore coz you'll offend folks. The Edmonton ELKS will tell you!
We can be Elk brothers. ?
Your faith in the United States Postal Service and Post Master General DeJoy is just so cute. You'll get the Bart's card round about Valentine's Day.
I'm willing to give Trump credit for the good things he accomplished [and there were some] but DeJoy is as crooked as dog's hind leg. Also - a new build? Really? House Husband and a new build? What are you gonna do all day @KSM? Lie on the couch and watch Real Houswives of Where Des Moines all day? I'd have figured you going with a 120 year old Victorian and stripping it down to the studs and reworking it all soup to nuts. Now you are as useless as a castracted Lion in the Zoo.
Well if that's the case maybe I'll play it safe and get a 2nd Christmas card from Bart.
You think a new build will not come with things I will want to change?
Carpeted stairs. NOPE! Those are going to be swapped out for hardwood as will most of the top floor that is already carpeted. I will leave the guest rooms carpeted but the others like the master suite, bonus room, and the area around the top of the stairs (hallway?) will all be done in this unless I can find something a little more rustic looking - https://www.homedepot.com/p/Bruce-Cappuccino-Maple-3-4-in-Thick-x-3-1-4-in-Wide-x-Varying-Length-Solid-Hardwood-Flooring-22-sq-ft-case-CM3745/202697672 You can see that I will have plenty of work to do, WAN. @Walks_At_Night If I take my time it will take me about a week and that includes the bedroom on the main floor (not shown)
Castrated lion? Good lord, no. And those were horrible pictures BTW
CORRECTION: The stairs will remain carpeted for when Vera becomes old and can no longer safely make her way up hard surface staircases.
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Eskimo brothers? You can't say that anymore coz you'll offend folks. The Edmonton ELKS will tell you!
We can be Elk brothers. ?
Well if that's the case maybe I'll play it safe and get a 2nd Christmas card from Bart.
You think a new build will not come with things I will want to change?
Carpeted stairs. NOPE! Those are going to be swapped out for hardwood as will most of the top floor that is already carpeted. I will leave the guest rooms carpeted but the others like the master suite, bonus room, and the area around the top of the stairs (hallway?) will all be done in this unless I can find something a little more rustic looking - https://www.homedepot.com/p/Bruce-Cappuccino-Maple-3-4-in-Thick-x-3-1-4-in-Wide-x-Varying-Length-Solid-Hardwood-Flooring-22-sq-ft-case-CM3745/202697672 You can see that I will have plenty of work to do, WAN. @Walks_At_Night If I take my time it will take me about a week and that includes the bedroom on the main floor (not shown)
Castrated lion? Good lord, no. And those were horrible pictures BTW
CORRECTION: The stairs will remain carpeted for when Vera becomes old and can no longer safely make her way up hard surface staircases.
Elk Brothers is perfect! The lion picture is horrible. It is my understanding that when a lady lion is in the mood. She is really in the mood - like she wants it 30 times a day. After awhile the old boy can't perform anymore so to rev him back up, she gives him a ball bite until he delivers.
So what is downstairs?
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Elk Brothers is perfect! The lion picture is horrible. It is my understanding that when a lady lion is in the mood. She is really in the mood - like she wants it 30 times a day. After awhile the old boy can't perform anymore so to rev him back up, she gives him a ball bite until he delivers.
So what is downstairs?
Who said anything about a downstairs?
Oh, wait, the stairs pictured in the floor plan go down into the bomb shelter. That is also where I will keep the bodies people I kill.
Didn't know that about female lions :o perhaps the men lions should form an aLIONnce! hahahahahahahahahahahahahah a-LIOaNce! Get it?
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What do you do that personalizes one greeting from another?
Do you put any thought behind each greeting or is it more like a form letter?
Do you leave the house and personally look for a card that reminds you of the member you will be sending it to ??
I run a credit check on them and then decide if they get a pube included or not.
I may not leave the house as I am sure there are a pile of different cards here to choose from.
I also have thank you cards left over from a wedding nobody was invited to but still sent gifts for.
Not everyone appreciated the effort I put into those postcards.
It was also the first time I needed to use a pen in years!
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Bart,
Up above @KSM mentions that he once mailed a slice of ham to someone. By a bizzare coincidence I too once mailed someone a hunk of ham back when I was in Engineering School [a long tale in and of itself]. Does that mean that KSM and I are what I think the young guys call "Eskimo Brothers"?
Yes and you now have the green light to fuck without judgement.
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Eskimo brothers? You can't say that anymore coz you'll offend folks. The Edmonton ELKS will tell you!
We can be Elk brothers. ?
Well if that's the case maybe I'll play it safe and get a 2nd Christmas card from Bart.
You think a new build will not come with things I will want to change?
Carpeted stairs. NOPE! Those are going to be swapped out for hardwood as will most of the top floor that is already carpeted. I will leave the guest rooms carpeted but the others like the master suite, bonus room, and the area around the top of the stairs (hallway?) will all be done in this unless I can find something a little more rustic looking - https://www.homedepot.com/p/Bruce-Cappuccino-Maple-3-4-in-Thick-x-3-1-4-in-Wide-x-Varying-Length-Solid-Hardwood-Flooring-22-sq-ft-case-CM3745/202697672 You can see that I will have plenty of work to do, WAN. @Walks_At_Night If I take my time it will take me about a week and that includes the bedroom on the main floor (not shown)
Castrated lion? Good lord, no. And those were horrible pictures BTW
CORRECTION: The stairs will remain carpeted for when Vera becomes old and can no longer safely make her way up hard surface staircases.
I see you don’t have a Master Suite but an Owner’s Suite. Whomever drew up those plans has a sense of humor, bowing to the political tides of the times yet somehow making it worse.
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Bart, may I have your address so I can mail you some ham? Apparently that's a thing.
I appreciated the postcard you sent me. I'm glad my credit score saved me from getting a pube. The splash of cologne was a nice touch. English Leather?
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I see you don’t have a Master Suite but an Owner’s Suite. Whomever drew up those plans has a sense of humor, bowing to the political tides of the times yet somehow making it worse.
On some floor plans we've seen that room listed as, Master Suite. But then you look at the landscaping plan and become somewhat bewildered at the burning crosses on the property diagrams.
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Bart, may I have your address so I can mail you some ham? Apparently that's a thing.
I appreciated the postcard you sent me. I'm glad my credit score saved me from getting a pube. The splash of cologne was a nice touch. English Leather?
You didn't get a puble taped to the postcard?
I will need to fix that!
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You didn't get a puble taped to the postcard?
I will need to fix that!
So you don't wax?
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CHANGE OF PLANS, YOU MORONS!
I'M LATE AND I'M SPOTTING
Is this your way of asking Bart to take a paternity test? Not very subtle. Oops, this is Bart's thread.
Bart, are you the father?
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So you don't wax?
So you don't know the difference between "a" pube and "my" pube.
Notice that was not a question.
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Is this your way of asking Bart to take a paternity test? Not very subtle. Oops, this is Bart's thread.
Bart, are you the father?
Only if mouth babies finally became reality.
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So you don't know the difference between "a" pube and "my" pube.
Notice that was not a question.
Excellent. On one hand I feel better about this, on the other...not...
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Bart,
I have not ridden a bicycle for a number of years. Today I rode one for 20+ miles and had no issues on the ride itself - which Mrs. Walks and I enjoyed immensely. The issue is now my rump feels like it has gone ten rounds with Senda's cell mates. Any advice for fixing a sore bottom?
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Bart,
I have not ridden a bicycle for a number of years. Today I rode one for 20+ miles and had no issues on the ride itself - which Mrs. Walks and I enjoyed immensely. The issue is now my rump feels like it has gone ten rounds with Senda's cell mates. Any advice for fixing a sore bottom?
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Ask your wife to rub some Bengay on your bum and up your pooper.
It's not gay, it's Bengay!
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Bart,
I have not ridden a bicycle for a number of years. Today I rode one for 20+ miles and had no issues on the ride itself - which Mrs. Walks and I enjoyed immensely. The issue is now my rump feels like it has gone ten rounds with Senda's cell mates. Any advice for fixing a sore bottom?
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It’s your ass now, your sack tomorrow. Bag Balm. Trust me, I lived in Boulder for a number of years. I’ve heard all the horror stories.
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It’s your ass now, your sack tomorrow. Bag Balm. Trust me, I lived in Boulder for a number of years. I’ve heard all the horror stories.
Yes. My lads have felt better. Next time I guess I rent one of those recumbents.
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Yes. My lads have felt better. Next time I guess I rent one of those recumbents.
BENGAY WORKS ON THOSE TWO TOO.
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Seriously @Bart Ell how many cards were sent out last year?
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Seriously @Bart Ell how many cards were sent out last year?
Around a dozen.
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BENGAY WORKS ON THOSE TWO TOO.
Bart should not be in charge of anyone’s balls. Noted.
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I am thinking of getting this gorgeous hoody from Ritual- who knew hoodies came in gorgeous? Anyway, not my question. I've not only fallen in love with the hoody but I've also fallen in love with this hair. It's like fire! I want it! My hair got pretty light in the Med BUT I'd still have to do some pretty intense maintenance to keep it up. Should I do it?
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I am thinking of getting this gorgeous hoody from Ritual- who knew hoodies came in gorgeous? Anyway, not my question. I've not only fallen in love with the hoody but I've also fallen in love with this hair. It's like fire! I want it! My hair got pretty light in the Med BUT I'd still have to do some pretty intense maintenance to keep it up. Should I do it?
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What else do you have to do that is more important?
Exactly.
Do it already.
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I am thinking of getting this gorgeous hoody from Ritual- who knew hoodies came in gorgeous? Anyway, not my question. I've not only fallen in love with the hoody but I've also fallen in love with this hair. It's like fire! I want it! My hair got pretty light in the Med BUT I'd still have to do some pretty intense maintenance to keep it up. Should I do it?
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Will the carpet match the drapes?
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Will the carpet match the drapes?
Blink twice if you are being held prisoner in 1979.
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I am thinking of getting this gorgeous hoody from Ritual- who knew hoodies came in gorgeous? Anyway, not my question. I've not only fallen in love with the hoody but I've also fallen in love with this hair. It's like fire! I want it! My hair got pretty light in the Med BUT I'd still have to do some pretty intense maintenance to keep it up. Should I do it?
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Interesting. You're asking a guy instead of any women. Post-feminist sensibilities . Not that it matters but my hairdresser, who happens to be a woman, says to add blonde in the summer and red in the winter for warmth. That is a gorgeous look by the way
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Dear Bartrageous
We're in yet another Santa Ana here. Back in flip flops. And you know what that means. A pedicure for Thanksgiving! What color would you think would be Thanksgiving appropriate for my tootsies?
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Dear Bartrageous
We're in yet another Santa Ana here. Back in flip flops. And you know what that means. A pedicure for Thanksgiving! What color would you think would be Thanksgiving appropriate for my tootsies?
You will hate it at first but love it when it is done.
It is a yellow / brown creation that I just drew up for you to show to the Asian lady who will be doing it.
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That is for the right foot, mirror it for the left.
IT'S FESTIVE!
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You will hate it at first but love it when it is done.
It is a yellow / brown creation that I just drew up for you to show to the Asian lady who will be doing it.
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That is for the right foot, mirror it for the left.
IT'S FESTIVE!
Well. If the Great Bart says so... Ok! I will let you know how it goes after I jump on the dessert table after way too much Beaujolais punch so everyone can have a good look
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Bart,
I recently watched a docudrama called Into Thin Air: Death on Everest (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118949/) about a couple of groups that try to climb Mount Everest. Due a number of factors - avarice, stupidity, a NYC chick loading a Sherpa down with all kinds of useless crap and just plain bad luck a number of them get wiped out. A mailman goes down to due to altitude sickness, a guide wanders off a cliff, a Japanese lady freezes to death from the inside out. Some Pathologist dude is left for dead out in the snow and ice but says "Screw it. I ain't dying" and even though he is blind, he wanders down the mountain into camp and makes it - although they have to hack off half an arm, a bunch of fingers and his nose. It should be terrible, riveting stuff to watch. However the main character was played by the guy that played Shooter McGavin in Adam Sandler's film Happy Gilmore. So the bottom line is that I just couldn't take the whole thing seriously. I kept expecting Bob Barker to pop out of a cave or something and start beating on people.
The question is this: Is this some sort of "Mandela Effect" or am I just a lost soul?
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Bart,
I recently watched a docudrama called Into Thin Air: Death on Everest (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118949/) about a couple of groups that try to climb Mount Everest. Due a number of factors - avarice, stupidity, a NYC chick loading a Sherpa down with all kinds of useless crap and just plain bad luck a number of them get wiped out. A mailman goes down to due to altitude sickness, a guide wanders off a cliff, a Japanese lady freezes to death from the inside out. Some Pathologist dude is left for dead out in the snow and ice but says "Screw it. I ain't dying" and even though he is blind, he wanders down the mountain into camp and makes it - although they have to hack off half an arm, a bunch of fingers and his nose. It should be terrible, riveting stuff to watch. However the main character was played by the guy that played Shooter McGavin in Adam Sandler's film Happy Gilmore. So the bottom line is that I just couldn't take the whole thing seriously. I kept expecting Bob Barker to pop out of a cave or something and start beating on people.
The question is this: Is this some sort of "Mandela Effect" or am I just a lost soul?
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I didn't see the movie but I read the book. Maybe it was the way it was presented in the movie. But yes it was real and no Bob Barker schussing in to save the day
Not Bart
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The question is this: Is this some sort of "Mandela Effect" or am I just a lost soul?
You got me on this one.
I don't see how any of it would be the Mandela Effect...
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1460067716379906053
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You got me on this one.
I don't see how any of it would be the Mandela Effect...
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1460067716379906053
Oh wow. Definitely not a Mandela Effect phenomena. Niether of them dudes has two hotties with a bottle of Grey Goose to loosen things up.
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@TigerLily I haven't read a book in years due to a lack of time. After some life reassesment, I'm going to try and enjoy life more, so I'll see if our library has the book. The Shooter McGavin guy played Krakauer in the film and I guess it was a typecasting thing because it just didn't work for me.
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Oh wow. Definitely not a Mandela Effect phenomena. Niether of them dudes has two hotties with a bottle of Grey Goose to loosen things up.
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@TigerLily I haven't read a book in years due to a lack of time. After some life reassesment, I'm going to try and enjoy life more, so I'll see if our library has the book. The Shooter McGavin guy played Krakauer in the film and I guess it was a typecasting thing because it just didn't work for me.
Life has taught me that the one of the left would take the bottle inside her if there was a mirror or camera around.
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Oh wow. Definitely not a Mandela Effect phenomena. Niether of them dudes has two hotties with a bottle of Grey Goose to loosen things up.
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@TigerLily I haven't read a book in years due to a lack of time. After some life reassesment, I'm going to try and enjoy life more, so I'll see if our library has the book. The Shooter McGavin guy played Krakauer in the film and I guess it was a typecasting thing because it just didn't work for me.
It's a fairly short book if I recall correctly (or IIRC if you're in a hurry). So you can get back to your other activities quickly
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Life has taught me that the one of the left would take the bottle inside her if there was a mirror or camera around.
She was willing to wear someone else's aviator glasses so I think you're right
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She was willing to wear someone else's aviator glasses so I think you're right
Humans are predicatble.
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Life has taught me that the one of the left would take the bottle inside her if there was a mirror or camera around.
Bart's Memoir? Hopefully without photos.
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Merry Thanksgiving, Bart.
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Wrong thread.
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Wrong thread.
Nope. I make the rules up as I go.
And you are guilty of a TELL in the ASK thread so..
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Bart,
Jimmy Johns sandwich shop advertises "Free Smells". Should they rethink that? Stuff like this probably is adversley impacting revenue.
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Bart,
Jimmy Johns sandwich shop advertises "Free Smells". Should they rethink that? Stuff like this probably is adversley impacting revenue.
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Yes, “Free Smells†has a certain non-pleasurable je ne sais quoi. But just what the heck is below the sign? The daughter of Jabba The Hut praying at the hallowed altar of trash?
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Bart,
Jimmy Johns sandwich shop advertises "Free Smells". Should they rethink that? Stuff like this probably is adversley impacting revenue.
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You have to accept that some people like it a bit freaky, WAN.
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Bart,
I found a video of some sort of messed up Dwarf Fight Club (https://leakedreality.com/video/27849/wtf-is-going-on-here). Question for you is this: Is it the victor or the vanquished that gets the girl?
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Yes, “Free Smells†has a certain non-pleasurable je ne sais quoi. But just what the heck is below the sign? The daughter of Jabba The Hut praying at the hallowed altar of trash?
Huh. I never considered that possibility Roy. My take was it was a large woman whom was pissed off over being charged $14.95 for a mediocre sub and was "Fighting the Powers that be" by dropping trou and taking a dump in front of the establishment, whilst using the rubbish can for stabilization. Of course Bart's stance is probably correct and I need to work on my WASPy uptightedness and be more accepting.
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Huh. I never considered that possibility Roy. My take was it was a large woman whom was pissed off over being charged $14.95 for a mediocre sub and was "Fighting the Powers that be" by dropping trou and taking a dump in front of the establishment, whilst using the rubbish can for stabilization. Of course Bart's stance is probably correct and I need to work on my WASPy uptightedness and be more accepting.
There always that. Don’t forget to flog yourself today as penance for being a privileged honky. ;)
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Bart,
I found a video of some sort of messed up Dwarf Fight Club (https://leakedreality.com/video/27849/wtf-is-going-on-here). Question for you is this: Is it the victor or the vanquished that gets the girl?
1. Thanks for the midgets!
2. That would be up to them to decide. I personally would cut off my peeper before entering a slob like that but the winner may love going hogging.
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There always that. Don’t forget to flog yourself today as penance for being a privileged honky. ;)
I wasn't sure if I like you, but now you're starting to grow on me.
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Bart,
Jimmy Johns sandwich shop advertises "Free Smells". Should they rethink that? Stuff like this probably is adversley impacting revenue.
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Oh damn, someone had an emergency. Anyone think she can get back up without putting her hand down where she just...? Ick. Never mind.
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What is going on up NORTH @Bart Ell ? Canada’s indigenous health expert Carrie Bourassa loses job when ancestry claims prove false. Why did Miss Bourassa AKA Morning Star Bear take Bonhomme's arrow sash put it on her jacket. Did she think no one attends Quebec's winter carnival?
For the record, Bonhomme is a seven-foot-tall white jolly snowman who wears a red hat and an arrow sash across his belly.
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https://nypost.com/2021/11/27/canadian-indigenous-health-expert-carrie-bourassa-fired-for-faking-heritage/
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What is going on up NORTH @Bart Ell ? Canada’s indigenous health expert Carrie Bourassa loses job when ancestry claims prove false. Why did Miss Bourassa AKA Morning Star Bear take Bonhomme's arrow sash put it on her jacket. Did she think no one attends Quebec's winter carnival?
For the record, Bonhomme is a seven-foot-tall white jolly snowman who wears a red hat and an arrow sash across his belly.
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https://nypost.com/2021/11/27/canadian-indigenous-health-expert-carrie-bourassa-fired-for-faking-heritage/
I have no idea who that woman is.
She looks like Marc-André Fleury.
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Dear Bartanski
What happened to our karma? Did you lock it up somewhere safe?
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Dear Bart-Bear-In-The-Woods
Who is Marc-André Fleury?
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Dear Bartanski
What happened to our karma? Did you lock it up somewhere safe?
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Dear Bart-Bear-In-The-Woods
Who is Marc-André Fleury?
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Bart,
Any chance for enabling yarn embeds?
https://getyarn.io/
Yarn clips are nice for quick drive by's when busting Greg's balls. Bellgab used to support these. Not sure if this is the embedder you use for videos:
https://custom.simplemachines.org/index.php?mod=2681 but yarn support went in, in version 5.0.2
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Bart,
Any chance for enabling yarn embeds?
https://getyarn.io/
Yarn clips are nice for quick drive by's when busting Greg's balls. Bellgab used to support these. Not sure if this is the embedder you use for videos:
https://custom.simplemachines.org/index.php?mod=2681 but yarn support went in, in version 5.0.2
I know there was an issue with it and ipads in the past.
I will ask them to try installing it again and see if it works with the updates they are installing.
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I know there was an issue with it and ipads in the past.
I will ask them to try installing it again and see if it works with the updates they are installing.
iPads.........
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Thanks
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"Flower"
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I kind of like the karmaless look.
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I kind of like the karmaless look.
More simple-like
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More simple-like
Is that some kind of a dig there, Lily? MINUS 1!! eventually.. @TigerLily
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Is that some kind of a dig there, Lily? MINUS 1!! eventually.. @TigerLily
No... If I had said simple minded, Dig. But just simple, I was agreeing with you. Cleaner. More feng shui
Not only are you simple-minded, you're paranoid. Minus 1 back atchya @KSM . Eventually
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Dear Bartell, eh?
Why does he have all his teeth? I thought toothless was de rigeur in Canadian hockey?
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Dear Bartell, eh?
Why does he have all his teeth? I thought toothless was de rigeur in Canadian hockey?
He's a goalie.
Canadian hockey in Chicago?
We don't want Chicago, take it back!!
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I kind of like the karmaless look.
Things seem to load much quicker so maybe it will stay this way for now.
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I kind of like the karmaless look.
Ditto.
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Things seem to load much quicker so maybe it will stay this way for now.
Are all the hard earned points stored in the case you restore them? Not that I care but I am curious. Orr maybe it would be fun to start at 0 again all across the board.
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Are all the hard earned points stored in the case you restore them? Not that I care but I am curious. Orr maybe it would be fun to start at 0 again all across the board.
It's all still there.
Caring and curious seem like second cousins.
Do you know people actually rage quit over the whole Karma thing?
Starting at zero may cause a few new meltdowns so you know I am interested in seeing that happen.
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It's all still there.
Caring and curious seem like second cousins.
Do you know people actually rage quit over the whole Karma thing?
Starting at zero may cause a few new meltdowns so you know I am interested in seeing that happen.
Rage quitting? Sounds more interesting with video.
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Bart,
It is National Package Protection Day (https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-package-protection-day-wednesday-after-thanksgiving/) here in the US. Which brings this question to mind. Do you prefer the traditional cup?
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Or the modern type?
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Bart,
It is National Package Protection Day (https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-package-protection-day-wednesday-after-thanksgiving/) here in the US. Which brings this question to mind. Do you prefer the traditional cup?
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Or the modern type?
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Modern will better protect my first love.
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Modern will better protect my first love.
Aren’t you afraid of carbon fiber splinters in your junk?
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Bart,
After my Father passed away, I was going through some of his things and discovered two 20mm Anti-Aircraft shells from his Destroyer in World War Two. Rather alarmed at the prospect of having 75 year old explosives around, I carefully recorded the relevant information off of them, placed them in static bags, then wrapped them in towels to stabilize them, then put them in a sturdy metal box which I placed in a sturdy metal cabinet. I then spent a whole lot of hours learning about US Naval ammunition, prowling forums, talked to some guys that know their stuff and eventually learned that they were inert rounds that were fired out of the gun first. This was to clear any debris, ice or gunk that might be in the barrel. I then tested a tiny amount of material from inside the shell to doubly ensure that it was not flammable. It was an educational process and at the end, I ended up with some pretty cool heirlooms. However, at no time in the process did it ever even occur to me to shove them up my ass (https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/artillery-shell-rectum-bum-squad-twitter-reaction_uk_61aa265fe4b0f398af204204). Am I just a hopeless prude?
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Bart,
After my Father passed away, I was going through some of his things and discovered two 20mm Anti-Aircraft shells from his Destroyer in World War Two. Rather alarmed at the prospect of having 75 year old explosives around, I carefully recorded the relevant information off of them, placed them in static bags, then wrapped them in towels to stabilize them, then put them in a sturdy metal box which I placed in a sturdy metal cabinet. I then spent a whole lot of hours learning about US Naval ammunition, prowling forums, talked to some guys that know their stuff and eventually learned that they were inert rounds that were fired out of the gun first. This was to clear any debris, ice or gunk that might be in the barrel. I then tested a tiny amount of material from inside the shell to doubly ensure that it was not flammable. It was an educational process and at the end, I ended up with some pretty cool heirlooms. However, at no time in the process did it ever even occur to me to shove them up my ass (https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/artillery-shell-rectum-bum-squad-twitter-reaction_uk_61aa265fe4b0f398af204204). Am I just a hopeless prude?
You are but I will cut you some slack with the father angle on this one.
Don't be afraid of getting some pleasure from your butt.
Cranky old fuckers will call it gay but they are cranky old fuckers.
How can you do gay shit to yourself? It's an idiotic premise.
Seeing as you are interested in the shells, get one that was not owned by your father and ease it into your butt while you play with your front stuff.
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Aren’t you afraid of carbon fiber splinters in your junk?
A little pain makes the pleasure stand out.
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Bart,
Is the Melinda Gates is really Kevin Kline in a dress conspiracy plausible? If I were married to Phoebe Cates I probably wouldn't have time for Gates.
https://twitter.com/Djevans71/status/1443967574656569351
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Things seem to load much quicker so maybe it will stay this way for now.
So tidy looking. I like it better without.
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Bart,
Is the Melinda Gates is really Kevin Kline in a dress conspiracy plausible? If I were married to Phoebe Cates I probably wouldn't have time for Gates.
I do not think I have seen her before.
Yikes.
That's unfortunate.
Also - do not search "Phoebe Cates today" ever.
I warned you.
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I do not think I have seen her before.
Yikes.
That's unfortunate.
Also - do not search "Phoebe Cates today" ever.
I warned you.
She should have held up real well. I can't handle another Tiffany situation so I am taking your advice to heart this time. After the Mike Holmes' daughter fiasco I trust you in these matters now.
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I want to see @Bart Ell when he reaches about 60 and has softened with a few extra pounds.
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I want to see @Bart Ell when he reaches about 60 and has softened with a few extra pounds.
Don't hold your breath, I don't plan to be around that long.
Also - wrong thread.
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I want to see @Bart Ell when he reaches about 60 and has softened with a few extra pounds.
You're assuming that he, Bart, is currently fit and trim.. I tell you this @JUAN @Bart Ell is between 14 - 91 LBs over his recommended weight and height. May even be BALD!
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You're assuming that he, Bart, is currently fit and trim.. I tell you this @JUAN @Bart Ell is between 14 - 91 LBs over his recommended weight and height. May even be BALD!
Between 14 and 91 pounds? And may even be bald? Sounds like Fake News to me
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Between 14 and 91 pounds? And may even be bald? Sounds like Fake News to me
Some of it was true.
I am 21 pounds over my recommended height.
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@Bart Ell Are they accusing you of being the Belgian Health Minister?
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@Bart Ell Are they accusing you of being the Belgian Health Minister?
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That's a husky lady!
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Some of it was true.
I am 21 pounds over my recommended height.
I worded that rather well. Your height is heavier than your weight.
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That's a husky lady!
Might just be a husky.
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Might just be a husky.
She needs to pull a few sleds around. Is that a Belgian beer sitting next to her?
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I worded that rather well. Your height is heavier than your weight.
I put my height on keto.
It is tired of being such a fatso!
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You are but I will cut you some slack with the father angle on this one.
Don't be afraid of getting some pleasure from your butt.
Cranky old fuckers will call it gay but they are cranky old fuckers.
How can you do gay shit to yourself? It's an idiotic premise.
Seeing as you are interested in the shells, get one that was not owned by your father and ease it into your butt while you play with your front stuff.
This website is FREE
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This website is FREE
But my advice is priceless.
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Bart,
The Chinese have spotted what they call a hut (https://www.theregister.com/2021/12/06/yutu_2_moon_rover_spots_hut/) on the moon and their rover is making a beeline for it. Question is: How raging is Richard C. Hoagland's boner right now? On one hand he is not a young fellah anymore but on the other it is a bloody hut. On the damn moon! BOING!!!!!
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Bart,
The Chinese have spotted what they call a hut (https://www.theregister.com/2021/12/06/yutu_2_moon_rover_spots_hut/) on the moon and their rover is making a beeline for it. Question is: How raging is Richard C. Hoagland's boner right now? On one hand he is not a young fellah anymore but on the other it is a bloody hut. On the damn moon! BOING!!!!!
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It is quite fitting that you mention his boner and young in the same paragraph.
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Bart,
In an effort to not work so much, I've started watching some entertainment kinds of things. Case in point, this movie where aliens cross the great void of time and space to invade Australia. They put boots on the ground immediately for some reason. Why soften up your foe first with air supremacy? A skirmish line pops out of a corn field and disrupts a carnival/australian rules football match. The aliens then start wasting dudes and dragging chicks off by the hair. No really. For reals. The question is, will they throw them all back when they hear that grating Oz accent?
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For the curious - 18:05 for hair dragging action:
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The question is, will they throw them all back when they hear that grating Oz accent?
Aliens do not have ears, they communicate via thoughts.
Thankfully Australians do not think in that ugly accent.
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I put my height on keto.
It is tired of being such a fatso!
But you told me you couldn't sleep with me because my bed is only a queen size
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But you told me you couldn't sleep with me because my bed is only a queen size
Speaking of beds, we're going shopping for a new bedroom set this afternoon and we're thinking something Grande! @Bart Ell What is the difference between a King size and a Cali-King Size bed?
A REAL ASK. You're welcome. ;)
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Speaking of beds, we're going shopping for a new bedroom set this afternoon and we're thinking something Grande! @Bart Ell What is the difference between a King size and a Cali-King Size bed?
A REAL ASK. You're welcome. ;)
California Kings are bigger. You're in the land of real men now
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California Kings are bigger. You're in the land of real men now
Real men? Like the low frequency sissies I've seen around here in Everett? Please. If I handed these clowns an axe they'd chop their lil dicks off.
Thanks for the bed info. LOL "real men" she says..
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Real men? Like the low frequency sissies I've seen around here in Everett? Please. If I handed these clowns an axe they'd chop their lil dicks off.
Thanks for the bed info. LOL "real men" she says..
Haven't you seen all the big logging trucks? Maybe you need to go further south to see the really big logs. Like California Kings
Uhh.. How many Everett dicks have you seen already?
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Haven't you seen all the big logging trucks? Maybe you need to go further south to see the really big logs. Like California Kings
Uhh.. How many Everett dicks have you seen already?
You're preoccupied with "Big Logs" Don't go looking into the toilet after the logger does his business.
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Speaking of beds, we're going shopping for a new bedroom set this afternoon and we're thinking something Grande! @Bart Ell What is the difference between a King size and a Cali-King Size bed?
A REAL ASK. You're welcome. ;)
California Kings are longer, real kings have more girth.
We got the regular king and my feets have not had a place to call home ever since.
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Dear Bartinormous
Just how tall are you? In American
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You're preoccupied with "Big Logs" Don't go looking into the toilet after the logger does his business.
I love that song. Especially the intro
Coincidentally, I am trying to figure out logs on the 100 years thread. Think I will take a break and listen to this song
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Dear Bartinormous
Just how tall are you? In American
6'3 but shrinking.
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6'3 but shrinking.
Oooh! I'm 5'1" perfect! Why shrinkage?
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I love that song. Especially the intro
Coincidentally, I am trying to figure out logs on the 100 years thread. Think I will take a break and listen to this song
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? THE CAPTAINS LOG! @TigerLily
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Oooh! I'm 5'1" perfect! Why shrinkage?
It must be the height diet I have been on.
I used to be 6'4 but @KSM fat height shamed me to lose an inch.
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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? THE CAPTAINS LOG! @TigerLily
I would say you should take that act on the road but you already have
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It must be the height diet I have been on.
I used to be 6'4 but @KSM fat height shamed me to lose an inch.
He's just jealous because he's only 5'3". I tower over him in 4 inch heels
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It must be the height diet I have been on.
I used to be 6'4 but @KSM fat height shamed me to lose an inch.
Not that I care but check your pants. The lost inch may be a gained inch. Has to go somewhere, right?
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Not that I care but check your pants. The lost inch may be a gained inch. Has to go somewhere, right?
Extra prick?
UNHEARD OF!
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Bart,
With Rix's radio show on hiatus for a bit, I worry about this thread and the ability for me to get the questions that nag me answered. Will you be naming a locum here or should I rotate to the KSM thread?
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Bart,
With Rix's radio show on hiatus for a bit, I worry about this thread and the ability for me to get the questions that nag me answered. Will you be naming a locum here or should I rotate to the KSM thread?
Adjust your asking schedule to GMT+1 and you will not notice a difference.
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Adjust your asking schedule to GMT+1 and you will not notice a difference.
That can work. As of late I have been dealing with Messrs. Agostino and Tonino in Rome at work. Of course...I am on vacation until January 4th.
So I'll have get my asks in early. Maybe next time marry a Hawaiian?
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Maybe next time marry a Hawaiian?
It is not the location, it's my antiscoial nature.
And they are American.
One works at the US Embassy and the other is a university professor.
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It is not the location, it's my antiscoial nature.
And they are American.
One works at the US Embassy and the other is a university professor.
Ahhh. An Embassy gig. How nice. I once worked with a dude that dreamed of that very thing. Pushing papers 9 to 5 in some beautiful Euro city. It is quite the process to get one of those gigs. Took him years to get everything squared away and he finally got on some hire list. He said the only offer he got was for Kinshasha. He wanted to be hanging out in sidewalk cafe's, eating great food and screwing hot chicks but the best he could get was a chance to swelter in the heat and be locked in some compound hoping not to get truck bombed. He eventually ended up getting a gig with the state government here - got the work hours he wanted but not the locale.
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Extra prick?
UNHEARD OF!
Christmas miracle?
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Why do you ignore almost ALL of my 'Tell's? TELL me in my TELL thread. Oh, wait.. ok just tell me here.. @Bart Ell
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Why do you ignore almost ALL of my 'Tell's? TELL me in my TELL thread. Oh, wait.. ok just tell me here.. @Bart Ell
A tell is there to read, I had no idea you needed more than that.
I will now gold star all of the future ones.
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Christmas miracle?
@PolkaDot I've known plenty of pricks. I think you could classify almost all of them as unnecessary but hardly any of them as miracles
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@PolkaDot I've known plenty of pricks. I think you could classify almost all of them as unnecessary but hardly any of them as miracles
<<<< MIRACLE MAN
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<<<< MIRACLE MAN
I need a Miracle. How do I make an appointment? I'll pay extra for a rush job, time is a factor.
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I need a Miracle. How do I make an appointment? I'll pay extra for a rush job, time is a factor.
Hi Starr. Now you know if it really is a Miracle as @KSM seems to be bragging you don't want to rush it. By the way Merry Christmas 🎄 Starr. And you too KSM, whichever number you are on this by this time
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A tell is there to read, I had no idea you needed more than that.
I will now gold star all of the future ones.
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And I thought I was high maintenance ::)
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Hi Starr. Now you know if it really is a Miracle as @KSM seems to be bragging you don't want to rush it. By the way Merry Christmas 🎄 Starr. And you too KSM, whichever number you are on this by this time
At this point 1st Christmas approaches. So - Merry Christmas 🎄
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Bart,
Tough day. Looks like Dodge is pulling the plug on the Hemi (https://www.motorious.com/articles/features-3/dodge-cancelling-hemi-v8/). :'( Is it time to make an end of life buy? If so - Mopar B5 Blue, Destroyer Gray or Sublime Green?
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Bart,
Tough day. Looks like Dodge is pulling the plug on the Hemi (https://www.motorious.com/articles/features-3/dodge-cancelling-hemi-v8/). :'( Is it time to make an end of life buy? If so - Mopar B5 Blue, Destroyer Gray or Sublime Green?
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Green is the one that would make you least comfortable so pick that one.
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Dear Bart, did you write and perform this song? It’s kinda catchier than the original.
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Dear Bart, did you write and perform this song? It’s kinda catchier than the original.
I wish!
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Dear Bartender
Are there more smart people or stupid people posting at Ellgab?
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Dear Bartender
Are there more smart people or stupid people posting at Ellgab?
I have learned that even Rush fans can be smart in their own way.
They are probably good at math.
Also good at inventing things to use in place of a real vagina to make the sex with.
Like bags of warm Jell-O.
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So you can basically measure IQ by how much someone rocks out to Rush and how many inventive uses someone has for Jello. I had a co-worker once that had a serious thing for Rush. Never saw him eating lunch. He always ate elsewhere. Downright sinister
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I have learned that even Rush fans can be smart in their own way.
They are probably good at math.
Also good at inventing things to use in place of a real vagina to make the sex with.
Like bags of warm Jell-O.
Rumored Factoid: RUSH fans are the wealthiest of all hard rock/metal fans.
Sources: Rolling Stone & People Magazine.
I, am not a RUSH fan, however their talent ETC is undeniable AND YOU KNOW IT!
The TigerLady asks a ridiculous question out of a chosen ignorance.
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Dear Bart,
Why is this happening now that I am stateside? (blue lines) @Walks_At_Night may also be able to answer this. Didn't happen up in BC.
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Is a backyard plastic ice hockey rink that snaps together like Legos a legitimate hockey rink?
Even if it is located in a suburb of Toronto?
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Is a backyard plastic ice hockey rink that snaps together like Legos a legitimate hockey rink?
Even if it is located in a suburb of Toronto?
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Dear Bart,
Why is this happening now that I am stateside? (blue lines) @Walks_At_Night may also be able to answer this. Didn't happen up in BC.
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Looks like you have spme sort of spelling or grammar checker enabled that perhaps was not enabled before. Did you update or reset anything on your device recently? I doubt that your physical location has anything to with it. If you type up a post on another forum/site do you see the same behavior [You have to spell it that way now, not behaviour]? I'd guess that you will see it on other sites as well and that the change ocurred on your end.
I doubt that ellgab.com cares about where you are accessing the site from. Although a location aspect to the Who is Online feature could be cool.
People get stoked over on Godlike Productions when the Antarctica dude shows up and creeps around.
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So you can basically measure IQ by how much someone rocks out to Rush and how many inventive uses someone has for Jello. I had a co-worker once that had a serious thing for Rush. Never saw him eating lunch. He always ate elsewhere. Downright sinister
No.
That clearly said that even dumb Rush fans can be smart in the right circumstances.
Also - your coworker was obviously a nerdbot who did not have to eat like a human human.
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Is a backyard plastic ice hockey rink that snaps together like Legos a legitimate hockey rink?
Even if it is located in a suburb of Toronto?
It is.
Unless you allow figure skaters on it.
It then becomes a girlyrink!
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Bart,
In a recent live stream, George Senda revealed that he was a catcher in little league. After hitting a grand slam, two scouts from the Washington Senators approached him and offered to sign him when he was a bit older. All he had to do was look them up when he was of age. However, he moved and never could be bothered to follow up. Bart, since he he mentioned this it has haunted me.......
Pitched for four years in high school. Ran a million miles to keep my legs strong. Hours of fiddling with different grips and deliveries. Throwing through the shoulder and elbow pain. Suffering through the ice packs and painting your arm with that atomic heat stuff and dealing with agony of the liquid fire. Taking a line drive in the guts when some lefty bastard, held back on me and ripped a laser up the middle. All of that and what did it amount to? A little nibble from some small, smelly, liberal arts school in Ohio where I could have got a degree in sticking my thumb up my butt. That was it. Whereas Senda has a standing offer to play pro ball and couldn't be bothered to follow up.
Fast forward 30+ years to a few years ago and I'm playing catch with boys in the alley out back. Some of the young gym rats think they are all that but they don't really know what they are doing with a baseball. Sure, I'm a tubby old guy but I can still hurl. I let fly with a beautiful little slider and I fracture some 20 something Mo Fo' s hand. Inspired, I look up the local 50+ league as I figure it is just a bunch of dudes messing around, playing ball and having fun. It is not. Not at all. These boys are serious. Most of them played college ball at a high level and some spent time in the minors. Hell - they even had a Cuban. I throw on the side for about 15 minutes when their leader guy tells me that while I have good movement, I need better location and velocity and that I should take a hike. Dejected I drop my spikes in goodwill donation bin and put it aside forever.
Or so I thought. Now I am haunted by Senda's story. Tryouts are in February. Should I try and hurriedly get in shape and try again knowing that there is no chance or just swallow bitterness and be haunted by Senda's revelation?
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No.
That clearly said that even dumb Rush fans can be smart in the right circumstances.
Also - your coworker was obviously a nerdbot who did not have to eat like a human human.
Oh for fuck sakes. ::) You think Paul Shortino is a GOD. You don't have half a leg to stand on when it comes to judging fans. We're both immense SWORD fans. Whooo the FUCK is a SWORD fan???
Ya' got a problem with LA Guns?
I'll INDIAN leg wrestle you!
peace
hope you're having a nice Christmas season so far
dinkface
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Rumored Factoid: RUSH fans are the wealthiest of all hard rock/metal fans.
Sources: Rolling Stone & People Magazine.
I, am not a RUSH fan, however their talent ETC is undeniable AND YOU KNOW IT!
The TigerLady asks a ridiculous question out of a chosen ignorance.
I hate Rush. Geddy Lee sings like he wishes he was Chris Cornell but knows he doesn't have it. But that's just my opinion. My body. My choice
PS I like Sword. Too bad they are stuck in the wilds of Canada and no one gets to hear them. Sorry. Quota for one band from Canada only and Rush won the Lottery. Hosers
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I hate Rush. Geddy Lee sings like he wishes he was Chris Cornell but knows he doesn't have it. But that's just my opinion. My body. My choice
PS I like Sword. Too bad they are stuck in the wilds of Canada and no one gets to hear them. Sorry. Quota for one band from Canada only and Rush won the Lottery. Hosers
Well you couldn't have sucked a harder dick with that bullshit entry. You had no idea about a lowly metal band called SWORD until I mentioned it.
And ------- Rush existed long before Sound Garden and they continued to exist lonf after Sound Garden BECAUSE RUSH are NORMAL PEOPLE WHO DON'T KILL THEMSELVES!! You're analogy is bunk. Good Lord - I am not even a RUSH fan and you have me defending them but that is what their undeniable talent does, it forces honesty. It forces an open mind to respect something that it may not otherwise.. I gotta pee
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Oh for fuck sakes. ::) You think Paul Shortino is a GOD. You don't have half a leg to stand on when it comes to judging fans. We're both immense SWORD fans. Whooo the FUCK is a SWORD fan???
Rush sings about trees and nature.
Sword sings about following the wheel... WHEELS OF FIYAH!
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Bart,
In a recent live stream, George Senda revealed that he was a catcher in little league. After hitting a grand slam, two scouts from the Washington Senators approached him and offered to sign him when he was a bit older. All he had to do was look them up when he was of age. However, he moved and never could be bothered to follow up. Bart, since he he mentioned this it has haunted me.......
Pitched for four years in high school. Ran a million miles to keep my legs strong. Hours of fiddling with different grips and deliveries. Throwing through the shoulder and elbow pain. Suffering through the ice packs and painting your arm with that atomic heat stuff and dealing with agony of the liquid fire. Taking a line drive in the guts when some lefty bastard, held back on me and ripped a laser up the middle. All of that and what did it amount to? A little nibble from some small, smelly, liberal arts school in Ohio where I could have got a degree in sticking my thumb up my butt. That was it. Whereas Senda has a standing offer to play pro ball and couldn't be bothered to follow up.
Fast forward 30+ years to a few years ago and I'm playing catch with boys in the alley out back. Some of the young gym rats think they are all that but they don't really know what they are doing with a baseball. Sure, I'm a tubby old guy but I can still hurl. I let fly with a beautiful little slider and I fracture some 20 something Mo Fo' s hand. Inspired, I look up the local 50+ league as I figure it is just a bunch of dudes messing around, playing ball and having fun. It is not. Not at all. These boys are serious. Most of them played college ball at a high level and some spent time in the minors. Hell - they even had a Cuban. I throw on the side for about 15 minutes when their leader guy tells me that while I have good movement, I need better location and velocity and that I should take a hike. Dejected I drop my spikes in goodwill donation bin and put it aside forever.
Or so I thought. Now I am haunted by Senda's story. Tryouts are in February. Should I try and hurriedly get in shape and try again knowing that there is no chance or just swallow bitterness and be haunted by Senda's revelation?
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Find some Woodie Fryman footage and copy what he did.
That old goat used to move around chips in his elbow between pitches!
He would load the bases and then, somehow, get himself out of it.
Be Woodie!
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It forces an open mind to respect something that it may not otherwise..
Yes.
That is why I mentioned Rush fans may be dumb for liking them but can be smart in different areas - like math or avoiding HPV by never putting a human twat near their mouth or prick.
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Yes.
That is why I mentioned Rush fans may be dumb for liking them but can be smart in different areas - like math or avoiding HPV by never putting a human twat near their mouth or prick.
Humans don't have twats. Women do! And BTW that was their best album!
RUSH
human twat
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Rush appeals to the common denominator. Finding the lowest level. Yes. I know of Sword because you guys were discussing them and I was curious. Certainly wasn't on Top Ten Pop if there is such a thing
@KSM Watch your mouth or I will inform the Fake Moderator. And I am still mourning the passing of Chris Cornell. So tread softly
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Rush appeals to the common denominator. Finding the lowest level. Yes. I know of Sword because you guys were discussing them and I was curious. Certainly wasn't on Top Ten Pop if there is such a thing
@KSM Watch your mouth or I will inform the Fake Moderator. And I am still mourning the passing of Chris Cornell. So tread softly
I think it preferable to tread hardly.
RUSH appeals to the common denominator? Good Lord you're '00t ya' mind, Lily. Perhaps you meant AC/DC. You think chugs on the indian reservation sit around pounding warm canned beer to La Villa Strangiato?
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Bart,
What in the wild, wild, worlds of sports is going on over at the Rapture Ready Index (https://www.raptureready.com/rapture-ready-index/)? It claims to have been updated on December 20th, 2021. However the index is only 184 which is unchanged and where it has been for quite sometime. If I look at the lay of the land, I believe that the true index value should be 190. That value breaks the all-time record of 189 from October, 10th 2016. I think the Oil Supply/Price shoulde be a solid 5 over their value of 4. So that is a +1. The index for Drug Abuse is a 3 but I saw where Fentanyl OD's where a leading cause of death for some age groups. That has gotta be a 5 so we are now at a +3. Look at Gog (Russia) sitting at a measly 3! There is talk of Russia launching a Christmas Eve offensive into Ukraine with 100,000 guys from the Rompin' Stompin' Red Army. Sounds like a solid 5 to me. That gets us +5. There is no way Beast Government ain't a 5. Won't be long before you have to show you QR code on your phone to take a crap. So that gets us to +6 and the true value of 190. At a 191 value the tribulation is all systems go.
Why are they hucking? Do you think that deep down they do not want the tribulation to initiate over there? It would seem to be their core mission so I am confused. You don't think that Todd Strandberg is really a troll and he is just doing this to delay the healing hands being laid upon Senda's whammer do you?
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You don't think that Todd Strandberg is really a troll and he is just doing this to delay the healing hands being laid upon Senda's whammer do you?
Behold, I come quickly.
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My little JOYO tube amps won't power up. Transit? They got cold and froze up?
FUCK
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My little JOYO tube amps won't power up. Transit? They got cold and froze up?
FUCK
Usually crappy tube holders need a good jiggle.
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Usually crappy tube holders need a good jiggle.
Yep. Also possibly the fuse or fuse holder if there is one.
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Usually crappy tube holders need a good jiggle.
I have better results when someone else jiggles my tube.
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I have better results when someone else jiggles my tube.
Which 2 fingers do you like them to use?
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Usually crappy tube holders need a good jiggle.
Yep. Also possibly the fuse or fuse holder if there is one.
So just take them apart and jiggle stuff. ok
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Which 2 fingers do you like them to use?
No fingers, just stumps.
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Barthur,
If by some reason you are never allowed to return to the North American continent, can I have your stuff?
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Barthur,
If by some reason you are never allowed to return to the North American continent, can I have your stuff?
Why do you ask such a question?
Is Josey on a vacation far away?
Ahh, Can'tadah' is closed for business, travel, and life, due to a variant head cold.
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Barthur,
If by some reason you are never allowed to return to the North American continent, can I have your stuff?
You can but you will have to promise to water it.
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You can but you will have to promise to water it.
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Ever have a jagged toenail that catches on the bedding and almost rips your nail off?
oh the joy
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Ever have a jagged toenail that catches on the bedding and almost rips your nail off?
oh the joy
It hppened with a sock.
I had the sock killed.
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It hppened with a sock.
I had the sock killed.
You took it out in the desert and machinegunned it into oblivion? That's the only way to handle a sock that snitches on ya!
;D
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You took it out in the desert and machinegunned it into oblivion? That's the only way to handle a sock that snitches on ya!
;D
That sounds like work.
Once again - I had the sock killed.
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It hppened with a sock.
I had the sock killed.
Sock. KILLED BY DEATH!
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You haven't lived. Or wanted to kill more until you struggle putting on pantyhose. I hardly ever wear them but sometimes the occasion calls for them. Like a funeral. Get a run in them just putting them on. Then come home and hold a second funeral. Hopefully wity a pyre. Nothing burns like nylon
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You haven't lived. Or wanted to kill more until you struggle putting on pantyhose. I hardly ever wear them but sometimes the occasion calls for them. Like a funeral. Get a run in them just putting them on. Then come home and hold a second funeral. Hopefully wity a pyre. Nothing burns like nylon
Was there not a day when you had to wear them daily? Back in your corporate days. ? @TigerLily
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You haven't lived. Or wanted to kill more until you struggle putting on pantyhose. I hardly ever wear them but sometimes the occasion calls for them. Like a funeral. Get a run in them just putting them on. Then come home and hold a second funeral. Hopefully wity a pyre. Nothing burns like nylon
Wrong thread
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Wrong thread
Correct. Should be in the Christmas thread.
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You haven't lived. Or wanted to kill more until you struggle putting on pantyhose. I hardly ever wear them but sometimes the occasion calls for them. Like a funeral. Get a run in them just putting them on. Then come home and hold a second funeral. Hopefully wity a pyre. Nothing burns like nylon
Joe Namath never had a problem.
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Joe Namath never had a problem.
Sure he did, this is still on a TiVo of mine.
Sorry Bart.
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Bart,
Today was my first day back at work after being off for a few weeks. Learned that we have a new lady on our team. Don't have a problem working with women because I like women [Hell - I even married a women]. The thing is, she is a dead ringer for the abusive wife in the movie Dodgeball. She definitely has some intensity about her. Do you think it'll be okay?
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Was there not a day when you had to wear them daily? Back in your corporate days. ? @TigerLily
Ask Bart. It's his thread
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Ask Bart. It's his thread
Ok. I'll ask you in the other ask/tell thread. @TigerLily
.........Bart wore nylons during our weekend in Banff.
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Bart,
Today was my first day back at work after being off for a few weeks. Learned that we have a new lady on our team. Don't have a problem working with women because I like women [Hell - I even married a women]. The thing is, she is a dead ringer for the abusive wife in the movie Dodgeball. She definitely has some intensity about her. Do you think it'll be okay?
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I do not think it'll be ok.
If you do not show her you have a short fuse and have a lust for violence she will be pegging you with her favorite foot long dong in under 3 weeks.
If you do not want her to peg you then you need to give her the impression that you are willing to smack a bitch up if push came to shove.
If you want the pegging then carry on being pleasant @Walks_At_Night
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Ok. I'll ask you in the other ask/tell thread. @TigerLily
.........Bart wore nylons during our weekend in Banff.
Only because you begged.
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Bart,
There is a creepy truck parked out in front of my pad - it is marked as a "US Infrastructure Company" vehicle. There is a dude sitting inside, sucking on a chili dog, drinking a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper and looking suspicious. Do you think it is some sort of front for a Nazi Federal Agency preparing to disappear me off to a camp?
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Bart,
There is a creepy truck parked out in front of my pad - it is marked as a "US Infrastructure Company" vehicle. There is a dude sitting inside, sucking on a chili dog, drinking a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper and looking suspicious. Do you think it is some sort of front for a Nazi Federal Agency preparing to disappear me off to a camp?
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He's going to pee on your lawn, WAN. Maybe worse! :o
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He's going to pee on your lawn, WAN. Maybe worse! :o
OMG. I'd rather be disappeared!
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Bart,
There is a creepy truck parked out in front of my pad - it is marked as a "US Infrastructure Company" vehicle. There is a dude sitting inside, sucking on a chili dog, drinking a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper and looking suspicious. Do you think it is some sort of front for a Nazi Federal Agency preparing to disappear me off to a camp?
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You got this all wrong, sport.
They were sent to confirm your ability to identify what is in a Big Gulp cup from 100 feet away.
They need a man like you in the agency.
What agency? Yes.
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Bart,
Do you think this gentlleman ordered Kung POW?
https://twitter.com/terror_alarm/status/1479057016593293312
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Bart,
Do you think this gentlleman ordered Kung POW?
https://twitter.com/terror_alarm/status/1479057016593293312
Was that Black Friday?
Never cheap out on the doors.
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Bart,
Was just curious. Who was your favorite World War Two fascist mouth piece?
The icy Axis Sally/Germany, whom was also called the Bitch of Berlin:
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The super sassy Axis Sally/Italy, whom started her show with a "Hello suckers" and signed off with a "a sweet kiss from Sally":
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The chummy Tokyo Rose whom called herself Orphan Ann and played good tunes in between attempts at demoralizing you:
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Or the obscure Manila Myrtle whom apparently was quite the hottie:
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Bart,
Was just curious. Who was your favorite World War Two fascist mouth piece?
The icy Axis Sally/Germany, whom was also called the Bitch of Berlin:
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The super sassy Axis Sally/Italy, whom started her show with a "Hello suckers" and signed off with a "a sweet kiss from Sally":
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The chummy Tokyo Rose whom called herself Orphan Ann and played good tunes in between attempts at demoralizing you:
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Or the obscure Manila Myrtle whom apparently was quite the hottie:
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The Bitch of Berlin looks like a wild party.
Manila Myrtle could be a ladydude so you gots to be careful with all that.
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Bart,
I think I want one of these to use a hood ornament on my rig. Obviously that would totally rule. The question is whom to use as a soundtrack for it's rants? Senda? Alex Jones? Dietrich? Noory?
https://twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1482079071664230409
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Bart,
I think I want one of these to use a hood ornament on my rig. Obviously that would totally rule. The question is whom to use as a soundtrack for it's rants? Senda? Alex Jones? Dietrich? Noory?
https://twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1482079071664230409
The answer is always Sam Kinison.
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The answer is always Sam Kinison.
Of course! Absolutely perfect Bart!
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Bart, what do think about people who have never asked you anything? What if they can't think of anything to ask you?
Do you mind if people ask you about the weather?
Where you live?
Does it bug you when people ask "why is the sky blue" when it, in reality, isn't?
That's all for now. Do you mind if I ask you other stuff when I think of them?
Have a day!
;)
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Bart, what do think about people who have never asked you anything? What if they can't think of anything to ask you?
Do you mind if people ask you about the weather?
Where you live?
Does it bug you when people ask "why is the sky blue" when it, in reality, isn't?
That's all for now. Do you mind if I ask you other stuff when I think of them?
Have a day!
;)
Fools
That's no excuse.
Yes
No
Yes
No
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Bart,
This clip (https://leakedreality.com/video/31872/choose-your-preferred-siri-accent) made me laugh loud and strong. I'm a horrible person, aren't I?
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Bart,
This clip (https://leakedreality.com/video/31872/choose-your-preferred-siri-accent) made me laugh loud and strong. I'm a horrible person, aren't I?
You are but it has nothing to do with that video.
I'm still worse, though.
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Bart,
Have you asked yerself why , when you are driving the speed limit, you are holding up traffic? If not, why not?
What is yer opinion of the possibility of a human like sex bot?
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Bart,
Have you asked yerself why , when you are driving the speed limit, you are holding up traffic? If not, why not?
What is yer opinion of the possibility of a human like sex bot?
No because I am usually the asshole making you feel like you are holding up traffic.
I would prefer a human like sex bot to a horse, dog or cat like sex bot.
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No because I am usually the asshole making you feel like you are holding up traffic.
I would prefer a human like sex bot to a horse, dog or cat like sex bot.
Bart,
Would you pre-arrange disposal of that sex bot in the advent of your untimely demise? Disposal of large used sex items is quite a burden to drop on friends and family.
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Bart,
Would you pre-arrange disposal of that sex bot in the advent of your untimely demise? Disposal of large used sex items is quite a burden to drop on friends and family.
That would be selfish of me, Bairyn may sill want to use it.
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You are but it has nothing to do with that video.
I'm still worse, though.
LOL. I would replace that with my demon-possessed Alexa in a heartbeat. I finally had to trade her in. Hmm. That has me wondering. I better ask @Camazotz Automat
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If you put a little love and attention into the other 99.9% of your time with your partner. You would be amazed how much you wouldn't need a sexbot
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You would be amazed how much you wouldn't need a sexbot
You don't need powdered sugar on those strawberries but only an axe murderer would turn it down.
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You don't need powdered sugar on those strawberries but only an axe murderer would turn it down.
Odd coincidence. My grandpa used to say that all the time. With a knowing wink at grandma. We always made sure the axe was hidden if we ran out of powdered sugar
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Bart, was there any notable reason why karma is gone? I haven't found any info on it here.
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Bart, was there any notable reason why karma is gone? I haven't found any info on it here.
I would say you have not looked hard enough.
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You don't need powdered sugar on those strawberries but only an axe murderer would turn it down.
Why would an axe murderer not want powdered sugar on strawberries? This is not understandable. Why?
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Why would an axe murderer not want powdered sugar on strawberries? This is not understandable. Why?
Technically Lizzie Borden was a hatchet murderer.
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Bart, was there any notable reason why karma is gone? I haven't found any info on it here.
@Sofia
Don't look for anything on it. He just took it away one day but I can assure you that all is intact behind the curtain. Every Karmic Score is exactly as it was so when/if it is restored you will not have lost (or gained) anything. Karmically fitting that we all break even.
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Why would an axe murderer not want powdered sugar on strawberries? This is not understandable. Why?
That's something an axe murderer would ask!
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So, TOUQUE is primarily a cover band. ? Their single is pretty good but they are.. a cover band. One would think they would cover Limelight before What Kind Of Love Is This.
However one must appreciate what they do. cool
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So, TOUQUE is primarily a cover band. ? Their single is pretty good but they are.. a cover band. One would think they would cover Limelight before What Kind Of Love Is This.
However one must appreciate what they do. cool
It started as a side project for them whenever they were not touring with their main bands.
Since they have not been touring for the last 2 years they had time to write songs and the next release will be mostly originals.
They already do too much Rush...
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@Bart Ell are all of the Hortons in Ottawa being shut down this weekend?
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@Bart Ell are all of the Hortons in Ottawa being shut down this weekend?
50,000 trucks and millions of people would do that....
The real world 250 trucks is just regular traffic going to a week night hockey game.
https://twitter.com/davidakin/status/1487107741755838466
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50,000 trucks and millions of people would do that....
The real world 250 trucks is just regular traffic going to a week night hockey game.
https://twitter.com/davidakin/status/1487107741755838466
Of course I am 100 percent behind the cause but I have no idea what the hell they plan to do when they reach their destination.
An ASK - are you still overseas or are you home yet?
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Are they all going to a Toque concert? Or is this just the usual welcome home party when you have been gone awhile?
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An ASK - are you still overseas or are you home yet?
Going home in 2 weeks... if not then it will be 5 weeks.
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Are they all going to a Toque concert? Or is this just the usual welcome home party when you have been gone awhile?
Every single member of Toque has been in Slash's band but never more than 3 at a time.
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Going home in 2 weeks... if not then it will be 5 weeks.
If the Rompin' Stompin' Red Army makes its move before then, will you wave at them as they drive westward to enjoy the pleasures of Paris?
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If the Rompin' Stompin' Red Army makes its move before then, will you wave at them as they drive westward to enjoy the pleasures of Paris?
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I will talk to them about my favorite hockey team ever - The Soviet Red Army team that included Fetisov, Kasatonov, Makarov, Krutov, Larionov and Tretiak.
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I will talk to them about my favorite hockey team ever - The Soviet Red Army team that included Fetisov, Kasatonov, Makarov, Krutov, Larionov and Tretiak.
Tell Igor and Slava that I said hi.
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50,000 trucks and millions of people would do that....
The real world 250 trucks is just regular traffic going to a week night hockey game.
https://twitter.com/davidakin/status/1487107741755838466
Hope nobody gets hurt and it just lets some patriots let off a little steam.
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Hope nobody gets hurt and it just lets some patriots let off a little steam.
Patriots?
That's not how you spell crybabies.
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Patriots?
That's not how you spell crybabies.
He was talking about something you wouldn't understand, sissy boy.
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He was talking about something you wouldn't understand, sissy boy.
Were you wearing your apron when you typed that?
Don't forget to get the pot roast out of the oven by 5.
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Were you wearing your apron when you typed that?
Don't forget to get the pot roast out of the oven by 5.
I MADE LEMON CRUSTED SALMON WITH BAKED FINGERLING POTATOES AND SEASONABLE VEGETABLES! pretty yummy :P
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Hope nobody gets hurt and it just lets some patriots let off a little steam.
Oh no! "Patriots" in Canada? I thought they were smarter than that
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We need an "anti-idiot" vaccine. The stupidity seems to be spreading
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I MADE LEMON CRUSTED SALMON WITH BAKED FINGERLING POTATOES AND SEASONABLE VEGETABLES! pretty yummy :P
Men belong in the kitchen. Not messin with things they don't understand
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Men belong in the kitchen. Not messin with things they don't understand
In addition to cutting up and splitting 5’ long lengths of oak and cedar to use in tipi ceremonies and splitting a half cord of 24†oak logs for my wood stove, I baked a loaf of gluten free bread to surprise my significant other.
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Men belong in the kitchen. Not messin with things they don't understand
Enter the Bo Jangles Pelosi touting baboon.
In addition to cutting up and splitting 5’ long lengths of oak and cedar to use in tipi ceremonies and splitting a half cord of 24†oak logs for my wood stove, I baked a loaf of gluten free bread to surprise my significant other.
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Looks very nice, GS.
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Enter the Bo Jangles Pelosi touting baboon.
Looks very nice, GS.
I even washed my hands with soap when I would go inside to work on the bread.
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Nice testosterone men's work. Nothing too intellectual. Good. Good
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Does gluten free mean wheat free? @GravitySucks
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Does gluten free mean wheat free? @GravitySucks
It means he made soiboi commie bread!
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Does gluten free mean wheat free? @GravitySucks
@JUAN yep. The GF can’t eat gluten. She really misses a good bread to have for a treat once in awhile. A friend of mine made a loaf of “no knead†bread last September when I was visiting in Land O Lakes. I’ve been trying to simulate her results using various gluten free ingredients. This is a list of the ingredients in the flour I used:
Sweet brown rice flour
Brown rice flour
Tapioca starch
Arrowroot powder
Sorghum flour
Xanthan gum
In addition to that I added in some corn flour and corn meal. This is the best loaf I’ve baked so far but it is still a tad too dense for my tastes but she likes it.
My friend’s recipe didn’t have any sugar in it so I figured that’s why mine weren’t rising. Sugar by itself didn’t seem to help much. Since she was using self rising flour, I added some baking powder into this batch. That seems to have helped quite a bit.
I’ve used a different type of gluten free flour before. I’m pretty sure it was cassava. That turned out ok too.
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You might try some baking soda as well as baking powder. One rises from water, the other from heat. I forget which is which.
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Bart,
Looks like Ivan even has shitters lined up and ready to go on this Ukraine thing. I had thought it was just a bunch of hype but bright blue, non-camo shitters seem very ominous. What do you think?
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1487505180455227394
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Bart,
Looks like Ivan even has shitters lined up and ready to go on this Ukraine thing. I had thought it was just a bunch of hype but bright blue, non-camo shitters seem very ominous. What do you think?
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1487505180455227394
Micarah Tewers says they have the best lighting for selfies so my bet is that they plan on lots of picture taking.
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@Sofia
Don't look for anything on it. He just took it away one day but I can assure you that all is intact behind the curtain. Every Karmic Score is exactly as it was so when/if it is restored you will not have lost (or gained) anything. Karmically fitting that we all break even.
Good to know. Are you a hacker?
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Good to know. Are you a hacker?
A hacker, no. I'm a friendly asshole. :)
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Bart,
What happens when it is time to go poo (https://v.redd.it/upsjbqd161g81/DASH_720.mp4)? I'm freaked out!
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Bart,
What happens when it is time to go poo (https://v.redd.it/upsjbqd161g81/DASH_720.mp4)? I'm freaked out!
In the box with the key?
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In the box with the key?
I don't know man. I don't know! What the hell is the matter with people?
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What the hell is the matter with people?
Boredom. Loss of God. Aimless and selfish. Lustful. :'(
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Bart,
What happens when it is time to go poo (https://v.redd.it/upsjbqd161g81/DASH_720.mp4)? I'm freaked out!
Hopefully it kills them.
I gots no time for that anime nonsense.
Buncha creepy fucks.
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Boredom. Loss of God. Aimless and selfish. Lustful. :'(
You make it sound like a bad thing. ???
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Why can't I change my avatar? Am I to be stuck in couture forever? A girl's gotta have some downtime. :(
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Why can't I change my avatar? Am I to be stuck in couture forever? A girl's gotta have some downtime. :(
Nevertheless. Nice to see you back @PolkaDot
@anniem Made a recent appearance as well. Now just have to worry about FISH.
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Why can't I change my avatar? Am I to be stuck in couture forever? A girl's gotta have some downtime. :(
Why can't you?
I know the nerds have been turning things off and on to get some new features working but I need more detail on what went wrong.
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Nevertheless. Nice to see you back @PolkaDot
@anniem Made a recent appearance as well. Now just have to worry about FISH.
Thank you, Walks. Next time we'll be sure to invite you on vacation ;)
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Why can't you?
I know the nerds have been turning things off and on to get some new features working but I need more detail on what went wrong.
Sorry, Stretch, I think (for once) it was a me problem not a you problem. I switched browsers and was able to access and attach files. For some reason I'm not able to do it in Chrome. I don't want to get the Nerds in trouble. I love a good Nerd.
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Nevertheless. Nice to see you back @PolkaDot
@anniem Made a recent appearance as well. Now just have to worry about FISH.
Back? she's always back. She goes on a bender for a few weeks and then comes back after exhausting funds and relationships to the breaking point.
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@Bart Ell You still mad a at ham?
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@Bart Ell You still mad at ham?
Something was not sitting right with the original question. Answer!
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Back? she's always back. She goes on a bender for a few weeks and then comes back after exhausting funds and relationships to the breaking point.
Why are you holding a grudge? It's not like I didn't get you back on the bus safe and sound and headed towards home. It's not my fault you didn't get proper permission from the powers that be. And I told you not to talk to that weird transvestite chick with the mismatched shoes, nothing good was going to come of that but you seemed to be having a good time so who am I to judge?
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@Bart Ell You still mad a at ham?
Ham is still the basic bitch of all meats.
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Ham is still the basic bitch of all meats.
Fair enough.
Ok, what are you thoughts on Mark Hamill??
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Why do I always feel a vague sense of unease when I drink Knob Creek Rye?
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Why do I always feel a vague sense of unease when I drink Knob Creek Rye?
Asks the guy to the absentee landlord who doesn't drink. ::)
When will you learn?
I could have answered your question.
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Why do I always feel a vague sense of unease when I drink Knob Creek Rye?
There was a quarterback in your high school named Ryan who you had confusing feelings about.
You didn't want to fuck him but you did dream of resting your head on his chest.
You were confused by these feelings but you also never felt so alive.
Does all Rye make you think of him? No, just the one with knob in the name.
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Bart,
A lady that can pull in a big, smelly, thousand pound Tuna by herself (https://v.redd.it/yxpfe9tgxgg81/DASH_360.mp4). Hot or not?
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Bart,
A lady that can pull in a big, smelly, thousand pound Tuna by herself (https://v.redd.it/yxpfe9tgxgg81/DASH_360.mp4). Hot or not?
Depends.
I would need to see her tits before making a ruling.
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How dare you enjoy something!
From the tell anything thread.
Now for here.
Is there some reason I should care about millionaire sports ball players throwing around a ball that doesn't roll or bounce properly, so billionaire sports ball team owners, make more money?
Is there a reason to care if all sports ball disappeared and was never found again?
Do these sports balls people have anything us Normies could loot or use when the burning times come?
How come so many of these sports ball people seem to beat on thier wymyn folk? Drive drunk and destroy million dollar vehicles?
Why?
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From the tell anything thread.
Now for here.
Is there some reason I should care about millionaire sports ball players throwing around a ball that doesn't roll or bounce properly, so billionaire sports ball team owners, make more money?
Is there a reason to care if all sports ball disappeared and was never found again?
Do these sports balls people have anything us Normies could loot or use when the burning times come?
How come so many of these sports ball people seem to beat on thier wymyn folk? Drive drunk and destroy million dollar vehicles?
Why?
This is all very unChristian of you.
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This is all very unChristian of you.
Why is it un-Christian? Christians are allowed to ask questions and to seek the truth. There is nothing un about it, to my knowledge. Please enlighten me.
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Why is it un-Christian? Christians are allowed to ask questions and to seek the truth. There is nothing un about it, to my knowledge. Please enlighten me.
Rich Corinthian 69 - "Judge not your fellow man and the womens he beats and the leathers he seats lest ye be judgetheded thine own self"
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Rich Corinthian 69 - "Judge not your fellow man and the womens he beats and the leathers he seats lest ye be judgetheded thine own self"
Listen, Fella!!!
You leave Senior Montalban out of this!!! Also, I am a poor man, the seats in my pick-up are cloth.
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... Is there a reason to care if all sports ball disappeared and was never found again?...
Yes. For the euphoria
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@Bart Ell I have a question for you. Are you still alive and kicking??
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@Bart Ell I have a question for you. Are you still alive and kicking??
Why would I be kicking?
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Why would I be kicking?
Kicking Hippie’s asses and raising hell…
Jerry Jeff Walker
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Why would I be kicking?
Dog attack?
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Bart,
I am hearing tales that you did the Fear and Loathing in Basel (https://v.redd.it/eagjqok1vzk81/DASH_1080.mp4) thing during your trip. Is it true?
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So Bart, where you at on this?
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What is RGOTR? @Bart Ell
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What is RGOTR? @Bart Ell
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=766.0
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@Bart Ell are you planning to send Falkie to Russia so Falkie will be Comrade Putin's problem?
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@Bart Ell are you planning to send Falkie to Russia so Falkie will be Comrade Putin's problem?
I can't afford the freight.
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I can't afford the freight.
OK, I understand.
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You could my question.
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@Bart Ell any Annie Lennox stories worth sharing?
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@Bart Ell any Annie Lennox stories worth sharing?
I don't think I ever met her.
I do believe this was one of the greatest live performances ever, though.
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@Bart Ell, for tonight’s show do you remember it is now EDT not EST?
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@Bart Ell, for tonight’s show do you remember it is now EDT not EST?
This is my Second Christmas!
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@Bart Ell What's new with you?
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Bart,
Have you ever seen a Samurai get savaged by a pack of nerds before (https://v.redd.it/j5eb2jxavcn81/DASH_480.mp4)?
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Bart,
Have you ever seen a Samurai get savaged by a pack of nerds before (https://v.redd.it/j5eb2jxavcn81/DASH_480.mp4)?
Not until now!
There was even what looked like a bit of sodomy at the end.
ALSO IN THE END BECAUSE THT'S WHAT SODOMY IS!
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Looked to me like the samurai was looking for it. All's well that Ends well in the End
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Hey Barterator, make your telephone talk to me! Why did you move the gas price thread? I am assuming that you did it because I damned well didn't.
It's disheartening, man. Being undercut like this is like working again!
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Hey Barterator, make your telephone talk to me! Why did you move the gas price thread? I am assuming that you did it because I damned well didn't.
It's disheartening, man. Being undercut like this is like working again!
Shitters shit it up.
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Ok, did you know about the Triumph (Rock n' Roll Machine) documentary? I just found out about it a few days ago. Must see it! Must, Follow My Heart.
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Ok, did you know about the Triumph (Rock n' Roll Machine) documentary? I just found out about it a few days ago. Must see it! Must, Follow My Heart.
Yeah, I was sent a copy about a year ago.
I will say more when you have seen it.
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Hey Bart, why didn't you or @KSM inform me of the Triumph documentary? I do recall the three of us making some comments about the band a while back. Is it because I'm not Canadian? :( I'm just and Ordinary Man, so I'll Hold On and wait for the reply. Whenever that may come. I'm patient. I suspect we are Allied Forces.
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Hey Bart, why didn't you or @KSM inform me of the Triumph documentary? I do recall the three of us making some comments about the band a while back. Is it because I'm not Canadian? :( I'm just and Ordinary Man, so I'll Hold On and wait for the reply. Whenever that may come. I'm patient. I suspect we are Allied Forces.
@ShayP Go to the tell/ask another member thread.
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I’ve been boycotting poutine my entire life. Are they calling for boycotts in Canackistan?
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/french-restaurant-threatened-patrons-poutine-putin
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I’ve been boycotting poutine my entire life. Are they calling for boycotts in Canackistan?
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/french-restaurant-threatened-patrons-poutine-putin
Have you been boycotting poutine because it is made with french fries and not the freedom fries you prefer down there in Northern Mexico?
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Bart.
Did you know that the old "Look in. Look out." works on royalty as well? (https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PoshRegalGrison-mobile.mp4)
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Bart.
Did you know that the old "Look in. Look out." works on royalty as well? (https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PoshRegalGrison-mobile.mp4)
When I was in first grade there was a singing group that came to entertain us.
They wore long white robes... looking back on it they may have been a cult.
This one lady with lovely long hair bent over to ask if we had any questions.
Your pal Bart had many questions and kept putting his hand up.
I think it was at around the fourth question that she realized I was looking at her braless boobies.
She did not mention it but made a slight adjustment that blocked my full view while answering question number 5.
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Bart.
Did you know that the old "Look in. Look out." works on royalty as well? (https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PoshRegalGrison-mobile.mp4)
Hardly seemed worth the effort
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Hardly seemed worth the effort
It is always worth the effort.
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When I was in first grade there was a singing group that came to entertain us.
They wore long white robes... looking back on it they may have been a cult.
This one lady with lovely long hair bent over to ask if we had any questions.
Your pal Bart had many questions and kept putting his hand up.
I think it was at around the fourth question that she realized I was looking at her braless boobies.
She did not mention it but made a slight adjustment that blocked my full view while answering question number 5.
Did you ever look up a teacher's skirt?
I have.
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Did you ever look up a teacher's skirt?
I have.
No.
I didn't really care about the lower stuff.
TOO SWEATY!
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Uhm Bart. You people doing okay up there? :o
https://twitter.com/TheRealKeean/status/1504847690739331077
What if the Yoopers surge across the river and unite the two Sault Ste. Marie's into one entity?
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Bart.
Did you know that the old "Look in. Look out." works on royalty as well? (https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PoshRegalGrison-mobile.mp4)
lolol. Aristocracy. Perverts. Hey @Walks_At_Night Here's a true corporate story for your book you should be writing. I had to testify in a court case when a colleague sued our company. She was laid off while she was pregnant. She countersued saying she was forced to leave due to hostile environment. She and I had a running joke that we should get t-shirts made saying "We need new computers", because the boss never looked us in the eye. But would definitely get the message if it was emblazoned across our chests. Yes I had to testify to that and of other misbehaviors in open court. At one point the defense attorney asked, " but didn't you testify in your affidavit that you didn't consider X a hostile environment? ". I answered "Well, yes. But you just have to be tough and ignore it if you are a woman and want to work here. But it really is". The lawyer stared at me. Turned around. "No more questions"
All true
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What if the Yoopers surge across the river and unite the two Sault Ste. Marie's into one entity?
Not worried.
While your country was busy cosplaying Patriots and Resisters (your updated version of Cowboys and Indians) we built a wall.
We managed to make it in record time because it is only 2.5 feet high.
You guys are known to be lazy so that was deterrent enough.
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lolol. Aristocracy. Perverts. Hey @Walks_At_Night Here's a true corporate story for your book you should be writing. I had to testify in a court case when a colleague sued our company. She was laid off while she was pregnant. She countersued saying she was forced to leave due to hostile environment. She and I had a running joke that we should get t-shirts made saying "We need new computers", because the boss never looked us in the eye. But would definitely get the message if it was emblazoned across our chests. Yes I had to testify to that and of other misbehaviors in open court. At one point the defense attorney asked, " but didn't you testify in your affidavit that you didn't consider X a hostile environment? ". I answered "Well, yes. But you just have to be tough and ignore it if you are a woman and want to work here. But it really is". The lawyer stared at me. Turned around. "No more questions"
All true
My boss sexually harasses me every day but I have never thought of taking me to court.
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lolol. Aristocracy. Perverts. Hey @Walks_At_Night Here's a true corporate story for your book you should be writing. I had to testify in a court case when a colleague sued our company. She was laid off while she was pregnant. She countersued saying she was forced to leave due to hostile environment. She and I had a running joke that we should get t-shirts made saying "We need new computers", because the boss never looked us in the eye. But would definitely get the message if it was emblazoned across our chests. Yes I had to testify to that and of other misbehaviors in open court. At one point the defense attorney asked, " but didn't you testify in your affidavit that you didn't consider X a hostile environment? ". I answered "Well, yes. But you just have to be tough and ignore it if you are a woman and want to work here. But it really is". The lawyer stared at me. Turned around. "No more questions"
All true
Ugh. I could only imagine how unpleasant testifying in court would be. My only experience along those lines was a jury duty summons. That was wild enough. The old guy that was fine in the waiting room was suddenly stone cold deaf - hand to the ear "Eh?" deaf. Dismissed. The young Asian lady whom was also fine in the waiting room all of a sudden turned into a Japanese school girl - hand over the mouth, laughing, shaking head, "'scuse. No Engrish". Dismissed. The black lady gets questioned by the defense guy "Don't I know you from some where?" "Yes you do. You represented my ex during our divorce. That Son of Bitch has not paid child support in three years". Dismissed. They asked me about my profession. Dismissed. Changed my voters registration to Libertarian and have been bothered no more. ;)
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Did Goodstein recently get fired? He was the 911 looter!
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Did Goodstein recently get fired? He was the 911 looter!
I think it has been about 10 years.
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Dear Bart,
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
And I'll take my answer off the air.
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Dear Bart,
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
And I'll take my answer off the air.
Zucchini paradise robot Nottingham.
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... a jury duty summons...
I started getting them every year, finally I threw the last one away. Haven't heard from them since.
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I think it has been about 10 years.
He was a fucking snake in the grass, that guy. Gave Shuli the baby clothes and wanted them back, way back in 2010. That's just one incident.
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He was a fucking snake in the grass, that guy. Gave Shuli the baby clothes and wanted them back, way back in 2010. That's just one incident.
Shuli was the worst staff member ever on the show.
Nothing likable about him.
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Hi Bart,
After 16 years of marriage, is finding out that your spouse sucked 100+ dicks before getting hitched a big deal, or is my wife just over-reacting?
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Hi Bart,
After 16 years of marriage, is finding out that your spouse sucked 100+ dicks before getting hitched a big deal, or is my wife just over-reacting?
Wait. I know this is only a double compound sentence. But I'm having difficulty figuring it out. Who did what to whom when? And is it an issue? The Bart will know
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Wait. I know this is only a double compound sentence. But I'm having difficulty figuring it out. Who did what to whom when? And is it an issue? The Bart will know
:o ::) >:(
Thanks for crapping on my joke, sugarbuns.
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:o ::) >:(
Thanks for crapping all over my joke, sugarbuns.
Oh c'mon Mr. Muscle. I just added that soupçon of wide-eyed innocence it needed. Makes it even better
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Oh c'mon Mr. Muscle. I just added that soupçon of wide-eyed innocence it needed. Makes it even better
The idea is valid enough, but it requires a more credible agent of innocence.
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Hi Bart,
After 16 years of marriage, is finding out that your spouse sucked 100+ dicks before getting hitched a big deal, or is my wife just over-reacting?
It depends on how many of those dicks were bigger than hers.
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It depends on how many of those dicks were bigger than hers.
@Bart Ell knows how to make it even better.
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@Bart Ell knows how to make it even better.
Ladyboys are people too.
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Ladyboys are people too.
...and @ShayP sometimes needed to be comforted (https://v.redd.it/mjxh6ixnblo81/DASH_240.mp4) by teacher.
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...and @ShayP sometimes needed to be comforted (https://v.redd.it/mjxh6ixnblo81/DASH_240.mp4) by teacher.
Proving ladyboys can be teachers, too.
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...and @ShayP sometimes needed to be comforted (https://v.redd.it/mjxh6ixnblo81/DASH_240.mp4) by teacher.
LOL! That kid achieved his goal. The raised eyebrows at the end...priceless. ;D
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:o ::) >:(
Thanks for crapping on my joke, sugarbuns.
Sugarbuns? ??? ::)
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...and @ShayP sometimes needed to be comforted (https://v.redd.it/mjxh6ixnblo81/DASH_240.mp4) by teacher.
That was a better reward than an Oscar
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Dedicated to the debauched Shay.
There’s no turning back. ;)
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The idea is valid enough, but it requires a more credible agent of innocence.
Hmm. Point taken
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Sugarbuns? ??? ::)
You bond quickly in the trenches of Politics
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You bond quickly in the trenches of Politics
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Amen Girlfriend. I think the Falkie thread might be even better for one's sanity
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Amen Girlfriend. I think the Falkie thread might be even better for one's sanity
Where else could you learn about the sick things Doctor Jonas Salk did to Baby Tony?
THE SALK SHOCKER!
IS THIS THE TECHNIQUE HE USED ON YOUNG TONY?
DID YOUNG TONY HAVE BALLS AND PINK?
IS THAT YOUNG TONY PERIOD BLOOD ON HIS FINGER?
SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!
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"You cup the balls with your right hand and then BOOM! 2 in the pink and one in the stink" - Jonas Salk
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Where else could you learn about the sick things Doctor Jonas Salk did to Baby Tony?
No! Please! My eyes!! My eyes!! I take it back
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Ladyboys are people too.
They're great swimmers!
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They're great swimmers!
You would know
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You would know
Talk about a disconnect. Good Lord! Just fucking be nice for once would ya please!
Get on your treadmill!
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They're great swimmers!
I have crunched the numbers and came to the conclusion that 97% of the people who insult ladyboys do so because said ladyboys are hotter than any beast they have been with.
You can trust my numbers because they have been crunched.
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Now why do you automatically assume I mean disrespect? Some of my best friends are ladyboys. Not only are they great swimmers but wonderful dancers. And can drink anyone under the table
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I have crunched the numbers and came to the conclusion that 97% of the people who insult ladyboys do so because said ladyboys are hotter than any beast they have been with.
You can trust my numbers because they have been crunched.
Well if that's the case, thank God I didn't insult Lia the female swimming sensation with a cock.
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Well if that's the case, thank God I didn't insult Lia the female swimming sensation with a cock.
I know Lia. She's a nice guy. Very misunderstood
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I thought this was an "Ask" thread. I don't know what is real anymore.
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Dedicated to the debauched Shay.
There’s no turning back. ;)
LOL! You are correct. No turning back. ;)
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Sugarbuns? ??? ::)
You should hear my nickname for Bart.
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They're great swimmers!
Do you find that it's harder to be funny since you started posting again?
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I know Lia. She's a nice guy. Very misunderstood
Oh it's understood alright. AS A MEDIOCRE MALE SWIMMER!
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Oh it's understood alright. AS A MEDIOCRE MALE SWIMMER!
I thought that the "new schtik" of all caps typing and filling your diaper with rage wasn't working. When you woke up this morning, were you feeling pretty dangerous? You irascible dwarfman, you.
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I thought that the "new schtik" of all caps typing and filling your diaper with rage wasn't working. When you woke up this morning, were you feeling pretty dangerous? You irascible dwarfman, you.
And speaking of mediocre. ::)
Nobody said anything about ALL CAPS YOU FUCKING DILDO. CAPS ARE GOOD! YOU SUCK in lower AND UPPER.
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Bart,
How can a podcast with Dana Carvey, David Spade and Johnny Knoxville (https://www.iheart.com/podcast/274-fly-on-the-wall-with-dana-91313483/episode/johnny-knoxville-93284049/) be so boring and dry?
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Bart,
How can a podcast with Dana Carvey, David Spade and Johnny Knoxville (https://www.iheart.com/podcast/274-fly-on-the-wall-with-dana-91313483/episode/johnny-knoxville-93284049/) be so boring and dry?
I'm not Bart but I will take a shot at answering this question...
Carvey: Dumb
Spade: Dumber
Knoxville: Dumberer
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Bart,
Can you make it all the way through to the end? I made it to 18 minutes and 32 seconds and now have a pain in my head.
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Sir Bart:
I think that it's safe to assume that the average person has masturbated more times than he or she has had sex. Assuming that this is the case, what’s a normal and healthy ratio of the number of times you use the self-checkout as opposed to going to the cashier? 3:1? 5:1? (We are talking the average person here -- Garth would have to be Wilt fuckin Chamberlain to hit a 5:1 ratio, for example)
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Bart,
How can a podcast with Dana Carvey, David Spade and Johnny Knoxville (https://www.iheart.com/podcast/274-fly-on-the-wall-with-dana-91313483/episode/johnny-knoxville-93284049/) be so boring and dry?
How? It's not 1992.
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Bart,
Can you make it all the way through to the end? I made it to 18 minutes and 32 seconds and now have a pain in my head.
I finished after 87 seconds.
To be fair I was already chubbed up when I started watching it.
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Sir Bart:
I think that it's safe to assume that the average person has masturbated more times than he or she has had sex. Assuming that this is the case, what’s a normal and healthy ratio of the number of times you use the self-checkout as opposed to going to the cashier? 3:1? 5:1? (We are talking the average person here -- Garth would have to be Wilt fuckin Chamberlain to hit a 5:1 ratio, for example)
As a deviant I know very little about normal and healthy.
If we are going for a lifetime number I would guess it is 6:1 for most.
People who have been with someone for most of their lives in a normal and healthy relationship may be at 4:1
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Garth would have to be Wilt fuckin Chamberlain
Definitely. But no wilting to speak of.
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So Bart, the Quebecois Minister of Health calls me up. All hysterical and shit, right? Fm what I can gather fm his purty france talking mouf, is that he needs my testosterone. He feels that if he can get a donation fm me, stab Justine in the ass with it, and use Savate to Savate his ass out of the area, he might, just might, get some manliness outta Justine.
What do you think? Should I accept payment through NFT's, bitcoin or good old mf'n poontang poutine, fucking money?
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So Bart, the Quebecois Minister of Health calls me up. All hysterical and shit, right? Fm what I can gather fm his purty france talking mouf, is that he needs my testosterone. He feels that if he can get a donation fm me, stab Justine in the ass with it, and use Savate to Savate his ass out of the area, he might, just might, get some manliness outta Justine.
What do you think? Should I accept payment through NFT's, bitcoin or good old mf'n poontang poutine, fucking money?
Did they call you at the mall?
How long did it take you to get to the phone on your segway?
Did you have to toot your horn on your segway in order to get through the crowd at Cinnabon?
So many questions, Pal Blart, so many questions!
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Bart,
Been looking at getting a Sauna for the house here. They are expensive but this one is quite affordable. Thoughts?
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Bart,
Been looking at getting a Sauna for the house here. They are expensive but this one is quite affordable. Thoughts?
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Looks more like a sex box that would help @ShayP sleep.
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Bart,
Been looking at getting a Sauna for the house here. They are expensive but this one is quite affordable. Thoughts?
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ORrrrr
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Looks more like a sex box that would help @ShayP sleep.
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What's the point of the gloryholes leg holes?
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What's the point of the gloryholes leg holes?
I don't know man. I don't know
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What's the point of the gloryholes leg holes?
Must be for that added “Stinky foot action.†Notice the smile on the lady inside the box.
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“Stinky foot action.â€
LOLOL! That was judas Warrant's worst album.
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Must be for that added “Stinky foot action.†Notice the smile on the lady inside the box.
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@ShayP
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@ShayP
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Ha!
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@ShayP
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Well, @KSM so much for me recovering from my PTSD any time soon. :-\ ;)
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@Bart Ell are you getting northern lights tonight?
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@Bart Ell are you getting northern lights tonight?
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Np, I don't think you see them at the broken leg of the great lake penguin.
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Np, I don't think you see them at the broken leg of the great lake penguin.
Just wondering. I’ve seen them before in West Virginia. Saw them twice in Plattsburgh. They were saying it might be visible in T Town if the skies were clear.
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Just wondering. I’ve seen them before in West Virginia. Saw them twice in Plattsburgh. They were saying it might be visible in T Town if the skies were clear.
I sometimes see Lake Ontario glowing from the chemicals Kodak dumped into it.
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I sometimes see Lake Ontario glowing from the chemicals Kodak dumped into it.
Could be the origins for this stuff…
https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1509599345255100417
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Did they call you at the mall?
How long did it take you to get to the phone on your segway?
Did you have to toot your horn on your segway in order to get through the crowd at Cinnabon?
So many questions, Pal Blart, so many questions!
No. He used the direct line to the payphone in the public shitter my office. And I can't go near Cinnabon anymore. Not since I gave Felchie a donation towards his gym membership. AND THEN talked shit about by THE FAT ONE (tm pending) whether or not I could afford to buy cinnabon for my daughter.
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Bart,
Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out and about but due home soon. I have your masterpiece pulled up on the TV in an endless loop with the volume on 11 and have hidden the remote deep in the couch cushions [plausible deniability and all of that]. I think I will now walkover to a nearby establishment and order a bottle of beer along with a bowl of the outstanding chili they have there. Is this a good plan?
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Bart,
Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out and about but due home soon. I have your masterpiece pulled up on the TV in an endless loop with the volume on 11 and have hidden the remote deep in the couch cushions [plausible deniability and all of that]. I think I will now walkover to a nearby establishment and order a bottle of beer along with a bowl of the outstanding chili they have there. Is this a good plan?
Great plan, @Walks_At_Night but I have a few tweaks to offer -
1. Dead batteries in the remote.
2. Loop the Director's Cut of the video
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Bart,
Is a marriage strong if it took 29 years for your spouse to call you a "F'ing asshole?"
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Jesus descends from the heavens and leaves the choice to you: all songs end with a slow fadeout, or all songs end with one heavy note (hard chord and one last hit of the drums). What’s your choice?
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Bart,
Is a marriage strong if it took 29 years for your spouse to call you a "F'ing asshole?"
I am not sure.
I got called a "F'ing asshole" for the first time months before we got married.
I will get back to you in 17 years.
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Jesus descends from the heavens and leaves the choice to you: all songs end with a slow fadeout, or all songs end with one heavy note (hard chord and one last hit of the drums). What’s your choice?
This is an easy one - option 2.
When I was a young Bart I got hired by this insanely good looking girl with a very average voice.
We did about a dozen TV shows that summer and each time we had to mime along to a fade out my soul was crushed just a little bit.
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@Bart Ell have you gotten in on the private performance gravy train?
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/private-concerts-fees-performers-1324577/
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@Bart Ell have you gotten in on the private performance gravy train?
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/private-concerts-fees-performers-1324577/
I did crew work on 3 of them and the bands hate the shows but love the money.
One as a Lane Bryant private party... 100 plus size models getting all sweaty to the music.
Before the world shut down I worked with a promoter who would arrange private concerts at a few of the wineries here.
Jackson-Triggs does about 50% private concerts at the little place they built out back.
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I'm considering this (see link) Ever heard of this brand? I have not. My hard disk recorder, KORG D16-MII is 20 yrs old this year. Still works like a charm and it sounds great but if or when it dies I want to be prepared.
https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/M32Live--midas-m32-live-digital-mixer?utm_source=criteo&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=lowerfunnelnew&utm_content=display&utm_term=1200x280&dclid=CLeYy7_y-_YCFWQJaAgdETUIBg
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I'm considering this (see link) Ever heard of this brand? I have not. My hard disk recorder, KORG D16-MII is 20 yrs old this year. Still works like a charm and it sounds great but if or when it dies I want to be prepared.
https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/M32Live--midas-m32-live-digital-mixer?utm_source=criteo&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=lowerfunnelnew&utm_content=display&utm_term=1200x280&dclid=CLeYy7_y-_YCFWQJaAgdETUIBg
Yeah, their preamps are great.
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Sir Bart,
Do you prefer 1) playing sports; 2) watching sports; 3) reading about sports; or 4) ignoring sports?
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Sir Bart,
Do you prefer 1) playing sports; 2) watching sports; 3) reading about sports; or 4) ignoring sports?
Every year around this time I go to the local batting cages to smack some balls.
Every year there is great success so I go back the next day.
Every year the next day results in horrific blisters.
Every year at about a week from now I give up playing and wait for the next hockey season to start so I can watch that.
If this was some grand scheme to get me talking about my secret love of water sports then you have failed!
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If this was some grand scheme to get me talking about my secret love of water sports then you have failed!
I play the long game.
If you had to present a list of 10 cities to Russia that were ok to nuke, which 10 would you give them?
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I play the long game.
If you had to present a list of 10 cities to Russia that were ok to nuke, which 10 would you give them?
1. Baltimore - I saw things there, man.
2. Austin - Fuckers try too hard to be weird.
3. Niagara Falls, NY - We just need the one.
4. Plovdiv, Bulgaria - I met the devil in a jail there and he was a trickster!
5. Gainesville, Florida - If it is the type of nuke that would eliminate a city and then pull the land to the north and south of it together then it would be great way to shorten that drive.
6. Adelaide, Australia - A city of cunts.
7. Ottumwa, Iowa - That little prick on MASH made me hate it.
8. Sacramento, California - Shit city that ruins the state.
9. Koblenz, Germany - In 2017 they cancelled an event I was working because of a terrorist threat. I feel I owe them one.
10. Calgary, Alberta - Because fuck 'em.
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1. Baltimore - I saw things there, man.
2. Austin - Fuckers try too hard to be weird.
3. Niagara Falls, NY - We just need the one.
4. Plovdiv, Bulgaria - I met the devil in a jail there and he was a trickster!
5. Gainesville, Florida - If it is the type of nuke that would eliminate a city and then pull the land to the north and south of it together then it would be great way to shorten that drive.
6. Adelaide, Australia - A city of cunts.
7. Ottumwa, Iowa - That little prick on MASH made me hate it.
8. Sacramento, California - Shit city that ruins the state.
9. Koblenz, Germany - In 2017 they cancelled an event I was working because of a terrorist threat. I feel I owe them one.
10. Calgary, Alberta - Because fuck 'em.
You couldn't make room for Martinez?
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You couldn't make room for Martinez?
[draws line thru "Narita, Japan"] What city do you live in, again?
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Do you think that Jesus has to put up with dad jokes?
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You couldn't make room for Martinez?
They have suffered enough.
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Do you think that Jesus has to put up with dad jokes?
He does.
That is why he came up with ALS and MS.
Make a Jesus dad joke when you walk by him in heaven and he makes sure a member of your living family gets it.
He saves Alzheimer's for people who make nail jokes.
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Sir Bart,
I just noticed that two of my pairs of underwear have small holes (not in critical areas). How many holes are acceptable before they have to be retired?
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1. Baltimore - I saw things there, man.
2. Austin - Fuckers try too hard to be weird.
3. Niagara Falls, NY - We just need the one.
4. Plovdiv, Bulgaria - I met the devil in a jail there and he was a trickster!*
5. Gainesville, Florida - If it is the type of nuke that would eliminate a city and then pull the land to the north and south of it together then it would be great way to shorten that drive.
6. Adelaide, Australia - A city of cunts.
7. Ottumwa, Iowa - That little prick on MASH made me hate it.
8. Sacramento, California - Shit city that ruins the state.
9. Koblenz, Germany - In 2017 they cancelled an event I was working because of a terrorist threat. I feel I owe them one.
10. Calgary, Alberta - Because fuck 'em.
A really well rounded list as in spread worldwide. Excellent reasons. And nobody will miss nothing in these spots
TigerLilly Approved
*I would nuke that one just for the name. But sounds like there is a very interesting Bartstory there
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[draws line thru "Narita, Japan"] What city do you live in, again?
I think PB lives in Berkeley. An awesome city which, of course he hates. I suggest we save Berkeley and just nuke PB. But it has to be a dud because I love irony
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A really well rounded list as in spread worldwide. Excellent reasons. And nobody will miss nothing in these spots
TigerLilly Approved
*I would nuke that one just for the name. But sounds like there is a very interesting Bartstory there
I'm curious why Calgary over Toronto? Toronto is home to the Bart's Great Satan. 80 kilitons ends their misery and is the ultimate victory. Unless he just wants to keep them around so that they can continually get spanked in some sort of Dante Inferno-like purgatory. Year after year. Decade after decade. That's pretty sadistic though. Just mercy kill 'em.
I guess either way - Lanny gets it coming or going.
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I'm curious why Calgary over Toronto? Toronto is home to the Bart's Great Satan. 80 kilitons ends their misery
Yes, why would I want to end their misery.
The real reason is because I like to go to places like Oceans, Adonis and Seafood City for some of that fancy food we do not get down here.
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Yes, why would I want to end their misery.
The real reason is because I like to go to places like Oceans, Adonis and Seafood City for some of that fancy food we do not get down here.
Just go to Sarnia baby...... ;)
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Toronto is home to the Bart's Great Satan.
I guess either way - Lanny gets it coming or going.
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Bart, is Lanny McDonald your "Great Satan?"
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Bart, is Lanny McDonald your "Great Satan?"
Well. Satan Incarnate anyway.
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*I would nuke that one just for the name. But sounds like there is a very interesting Bartstory there
That's pretty much the whole story.
I got tossed in the jail for throwing one of their precious ruins at a guy trying to steal a guitar.
By ruins I mean a piece of crumbly rock.
Here is an actual photo from that day where you can see some crumbly rock.
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They like to toss people into jail for a little bit of that bribe money.
While in the cell I was visited by satan who offered to set me free.
While he was making his generous offer the cell door was opened and when I turned back he was gone.
I was getting pretty hungry and would have probably signed his offer if someone had not paid the bribe money and I was not set free at that very second.
Here is a picture not from that day and taken from the internet that shows what that place looks like during a concert.
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Just go to Sarnia baby...... ;)
Nobody needs to be doing that.
Ever.
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Well. Satan Incarnate anyway.
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My only memory of that prick is the 1989 Stanley Cup finals.
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I think PB lives in Berkeley. An awesome city which, of course he hates. I suggest we save Berkeley and just nuke PB. But it has to be a dud because I love irony
I believe he searches the internet using this exact phrase - "Show me things I hate so I can be happy today"
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I believe he searches the internet using this exact phrase - "Show me things I hate so I can be happy today"
We're gonna need a bigger internet
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... They like to toss people into jail for a little bit of that bribe money...
What is the going rate for being caught throwing crumbly rock in Bulgaria?
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What is the going rate for being caught throwing crumbly rock in Bulgaria?
$180
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Sir Bart,
I just noticed that two of my pairs of underwear have small holes (not in critical areas). How many holes are acceptable before they have to be retired?
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1. Baltimore - I saw things there, man.
2. Austin - Fuckers try too hard to be weird.
3. Niagara Falls, NY - We just need the one.
4. Plovdiv, Bulgaria - I met the devil in a jail there and he was a trickster!
5. Gainesville, Florida - If it is the type of nuke that would eliminate a city and then pull the land to the north and south of it together then it would be great way to shorten that drive.
6. Adelaide, Australia - A city of cunts.
7. Ottumwa, Iowa - That little prick on MASH made me hate it.
8. Sacramento, California - Shit city that ruins the state.
9. Koblenz, Germany - In 2017 they cancelled an event I was working because of a terrorist threat. I feel I owe them one.
10. Calgary, Alberta - Because fuck 'em.
Let's give Calgary a pass. They have an all comedy station that has a signal that reaches around down here to Coeur d'Alene.
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$180
Canadian or in real money?
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Canadian or in real money?
Depends on the year. Under the Harper government, the Canadian $ was at times worth more than the U$.
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Depends on the year. Under the Harper government, the Canadian $ was at times worth more than the U$.
You must be in 7th heaven making real money these days. When are you going to become a CITIZEN?
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1. Baltimore - I saw things there, man.
2. Austin - Fuckers try too hard to be weird.
3. Niagara Falls, NY - We just need the one.
4. Plovdiv, Bulgaria - I met the devil in a jail there and he was a trickster!
5. Gainesville, Florida - If it is the type of nuke that would eliminate a city and then pull the land to the north and south of it together then it would be great way to shorten that drive.
6. Adelaide, Australia - A city of cunts.
7. Ottumwa, Iowa - That little prick on MASH made me hate it.
8. Sacramento, California - Shit city that ruins the state.
9. Koblenz, Germany - In 2017 they cancelled an event I was working because of a terrorist threat. I feel I owe them one.
10. Calgary, Alberta - Because fuck 'em.
Yes Sacramento is a very shitty place that loves to ruin the rest of the state plus it gives It Steals money from the hard working people and gives it to useless pieces of shit like Falkie money. Fuck Sacramento. @Bart Ell How is your day going??
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Sir Bart,
I just noticed that two of my pairs of underwear have small holes (not in critical areas). How many holes are acceptable before they have to be retired?
There can be dozens as long as the critical areas are protected.
You don't want to skid mark the white couch because your drawers have a hole at the pooper.
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Yes Sacramento is a very shitty place that loves to ruin the rest of the state plus it gives It Steals money from the hard working people and gives it to useless pieces of shit like Falkie money. Fuck Sacramento. @Bart Ell How is your day going??
Damondo, the only thing left to save Cali is a cleansing fire. Fm border to border to border to the sea.
Oh, and I am going fishing tomorrow.
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You must be in 7th heaven making real money these days. When are you going to become a CITIZEN?
No. Inslee's Washington in Biden's America is just as expensive as things were in BC with the exception of cheap, mass produced beer, and chicken drumsticks. I don't drink that beer but the drumsticks are great! Two years ago my reply would have read a lot differently as you can imagine.
I'm in Heaven for reasons other than the US dollar.
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I'm in Heaven
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Sir Bart,
What pest do you think would be the most tolerable to have infested your home?
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... Oh, and I am going fishing tomorrow.
That's not vegan
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No. Inslee's Washington in Biden's America is just as expensive as things were in BC with the exception of cheap, mass produced beer...
Ranier? Oly? Lucky Lager?
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Sir Bart,
What pest do you think would be the most tolerable to have infested your home?
Jehovah's Witnesses
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Jehovah's Witnesses
So you're pretty tight with your in-laws, are ya?
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So you're pretty tight with your in-laws, are ya?
They live 4,000 miles away and I have seen them 3 times in a dozen years.
It's almost as good as being married to an orphan!
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Sir Bart,
There are around eight billion people on this planet: how many toilets? Besides private spaces, there are public or semi-public such as office buildings, airports, etc. Is that enough to compensate for the large parts of the world that don’t have access to indoor plumbing? PS: Urinals don’t count.
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Sir Bart,
There are around eight billion people on this planet: how many toilets? Besides private spaces, there are public or semi-public such as office buildings, airports, etc. Is that enough to compensate for the large parts of the world that don’t have access to indoor plumbing? PS: Urinals don’t count.
If the large parts of the world that don’t have access to indoor plumbing would just learn to piss in someone's mouth then the toilet demand would decrease drastically.
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You a loud sneezer? Sometimes they require a little extra drama in order to achieve peak sneeze bliss.
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You a loud sneezer? Sometimes they require a little extra drama in order to achieve peak sneeze bliss.
I save the power for the farts.
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I save the power for the farts.
You're still Farty Barty from the block.
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I sneeze LOUDLY. With joyous abandon. No little girly "choos" for me. Expel those evil spirits
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I sneeze LOUDLY. With joyous abandon. No little girly "choos" for me. Expel those evil spirits
Out of both ends I bet. Those poor kitties. :'(
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Sir Bart,
If you could name the first city on Mars, what would that name be?
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Sir Bart,
If you could name the first city on Mars, what would that name be?
Larry.
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Larry.
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Dear Bart,
Would a 'Trans Am with this sweetass paint job, T-tops, and 38 Special's "Hold on Loosely" blasting from the cabin get you some high quality tail in 2022, or a spot on a "registry"?
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Dear Bart,
Would a 'Trans Am with this sweetass paint job, T-tops, and 38 Special's "Hold on Loosely" blasting from the cabin get you some high quality tail in 2022, or a spot on a "registry"?
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It still melts panties off all the ladies in New Jersey.
In most other places it will get you a faded butterfly tramp stamped mother of 3 who would ride you until the pain came.
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It still melts panties off all the ladies in New Jersey.
In most other places it will get you a faded butterfly tramp stamped mother of 3 who would ride you until the pain came.
Do you think she'd mind if potential baby #4 just went right into her mouth?
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Do you think she'd mind if potential baby #4 just went right into her mouth?
She would not mind but the friend she brought with her may be disappointed she did not get to felch it outta the butt.
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She would not mind but the friend she brought with her may be disappointed she did not get to felch it outta the butt.
I'm willing to put on some Billy Squier to get them extra worked up if you think that's any help.
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Bart,
Looking for some real estate advice. Mrs. WAN and I having been looking for a place out in the country. Kind of a weekend retreat/vacation house sort of a deal. Want it to be quiet, secluded with a decent amount of land, so when you look out your window, you don't see a bunch of other houses with screaming kids. Maybe not too far from the coast, maybe plant a nice garden, maybe get an ATV, etc. Also not crazy expensive but not too old of a place, as I would rather concentrate on outdoors. Found the perfect place - nice plot of land in a good area, not out of control expensive and brand spanking new. Perfect. But......
There is always a but, right? The hook up for the washer and dryer are...like...in the hallway going to the master bedroom. No cabinents, no shelves, no laundry sink. Ok - I can fix or deal with that. However, they will just be sitting there - in the 90% done hallway. Jutting out and looking like ass. Plus when coming in from the garage, the door would clang into the washer. One could be sitting in the living room, relaxing, maybe reading some Ellgab and then look over and see the old Kenmore sitting there.
Me being a dude...thinks: "Just throw a tarp over them or don't even install them. Just throw the dirty skivies in the garage until it is full and make Patty come over with her groovy van and have her take care of it". On the other hand, Mrs. WAN thinks it will be impractical, a pain in the ass and would make the joint really hard to sell down the line.
Any thoughts on who is right? Is it even worth the two hour drive to go look at?
Exhibit A:
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Stackables at the far end with or without french doors in a little closet or No. Too bad otherwise it looks nice
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Any thoughts on who is right? Is it even worth the two hour drive to go look at?
No.
They disrespected you by installing that blue rectangle on the ceiling.
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No.
They disrespected you by installing that blue rectangle on the ceiling.
@Bart Ell what Type of music do you like to listen to?
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@Bart Ell what Type of music do you like to listen to?
Anything with slide banjo.
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@Walks_At_Night - look around Swanquarter. Nobody there. Take the ferry to Okracoke.
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@Walks_At_Night - look around Swanquarter. Nobody there. Take the ferry to Okracoke.
@JUAN A fantastic suggestion!
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Bart,
If such things were erected in NYC, exactly how many minutes would they last before showing up on eBay?
https://twitter.com/chris__pc/status/1518171958742986752
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Bart,
If such things were erected in NYC, exactly how many minutes would they last before showing up on eBay?
https://twitter.com/chris__pc/status/1518171958742986752
They would be using them for cockfight cages.
I would use it to make a cage where I would have a crybaby that threatened to leave Twitter in the past have a slap fight with a crybaby who is threatening to leave Twitter today.
There would be no winner as it is just 2 crybabies slapping each other but it would shine a light on how similar these 2 groups of crybabies are.
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Bart,
Found a piece of property out on the coast that both Mrs. WAN and myself really like. The thing is, it is uncomfortably close to some sort of murky CIA/Department of Defense facility. Only God knows what the hell they are doing inside there. They could even be creating some sort of Pig/Human cross species chimera. Are anguished squeals of the pig men off in the distance a detriment to property values?
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I used to live by Monterey Bay and woke up to seals barking every morning. Delightful! Squealing Pig Men? Not so much. Can you convince yourself they are roosters crowing and not the anguished cries of illegal scientific experiments? Or keep the music at 11
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Bart,
Found a piece of property out on the coast that both Mrs. WAN and myself really like. The thing is, it is uncomfortably close to some sort of murky CIA/Department of Defense facility. Only God knows what the hell they are doing inside there. They could even be creating some sort of Pig/Human cross species chimera. Are anguished squeals of the pig men off in the distance a detriment to property values?
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I live pretty close to one of those facilities.
They pretend it is a wastewater treatment plant but I am not buying it.
LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
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Having pigmen or ladysharks near you is good for property values - those facilities have great security and will shoot down any drone that may be flown over your house.
Mrs Walks can sunbathe nude in peace knowing her goodies are protected by the deep state.
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I live pretty close to one of those facilities.
They pretend it is a wastewater treatment plant but I am not buying it.
LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
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Having pigmen or ladysharks near you is good for property values - those facilities have great security and will shoot down any drone that may be flown over your house.
Mrs Walks can sunbathe nude in peace knowing her goodies are protected by the deep state.
Good points Bart. BTW - that facility by your pad looks sketchy AF. Where are the giant vats of poo being cleansed?
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I used to live by Monterey Bay and woke up to seals barking every morning. Delightful! Squealing Pig Men? Not so much. Can you convince yourself they are roosters crowing and not the anguished cries of illegal scientific experiments? Or keep the music at 11
Ahh how cool @TigerLily Seals a barking! This place supposedly has seals too - just the two legged variety:
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Good points Bart. BTW - that facility by your pad looks sketchy AF. Where are the giant vats of poo being cleansed?
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You don't need poop pools when you are breeding ladysharks!
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Bart,
Sarnia...... Why is it always Sarnia?
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This bag of guns was affixed to a drone that police believe was flown from the U.S. into Canada near Sarnia, where it became stuck in a tree.
U.S. drone carrying guns intercepted after flying into southwestern Ontario (https://nationalpost.com/news/local-news/u-s-drone-carrying-guns-intercepted-after-flying-into-southwestern-ontario/wcm/3e9e4452-d0b7-4fec-b078-0d6e1840be94)
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Bart,
Sarnia...... Why is it always Sarnia?
I don't think I have ever been to Sarnia.
I avoid places that are off the grid.
The grid being a major highway.
I would gladly allow the prairies and midwestern states to be nuked if it meant sucking the coast closer.
So much useless space!
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I don't think I have ever been to Sarnia.
I avoid places that are off the grid.
The grid being a major highway.
I would gladly allow the prairies and midwestern states to be nuked if it meant sucking the coast closer.
So much useless space!
Actually I've never been there either. I've just gazed upon it from Port Urine [Port Huron]. I've always just assumed that it was Canada's butthole.
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Also - Do the folks in the Maritimes consider Ontario to be Midwestern/flyover country?
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Actually I've never been there either. I've just gazed upon it from Port Urine [Port Huron]. I've always just assumed that it was Canada's butthole.
I think that is Hamilton.
Also - Do the folks in the Maritimes consider Ontario to be Midwestern/flyover country?
Fuck if I know.
I avoid the Maritimes, too... see my off the grid rule.
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Bart, now that we, men, can menstruate have you picked out your time of month yet? Will your PMS coincide with your wife's or will you just spitball it and see what feels right. ? Personally I plan on visits from Aunt Flo whenever it is convenient to me. This plan will cover temper tantrums, antisocial behavior, as well as extreme narcissism. I'm talkin' Quivers style!
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Bart, now that we, men, can menstruate have you picked out your time of month yet? Will your PMS coincide with your wife's or will you just spitball it and see what feels right. ? Personally I plan on visits from Aunt Flo whenever it is convenient to me. This plan will cover temper tantrums, antisocial behavior, as well as extreme narcissism. I'm talkin' Quivers style!
Now? There have been a bunch of bloody vaginas crying about everything for years now.
They shake their fist at the clouds as blood pours out of their vaginas.
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Now? There have been a bunch of bloody vaginas crying about everything for years now.
They shake their fist at the clouds as blood pours out of their vaginas.
Hmm, cranky
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@Bart Ell How does one become a stud like yourself??
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Bart,
Hearing reports of 15 coal miners being killing deep in a Pennsyltucky coal mine. Seems like they broke into some sort of weird, subterranean, lair of the lizard men and one got pissed off and went double live gonzo on them. You hearing anything along those lines up your way? Normally, I would be skeptical but my source has posted some solid evidence.
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Hmm, cranky
Those shoes weren't red when you got 'em, Aunt Flo.
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@Bart Ell How does one become a stud like yourself??
Rub an aborted fetus all over your nose.
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Bart,
Hearing reports of 15 coal miners being killing deep in a Pennsyltucky coal mine. Seems like they broke into some sort of weird, subterranean, lair of the lizard men and one got pissed off and went double live gonzo on them. You hearing anything along those lines up your way? Normally, I would be skeptical but my source has posted some solid evidence.
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Can't refute evidence like that!
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Can't refute evidence like that!
Plus they (https://downthechupacabrahole.com/2022/05/10/subterranean-reptilians-killed-15-coal-miners-declassified-document-reveals-shocking-intel/) have the documents:
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Plus they (https://downthechupacabrahole.com/2022/05/10/subterranean-reptilians-killed-15-coal-miners-declassified-document-reveals-shocking-intel/) have the documents:
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WE'RE SCREWED!
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Rub an aborted fetus all over your nose.
Whewww you ARE cranky! And BTW that fetus nose thing doesn't work!
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Whewww you ARE cranky!...
But only a few days a month
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But only a few days a month
7-10
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Whewww you ARE cranky! And BTW that fetus nose thing doesn't work!
Did you a try a fresh one?
It's gotta be a 12 weeker... 14 weeker max.
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@Bart Ell Are you a star trek fan or a star wars fan? or both?
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@Bart Ell Are you a star trek fan or a star wars fan? or both?
No, I am an adult.
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No, I am an adult.
Ok @Bart Ell . BTW Bart you're the man.
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Bart,
Spent over $50 in materials today at the home improvement center as directed by Mrs. Walks in order to protect her, maybe $2 worth of blueberries from the marauding Mocking Birds. I didn't even try to point out the lunacy of it. Am I what they call "P-Whipped"?
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Bot, have you ever encountered a tall, very attractive Russian woman with a thick accent in one of those fantastic smelling, tasty meat shops in the area? Saturday mornings only! If you have not, yet, when it happens yell out "HI JOAN, RUN ANYBODY OVER LATELY!!??"
..and then RUUUUNNNNN !!!!!!
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Bart,
Spent over $50 in materials today at the home improvement center as directed by Mrs. Walks in order to protect her, maybe $2 worth of blueberries from the marauding Mocking Birds. I didn't even try to point out the lunacy of it. Am I what they call "P-Whipped"?
No, you just want to help Mrs Walks win over those fucking mocking birds.
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Bot, have you ever encountered a tall, very attractive Russian woman with a thick accent in one of those fantastic smelling, tasty meat shops in the area? Saturday mornings only! If you have not, yet, when it happens yell out "HI JOAN, RUN ANYBODY OVER LATELY!!??"
..and then RUUUUNNNNN !!!!!!
Maybe Joan is nice and her vehicle has some sort of Maximum Overdrive thing going on.
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Bart,
Why does the "Best photograph of a UFO ever taken" (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/researchers-release-best-photograph-ufo-26896981) look like a cymbal off a kid's drum set?
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Bart,
Why does the "Best photograph of a UFO ever taken" (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/researchers-release-best-photograph-ufo-26896981) look like a cymbal off a kid's drum set?
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Here is a toy monkey banging 2 of them together.
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Bart,
The Dietrich thread hit 500 pages last night. It is a true monument to mental illness. Did you burn a candle or honk your car horn to celebrate?
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Bart,
The Dietrich thread hit 500 pages last night. It is a true monument to mental illness. Did you burn a candle or honk your car horn to celebrate?
LOL!
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Bart,
The Dietrich thread hit 500 pages last night. It is a true monument to mental illness. Did you burn a candle or honk your car horn to celebrate?
No but I did masturbate to Nazi porn while Bairyn yelled a Jägerschnitzel recipe at me from the kitchen.
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It is a true monument to mental illness.
I thought that was the politics section.
Maybe we have 2 monuments!
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No but I did masturbate to Nazi porn while Bairyn yelled a Jägerschnitzel recipe at me from the kitchen.
Ahhh. That's the good stuff!
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No but I did masturbate to Nazi porn while Bairyn yelled a Jägerschnitzel recipe at me from the kitchen.
LIFTED JOKE!
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HEY @ShayP
Or @Walks_At_Night
Or @sean92008
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HEY @ShayP
Or @Walks_At_Night
Or @sean92008
You summoned me. @KSM
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HEY @ShayP
Or @Walks_At_Night
Or @sean92008
You rang?
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You rang?
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Would you look at that mouth action!? Lurch could make someone very pleased.
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Would you look at that mouth action!? Lurch could make someone very pleased.
Taking the gobble from Lurch? I never would have even thought of that notion in a thousand years!
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Would you look at that mouth action!? Lurch could make someone very pleased.
YOU MUST HAVE A SKINNY PRICK!
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YOU MUST HAVE A SKINNY PRICK!
No. My girth is in the parameters that would please a woman. But don't you think Lurch would provide a tight seal with ample suction?
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No. My girth is in the parameters that would please a woman. But don't you think Lurch would provide a tight seal with ample suction?
Seems to me that Mr. Shay P. has just become Hall of Fame eligible. Living like Senda for seven straight days I think was HoF worthy in my case but pondering Bob on the Knob from Lurch is rarified air.
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Seems to me that Mr. Shay P. has just become Hall of Fame eligible. Living like Senda for seven straight days I think was HoF worthy in my case but pondering Bob on the Knob from Lurch is rarified air.
Living like Senda!? :o That hurts man. I shower. :'(
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Living like Senda!? :o That hurts man. I shower. :'(
Oh not you. Me! That's how I got into the HoF. Bart wouldn't let me weasel out with just five days either. Had to go the full seven when Mrs. WAN was away.
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Oh not you. Me! That's how I got into the HoF. Bart wouldn't let me weasel out with just five days either. Had to go the full seven when Mrs. WAN was away.
Ahh, I do recall that now. Did you do any unboxing videos. I could've sent you some *clears throat* interesting stuff. ;)
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Ahh, I do recall that now. Did you do any unboxing videos. I could've sent you some *clears throat* interesting stuff. ;)
No unboxings. I did show some mail but mostly just loafed around, gained weight at an incredible rate and stank.
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No unboxings. I did show some mail but mostly just loafed around, gained weight at an incredible rate and stank.
I imagine Mrs. WAN wasn't thrilled when she returned. I assume you did advanced damage control.
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Seems to me that Mr. Shay P. has just become Hall of Fame eligible. Living like Senda for seven straight days I think was HoF worthy in my case but pondering Bob on the Knob from Lurch is rarified air.
He is very close but the committee has flagged him and will be reviewing his claims of having satisfactory girth.
THEY ARE CONVINCED HE HAS A SKINNY PRICK!
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I imagine Mrs. WAN wasn't thrilled when she returned. I assume you did advanced damage control.
He did not.
He called her Kathy and told her to shut up, he was not finished speaking.
He is still paying for it to this day.
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He is very close but the committee has flagged him and will be reviewing his claims of having satisfactory girth.
THEY ARE CONVINCED HE HAS A SKINNY PRICK!
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YOU MUST HAVE A SKINNY PRICK!
Who are you, John Holmes?
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@Bart Ell
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Who are you, John Holmes?
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@Bart Ell
Now you made me do it again, @KSM
Here is his daughter.
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TRY TO UNSEE THAT!
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Now you made me do it again, @KSM
Here is his daughter.
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TRY TO UNSEE THAT!
Ok, well, she's probably pretty handy around the house. :-\
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Here is his daughter.
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TRY TO UNSEE THAT!
I think she is pretty. :-\ Might be into guys who allegedly have a "skinny prick?" >:(
Seriously, she is an attractive young lady. IMO
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I think she is pretty. :-\ Might be into guys who allegedly have a "skinny prick?" >:(
Seriously, she is an attractive young lady. IMO
She is definitely not adopted and it is not a question of attractiveness, it is a quesiton of Big Mikeness. Imagine trying to get busy and all you could hear is Mike saying "Make it Right" inside your head as your Uncle Charley wilts.
What about the daughter that Larry Bird denied the paternity of. It was like... "Um Bird. C'mon now".
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She is definitely not adopted and it is not a question of attractiveness, it is a quesiton of Big Mikeness. Imagine trying to get busy and all you could hear is Mike saying "Make it Right" inside your head as your Uncle Charley wilts.
Maybe skinny prick just needs to see them side by side...
What about the daughter that Larry Bird denied the paternity of. It was like... "Um Bird. C'mon now".
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GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
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She is definitely not adopted and it is not a question of attractiveness, it is a quesiton of Big Mikeness. Imagine trying to get busy and all you could hear is Mike saying "Make it Right" inside your head as your Uncle Charley wilts.
I'd make it right.
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Maybe skinny prick just needs to see them side by side...
Still attractive and gives me the impression that she would happily deal with the disappointment of my sexing.
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What about the daughter that Larry Bird denied the paternity of. It was like... "Um Bird. C'mon now".
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Hell no.
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Bart,
Let's say a woman skins herself and mails you a tattoo. What do you do with it? Try and make a wallet or something practical out of it or just feed it to the dog? The lampshade thing has already been done.
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1534985358475247634
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Bart,
Let's say a woman skins herself and mails you a tattoo. What do you do with it? Try and make a wallet or something practical out of it or just feed it to the dog? The lampshade thing has already been done.
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1534985358475247634
There is only one right answer to this.
You make a glove out of it and use it to give yourself handjobs.
It's your hand but it's her skin!
I chubbed up just thinking about it!
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A perfect example of why this thread is so valuable. I was thinking wads of cash and spite. Bart has it going on!
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Bart, are you a unicorn?
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Bart, are you a unicorn?
Never-mind that one.
Bart, are you a pencil?
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Bart, are you a pencil?
If the glove is involved, I'm guessing 9H.
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Never-mind that one.
Bart, are you a pencil?
A pencil but beer can thick.
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A pencil but beer can thick.
had to go there, did ya'
Guess I'll forgo the "are you a 4â„“ plastic container of cold water laundry detergent" question.
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had to go there, did ya'
Guess I'll forgo the "are you a 4â„“ plastic container of cold water laundry detergent" question.
Bart,
Why doesn't the Annoying Prick accept Diners Club?
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Bart,
Why doesn't the Annoying Prick accept Diners Club?
He is obviously racist.
Let me do the math-
Diners Club
D.C.
D.C. Cabs accept Diners Club.
Who was the star of D.C. Cab?
Yup, the very black Mr. T.
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He is obviously racist.
Let me do the math-
Diners Club
D.C.
D.C. Cabs accept Diners Club.
Who was the star of D.C. Cab?
Yup, the very black Mr. T.
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nice belt bag.
Sorry, I mean: Nice belt bag?
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She is definitely not adopted and it is not a question of attractiveness, it is a quesiton of Big Mikeness. Imagine trying to get busy and all you could hear is Mike saying "Make it Right" inside your head as your Uncle Charley wilts.
What about the daughter that Larry Bird denied the paternity of. It was like... "Um Bird. C'mon now".
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Does it look like her right eye is a glass eye?
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Bart,
Is this a war crime? (https://v.redd.it/f57kquu5et791/DASH_480.mp4)
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Bart,
Is this a war crime? (https://v.redd.it/f57kquu5et791/DASH_480.mp4)
The bad aim?
The underwear?
The fake taking a shit with his underwear on?
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@Bart Ell why are you rage quitting for? are you butthurt because you had not gotten laid in a very long time? I do think that you need a vacation and fly down to Pahrump and visit https://www.sherisranch.com/ and have some fun with the girls.
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@Bart Ell when you do quit, Are you going to have @KSM take over Ellgab??
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@Bart Ell why are you rage quitting for? are you butthurt because you had not gotten laid in a very long time? I do think that you need a vacation and fly down to Pahrump and visit https://www.sherisranch.com/ and have some fun with the girls.
I am going to rage quit because you keep calling me a pedo under your @Flowbie2013 account.
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Bart,
Is this a war crime? (https://v.redd.it/f57kquu5et791/DASH_480.mp4)
No.
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Bart,
Sadly there is no video only this still photograph but as such what do you think of this young ladies mechanics and what advice would you give her?
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I think the leg kick is most impressive and if she had cleats on then she should be able to get a good plant with her left leg to fulcrum over as she rotates her hips and then delivers the pitch. I'd like to see her lower her right thumb on the ball a bit and I have a suspicion that she is going to suppinate her wrist in her delivery. If she gets that thumb lower and pronates the wrist, I think she'll get more movement on the ball and of course reduce strain on the elbow.
As far as mound presence the thong really can't be beat and she has great eye contact with the plate. I am not a fan of the smirk however. The batter is a piece of meat whom you want to piss on the grave of. I think a scowl would be more intimidating.
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Bart,
Sadly there is no video only this still photograph but as such what do you think of this young ladies mechanics and what advice would you give her?
I think the leg kick is most impressive and if she had cleats on then she should be able to get a good plant with her left leg to fulcrum over as she rotates her hips and then delivers the pitch. I'd like to see her lower her right thumb on the ball a bit and I have a suspicion that she is going to suppinate her wrist in her delivery. If she gets that thumb lower and pronates the wrist, I think she'll get more movement on the ball and of course reduce strain on the elbow.
As far as mound presence the thong really can't be beat and she has great eye contact with the plate. I am not a fan of the smirk however. The batter is a piece of meat whom you want to piss on the grave of. I think a scowl would be more intimidating.
Interesting, what's your analysis of Juan Marichal's leg kick?
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Bart,
Sadly there is no video only this still photograph but as such what do you think of this young ladies mechanics and what advice would you give her?
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I think the leg kick is most impressive and if she had cleats on then she should be able to get a good plant with her left leg to fulcrum over as she rotates her hips and then delivers the pitch. I'd like to see her lower her right thumb on the ball a bit and I have a suspicion that she is going to suppinate her wrist in her delivery. If she gets that thumb lower and pronates the wrist, I think she'll get more movement on the ball and of course reduce strain on the elbow.
As far as mound presence the thong really can't be beat and she has great eye contact with the plate. I am not a fan of the smirk however. The batter is a piece of meat whom you want to piss on the grave of. I think a scowl would be more intimidating.
Bart,
Do you think WAN is being too pedantic? Regardless, how many times should I masturbate to that picture? I plan on ten. Only nine more to go. By the time you read this it'll probably be six.
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Bart,
Sadly there is no video only this still photograph but as such what do you think of this young ladies mechanics and what advice would you give her?
Stop being such an attention whore and put a proper uniform on.
That ass is not special enough to warrant the uniform exemption.
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Bart,
Do you think WAN is being too pedantic? Regardless, how many times should I masturbate to that picture? I plan on ten. Only nine more to go. By the time you read this it'll probably be six.
Do you finish on the floor like Mark The Bagger?
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Interesting, what's your analysis of Juan Marichal's leg kick?
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Amazing guy. I wish I would have gotten to see him pitch regularly. At times he would come right over the top like Koufax which few people can do. His stride, plant and fulcrum were simply incredible with the added bonus of him being able to hide the ball from the hitter for such a long time. For all the body movement he had, his control was out of this world. If you look at his stats, his walk totals to innings pitched were stunning.
Just the act of throwing a baseball puts unnatural stress on the arm, elbow and shoulder but the big kick and fulcrum guys have alot more going on with their lower bodies and usually by about age 34 for or so their effectiveness drops off markedly. Amazing that Marichal held it together as long as he did - especially pitching so much in Candlestick which could be cold, damp and drafty. Look at the violent stresses he could put on his lower body.
Of the big kick guys, Bob Feller was about as graceful as any of them but again by about 34-35 years old he was pretty much done:
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The other extreme is the drop and drive guys like Tom Seaver. Everything is tighter and your body has a less chance of breaking down as you age.
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Of course all three of the gyuys above probably would have had their unique deliveries coached out of them as teens. They don't want to see the big, loose kick over injury concerns nor the drop and drive as it is felt that it impacts velocity. Like the modern golf swing, modern pitching mechanics are certainly more sound but something has gone out of both sports as a result.
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Do you finish on the floor like Mark The Bagger?
LOL! Nah...in a sock like normal people.
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....backing out of this thread and slamming the door quickly....
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LOL! Nah...in a sock like normal people.
lol
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Bart,
How is your Chinese WebCam Girl farm doing? What kind of profit margin is there? No unions or any of that kind of rubbish to deal with is there?
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Bart,
How is your Chinese WebCam Girl farm doing? What kind of profit margin is there? No unions or any of that kind of rubbish to deal with is there?
@Walks_At_Night *cough* What exactly are we looking at here? is it really as it appears to be? And what's with the toilet seat looking wooden thing?
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@Walks_At_Night *cough* What exactly are we looking at here? is it really as it appears to be? And what's with the toilet seat looking wooden thing?
Dunno. The only thing that is clear is that #166 seems to be rather cute.
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Bart,
How is your Chinese WebCam Girl farm doing? What kind of profit margin is there? No unions or any of that kind of rubbish to deal with is there?
And people get horny a half hour after getting off to one of them too.
Cha ching.
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Bart,
The Georgia Guidestones were recently attacked and damaged to the extent that they had to be demolished. The stones also had a time capule that was buried beneath them:
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The stones have invoked fear and rage for decades as they called for the vast majority of humanity to be eradicated with the survivors being subjected to eugenics and having to use NewSpeak for a language. Pretty heavy stuff. They opened the time capsule and supposedly found the following:
- The soundtrack from Saturday Night Fever in 8 track format.
- A Peterbilt truck emblem
- A 1979 Playboy magazine signed by Burt Reynolds
- 1734 Quaalude pills
So instead of being the mantra of some shadowy, NWO death cult of elites who want to murderlize us like so many RGOTR victims, the whole thing was a massive troll job, wasn't it?
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The GBI says they dug it up and there’s no time capsule.
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The GBI says they dug it up and there’s no time capsule.
Well that's rather disappointing. I liked my source better!
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So instead of being the mantra of some shadowy, NWO death cult of elites who want to murderlize us like so many RGOTR victims, the whole thing was a massive troll job, wasn't it?
All woo is bullwoo.
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I notice time and time again that all my asks and tells go on completely ignored. Why is this B'art! ?
ASKing for a friend.
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I notice time and time again that all my asks and tells go on completely ignored. Why is this B'art! ?
ASKing for a friend.
Why do homos keep sucking my dick?
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Why do homos keep sucking my dick?
AhHAAa! He says!
https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529
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AhHAAa! He says!
https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529
If you think about it carefully (don't hurt yourself) the answer to your question can be found in mine.
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If you think about it carefully (don't hurt yourself) the answer to your question can be found in mine.
My post was much better. You know it.
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My post was much better. You know it.
Men with Chapstick-sized dicks are known for boasting about their posting prowess.
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Where have all our women gone?
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Where have all our women gone?
My theory is that they encountered an incline got bogged down in it:
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Where have all our women gone?
Dancing Queen is still here, with a daily porn dump. Anniem hasn’t posted her likes in awhile. She’s probably too busy enjoying the DQ porn. Plus, Sofia has been around, with rave reviews of Dave Norway and C2C bumpers.
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Where have all our women gone?
They’ve been busy
https://twitter.com/tansuyegen/status/1547093610503585794
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Where have all our women gone?
Some were rabbit holers that did not like me laughing at the nonsense they were dragging back from the various nutjob rabbit holes they visited.
Some are enjoying summer.
Some rage quit because I said I am all for abortions up until the age of 17.
Some just got tired of you, Juan!
Ok, I made the last one up.
The Lipton Lady was never a member here.
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...And some are hanging on by the tips of their beautifully manicured fingernails
Answer to your question @JUAN : Too much stupid and not enough cats
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My theory is that they encountered an incline got bogged down in it:
Looks like they're trying to poop at times. Not a good look.
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My theory is that they encountered an incline got bogged down in it:
Is that @PolkaDot and @TigerLily on their way to lunch?
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Is that @PolkaDot and @TigerLily on their way to their COLONIC?
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Is that @PolkaDot and @TigerLily on their way to lunch?
Anything to look good! lol
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...And some are hanging on by the tips of their beautifully manicured fingernails
Answer to your question @JUAN : Too much stupid and not enough cats
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MARU! That's a start @JUAN . Thanks. Now how about some naked dancing boys?
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Speaking of which. My current #Clickacy:
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Is that @PolkaDot and @TigerLily on their way to their COLONIC?
Only one person here full of shit
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Speaking of which. My current #Clickacy:
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His neck is too long for his body. Nebraska 5 face if you're being honest. Zero for hamstring development and even less for his back. Why dudes ignore the muscle groups that they can't see just shows how shortsighted and stupid they are. C'mon Liliy. You're better than that! Good lord, those undies would bunch me something fierce. Ouch.
...dude needs a body hair clipper too.
COMPLETE FAIL.
Only one person here full of shit
Now now.. I'm clean and pristine, baby!
PS: You have permission to "use" me tonight. #HappyThoughts ;)
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PS: You have permission to "use" me tonight.
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LOL.
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LOL.
We all know that you just sleep_at_night.
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Ooooh This one is much better . I'm not sure why I am.getting these all of a sudden. Maybe because @PolkaDot showed up for a minute. She usually at least brings high fashion #clickacy. But this is a nice change
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Ooooh This one is much better . I'm not sure why I am.getting these all of a sudden. Maybe because @PolkaDot showed up for a minute. She usually at least brings high fashion #clickacy. But this is a nice change
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Does she send you any pictures of heterosexual men?
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Does she send you any pictures of heterosexual men?
Lily's on a ghey kick. *shrug* You're on an anything you can get your eyes on kick. *vomit*
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Lily's on a ghey kick. *shrug* You're on an anything you can get your eyes on kick. *vomit*
*laff* If you only knew.
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*laff* If you only knew.
...your hard drive, your cache, your history. Yikes. *vomit* *laugh* *vomit a little more* *shrug* *poo my pants* *laff*
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Bart,
Need to paint the interior of a whole house. Mrs. WAN wants to go with Cotton White as shown here:
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I want to go with MOPAR Destroyer Grey as shown on this Dodge Challenger R/T:
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I'm gonna take a loss on this one, aren't I?
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I went with Grey. It's the new White. I love it. Kind of picks up different colors. Stand your ground, Cowboy
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I went with Grey. It's the new White. I love it. Kind of picks up different colors. Stand your ground, Cowboy
Grey Alien Gaming likes this post.
Details in the Senda thread.
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Bart,
Need to paint the interior of a whole house. Mrs. WAN wants to go with Cotton White as shown here:
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I want to go with MOPAR Destroyer Grey as shown on this Dodge Challenger R/T:
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I'm gonna take a loss on this one, aren't I?
Why would you paint an entire house the same color?
Add some color into your life... live a little.
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I went with Grey. It's the new White. I love it. Kind of picks up different colors. Stand your ground, Cowboy
I agree with @TigerLily. Go with that grey on the walls and paint the frames and ceiling cotton white. @Walks_At_Night Stand your ground!
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I lived in rented apartments for years. They all had white walls. I came to hate white walls.
Many years ago I had a boss who claimed to have a red room in his basement. Walls, floor, ceiling, furniture, all red. He claimed to entertain gentlemen friends there for days at a time. I did not ask for details.
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I did not ask for details.
That's all the details that you need, unless you plan to partake.
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Ooooh This one is much better . I'm not sure why I am.getting these all of a sudden. Maybe because @PolkaDot showed up for a minute. She usually at least brings high fashion #clickacy. But this is a nice change
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Hmmm…he’s a bit..furry for my tastes. I say we throw him back and see if we can get something better.
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Is that @PolkaDot and @TigerLily on their way to lunch?
@ShayP , you coy bastard! You know we take off our heels in this situation and ask you nicely to carry them.
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Bart,
Need to paint the interior of a whole house. Mrs. WAN wants to go with Cotton White as shown here:
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I want to go with MOPAR Destroyer Grey as shown on this Dodge Challenger R/T:
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I'm gonna take a loss on this one, aren't I?
@Walks_At_Night , gray is at the end of its cycle. In retaliation browns & beige is going to make a come back. Also, the previous white and gray trend have lead to people wanting color. So, the answer is: neither of your choices are correct. You’ll probably hate them within two years. Pick some color and go with it. If you simply can’t bring yourself to do that then pick a warmer white/griege that will coordinate with the upcoming trends.
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@Walks_At_Night , gray is at the end of its cycle. In retaliation browns & beige is going to make a come back. Also, the previous white and gray trend have lead to people wanting color. So, the answer is: neither of your choices are correct. You’ll probably hate them within two years. Pick some color and go with it. If you simply can’t bring yourself to do that then pick a warmer white/griege that will coordinate with the upcoming trends.
All those wasted words!
I already told him to get some color in his life.
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@ShayP , you coy bastard!
Yes.
You know we take off our heels in this situation and ask you nicely to carry them.
@PolkaDot I would. But don't ask me to slip them on your feet. Nope. You two handle that.
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Yes.
@PolkaDot I would. But don't ask me to slip them on your feet. Nope. You two handle that.
@ShayP While preparing some beautiful buttery sauteed onions last night to add to my casserole mixture, I had planned to toss in my finely diced garlic for the final minute just to sweat that lovely flavor out without burning it (the garlic) WELL. Pan was still quite hot, and the garlic turned to bitter poison thus bunkifying the entire dish! THANKS!!
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@ShayP While preparing some beautiful buttery sauteed onions last night to add to my casserole mixture, I had planned to toss in my finely diced garlic for the final minute just to sweat that lovely flavor out without burning it (the garlic) WELL. Pan was still quite hot, and the garlic turned to bitter poison thus bunkifying the entire dish! THANKS!!
@KSM You're welcome! The way to avoid that is to pay attention and quit taking breaks to look at yourself in the mirror every 2 minutes. :D Ya Fuckstick.
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Fuckstick.
That's my wrestling maiden name.
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That's my wrestling maiden name.
;D ;D ;D
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Bart,
What the hell is the matter with people?
Man upgrades first ever voice controlled blowjob machine activated by words 'finish me' (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/man-upgrades-first-ever-voice-27533921)
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Bart,
What the hell is the matter with people?
Man upgrades first ever voice controlled blowjob machine activated by words 'finish me' (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/man-upgrades-first-ever-voice-27533921)
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Dear Lord. :o It looks like he built it from an Erector Set. By the way, @Walks_At_Night How many did you buy and what are the hands for? :D
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Bart,
What the hell is the matter with people?
YOU MEAN THE ONES WHO WOULD NOT WANT ONE OF THESE?
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what are the hands for? :D
CUPPING THE BALLS
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How many did you buy and what are the hands for? :D
Zero. As I've mentioned before, I've had a bad experience with a sex doll and I think the damn things should be outlawed. I assume the hands are for reach around action. but am more curious abot the red domed light. Does a siren go off when it receives the "finish me" command? Also there doesn't seem to be any rack and pinion or wishbone type steering gear. Is it limited to traight ahead mobility?
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…As I've mentioned before, I've had a bad experience with a sex doll…
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CUPPING THE BALLS
I think it's more for grabbing your hips or ass.
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Zero. As I've mentioned before, I've had a bad experience with a sex doll and I think the damn things should be outlawed. I assume the hands are for reach around action. but am more curious abot the red domed light. Does a siren go off when it receives the "finish me" command? Also there doesn't seem to be any rack and pinion or wishbone type steering gear. Is it limited to traight ahead mobility?
How could one finish if a damn siren goes off? The thing looks like it goes straight on. Why is it holding headphones?
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..I've mentioned before, I've had a bad experience with a sex doll...
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;D ;D ;D Exactly.
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I think it's more for grabbing your hips or ass.
What kind of princess wants his hips or ass grabbed?
IT'S FOR BALL CUPPING AND FINGERING YOUR ASSHOLE TO MAKE YOU CUM LIKE FIREHOSE!
You need a few tips, @ShayP
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What kind of princess wants his hips or ass grabbed?
IT'S FOR BALL CUPPING AND FINGERING YOUR ASSHOLE TO MAKE YOU CUM LIKE FIREHOSE!
You need a few tips, @ShayP
;D I guess I'm a princess then because I dated a chick who loved gripping my hips or ass during the thrusting. It was like I was being coached. Keep going. Faster. harder, harder, harder.
Whew! That recollection has me all worked up now.
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;D I guess I'm a princess then because I dated a chick who loved gripping my hips or ass during the thrusting. It was like I was being coached. Keep going. Faster. harder, harder, harder.
Whew! That recollection has me all worked up now.
You read it here, @ShayP is a missionary man!
It also sounds like she had freakish long arms or you have a very short thrust zone.
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You read it here, @ShayP is a missionary man!
It also sounds like she had freakish long arms or you have a very short thrust zone.
LOL! She was tall and very flexible. Think Xena. Plus she became dominant is a scary way. As time went by I realized that she may kill me. I had to escape that relationship. Fun while it lasted.
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Bart,
What the hell is the matter with people?
Man upgrades first ever voice controlled blowjob machine activated by words 'finish me' (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/man-upgrades-first-ever-voice-27533921)
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Finally. The perfect woman.
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... what are the hands for? :D
Grabbing your wallet
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Grabbing your wallet
LOL!
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Grabbing your wallet
Life really has gotten the best of you, huh?
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Bart,
I tried to make my 3 inch peener longer by tying a 25 lb weight to it with a 6 foot cord. When I tossed the weight out the second floor window, my peener is now inexplicably shorter. Any suggestions as to what I can do?
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Bart,
I tried to make my 3 inch peener longer by tying a 25 lb weight to it with a 6 foot cord. When I tossed the weight out the second floor window, my peener is now inexplicably shorter. Any suggestions as to what I can do?
Sounds like something you will need to push out from the inside.
Ram a rod up your butt and push your peeper canal forward.
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Life really has gotten the best of you, huh?
Meow, lol
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Meow, lol
One could conclude that from most of your posts. This one just took less time to read, so it reached a wider audience. I wish that I had Bart's patience. The guy must score top quality pussy.
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One could conclude that from most of your posts. This one just took less time to read, so it reached a wider audience. I wish that I had Bart's patience. The guy must score top quality pussy.
Dumpster! Where you been bro?
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Bart,
The farmer that I have for my farm fresh eggs has informed me that due to supply shortages he cannot keep up with my three dozen per week order, yet I saw him deliver two dozen eggs only three houses down from me when I received none. Not even one dozen for me.
My question is, do I dare take on Big Farma for just eggs?
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Bart,
The farmer that I have for my farm fresh eggs has informed me that due to supply shortages he cannot keep up with my three dozen per week order, yet I saw him deliver two dozen eggs only three houses down from me when I received none. Not even one dozen for me.
My question is, do I dare take on Big Farma for just eggs?
I knew those fuckers would think they have all the power once those rabbit holers started relying on them for their medication!
You have no choice, take them on and take them down!
If you let Big Farma get away with this then they will control our food supply and our medicine.
WE CAN'T LET IT HAPPEN OR SOON WE WILL ALL BE DRIVING TRACTORS AND SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH!
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I knew those fuckers would think they have all the power once those rabbit holers started relying on them for their medication!
You have no choice, take them on and take them down!
If you let Big Farma get away with this then they will control our food supply and our medicine.
WE CAN'T LET IT HAPPEN OR SOON WE WILL ALL BE DRIVING TRACTORS AND SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH!
EGGSACTLY!
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EGGSACTLY!
Why don't you produce your own eggs? Chicken?
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Why don't you produce your own eggs? Chicken?
Why don't you suck an egg oot o' my ASS!
Oh, wait, nevermind. ::)
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Oh my gosh. You guys are just too adorable. And so entertaining. The perfect threesome! Which one is Chico?
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Which one is Chico?
Dunno, but KSM is my bitch.
Sorry, but you had your chance.
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Why don't you suck an egg oot o' my ASS!
Oh, wait, nevermind. ::)
Oh, the old "your rectum is warm enough to hard-boil an egg" trick.
I'm not falling for THAT again, thank you very much.
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Oh, the old "your rectum is warm enough to hard-boil an egg" trick.
I'm not falling for THAT again, thank you very much.
You sure? .. decorative rectal eggs doesn't appeal to you? Ooh I'm sure it does.
You've poop popped out more "eggs" from that gargantuan 'ol hole of yours than the Easter Bunny.
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You sure? .. decorative rectal eggs doesn't appeal to you? Ooh I'm sure it does.
You've poop popped out more "eggs" from that gargantuan 'ol hole of yours than the Easter Bunny.
Golly. I had NO idea that you were so diligently monitoring the output of my poo hole, @KSM. Are you looking for the output, or for a break in the action that could be used advantageously?
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Golly. I had NO idea that you were so diligently monitoring the output of my poo hole, @KSM. Are you looking for the output, or for a break in the action that could be used advantageously?
Look - you're gay as all assfuck. Have at em'
I'm out. You win. And you smell real bad. You've cracked me up a few times, and now you're on ignore. You're a great little rancid gay niglet. I'll give ya that!
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You've cracked me up a few times, and now you're on ignore.
The schizophrenia is strong with this one.
Also the drama queen, and the green-eyed monster
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now you're on ignore.
Suuuuuuurrrrre you did, buddie.
This ranks right up there with "I'm going to garrote Falkie" on the list of least-concerning threats.
Really, if I were you
{ { {{{ shudder }}} } }
I would be concerned about cutting off my only source of sexual relief. It's like cutting off your cock to spite your face.
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I have been summoned.
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I need some small monitors for mixing - something like the old Auratones. What do you recommend?
@KSM and @sean92008 may have some ideas, too.
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I need some small monitors for mixing - something like the old Auratones. What do you recommend?
@KSM and @sean92008 may have some ideas, too.
Mixing for vinyl, CD, video, streaming or download?
I couldn't tell you any more. Yamaha SM-10s (if they were even called that) used to be the standard. I remember recording at a studio where they had everything from a stock Ford stereo system to a headphone distribution amp with a bunch of Walkman headphones hanging around it...
I did find one thing that I liked, it was an amplifier that I picked up from the manufacturer ages ago. They have since gone under and I believe that they're still using the original chips that they made in various products available on Amazon.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Class-T_amplifier
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I need some small monitors for mixing - something like the old Auratones. What do you recommend?
@KSM and @sean92008 may have some ideas, too.
https://www.amazon.com/M-Audio-BX5-D3-Production-Recording/dp/B08KXTJX16?th=1
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I need some small monitors for mixing - something like the old Auratones. What do you recommend?
@KSM and @sean92008 may have some ideas, too.
@JUAN Truthfully I have never used "studio monitors" ::) They are a waste of money IMO and are not true to the way your recordings sound in the real world. Seriously, it's a fucking racket.
I have always used quality bookshelf speakers that do a fabulous job and my stuff sounds great - and when it doesn't, it's on me because I didn't spend the necessary time capturing quality sounds from the beginning (rushing the recording phase)
I use a slightly earlier version of these..
https://www.crutchfield.com/S-i1eehOelitN/p_760ALPP5B/PSB-Alpha-P5-Black-Ash.html?awcr=77103332742727&awdv=c&awkw=psb%20bookshelf%20speakers&awmt=e&awnw=o&awat=&awug=&msclkid=ca8dee3720ba1f2f44038cd46673c5c1
If your sources sound good, good true sounding speakers will reflect that.
I'm right.
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I agree. The old Auratones sounded like the radio speakers in a car. I watched engineers mix everything on big JBL studio monitors, then switch to Auratones and change everything. I’ll be mixing for streaming and download. Audiobooks with some music and foley stuff. A Texas story from 1851. Maybe I can sneak in a little Bob Wills.
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I watched engineers mix everything on big JBL studio monitors, then switch to Auratones and change everything.
They must have been train engineers who lost their hearing in 'nam.
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Engineers who once played with the predecessor Allman Brothers bands and lost their hearing in small clubs with the amps up to 15.
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Engineers who once played with the predecessor Allman Brothers bands and lost their hearing in small clubs with the amps up to 15.
I wonder how any of our hearing is holding up. Depending on what side of the stage I was on I would always stuff a hearing protector in the ear closest to the drums, no matter how big the stage was. Those hats in my right ear or the ride cymbal in my left was deafening. All in all I'd say my overall hearing is almost perfect by taking precautions like this.
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I wonder how any of our hearing is holding up. Depending on what side of the stage I was on I would always stuff a hearing protector in the ear closest to the drums, no matter how big the stage was. Those hats in my right ear or the ride cymbal in my left was deafening. All in all I'd say my overall hearing is almost perfect by taking precautions like this.
A lot of bands are using cymbal shields now.
I wish they had them when I was a stupid kid.
Brent Fitz is using them here -
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Yes.
@PolkaDot I would. But don't ask me to slip them on your feet. Nope. You two handle that.
That’s not exactly full service. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t disappointed @ShayP .
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Bart,
I have a deep hatred for the individual below. I don't know why. I have never met the man. I have never really watched any of his performances. I don't know anything about him really. Yet I would not mind in the least if I learned that he died in a Zepplin accident or whatever. Am I phsycotic?
Are there any people you hate for no good reason?
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Bart,
I have a deep hatred for the individual below. I don't know why. I have never met the man. I have never really watched any of his performances. I don't know anything about him really. Yet I would not mind in the least if I learned that he died in a Zepplin accident or whatever. Am I phsycotic?
Are there any people you hate for no good reason?
I have bad news for you, @Walks_At_Night .
I believe there are 2 of them!
I remember hearing something about a brother who does the same act.
I could be confusing him with another annoying prick, though.
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Bart,
I have a deep hatred for the individual below. I don't know why. I have never met the man. I have never really watched any of his performances. I don't know anything about him really. Yet I would not mind in the least if I learned that he died in a Zepplin accident or whatever. Am I phsycotic?
Are there any people you hate for no good reason?
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I'm with you @Walks_At_Night that guy is a source of legendary cringe. Enough with the fucking melons already. ::)
I have bad news for you, @Walks_At_Night .
I believe there are 2 of them!
I remember hearing something about a brother who does the same act.
I could be confusing him with another annoying prick, though.
Wasn't he, the brother, on Sterns show a bunch of years ago talking about building his own little community? @Bart Ell
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Wasn't he, the brother, on Sterns show a bunch of years ago talking about building his own little community? @Bart Ell
Yes!
That's where I heard the story.
He had them both on...
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Yes!
That's where I heard the story.
He had them both on...
AHH
What about Doug Henning? He was annoying. "It's an illusion" :D
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Bart,
How is your Mandarin? This is purpoted to show a Chinese Army truck being stopped and ticketed. Apparently the Army dude driving it, didn't dig the scene so he gathered up some friends and they cruised over to the police station for a little pay back. I have my doubts though........
https://twitter.com/wanjunxie/status/1556852987662041090
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Bart,
How is your Mandarin?
Pretty good.
I don't usually go to buffets as they are for the Senda types but this one actually has decent food.
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Bart,
Ok, here's an ASS-K for ya'!!
I have noticed for some time now that you ignore almost all of my Tells & Asks, yet you respond (rather swiftly I might add) virtually ALL of @Walks_At_Night 's T&A's. Is this because WAN is not insane, whereas I am presumed to be?
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Bart,
Is @KSM really "Captain North Korea"?
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Bart,
Is @KSM really "Captain North Korea"?
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He certainly has the front-butt for the job.
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Bart,
Is @KSM really "Captain North Korea"?
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Not your best work my friend.
He certainly has the front-butt for the job.
As predictable and boring as always.
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Bart,
Is @KSM really "Captain North Korea"?
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In Thailand they apparently enshrined him at a temple.
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In Thailand they apparently enshrined him at a temple.
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KSM is a kinnaree?
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KSM is a kinnaree?
That made me snort. LOL!
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As predictable and boring as always.
And yet strangely compelling, since you read every last one and comment on most.
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And yet strangely compelling.
No. Not to me or anybody.
since you read every last one and comment on most.
And again. No. You tag me quite often hoping I'll read your predictable mundane drivel, but I cannot be bothered to look. Nothing about you is interesting. I have now received PM's from FIVE other forum members asking me about your "WEIRD LOVE" for me. And then there's the PM's you send me about how you and I could "make such sweet music together"
The only place you're in held in any regard is NAMBLA. Ick.
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You tag me quite often
I don't see a tag on this post that you replied to, oddly enough. Nor did the previous one, which wasn't even addressed to you or mention your name.
I have now received PM's from FIVE other forum members asking me about your "WEIRD LOVE" for me.
Oh, that would be PB and the four barking seals that adore his misanthropic posts of pure hatred. You might make up one actual testicle out of the five of them.
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"barking seals" *snark* good one. But I doubt they possess the ability to balance a ball on their noses
8,000th post pure drivel :-*
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I don't see a tag on this post that you replied to, oddly enough. Nor did the previous one, which wasn't even addressed to you or mention your name.
Oh, that would be PB and the four barking seals that adore his misanthropic posts of pure hatred. You might make up one actual testicle out of the five of them.
Dumpster's still thrashing about looking for someone to feel superior to. If Falkie were aware of him, he'd be laughing at him too. Poor Dumpster.
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Dumpster's still thrashing about looking for someone to feel superior to.
Let's get right to the pain.
I -- unlike you -- am still a young man, and I -- unlike you -- have a real life with friends and colleagues and chicks and good drugs.
I'm not an octogenarian who craves the admiration of a small handful of anonymous retards on the internet, because his life is a failure in every possible respect. I don't need to scream at clouds and shake my fist at passing cars while shuffling around on my porch in a bathrobe.
It's not important to me that you don't like me, or that the barking seals don't like me, or that KSM doesn't like me, or anyone else on this board or elsewhere on the Internet.
Unlike you, I don't need to feel superior to anyone to have a happy, healthy life. Pour Maximum Tears shampoo directly into your eyes.
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Let's get right to the pain.
I -- unlike you -- am still a young man, and I -- unlike you -- have a real life with friends and colleagues and chicks and good drugs.
I'm not an octogenarian who craves the admiration of a small handful of anonymous retards on the internet, because his life is a failure in every possible respect. I don't need to scream at clouds and shake my fist at passing cars while shuffling around on my porch in a bathrobe.
It's not important to me that you don't like me, or that the barking seals don't like me, or that KSM doesn't like me, or anyone else on this board or elsewhere on the Internet.
Unlike you, I don't need to feel superior to anyone to have a happy, healthy life. Pour Maximum Tears shampoo directly into your eyes.
Well, as long as you're not bitter. Lol.
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Well, as long as you're not bitter. Lol.
No, sweetie, I'm not bitter.
I'll bet that you wonder what that feels like.
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I have noticed for some time now that you ignore almost all of my Tells & Asks, yet you respond (rather swiftly I might add) virtually ALL of @Walks_At_Night 's T&A's. Is this because WAN is not insane, whereas I am presumed to be?
He is not Captain North Korea, @Walks_At_Night
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He is not Captain North Korea, @Walks_At_Night
Could KSM be Captain West Korea? I hear there is an opening.
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Could KSM be Captain West Korea? I hear there is an opening.
His bar fine is $11, I DO NOT THINK ANYONE WITH A $11 BAR FINE IS CAPTAIN MATERIAL.
The shedude @GravitySucks took home last night was $40 and wouldn't give him the butt.
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His bar fine is $11, I DO NOT THINK ANYONE WITH A $11 BAR FINE IS CAPTAIN MATERIAL.
The shedude @GravitySucks took home last night was $40 and wouldn't give him the butt.
What? Thailand. Shedude. No butt!?!??! It's an outarge!
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Could KSM be Captain West Korea? I hear there is an opening.
As opposed to all the fa-gottry openings you have. Ya gayer than a room o' 8 guys blowin' 9!
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As opposed to all the fa-gottry openings you have. Ya gayer than a room o' 8 guys blowin' 9!
Was there a mention in this post?
Why, no, there was not.
Don't you ever get tired of punching yourself in the dick?
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Homosexual oversensitivity this one time @KSM . @HamsterMuscle called for overuse of gay baiting. But not this time. KSM penalty offset by BC Lions W-L Record of 7-1. Reset time clock. Continue banter
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Was there a mention in this post?
Why, no, there was not.
Don't you ever get tired of punching yourself in the dick?
And now you're hung up on being tagged. I've yet to mention or "tag" you whereas you have tagged me over 70 times in 3 months. I don't have to mention you because you seek out everything I do as whack material.
You are icky.
You are yucky.
You are fruity as the day is long.
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Homosexual oversensitivity this one time @KSM . @HamsterMuscle called for overuse of gay baiting. But not this time. KSM penalty offset by BC Lions W-L Record of 7-1. Reset time clock. Continue banter
You snored like a locomotive last night. Your toenails need immediate clipping. Thanks for scratching the fuck outta me with your restless Jimmy Legs!
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... @HamsterMuscle called for overuse of gay baiting...
I thought that's what it was at first too, turns out Dumpster has a rare form of Tourette's that when he gets confused, agitated, or overstimulated he panics and starts projecting his gay fantasies on others.
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And now you're hung up on being tagged. I've yet to mention or "tag" you whereas you have tagged me over 70 times in 3 months. I don't have to mention you because you seek out everything I do as whack material.
You are icky.
You are yucky.
You are fruity as the day is long.
You snored like a locomotive last night. Your toenails need immediate clipping. Thanks for scratching the fuck outta me with your restless Jimmy Legs!
Q. Why did the semen cross the road?
A. Because it was my first wank in two weeks.
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I thought that's what it was at first too, turns out Dumpster has a rare form of Tourette's that when he gets confused, agitated, or overstimulated he panics and starts projecting his gay fantasies on others.
Somewhere out there, a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen you consume. Now go apologize to it.
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Q. Why did the semen cross the road?
A. Because it was my first wank in two weeks.
Rim shot. :-\
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Somewhere out there, a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen you consume. Now go apologize to it.
No gay baiting? What, are you growing up?
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Homosexual oversensitivity this one time @KSM . @HamsterMuscle called for overuse of gay baiting. But not this time. KSM penalty offset by BC Lions W-L Record of 7-1. Reset time clock. Continue banter
You snored like a locomotive last night. Your toenails need immediate clipping. Thanks for scratching the fuck outta me with your restless Jimmy Legs!
@KSM This is what happens when you are dreaming about me but sleeping with your dog
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No gay baiting? What, are you growing up?
See? The Rodent kind of grows on you. You have to come out and look for him when you haven't seen him for awhile. I know I start to miss his witty bon mots. As long as they are aimed at other gabbers
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@KSM This is what happens when you are dreaming about me but sleeping with your dog
Hello, police? I want to report a murder.
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You snored like a locomotive last night. Your toenails need immediate clipping. Thanks for scratching the fuck outta me with your restless Jimmy Legs!
@KSM This is what happens when you are dreaming about me but sleeping with your dog
Now, you know that's just silly-talk right there.
Hello, police? I want to report a murder.
I would be a great killer. Meticulous, in fact. No hasty decisions here. From kill to cleanup. Perfectly done. :)
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I would think those spiky things you floormen use to pull carpet tight would be a good instrument of torture, don’t you @Bart Ell?
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I would think those spiky things you floormen use to pull carpet tight would be a good instrument of torture, don’t you @Bart Ell?
Yeah, tac strip AKA smooth edge is nasty stuff but that's for the lowly carpet guys. I am/was strictly hard surface flooring products. That's where the $ is. Fuck carpet.
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Nail guns then.
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No gay baiting? What, are you growing up?
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Nail guns then.
Now we're gettin' somewhere. Or @JUAN Brad Nailer... Oooh like a 16 or 18 guage pins about 1.5" ? Those peppered around the body with a strategy? You're looking at real-life-horror!
Of course I would never do this.
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Now we're gettin' somewhere. Or @JUAN Brad Nailer... Oooh like a 16 or 18 guage pins about 1.5" ? Those peppered around the body with a strategy? You're looking at real-life-horror!
Of course I would never do this.
Yessiree, you're the belt-buckliest Yosemite Sam cosplayer west of Dodge City. The roughest, toughest, he-man stuffest, blood thirstiest, shoot-em-firstiest, doggone worstiest claim-jumper that ever jumped a claim.
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Fuck carpet.
Yep. Fuck carpet. I hate wall to wall carpet. Hard flooring is the way top go with maybe a throw rug or runner in certain areas.
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Yep. Fuck carpet. I hate wall to wall carpet. Hard flooring is the way top go with maybe a throw rug or runner in certain areas.
Wall to wall is bad, but ceiling to ceiling carpet is even worse! All the blood goes to your head and you might poke your eyes out when walking into the doorknobs. Oh it's a scene man!
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Wall to wall is bad, but ceiling to ceiling carpet is even worse! All the blood goes to your head and you might poke your eyes out when walking into the doorknobs. Oh it's a scene man!
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Fuckstick. ;D
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Fuckstick. ;D
"Yes yes he's a bad boy, but he's just misunderstood. I can fix him." -- every chick and girly man on Ellgab.
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"Yes yes he's a bad boy, but he's just misunderstood. I can fix him." -- every chick and girly man on Ellgab.
Stop pretending to have a repore with anybody here. You don't. Nobody likes you. Nobody cares.
Find your SUCK button and back it off about 11.
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That your mom?
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Oh c'mon we all like @HamsterMuscle 's attention .Talk about a drought, he and Falkie are the only things going here these days. I choose The Rodent anytime. You heterosexual scared straight guys just need to relax your sphincters a bit. I bet he's harmless. Just likes to watch your reactions
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repore
Exfoliating mishap?
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Exfoliating mishap?
Yeah, as in all the sperm on his face.
Rapport sounds hip-hop.
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Rapport sounds hip-hop.
Don't they both sound the same to you?
Isn't that why you chose the spell it repore, because you sounded it out and came up with that?
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Don't they both sound the same to you?
Isn't that why you chose the spell it repore, because you sounded it out and came up with that?
No Nigga No. Dey don't
And tell your little niglet to stop PMing me. Good lord ::)
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No Nigga No. Dey don't
And tell your little niglet to stop PMing me. Good lord ::)
Niglet? Did you waybackmachine the 1994 AOL YoMama discussion channel?
I am not your mommy, why are you trying to hide behind my pretty skirt?
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I am not your mommy, why are you trying to hide behind my pretty skirt?
I have told him on more than one occasion to stop. He loves me, and it's vomit inducing I tell you! I have tried not to utilize the Ignore function but it seems I have no choice.
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Oh c'mon we all like @HamsterMuscle 's attention .
I don't. He keeps trying to touch my penis.
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I don't. He keeps trying to touch my penis.
Thank goodness I don't have that problem. Give yourself permission. I say let him. It may take the pressure off everyone else
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Dear Bartango
Why are we discussing the @HamsterMuscle issue in your Ask Thread? I thought this was staked out as @Walks_At_Night private territory
Sincerely,
You Know Who
P.S. That is a pretty skirt. Who will look under it first? KSM? or HamsterMuscle? or PolkaDot?
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Dear Bartango
Why are we discussing the @HamsterMuscle issue in your Ask Thread? I thought this was staked out as @Walks_At_Night private territory
Sincerely,
You Know Who
P.S. That is a pretty skirt. Who will look under it first? KSM? or HamsterMuscle? or PolkaDot?
Why?
Ever have a relationship where the 3 minute drive home was too long to wait so you just started going at it in the car?
That's where those 2 are at.
There was a fuck fuck party and both of them came.
One would hide under my skirt for their daily cry.
One would try to play Tarzan with the dangling Barticiple.
One would be so drunk they would fall over and fall asleep when attempting to look under it.
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Bart,
All this talk about your pretty skirt intrigued me. What kind of skirt is it? A mini-skirt, floor length or below the knee? Could it be a Scottish kilt? I finally settled on one of those cute poodle skirts from the 1950's. In refreshing my memory on what they looked like, I found this shit:
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So the question is this. Does everything wholesome have to be defiled in some manner by freaks?
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Does everything wholesome have to be defiled in some manner by freaks?
When did you stop beating your wife?
Anyway, yes, because entropy.
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Bart,
All this talk about your pretty skirt intrigued me. What kind of skirt is it? A mini-skirt, floor length or below the knee? Could it be a Scottish kilt? I finally settled on one of those cute poodle skirts from the 1950's. In refreshing my memory on what they looked like, I found this shit:
So the question is this. Does everything wholesome have to be defiled in some manner by freaks?
My skirt is whatever you need it to be for you to get happy pants!
As far as wholesome... were you aware that poodle skirts were only worn by girls who had chlamydia?
It was worn as a warning system to men - they were ready to fuck but you may not want to raw dog them.
The poodle represented the raw dogging.
Back in poodle skirt days all condoms were made from sheep intestines so, on occasion, one would get food poisoning from a rotten condom.
That is where Johnny Rotten got his name - A condom was sometimes referred to as a "Johnny"
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As far as wholesome... were you aware that poodle skirts were only worn by girls who had chlamydia?
It was worn as a warning system to men - they were ready to fuck but you may not want to raw dog them.
The poodle represented the raw dogging.
Back in poodle skirt days all condoms were made from sheep intestines so, on occasion, one would get food poisoning from a rotten condom.
That is where Johnny Rotten got his name - A condom was sometimes referred to as a "Johnny"
I was not aware of that. So all those chicks around Dick Clark were ripe with the clap? Here I had almost gotten through the day without learning anything new to me. Now I know.....
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That is a pretty skirt. Who will look under it first? KSM? or HamsterMuscle? or PolkaDot?
KSM is just too erratic for me. Every time I think that he's stable enough to interact with, a new personality erupts. He's the new turtle your dad bought you because he killed the old one while you were away at summer camp except, you know, it happens every week. Maybe the angel dust in Colorado isn't as pure as in the PNW.
So, in answer to your question, I think KSM will be the first to approach Bart's lovely skirt, but then suddenly take a shit on the sidewalk and fall back in it.
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Thank goodness I don't have that problem.
Okay, by that logic, @PB doesn't have to worry about brain cancer.
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... It's not important to me that you don't like me, or that the barking seals don't like me, or that KSM doesn't like me, or anyone else on this board or elsewhere on the Internet.
Unlike you, I don't need to feel superior to anyone to have a happy, healthy life. Pour Maximum Tears shampoo directly into your eyes.
It seems like just a few days ago Dumpster was telling us he didn't care about anyone or whether they liked him or not or blah, blah, blah, then he gets a few kind words from TL and has been riding a crest of shits and giggles ever since.
And tells us KSM is the one who's ''erratic and unstable'', not him. Ok.
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It seems like just a few days ago Dumpster was telling us he didn't care about anyone or whether they liked him or not or blah, blah, blah, then he gets a few kind words from TL and has been riding a crest of shits and giggles ever since.
And tells us KSM is the one who's ''erratic and unstable'', not him. Ok.
You're better off trying to reason with the Borg.
TL can't help herself. Instigating little twat is her nature. Hammy is the only pud who falls for it.
I think they share a rented room. I imagine it smells real bad.
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then he gets a few kind words from TL
What I read was that she thinks Falkie and me are the most interesting things that are happening on this board right now. I think that says more about you and the barking seals than it is "kind words" about me. Also, your envy is noted.
and has been riding a crest of shits and giggles ever since.
This line, for example. As with virtually everything you write, it is simply you making up your own reality. When Senda does it, there's entertainment. How does it feel to be less productive than George Senda?
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You're better off trying to reason with the Borg.
And yet, you continue to read them, and reply. Now, why would that be, I wonder?
A reckoning is coming, one where you and PB must countenance the ego-crushing truth that me being funny and entertaining when I cornhole you doesn't make you two funny or entertaining. I know that it will be difficult. If you become distraught and need to vent, you can always send me a DM...[chuckle chuckle]...like I need to tell YOU that.
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What I read was that she thinks Falkie and me are the most interesting things that are happening on this board right now...
What I read was her comparing you and Falkie
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You're better off trying to reason with the Borg...
Dumpster needs a new toilet. The one he has is almost full.
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What I read was her comparing you and Falkie
Talk about a drought, he and Falkie are the only things going here these days.
Your reading comprehension problems are a regular feature on this site. You have my sympathy.
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Your reading comprehension problems are a regular feature on this site. You have my sympathy.
Being compared to Falks must be a proud achievement.
I suppose we'll never hear the end of it.
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Being compared to Falks must be a proud achievement.
If you say so, you have experience.
In this case, however, you simply made it up. A lie so shameless and outrageous that it should cause a reader to burst into either laughter or flames.
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See? The Rodent kind of grows on you. You have to come out and look for him when you haven't seen him for awhile. I know I start to miss his witty bon mots...
Yes, all those witty bon mots, lol. You seem to have made his day - now he thinks he's Falkie.
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I was not aware of that. So all those chicks around Dick Clark were ripe with the clap? Here I had almost gotten through the day without learning anything new to me. Now I know.....
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FILTHY WHORES!
Every last one of them.
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I was not aware of that. So all those chicks around Dick Clark were ripe with the clap? Here I had almost gotten through the day without learning anything new to me. Now I know.....
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FILTHY WHORES!
Every last one of them.
Why do they all look like the same girl just with different wigs on? But even the wigs are the same color?
"Dick Clark's Americans" Bandstand
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Why do they all look like the same girl just with different wigs on? But even the wigs are the same color?
"Dick Clark's Americans" Bandstand
🎵 Cousins. Identical cousins 🎵
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Why do they all look like the same girl just with different wigs on? But even the wigs are the same color?
"Dick Clark's Americans" Bandstand
There was a rather manly bone structure going around for a few decades. Most of those girls had middle names like, Bruce, or Larry.
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Why do they all look like the same girl just with different wigs on? But even the wigs are the same color?
"Dick Clark's Americans" Bandstand
No makeup. Now they all have different faces.
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No makeup. Now they all have different faces.
Ravishing! ???
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Should I get East-West Hollywood Opus or BBC symphony Orchestra Core?
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Should I get East-West Hollywood Opus or BBC symphony Orchestra Core?
Depends what you are looking for.
I am a tester for NI so I have their Symphony Series collection.
I believe there is a free version of the BBC one you can try out before getting the fully loaded one.
Yup, still around - https://www.spitfireaudio.com/bbc-symphony-orchestra-discover
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I wonder how any of our hearing is holding up. Depending on what side of the stage I was on I would always stuff a hearing protector in the ear closest to the drums, no matter how big the stage was. Those hats in my right ear or the ride cymbal in my left was deafening. All in all I'd say my overall hearing is almost perfect by taking precautions like this.
My left ear had a premature roll off of my bass frequencies... Blamed on driving with a car window down.
Up until one audition of a gorilla for a drummer, I had as perfect hearing as their machines could detect (minus the bass loss) well into my mid-40s. I had a few times where I heard the test being given to another person... The systems weren't isolated enough. Tinnitus is a bitch.
My eyesight used to be great too... Never given an official "20/10," I did read copyright information from the bottom of the chart a few times too.
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My left ear had a premature roll off of my bass frequencies... Blamed on driving with a car window down.
Up until one audition of a gorilla for a drummer, I had as perfect hearing as their machines could detect (minus the bass loss) well into my mid-40s. I had a few times where I heard the test being given to another person... The systems weren't isolated enough. Tinnitus is a bitch.
My eyesight used to be great too... Never given an official "20/10," I did read copyright information from the bottom of the chart a few times too.
People used to hire me to shoot their old and sickly dogs and place them into pre-dug holes. They didn't want to do the vet thing. ONE time I forgot my hearing protection, and the BOOM-BANG of that 303 took out my left ear completely. It eventually recovered but it took the better part of a year.
#Clyde
#woof
#Do not EXCLUSIVELY Feed Your Dogs PEOPLE FOOD!
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Bart,
I am watching the very first James Bond film, Dr. No. The American CIA agent that Bond co-operates with is named Felix Leiter and is played by Jack Lord. As a huge Hawaii Five-O fan, I think Lord was probably the best of the actors to play Felix. The thing is, I am wondering if points should be deducted in a big way due to the cat's eyes sunglasses that he wears. Question is should Lord take a hit for this leaving perhaps David Hedison in the lead of Leiter's or am I being a total fan boy in over looking it?
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Bart,
I am watching the very first James Bond film, Dr. No. The American CIA agent that Bond co-operates with is named Felix Leiter and is played by Jack Lord. As a huge Hawaii Five-O fan, I think Lord was probably the best of the actors to play Felix. The thing is, I am wondering if points should be deducted in a big way due to the cat's eyes sunglasses that he wears. Question is should Lord take a hit for this leaving perhaps David Hedison in the lead of Leiter's or am I being a total fan boy in over looking it?
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I tried watching a James Bond movie once.
Never again.
Same with Hawaii Five-O.
Your love of this man is noted, though.
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Ravishing! ???
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I just read somewhere this 90s lipstick thing is coming back. Let's hope that's not true.
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People used to hire me to shoot their old and sickly dogs and place them into pre-dug holes. They didn't want to do the vet thing. ONE time I forgot my hearing protection, and the BOOM-BANG of that 303 took out my left ear completely. It eventually recovered but it took the better part of a year.
#Clyde
#woof
#Do not EXCLUSIVELY Feed Your Dogs PEOPLE FOOD!
This sounds like a horrible job. Why in the world would you use a rifle for that? Never mind, I just realized: Canada.
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This sounds like a horrible job. Why in the world would you use a rifle for that? Never mind, I just realized: Canada.
You expect us to fuck them to death like you inbreds do?
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You expect us to fuck them to death like you inbreds do?
Jesus, you went pretty dark their Bartlett. I was wondering why one wouldn't use a handgun. ::) But by all means- go with the beastiality angle. :o
Perv!
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Jesus, you went pretty dark their Bartlett. I was wondering why one wouldn't use a handgun. ::) But by all means- go with the beastiality angle. :o
Perv!
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A PERV WHEN YOU PIGFUCKERS ARE ALSO DOGFUCKERS, YOU DOGFUCKINGPIGFUCKER!
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HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A PERV WHEN YOU PIGFUCKERS ARE ALSO DOGFUCKERS, YOU DOGFUCKINGPIGFUCKER!
It's easy to tell when you get excited. You're welcome. :-*
Maybe you could experiment with hyphens? I'm not saying it would necessarily improve things, but dog-fucking-pig-fucker looks much nicer.
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It's easy to tell when you get excited. You're welcome. :-*
Maybe you could experiment with hyphens? I'm not saying it would necessarily improve things, but dog-fucking-pig-fucker looks much nicer.
Hyphens are for people who call their pets fur babies.
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I guess google doesn’t see this thread either
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I guess google doesn’t see this thread either
Did you just finish in a dog or a pig?
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Bart, I’ve really gotten into cycling since March. Are you so against it because you are too fat to look good in tight clothing?
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Bart, I’ve really gotten into cycling since March. Are you so against it because you are too fat to look good in tight clothing?
Yes.
I am too fat to wear the sexy female clothing needed to ride a bike.
I am happy to see you are so open when talking about your transitioning, though.
You go girl!
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Yes.
I am too fat to wear the sexy female clothing needed to ride a bike.
I am happy to see you are so open when talking about your transitioning, though.
You go girl!
YOU HATE HAM! You've lost credibility. @whoozit owns a ham farm and that bothers you!
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YOU HATE HAM! You've lost credibility. @whoozit owns a ham farm and that bothers you!
1. #FuckHam
2. Did you notice he is trying to lock all females out of his house? Clearly he now thinks females are yucky and HE WANTS TO WEAR THEIR CLOTHES WHILE RIDING AROUND ON HIS BIKE.
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1. #FuckHam
2. Did you notice he is trying to lock all females out of his house? Clearly he now thinks females are yucky and HE WANTS TO WEAR THEIR CLOTHES WHILE RIDING AROUND ON HIS BIKE.
I talked him into doing the compassionate thing by locking them in the shed. We'll see what happens. And IF he's transitioning as you say? Keep an eye on his AV.
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Yes.
I am too fat to wear the sexy female clothing needed to ride a bike.
I am happy to see you are so open when talking about your transitioning, though.
You go girl!
One of life's guilty pleasures is to don gaudy colors and ride through the streets 4 or 5 abreast.
Bart, why is everyone always in a rush?
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One of life's guilty pleasures is to don gaudy colors and ride through the streets 4 or 5 abreast.
Bart, why is everyone always in a rush?
5 abreast?
Did one have a mastectomy or was one only able to pay for half the transition?
Abreasts come in pairs.
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One of life's guilty pleasures is to don gaudy colors and ride through the streets 4 or 5 abreast.
Bart, why is everyone always in a rush?
Practicing for Carnival? You’re a regular party PB. I’m a little surprised, not gonna lie…
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5 abreast?
Did one have a mastectomy or was one only able to pay for half the transition?
Abreasts come in pairs.
I heard some people get three. Is it a blessing or a curse?
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I've had a few cracks at SGs but always put my money into other stuff... Now's the time to put something together and give it to a kid after I don't touch it after 6 months.
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Safe risk? They're Canadians. It's mahogany. Three humbuckers. They'll probably will be replaced with direct mount JB, 59 and an esoteric/odd middle pickup, maybe a Peter Green flip. Series/parallel push-pull switching...
No @KSM, No mini humbuckers, no P-90s, no Strat pickups... Although a Tele bridge in the middle might be interesting, hahaha! It's this or a Firebird kit... I love me big slabs of mahogany.
https://www.solomusicgear.com/product/solo-sg-style-diy-guitar-kit-basswood-body-set-neck-3-pick-ups/
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Why did you keep Cubase a secret for so long?
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I've had a few cracks at SGs but always put my money into other stuff... Now's the time to put something together and give it to a kid after I don't touch it after 6 months.
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Safe risk? They're Canadians. It's mahogany. Three humbuckers. They'll probably will be replaced with direct mount JB, 59 and an esoteric/odd middle pickup, maybe a Peter Green flip. Series/parallel push-pull switching...
No @KSM, No mini humbuckers, no P-90s, no Strat pickups... Although a Tele bridge in the middle might be interesting, hahaha! It's this or a Firebird kit... I love me big slabs of mahogany.
https://www.solomusicgear.com/product/solo-sg-style-diy-guitar-kit-basswood-body-set-neck-3-pick-ups/
Their stuff is pretty good. I pop into their showroom every few months to see what they have. I have bought 5-6 of their kits and each one was decent if you intend to swap out much of the hardware. I have 2 Mockingbirds from them that I like more than the original one I have.
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Why did you keep Cubase a secret for so long?
Because I did not want everyone to know how easy it is to spend a Sunday recording a 35 track Heart cover for a Japanese auto company.
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I've had a few cracks at SGs but always put my money into other stuff... Now's the time to put something together and give it to a kid after I don't touch it after 6 months.
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Safe risk? They're Canadians. It's mahogany. Three humbuckers. They'll probably will be replaced with direct mount JB, 59 and an esoteric/odd middle pickup, maybe a Peter Green flip. Series/parallel push-pull switching...
No @KSM, No mini humbuckers, no P-90s, no Strat pickups... Although a Tele bridge in the middle might be interesting, hahaha! It's this or a Firebird kit... I love me big slabs of mahogany.
https://www.solomusicgear.com/product/solo-sg-style-diy-guitar-kit-basswood-body-set-neck-3-pick-ups/
I did not know about them. I might have to take a look!
Because I did not want everyone to know how easy it is to spend a Sunday recording a 35 track Heart cover for a Japanese auto company.
CUBASE is still around? I think I have a version from 05 or something like that.
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Practicing for Carnival? You’re a regular party PB. I’m a little surprised, not gonna lie…
It was just a joke, those people are really annoying and give the rest of us a bad name.
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CUBASE is still around? I think I have a version from 05 or something like that.
What do you use, @KSM? Do you think he uses Garage Band @Bart Ell?
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What do you use, @KSM? Do you think he uses Garage Band @Bart Ell?
I believe he uses a digital multitrack mixer/recorder.
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Their stuff is pretty good. I pop into their showroom every few months to see what they have. I have bought 5-6 of their kits and each one was decent if you intend to swap out much of the hardware. I have 2 Mockingbirds from them that I like more than the original one I have.
Yay! Thanks for the feedback. I feel more comfortable... Sold.
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I believe he uses a digital multitrack mixer/recorder.
@JUAN Bart is correct.
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@Bart Ell This is recent - Is there another option other than soundcloud? The loss of audio quality when uploaded is stunning. Did you once say that everything MP3 is converted to 120?
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@Bart Ell This is recent - Is there another option other than soundcloud? The loss of audio quality when uploaded is stunning. Did you once say that everything MP3 is converted to 120?
You are better off slapping a picture on it and uploading to YouTube.
Soundcloud HQ is 320 but they charge you $10 a month for it.
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Why didn't you tell me Cubase will see AND PLAY my hardware Kurzweil and Yamaha synthesizers? K2500X, TX-81A and TG-77 come out of the closet and back into the rack. @TigerLily should be happy - the 90s live again.
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Why didn't you tell me Cubase will see AND PLAY my hardware Kurzweil and Yamaha synthesizers? K2500X, TX-81A and TG-77 come out of the closet and back into the rack. @TigerLily should be happy - the 90s live again.
The 90's were a great decade. I remember hearing "Black Hole Sun" for the first time. I remember being able to vote for the first time. I remember losing my virginity. I remember Art Bell was on the radio almost every night
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Bart, would you agree with @TigerLily that the 90's were a great decade?
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The 90's were a great decade. I remember hearing "Black Hole Sun" for the first time. I remember being able to vote for the first time. I remember losing my virginity. I remember Art Bell was on the radio almost every night
Musically, it was the 1960s for me, but favorite decade-wise, I really enjoyed being a kid in the 1950s.
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Bart, would you agree with @TigerLily that the 90's were a great decade?
Musically, it was the 1960s for me, but favorite decade-wise, I really enjoyed being a kid in the 1950s.
TL is just trying to sound like she's young by saying she loved the 90's and its horrific music. LOST HER INNOCENCE in the 90s? I mean come-on!! She's puttin' one over on us.
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Bart, would you agree with @TigerLily that the 90's were a great decade?
Started out great then shit the bed and then around 1995 my Forrest Gump years began.
Overall it was a magical decade so yes, I would agree.
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Why didn't you tell me Cubase will see AND PLAY my hardware Kurzweil and Yamaha synthesizers?
Because I am an absolute asshole of a human, @JUAN .
Which version did you go with?
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Pro. Cubase is on sale this month and gave me a cross grade discount, so it was dirt cheap.
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Fart Bart,
Youtub no longer has moviemaker. I cannot slap a picture on with an MP3. What do you use?
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Fart Bart,
Youtub no longer has moviemaker. I cannot slap a picture on with an MP3. What do you use?
Kane Roberts KSM,
There are dozens of free online video makers, here is one - https://www.adobe.com/express/create/video/youtube
Also, after years of not playing with Alice, KSM Kane Roberts returned and shit the bed while looking like a total goof.
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Kane Roberts KSM,
There are dozens of free online video makers, here is one - https://www.adobe.com/express/create/video/youtube
Also, after years of not playing with Alice, KSM Kane Roberts returned and shit the bed while looking like a total goof.
Thanks!
And LOL!!
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Bart,
Apparently this mural of Gary Player howling in triumph after draining a clutch putt as various figures of historical significance look on, graces the centerfold of his book. Do you think it would look great if airbrushed on the side of a 1979 GMC panel van?
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Bart,
Apparently this mural of Gary Player howling in triumph after draining a clutch putt as various figures of historical significance look on, graces the centerfold of his book. Do you think it would look great if airbrushed on the side of a 1979 GMC panel van?
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LOOK AT GANDHI GRABBING TITTY!
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LOOK AT GANDHI GRABBING TITTY!
Not for nothing was he known as "Randy Gandy"
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Not for nothing was he known as "Randy Gandy"
Weird that he dated Ina Garten for a while.. Seems inconsistent with the message.
INCIDENTALLY @Walks_At_Night I made the best ever game hen tonight in an air fryer! Jesus himself would baptize this bird! Look at that spread @ShayP Followed by my last 9 chocolate cookies. :)
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Weird that he dated Ina Garten for a while.. Seems inconsistent with the message.
INCIDENTALLY @Walks_At_Night I made the best ever game hen tonight in an air fryer! Jesus himself would baptize this bird! Look at that spread @ShayP Followed by my last 9 chocolate cookies. :)
Common practice is to baptize the candidates while they are still alive. Except in the case of LDS. They can baptize the game hens ancestors if you describe where the shells might be composting.
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INCIDENTALLY @Walks_At_Night I made the best ever game hen tonight in an air fryer! Jesus himself would baptize this bird! Look at that spread @ShayP Followed by my last 9 chocolate cookies. :)
More cookies!? @KSM The food looks great. I've never used an air fryer before. When I first heard of them I thought they were a gimmick. Being this is the Ask Bart Anything Thread...
@Bart
Should I invest in an air fryer?
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@Bart
Should I invest in an air fryer?
Yes.
Instant Pot Pro Crisp... or Duo Crisp it you are a cheapskate.
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INCIDENTALLY @Walks_At_Night I made the best ever game hen tonight in an air fryer! Jesus himself would baptize this bird! Look at that spread @ShayP Followed by my last 9 chocolate cookies. :)
While it looks great superficially, I am not convinced it was prepared properly. There are a set of instructional videos out there that may help - search for "Cooking with Slobbo" and check out the pressure cooker ones specifically.
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Bart,
Do you know anything about this joint?
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They were going to put one in over in Efland, NC but a bunch of concerned citizens protested and got it shutdown. Not sure if that is a good thing or bad thing but leaning towards bad thing. Any freeway stop that has six guys pumping out tacos while wearing stupid hats can not be too bad, can it?
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More cookies!? @KSM The food looks great. I've never used an air fryer before. When I first heard of them I thought they were a gimmick. Being this is the Ask Bart Anything Thread...
@Bart
Should I invest in an air fryer?
I’m not going for anything that Willis hasn’t pushed.
Sad Sack Walt really enjoys watching the pumping of that special “vacuum handle,†at the 2:30 mark.
From the YouTube link.
“Connie willis is very talented! She loves to get inthe studio and demo products she enjoys herself. she is known to be a top demonstrator, if not the best! she has 2 infomercials that have been running for 5 years or more, that being the WAGNER CONTROL SPRAY, which has won over 15 awards! the other being CUISINART's The Griddler! Her shows run nationally as well as internationally. Take a look and enjoy!
www.ConnieWillis.comâ€
Thank you, Ms. Bigfoot!
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Yes.
Instant Pot Pro Crisp... or Duo Crisp it you are a cheapskate.
Thanks. I'll look into them. I am a cheapskate, but that is by necessity.
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Bart,
Do you know anything about this joint?
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They were going to put one in over in Efland, NC but a bunch of concerned citizens protested and got it shutdown. Not sure if that is a good thing or bad thing but leaning towards bad thing. Any freeway stop that has six guys pumping out tacos while wearing stupid hats can not be too bad, can it?
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Been in one a few times while in Texas.
Lots of food and lots of American flag shorts for sale.
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While it looks great superficially, I am not convinced it was prepared properly. There are a set of instructional videos out there that may help - search for "Cooking with Slobbo" and check out the pressure cooker ones specifically.
I hear Bourdain killed himself after watching that series.
He knew he could never achieve that level of culinary greatness.
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I hear Bourdain killed himself after watching that series.
He knew he could never achieve that level of culinary greatness.
WTF!? :o
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Thanks. I'll look into them. I am a cheapskate, but that is by necessity.
I like my Ninja foodi. You might look at those, too.
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I like my Ninja foodi. You might look at those, too.
All right! Ninjas! I’ll have to check that out, Juan. I know that this Ninja movie has to be one of the most unintentionally hilarious movies I’ve ever watched, especially the RiffTrax version.
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WTF!? :o
That isn't even the one that left Bourdain without the will to live. There exists a video of chicken juice ejaculating towards the heavens from a pressure cooker. A real soul crusher for any Michelin winner.
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I like my Ninja foodi. You might look at those, too.
Will do. @JUAN. Thanks.
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That isn't even the one that left Bourdain without the will to live. There exists a video of chicken juice ejaculating towards the heavens from a pressure cooker. A real soul crusher for any Michelin winner.
Good Lord. I'm about to prep some food for the Steelers opener and I have lost my appetite.
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More cookies!?
YEAH. Cookies!! I LIKE EM'! @ShayP
I go to King Soopers or Costco every Friday and buy a plastic bin of them. 60 per container lasts me the weekend. They're chewy and luscious goodness!
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YEAH. Cookies!! I LIKE EM'! @ShayP
I go to King Soopers or Costco every Friday and buy a plastic bin of them. 60 per container lasts me the weekend. They're chewy and luscious goodness!
That's a lot of cookies. @KSM
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That isn't even the one that left Bourdain without the will to live. There exists a video of chicken juice ejaculating towards the heavens from a pressure cooker. A real soul crusher for any Michelin winner.
You have to ease them into it...
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You have to ease them into it...
Aha! Now I get it. Slobbo's Alligator Pork Chops® are a definite stepping stone. The background grunts in that video were sublime.
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Bart,
There are those who believe that this guy threw a baseball faster than any other human being before or since. No film exists of him action. All that there is are stories, whispers, rumors. The Nuke LaLoosh character in Bull Durham was based on him. Aroldis Chapman. Bob Feller. Nolan Ryan. Walter Johnson. All legends. All slower. I'm not sure. What say you?
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Steve Dalkowski
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Bart,
There are those who believe that this guy threw a baseball faster than any other human being before or since. No film exists of him action. All that there is are stories, whispers, rumors. The Nuke LaLoosh character in Bull Durham was based on him. Aroldis Chapman. Bob Feller. Nolan Ryan. Walter Johnson. All legends. All slower. I'm not sure. What say you?
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Steve Dalkowski
Drinky Drinkowski pitched like a drunken sailor... except faster.
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You have to ease them into it...
Although this is the crown jewel of the Cooking with Slobbo series, I also enjoyed the coffee one.
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Bart, how is Senda still alive? I'm guessing he's built up a massive immunity from his grossly unsanitary conditions. It boggles the mind.
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Bart, how is Senda still alive? I'm guessing he's built up a massive immunity from his grossly unsanitary conditions. It boggles the mind.
He will live to 72 max.
He could have lived into his 90's if he wasn't such a slobby slob slob.
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@Bart Ell - I see you are releasing Komplete 14 just when I’m out of money. Will you set up a go fund me for me?
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@Bart Ell - I see you are releasing Komplete 14 just when I’m out of money. Will you set up a go fund me for me?
Windows or Mac?
If you are using Windows there is a chance I may still have a Komplete 12 Ultimate I can send your way.
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Waaaa. I’ve got 12. I want an upgrade to the collectors edition of 14.
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Bart, who pukes more, babies, cats, or college students?
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Bart,
Apparently the Euro's are dying like flies - not from COVID. Do you think is due to delayed medical care from the pandemic, some side affect from the COVID Vax's or they had a few warmish days over the summer. "OMG - it is 27C. I think I am going to die" and then they get all red in the face and cave in?
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Bart, who pukes more, babies, cats, or college students?
I have no idea what cats or babies do on a daily basis.
My experience with college students is they may gag now and again but they learn how to do better job with time.
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Bart,
Apparently the Euro's are dying like flies - not from COVID. Do you think is due to delayed medical care from the pandemic, some side affect from the COVID Vax's or they had a few warmish days over the summer. "OMG - it is 27C. I think I am going to die" and then they get all red in the face and cave in?
My guess is they sucked down expired squatter paste while feverishly searching for that one false study that may justify their paranoid stupidity.
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Today, only an hour ago while walking Vera through the parking area a guy and his average looking ghoulfriend were driving through as the parking arm raised. I thought nothing of it but as they drove by me I glanced over at him in the drivers side and I think he muttered something about a "hippie" to his vaginal slit. I want to beat him up.
Do I keep an eye out for him or let it go? Now.. I am about 90% sure I heard him right. Keep in mind that if I start something with him that I will be the aggressor in the eyes of the law, and this will result in my removal from the country. However! IF I BAIT him into coming at me, it will be self defense. I can, could, and would quickly dismantle him either way. Chubby guy sporting a wannabe mean-looking biker beard.
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Today, only an hour ago while walking Vera through the parking area a guy and his average looking ghoulfriend were driving through as the parking arm raised. I thought nothing of it but as they drove by me I glanced over at him in the drivers side and I think he muttered something about a "hippie" to his vaginal slit. I want to beat him up.
Do I keep an eye out for him or let it go? Now.. I am about 90% sure I heard him right. Keep in mind that if I start something with him that I will be the aggressor in the eyes of the law, and this will result in my removal from the country. However! IF I BAIT him into coming at me, it will be self defense. I can, could, and would quickly dismantle him either way. Chubby guy sporting a wannabe mean-looking biker beard.
Never let it go.
Unrequited anger is a poison and - as Dave Lampert taught us - you must let the poison out.
Mentions of his fat pad / fupa hiding his mushroom prick should be the kind of bait he would feel the need to answer to.
You must JACKEYE! him.
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Never let it go.
Unrequited anger is a poison and - as Dave Lampert taught us - you must let the poison out.
Mentions of his fat pad / fupa hiding his mushroom prick should be the kind of bait he would feel the need to answer to.
You must JACKEYE! him.
Assuming he wasn't just visiting and I'll never see him again..
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PS What year was the Dave Lampert thing happening? 2011? that is the 1 year that I cannot find anywhere on the interweb.
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PS What year was the Dave Lampert thing happening? 2011? that is the 1 year that I cannot find anywhere on the interweb.
2010
The videos are all over porn sites.
Only click if you want to see boobies and screaming Sybian rides.
https://xhamster.com/videos/raven-alexis-sybian-ride-multiorgasms-1746615
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Today, only an hour ago while walking Vera through the parking area a guy and his average looking ghoulfriend were driving through as the parking arm raised. I thought nothing of it but as they drove by me I glanced over at him in the drivers side and I think he muttered something about a "hippie" to his vaginal slit. I want to beat him up.
Do I keep an eye out for him or let it go? Now.. I am about 90% sure I heard him right. Keep in mind that if I start something with him that I will be the aggressor in the eyes of the law, and this will result in my removal from the country. However! IF I BAIT him into coming at me, it will be self defense. I can, could, and would quickly dismantle him either way. Chubby guy sporting a wannabe mean-looking biker beard.
Do you want to impress the average looking girlfriend?
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... and I think he muttered something about a "hippie" to his vaginal slit.... Chubby guy...
Some people talk, some fight. Sounds like a talker.
Turn the page. But keep an eye out in case you get a chance to mess with him.
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Do you want to impress the average looking girlfriend?
Start playing the nose game properly! @JUAN
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Some people talk, some fight. Sounds like a talker.
Turn the page. But keep an eye out in case you get a chance to mess with him.
Page was turned moments after it happened, but reading Bart's retorts of vengeance can be fun.
That said. There may be fun to be had. It's a big place and there are many outdoor community within the complex areas that fill up on weekend nights as people socialize. I have been invited several times but have yet to attend. I'll attend. If I see the poopypants I'll wink at him and see what happens. This is my comfort zone as my rippling muscular physique glows in the light of the fire, taunting his fat intimidated ass. But nah.. he'll leave knowing that his average girl will finger herself to the memory of my image as soon as time and opportunity allows.
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Page was turned moments after it happened, but reading Bart's retorts of vengeance can be fun.
That said. There may be fun to be had. It's a big place and there are many outdoor community within the complex areas that fill up on weekend nights as people socialize. I have been invited several times but have yet to attend. I'll attend. If I see the poopypants I'll wink at him and see what happens. This is my comfort zone as my rippling muscular physique glows in the light of the fire, taunting his fat intimidated ass. But nah.. he'll leave knowing that his average girl will finger herself to the memory of my image as soon as time and opportunity allows.
This was in your compound? I didn't notice that. So of course you'll see him again.
This calls for a bit of planning. Ask him, ''didn't I see you the other day?'' and see where that leads. ''Boy, there sure are a lot of dumb rednecks around here, aren't there''?...
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Bart,
Ok, here's an ASS-K for ya'!!
I have noticed for some time now that you ignore almost all of my Tells & Asks, yet you respond (rather swiftly I might add) virtually ALL of @Walks_At_Night 's T&A's. Is this because WAN is not insane, whereas I am presumed to be?
Shhhhhh. The are ~ that ~ way. If you know what I mean.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Bart,
Why does some murky government organization have a logo with a UFO on it?
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https://www.airdomainintelligence.mil/
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Bart,
Why does some murky government organization have a logo with a UFO on it?
Because putting tits on it would have been silly.
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Bart,
Why does some murky government organization have a logo with a UFO on it?
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https://www.airdomainintelligence.mil/
Perhaps it's their own cute little way of saying "we have these too ;)" @Walks_At_Night
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That thing looks like the Jupiter II. Maybe they’re signaling that a cranky, self-absorbed old man, a boy, and a robot are really running things.
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Bart,
Let us assume that you are a single, successful guy having a workout at the gym. A nice looking, well endowed woman comes over to chat you up. Is a quick, firm, titty punch the best ice breaker?
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Bart,
Let us assume that you are a single, successful guy having a workout at the gym. A nice looking, well endowed woman comes over to chat you up. Is a quick, firm, titty punch the best ice breaker?
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I did that all the time in the 90's while living in Victoria. A large live band bar called The Forge. Drinks get thrown in your face. Bouncers who usually like you hurl you out onto the street like a common pygmy. It's a scene man! But I didn't use the fist like the guy in the gif, I used my index finger with a gentle poke. You do it in mid conversation when you realize she wants you to mount her. Alas.. no mounting as things go south as already stated.
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Bouncers who usually like you hurl you out onto the street like a common pygmy.
Oh man. I've only been thrown out by a bouncer once. It was rather ugly. So this is a no go.
The old standby of "Baby, you’re sexier than socks on a rooster." it is then.
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Bart,
Let us assume that you are a single, successful guy having a workout at the gym. A nice looking, well endowed woman comes over to chat you up. Is a quick, firm, titty punch the best ice breaker?
That's one way to check if they are real but I love boobies too much to abuse them like that.
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That's one way to check if they are real but I love boobies too much to abuse them like that.
I’m with Bart on this one. ;D
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@Bart Ell can you remote view my rig and tell me where the buzz is coming from. It’s not 60-cycle hum. I’m sure it couldn’t be because I’ve hooked up five synthesizers, the newest having been made in 1995. I really want to avoid the pull every cable until it stops method.
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@Bart Ell can you remote view my rig and tell me where the buzz is coming from. It’s not 60-cycle hum. I’m sure it couldn’t be because I’ve hooked up five synthesizers, the newest having been made in 1995. I really want to avoid the pull every cable until it stops method.
Have any fluorescent-lit displays? I got a great deal on a Rhodes drawbar organ that had a 5k± whine that could be heard in the studio by anyone that still had most of their hearing... Annoying as fuck, but my favorite stage keyboard.
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@Bart Ell can you remote view my rig and tell me where the buzz is coming from. It’s not 60-cycle hum. I’m sure it couldn’t be because I’ve hooked up five synthesizers, the newest having been made in 1995. I really want to avoid the pull every cable until it stops method.
Toss them all in the garbage and get the vst versions.
Wiring problem solved!
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@JUAN You should've asked me about your buzz problem, but you didn't.
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@JUAN You should've asked me about your buzz problem, but you didn't.
Ok, I’ll ask in your thread.
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I mentioned here a few weeks ago that I was going to buy the Lynch Yellow Tiger LTD.
I am going to replace the Floyd Rose Special bridge and nut. I'll also change out anything that isn't of the same as the ESP model. Looking at around $600. in total I figure.
Question: Is it a pain in the arse swapping out the FR Special for the FR Classic (Black) as well as the nut? Or am I better off purchasing everything and taking it to a guitar center ETC and having their guitar tech guy do it? Wiring I do not want to attempt, but the bridge swap-out I assume is pretty straight forward. ? YES? @Bart Ell
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..AND, are we going to have a PRICE TO PAY WHEN WE LEAST EXPECT IT!!?
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..AND, are we going to have a PRICE TO PAY WHEN WE LEAST EXPECT IT!!?
Isn't that always the case?
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I mentioned here a few weeks ago that I was going to buy the Lynch Yellow Tiger LTD.
I am going to replace the Floyd Rose Special bridge and nut. I'll also change out anything that isn't of the same as the ESP model. Looking at around $600. in total I figure.
Question: Is it a pain in the arse swapping out the FR Special for the FR Classic (Black) as well as the nut? Or am I better off purchasing everything and taking it to a guitar center ETC and having their guitar tech guy do it? Wiring I do not want to attempt, but the bridge swap-out I assume is pretty straight forward. ? YES? @Bart Ell
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It should be easy enough to do yourself.
The cheap mounting studs on the Special could be an issue getting out sometimes but the rest is easy.
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..AND, are we going to have a PRICE TO PAY WHEN WE LEAST EXPECT IT!!?
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They had her on a few weeks ago.
She still won't talk to Howard but she'll take calls from staffers.
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@Bart Ell is that you imitating Christine Perfect on the car commercial version of Everywhere?
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@Bart Ell is that you imitating Christine Perfect on the car commercial version of Everywhere?
The only female I remember imitating on a commercial is Merry Clayton.
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Seriously - how much coffee do you drink, Bart? decaff doesn't count. @Bart Ell
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Seriously - how much coffee do you drink, Bart? decaff doesn't count. @Bart Ell
Cuppaday
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Bart,
Why was only the one episode of Heil Honey. I'm Home ever shown? I'll have to admit when Adolf gets a call from Goebbels and says: "Hitler here. No! Bob Hitler - who do you think?" I laughed.
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Bart,
Why was only the one episode of Heil Honey. I'm Home ever shown? I'll have to admit when Adolf gets a call from Goebbels and says: "Hitler here. No! Bob Hitler - who do you think?" I laughed.
First I hear of this but I will study it like I study Bairyn's naked body as she sleeps.
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Bart,
When will little people learn that tonnage often prevails? (https://seed307.bitchute.com/iLB0Ibex4Pxg/9EoPDLteqF90.mp4)
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Bart,
When will little people learn that tonnage often prevails? (https://seed307.bitchute.com/iLB0Ibex4Pxg/9EoPDLteqF90.mp4)
Midgets are like dogs, they never realize how small they are.
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Bart, if a woman tells you that she “used to work at a gentlemen’s clubâ€, should I assume she was a dancer, or could she have been a bartender or bottle girl there? I didn’t inquire further.
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Bart, if a woman tells you that she “used to work at a gentlemen’s clubâ€, should I assume she was a dancer, or could she have been a bartender or bottle girl there? I didn’t inquire further.
If she tells you she “used to work at a gentlemen’s club†and she didn't get her tits out I would call that stolen valor.
There is no way a bartender gets that specific.
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If she tells you she “used to work at a gentlemen’s club†and she didn't get her tits out I would call that stolen valor.
There is no way a bartender gets that specific.
That’s what I was thinking. And she is certainly equipped.
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... There is no way a bartender gets that specific.
Yeah, she would have just said she was a bartender and left it at that.
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Yeah, she would have just said she was a bartender and left it at that.
How about bank tellers?
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Sir Barticles,
What happened on October 15 at 5:48pm? Did PB get his tits out?
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@KSM
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Sir Barticles,
What happened on October 15 at 5:48pm? Did PB get his tits out?
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@KSM
Web crawlers.
One of the search engines was indexing the site and sent their filthy spiders.
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Web crawlers.
One of the search engines was indexing the site and sent their filthy spiders.
Ahh. Well that shines a light on things. Damn, that's a-lot o' spiders!
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Ahh. Well that shines a light on things. Damn, that's a-lot o' spiders!
Still less than there would be if PB got his tits out, though.
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Have you ever met a woman named Brandy that hasn't had the shit beaten out of her?
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Have you ever met a woman named Brandy that hasn't had the shit beaten out of her?
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Have you ever met a woman named Brandy that hasn't had the shit beaten out of her?
Can I answer? I have. She was a six-foot tall, 200-lb. Dyke who loved to go to bars with her pack of cigarettes rolled in her t-shirt sleeve and drink long necks. She told me if I wanted to get her a Christmas present, I could get a Black&Decker vibrator with a kick starter. She had pretty good potential as a songwriter. The shit beating was done by her. I think she drank herself to death.
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Have you ever met a woman named Brandy that hasn't had the shit beaten out of her?
NOT AFTER I GET DONE WITH THEM!
My word, that was a horrible thing to type.
Sometimes you just gotta go for the yucks even if it paints you in a bad light.
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Can I answer? I have. She was a six-foot tall, 200-lb. Dyke who loved to go to bars with her pack of cigarettes rolled in her t-shirt sleeve and drink long necks. She told me if I wanted to get her a Christmas present, I could get a Black&Decker vibrator with a kick starter. She had pretty good potential as a songwriter. The shit beating was done by her. I think she drank herself to death.
Sure she was a she? @JUAN
NOT AFTER I GET DONE WITH THEM!
My word, that was a horrible thing to type.
Sometimes you just gotta go for the yucks even if it paints you in a bad light.
No, that was pretty good! Yucks can be funny.
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No, that was pretty good! Yucks can be funny.
Simple pleasures for simple minds [shrug]
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Simple pleasures for simple minds [shrug]
I'm trying to make the guy feel better. Meanwhile you'd try to suck his dick to achieve the same result. Bottoms up, Hammy. AKA FuckFace AKA guy who likes to have his face fucked.
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I'm trying to make the guy feel better. Meanwhile you'd try to suck his dick to achieve the same result. Bottoms up, Hammy. AKA FuckFace AKA guy who likes to have his face fucked.
How altruistic of you to do that for the owner of the board, while kicking the rest of us in the cock.
You should be awarded something really prestigious and respected by all, like the Nobel Peace Prize.
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How altruistic of you to do that for the owner of the board, while kicking the rest of us in the cock.
You should be awarded something really prestigious and respected by all, like the Nobel Peace Prize.
What the fuck is this, some kind of stay up the latest for the last word?
FUCK YOU GO TO BED!
LAST!
WORD!
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Did your vest get dirty after this? How did that three fingers of Glenfiddich taste in the Pub? You were not to be denied.
https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/1598557854352703488
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Did your vest get dirty after this? How did that three fingers of Glenfiddich taste in the Pub? You were not to be denied.
https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/1598557854352703488
Is this why we're told around age 2 to stay out of the road and pay attention to oncoming traffic?
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Did your vest get dirty after this? How did that three fingers of Glenfiddich taste in the Pub? You were not to be denied.
Were you not impressed at how erect that pole remained?
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Your personal favorite studio mic you've worked with is?
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Your personal favorite studio mic you've worked with is?
I got to play Ian Gillan for about 20 seconds in a German documentary. They sent me to Hansa Tonstudio in Berlin where the engineer slapped up a Neumann U 47 and then casually mentioned that that was the mic Bowie used to record Heroes. That mic was a monster. Can you remember, remember my name?
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I got to play Ian Gillan for about 20 seconds in a German documentary. They sent me to Hansa Tonstudio in Berlin where the engineer slapped up a Neumann U 47 and then casually mentioned that that was the mic Bowie used to record Heroes. That mic was a monster. Can you remember, remember my name?
Great answer. I have toiled contemplated purchasing one of those for years now. They're still under 5K.. I notice there are now the U 47 FET Collector's edition. Not sure why but this worries me. Are they the same as the original? I want an original in mint condition that has been broken in. That said, perhaps whatever they put out now may be just as good as what you may have sung into for 20 minutes. Years ago I had a 58 from 1981 (my very first mic) and did a so-called shootout with a 58 from 2017 and the sound of the 17 was not as crisp/clean as the 81 - or so it seemed to me. MIC paranoia? Perhaps. Question is, do you think they are made to the same standard as the one you sang into?
#PerfectStrangers
PS I could watch, and listen to mic shootouts all day long. :D
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Great answer. I have toiled contemplated purchasing one of those for years now. They're still under 5K.. I notice there are now the U 47 FET Collector's edition. Not sure why but this worries me. Are they the same as the original? I want an original in mint condition that has been broken in. That said, perhaps whatever they put out now may be just as good as what you may have sung into for 20 minutes. Years ago I had a 58 from 1981 (my very first mic) and did a so-called shootout with a 58 from 2017 and the sound of the 17 was not as crisp/clean as the 81 - or so it seemed to me. MIC paranoia? Perhaps. Question is, do you think they are made to the same standard as the one you sang into?
One like that one would be a little more than 5k...
https://reverb.com/ca/item/61435976-very-rare-neumann-u-47-tube-microphone-173
I can see the one from 81 being cleaner than the 2017 one, just like a mic from '56 would put the 81 to shame.
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One like that one would be a little more than 5k...
https://reverb.com/ca/item/61435976-very-rare-neumann-u-47-tube-microphone-173
I can see the one from 81 being cleaner than the 2017 one, just like a mic from '56 would put the 81 to shame.
Microphones and the law of diminishing returns. :-\
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Bart,
Why are crickets such assholes? (https://www.tiktok.com/@jaylampy/video/7073609974420622634)
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Just a piece of toast.
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Bart,
Why are crickets such assholes? (https://www.tiktok.com/@jaylampy/video/7073609974420622634)
Because they can be.
It is also the explanation The Bart uses.
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I got to play Ian Gillan for about 20 seconds in a German documentary. They sent me to Hansa Tonstudio in Berlin where the engineer slapped up a Neumann U 47 and then casually mentioned that that was the mic Bowie used to record Heroes. That mic was a monster. Can you remember, remember my name?
Great answer. I have toiled contemplated purchasing one of those for years now. They're still under 5K.. I notice there are now the U 47 FET Collector's edition. Not sure why but this worries me. Are they the same as the original? I want an original in mint condition that has been broken in. That said, perhaps whatever they put out now may be just as good as what you may have sung into for 20 minutes. Years ago I had a 58 from 1981 (my very first mic) and did a so-called shootout with a 58 from 2017 and the sound of the 17 was not as crisp/clean as the 81 - or so it seemed to me. MIC paranoia? Perhaps. Question is, do you think they are made to the same standard as the one you sang into?
#PerfectStrangers
PS I could watch, and listen to mic shootouts all day long. :D
For broadcast purposes, I've never found anything I like better than a bone stock Electro-Voice RE20 with an old Symetrix 528E processor. I tried the Shure SM7(B) (Michael Jackson recorded the Thriller album on an SM7) and countless other dynamic mics. Condensers are ridiculous for broadcast, but Stern uses a Neumann TLM 103. They used to have him on a larger Neumann but switched to the 103 because it covers less of his face for video.
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For broadcast purposes, I've never found anything I like better than a bone stock Electro-Voice RE20 with an old Symetrix 528E processor. I tried the Shure SM7(B) (Michael Jackson recorded the Thriller album on an SM7) and countless other dynamic mics. Condensers are ridiculous for broadcast, but Stern uses a Neumann TLM 103. They used to have him on a larger Neumann but switched to the 103 because it covers less of his face for video.
I have always wanted an Electro-Voice RE20, and they do seem to be the most popular standard in broadcasting. Alas.. I am not a broadcaster so having that mic would be just for the sake of having it. I think Howard started using the Neumann when he started at Sirius in 06. I could be wrong on that. He's nuts about his compression level, I know that. Wish I knew what those levels were.
SIDE NOTE @Bart Ell I assume you've seen the new Dio film? It's really good. Was never the biggest Dio fan but I enjoyed the documentary.
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SIDE NOTE @Bart Ell I assume you've seen the new Dio film? It's really good. Was never the biggest Dio fan but I enjoyed the documentary.
Too much Eddie Trunk but otherwise enjoyable.
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Too much Eddie Trunk but otherwise enjoyable.
Agreed but I found Trunk refreshing. For many years you could set your clock on Grohl showing up to stick his furry-faced-funk into every single Rockumentary.
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Agreed but I found Trunk refreshing. For many years you could set your clock on Grohl showing up to stick his furry-faced-funk into every single Rockumentary.
It needed more of this guy saying JENRAH.
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Did Scott Depace get fired? Seems like a lot of new voices.
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Did Scott Depace get fired? Seems like a lot of new voices.
Howard TV staff has been gone for about a decade.
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Howard TV staff has been gone for about a decade.
Oh. Wow. So he just fired them all, I assume. Now it's Memet and a few other shmucks? Lisa Glassberg (takes shits at work) was fired and I knew about that. Been watching YT vids lately and hardly recognize anything.
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Oh. Wow. So he just fired them all, I assume. Now it's Memet and a few other shmucks? Lisa Glassberg (takes shits at work) was fired and I knew about that. Been watching YT vids lately and hardly recognize anything.
Howard TV crew did not work for him, they worked for indemand.
The contract ended so they got assigned to other productions for the company.
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Is there a way to get the regular politics posters laid? Posting there seems to be a waste of time that could be better spent fucking.
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Is there a way to get the regular politics posters laid? Posting there seems to be a waste of time that could be better spent fucking.
You have to accept the fact that they have chosen this path.
I thought that maybe VR porn would get them back into the world of the living but it failed to get a rise... GET IT? RISE?
They will tell you they fuck plenty but we know that can't be possible.
Much like Falkie they have chosen something else over being able to still get hard.
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They will tell you they fuck plenty but we know that can't be possible.
Much like Falkie they have chosen something else over being able to still get hard.
Oh, is that so?
Perhaps you overlooked THIS: {twwwaaaaang}
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Oh, is that so?
Perhaps you overlooked THIS: {twwwaaaaang}
@HamsterMuscle Is that a ukulele string? Or are you just happy to see me?
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@HamsterMuscle Is that a ukulele string?
@TigerLily Contrary to Bart's hurtful assertions, you can hold a diving meet off of it when I read your posts.
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So charming to the very ....... end @HamsterMuscle
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So charming to the very ....... end @HamsterMuscle
[shrug] You did the setup. I'm just a game manager. Like Jimmy G. and his hypnotic eyebrows.
@TigerLily
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[shrug] You did the setup. I'm just a game manager. Like Jimmy G. and his hypnotic eyebrows.
@TigerLily
She has woman ass. Not your type.
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She has woman ass. Not your type.
I guess that would make you my type, then?
Hay KSM, wanna hang out later? Are you up for a little frottage?
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[shrug] You did the setup. I'm just a game manager. Like Jimmy G. and his hypnotic eyebrows.
@TigerLily
And he's got game. When he isn't broken
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Hay KSM, wanna hang out later? Are you up for a little frottage?
LICK HIS TITS!
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I guess that would make you my type, then?
Hay KSM, wanna hang out later? Are you up for a little frottage?
@KSM is holding out for Nathan Rourke
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@KSM is holding out for Nathan Rourke
If the Broncos are smart. You know that. 2 mill, tops. It's GOLD!
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Bart,
Is John Daly an incredible striker of the golfball?
Or just a fat slob?
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Bart,
Is John Daly an incredible striker of the golfball?
Or just a fat slob?
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He has a majestic swing and a majestic belly.
He also has a street named after him in the area.
You can buy this place and have a view of John Daly Way for pennies a minute!
https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/25122992/7711-green-vista-gate-unit-1001-niagara-falls
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https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/25122992/7711-green-vista-gate-unit-1001-niagara-falls
Wow! What a pad. Views, Amenities, Locale and best of all easy access to cheap chicken.
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Bart,
What's up with these Looks Maxer Dudes (https://looksmax.org/threads/failed-ll-in-turkey.609507/)? Guy takes out a large loan, flies to Turkey to have his legs chopped apart in an effort to get an inch or two taller, it is a failure and now he can't walk. Even if it worked wouldn't it mess up your body proportions and leave you with little T-Rex arms?
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Bart,
What's up with these Looks Maxer Dudes (https://looksmax.org/threads/failed-ll-in-turkey.609507/)? Guy takes out a large loan, flies to Turkey to have his legs chopped apart in an effort to get an inch or two taller, it is a failure and now he can't walk. Even if it worked wouldn't it mess up your body proportions and leave you with little T-Rex arms?
It would have been easier to move to a place with shorter people like Bolivia.
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Bart,
What's up with these Looks Maxer Dudes (https://looksmax.org/threads/failed-ll-in-turkey.609507/)? Guy takes out a large loan, flies to Turkey to have his legs chopped apart in an effort to get an inch or two taller, it is a failure and now he can't walk. Even if it worked wouldn't it mess up your body proportions and leave you with little T-Rex arms?
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It’s hard to imagine a guy feeling this desperate about his height. And Turkey?! Well, hope the guy gets better. Damn.
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It’s hard to imagine a guy feeling this desperate about his height. And Turkey?! Well, hope the guy gets better. Damn.
It's apparently the go-to place for hair transplant surgery too. No idea why.
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Things all right up there north of the border? I sense some uneasiness.
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Bart,
Is it too early to order my Connor Bedard Blackhawks jersey?
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Things all right up there north of the border? I sense some uneasiness.
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People buy those after they buy these...
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Bart,
Is it too early to order my Connor Bedard Blackhawks jersey?
Yes, it's the Florida pick that will get Bedard.
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It would have been easier to move to a place with shorter people like Bolivia.
Or where @JUAN lives.
It's amazing what men will do if they think they can gain a couple more inches. ::)
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What exactly is this?
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What exactly is this?
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Outdoor winter S&M gear.
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Sir Bart,
I often hear the appellation "big man" applied to various NBA players. But there doesn't seem to be any standard for this by height/weight or position. What makes a "big man" in the NBA?
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Sir Bart,
I often hear the appellation "big man" applied to various NBA players. But there doesn't seem to be any standard for this by height/weight or position. What makes a "big man" in the NBA?
10.5 inches
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Bart,
What do you think? Steamed, boiled or fried?
https://twitter.com/TheFigen_/status/1611691445592936450
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Bart,
What do you think? Steamed, boiled or fried?
https://twitter.com/TheFigen_/status/1611691445592936450
Fried... maybe raw if the mood strikes.
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Is this the worst job at the airport? You gotta wear a horrid red coat and hang on to Johnny Pisser until the heat shows up.
https://twitter.com/eclipsethis2003/status/1612834150524006401
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Is this the worst job at the airport? You gotta wear a horrid red coat and hang on to Johnny Pisser until the heat shows up.
No.
Red Coat does not have to clean up the piss.
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Bart,
Is this the bestest bigfoot video you have ever viewed?
It looks like Schwartz, that little shit from the movie, A Christmas Story, came across a Bumble in the woods. Not good. The video starts with the Bumble having Schwartz pinned to the ground. Then two booming, crushing lefts are delivered to Schwartz's head. The Bumble then completely loses its shit, apes out and drags the hapless Schwartz along for the ride. Blinded by a psychotic rage, the Bumble [and Schwartz] go ass over tip over a cliff and fall into the abyss.
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Bart,
Is this the bestest bigfoot video you have ever viewed?
@PB wishes his bag of shit link was half as believable as this evidence!
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Is this the worst job at the airport? You gotta wear a horrid red coat and hang on to Johnny Pisser until the heat shows up.
https://twitter.com/eclipsethis2003/status/1612834150524006401
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This video is amazing. Was red coat trying to steady the wild pisser?
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Also, red coat = Delta. I would've guessed this was the Spirit gate.
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This video is amazing. Was red coat trying to steady the wild pisser?
Probably the most productive thing he could do at that moment.
Too bad that the camera swung away for a moment. I prefer to believe that The Mad Pisser turned to face the cop as he approached.
I dated a stewardess some time ago. The older stews told her that in the 1970's, they would occasionally find a Saudi, robes hiked up, pissing on the carpet at the back of the plane.
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Is it wrong to put a potato in the front of my cycling shorts? I think it is the same as makeup.
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Is it wrong to put a potato in the front of my cycling shorts? I think it is the same as makeup.
KSM tried that once. Unfortunately he put the potato in the back.
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Is it wrong to put a potato in the front of my cycling shorts?
Not at all.
You should also cut it in half so it gives you a nice camel toe since only women ride bikes.
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Who has the bigger self-promotion vs talent gap, Andy Irvine or Gary Hoey?
I've never listened to either... That know of...
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KSM tried that once. Unfortunately he put the potato in the back.
You kidding? You use a 10 LB bag of russets as ben-wa-balls on a daily basis. Ya' weird phag.
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Who has the bigger self-promotion vs talent gap, Andy Irvine or Gary Hoey?
I've never listened to either... That know of...
Self promotion is a talent.
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I sometimes find Rick Beato tedious, but I think the questions he raises are interesting.
I’d like to ask your thoughts - and anyone else’s.
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I sometimes find Rick Beato tedious, but I think the questions he raises are interesting.
I’d like to ask your thoughts - and anyone else’s.
He does a good job of dumbing things down for the masses.
I watched a clip of the interview he did with Justin Hawkins yesterday and his mix of having a great ear, knowing the theory behind what he is hearing and being able to explain it is rather unique.
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https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1615414674610130954
Well, Bart?
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https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1615414674610130954
Well, Bart?
Seems Miguel has no issue treating his wife like a chid. I think they have a name for people like him.
The bald barber would faint if he saw how his wife treated that hairbrush when he was passed out. Frank has bodies buried in his crawlspace.
Teddy parks cars for a living and thinks this is his world. Amazing.
This is one of the reasons why men in the 50's didn't get blown much.
If a woman wants it then give it to her, if a woman needs it it means you have a small prick and she has daddy issues.
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Seems Miguel has no issue treating his wife like a chid. I think they have a name for people like him.
The bald barber would faint if he saw how his wife treated that hairbrush when he was passed out. Frank has bodies buried in his crawlspace.
Teddy parks cars for a living and thinks this is his world. Amazing.
This is one of the reasons why men in the 50's didn't get blown much.
If a woman wants it then give it to her, if a woman needs it it means you have a small prick and she has daddy issues.
A fair ruling on all counts! Frank does have a slight Ed Gein resemblance...
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Is it wrong to put a potato in the front of my cycling shorts? I think it is the same as makeup.
lol. What? The potato is the same as makeup? I would LOVE for you to expound on this one @whoozit . I want to hear about how you think makeup hides the "real person" and then (please make sure to include) how much you prefer natural women (who are actually wearing makeup). Have you been stealthed?
lol
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lol. What? The potato is the same as makeup? I would LOVE for you to expound on this one @whoozit . I want to hear about how you think makeup hides the "real person" and then (please make sure to include) how much you prefer natural women (who are actually wearing makeup). Have you been stealthed?
lol
I made a joke at my expense knowing Bart’s cycling fetish would cause him to respond. I likened altering my appearance to a woman using makeup to alter theirs. The backstory to that observation goes back a few years to when I was in grad school. I spent the better part of two years with the same group of people. One of them, we’ll call her Stacy, was a nice person and was neither very attractive nor ugly. When ever I saw her she either had no or very little makeup on. At our hooding ceremony she looked much more attractive than usual. After the ceremony a couple of my friends remarked that Stacy looked very nice. It then dawned on all of us it was due to her makeup. I’d be lying if I said I got Stacy to a more intimate environment and got a big (or little) surprise. It is not really a cautionary tale but we all realized how we could be affected by a little war paint. @PolkaDot
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I made a joke at my expense knowing Bart’s cycling fetish would cause him to respond. I likened altering my appearance to a woman using makeup to alter theirs. The backstory to that observation goes back a few years to when I was in grad school. I spent the better part of two years with the same group of people. One of them, we’ll call her Stacy, was a nice person and was neither very attractive nor ugly. When ever I saw her she either had no or very little makeup on. At our hooding ceremony she looked much more attractive than usual. After the ceremony a couple of my friends remarked that Stacy looked very nice. It then dawned on all of us it was due to her makeup. I’d be lying if I said I got Stacy to a more intimate environment and got a big (or little) surprise. It is not really a cautionary tale but we all realized how we could be affected by a little war paint. @PolkaDot
Admit it - all you wanted from Stacy were the handlebar grip streamers she had on her bicycle.
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Admit it - all you wanted from Stacy were the handlebar grip streamers she had on her bicycle.
You see right through me.
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Bart,
Why did hoods wearing panty hose over their heads go out of style? It was a classic look.
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Bart,
Why did hoods wearing panty hose over their heads go out of style? It was a classic look.
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I can answer that! Most pantyhose smell like ballsacks nowadays.
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Bart,
Why did hoods wearing panty hose over their heads go out of style? It was a classic look.
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No women under 70 wear them anymore so they are harder to find.
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I can answer that! Most pantyhose smell like ballsacks nowadays.
Then stop rubbing yourself on women over 70.
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Bart,
Why did hoods wearing panty hose over their heads go out of style? It was a classic look.
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@Walks_At_Night back around 93 or 94 I was tasked to work on a lawsuit brought against my employer. One day during lunch this stenographer told us about a guy that pulled that routine during a deposition that was videotaped. She brought in a VHS tape the next day to show us she wasn’t making it up.
The thing is that he wasn’t wearing it when he walked in and sat down. He saw the video camera and started yelling saying “nobody told me there was going to be a camera†or some nonsense. Then he reaches in his pocket, pulls out a nylon. Puts it on and continues. I can’t find it on YouTube but shortly after his mother starts getting tough questions, she apparently fakes a heart attack and it gets pretty wild as he starts screaming “You kilt my momma! You kilt my momma!
They were still in style 30 years ago
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@Walks_At_Night back around 93 or 94 I was tasked to work on a lawsuit brought against my employer. One day during lunch this stenographer told us about a guy that pulled that routine during a deposition that was videotaped. She brought in a VHS tape the next day to show us she wasn’t making it up.
The thing is that he wasn’t wearing it when he walked in and sat down. He saw the video camera and started yelling saying “nobody told me there was going to be a camera†or some nonsense. Then he reaches in his pocket, pulls out a nylon. Puts it on and continues. I can’t find it on YouTube but shortly after his mother starts getting tough questions, she apparently fakes a heart attack and it gets pretty wild as he starts screaming “You kilt my momma! You kilt my momma!
They were still in style 30 years ago
Note to self. Always stuff a pair of panty hose into a pocket prior to any legal proceeding. Might be a hoot at a real estate closing. Sure I'll sign and initial 101 times but first..........
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If this facial recognition stuff becomes more widespread, nylons may become more widely used, too.
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Monsieur Bartrand
I have always lived a sheltered life in sunny climes. I'm time-phasing the Bengals/Buffalo game right now. Just saw Damar stand up and wave. So cool. But I digress...
It's pouring down snow. But that isn't the right phrase is it? It pours down rain but what does snow do?
Thank you in advance for your knowledge and experience. So experienced
Your groupie
TigerLily
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It's pouring down snow. But that isn't the right phrase is it? It pours down rain but what does snow do?
It comes down as hard as your 400lb mom after she trips on the skateboard at the top of the stairs.
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It comes down as hard as your 400lb mom after she trips on the skateboard at the top of the stairs.
Hmmm..seems a bit wordy. But you're the boss. Let me go try it out...
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Hmmm..seems a bit wordy. But you're the boss. Let me go try it out...
"It's a god damned blizzard out there"
"Holy hell it's really coming down."
"It's snowing its ass off out there."
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"It's snowing its ass off out there."
It is now assless? PUT IT ON THE LIST!
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My local bike shop is building me a fancy new bike. I need to by some new shorts and shirts. Where do you stand on blue shorts as opposed to traditional black? Are assless shorts too much?
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Blue shirt with yellow shorts would be more fashionable at this time. The outfit would make a currently popular statement.
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My local bike shop is building me a fancy new bike. I need to by some new shorts and shirts. Where do you stand on blue shorts as opposed to traditional black? Are assless shorts too much?
The switch from sundresses to shorts is a brave move and quite progressive of you.
Assless shorts should be kept for your bathhouse visits.
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https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/these-are-extinct-animals-we-can-should-resurrect-180954955/
Bart, if you could bring back any extinct animal, what would it be, and why?
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https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/these-are-extinct-animals-we-can-should-resurrect-180954955/
Bart, if you could bring back any extinct animal, what would it be, and why?
100% the Snorkasaurus, especially the talking version.
Why? I WANNA RIDE HIM!
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Have you ever known anyone with an odd shaped head? Or perhaps an unusual small or large head in comparison to their body? I knew a guy with a lonnng head. Like a hammer.
"outta the car, long head!" - Mamma don't dance your and daddy don't rock n roll
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Large heads are common in show business, particularly TV. The Merv Griffin theory was that a large head meant a large face and the face communicates emotion to the audience.
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Large heads are common in show business, particularly TV. The Merv Griffin theory was that a large head meant a large face and the face communicates emotion to the audience.
What about a large head but a small face?
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Have you ever known anyone with an odd shaped head? Or perhaps an unusual small or large head in comparison to their body? I knew a guy with a lonnng head. Like a hammer.
"outta the car, long head!" - Mamma don't dance your and daddy don't rock n roll
I knew a big headed guy named Tommy.
We were in a hotel in Boston, Tommy had the room next to me.
Tommy brought a lady back to his room and I do believe they made the sex.
At some point I hear the girl scream... not a scream you would expect from someone who has getting the sex but a scream you expect in a bad horror movie.
Minutes later there is feverish knocking at my door.
It's Tommy's girl.
She is naked and begging me to allow her into my room so she could get dressed.
I let her in and she begins to describe the nightmare she just lived through...
Tommy pulled out to finish, jerking himself off with his right hand while cupping his left hand in front of his normal headed prick.
Tommy cums in his cupped hand and then proceeds to FEED HIMSELF HIS OWN CUM.
You asked.
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What about a large head but a small face?
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No idea who that is but I can assure you he has had 2 dicks in him at the same time.
I don't mean mouth and ass, they were both in his ass.
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Have you ever known anyone with an odd shaped head? Or perhaps an unusual small or large head in comparison to their body? I knew a guy with a lonnng head. Like a hammer.
"outta the car, long head!" - Mamma don't dance your and daddy don't rock n roll
I had a colleague who reminded me of the Coneheads. It wasn't that exaggerated but in the cube farm one could see the top of his head looming over the top of the partitions. He kept it shaved, very distracting.
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Peppered I am with great response from all!
This could've been its own thread! LOL @bateman Yep. Flat faces too.
Bart, that was a true road story. Bass players & drummers are the drywallers of the musical world.
I had a colleague who reminded me of the Coneheads. It wasn't that exaggerated but in the cube farm one could see the top of his head looming over the top of the partitions. He kept it shaved, very distracting.
LMAO!!!
Large heads are common in show business, particularly TV. The Merv Griffin theory was that a large head meant a large face and the face communicates emotion to the audience.
I have heard that about news anchors also
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Have you ever known anyone with an odd shaped head? Or perhaps an unusual small or large head in comparison to their body? I knew a guy with a lonnng head. Like a hammer.
"outta the car, long head!" - Mamma don't dance your and daddy don't rock n roll
I played soccer in high school with a guy that had a long head. I gave him the nickname Alien and it stuck.
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Bart, did you know that cum is actually blue when it’s in the body. It just turns red because of the oxygen.
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Bart, did you know that cum is actually blue when it’s in the body. It just turns red because of the oxygen.
I had no idea, mine is still in a body even when it leaves mine.
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Bart, did you know that cum is actually blue when it’s in the body. It just turns red because of the oxygen.
Well then I got something seriously wrong with me.
BART, do you guys up in Kan-ada' have the egg crisis that we here in Da' Merica do? No Eggs! Bird flu or some shit. Conspiracies abound and speculation rules the breakfast day. I actually spent $50+ on a gallon tin of powdered eggs. When prepared it's like a scrambled-egg sort of guck. Close to McDonalds eggs, the stuff they use in their breakfast burritos. Down to one actual egg a day from three as I try to sretch out the egg supply I have. Fuck!
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Well then I got something seriously wrong with me.
BART, do you guys up in Kan-ada' have the egg crisis that we here in Da' Merica do? No Eggs! Bird flu or some shit. Conspiracies abound and speculation rules the breakfast day. I actually spent $50+ on a gallon tin of powdered eggs. When prepared it's like a scrambled-egg sort of guck. Close to McDonalds eggs, the stuff they use in their breakfast burritos. Down to one actual egg a day from three as I try to sretch out the egg supply I have. Fuck!
Just got 36 eggs the other day.
Eggs aplenty up in this bitch.
Sounds like their chickens went sterile from all the inbreeding.
Kinda like many of their humans did.
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I made a joke at my expense knowing Bart’s cycling fetish would cause him to respond. I likened altering my appearance to a woman using makeup to alter theirs. The backstory to that observation goes back a few years to when I was in grad school. I spent the better part of two years with the same group of people. One of them, we’ll call her Stacy, was a nice person and was neither very attractive nor ugly. When ever I saw her she either had no or very little makeup on. At our hooding ceremony she looked much more attractive than usual. After the ceremony a couple of my friends remarked that Stacy looked very nice. It then dawned on all of us it was due to her makeup. I’d be lying if I said I got Stacy to a more intimate environment and got a big (or little) surprise. It is not really a cautionary tale but we all realized how we could be affected by a little war paint. @PolkaDot
I see. The art of putting on the face. It truly is an art.
I was talking to a Vivace sales rep the other day (young, short, blond) and she had such “full coverage†makeup on that it was distracting me. I couldn't look her in the eye I kept wanting to see how the makeup moved when she moved her face. Then I was trying to figure out if it would look good in pictures or if she was just going for the ‘looks perfect from a distance’ but the closer you get the more strange the farce becomes.
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Just got 36 eggs the other day.
Eggs aplenty up in this bitch.
Sounds like their chickens went sterile from all the inbreeding.
Kinda like many of their humans did.
...so I am in the land of the not-so-plenty eggs. They say it'll be months before things are normal again. :( :-\
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...so I am in the land of the not-so-plenty eggs. They say it'll be months before things are normal again. :( :-\
Or you could stop listening to Fox News and go to the grocery store.
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There were no eggs at my grocery store the last two times I went. Can you add it to the list Bart?
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I just got back from the store. A 79-cent dozen eggs was $4.89.
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I just got back from the store. A 79-cent dozen eggs was $4.89.
How much were the 4-cent Apples (Russet, while they last, lb.) ?
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Can we set up some kind of historic events calendar here so we won’t miss anniversaries? For instance, we missed the tenth anniversary of The Pizza Roll Incident. George bit the microwaved morsel on November 27, 2012.
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Hey
Barf *Cough* Bart,
- I have three songs that require vocals. Just vocals, everything else is nicely recorded. All three songs sound great so far.
Now for the ASK preceded by a brief TELL. I am having trouble finding fitting vocal sounds for these latest songs. No matter what I do, I remain less than happy. SO - perhaps a vocal processor. ? Perhaps you suggest a standard rackmount unit with a variety of sounds/presets?
Thank you
- Assface
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Can we set up some kind of historic events calendar here so we won’t miss anniversaries? For instance, we missed the tenth anniversary of The Pizza Roll Incident. George bit the microwaved morsel on November 27, 2012.
We could.
Will you run it, @JUAN ?
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Hey Barf *Cough* Bart,
- I have three songs that require vocals. Just vocals, everything else is nicely recorded. All three songs sound great so far.
Now for the ASK preceded by a brief TELL. I am having trouble finding fitting vocal sounds for these latest songs. No matter what I do, I remain less than happy. SO - perhaps a vocal processor. ? Perhaps you suggest a standard rackmount unit with a variety of sounds/presets?
Thank you
- Assface
I haven't used anything like that in years.
The last one I remember trying out was the Behringer Virtualizer FX2000 but I am not sure what you are looking for it to do.
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I haven't used anything like that in years.
The last one I remember trying out was the Behringer Virtualizer FX2000 but I am not sure what you are looking for it to do.
ok
fine
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@KSM what are you trying to do? Modify existing actual existing vocals or synthesize vocals from scratch?
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@KSM what are you trying to do? Modify existing actual existing vocals or synthesize vocals from scratch?
I think I'm just bored and looking for a new toy to tinker with. Two years ago I would have built a deck or a gazebo ETC, but now that I am downsized I need smaller things to do.
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Bart,
WTF did I just watch?
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Bart,
WTF did I just watch?
Further proof that it is better to not be crippled than it is to be crippled.
Something the person in lane 4 would agree with 100% after their pathetic effort.
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Further proof that it is better to not be crippled than it is to be crippled.
Something the person in lane 4 would agree with 100% after their pathetic effort.
They prefer the term handicapped disabled ''differently abled''.
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Bart,
How hard up does one have to be, to be the fourth guy in the rotation of a gang rape of a lizard?
4 Men Gang Raped a Protected Monitor Lizard. Experts Explain Why. (https://www.vice.com/en/article/4aw9pg/monitor-lizard-gang-rape-bestiality-expert-india)
Follow up question. How does one become an expert in lizard gang rape?
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Bart,
How hard up does one have to be, to be the fourth guy in the rotation of a gang rape of a lizard?
Hard up enough to want sloppy lizard fourths but not hard up enough to abandon all will to fuck and spend all day being a miserable cunt complaining about everything in the world until your political guy becomes leader and then spending all day being a miserable cunt defending everything in the world.
Follow up question. How does one become an expert in lizard gang rape?
Lots of practice.
Maybe blowjobs from frogs and some of the sexier carp on the side.
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More cookies!? @KSM The food looks great. I've never used an air fryer before. When I first heard of them I thought they were a gimmick. Being this is the Ask Bart Anything Thread...
@Bart
Should I invest in an air fryer?
Both CPSC and Cosori have advised consumers impacted by the recall to immediately stop using the recalled products and contact Cosori to receive a free replacement or another Cosori product.
The air fryers, priced between $70 and $130, were sold at retailers nationwide from June 2018 through December 2022.
The recalled units were sold at brick and mortar retailers including Best Buy, Target and The Home Depot, as well as online retailers including Amazon, Bed Bath and Beyond, Homegoods, Kohl's, Lowe's, Macy's, QVC and Walmart, among others.
For more information on the recall, and to view a full list of affected products, visit https://recall.cosori.com/country-sel
https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/News/2-million-air-fryers-recalled-due-fire-burn/story?id=97428709
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Both CPSC and Cosori have advised consumers impacted by the recall to immediately stop using the recalled products and contact Cosori to receive a free replacement or another Cosori product.
The air fryers, priced between $70 and $130, were sold at retailers nationwide from June 2018 through December 2022.
The recalled units were sold at brick and mortar retailers including Best Buy, Target and The Home Depot, as well as online retailers including Amazon, Bed Bath and Beyond, Homegoods, Kohl's, Lowe's, Macy's, QVC and Walmart, among others.
For more information on the recall, and to view a full list of affected products, visit https://recall.cosori.com/country-sel
https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/News/2-million-air-fryers-recalled-due-fire-burn/story?id=97428709
Who exactly is this for? Pretty sure Shay won't see it. You want me to pass it on to his mom?
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Who exactly is this for? Pretty sure Shay won't see it. You want me to pass it on to his mom?
"Hello, Mrs. P? Yes , bitch tits here, did Shay ever buy that Instant Pot Air fryer Mr. Ell recommended? He did? Good! Ok, so there is another brand of air fryer made by Cosori that has nothing to do with Instant Pot, you follow? Good! Now they have recalled some of their air fryers. No, Cosori does not make Instant Pot but they do make air fryers. No, that's it, talk soon! Bitch tits out"
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"Hello, Mrs. P? Yes , bitch tits here, did Shay ever buy that Instant Pot Air fryer Mr. Ell recommended? He did? Good! Ok, so there is another brand of air fryer made by Cosori that has nothing to do with Instant Pot, you follow? Good! Now they have recalled some of their air fryers. No, Cosori does not make Instant Pot but they do make air fryers. No, that's it, talk soon! Bitch tits out"
Ms. P
Bitch tits.. I don't have them. However, one day, if I hit the wall, I'll just get surgery. You won't win.
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Ms. P
Bitch tits.. I don't have them. However, one day, if I hit the wall, I'll just get surgery. You won't win.
You were the one who mentioned Art called you that.
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You were the one who mentioned Art called you that.
I know. But in this case you were Art.
I'll use the best audio of the clip as my new ringtone.
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Bart,
How hard up does one have to be, to be the fourth guy in the rotation of a gang rape of a lizard?
4 Men Gang Raped a Protected Monitor Lizard. Experts Explain Why. (https://www.vice.com/en/article/4aw9pg/monitor-lizard-gang-rape-bestiality-expert-india)
Follow up question. How does one become an expert in lizard gang rape?
I take back my earlier comment about you @Walks_At_Night in the random thread.
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I take back my earlier comment about you @Walks_At_Night in the random thread.
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Oh no. I ruined my fine standing over wanting some answers? :'(
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Oh no. I ruined my fine standing over wanting some answers? :'(
She has you one notch above Casio now.
Not the bottom but you can feel the heat.
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She has you one notch above Casio now.
Not the bottom but you can feel the heat.
Casio!?! It burns. It burns.
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What kind of strings you currently using on the electrics?
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What kind of strings you currently using on the electrics?
I'm not picky so whatever I have left in the box-o-junk
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Bard are you a mini beef stick?
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Too fuckin good to answer questions are we? MR. Fucking FancyPants is so elevated he can't answer basic shit! DINKFACE!
@Bart Ell ?
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He’s insulted that you would think he eats grass.
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He’s insulted that you would think he eats grass.
Bard is cage free, so he's eating like a cow-king.
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Bart,
The leader guy of Mexico is talking about and posting pictures of Elves. Depending on the source, Mexico is listed in the top 15 nations in the world by GDP, so this seems kind of significant. I posted it in the politics thread but no one gave a damn. Why is that? I mean ELVES!
https://twitter.com/CTVNews/status/1629689023189876737
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Too fuckin good to answer questions are we? MR. Fucking FancyPants is so elevated he can't answer basic shit! DINKFACE!
@Bart Ell ?
Such a needy Ned!
Ok, I will give you what you are looking for...
No, I only put full sized beef in my mouth.
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He’s insulted that you would think he eats grass.
PAVE THE EARTH!
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I posted it in the politics thread but no one gave a damn. Why is that? I mean ELVES!
In technical terms it would be because they are all mental.
Those are not elves, Americans are jumping the wall.
I see them up here all the time.
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In technical terms it would be because they are all mental.
Those are not elves, Americans are jumping the wall.
I see them up here all the time.
Even at Grandma Bart's house too, huh?
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Even at Grandma Bart's house too, huh?
Elves don't have the funny walk your standard midget does.
I'll take a midget as a pet over an elf 10 times out of 10.
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Elves don't have the funny walk your standard midget does.
I'll take a midget as a pet over an elf 10 times out of 10.
Totally disagree here @Bart Ell . Midgets are just ordinary very short people. Elves are magical woodland creatures and occasionally can be hot
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Such a needy Ned!
Ok, I will give you what you are looking for...
No, I only put full sized beef in my mouth.
Props. A simply beef snack question can catch one by surprise. I'll look past the tardy response as it would have taken me a few days as well.
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Totally disagree here @Bart Ell . Midgets are just ordinary very short people. Elves are magical woodland creatures and occasionally can be hot
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Hmm, @TigerLily if you're going to go with a long haired girly boy mythical creature you have to go Witcher all the way
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or maybe a Huntsman? He seems to have a large ax AND know how to use it.
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While I'm here... @Bart Ell what does this mean?
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or maybe a Huntsman? He seems to have a large ax AND know how to use it.
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Is that the Thor guy?
Look at that ass!
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Is that the Thor guy?
Look at that ass!
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I know- yummy! You have great taste in men, Bart.
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You have great taste in men, Bart.
I agree.
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While I'm here... @Bart Ell what does this mean?
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Fingers no vibe.
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Fingers no vibe.
I won't be taking that advice...
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I won't be taking that advice...
I don't think you have a choice in the matter...............
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Hmm, @TigerLily if you're going to go with a long haired girly boy mythical creature you have to go Witcher all the way
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or maybe a Huntsman? He seems to have a large ax AND know how to use it.
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Verrry nice upgrade @PolkaDot thanks for the recommendation
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I don't think you have a choice in the matter...............
??? Who made you Sargent at Arms?
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Verrry nice upgrade @PolkaDot thanks for the recommendation
You're welcome @TigerLily , any time you want to go window shopping let me know. I do recommend "try before you buy" but I'd never lead you astray.
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??? Who made you Sargent at Arms?
Oh no one has. The Fortune Cookie though. It never lies.
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Bart,
Think they will find gold, jewels and riches or just dust and rat turds?
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1631285366635339781
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Bart,
Think they will find gold, jewels and riches or just dust and rat turds?
Sealed ceramic jars filled with camel cum.
How will they know it is camel cum?
The taste, obviously.
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Sealed ceramic jars filled with camel cum.
How will they know it is camel cum?
The taste, obviously.
Yukon Cornelius on the case!
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Bart, is it okay to wear my cycling shorts everywhere?
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Bart, is it okay to wear my cycling shorts everywhere?
The spandex shorts? Generally speaking that is a creepy thing. Although, if your bike was/is the transportation mechanism that took you to all these places you have to go FOR SOME WEIRD CREEPY REASON, I'd say your good. And creepy.
I'm Bart.
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I'm Bart.
You couldn't hold his spandex shorts.
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Bart, is it okay to wear my cycling shorts everywhere?
I support whatever makes you feel like the sexiest girl you can be.
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You couldn't hold his spandex shorts.
YOU ARE HIS SPANDEX SHORTS!! SUCK IN THOSE BART-FARTS YA' SACK O' FUCKJUICE!
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YOU ARE HIS SPANDEX SHORTS!! SUCK IN THOSE BART-FARTS YA' SACK O' FUCKJUICE!
You couldn't carry his jock.
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You couldn't carry his jock.
Seriously, do ever think of anything but the male crotch?
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Seriously, do ever think of anything but the male crotch?
You couldn't pack his lunch
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You couldn't pack his lunch
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Fudge-Packer
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I just learned that the daughter of a friend is on American Idol, so I’m watching it for the first time in years. I see many of the male contestants are now bringing along their mothers. Do you take your mother to appearances?
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I just learned that the daughter of a friend is on American Idol, so I’m watching it for the first time in years. I see many of the male contestants are now bringing along their mothers. Do you take your mother to appearances?
Never, didn't want a cockblocker hanging around!
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Bart,
Noticed that Youtube has Schwarzenegger's movie The Running Man up for free viewing. There is a scene where three criminals [Whitman, Price and Haddad] are shown as having beaten the running man game and as a result have had their records cleared and are living it up in Maui. What has always bothered me is that they show Whitman and Price with hot 80's chicks in bikini's but Haddad has no chicks. Why do you think that is? Discrimination? Haddad's Islamic faith forbids association with hot 80's bikini chicks? Or the fact that Haddad is a Borat looking dufus and the chicks don't dig him?
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Bart,
Noticed that Youtube has Schwarzenegger's movie The Running Man up for free viewing.
I never watched it but I get the strong feeling he likes men.
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Bart,
Should the old Mother's adage of "Wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident" be updated to "Wear clean, non-thong, underwear in case you are in an accident"?
Exhibit A (https://i.imgur.com/vutqvfk.mp4)
Follow up question: Did you know three legged dogs could run that fast?
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Bart,
Should the old Mother's adage of "Wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident" be updated to "Wear clean, non-thong, underwear in case you are in an accident"?
Exhibit A (https://i.imgur.com/vutqvfk.mp4)
Follow up question: Did you know three legged dogs could run that fast?
1. Wear whatever makes you feel sexy.
2. I did, I have seen it with my own eyes.
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Bart, what is the ideal number of chromosomes for posting here. Quite often 46 feels simultaneously too many and too few.
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Bart, what is the ideal number of chromosomes for posting here. Quite often 46 feels simultaneously too many and too few.
Anything over 11 is just showing off.
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Bart,
Why does Laura London - who is quite attractive, use a filter that makes her look like a freak? Why does Dietrich, who actually looks like a freak, not use a filter which might make the stream watchable by softening the freakishness?
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Bart,
Why does Laura London - who is quite attractive, use a filter that makes her look like a freak? Why does Dietrich, who actually looks like a freak, not use a filter which might make the stream watchable by softening the freakishness?
She is insecure and he is outsecure.
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Why does Laura London - who is quite attractive, use a filter that makes her look like a freak?
The filter IS what makes her halfway attractive. Joan Rivers could’ve made herself look like Maria Sharapova with this.
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Bart,
Youtube shorts keeps recommending videos of a tubby guy in his late 60's just absolutely blistering baseballs with a sweet swing and a woman in her 40's with enormous breasts exercising and digging holes that lead one to believe that they are gonna pop out and sway proud any second but never do. I like baseball and 40ish women with enormous breasts just fine but enough is enough. How do I break the cycle?
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Uhm Nevermind. Got it. Fat guys with nice shots.
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a woman in her 40's with enormous breasts exercising and digging holes that lead one to believe that they are gonna pop out and sway proud any second but never do. I like baseball and 40ish women with enormous breasts just fine but enough is enough. How do I break the cycle?
The one in the overalls?
They keep pimping her and her cockeyed stare to me too.
You break the cycle by telling them you had enough of Cockeyed Mary
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The one in the overalls?
They keep pimping her and her cockeyed stare to me too.
You break the cycle by telling them you had enough of Cockeyed Mary
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Thats her! I'm not alone. ROFLMAO
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Thats her! I'm not alone. ROFLMAO
This will help clean up the mess you got yourself into with the Cross-Eyed Mary shorts
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This will help clean up the mess you got yourself into with the Cross-Eyed Mary shorts
Absolutely amazing. That might do it.
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Bart,
Do you think the Artie vs teddy fight was better than the Artie vs Sal & Richard fight? The year of each incident is irrelavant but I believe they both took place in 07. The Teddy fight may be 08.
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Bart,
Do you think the Artie vs teddy fight was better than the Artie vs Sal & Richard fight? The year of each incident is irrelavant but I believe they both took place in 07. The Teddy fight may be 08.
The Teddy fight was more of a cocaine rage situation while the Sal & Richard fight was a master comedian baiting two amateurs.
It was so brutal he reduced them to tears and it still makes me laugh no matter how many ties I hear it.
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The Teddy fight was more of a cocaine rage situation while the Sal & Richard fight was a master comedian baiting two amateurs.
It was so brutal he reduced them to tears and it still makes me laugh no matter how many ties I hear it.
The Shuli vs Goodstein baby clothes incident was a good one. A spat with moments of fight. The Artie vs High Pitch Mike was quite memorable as well. "May your first child be a masculine child" LOL That was 08 - 09 I believe.
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The Shuli vs Goodstein baby clothes incident was a good one. A spat with moments of fight. The Artie vs High Pitch Mike was quite memorable as well. "May your first child be a masculine child" LOL That was 08 - 09 I believe.
Never enjoyed a single second of Shuli.
Loved every Artie VS Crazy Alice exchange, though.
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Bart,
Wanted a ratcheting bar clamp for some woodworking projects this spring. Went to Northern Tool and they had a name brand one of the proper length for almost $40. Heavy, made of steel and probably would last a lifetime and then some. Seemed pretty steep, so I went across the street to the Harbor Freight where they had a Guy From Pittsburgh (https://www.harborfreight.com/hand-tools/clamps-vises/bar-clamps/ratcheting/24-in-ratcheting-bar-clampspreader-64153.html) model for $6.49 First time I ratchet it down and apply some torque to it, it's gonna snap like a twig isn't it?
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Bart,
Wanted a ratcheting bar clamp for some woodworking projects this spring. Went to Northern Tool and they had a name brand one of the proper length for almost $40. Heavy, made of steel and probably would last a lifetime and then some. Seemed pretty steep, so I went across the street to the Harbor Freight where they had a Guy From Pittsburgh (https://www.harborfreight.com/hand-tools/clamps-vises/bar-clamps/ratcheting/24-in-ratcheting-bar-clampspreader-64153.html) model for $6.49 First time I ratchet it down and apply some torque to it, it's gonna snap like a twig isn't it?
Get 2 cheap ones, tape them together and you got one monster clamper.
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Bart,
Safe to assume this is yours?
https://twitter.com/ghostforeskin/status/1638867837765787648
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Bart,
Safe to assume this is yours?
https://twitter.com/ghostforeskin/status/1638867837765787648
You could not get a drone 5 feet off the ground here without 2 countries knocking on your door within minutes.
Yes, 2 entire countries.
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What brand of coffee do you prefer?
What do you take in your coffee or do you prefer it black?
How much coffee do you drink?
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What brand of coffee do you prefer?
What do you take in your coffee or do you prefer it black?
How much coffee do you drink?
I really don't care about the brand - we have Kicking Horse and McCafé right now.
I put some cream in it until it achieves prime Whitney Houston.
One massive mug in the morning.
Now back to prime Whitney.
My word I would have enjoyed feeding her a grape while we watched The Man Called Flintstone.
Only one grape, though, you don't want to fatten her up or anything.
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I really don't care about the brand - we have Kicking Horse and McCafé right now.
I put some cream in it until it achieves prime Whitney Houston.
One massive mug in the morning.
Now back to prime Whitney.
My word I would have enjoyed feeding her a grape while we watched The Man Called Flintstone.
Only one grape, though, you don't want to fatten her up or anything.
Until it achieves prime Whitney? You mean color? Getting a little coffee racism here. And cream with no sweetener of any sort? That's weird.
You and and Whitney and A Man Called Flintstone? Grapes!? WTF is all this ??? I can appreciate elaboration as much as the next guy but this is strange stuff. This is a lot to unpack right now.
I would like to see a picture of this "massive mug" you drink from each morning.
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Bart,
It seems that Johnny Mathis is coming to town (https://www.dpacnc.com/events/detail/johnnymathis-2023). Would it even be worth going to see the old boy? He was pretty hot stuff in say 1955 but that was almost 70 years ago.
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Bart,
It seems that Johnny Mathis is coming to town (https://www.dpacnc.com/events/detail/johnnymathis-2023). Would it even be worth going to see the old boy? He was pretty hot stuff in say 1955 but that was almost 70 years ago.
Some years back some numbers nerd came up with the idea of banking a bunch of interest by putting tickets on sale 6-9 months before the event date.
That is why they don't mind booking tours for 90 year old fossils that may drop dead at any moment - they have made their money even if they have to cancel.
The only reason to go see Johnny Mathis is if it somehow gets you an extra blowie you were not counting on.
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Some years back some numbers nerd came up with the idea of banking a bunch of interest by putting tickets on sale 6-9 months before the event date.
That is why they don't mind booking tours for 90 year old fossils that may drop dead at any moment - they have made their money even if they have to cancel.
The only reason to go see Johnny Mathis is if it somehow gets you an extra blowie you were not counting on.
This exchange caught my eye because my mom was a fan and played his records. Even as a kid I was taken with his voice. He is right around 90 but still looks fabulous! This was taken two years ago. I think a blowie would be a definite possibility if you take the right date
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He is right around 90
Eighty seven and a half. But who's counting.
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I think a blowie would be a definite possibility if you take the right date
If a woman (or man) is willing to preform mouth favors for a Johnny Mathis ticket then there is an excellant chance it will be a gummy.
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If a woman (or man) is willing to preform mouth favors for a Johnny Mathis ticket then there is an excellant chance it will be a gummy.
Maybe it's me, but I'm not seeing a downside here.
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If a woman (or man) is willing to preform mouth favors for a Johnny Mathis ticket then there is an excellant chance it will be a gummy.
You act like it's a chore
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Bart,
I don't have a creepy underground Eel pit. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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Bart,
I don't have a creepy underground Eel pit. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Depends on how much you like Unagi Nigiri.
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Is a Conquistador skull with an axe blade stcking out of it a good gift for the wife that has everything? A little pricey (https://boneclones.com/product/spanish-conquistador-human-skull-with-broad-ax-trauma-BC-199) but hello...Axe blade.
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Is a Conquistador skull with an axe blade stcking out of it a good gift for the wife that has everything? A little pricey (https://boneclones.com/product/spanish-conquistador-human-skull-with-broad-ax-trauma-BC-199) but hello...Axe blade.
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You see a blade sticking out if it and I see a blade sticking into it.
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Bart,
The main AM radio station here has a show called The Weekend Gardner hosted by Rufus and Mike. Does it have the worst intro for a program that there is, was or ever will be? (https://voca.ro/1bv58xi23igB)
Warning! Actung! Alerte! Do not have your volume cranked up to 11.
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Bart,
The main AM radio station here has a show called The Weekend Gardner hosted by Rufus and Mike. Does it have the worst intro for a program that there is, was or ever will be? (https://voca.ro/1bv58xi23igB)
Warning! Actung! Alerte! Do not have your volume cranked up to 11.
SO MANY COCKS!
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Is a Conquistador skull with an axe blade stcking out of it a good gift for the wife that has everything? A little pricey (https://boneclones.com/product/spanish-conquistador-human-skull-with-broad-ax-trauma-BC-199) but hello...Axe blade.
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I like it. Gotta perfect place for it on my night stand
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Bart, am I correct that baseball died to you in 03?
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Bart, am I correct that baseball died to you in 03?
2004.
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Have you ever used a KSM44? They really are quite nice. I prefer them over the 32's. Hence the price difference. Think I might purchase one. Again ::)
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If you had to pick one mic brand, what would that be?
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Have you ever used a KSM44? They really are quite nice. I prefer them over the 32's. Hence the price difference. Think I might purchase one. Again ::)
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If you had to pick one mic brand, what would that be?
I've probably tried them all over the years.
The only one I have now is the Slate Digital VMS ML-1.
It's like having 20 of the best mics in one.
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Bart,
Passed this billboard while out and about today. Effective marketing or just plain asinine?
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Bart,
Passed this billboard while out and about today. Effective marketing or just plain asinine?
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If I may chime in here; that is just bloody ridiculous. I wouldn't buy peanut butter from a guy who gives that ad the go-ahead as his way of reaching the public.
LET'S PHONE HIM AND HANGH UP OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
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If I may chime in here; that is just bloody ridiculous. I wouldn't buy peanut butter from a guy who gives that ad the go-ahead as his way of reaching the public.
LET'S PHONE HIM AND HANGH UP OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
So weren't moved by the feathers on the wing tip extending up over the top of the sign?
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Bart,
Passed this billboard while out and about today. Effective marketing or just plain asinine?
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When an eagle is too manly for you, be a bald dove.
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Bart, should I have removed (in a way I did) the tip of my thumb that was mixed in with the potatoes when I was slicing them? On a related note, should I have told people about the surprise in the potatoes au gratin? One final question for the hat trick, did you know mandolins are very sharp?
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Bart, should I have removed (in a way I did) the tip of my thumb that was mixed in with the potatoes when I was slicing them? On a related note, should I have told people about the surprise in the potatoes au gratin? One final question for the hat trick, did you know mandolins are very sharp?
I would get rid of the time machine that has you making potatoes au gratin in 2023.
As every mandolin player knows, you gotta use protection.
Same thing if you were using a mandoline.
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Bart, should I have removed (in a way I did) the tip of my thumb that was mixed in with the potatoes when I was slicing them? On a related note, should I have told people about the surprise in the potatoes au gratin? One final question for the hat trick, did you know mandolins are very sharp?
Buy a better mandolin. @whoozit Or do as I do. HANDCUT!
Bart. Is it ok that I answer as well as you in your thread? I seem to be doing so.
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Bart. I thought Mandoline was a drag queen. Should I be spending more time in the kitchen? And less time in waterfront bars?
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Bart. I thought Mandoline was a drag queen. Should I be spending more time in the kitchen? And less time in waterfront bars?
In my day we did not dress males as females to entertain our children!
Oh wait, yes we did.
I guess people were just more secure with their own sexuality in those days and didn't worry so much about being easily flipped to the other team.
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In my day we did not dress males as females to entertain our children!
Oh wait, yes we did.
I guess people were just more secure with their own sexuality in those days and didn't worry so much about being easily flipped to the other team.
Or it could be because the absurdity of it wasn't lost on the general public, and it was rightfully laughed at.
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Or it could be because the absurdity of it wasn't lost on the general public, and it was rightfully laughed at.
Nope, I ran the numbers for a second time and it is confirmed that people these days are just sexually insecure crybabies.
Just 2 minutes ago some fake religious nutjob saw Klinger share a Grape Nehi with Radar and is now organizing bans of Nehi as well as the entire city of Ottumwa.
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Tootsie may just cause them all to diesuddenly.
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;D
If true, your case is bolstered considerably.
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In my day we did not dress males as females to entertain our children!
Oh wait, yes we did.
I guess people were just more secure with their own sexuality in those days and didn't worry so much about being easily flipped to the other team.
DID DRAG FRED AND BARNEY WEAR ONLY THONGS? CHEEKY!
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Bart,
Why would a Texas dairy farm just explode and turn into a boiling, burning hell (https://www.amarillo.com/story/news/2023/04/11/1-injured-in-southfork-dairy-farms-fire-explosion-near-dimmitt/70104654007/)? @GravitySucks didn't get vaporized along with Elsie did he?
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Bart,
Why would a Texas dairy farm just explode and turn into a boiling, burning hell (https://www.amarillo.com/story/news/2023/04/11/1-injured-in-southfork-dairy-farms-fire-explosion-near-dimmitt/70104654007/)? @GravitySucks didn't get vaporized along with Elsie did he?
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Cow farts?
It seems like Texas has some kind of man made disaster weekly
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DID DRAG FRED AND BARNEY WEAR ONLY THONGS? CHEEKY!
Fred The Freeballer?
Never.
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Bart,
Why would a Texas dairy farm just explode and turn into a boiling, burning hell (https://www.amarillo.com/story/news/2023/04/11/1-injured-in-southfork-dairy-farms-fire-explosion-near-dimmitt/70104654007/)? @GravitySucks didn't get vaporized along with Elsie did he?
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Cow fucking was involved.
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Cow fucking was involved.
Quite the climax
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https://twitter.com/trashradio_/status/1646498479500587008
Bart, can this possibly be a real person, or this a hilarious cringe troll?
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https://twitter.com/trashradio_/status/1646498479500587008
Bart, can this possibly be a real person, or this a hilarious cringe troll?
Got to be a troll. Crunchberries? That stuff was worse than Kaboom.
ewweeee....
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https://twitter.com/trashradio_/status/1646498479500587008
Bart, can this possibly be a real person, or this a hilarious cringe troll?
Seems like something someone would toss together so they can point a finger at it and laugh.
If not then I hope he finds a soft frottage when mutually agreed upon companion.
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Bart,
First Jack Nicholson sighting in two years. Unflattering photo or is Nicholson turning into Senda?
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Bart,
First Jack Nicholson sighting in two years. Unflattering photo or is Nicholson turning into Senda?
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The Senda-like neck hole is worrying but I bet he is still fucking prime pieces of ass... and I bet he is fucking 'em hard!
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The Senda-like neck hole is worrying but I bet he is still fucking prime pieces of ass... and I bet he is fucking 'em hard!
He looks like he's about to yell at the neighbor about the dog shitting on his lawn.
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Bart,
What do you do with a million stolen dimes?
1 million dimes — worth $100K — stolen from truck in Walmart parking lot (https://sports.yahoo.com/1-million-dimes-worth-100k-182400065.html)
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Bart,
What do you do with a million stolen dimes?
1 million dimes — worth $100K — stolen from truck in Walmart parking lot (https://sports.yahoo.com/1-million-dimes-worth-100k-182400065.html)
Pawn them for real money and then pay interest on the loan with the real money they give you when you pawn them.
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The Senda-like neck hole is worrying but I bet he is still fucking prime pieces of ass... and I bet he is fucking 'em hard!
I would say you are correct in this assessment. I would also say he now has to fork over the $$$ before the dna is left on the dresses as opposed to afterwards.
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The Robert Johnson biography has finally been published.
https://neveryetmelted.com/2023/04/07/long-delayed-robert-johnson-bio-published-this-tuesday/
@Bart Ell , and I suppose @KSM too, do they have cemeteries by crossroads and soul selling in Canada?
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The Robert Johnson biography has finally been published.
https://neveryetmelted.com/2023/04/07/long-delayed-robert-johnson-bio-published-this-tuesday/
@Bart Ell , and I suppose @KSM too, do they have cemeteries by crossroads and soul selling in Canada?
We just sell out souls at any of the Target stores that skipped town.
I will read the book just to find out if any of his friends admitted all the recordings of RJ were sped up.
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The Robert Johnson biography has finally been published.
https://neveryetmelted.com/2023/04/07/long-delayed-robert-johnson-bio-published-this-tuesday/
@Bart Ell , and I suppose @KSM too, do they have cemeteries by crossroads and soul selling in Canada?
Yes. We too have that. We call it marriage. ;D :P
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The Senda-like neck hole is worrying but I bet he is still fucking prime pieces of ass... and I bet he is fucking 'em hard!
from the looks of things, I would imagine "fucking 'em hard" is relative
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Bart,
What the hell was his problem?
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Bart,
What the hell was his problem?
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Angus Scrum, I believe is his real name. #Phantasm
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Bart,
What the hell was his problem?
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Squirted grapefuit juice into his eye. Really hurts :'(
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Bart,
What the hell was his problem?
His mother warned him that you can't go around giving the old skunk eye to people all the time or your face will get stuck like that.
He did not listen.
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Bart, do you like the look of those distressed looking guitars? I do and I wish that I didn't.
I wouldn't want it for a LP, but strat types look great IMO. Lynch had one in his line.
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Bart, do you like the look of those distressed looking guitars? I do and I wish that I didn't.
It's stolen valor.
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Back when I managed a metal band I could have gotten you some real distressed guitars.
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Bart,
Is greasing around in a Kenworth, with a small captive ape, possibly giving oral pleasure randomly across the countryside really worth it just to avoid property tax?
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Bart,
Is greasing around in a Kenworth, with a small captive ape, possibly giving oral pleasure randomly across the countryside really worth it just to avoid property tax?
You describe a dream life and then ask if it is worth it?
VERY STUPID QUESTION!
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They should remake that show with Kathy behind the wheel and Senda as the captive ape.
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They should remake that show with Kathy behind the wheel and Senda as the captive ape.
Why isn’t the ape driving? Is it because the evil lady at the DMV screwed him over?
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They should remake that show with Kathy behind the wheel and Senda as the captive ape.
Mrs. WAN watches this reality show called Love is Blind. The premise is that they have a group of women and a group of men that talk to each other through a divider and see if they have a love connection without ever seeing each other. They all are rather attractive people of course but it would be great to slip Senda in there. Some hottie flight attendant chatting Senda up through a wall would be some must see TV.
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Mrs. WAN watches this reality show called Love is Blind. The premise is that they have a group of women and a group of men that talk to each other through a divider and see if they have a love connection without ever seeing each other. They all are rather attractive people of course but it would be great to slip Senda in there. Some hottie flight attendant chatting Senda up through a wall would be some must see TV.
Unfortunately since he had his teef yanked out he has added several dozen points to his already impressive Retard Quotient (RQ) so even the dumbest trolley dolly could tell he was a useless bag of guts before they even saw him. I think sex offenders should be forced to spend time with Senda - a situation combining a strong element of justice for both parties with innocent amusement for the rest of us. Just imagine giving Bill Cosby 6 months of penal Sendatude.
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Mrs. WAN watches this reality show called Love is Blind. The premise is that they have a group of women and a group of men that talk to each other through a divider and see if they have a love connection without ever seeing each other. They all are rather attractive people of course but it would be great to slip Senda in there. Some hottie flight attendant chatting Senda up through a wall would be some must see TV.
Are the dividers smell proof?
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Bart,
Saw one of these things today. Cool or just impractical and kind of silly?
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Bart,
Saw one of these things today. Cool or just impractical and kind of silly?
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Impractical. And not very cool
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Impractical. And not very cool
Not in the form of a question.
More suited for the "Tell Bart" thread
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Bart,
Saw one of these things today. Cool or just impractical and kind of silly?
The only thing worse than a full sized pickup is a midget pickup.
I am what is known as a tall drink of water and not a fan of all these midgetized vehicles.
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Bart,
Does tilting at windmills hurt?
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Bart,
Does tilting at windmills hurt?
BIG BIKE IS LYING TO YOU!
Nope, does not hurt at all.
I do not take many pictures, just not my thing.
On the same day in around 2017 I took a picture of a windmill and another of Robert Plant.
I flipped a coin to decide which picture to share...
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Bart,
I'm drinking beer tonight. Yep. I am. Miller beer to be exact. Got 6 of 'em. On number 4. They are not Miller Genuine Draft [which is damn near impossible to find anyways]. Nor Miller Lite, or Miller anything with fruit or onions or whatever weird shit is the current rage to put in beer. Just plain old, garden variety, everyday, common Miller Beer. High Life. The short, little fat bastards pictured below to be precise. Says right on the label "The Champagne of Beers".
I saw the other day that the some Euro imported this exact beer and the EU had a hissy fit and dumped it out in some Belgian bog or whereever. The point of contention being the "The Champagne of Beers". I guess some Frogger down Monaco way got nervous that a Belgie would confuse Miller beer with some sort of fine Veuve Clicquot.
Question for you is: Is this a righteous dump or just Euro paranoia? Follow up question: Why would Belgie Bob import Miller anyway?
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Belgie's destroying Miller
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Question for you is: Is this a righteous dump or just Euro paranoia? Follow up question: Why would Belgie Bob import Miller anyway?
The fact that a company has enough retardation to advertise itself as the Champagne of beers instead of the beer of beers is enough of a reason to me.
They usually import American stuff because there is a crapload of Americans around for some reason and they are not known as a people who like to go out of their comfort zone.
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... some Euro imported this exact beer and the EU had a hissy fit and dumped it out in some Belgian bog or whereever. The point of contention being the "The Champagne of Beers". I guess some Frogger down Monaco way got nervous that a Belgie would confuse Miller beer with some sort of fine Veuve Clicquot.
Question for you is: Is this a righteous dump or just Euro paranoia? Follow up question: Why would Belgie Bob import Miller anyway?...
All the yellow, rice based beer should be dumped everywhere it's found.
... They usually import American stuff because there is a crapload of Americans around for some reason and they are not known as a people who like to go out of their comfort zone.
Haha, exactly. Fools in the home of real Belgian beers.
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... On the same day in around 2017 I took a picture of a windmill and another of Robert Plant.
I flipped a coin to decide which picture to share...
You made the right choice.
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BIG BIKE IS LYING TO YOU!
Nope, does not hurt at all.
I do not take many pictures, just not my thing.
On the same day in around 2017 I took a picture of a windmill and another of Robert Plant.
I flipped a coin to decide which picture to share...
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GOOD GOD, MAN. ROBERT PLANT!
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GOOD GOD, MAN. ROBERT PLANT!
I think that Bart is joking. That's just a windmill, not Robert Plant.
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Sir Bart,
Do you think that this is worth the money?
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Sir Bart,
Do you think that this is worth the money?
They guarantee the 8 fret spread but show a picture of a 7 fret spread.
I would not pay more than $149.99 for it.
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Sir Bart,
Do you think that this is worth the money?
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Way to up your fisting game! YOU GO, GIRL!!
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Bart,
I once worked at golf course. Fine layout. Nice resort kind of place up in Northern Michigan. Helped pay for school. Lady golfers at the time all seemed to look like Jo-Ann "Big Mama" Carner:
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Always bitching about their cart or that their golf shoes weren't cleaned properly.
These days they seem to look like Ms. Alyn here:
What the hell happened? How do you even clean high heels?
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What the hell happened? How do you even clean high heels?
Turns out women prefer making their own money over being stuck in a kitchen waiting for their nightly beating to happen when their small dicked husband comes home from the job he hates and feels the need reclaim part of the manhood he lost that day when his boss told him to fly straight.
If you get enough views you don't have to clean high heels, you toss 'em out and get a new pair for the next video.
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... These days they seem to look like Ms. Alyn here:
Oh man, she can play golf with me any time. However -- straighten that shot out a bit.
Also, how'd that guy toss her the club like that, I need to learn how to do that.
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Turns out women prefer making their own money over being stuck in a kitchen waiting for their nightly beating to happen when their small dicked husband comes home from the job he hates and feels the need reclaim part of the manhood he lost that day when his boss told him to fly straight.
If you get enough views you don't have to clean high heels, you toss 'em out and get a new pair for the next video.
You have great insight into the female mind
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Bart,
I have to take some sort of F'ed up psychological test tomorrow at work. I'm kind of stressed over it. It is pretty well established that I'm an asshole and that my Id ain't right. Why do I have to be tested to have it thrown around for the whole department to see? Any advice? I'm thinking of going radical and doing the Spicoli when filling out the answers.
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Bart,
I have to take some sort of F'ed up psychological test tomorrow at work. I'm kind of stressed over it. It is pretty well established that I'm an asshole and that my Id ain't right. Why do I have to be tested to have it thrown around for the whole department to see? Any advice? I'm thinking of going radical and doing the Spicoli when filling out the answers.
Mention wanting to take the test with your tits out.
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Bart,
Are you for or against abominations? My head says no way but my heart says yes.
Dinosaur Legs Grown On Genetically Modified Chicken Embryos In World First (https://www.iflscience.com/dinosaur-legs-grown-genetically-modified-chickens-world-first-34465?fbclid=IwAR3KJBBqffiVBmEhSmn5pPr4-x9na87zY8Ohlq3NJxu-7Ks4psG-Va5OJ-4)
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Bart,
Are you for or against abominations? My head says no way but my heart says yes.
Cut off your head and get another heart, they are fantastic.
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Bart,
Was this dude that has more money then sense, bedazzled by the gigantic bazoonga's and thus lost all his overpriced shit?
https://twitter.com/MiamiPD/status/1658827429425627139
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Bart,
Was this dude that has more money then sense, bedazzled by the gigantic bazoonga's and thus lost all his overpriced shit?
https://twitter.com/MiamiPD/status/1658827429425627139
Maybe this explains the naked guy running around Miami in WAN's last cinematic masterpiece
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Maybe this explains the naked guy running around Miami in WAN's last cinematic masterpiece
There has to be a connection. I think the thief leaving the scene of the crime with her jacket on upside down is a clue.
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There has to be a connection. I think the thief leaving the scene of the crime with her jacket on upside down is a clue.
This case has a couple of outstanding attributes.
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Bart,
Was this dude that has more money then sense, bedazzled by the gigantic bazoonga's and thus lost all his overpriced shit?
Amy Winehouse with big, ugly fake tits fetish strikes again.
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Bart,
The claim being made is that Shannon is the "World's Greatest Sales Professional". I'm skeptical. Any thoughts?
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Bart,
The claim being made is that Shannon is the "World's Greatest Sales Professional". I'm skeptical. Any thoughts?
Get a good deal it is.
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Bart,
The claim being made is that Shannon is the "World's Greatest Sales Professional". I'm skeptical. Any thoughts?
Shannon blows you if you buy the undercoating.
Does the woman (or man) have to be attractive for you to enjoy the blowie? That's a question only you can answer.
If you are one to enjoy the blowie for what it is then I would say Shannon may be the world's greatest.
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Shannon blows you if you buy the undercoating.
Does the woman (or man) have to be attractive for you to enjoy the blowie? That's a question only you can answer.
If you are one to enjoy the blowie for what it is then I would say Shannon may be the world's greatest.
You don't see the Mark Junior?
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You don't see the Mark Junior?
Not quite cockeyed enough.
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Not quite cockeyed enough.
True, and he probably showered within 72 hours of this ad.
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Bart,
In Kathy's Korner today, Big K was over at Senda's where he gave her a birthday present. It was a DVD player or some damn thing. Irrelevant really. He also said that it takes Big K two hours by bus to reach the Hacienda. So two hours out and two hours back for her. Just to get a stupid little box.
Why didn't Senda just have it shipped to her directly?
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Why didn't Senda just have it shipped to her directly?
If he shipped it to her directly then he would not have been able to show the trolls the nice thing he did for her.
Also, as a responsible YouTuber, he was not going to surrender content so easily.
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Why didn't he make the house call instead of making her...No! Nope! Unh uh..Not going to get roped into the Senda trap. Have a nice day. Moving on...
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The time I went to see Falkie (don't judge me, he hadn't achieved the full ''Falkie'' persona yet, just another weirdo posting on Bellgab - at least as far as I knew), he talked for quite a while - with me listening in amazement, and not really getting much of a word in edgewise. At some point he looks at the clock and in an instant was ready for me to go. Told me Kathy was on her way with two fully cooked turkeys.
I don't think he wanted to share.
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The time I went to see Falkie (don't judge me, he hadn't achieved the full ''Falkie'' persona yet, just another weirdo posting on Bellgab - at least as far as I knew), he talked for quite a while - with me listening in amazement, and not really getting much of a word in edgewise. At some point he looks at the clock and in an instant was ready for me to go. Told me Kathy was on her way with two fully cooked turkeys.
I don't think he wanted to share.
I remember you mentioning this story a few years ago. Always wanted to ask.. did she have the cooked turkeys in the car with her? "On her way WITH two fully cooked turkeys" If she had them WITH, that means the two blobs would be eating them in the car on the way home?
@PB Just trying to wrap my mind around this one.. One full turkey each all in one sitting?
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I remember you mentioning this story a few years ago. Always wanted to ask.. did she have the cooked turkeys in the car with her? "On her way WITH two fully cooked turkeys" If she had them WITH, that means the two blobs would be eating them in the car on the way home?
@PB Just trying to wrap my mind around this one.. One full turkey each all in one sitting?
Unknown. She was on her way to Casa Hacienda from who knows where. I got the bum's rush before she arrived. Arrival by bus? Car? Maybe Patty was with her.
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Bart,
We got the results of that psychological test at work today. It's bad. Real bad. Famous people of the same psych profile as me are Großadmiral Karl Dönitz, Jack Webb and Malcolm McDowell. So my bro's are the Nazi that took over the Third Reich after Hitler wasted himself and all the other big boys legged it, "Just the facts Ma'am" - Joe Friday and everyone's favorite Droog - Caligula. I know I have issues but WTAF? To make matters worse, Hillbilly Jim's matches are Steve McQueen, Bruce Lee and Tom Cruise. He's got the Mod Squad of Cool and I've got this mess:
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I know...I know... "Good luck with all of that" There is a question for you. If you were labeled "Melancholic-Choleric" would you ignore it as psycho-babble nonsense or roll with it? Maybe get a bumper sticker for the rig or fly it from a flag outside the house?
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Bart,
We got the results of that psychological test at work today. It's bad. Real bad. Famous people of the same psych profile as me are Großadmiral Karl Dönitz, Jack Webb and Malcolm McDowell. So my bro's are the Nazi that took over the Third Reich after Hitler wasted himself and all the other big boys legged it, "Just the facts Ma'am" - Joe Friday and everyone's favorite Droog - Caligula. I know I have issues but WTAF? To make matters worse, Hillbilly Jim's matches are Steve McQueen, Bruce Lee and Tom Cruise. He's got the Mod Squad of Cool and I've got this mess...
Aren't you supposed to lie on those things? For example the answer is always 'No' to ''Do you live in a mud hut or steal electricity from your neighbors''?
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Aren't you supposed to lie on those things? For example the answer is always 'No' to ''Do you live in a mud hut or steal electricity from your neighbors''?
The plan going in was to lie but as I'm apparently Caligula, I gave zero fucks and let her rip.
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If you were labeled "Melancholic-Choleric" would you ignore it as psycho-babble nonsense or roll with it? Maybe get a bumper sticker for the rig or fly it from a flag outside the house?
No to the flag, it would mean taking down my NO FAT CHICKS flag and I am not prepared to do that.
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@Bart Ell was it you who bought Kurt Cobain’s Strat with the broken head and only three keys or pegs or whatever they’re called on a guitar?
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Bart, do you enjoy cheese? If so, do you have a favorite cheese?
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Bart, do you enjoy cheese? If so, do you have a favorite cheese?
I hear "Melancholic-Choleric" is good. Hard to find though.
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@Bart Ell was it you who bought Kurt Cobain’s Strat with the broken head and only three keys or pegs or whatever they’re called on a guitar?
Nah, I already have a room filled with junk parts.
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Bart, do you enjoy cheese? If so, do you have a favorite cheese?
I think I have cheese two or three times a day.
Today I had a grilled halloumi salad that knocked by balls off.
Many years ago I was dating a woman who was a B lister in France.
She was shooting a movie right outside of Marseille and I tagged along for about 6 weeks.
There was a small cheese shop in the lobby of the hotel we were staying at.
About a week in I see the cheese guy waving at me so I went over.
He asked me if that was really the B lister that I was with.
I told him it was and he asked if I could have her sign a few items for him.
Your pal Bart saw an opportunity here so I said sure.
Next day he waves me over again and hands me about 5 pictures and a nice selection of cheese.
THE PLAN WAS PAYING OFF ALREADY!
I tell her the story and mention The Bart could probably get some top shelf cheese if she walked in with me and handed him the pictures.
The poor guy skeeted his drawers the next morning as she delivered his signed pictures.
Each morning after that cheese guy handed me another cheese to try.
I did the fake pay move a few times but he was not having it.
I bet if I want back now I could still get a Reblochon or Comté out of cheese guy.
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Today I had a grilled halloumi salad that knocked by balls off.
I'm a little concerned about your use of "salad"
...also I'm sure you'll be fine, you weren't planning on using them were you?
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Today I had a grilled halloumi salad that knocked by balls off.
I fry slices of that with sundried tomatoes until the cheese is browned, then mix in some spinach leaves just before taking it off the heat. Very simple but very good.
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I fry slices of that with sundried tomatoes until the cheese is browned, then mix in some spinach leaves just before taking it off the heat. Very simple but very good.
Sounds yummy
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Sounds yummy
Use the oil from the sundried tomatoes jar for the frying.
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Bart have you ever caught yourself drinking a glass of water while peeing? That happened today. I felt like a full-body-funnel. It also felt internally, mentally and spiritually somewhat gluttonous. I mean, you would eat a panini while number 2ing.. that just seems evil. Like bragging to all the hungry out there, "hey look, I got it coming in and going out" that would be mean IMO. Bad karma
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Bart have you ever caught yourself drinking a glass of water while peeing?
Only in the pool.
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Bart,
Senda wears the same clothes for 3, 4 even 5 days in a row. This we know from the videos. So why does he always have mountains of laundry to do? To the point where the dirty laundry pile blocks the hallway.
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Bart,
Senda wears the same clothes for 3, 4 even 5 days in a row. This we know from the videos. So why does he always have mountains of laundry to do? To the point where the dirty laundry pile blocks the hallway.
Because one of his shirts and one pair of his shorts = a mountain.
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Bart,
What kind of entity did Jeff Bezos get mixed up with?
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Bart,
What kind of entity did Jeff Bezos get mixed up with?
Someone what wanted to get a straw into his wallet, but that seems unavoidable.
Oh, you meant the alien handgrip.
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Bart,
What kind of entity did Jeff Bezos get mixed up with?
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Hopefully one that fucks him the way he wants to be fucked.
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Hopefully one that fucks him the way he wants to be fucked.
Oh, the handjobs.
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Bart,
What kind of entity did Jeff Bezos get mixed up with?
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Gotta be a Bruja. Jeff, honey. Check under the mattress for a charm bag and chicken bones
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Bart,
What kind of entity did Jeff Bezos get mixed up with?
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Something weird going on with his bicep. Looks like it was torn and never repaired. See how it doesn't go all the way down? yikes
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https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1663285936891875330
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Bart, check out the YouTube channel “Lola Body Yogaâ€. I suspect this Lola is not actually trying to teach anyone yoga.
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Bart, check out the YouTube channel “Lola Body Yogaâ€. I suspect this Lola is not actually trying to teach anyone yoga.
Looks like she wants Tennessee police cock in her ass.
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Bart,
What kind of insanity is this?
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Bart,
What kind of insanity is this?
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The waveless seamuncher is one of the reasons why I only do land and sky.
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The waveless seamuncher is one of the reasons why I only do land and sky.
Rodan is in the sky.
Jus' sayin'
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Bart, what is it like to have sycophants? I suspect it is tiring.
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Bart, what is it like to have sycophants? I suspect it is tiring.
Not as tiring as suckephants - elephant sized broads offering blowies.
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Are these Killer Whales getting a little pay back for Marineland?
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1665026134570942464
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Are these Killer Whales getting a little pay back for Marineland?
Impossible.
Everyone loves Marineland, the song told me so.
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Impossible.
Everyone loves Marineland, the song told me so.
I remember that commercial. Early 2000's if I'm not mistaken.
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Well. They are Killer Whales. Have to live up to the rep
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Bart,
I took one of those online dialect quizes where it asks you questions and then figures out where you are from. It was all of 8 miles off for me.
Why has living in the South for over 30 years had no effect on me?
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Bart,
I took one of those online dialect quizes where it asks you questions and then figures out where you are from. It was all of 8 miles off for me.
Why has living in the South for over 30 years had no effect on me?
Don't feel special, they think everyone is from Michigan.
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(https://ibb.co/jVn5Yw9)
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Don't feel special, they think everyone is from Michigan.
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(https://ibb.co/jVn5Yw9)
Oof. Bitter pill for a Montreal boy. Somewhere Pierre Mondou gently weeps.
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Speaking of living in the south, @Walks_At_Night
These 2 events happened very recently in Charlotte, NC.
Don't watch this one if vile slothtitties offend you...
Have you met Judy?
Here we have a half Mexican Asian girl celebrating her hookerness... (She may also be referred to as a half Asian Mexican girl but the song is not Mexican Hooker)
It's not only happening in Charlotte, there are examples of this happening in every state and damn near every country in the world.
My question is this - is it up to Steel Panther to save us from the AM radio crybabies who pretend you aren't allowed to express yourself anymore?
In a Steel Panther world it seems you can do whatever you want without fear of bunch of uptight crybabies who would not go to your show anyway telling people how they are no longer going to your show.
It's almost like everything is fake outrage these days.
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Eddie Trunk and the That Metal Show guys (Jim and Don) are back with a new show called THAT ROCKS. I watch it on YouTube and new episodes come out live on Wednesdays I believe. It's not bad, I like it. The opening music is a take on the Back In Black riff. Pretty catchy..
ANYWAYs.. they still do their weekly top picks on various things. Last week they discussed top ten LIVE albums. Eddie had KISS ALIVE II as his number one. Or was it number two? Whatever, it was high on his list.
Do you agree with the Trunk? @Bart Ell
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Eddie Trunk and the That Metal Show guys (Jim and Don) are back with a new show called THAT ROCKS. I watch it on YouTube and new episodes come out live on Wednesdays I believe. It's not bad, I like it. The opening music is a take on the Back In Black riff. Pretty catchy..
ANYWAYs.. they still do their weekly top picks on various things. Last week they discussed top ten LIVE albums. Eddie had KISS ALIVE II as his number one. Or was it number two? Whatever, it was high on his list.
Do you agree with the Trunk? @Bart Ell
Can't stand Eddie Trunk and the two unfunny dweebs.
Any twat who puts II above Alive! needs to be removed from this multiverse.
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Can't stand Eddie Trunk and the two unfunny dweebs.
Any twat who puts II above Alive! needs to be removed from this multiverse.
I KNEW IT!
1 is hard to beat, although the question of 'how live was Alive 1 ?' was bandied about.. Some say about 10% was actually A"live"
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I KNEW IT!
1 is hard to beat, although the question of 'how live was Alive 1 ?' was bandied about.. Some say about 10% was actually A"live"
I don't care.
It is perfection even if it is 100% Astudio!
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I don't care.
It is perfection even if it is 100% Astudio!
..I know. One of a kind.
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Speaking of living in the south, @Walks_At_Night
These 2 events happened very recently in Charlotte, NC.
Don't watch this one if vile slothtitties offend you...
Have you met Judy?
I've not met Judy. However I think the chick that flashed her titties to the crowd sold me a spool of chicken wire down at the Tractor Supply.
Can't answer your AM radio Q other then to say there is a proper time and venue for anything. Put things in their proper place and all will be well.
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Can't answer your AM radio Q other then to say there is a proper time and venue for anything. Put things in their proper place and all will be well.
You may be right!
In a Steel Panther world grown ass adult women flash their tits to 11 year old boys.
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@Bart Ell have you ever heard of this company?
https://www.cloudmicrophones.com/
I’ve gotten to know the owner. I have no need for this type of equipment. Just wondered if you have ever used the microphones or CloudLifter.
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You may be right!
In a Steel Panther world grown ass adult women flash their tits to 11 year old boys.
Restores my faith in the Youth of America. Rock n Roll!
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@Bart Ell have you ever heard of this company?
https://www.cloudmicrophones.com/
I’ve gotten to know the owner. I have no need for this type of equipment. Just wondered if you have ever used the microphones or CloudLifter.
I have seen them but never used them.
Like cock rings.
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Bart,
Seeing stuff about the Mexican Army preparing to invade the U.S. - if they push up from the south and take some land, is it ok if the US pushes up from the south and takes P.E.I. via an amphibous assault? I don't think you'll miss it really.
https://twitter.com/Sprinter99880/status/1670488051175260161
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Bart,
Seeing stuff about the Mexican Army preparing to invade the U.S. - if they push up from the south and take some land, is it ok if the US pushes up from the south and takes P.E.I. via an amphibous assault? I don't think you'll miss it really.
I think it is fine.
After it is over PEI can open a bunch of tourist attractions showing off the land where they slaughtered American troops.
It's not like you guys are known for winning wars when you go it alone.
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I have seen them but never used them.
Like cock rings.
Now I know what to get you for your birthday. BTW when is your birthday?
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Now I know what to get you for your birthday. BTW when is your birthday?
On the day I was born.
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Bart,
If you were a pubic hair would you be this stoked about it?
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Bart,
If you were a pubic hair would you be this stoked about it?
I hate pubic hair.
I am not sure how up-to-date you are with female grooming but bush is back.
Disgusting.
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Bart,
Do you remember when Mister Lahey would freak Bubbles out with talk about Shit Hawks? How they would swoop down, shit all over everything and then carry you back to the shit nest? Always thought it was B.S. but the crazy, drunk bastard was right. Shit Hawks are all too real.
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Bart,
Do you remember when Mister Lahey would freak Bubbles out with talk about Shit Hawks? How they would swoop down, shit all over everything and then carry you back to the shit nest? Always thought it was B.S. but the crazy, drunk bastard was right. Shit Hawks are all too real.
I never doubted him.
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Can I moderate you? Thinking about a two day suspension.
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Can I moderate you? Thinking about a two day suspension.
Why would I trust a guy that screws up the boiling of potatoes to do anything more advanced than that?
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Why would I trust a guy that screws up the boiling of potatoes to do anything more advanced than that?
They were perfectly boiled.
For a lumpy mash.
Delicious nonetheless.
But, ok.
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I am making dinner for a lovely woman on Thursday night.
Roast chicken with roasted red potatoes and lemon ad garlic in the same pan. I'll stuff the little fuck (the chicken, not the woman) with herbs and lemon after generously seasoning the inside of said bird. Of course the chicken will also be generously seasoned on the outside as well. Basting every 20 mins and rotating the pan. The side will be roasted asparagus done in the toaster oven with olive oil and cracked sea salt.
How does this sound?
Potatoes will be perfectly cooked. ::) like everything else. :P
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I am making dinner for a lovely woman on Thursday night.
Roast chicken with roasted red potatoes and lemon ad garlic in the same pan. I'll stuff the little fuck (the chicken, not the woman) with herbs and lemon after generously seasoning the inside of said bird. Of course the chicken will also be generously seasoned on the outside as well. Basting every 20 mins and rotating the pan. The side will be roasted asparagus done in the toaster oven with olive oil and cracked sea salt.
How does this sound?
Potatoes will be perfectly cooked. ::) like everything else. :P
Bart,
I too happen to have a chicken question but I need to frame it properly first. Just a heads up!
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Bart,
I too happen to have a chicken question but I need to frame it properly first. Just a heads up!
WHOOAA WHOA.. WAN you can't just piggyback/scab off my chicken dinner like that..
Like, checks n' balances n' such, my friend.
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I am making dinner for a lovely woman on Thursday night.
Roast chicken with roasted red potatoes and lemon ad garlic in the same pan. I'll stuff the little fuck (the chicken, not the woman) with herbs and lemon after generously seasoning the inside of said bird. Of course the chicken will also be generously seasoned on the outside as well. Basting every 20 mins and rotating the pan. The side will be roasted asparagus done in the toaster oven with olive oil and cracked sea salt.
How does this sound?
Potatoes will be perfectly cooked. ::) like everything else. :P
Don't be so cavalier about the potatoes, I hear some have difficulty and end up overcooking them.
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I am making dinner for a lovely woman on Thursday night.
Roast chicken with roasted red potatoes and lemon ad garlic in the same pan. I'll stuff the little fuck (the chicken, not the woman) with herbs and lemon after generously seasoning the inside of said bird. Of course the chicken will also be generously seasoned on the outside as well. Basting every 20 mins and rotating the pan. The side will be roasted asparagus done in the toaster oven with olive oil and cracked sea salt.
How does this sound?
Potatoes will be perfectly cooked. ::) like everything else. :P
Get one at Costco and spend the saved time fucking (the woman not the chicken).
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Bart,
I too happen to have a chicken question but I need to frame it properly first. Just a heads up!
Now you are telling in the ask.
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Now you are telling in the ask.
Well...foreshadowing.
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Get one at Costco
Not a bad idea. (The chicken, not the woman)
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Bart,
The subject of my query is actually the foreshadowed chicken fucking from up above. To set the context, this film clip is necessary. Now it is a tad over two minutes. I know it is an imposition and I apologize in advance but it is important to set the stage:
With that in place, the issue I have is this. The spring chicks from my small flock are rapidly growing up fast. It is evident that one is a rooster. I don't need a second rooster. Rusty the big guy is good at his job. Polices up the hens, alerts them when food is available and lets them eat first, he is always down to get down and is not aggressive to humans. So the new rooster is just a useless eater. Homesteading types will say to allow an extra rooster to have a good life until it matures and then take them for meat [what happens to male chicks in real egg farms is horrifying]. I'm not a homesteading type though - I can't kill him Bart. I was there when he hatched out of his egg and he is a cool little dude.
So one thought is to let him free range around and if a hawk gets him a hawk gets him. The other was to sell him. Now much like the gentleman in the film clip, I don't approve of sexual relations with chickens. Also similar to the film clip - after viewing some of the patron's down at the Piggly Wiggly some of them boys in the area do look sexually frustrated. So the question is this - Is it okay to query potential buyers about chicken fucking? I can see the that being really offensive but then again I don't want to see the little guy abused.
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Get some spurs for him and drive down to South Carolina on Friday nights.
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This chicken thing is getting outta hand.
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So the question is this - Is it okay to query potential buyers about chicken fucking? I can see the that being really offensive but then again I don't want to see the little guy abused.
When they come to pick up the chicken they will want to take a look at it.
Present it to them asshole first.
Look them in the eye when you do it and, if you expect any fuckery, place your hand on their prick area and see if they are aroused.
If they are not aroused then sell them the chicken.
If they are, jerk them off and then charge the the same amount as you would have for the chicken.
EVERYBODY WINS!
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Get some spurs for him and drive down to South Carolina on Friday nights.
Think it can take on Vara's LNM bird an win?
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Probably. Varna’s bird is sure to be lazy and whiny.
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What large file send platform do you use? Looking to send something under a GB but much to big for gmail.
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What large file send platform do you use? Looking to send something under a GB but much to big for gmail.
https://ufile.io/
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Do you currently have a bottle of Pizza Pizazz in the pantry? Just noticed the page on KNOR and I think I'll do up a bottle.
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Do you currently have a bottle of Pizza Pizazz in the pantry? Just noticed the page on KNOR and I think I'll do up a bottle.
Always.
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KNOR
Dyslexic.
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Always.
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Dyslexic.
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Dear Bart,
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
What's love, but a second-hand emotion?
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
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Dear Bart,
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
What's love, but a second-hand emotion?
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
This is a first! That's a Four-In-One ASK!! Whhoooaaaa boi this is gonna be GRREEAAT!!!
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Bart,
What does a lady with no hip look like? I keep trying to picture it in my mind. Is like the leg just jutting out of the bottom of the abdomen like in a three year old's drawing of Mommy? How would such a creature get around? Something like this?
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Bart,
What does a lady with no hip look like? I keep trying to picture it in my mind. Is like the leg just jutting out of the bottom of the abdomen like in a three year old's drawing of Mommy? How would such a creature get around? Something like this?
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She would get around with her scooter.
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Bart,
You are a man of the world.
Have you ever put on some whites and participated in the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain? The 2023 festival is on day six and winding down fast. I'm not a big fan but will check in a couple of times during the festival to get the stats for that given day. Length of the run, total injuries, number of hospitalizations and total gored that day - simple, Mickey Mouse stuff. I myself have never had an urge to make the run but I guess I wouldn't mind being a Pastore'. They are those whipper dudes with the long whipper sticks. Officially they are there to keep the bulls moving along and not backing up but in practice they seem to spend most of the time whaling on drunks.
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Bart,
You are a man of the world.
Have you ever put on some whites and participated in the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain? The 2023 festival is on day six and winding down fast. I'm not a big fan but will check in a couple of times during the festival to get the stats for that given day. Length of the run, total injuries, number of hospitalizations and total gored that day - simple, Mickey Mouse stuff. I myself have never had an urge to make the run but I guess I wouldn't mind being a Pastore'. They are those whipper dudes with the long whipper sticks. Officially they are there to keep the bulls moving along and not backing up but in practice they seem to spend most of the time whaling on drunks.
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Using a whipper stick is liking wearing a condom - it takes all the fun out of things.
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Bart,
You are a man of the world.
Have you ever put on some whites and participated in the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain? The 2023 festival is on day six and winding down fast. I'm not a big fan but will check in a couple of times during the festival to get the stats for that given day. Length of the run, total injuries, number of hospitalizations and total gored that day - simple, Mickey Mouse stuff. I myself have never had an urge to make the run but I guess I wouldn't mind being a Pastore'. They are those whipper dudes with the long whipper sticks. Officially they are there to keep the bulls moving along and not backing up but in practice they seem to spend most of the time whaling on drunks.
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Years ago one of the obscure channels that normally shows things like fishing broadcast the Tour de France -which I always seek out to watch - and following that they showed the running of the bulls. It was daily for something like 5 or 6 days, and completely insane.
They only showed it that one year, but I'd watch it every year if it was on. Spend all night drinking and talking tough, then get on the narrow street between the bull ring and the stadium. These monsters come running down the street with bad attitudes and there is nowhere to go, people trying to climb the sides of buildings, melt into doorways, some trying to beat the bulls to the arena before getting trampled or gored, I really wonder how many people do it more than once.
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Years ago one of the obscure channels that normally shows things like fishing broadcast the Tour de France -which I always seek out to watch - and following that they showed the running of the bulls. It was daily for something like 5 or 6 days, and completely insane.
They only showed it that one year, but I'd watch it every year if it was on. Spend all night drinking and talking tough, then get on the narrow street between the bull ring and the stadium. These monsters come running down the street with bad attitudes and there is nowhere to go, people trying to climb the sides of buildings, melt into doorways, some trying to beat the bulls to the arena before getting trampled or gored, I really wonder how many people do it more than once.
This site usually has a video of the days run and summary of the injury/hospitalization/goring counts:
https://en.as.com/videos/video-running-of-the-bulls-day-six-dangerous-herd-quick-and-clean-v/
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Can you think of anything stupider than this second video? Even running with the bulls?
https://twitter.com/clipsthatgo/status/1680235315439566850
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Can you think of anything stupider than this second video?
I can.
Most of what I did from 1996-2003.
Barthur Ell - The Libertine Years.
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Bart, err Bard,
Where the rubber meets the road isn't this just a milk crate, such as one might use to prop up a chest freezer? 143 shekels seems a might steepish.
https://subpod.com/products/subpod-mini
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Bart, err Bard,
Where the rubber meets the road isn't this just a milk crate, such as one might use to prop up a chest freezer?
Drill a few holes in your home Dept bucket, dig a hole half the height of your shitbucket, put your shitbucket in the hole and shit in the bucket.
Your carrots will thank you.
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Bart, (@KSM @sean92008 ) what’s with these guitars without what I would call a head - the part at the top of the neck where the tuners are? Do they have a different sound, or are they just another cheap trick to try to get women?
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Bart, (@KSM @sean92008 ) what’s with these guitars without what I would call a head - the part at the top of the neck where the tuners are? Do they have a different sound, or are they just another cheap trick to try to get women?
Women do not dig a headless dick.
Someone gave me one of these and they are weird to deal with, I now know what phantom limb pain must be like for an amputee.
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Bart, (@KSM @sean92008 ) what’s with these guitars without what I would call a head - the part at the top of the neck where the tuners are? Do they have a different sound, or are they just another cheap trick to try to get women?
Juan, if they have a different sound it's a lesser sound. The headstock actually resonates from string vibration. I have tuned guitars by placing the headstock against a wall in some cases. Wouldn't be able to do such a thing with a "headless dick" as Bard referred. Tuners are at the bridge I believe.
Fuck are they ugly. I think the guy from The Cars made those popular for a little while. @JUAN imagine a compromised tuba abomination thing.
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The Chinese and Indians (dot) make a lot of brass lumps in the shape of a tuba.
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Bart, what kind of skin toner do you use besides sperm? Hehehe
Just kidding.
Seriously I want to know. I really like my Neutrogena Hydro Boost. The blue stuff.
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Bart, (@KSM @sean92008 ) what’s with these guitars without what I would call a head - the part at the top of the neck where the tuners are? Do they have a different sound, or are they just another cheap trick to try to get women?
Allan Holdsworth liked those. He died. Headless guitars are deadly.
Most headless guitars have lower tension on the string. The longer the strings are, the tighter the string needs to be in order to tune it. Cut out the headstock length and voila! Reverse headstocks, like Dick Dale's surf guitars, had a clearer, snappier bass because the bass strings were pulled a longer distance. Same thing for bigger pianos.
Holdsworth was a bit manic about his tastes, but he seemed to often go back to the headless design often enough.
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Allan Holdsworth liked those. He died. Headless guitars are deadly.
Most headless guitars have lower tension on the string. The longer the strings are, the tighter the string needs to be in order to tune it. Cut out the headstock length and voila! Reverse headstocks, like Dick Dale's surf guitars, had a clearer, snappier bass because the bass strings were pulled a longer distance. Same thing for bigger pianos.
Holdsworth was a bit manic about his tastes, but he seemed to often go back to the headless design often enough.
They're shitty and no self-respecting player worth his salt would be caught dead with one. Just because we CAN do something doesn't mean we should play a headless axe. Actually a headless axe just becomes a handle will not split your wood. Same thing.
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They're shitty and no self-respecting player worth his salt would be caught dead with one. Just because we CAN do something doesn't mean we should play a headless axe. Actually a headless axe just becomes a handle will not split your wood. Same thing.
Dukes by Kramer weren't horrible (extra string past the bridge, but still headless). Actually could get aggressive in a cut-through-the-mix way.
All the Steinbrenner bass owners I knew personally were jazz or finger style dorks.
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Bart, many women see Ryan Gosling as an attractive man. I have tried to look at this with a pragmatic view with no cares or opinions either way, and I still do not see how women find him so irresistible.
IS Ryan Gosling a good looking man? Forget get that he's a Canadian, just answer the question.
@Walks_At_Night Ask your wife. Perhaps a womans POV is required here.
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Bart, many women see Ryan Gosling as an attractive man. I have tried to look at this with a pragmatic view with no cares or opinions either way, and I still do not see how women find him so irresistible.
IS Ryan Gosling a good looking man? Forget get that he's a Canadian, just answer the question.
@Walks_At_Night Ask your wife. Perhaps a womans POV is required here.
She said he's awrite but would look much better if he shaved and combed his hair.
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She said he's awrite but would look much better if he shaved and combed his hair.
I see.
He does have a bit of this guy goin' on..
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Bart,
Have you ever been in an earthquake? If so what was it like? I've never experienced one. Not really - when I was a kid one of the salt mines under Detroit collapsed and there was a little rattle. Nothing worse then when your place shakes from a big thunder clap. I watched this movie called Earthquake where there was a biggie. Looks like it would be an awful experience. The drill seemed to be that when things begin to shake, rattle and roll, you run out into the street shrieking and charge around in a circle. Then a hunk of building snaps off and douches you in the head and you collapse in a bloodied heap. After things calm a bit, Charlton Heston rolls up in his bad ass, '74 Chevy Blazer:
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He loads you up and takes you to the make shift hospital in the parking garage. After unloading you, he peels out of there in the Blazer to do more good works. Unfortunately, one of those aftershock thingy's happen and the parking garage hospital collapses and you get even more mangled.
So on film at least, it looks like it seriously sucks.
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Bart,
Have you ever been in an earthquake? If so what was it like?
It was like the ground disappearing from under your feet.
Those who had experienced them before were less impressed.
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Bart, many women see Ryan Gosling as an attractive man. I have tried to look at this with a pragmatic view with no cares or opinions either way, and I still do not see how women find him so irresistible.
IS Ryan Gosling a good looking man? Forget get that he's a Canadian, just answer the question.
@Walks_At_Night Ask your wife. Perhaps a womans POV is required here.
No idea who he is or how where he was born would matter but if women it is usually because of what the kids call BDE.
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Hmm. I personally don't find Ryan Gosling attractive. But if his BDE is not unfounded I may have to reconsider. Nah. Anyone named after a baby goose does not have BDE
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Hey @Walks_At_Night . I grew up in earthquake country. Where several fault lines meet. Including the mighty San Andreas. The best way to describe the feeling is like a giant picked up your house and is shaking it back and forth. I've been bounced from wall to wall by them. Driven off the road by them. Made seasick by the rolling ones. Seriously. The good news. They never last more than a few minutes. The bad news. The aftershocks can be worse than the original because of structural damage. California requires everything be built to earthquake standards. So an earthquake in a highrise, even six stories, is interesting. The building sways. To this day I still find earthquakes creepy. The solid ground under your feet is not supposed to move like that
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Hmm. I personally don't find Ryan Gosling attractive. But if his BDE is not unfounded I may have to reconsider. Nah. Anyone named after a baby goose does not have BDE
I am impressed by his range though, from LaLa Land to Blade Runner and Drive to Ken in Barbie that's a surprisingly good diversity of roles. I did see some saying that him doing this Ken character will kill his career ;D, but a lot of those comments came before the weekend box office where we found out the movie did their entire budget in 3 days with a total of $162 Million for the weekend
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Hey @Walks_At_Night . I grew up in earthquake country. Where several fault lines meet. Including the mighty San Andreas. The best way to describe the feeling is like a giant picked up your house and is shaking it back and forth. I've been bounced from wall to wall by them. Driven off the road by them. Made seasick by the rolling ones. Seriously. The good news. They never last more than a few minutes. The bad news. The aftershocks can be worse than the original because of structural damage. California requires everything be built to earthquake standards. So an earthquake in a highrise, even six stories, is interesting. The building sways. To this day I still find earthquakes creepy. The solid ground under your feet is not supposed to move like that
I don't think I'd like that one bit. @TigerLily
That '73 K5 Blazer though.
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I don't think I'd like that one bit. @TigerLily
That '73 K5 Blazer though.
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Still wouldn't risk it in a major earthquake
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I don't think I'd like that one bit. @TigerLily
That '73 K5 Blazer though.
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Chief Brody had a '75
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I had a neighbor who had one of those things. It got like 3mpg. Even worse than my Toyota Land cruiser FJ-40.
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I had a neighbor who had one of those things. It got like 3mpg. Even worse than my Toyota Land cruiser FJ-40.
At least it cracked the 1MPG mark - figured it was a yards per gallon kind of a rig.
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Bart,
What is Cabal HQ like? Is it a technological, beehive of activity? Full of hustle, bustle and people with headsets?
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Or is it a more civilized affair, with dark wood, comfy leather chairs, a fireplace, cigars and decanters of fine brandy?
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Bart,
What is Cabal HQ like? Is it a technological, beehive of activity? Full of hustle, bustle and people with headsets?
Word on the street is it looks like this.
Rent seems to be cheap as chimps, too.
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No I did not mean cheap as chips.
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Great entertainment for $0.0162.
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Bart,
Why are my cakes coming out dry? As suggested on the box I use milk instead of water, and I take the liberty of adding a scoop of protein powder. Could it be that the protein powder is causing this?
Don't get me wrong; when I say 'dry' I don't mean like a catchers mitt, just not as moist as should be.
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Bart,
Why are my cakes coming out dry? As suggested on the box I use milk instead of water, and I take the liberty of adding a scoop of protein powder. Could it be that the protein powder is causing this?
Don't get me wrong; when I say 'dry' I don't mean like a catchers mitt, just not as moist as should be.
It's the protein powder, Tarzan. Be glad I didn't call you Cheeta
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Bart,
Why are my cakes coming out dry? As suggested on the box I use milk instead of water, and I take the liberty of adding a scoop of protein powder. Could it be that the protein powder is causing this?
Don't get me wrong; when I say 'dry' I don't mean like a catchers mitt, just not as moist as should be.
Cooking it just a few minutes too long?
Just before you think its done, stick a toothpick in the middle and pull it back out. If its dry, the cake is done, if the toothpick has batter on it, it needs to cook longer. And don't dump in protein powder or any other junk that doesn't need to be in it. Also, carrot shreds keep it moist, which is why they are added to carrot cake.
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Cooking it just a few minutes too long?
Just before you think its done, stick a toothpick in the middle and pull it back out. If its dry, the cake is done, if the toothpick has batter on it, it needs to cook longer. And don't dump in protein powder or any other junk that doesn't need to be in it. Also, carrot shreds keep it moist, which is why they are added to carrot cake.
Carrot and chocolate? Fuck sakes, c'mon.
I purposely undercook chocolate cakes so that they are runny in the main middle area. This makes it as Lava.. The crazy limousine liberal woman is correct about the protein powder. Heated protein tends to swell and require more moisture to remain a protein macronutrient - lest it die.
In your defense - you did not know that I was specifically referring to chocolate cake.
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Carrot and chocolate? Fuck sakes, c'mon.
I purposely undercook chocolate cakes so that they are runny in the main middle area. This makes it as Lava.. The crazy limousine liberal woman is correct about the protein powder. Heated protein tends to swell and require more moisture to remain a protein macronutrient - lest it die.
In your defense - you did not know that I was specifically referring to chocolate cake.
Yeah, carrots only go in carrot cake.
It was an example of the lengths people will go to ensure moisture in a cake.
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Bart,
Why are my cakes coming out dry? As suggested on the box I use milk instead of water, and I take the liberty of adding a scoop of protein powder. Could it be that the protein powder is causing this?
Don't get me wrong; when I say 'dry' I don't mean like a catchers mitt, just not as moist as should be.
Pudding mix and sour cream.
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Pudding mix and sour cream.
Now that sounds like a plan. Also sounds familiar, so it must be a thing.
Thank you Mrs. Thompson!
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Pudding mix and sour cream.
Sour Cream in choco cake?
Shut er down folks. The barbarians have entered the bastion. I repeat: the barbarians have entered the bastion.
:o
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Bart,
Like WTF is going on?
Snake falls out of sky, lands on woman, then both attacked by a hawk (https://www.click2houston.com/news/texas/2023/08/04/snake-falls-out-of-sky-and-lands-on-woman-both-attacked-by-a-hawk/)
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Bart,
Like WTF is going on?
Snake falls out of sky, lands on woman, then both attacked by a hawk (https://www.click2houston.com/news/texas/2023/08/04/snake-falls-out-of-sky-and-lands-on-woman-both-attacked-by-a-hawk/)
Whatcha' got there my friend is some rectified-bonified-classified and truly specified Art Bell Quickening!
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Bart,
Like WTF is going on?
Snake falls out of sky, lands on woman, then both attacked by a hawk (https://www.click2houston.com/news/texas/2023/08/04/snake-falls-out-of-sky-and-lands-on-woman-both-attacked-by-a-hawk/)
Hawk dropped the snake and went back for it.
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Hawk dropped the snake and went back for it.
Ok. Yeah. Easy one. Really the only thing that could have happened, although tough to explain to the Doctor that had to put that arm back together: "It was a million to one shot Doc".
Here is a little tougher one. You are out and about and having a good time. After bending the elbow a little bit drinking some ale, nature calls. You cruise over to the head and run into this. Do you flee in horror and disgust? Do you do the needful with gusto and relish? Do you fire and try to forget or do you take the next step and open that next door to see what lies behind it?
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Ok. Yeah. Easy one. Really the only thing that could have happened, although tough to explain to the Doctor that had to put that arm back together: "It was a million to one shot Doc".
Here is a little tougher one. You are out and about and having a good time. After bending the elbow a little bit drinking some ale, nature calls. You cruise over to the head and run into this. Do you flee in horror and disgust? Do you do the needful with gusto and relish? Do you fire and try to forget or do you take the next step and open that next door to see what lies behind it?
I would pretend I am playing along and then, at the last second, pull back and piss in his eyes.
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Ok. Yeah. Easy one. Really the only thing that could have happened...
I've seen hawks flying with snakes they've caught a couple different times while hiking. I'll be sure to not be directly underneath in the future..
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I once heard a story - not sure whether it's true - about a mountain biker zipping along downhill, runs over a rattle snake, the wheel flips it up into the handle bars, snake bites rider and he dies. Ugh!
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I once heard a story - not sure whether it's true - about a mountain biker zipping along downhill, runs over a rattle snake, the wheel flips it up into the handle bars, snake bites rider and he dies. Ugh!
Had my appendix out when I was 6, and I remember the kid in the bed next to me (he was 8) got his dick bit by a snake while mowing the lawn. Must have been serious because that was why he was in the hospital. Guess some real damage was done. Snakes are cagey buggers..
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Had my appendix out when I was 6, and I remember the kid in the bed next to me (he was 8) got his dick bit by a snake while mowing the lawn. Must have been serious because that was why he was in the hospital. Guess some real damage was done. Snakes are cagey buggers..
Bart, Do you think the snake bite kid has a fear of blowjobs? I’d understand and feel sorry for him.
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Had my appendix out when I was 6, and I remember the kid in the bed next to me (he was 8) got his dick bit by a snake while mowing the lawn. Must have been serious because that was why he was in the hospital. Guess some real damage was done. Snakes are cagey buggers..
When typing in the age of the kid, I entered 8. Apparently 8 shows up as cool shades emoji? THE KID WAS 8 years old. Not a sunglasses emoji.
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Bart, Do you think the snake bite kid has a fear of blowjobs? I’d understand and feel sorry for him.
It probably made him like them more.
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Bart, what are these called? Only one is pictured but I have 3 of them and would like to purchase several more to accommodate all mics I have.
EDIT: it looks to be a tad dusty.. sorry.
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Bart, what are these called? Only one is pictured but I have 3 of them and would like to purchase several more to accommodate all mics I have.
EDIT: it looks to be a tad dusty.. sorry.
XLR flange mount
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XLR flange mount
THANKS
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BART...THANKS FOR STARTING AND MAINTAINING THIS WEBSITE! I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEAR THAT ENOUGH. I LAUGH DAILY BECAUSE OF IT! ;D
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BART...THANKS FOR STARTING AND MAINTAINING THIS WEBSITE! I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEAR THAT ENOUGH.
From the miserable ingrates around here? NEVER
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From the miserable ingrates around here? NEVER
Awwe I'm sowie :'(
C'mere.. let's hug it out..
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Bart,
This fellah spent 25 grand last year on takeout. Seems a bit much but to each their own. However, $1,500 on take out from Hooters!?!
Why would anyone do that? Also, with White Castle available, why only an $18 spend? Also again, where does one have Bojangle's AND White Castle available?
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Bart,
This fellah spent 25 grand last year on takeout. Seems a bit much but to each their own. However, $1,500 on take out from Hooters!?!
Why would anyone do that? Also, with White Castle available, why only an $18 spend? Also again, where does one have Bojangle's AND White Castle available?
He uses DoorDash for Dollar General items, why question anything else after seeing that?
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Bart,
Why is hockey played in loud arenas with screaming fans but tennis is played where the spectators have to remain quiet?
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Oooh, oooh, let me answer. Tennis players can’t take a cross check and have all their teeth.
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Bart,
Why is hockey played in loud arenas with screaming fans but tennis is played where the spectators have to remain quiet?
So you can hear what they sound like when they get fucked hard.
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Being that it's August, may we assume you have renewed for another year?
#Masochism
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Being that it's August, may we assume you have renewed for another year?
#Masochism
Quitters quit.
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Quitters quit.
ATTA BOY MAN!
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And as @KSM likes to say, spitters are quitters, and he's got a full belly to prove it!
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And as @KSM likes to say, spitters are quitters, and he's got a full belly to prove it!
Post one gay thing and I'm branded! Now I gotta go boink the chicken lady. ::)
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Bart,
Me and like 90,000 other idiots watched Bundy lay waste to Little Beaver. (https://i.imgur.com/2OsDfsU.mp4) Brutal yes but memorable - I can close my eyes and still hear the BOOM of Kong dropping the hurt on that little bugger. I've never watched little people wrestle since then. In fact, I've never watched wrestling live since then. The experience was so perfect, I didn't want to taint it with something that could never come close to it. Now - decades down the road, I've got a chance to see these little folk go at it at some bar.
Should I do it?
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Should I do it?
Two words - midget porn.
You have not lived until you watch 'em do it dwarfy style.
Let me know if you need a link.
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Two words - midget porn.
You have not lived until you watch 'em do it dwarfy style.
Let me know if you need a link.
They really get after it then, huh? Little arms flapping around, big heads bobbing. Hillbilly Jim has partaken but he said it was underwhelming. Maybe due to the stature differential? He still has a Pygmy encounter on his to do list but has been stymied by lack of targets of opportunity. I wouldn't count him out though, so I'll pass and wait to hear the details when he fufillls that line item.
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Bart,
There are about one billion and one of these "reacts" videos on Youtube. Usually it is some younger person that is wowed out that say the guy from The Animals really could sing. Fair enough. Broadening horizons and what not. However, why the hell would anyone dredge up The Chicken Song to react to?
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Bart,
Me and like 90,000 other idiots watched Bundy lay waste to Little Beaver. (https://i.imgur.com/2OsDfsU.mp4) Brutal yes but memorable - I can close my eyes and still hear the BOOM of Kong dropping the hurt on that little bugger. I've never watched little people wrestle since then. In fact, I've never watched wrestling live since then. The experience was so perfect, I didn't want to taint it with something that could never come close to it. Now - decades down the road, I've got a chance to see these little folk go at it at some bar.
Should I do it?
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I got to see four or five of them take on the legendary Haystack Calhoun. Haystack won the bout but he had to work for it. Before the match they let us kids get his autograph. He signed my paper and I can remember how big he was and how hard he was breathing, and he hadn't even climbed into the ring yet.
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Bart,
There are about one billion and one of these "reacts" videos on Youtube. Usually it is some younger person that is wowed out that say the guy from The Animals really could sing. Fair enough. Broadening horizons and what not. However, why the hell would anyone dredge up The Chicken Song to react to?
Maybe she was hungry.
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Bart, how do I know if a woman is smiling at me or Vera? I do find it a tad odd when they ask Vera out for a coffee or a drink..
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... I do find it a tad odd when they ask Vera out for a coffee or a drink..
If they don't ask YOU out for coffee, they can't get rejected. It's a dating loophole.
&t=1s
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Bart, how do I know if a woman is smiling at me or Vera? I do find it a tad odd when they ask Vera out for a coffee or a drink..
If they are smiling it is at the dog.
If they are laughing it is at you.
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If they are smiling it is at the dog.
If they are laughing it is at you.
"Insultation!" - JC Webster
Not your best work. But I'll take it!
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Is Hooknose (Jew Bastard) talking about AGT and Steel Panther? I would think so.. ?
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Hey Bart,
Looks like that The Batchelor show is going with women all aged 60 or above (https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/golden-bachelor-meet-senior-women-160000810.html) this time. Do you think that they be hootin', hollerin', rolling around on the floor and pulling hair or have they mellowed out when fighting over a dude by that age?
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Is Hooknose (Jew Bastard) talking about AGT and Steel Panther? I would think so.. ?
They are off all summer.
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Hey Bart,
Looks like that The Batchelor show is going with women all aged 60 or above (https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/golden-bachelor-meet-senior-women-160000810.html) this time. Do you think that they be hootin', hollerin', rolling around on the floor and pulling hair or have they mellowed out when fighting over a dude by that age?
I do not want to see women over 60 on tv unless they are the Golden Girls.
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Bart,
Would a liason between Lorena McKennitt and Lanny McDonald have produced some sort of Anti-Christ child?
I'll assume everyone on an Art Bellish forum knows McKennitt but for the non-hockey people. Lanny McDonald.
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Bart,
Would a liason between Lorena McKennitt and Lanny McDonald have produced some sort of Anti-Christ child?
They fucked.
Proof:
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They fucked.
Proof:
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Aha! Now it can be told on how that thing was created.
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I do not want to see women over 60 on tv unless they are the Golden Girls.
Bart! tsk tsk
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Bart! tsk tsk
The Voice of Reason has returned!
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The Voice of Reason has returned!
You mean the voice of moodiness?
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You mean the voice of moodiness?
Careful..
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Careful..
Pff please
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Bart, would you like to own a piece of Burt Reynolds history?
https://keys.craigslist.org/boa/d/key-west-burt-reynolds-yacht-miss-bandit/7648886077.html
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Bart, would you like to own a piece of Burt Reynolds history?
https://keys.craigslist.org/boa/d/key-west-burt-reynolds-yacht-miss-bandit/7648886077.html
Bart don't do boats.
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Bart,
Say you are selling your home and the buyer's inspection report comes back with a line item of:
"Elmo is a lousy lay. Recommend that it be brought to a house of ill repute and be given fornication lessons from a licensed professional"
Do send the frigid little bugger to Amsterdam or what?
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Bart,
Say you are selling your home and the buyer's inspection report comes back with a line item of:
"Elmo is a lousy lay. Recommend that it be brought to a house of ill repute and be given fornication lessons from a licensed professional"
Do send the frigid little bugger to Amsterdam or what?
I would wonder what an Elmo was doing in my house.
I would also then order an Elmo so I could test it out for myself.
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Do you ever re-watch early full seasons of Curd? For no particular reason started watching Season 4 a few days ago and got caught up for several hours. A lot of laughs, even if they were 're-laughs'
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Do you ever re-watch early full seasons of Curd? For no particular reason started watching Season 4 a few days ago and got caught up for several hours. A lot of laughs, even if they were 're-laughs'
Not yet but I plan to at some point.
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Not yet but I plan to at some point.
It's a good way to settle in on a bad weather day.
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Bart,
So the big thing here is RTO - Return To Office. I now have to go back to the House of Pain three days a week and toil in the wage cage as opposed to working from home 100% of the time. So after like three years of abandonment, stuff happens in buildings. Some guy found a dead mouse under his desk and the effect on the populace was electric. Women screaming. Men swearing. People heading for the exits saying "This is not healthy or safe". A big ado over nothing really. Just throw the damn thing in the rubbish, spray some Lysol and move on with life. Nope. The minions are digging in their heels so much that the White Shoe Boys are engaging an "Eradication Subject Matter Expert" to deal with the mouse.
Meanwhile, when one enters the House of Pain, right by the entrance there are two 55 gallon drums of God Knows What just sitting there. Not one peep has been uttered about it. Typically one doesn't find large barrels of waste in an office building but there they are.
Why doesn't anyone give a damn, yet they trip balls over a mouse?
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Why doesn't anyone give a damn, yet they trip balls over a mouse?
Same reason someone may bareback a person with aids but think twice if they have herpes - they fear what they can see.
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When they raided Dahmer's apartment they found a drum that was exactly like those. It contained to the rim a solution to dissolve body parts. When they opened it up, they found pieces of folks that were well into the process of.. well, you know. @Walks_At_Night
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Hydrofluoric acid - see Breaking Bad episode 3.
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Hydrofluoric acid - see Breaking Bad episode 3.
Bathtub falls through the ceiling. Laughed me ass off I did when I first saw that.
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Same reason someone may bareback a person with aids but think twice if they have herpes - they fear what they can see.
May I steal this example and use it at work?
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May I steal this example and use it at work?
Yeah but don't bother Bobby with it.
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B'art,
You hate Eddie (I know everybody) Trunk. Is there a particular reason, or just coz you don't like the guy?
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B'art,
You hate Eddie (I know everybody) Trunk. Is there a particular reason, or just coz you don't like the guy?
BTW if you just don't like the guy, that's fine too.
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B'art,
You hate Eddie (I know everybody) Trunk. Is there a particular reason, or just coz you don't like the guy?
I was working for an artist and we had a week off so I stayed in NYC to hang out with some other friends who were doing Conan that week.
One night a guy in that band invited ET to hang out.
Besides all the name dropping the fucker is always on, always gossiping about other bands.
My friend wasn't a fan of his either so he set him up by asking for some dirt on my employer.
ET started mouthing off about a bunch of made up stuff.
My friend then asked me if I ever heard of any of that before.
I told him I had not but I will ask when I head back out with him next week.
ET then started the back pedal saying these are just things he has heard.
This is the point where I told him more people would like him if he wasn't such a fat yenta.
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I was working for an artist and we had a week off so I stayed in NYC to hang out with some other friends who were doing Conan that week.
One night a guy in that band invited ET to hang out.
Besides all the name dropping the fucker is always on, always gossiping about other bands.
My friend wasn't a fan of his either so he set him up by asking for some dirt on my employer.
ET started mouthing off about a bunch of made up stuff.
My friend then asked me if I ever heard of any of that before.
I told him I had not but I will ask when I head back out with him next week.
ET then started the back pedal saying these are just things he has heard.
This is the point where I told him more people would like him if he wasn't such a fat yenta.
Ah, I figured something like that. I watch that new That Rocks show on YT and he does seem to be relentlessly insufferable.
You know who I don't like?
THIS GUY!
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Le Tekrø
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Bart,
Did the guy get it riight?
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Bart,
Did the guy get it riight?
He got 1 out of 3 right.
That brunette is about to explode into mom body so you kill her.
The ginger ain't much of a looker but that body will last longer than the other 2 so you marry that.
The blonde is going to be vile in a year or so so you get in on the titties now before the fupa becomes too distracting.
Bairyn agrees on all points.
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Bart,
Did the guy get it riight?
If I may.. I suggest a whole-lotta-killin'
Slaughter on the pier.
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@Bart Ell , now that @KSM has frightened away the last two women, @PolkaDot and @TigerLily, is there any truth to the rumor you're changing the name of this site to He Man Women Haters Club?
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@Bart Ell , now that @KSM has frightened away the last two women, @PolkaDot and @TigerLily, is there any truth to the rumor you're changing the name of this site to He Man Women Haters Club?
We go out the way we came in, fella.
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Don't be so sure that Lily is completely gone. I've tried my darndest to keep the male sanctity of this place, but man it's hard!
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Where do you place the Erase The Slate album amongst the other great albums?
I really like it, although I think the overall production seems a little dark to me. Drums and guitar to a degree have a rather abrasive sound, but I do love the record for its content.
Now you go, Bart.
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Bart,
Leather jacket was off to a great start but I don't think he noticed the lurker with the war club. Do you think he ended up getting Striebered?
https://twitter.com/StrangestMedia/status/1589712671796269056
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Where do you place the Erase The Slate album amongst the other great albums?
I really like it, although I think the overall production seems a little dark to me. Drums and guitar to a degree have a rather abrasive sound, but I do love the record for its content.
Now you go, Bart.
Not a Reb fan.
I like my Dokken like I like my C2C - lotsa George.
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Bart,
Leather jacket was off to a great start but I don't think he noticed the lurker with the war club. Do you think he ended up getting Striebered?
https://twitter.com/StrangestMedia/status/1589712671796269056
I think his whole plan was to sodomize the sodomizers.
In the end he got the stick.
Sorry.
He got the stick in the end.
Sorry.
He got the stick in his end.
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I think his whole plan was to sodomize the sodomizers.
In the end he got the stick.
Sorry.
He got the stick in the end.
Sorry.
He got the stick in his end.
Wonder if he was a Marine? My understanding is that they have a marching ditty that they chant:
🎶 Now I don't know but I've heard the line.
That alien bussy is mighty fine!🎶
He believed the hype and it cost him.
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Wonder if he was a Marine? My understanding is that they have a marching ditty that they chant:
🎶 Now I don't know but I've heard the line.
That alien bussy is mighty fine!🎶
He believed the hype and it cost him.
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There's a reason they call those perverts seamen.
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Not a Reb fan.
I like my Dokken like I like my C2C - lotsa George.
So Tooth & Nail played on a strat with single coil pups should be "against the laahw" ? @sean92008 likes single coils..
George joke no funny
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So Tooth & Nail played on a strat with single coil pups should be "against the laahw" ? @sean92008 likes single coils..
George joke no funny
Bitch squeals everywhere, it's a Zakk Wylde squealgasm happening right there in Dokken.
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Yeah the pinches.. :-\ George does pinch to a degree in the main riff on Kiss Of Death, but not like you're pointing out above.
Those vids are from the Live From The Sun DVD, I believe.
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So Tooth & Nail played on a strat with single coil pups should be "against the laahw" ? @sean92008 likes single coils..
George joke no funny
Hey, hey...
If you have to corner me, I would say my favorite combination right now are mini humbuckers on a Firebird.
I also heard a recording with a Gretsch equipped with those jumbotron pickups... I remember liking that a lot, I was real responsive when I would doodle on it.
As my tinnitus has expanded, I do find the thinner (not brighter or glassier) pickups, for some reason, sound better to me. Psychoacoustics maybe?
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Hey, hey...
If you have to corner me, I would say my favorite combination right now are mini humbuckers on a Firebird.
My 80 Tobacco Burst Les Paul Deluxe came with Mini-Hums. I prefer them to the normal humbuckers. The tone, the clarity, and the way they cut through while still having the warmth of hums. That fucker has been everywhere and still has all the original parts.
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Are guitars like golf? Unlimited possibilities to spend money for marginal results?
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Are guitars like golf? Unlimited possibilities to spend money for marginal results?
Yes, especially now.
You get Bias FX 2 and you suddenly own every guitar, every amp and every FX unit ever made.
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Yes, especially now.
You get Bias FX 2 and you suddenly own every guitar, every amp and every FX unit ever made.
I just don't like this. I WANT to mic a nice sounding amp and plug a guitar of choice in and "keep it real"
The fun in finding the best mic, best cab, ETC and proceeding from there is what "recording" is.
Everybody with half an ear can hear the synthetic sounds that go with all that other poop.
It is a sad thing that I am in the minority with this.
I'm sure you'll have one of your smartass retorts but you'll be RonG.
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..guess I was hoping for a smartass reply.
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Favorite song from ALIVE II ?
Keep in mind that the song may not be your favorite song amongst the same songs on studio albums, but rather a combination of the song as a live performance. Make sense? I pick Makin' Love because of its unbridled energy live. That said, it is not my favorite "song" of all the songs on that particular record. A combo of a killer tune in a live situation.
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Favorite song from ALIVE II ?
Keep in mind that the song may not be your favorite song amongst the same songs on studio albums, but rather a combination of the song as a live performance. Make sense? I pick Makin' Love because of its unbridled energy live. That said, it is not my favorite "song" of all the songs on that particular record. A combo of a killer tune in a live situation.
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Not gonna lie. I flipped back and forth between my pick and that one. Love Gun caused some angst as well. When my dad saw the back cover with all the blood on Jean's face, he flipped his lid hard. I made myself scarce for the afternoon out on the farm.
Jean Simons.
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Do you wear slippers around the house or are you just a sock guy?
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Not gonna lie. I flipped back and forth between my pick and that one. Love Gun caused some angst as well. When my dad saw the back cover with all the blood on Jean's face, he flipped his lid hard. I made myself scarce for the afternoon out on the farm.
Jean Simons.
Was this one of the albums your mom and sister took to church and burned?
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Do you wear slippers around the house or are you just a sock guy?
People who wear slippers have chosen a sexless life.
Never wear slippers, it's surrendering.
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People who wear slippers have chosen a sexless life.
Never wear slippers, it's surrendering.
Heh heh heh
I wonder who the slipper wearers of EllGab are?
Based on your answer (sexless life) I should be wearing slippers at least 5 days a week..
It's nice to finally be able to relax without all the expectations of male performance at such a high caliber. ;D :P
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I SAID IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION, WERE YOU SURPRISED THAT BIF NAKED WAS IN THE MR. DRESSUP MOVIE?
Good Lord, son!
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I SAID IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION, WERE YOU SURPRISED THAT BIF NAKED WAS IN THE MR. DRESSUP MOVIE?
Good Lord, son!
I was more surprised that Mr Dressup has a somewhat tasty granddaughter.
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I was more surprised that Mr Dressup has a somewhat tasty granddaughter.
I was trying not to go there. But yeah..
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As posted before, I just play guitar - I don't know much about the electronic side of things.
Considering swapping the 57 classic neck pickup for a Seymore Duncan. They're both humbucks, so what's the difference? When compared online it seems like most prefer the classic 57's, but.. I dunno. All that said, the 57 classics sound awesome.. There are also pickups called Wilkinson's that look identical to SD's and IMO are a bigger more robust sound.
This is an actual legit ASK.
I would invite @sean92008 to the conversation but he's busy dropping a single---coil.
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Golf
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As posted before, I just play guitar - I don't know much about the electronic side of things.
Considering swapping the 57 classic neck pickup for a Seymore Duncan. They're both humbucks, so what's the difference? When compared online it seems like most prefer the classic 57's, but.. I dunno. All that said, the 57 classics sound awesome.. There are also pickups called Wilkinson's that look identical to SD's and IMO are a bigger more robust sound.
This is an actual legit ASK.
I would invite @sean92008 to the conversation but he's busy dropping a single---coil.
SDs are usually well-researched and heavily tested by endorsers. Allan Holdsworth is a case in point where they did multiple stages of testing and narrowing down for a finicky tone god like AH.
They'd age pickups by physically smashing them together at varying degrees of pressure.
Wilkinsons are budget pickups that are finding their way as the OEMs for some nice Asian guitars.
I'd I can recall correctly, the classic hard rock combo was a neck 57 with an SD or JB in the bridge.
I'm forgetting what my Hamers had. I'm so far removed, it's foggy.
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SDs are usually well-researched and heavily tested by endorsers. Allan Holdsworth is a case in point where they did multiple stages of testing and narrowing down for a finicky tone god like AH.
They'd age pickups by physically smashing them together at varying degrees of pressure.
Wilkinsons are budget pickups that are finding their way as the OEMs for some nice Asian guitars.
I'd I can recall correctly, the classic hard rock combo was a neck 57 with an SD or JB in the bridge.
I'm forgetting what my Hamers had. I'm so far removed, it's foggy.
The Wilkies are indeed budget, but the comparison between them and regular SD's is quite noticeable. I just swapped out the 3-way switch from my Gibsonafied Epiphone Les Paul, and holy 'ell those pups are screamin'! I suspect the previous switch (that replaced the stock switch) was faulty.
i=Sa4rkbL_hVBeNKEt
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As posted before, I just play guitar - I don't know much about the electronic side of things.
Considering swapping the 57 classic neck pickup for a Seymore Duncan. They're both humbucks, so what's the difference? When compared online it seems like most prefer the classic 57's, but.. I dunno. All that said, the 57 classics sound awesome.. There are also pickups called Wilkinson's that look identical to SD's and IMO are a bigger more robust sound.
This is an actual legit ASK.
I would invite @sean92008 to the conversation but he's busy dropping a single---coil.
The SM Pearly Gates are good but I am with @JUAN and his golf comment.
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Have you heard about this new rock/metal singer named Blandini that is sort of being talked about as the next Glen Hughs? Think he's with Lynch Mob at the moment.
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Have you heard about this new rock/metal singer named Blandini that is sort of being talked about as the next Glen Hughs? Think he's with Lynch Mob at the moment.
Blandini is Jeff Blando's band.
Dumb name, sounds like a magician.
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Blandini is Jeff Blando's band.
Dumb name, sounds like a magician.
Ahh ok. I even heard Brad Gillis mention him on a podcast. Dude is all over the place. I don't like him singing Dokken songs though.
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Bart,
Hypothetical one for you. It is your first date with an internet hottie. At dinner she hammers down 48 oysters. Is it fair play to say that you are going to the bathroom but bolt instead? This does stick her with a massive bill for 48 devoured mollusks.
https://www.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2023/10/17/48-oyster-eater-moos-cprog-orig-bdk.cnn
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Bart,
Hypothetical one for you. It is your first date with an internet hottie. At dinner she hammers down 48 oysters. Is it fair play to say that you are going to the bathroom but bolt instead? This does stick her with a massive bill for 48 devoured mollusks.
I would stick around for the blowie.
Imagine the site when she throws up on my peenuss!
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What are your thoughts on the My Sharona lead?
What are your thoughts on the Mamma Let Him Play lead?
Both very signature with extremely memorable parts through and through. Doesn't mean that I like them, doesn't mean that I don't like to hear them from time to time.
I lump those two into the same pile
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What are your thoughts on the My Sharona lead?
What are your thoughts on the Mamma Let Him Play lead?
Both very signature with extremely memorable parts through and through. Doesn't mean that I like them, doesn't mean that I don't like to hear them from time to time.
I lump those two into the same pile
They fit the song.
The first short lead in My Sharona is a slappy mess, though.
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They fit the song.
The first short lead in My Sharona is a slappy mess, though.
First short lead? Hmm. I'll re-listen. The main long lead is perfect IMO. Starts out melodic and begins to blossom from there.
Same with Mamma let that boi
I never hear those songs anymore, but on Canadian radio they would always be on. Even Sharona.. Got so sick of them and the Guess Who, Rush, Kim Mitchel and the horrific "The Hip" that I switched from radio on job sites to Art Bell blasting throughout the premises.
What short lead?
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What short lead?
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AHHh YES. The "low note solo' as I used to call it.
Noted
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... My Sharona...
That was so overplayed on the radio when it came out that to this day I have to change the channel if it comes on.
''My, my, my, my, woooo...''
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How often do you play guitar? Just sit there and noodle away, and for how long on average?
Since replacing the 3-way switch in one of my Les Paul's (2008) I find myself always playing that guitar as I tend to leave the older Paul's to just hang on the wall and playing them rarely.
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How often do you play guitar? Just sit there and noodle away, and for how long on average?
Since replacing the 3-way switch in one of my Les Paul's (2008) I find myself always playing that guitar as I tend to leave the older Paul's to just hang on the wall and playing them rarely.
For work? About 12 hours a week.
On my own? 0 minutes a week.
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Why do I post more when I’m drinking? Is it this way for everyone?
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Why do I post more when I’m drinking? Is it this way for everyone?
That would've been an ASK KSM.. Bart may have actually replied with that.
But now we'll never know.. :-\
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Why do I post more when I’m drinking?
Drinking makes you horny and you think of me when you are horny.
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Drinking makes you horny and you think of me when you are horny.
Huh. Well that's an angle I hadn't considered.
You may want to address this sooner than later @whoozit
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Drinking makes you horny and you think of me when you are horny.
Strange, I always thought doctors sent pictures of you to patients that had erections from boner pills lasting longer than 4 hours.
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Strange, I always thought doctors sent pictures of you to patients that had erections from boner pills lasting longer than 4 hours.
They do.
It gets them even harder and a few strokes later they explode in a megagasm, pass out and are deboned minutes later.
Hashtag God Given Ass.
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That was so overplayed on the radio when it came out that to this day I have to change the channel if it comes on.
''My, my, my, my, woooo...''
Your Bartness
Who is the biggest Downer you ever met. I ask apropos of nothing. Just suddenly came to mind
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Your Bartness
Who is the biggest Downer you ever met. I ask apropos of nothing. Just suddenly came to mind
Oh stop, you know flattery won't get you anywhere ::)
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Your Bartness
Who is the biggest Downer you ever met. I ask apropos of nothing. Just suddenly came to mind
In 1998 I was hired to talk a guy out of his tour bus every night.
He was.
Some people are just born with shitty imbalances that don't allow them a fighting chance at being happy.
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In 1998 I was hired to talk a guy out of his tour bus every night.
He was.
Some people are just born with shitty imbalances that don't allow them a fighting chance at being happy.
A band member who for some reason didn't want to play?
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Or who wanted to play from his bunk in the tour bus?
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for some reason
I gave you the reason.
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Or who wanted to play from his bunk in the tour bus?
No but Tracii Guns played a show from the bathroom.
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Tracii Guns plays L.A. Guns gig from backstage bathroom after panic disorder flare up (https://www.guitarworld.com/news/tracii-guns-bathroom-show)
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No but Tracii Guns played a show from the bathroom.
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Tracii Guns plays L.A. Guns gig from backstage bathroom after panic disorder flare up (https://www.guitarworld.com/news/tracii-guns-bathroom-show)
LOLOLOL
I did security for them in Victoria in 92, and we would later back them up for a few shows in western Canada in 03. Those dudes are tiny. I thought Steve Riley would at least be normal height but no. Rockers from middle earth. They originally thought I was the bouncer of the first place we played with them until they saw us on stage.
Did you take those pics Bart?
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I gave you the reason.
Well yeah, but I was more interested in the reason he gave. If any.
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Did you take those pics Bart?
They are from the linked article.
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Well yeah, but I was more interested in the reason he gave. If any.
There were dozens of reasons and which one(s) had control varied night to night.
Crippling fear, massive depression... it is someone who should never have been put on the road but nobody was looking out for him.
People who goochy eyes get glasses and everything is fine, people with goochy brains have a much tougher road to fine.
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Bart,
It would seem that some pilot on a ride along went ape and tried to shutdown the engines on an Alaskan Air flight (https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/23/alaska-airlines-pilot-diverts-flight-after-security-threat-in-cockpit.html). Here is a quote from Captain to ATC:
“We’ve got the guy who tried to shut the engines down out of the cockpit and he doesn’t sound like he’s causing any issue in the back now,” according to the recording. “Other than that we want law enforcement as soon as we get on the ground and parked.”
What do you think think about the phrase "he doesn’t sound like he’s causing any issue in the back now"? Was a can of severe whoop ass opened and applied liberally?
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Bart,
It would seem that some pilot on a ride along went ape and tried to shutdown the engines on an Alaskan Air flight (https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/23/alaska-airlines-pilot-diverts-flight-after-security-threat-in-cockpit.html). Here is a quote from Captain to ATC:
What do you think think about the phrase "he doesn’t sound like he’s causing any issue in the back now"? Was a can of severe whoop ass opened and applied liberally?
Mini coke can up da butt.
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Bart,
Some hood goes nutso in the U.K. and whacks some coppers with a bike. A tussle kicks off with the cops and there is some back and forth action.
The hood then swipes a cantalope from street vendor old man Syed and attempts to bash the cop with it. Enraged, old man Syed puts the hood down instantly. How?
https://twitter.com/RadioGenoa/status/1716925508498395462
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Bart,
Some hood goes nutso in the U.K. and whacks some coppers with a bike. A tussle kicks off with the cops and there is some back and forth action.
The hood then swipes a cantalope from street vendor old man Syed and attempts to bash the cop with it. Enraged, old man Syed puts the hood down instantly. How?
https://twitter.com/RadioGenoa/status/1716925508498395462
Either that was delayed pepper spray or the old guy used his advanced sleeper move to perfection.
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While he was distracted and facing the cop, he grabbed his coat at one shoulder, spun him around which got him off-balance, grabbed the coat at the other shoulder and pulled him forward and down.
Wrestling is popular in rural Central Asia, but they stand and try to get each other off balance and knock the opponent off their feet, instead of starting down on a mat - getting him off balance and pulling him forward and down by his shoulders is a move he's done before.
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Bart,
Some hood goes nutso in the U.K. and whacks some coppers with a bike. A tussle kicks off with the cops and there is some back and forth action.
The hood then swipes a cantalope from street vendor old man Syed and attempts to bash the cop with it. Enraged, old man Syed puts the hood down instantly. How?
https://twitter.com/RadioGenoa/status/1716925508498395462
I like how once the guy is on the ground the cantaloupe guy puts his hand out in a ''here you go'' gesture to the cops.
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I like how once the guy is on the ground the cantaloupe guy puts his hand out in a ''here you go'' gesture to the cops.
It was the best part!
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It was the best part!
In this case 'the usual suspects' are most likely migrants. (((Asylum Seekers))) Real fine awe inspiring non assimilating da' chocolate face savages in search of a better life. :D
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Bart,
Some hood goes nutso in the U.K. and whacks some coppers with a bike. A tussle kicks off with the cops and there is some back and forth action.
The hood then swipes a cantalope from street vendor old man Syed and attempts to bash the cop with it. Enraged, old man Syed puts the hood down instantly. How?
https://twitter.com/RadioGenoa/status/1716925508498395462
See how much more fun running amok is when guns aren't available? With guns criminals just become fat, lazy and stupid [ref: Republican Congress]
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non assimilating
Our forefathers did not build this continent on assimilation, they built it on handing out infected blankets and murdering the woke pussies crying about assimilation.
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Our forefathers did not build this continent on assimilation, they built it on handing out infected blankets and murdering the woke pussies crying about assimilation.
HA! That's a laugh. Those were different times, nothing to do with what is happening now. Please. You went to the most predictable first pot all you boiling frogs are in. Ya godamm easily triggered sap.
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Those were different times, nothing to do with what is happening now.
Exactly.
They were real men who did not take anything for granted and knew they had to fight to keep what they had or else they would lose it.
These days it's just a bunch of whiny little fruitcakes crying about people walking all over them instead of doing anything about it.
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Exactly.
They were real men who did not take anything for granted and knew they had to fight to keep what they had or else they would lose it.
These days it's just a bunch of whiny little fruitcakes crying about people walking all over them instead of doing anything about it.
Observing something that is actually happening and then pointing it out as well as speaking out about it is actually doing something about it. One must remain with the law, Bart, whilst doing anything within their limited power at the time. Make no mistake - If not for the law and such confides I am one of the rare exceptions that would find absolute nirvana in slaughtering those of which I speak of. A wild west scenario must run two ways. For now, they are untouchable. I drool at the thought.
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Fruitcakes? Racist.
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Fruitcakes? Racist.
Apologies.
I meant moisturizing fruitcakes.
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Bart,
Do you like your Euros - blonde, wrinkley, sassy and psychotic? (https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-teacher-turned-model-60-171438168.html)
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Bart,
Do you like your Euros - blonde, wrinkley, sassy and psychotic? (https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-teacher-turned-model-60-171438168.html)
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Wrinkly is the only one I would have issue with.
That busted up stomach... holy hell I can't see myself ever being able to overlook that.
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Wrinkly is the only one I would have issue with.
That busted up stomach... holy hell I can't see myself ever being able to overlook that.
Yeah - better to hide that with a different style swimsuit I think.
How long will it to take for these two posts to turn into an ageist/neuro-diverseist, political shit show?
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Yeah - better to hide that with a different style swimsuit I think.
How long will it to take for these two posts to turn into an ageist/neuro-diverseist, political shit show?
Better to hide those turkey arms, half empty sacks of flour titties, cottage cheese legs and dude face.
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Bart,
Do you like your Euros - blonde, wrinkley, sassy and psychotic? (https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-teacher-turned-model-60-171438168.html)
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NSFW!
And not in a good way.
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Bart,
Do you remember that commercial about the butt wiping stick? In it, an obese gentleman states "Being a big guy has it's advantages...and it's disdvantages". Obviously the disadvantage is having to use the butt wiper stick but the advantages? That was always a stumper. Do you think this could be one of those advantages?
https://twitter.com/brixwe/status/1718026868811550852
For reference:
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Bart, did you know about KISS ALIVE: The Movie ? Saw it on YT this morning.
Live concert of the album. Looks and sounds exactly like the album, opening with Deuce.
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Bart,
Do you remember that commercial about the butt wiping stick? In it, an obese gentleman states "Being a big guy has it's advantages...and it's disdvantages". Obviously the disadvantage is having to use the butt wiper stick but the advantages? That was always a stumper. Do you think this could be one of those advantages?
Sure.
Another would be that you don't have to really give a shit if you gain a few pounds since fat fuck status has already been achieved.
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Bart, did you know about KISS ALIVE: The Movie ? Saw it on YT this morning.
Live concert of the album. Looks and sounds exactly like the album, opening with Deuce.
Haven't seen that one yet but there was another channel that did that for both live albums and all early tours.
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Sure.
Another would be that you don't have to really give a shit if you gain a few pounds since fat fuck status has already been achieved.
https://youtu.be/8wCnioHZp7Y?si=RdFolwifzQM2dQ3V
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Have you heard the full Dokken album yet?
Listened to it last night on spotify, and it doesn't disappoint. Wasn't sure about the overall production at first when I heard the one single a few weeks ago but it flows quite nicely as an entire album. (slightly over-processed IMO)
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Have you heard the full Dokken album yet?
Listened to it last night on spotify, and it doesn't disappoint. Wasn't sure about the overall production at first when I heard the one single a few weeks ago but it flows quite nicely as an entire album. (slightly over-processed IMO)
Their best in a long time but still missing this guy...
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Their best in a long time but still missing this guy...
Holy Moly! I had no idea that that was out there! Looks like he's 16!
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Bart,
Is there any contract, written or implied, between a stage diver and the crowd at a concert?
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HEY BART! We still "hookin' up" ;) in Banff mid December? Gonna stretch ya out reeeaaal gooood. HAHAHAHhahaha
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Holy Moly! I had no idea that that was out there! Looks like he's 16!
He was already 25 in 1979
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Bart,
Is there any contract, written or implied, between a stage diver and the crowd at a concert?
The only one I am aware of is that if you got titties they will be grabbed.
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HEY BART! We still "hookin' up" ;) in Banff mid December? Gonna stretch ya out reeeaaal gooood. HAHAHAHhahaha
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70% Wilma
30% Sumo
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My account was hacked again! How about some damned security around here!? That's an ask.
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My account was hacked again! How about some damned security around here!? That's an ask.
Put a shirt on, Tinynips.
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Put a shirt on, Tinynips.
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Hahahaha giggles ;D
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Have you ever owned a Black Les Paul Custom (Gold Hardware) TWO Pickup. ? Not a fan of the three pickup. Hate the three!
~~~Triple Binding~~~ :)
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Have you ever owned a Black Les Paul Custom (Gold Hardware) TWO Pickup. ? Not a fan of the three pickup. Hate the three!
~~~Triple Binding~~~ :)
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Never liked the gold on black.
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Never liked the gold on black.
Look at a Marshal head. Black with gold plate. You got a problem with that too?
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Look at a Marshal head. Black with gold plate. You got a problem with that too?
I had a Silver Jubilee Marshall.
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Bart,
Have tried Wendy's newish canned chili? I've seen some reviews that have been singing it praises [like the goober pictured]. So I shelled out the $4.42 for a can and confidence was high. There ain't no magic. I didn't much care for it and feel that a $1.88 can of alternate muck is about the same. Wondering what your take is?
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Bart,
Have tried Wendy's newish canned chili? I've seen some reviews that have been singing it praises [like the goober pictured]. So I shelled out the $4.42 for a can and confidence was high. There ain't no magic. I didn't much care for it and feel that a $1.88 can of alternate muck is about the same. Wondering what your take is?
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My life would have to totally fall apart and even then I do not think I would buy canned chili.
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Bart,
Have tried Wendy's newish canned chili? I've seen some reviews that have been singing it praises [like the goober pictured]. So I shelled out the $4.42 for a can and confidence was high. There ain't no magic. I didn't much care for it and feel that a $1.88 can of alternate muck is about the same. Wondering what your take is?
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Is that Falkie?
The can is the right size for a pre-dinner snack.
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Is that Falkie?
It is not Senda, although the guy looks like he could be a member of clan Senda. The dudes kitchen is spotless, he has a garden and apparently a wife. When the Wendy's Chili brewed up in the microwave, he was prepared and showed the ick that got on the paper towel he had placed in there.
What ever malfunction Senda has, this lad avoided most of it, other then buying every bit of processed muck he can find and showing it on youtube.
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My life would have to totally fall apart and even then I do not think I would buy canned chili.
I can understand that. I was looking for lightning in a bottle but all I got was the burps.
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It is not Senda, although the guy looks like he could be a member of clan Senda. The dudes kitchen is spotless, he has a garden and apparently a wife...
Kathie's OCD cousin Katie?
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I had a Silver Jubilee Marshall.
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:'(
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:'(
Bought the head and cab for around $700 used, had it for 25 years and sold them for about 6 grand.
No tears here.
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Bought the head and cab for around $700 used, had it for 25 years and sold them for about 6 grand.
No tears here.
Mmm I'd prefer the head and cab. Glad you're happy though.
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Bart, today 11/4 has been my sisters' birthday. She lives on Van-Isle. Can you say Happy Birthday to her?
Her name is Treena Trina.
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Bart, today 11/4 has been my sisters' birthday. She lives on Van-Isle. Can you say Happy Birthday to her?
Her name is Treena Trina.
Would Trina appreciate a helicopter video?
I bet she would!
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Would Trina appreciate a helicopter video?
I bet she would!
I can't speak for her other than to say that she does have a fear of "prop planes" so.. :-\
Fear the propeller.
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Bart,
A rumble in India. Blue Shirts versus the Geen Shirts. Question is who is the Red Shirt? A loner. A rebel?
https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1721655853822923159
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Bart,
A rumble in India. Blue Shirts versus the Geen Shirts. Question is who is the Red Shirt? A loner. A rebel?
That's Charlie.
Charlie dares to be different.
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Bart,
A rumble in India. Blue Shirts versus the Geen Shirts. Question is who is the Red Shirt? A loner. A rebel?
They throw punches like girls, sort of from over the top. Notice not one of them has even a stick or rock. Wusses from one private school fighting another?
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How u been Bart? All good?
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Bart,
Are you seeing flames shooting out of guy's buttholes up your way? I've not noticed such phenomena here but I don't get out much.
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How u been Bart? All good?
I am running at about 98% good today.
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Bart,
Are you seeing flames shooting out of guy's buttholes up your way? I've not noticed such phenomena here but I don't get out much.
I have been in plenty of buttholes and never saw flames.
He seems focused on men's buttholes but also uses sodomites a few times so I am not sure if that is including women or not.
BUTTHOLES!
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I have been in plenty of buttholes and never saw flames.
He seems focused on men's buttholes but also uses sodomites a few times so I am not sure if that is including women or not.
BUTTHOLES!
I do believe that is a years worth of the word "butthole" wrapped up in a minute thirty-six.
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What finish or 'burst' is your Les Paul?
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What finish or 'burst' is your Les Paul?
A lemon one like this.
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And another lemon like this
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BART. BRO. HOW DO I DELETE MY PAST POSTS AND SOME THREADS? REAL CRAZY PEOPLE OUT THERE STALKING. REAL LOONATICS
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Bart,
Are you seeing flames shooting out of guy's buttholes up your way? I've not noticed such phenomena here but I don't get out much.
Happens with too many hot peppers as well I hear.
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And another lemon like this
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That looks a lot like my Honey Burst.
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That looks a lot like my Honey Burst.
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Yeah, pretty much the same.
My remaining 2 are probably the 2 worst I have owned but they were given to me so I feel like I should keep them until I kick the bucket.
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Did you have the chance to attend a Remembrance Day ceremony?
Been wearing a poppy for a week. Got a few strange looks.
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That's because long before WWI the US had what was called Memorial Day in some states and Decoration Day in others to remember the war dead. It was celebrated on different days in different states based on when flowers were in bloom for decorating the gravesites. In the early 70s it was made a federal holiday. That's when the poppies are worn here.
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Did you have the chance to attend a Remembrance Day ceremony?
Been wearing a poppy for a week. Got a few strange looks.
I was in Chicago and someone called the poppy the Canadian virtue signalling flower.
I agreed, wearing the poppy allows us to instantly feel like we are better than those not wearing it.
We also get to judge the filthy animals not wearing one and get to shake your head in disgust at them.
Dumb cunts and their catch phrases.
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I was in Chicago and someone called the poppy the Canadian virtue signalling flower.
I agreed, wearing the poppy allows us to instantly feel like we are better than those not wearing it.
We also get to judge the filthy animals not wearing one and get to shake your head in disgust at them.
Dumb cunts and their catch phrases.
Oh, wow. Hardly what I expected. You sound like you want to punch someone.
That's because long before WWI the US had what was called Memorial Day in some states and Decoration Day in others to remember the war dead. It was celebrated on different days in different states based on when flowers were in bloom for decorating the gravesites. In the early 70s it was made a federal holiday. That's when the poppies are worn here.
Ahh. Clears it up I guess.
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That's because long before WWI the US had what was called Memorial Day in some states and Decoration Day in others to remember the war dead. It was celebrated on different days in different states based on when flowers were in bloom for decorating the gravesites. In the early 70s it was made a federal holiday. That's when the poppies are worn here.
I've never even heard of wearing flowers for Veterans Day, Memorial Day, Decoration Day.
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I was in Chicago and someone called the poppy the Canadian virtue signalling flower.
I agreed, wearing the poppy allows us to instantly feel like we are better than those not wearing it.
We also get to judge the filthy animals not wearing one and get to shake your head in disgust at them.
Dumb cunts and their catch phrases.
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Oh, wow. Hardly what I expected. You sound like you want to punch someone.
I actually enjoy the absolute retardation of most humans.
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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I've never even heard of wearing flowers for Veterans Day, Memorial Day, Decoration Day.
You have never felt as thankful and alive as when a failing hand that smells of Aqua Velva reaches out to pin a poppy on your jacket.
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You have never felt as thankful and alive as when a failing hand that smells of Aqua Velva reaches out to pin a poppy on your jacket.
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Nice.
They also wear English Leather cologne.
Back in 2015 (11/13) my wife and I were heading into Costco when a woman stopped me and told me that it was disrespectful to still be sporting my poppy on my leather after the 11th. I had forgot that it was on there as it had been on for over a week. She Karened us as she followed us into the store to see whether or not I would remove it. I kept it on out of....... you guessed it --- SPITE! 8)
After the better part of a minute my wife stopped, turned around to face her and said something to the effect of "it would serve you well to get on with your day, and get out of ours" Heh heh heh.
Did I do the right thing in poppy spite?
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Nice.
They also wear English Leather cologne.
Back in 2015 (11/13) my wife and I were heading into Costco when a woman stopped me and told me that it was disrespectful to still be sporting my poppy on my leather after the 11th. I had forgot that it was on there as it had been on for over a week. She Karened us as she followed us into the store to see whether or not I would remove it. I kept it on out of....... you guessed it --- SPITE! 8)
After the better part of a minute my wife stopped, turned around to face her and said something to the effect of "it would serve you well to get on with your day, and get out of ours" Heh heh heh.
Did I do the right thing in poppy spite?
A poppy is like a Christmas tree, you take it down when you feel like it.
Should we stop remembering them on the 12th?
I bet Cunty Karen doesn't have one of these...
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A poppy is like a Christmas tree, you take it down when you feel like it.
Should we stop remembering them on the 12th?
I bet Cunty Karen doesn't have one of these...
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Exactly. I used to have a Canadian Legion page on my business website year-round for direct donations. It had all the stats of the fallen and in what wars.
I had no idea that your name was Liam.
I have one of those cards. My dues are past due at the moment. Easy fix.
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You have never felt as thankful and alive as when a failing hand that smells of Aqua Velva reaches out to pin a poppy on your jacket.
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If I had that sort of encounter I'd probably assume I was being asked for a donation and wouldn't associate whatever it was with the holiday.
''No thanks, I'm all set'', lol.
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BART. for some reason Jackstar called me yesterday. We talked on the phone. I invited him to come back. Would u please unbann him? I know he's crazy AF. But overall, i think he means well. We never really fought he annoyed me a bit and i kicked him off my karaoke show lol
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BART. for some reason Jackstar called me yesterday. We talked on the phone. I invited him to come back. Would u please unbann him? I know he's crazy AF. But overall, i think he means well. We never really fought he annoyed me a bit and i kicked him off my karaoke show lol
He isn't banned, he is in a place he needs to be in until he learns to post like a human person.
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He isn't banned, he is in a place he needs to be in until he learns to post like a human person.
Lol he did say he was in thw zoo. Is that where Angie resides? 😆 🤣 😂 ty Bart
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Is that where Angie resides? 😆 🤣 😂
No, the filthy animal is just too embarrassed to show her blubber face.
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No, the filthy animal is just too embarrassed to show her blubber face.
Good she has always been a disgusting hutt
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Bard, I recently shared an AB show with a fellow gabber via google drive. I sent them the link in a PM, but they still needed to send me an email to release it as 'share'
You know of any way around this so they wouldn't have to go through that second step? They should be able to just open and or save it to download without any further action needed.
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Bard, I recently shared an AB show with a fellow gabber via google drive. I sent them the link in a PM, but they still needed to send me an email to release it as 'share'
You know of any way around this so they wouldn't have to go through that second step? They should be able to just open and or save it to download without any further action needed.
You change it on your end from restricted to anyone with the link.
It's under Share - General Access
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You change it on your end from restricted to anyone with the link.
It's under Share - General Access
Great. Thanks.
I did things on the quick with no exploring the options.
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Bart,
I've been watching a stabilized version of the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot film. Over and over. When you do so, you notice the massive tits and big booty on the thing. Is Bigfoot really just some sort of Proto-Kim Kardashian?
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Bart, is your giant coffee mug just one blank color or does is say something like "Worlds Greatest Bart" or perhaps it's a HABS mug, or.. whatever. Maybe just a large 24 OZ standard white mug.
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Is Bigfoot really just some sort of Proto-Kim Kardashian?
I would have to shave the bitch down to be able to compare her to Bigfoot.
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Bart, is your giant coffee mug just one blank color or does is say something like "Worlds Greatest Bart" or perhaps it's a HABS mug, or.. whatever. Maybe just a large 24 OZ standard white mug.
I'm an asshole so it says Mug Of Tea.
Looks like this but the letting ain't all janked.
https://poshmark.com/listing/Extra-large-ceramic-Mug-of-Tea-6044044681a36cddaae61cef
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I'm an asshole so it says Mug Of Tea.
Looks like this but the letting ain't all janked.
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I don't think you're an asshole. Although the cup is a complete letdown. You said you have one HUGE cup of coffee each morning. 16OZ does not constitute huge coffee cup. And Mug Of Tea is just ridiculous. Why don't you get yourself something substantial. < That's a TELL.
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Do you take the pick guard off your LP's? Ido. Also take the round plastic Treble/Rhythm off from the switch.
Nice. Clean. Minimalist.
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Do you take the pick guard off your LP's? Ido. Also take the round plastic Treble/Rhythm off from the switch.
Nice. Clean. Minimalist.
The 2 I have were concept models for a signature guitar they were developing for the guy who gave them to me.
Neither had a pick guard.
I left the poker chip on both.
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Do you think there's any benefit to compressing an already fully mixed WAV or MP3? If the original file is a mix of uncompressed tracks will applying an overall compression help tame the wild horse? Thinking of trying this with an old file. The performances are good and it's mixed fine, but it's rather.. unfettered, or wild.
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Have you batch normalized the group?
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Do you think there's any benefit to compressing an already fully mixed WAV or MP3? If the original file is a mix of uncompressed tracks will applying an overall compression help tame the wild horse? Thinking of trying this with an old file. The performances are good and it's mixed fine, but it's rather.. unfettered, or wild.
You can add multi-band compression and limiting to a mix, common mastering stuff.
Or get a free trial of Ozone 11.
These tools that have come out in the last year are light-years ahead of what was out before.
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You can add multi-band compression and limiting to a mix, common mastering stuff.
Or get a free trial of Ozone 11.
These tools that have come out in the last year are light-years ahead of what was out before.
Great answers!
I was considering throwing the three songs that I'm thinking about onto my hard disk console and using one of the many onboard tools, but I'll try the Ozone 11 trial and see how that goes. I liked the example. I'll check out the others suggested in the second video as well.
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Bart,
I just watched this mini-series:
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Pretty vile, disgusting stuff. Question is, why make such a show? Bigger question is why I watched it? The biggest question is how do I cleanse the stain on my soul?
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Pretty vile, disgusting stuff. Question is, why make such a show? Bigger question is why I watched it? The biggest question is how do I cleanse the stain on my soul?
It is made because frugal pervs with a WWII fetish who do not want to pay for real streaming services will watch it.
You cleanse it by watching Russian stepsister amateur porn.
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It is made because frugal pervs with a WWII fetish who do not want to pay for real streaming services will watch it.
You cleanse it by watching Russian stepsister amateur porn.
Damn. For someone that doesn't know me well....you know me. :P
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Bart, can you see Lemmy in this picture?
Can you name the title of one of the books?
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Bart, can you see Lemmy in this picture?
Can you name the title of one of the books?
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No but I do see a Lemmy doll.
You call them dolls, right?
Yes, I see your Lemmy doll.
The Bart Of Talk.
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No but I do see a Lemmy doll.
You call them dolls, right?
Yes, I see your Lemmy doll.
The Bart Of Talk.
THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES BART! Not Dolls!! In that particular case, one Lemmy action figure.
You're mostly right about the book. It's actually The Tart Of Balk.
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Bart [and @KSM],
Have a question regarding Canada, Dominions and the Commonwealth. Was just reading where Guyana might be attacked by Venezuela. Guyana is a member of the Commonwealth. As such, if they get attacked by a non-Commonwealth member is Canada obligated to help them? Or is it just a matter of "Sucks to be you" and Canada can mostly ignore it? Another question is, as a Dominion, if the King calls, does Canada still have to legally fight for His Majesty if asked?
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Bart [and @KSM],
Have a question regarding Canada, Dominions and the Commonwealth. Was just reading where Guyana might be attacked by Venezuela. Guyana is a member of the Commonwealth. As such, if they get attacked by a non-Commonwealth member is Canada obligated to help them? Or is it just a matter of "Sucks to be you" and Canada can mostly ignore it? Another question is, as a Dominion, if the King calls, does Canada still have to legally fight for His Majesty if asked?
The only time I heard about the Commonwealth growing up was when they held The Commonwealth Games.
They were ghetto Olympics where it was easier to win medals because Guyana was not as good as Sweden at hockey.
That was a lie, I do not think there are winter Commonwealth games.
And for the king stuff- no idea there, either.
I do not think someone with ears like that can order anyone to do anything.
I know I was of little help with those but if you have any questions about getting into strip clubs at 16 then I can help.
Do you realize that by being in there the strippers never gave your age a second thought when you met up with them outside of work?
Nevermind, that was an ask.
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Bart [and @KSM],
Have a question regarding Canada, Dominions and the Commonwealth. Was just reading where Guyana might be attacked by Venezuela. Guyana is a member of the Commonwealth. As such, if they get attacked by a non-Commonwealth member is Canada obligated to help them? Or is it just a matter of "Sucks to be you" and Canada can mostly ignore it? Another question is, as a Dominion, if the King calls, does Canada still have to legally fight for His Majesty if asked?
Under no obligation, and maybe that's a good thing. I doubt the current Canadian military could be of help to anybody now. Canada of 1010 could beat Canada 2023 in a battle for the land known as Canada. Current Canada would get its pussified ass handed to it.
As far as the King Calling thing goes, I'm pretty sure they can say no. July 1st does stand for more than one thing.
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@Bart Ell - are you sick of everyone appropriating the term hat trick for anything concerning three?
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@Bart Ell - are you sick of everyone appropriating the term hat trick for anything concerning three?
Assholes.
Hockey shitheads started saying PITCHING A SHUTOUT.
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Assholes.
Hockey shitheads started saying PITCHING A SHUTOUT.
And ''fanned'' on a swing and a miss.
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The only time I heard about the Commonwealth growing up was when they held The Commonwealth Games.
They were ghetto Olympics where it was easier to win medals because Guyana was not as good as Sweden at hockey.
That was a lie, I do not think there are winter Commonwealth games.
And for the king stuff- no idea there, either.
I do not think someone with ears like that can order anyone to do anything.
I know I was of little help with those but if you have any questions about getting into strip clubs at 16 then I can help.
Do you realize that by being in there the strippers never gave your age a second thought when you met up with them outside of work?
Nevermind, that was an ask.
Looked into it a little bit. It seems in general the Commonwealth is pretty worthless. No legal obligations between member states. So if Guyana gets mauled, Belize doesn't have to lift a finger to help them. Things like travel visas are easier between the member states, there is the games and it seems like there is a big boondoogle for the technocrats every two years. Besides members there are Realms and Dominions. That is where it gets fuzzy for me. What does that mean exactly? It is not total bunk because in the 70's - the Crown's governer-general dismissefd the Prime Minister of Australia. Apparently te Queen wasn't behind it but her representitve did it on his own and caused quite a flap. "Dominions are equal in status, in no way subordinate one to another in any aspect of their domestic or external affairs, though united by a common allegiance to the Crown and the monarch is the leader equally, officially, and explicitly of separate, autonomous realms". Guess that means that if the King asked for help Canada would do so but they don't have to automatically anymore.
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Looked into it a little bit. It seems in general the Commonwealth is pretty worthless. No legal obligations between member states. So if Guyana gets mauled, Belize doesn't have to lift a finger to help them. Things like travel visas are easier between the member states, there is the games and it seems like there is a big boondoogle for the technocrats every two years. Besides members there are Realms and Dominions. That is where it gets fuzzy for me. What does that mean exactly? It is not total bunk because in the 70's - the Crown's governer-general dismissefd the Prime Minister of Australia. Apparently te Queen wasn't behind it but her representitve did it on his own and caused quite a flap. "Dominions are equal in status, in no way subordinate one to another in any aspect of their domestic or external affairs, though united by a common allegiance to the Crown and the monarch is the leader equally, officially, and explicitly of separate, autonomous realms". Guess that means that if the King asked for help Canada would do so but they don't have to automatically anymore.
They all have the Queen's head on their coins. I have one with QE II on one side and a platypus on the other.
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Looked into it a little bit. It seems in general the Commonwealth is pretty worthless. No legal obligations between member states. So if Guyana gets mauled, Belize doesn't have to lift a finger to help them. Things like travel visas are easier between the member states, there is the games and it seems like there is a big boondoogle for the technocrats every two years. Besides members there are Realms and Dominions. That is where it gets fuzzy for me. What does that mean exactly? It is not total bunk because in the 70's - the Crown's governer-general dismissefd the Prime Minister of Australia. Apparently te Queen wasn't behind it but her representitve did it on his own and caused quite a flap. "Dominions are equal in status, in no way subordinate one to another in any aspect of their domestic or external affairs, though united by a common allegiance to the Crown and the monarch is the leader equally, officially, and explicitly of separate, autonomous realms". Guess that means that if the King asked for help Canada would do so but they don't have to automatically anymore.
So many words not about strippers!
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Which Commonwealth country has the best strippers?
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Which Commonwealth country has the best strippers?
Canada thanks to Quebec.
There is a reason why Pornhub is so popular, it was built on the local girls.
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Canada would do so but they don't have to automatically anymore.
That's what I said! WAAAAAANNNNNN @Walks_At_Night
Canada thanks to Quebec.
There's something to that!
Weird how Halifax is not all that far away and it's full of WOOFers.
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Did you ever hear the Glenn Hughs - Don Dokken 1989 demo song called Matter Of Time? It's done to the Mirror Mirror riff from Up From The Ashes. It sounds like an old Fostex 4-track. Total basement band song demo stuff like we used to make for agents like the 'Low Talker' 'Nose sniffles' Bruce Bromley, pre-Feldman.
What I'm trying to say it that you wouldn't guess that the two vocalists were huge rockstars at the time.
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Did you ever hear the Glenn Hughs - Don Dokken 1989 demo song called Matter Of Time? It's done to the Mirror Mirror riff from Up From The Ashes. It sounds like an old Fostex 4-track. Total basement band song demo stuff like we used to make for agents like the 'Low Talker' 'Nose sniffles' Bruce Bromley, pre-Feldman.
What I'm trying to say it that you wouldn't guess that the two vocalists were huge rockstars at the time.
I think Hughes was in a bad place at that time.
He got kicked off the Black Sabbath tour and nobody was working with him.
If I remember right they were writing together back then and were trying to get something on a soundtrack.
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That's what I said! WAAAAAANNNNNN @Walks_At_Night
There's something to that!
Weird how Halifax is not all that far away and it's full of WOOFers.
I met a girl from Halifax when I was in Old Orchard Beach.
Her name was Bonnie.
It was back in the Yahoo Messenger days and for the next few months she would send me cam requests on there, flash her boobies and log off.
It was her way to get me to go visit her.
I do not remember if I did.
I bet I have a video of Bonnie on an old hard drive.
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I met a girl from Halifax when I was in Old Orchard Beach.
Her name was Bonnie.
It was back in the Yahoo Messenger days and for the next few months she would send me cam requests on there, flash her boobies and log off.
It was her way to get me to go visit her.
I do not remember if I did.
I bet I have a video of Bonnie on an old hard drive.
I have never liked the name Bonnie. Extremely un-feminine name.
I think Hughes was in a bad place at that time.
He got kicked off the Black Sabbath tour and nobody was working with him.
If I remember right they were writing together back then and were trying to get something on a soundtrack.
I have an MP3 if you'd like to hear it. Been in my files for well over a decade and I give it a listen every five-ish years. It's just a weird thing.
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Which Commonwealth country has the best strippers?
Canada natch.
KSM must have known about this one?
"According to Bon Jovi, the band named the album Slippery When Wet after visiting The No.5 Orange strip club in Vancouver, British Columbia. According to Sambora, "This woman descended from the ceiling on a pole and proceeded to take all her clothes off. When she got in a shower and soaped herself up, we just about lost our tongues. We just sat there and said, 'We will be here every day.' That energized us through the whole project. Our testosterone was at a very high level back then."" - Wikipedia
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Canada natch.
KSM must have known about this one?
"According to Bon Jovi, the band named the album Slippery When Wet after visiting The No.5 Orange strip club in Vancouver, British Columbia. According to Sambora, "This woman descended from the ceiling on a pole and proceeded to take all her clothes off. When she got in a shower and soaped herself up, we just about lost our tongues. We just sat there and said, 'We will be here every day.' That energized us through the whole project. Our testosterone was at a very high level back then."" - Wikipedia
KSM is not a Bon Jovi fan to say the least, but the Slippery When Wet story is fairly well known as it has been reported in various youtube so-called documentaries when discussing famous albums, dated sessions, trivia, and rock n roll 'who gives a fucks'
I was a stripper fucker for quite some time. The Vancouver club mentioned in the horrible motley crue song had some beautiful skanks from all around Canada and the US. The whole thing about strippers who strip only for the money in order to pay for future education and life planning in general was real. They were not actually sluts. They just played sluts on stage 'A' and in well vetted band members hotel room beds. They too had needs while being very picky on who was granted access to the beaver hunt. Sometimes you would see them months later when they and the band found ourselves in the same little town. Like a joyful unexpected reunion. ... eventually you would never see them again. And that, was that.
Thank you for asking.
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I have never liked the name Bonnie. Extremely un-feminine name.
It's the female Gord.
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It's the female Gord.
Hahahaha That sounds about right!
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Bart,
Did you know that KSM had such quick reflexes? He didn't even miss a bite of his Fruit-By-The-Foot munching during the incident.
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Bart,
Did you know that KSM had such quick reflexes? He didn't even miss a bite of his Fruit-By-The-Foot munching during the incident.
Hahahaha
ROFL THAT'S HOW I ROLL, WAN!! Literally!!
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Hahahaha
ROFL THAT'S HOW I ROLL, WAN!! Literally!!
I knew it. Zero fucks given. 8)
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I knew it. Zero fucks given. 8)
That's right. Not even fuck one. Jus' keep on rollin'!
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That's right. Not even fuck one. Jus' keep on rollin'!
In your pink shirt.
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In your pink shirt.
Not my best moment.
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Uhm Bart. What the hell is going on?
https://twitter.com/Trinity333_/status/1731898318186238337
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Uhm Bart. What the hell is going on?
https://twitter.com/Trinity333_/status/1731898318186238337
WTF! Can they not stop playing God for just one day? It's broccoli, leave it alone!!
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WTF! Can they not stop playing God for just one day? It's broccoli, leave it alone!!
I've never seen a dork inject a hunk of Broccoli and stroke it off. I've....never seen that.
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Uhm Bart. What the hell is going on?
https://twitter.com/Trinity333_/status/1731898318186238337
1. He needs to redo the pulsating around the tweezers scene, it needs a little tightening up to look realistic.
2. Limp dickers like Slobbo would love to twitch like that again.
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Lately the TELL Bart thread seems to consist of just me telling you stuff. Interesting, quality stuff that remains unaddressed by you! If you can't cut the mustard buddy boy then just say so! I'll do over there and try again.
This has been a TELL.
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Where is WAN?
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Where is WAN?
Fucking on a boat
Oh I know. I leave for a 10 day cruise in warmer climes in the AM. Feeling guilty with Senda lying on the floor, shivering and drowning in his fluids.
Oh well. What the hell. Did what I could. Time to pack my Cabana wear.
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Fucking on a boat
YUCK!
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Is the Thunderdome under construction in the back end? I popped in but am unable to start anything.
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Is the Thunderdome under construction in the back end? I popped in but am unable to start anything.
It is under construction but should be good now.
I recently was able to confirm the person who asked me to start it passed away so I figured I would just open it up and see what happens.
Someone else contacted me with an idea to do show relistens so those can go in the other section.
I am going over the original ideas I was sent and will see what I can do with them when I have some time.
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It is under construction but should be good now.
I recently was able to confirm the person who asked me to start it passed away so I figured I would just open it up and see what happens.
Someone else contacted me with an idea to do show relistens so those can go in the other section.
I am going over the original ideas I was sent and will see what I can do with them when I have some time.
Ahh I recall it being up briefly back in about 2019 or abouts.
..A lot of passing away happening in the last five years.
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You have any particular thoughts or experience on/with P-90's? I have them in my 2007 57 Gold Top reissue. Not a fan. Don't hate them but can't say that I prefer them over anything.
One thing I'll say is that they sound better for country music IMO than a standard Hummy in a Les Paul.
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You have any particular thoughts or experience on/with P-90's? I have them in my 2007 57 Gold Top reissue. Not a fan. Don't hate them but can't say that I prefer them over anything.
One thing I'll say is that they sound better for country music IMO than a standard Hummy in a Les Paul.
Lotsa hum, I had a semi-hollow body with one and it was ok.
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Didn't they make sNoory try the P90s?
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Lotsa hum, I had a semi-hollow body with one and it was ok.
Played in a place with the guitar I mentioned, and to make things even Hummier the place had really dirty power. Soundman told me he could actually hear the buzz/hum WHILE I was actively playing. I can't imagine what it would've been like playing a choppy riff that had pauses between strokes. Wasn't a cover band, but the riff for highway to ell comes to mind. Nah nah nah-BUZZZZZZ-Nah nah nah-BUZZZZZ--- and so-on.
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Bart,
If my eyes do not deceive me, that looks like the flag of Luxembourg in between NZ and the Rising Sun. Isn't that place land locked and like half the size of PEI? What are they going to do?
https://twitter.com/grantshapps/status/1742616749097226434
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What are they going to do?
They said the same about Lane Hutson yesterday.
Slightly bemused by his lack of direction
Hey you, hey you
Came to this world by caesarean section
Hey you, hey you
Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion
Hey you, hey you
Now it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey you
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all
Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection
Hey you, hey you
He never scores he just gets an infection
Hey you, hey you
Dreams of a place with a better selection
Hey you, hey you
Still it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey you
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all
Things aren't what they seem
Luxemburger queen
He's a burger queen
Slightly bemused by the total rejection
Hey you, hey you
Came to this world by caesarean section
Hey you, hey you
Dreams of a place with a better selection
Hey you, hey you
Dreams of a face that is pure perfection
Hey you
Things aren't what they seem
Luxemburger queen
Luxemburger queen
Luxemburger queen
He's a burger queen
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It was nice of Team Canada to let the other teams play this year. Did they even show up for the tournament?
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Bart,
If I understand this scientific study correctly (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5614351/), this group of Spaniards beat off a Dolphin, took the jizz and froze it, then thawed it and used it to fertilize a cow's egg. Unfortunately, I have never had the chance to visit Spain but it seems to be a beautiful country. In your travels, I imagine you have visited Spain. Is there not better ways to spend one's time there other than stroking off an aquatic mammal and trying to create an abomination?
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Bart,
If I understand this scientific study correctly (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5614351/), this group of Spaniards beat off a Dolphin, took the jizz and froze it, then thawed it and used it to fertilize a cow's egg. Unfortunately, I have never had the chance to visit Spain but it seems to be a beautiful country. In your travels, I imagine you have visited Spain. Is there not better ways to spend one's time there other than stroking off an aquatic mammal and trying to create an abomination?
If your goal was to get me to Google dolphin dick then mission accomplished.
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Bart,
It would seem that @Peter Wyngarde is being "double fisted". Will he be ok?
https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1747902772941299884
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Bart,
It would seem that @Peter Wyngarde is being "double fisted". Will he be ok?
I would need to know how many fists he is used to to know if this is a blessing or a curse.
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Dear Sir Bartimus
I have nothing to add but just wanted to let you know you and @Walks_At_Night are appreciated
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Dear Sir Bartimus
I have nothing to add but just wanted to let you know you and @Walks_At_Night are appreciated awesome
Damon, is that you?
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Damon, is that you?
Actually, that's pretty funny. I must be starved for some decent entertainment. I blame mid-winter
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Bart,
It would seem that @Peter Wyngarde is being "double fisted". Will he be ok?
https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1747902772941299884
As a long term subscriber to my OnlyFans channel you will be able to find out for yourself.
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I'm watching the Star Spangled Banner allegedly being sung before the Houston Baltimore game. What is your opinion of the yodeling these so called singers do?
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I'm watching the Star Spangled Banner allegedly being sung before the Houston Baltimore game. What is your opinion of the yodeling these so called singers do?
They should get rid of the bullshit of anthems at any sporting event that isn't country vs country.
When it is country vs country it should be instrumental or by a professional singer than can wrap it up in 90 seconds.
99% of the people know their anthem but have no idea what the words mean anyway.
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It was not even decent modeling
i=cZxlC_KUHUfN8Xcb
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They should get rid of the bullshit of anthems at any sporting event that isn't country vs country...
Ding!
I don't even want to hear it if it's country vs country.
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I don't even want to hear it if it's country vs country.
Well, for an unpatriotic Dutch waffle guy I can't say that I'm surprised. Whatta we need borders for.
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Bart, was it wrong to misrepresent myself as a former lion tamer at SeaWorld in Russia?
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Bart, was it wrong to misrepresent myself as a former lion tamer at SeaWorld in Russia?
You seemed to have forgotten your three year stint as GM of the Canucks...............
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Bart, was it wrong to misrepresent myself as a former lion tamer at SeaWorld in Russia?
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You seemed to have forgotten your three year stint as GM of the Canucks...............
oh yeah.. and my girlfriend wife, Morgan Fairchild.
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And that too!
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Bart, was it wrong to misrepresent myself as a former lion tamer at SeaWorld in Russia?
Judging by the way hippies are constantly crying about Marineland I would say any job at those places is honorable.
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Bart, was it wrong to misrepresent myself as a former lion tamer at SeaWorld in Russia?...
Possibly. The last time the term ''Lion tamer'' was used was in a 1954 Looney Tunes cartoon.
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Possibly. The last time the term ''Lion tamer'' was used was in a 1954 Looney Tunes cartoon.
What! Ya' think I'm fuckin' lion here?
;D
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Is is kind of a cross post but here goes. Bart, why should I tell you anything about about anything when you keep company with a counterfeiting monkey?
How rude...
Have a day!
;)
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Bart,
Apparently Buick makes a rig called the Envista Avenir (https://www.buick.com/suvs/envista/avenir). WTF is that? Are all the cool car names lost to history now?
BTW - No Envista Avenir for me. Owned a Buick Century once. It was a heart breaker - the engine and transmission were absolutely bullet proof but everything else was a disaster. Finally had to shit can it.
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Is is kind of a cross post but here goes. Bart, why should I tell you anything about about anything when you keep company with a counterfeiting monkey?
How rude...
Have a day!
;)
That's rich coming from the guy who hangs around with a masturbating cat.
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Bart,
Apparently Buick makes a rig called the Envista Avenir (https://www.buick.com/suvs/envista/avenir). WTF is that? Are all the cool car names lost to history now?
BTW - No Envista Avenir for me. Owned a Buick Century once. It was a heart breaker - the engine and transmission were absolutely bullet proof but everything else was a disaster. Finally had to shit can it.
You are romanticizing the past.
Buick always had a French fetish - remember the LeSabre?
They went from a sabre to the future.
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You are romanticizing the past.
Buick always had a French fetish - remember the LeSabre?
They went from a sabre to the future.
Guess that is true. Although odd as Louis Cheverolet was the Frenchman, David Buick was a Scot. Then again, who wants to drive a Haggis or a Claymore?
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@Bart Ell - I was in the grocery store today and saw two men, early fifties, holding hands, the shorter pushing the grocery buggy, both wearing the thin paper covid masks, and both wearing jeans with both suspenders and belts.
How far away should I stay from such people? Or should I have just coughed and watched them run away?
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@Bart Ell - I was in the grocery store today and saw two men, early fifties, holding hands, the shorter pushing the grocery buggy, both wearing the thin paper covid masks, and both wearing jeans with both suspenders and belts.
How far away should I stay from such people? Or should I have just coughed and watched them run away?
The issue seems to be you checking out gay guys at grocery stores.
They are just there living their lives while you objectify them with your kinky eyes.
STOP PRICK STARING, JUAN, AND START WIMMMENS STARING.
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They are just there living their lives while you objectify them with your kinky eyes.
heh heh heh (morning chuckle)
"kinky eyes"
Is that even a thing?
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The wimmins in this store are all older than I am, android phone have bitched their husbands into the grave, Without them around to bitch at, the old women are filled with rage. I was just trying to get down the aisle without being hit by an angry wimmins buggy. Around here only Black people still wear masks. Seeing two white men wearing them was attention grabbing.
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the old women are filled with rage.
The ones filled with rage will dent your balls with their penny game.
What more can you ask for?
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That's rich coming from the guy who hangs around with a masturbating cat.
Low *ahem...cough....* blow
booooooooo
>:(
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Bart,
Which style of coonskin hat is superior?
The one with the head left on with glowering eyes.
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Or the sleek, clean style that Super Bowl half-time performers favor?
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Bart,
Which style of coonskin hat is superior?
The one with the head left on with glowering eyes.
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Or the sleek, clean style that Super Bowl half-time performers favor?
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If I may, the dude on the bottom deserves to be on the bottom. Complete poser! Top guy actually looks like he grew out of the coonskin. Wait, isn't 'coonskin' a slightly racist term? @Walks_At_Night
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The first looks like the raccoon is fucking the back of his head.
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Bart,
Which style of coonskin hat is superior?
They are equally stupid unless you are stranded in a forest in winter and are sleeping inside a freshly killed animal for warmth and feel the need to accessorize.
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If I may, the dude on the bottom deserves to be on the bottom. Complete poser! Top guy actually looks like he grew out of the coonskin. Wait, isn't 'coonskin' a slightly racist term? @Walks_At_Night
Not in these parts it isn't...........
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The first looks like the raccoon is fucking the back of his head.
Now that you mention it, it rather does look like that does it not? Wonder if that is the origin of "f*ck your brains out"?
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Have you watched episode 1 yet? Not sure is episode 2 is out yet so I guess I should l00k!
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Have you watched episode 1 yet? Not sure is episode 2 is out yet so I guess I should l00k!
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CALL J.G. WENTWORTH
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CALL J.G. WENTWORTH
AHH Nice!
Ya fucker I was going to post the commercial! That was one of the best season openers thus far. That woman plays the part very well.
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AHH Nice!
Ya fucker I was going to post the commercial! That was one of the best season openers thus far. That woman plays the part very well.
The Siri scene was perfection.
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Bart,
Do you know what is going on here? It doesn't appear to be all together wholesome.
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The Siri scene was perfection.
Holy Mackeral! That was exact!
I briefly covered the new season in my latest. E14. It's one of my better shows thus far because I'm STICKING TO MY NOTES and not rambling off into different directions! ::)
Oh. Hey. WAN!! Ya' catch the ICE HOCKEY (Hello FISH) last night?!!!?? @Walks_At_Night 8) Y' fucker it didn't go so well for da' chicken Wings!
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Holy Mackeral! That was exact!
I briefly covered the new season in my latest. E14. It's one of my better shows thus far because I'm STICKING TO MY NOTES and not rambling off into different directions! ::)
Oh. Hey. WAN!! Ya' catch the ICE HOCKEY (Hello FISH) last night?!!!?? @Walks_At_Night 8) Y' fucker it didn't go so well for da' chicken Wings!
Don't wanna talk about it................
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Don't wanna talk about it................
:(
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Bart,
Any thoughts on this?
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Bart,
Any thoughts on this?
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A clear marker on where to punch the guy. Yes?
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Bart,
Any thoughts on this?
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I was hoping those earholes were speakers, it would be great for drowning out the tinnitus.
Turns out they are just fuckholes.
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What is the name and or model number of the one main mic you said you use?
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What is the name and or model number of the one main mic you said you use?
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AHH. That's the one.
Looks like it's had a jump in price.
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Bart, have your travels ever taken you to Sweetwater Music Hall in Mill Valley?
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AHH. That's the one.
Looks like it's had a jump in price.
It's a modeling mic so you need the Slate plugin subscription on top of it for it to be worth getting.
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Bart, have your travels ever taken you to Sweetwater Music Hall in Mill Valley?
Not that I can remember, I looked it up and did not seem familiar at all.
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It's a modeling mic so you need the Slate plugin subscription on top of it for it to be worth getting.
Right. Not purchasing one but I was curious. I have mics for sale. Tooooo many.
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Not that I can remember, I looked it up and did not seem familiar at all.
Ok, thanks. It's a small club, ~300 people, but since so many rockers with San Francisco ties live in and around Mill Valley, they've been known to drop by, and even do sets. There've been some legendary shows there now and again.
Something happened a number of years ago - I don't recall what exactly - and they shut down, and ended up reopening across the street.
Anyway, last night I bot tix for an upcoming show there and wondered if it's just a local place or if it's on the map.
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What's a "modeling" mic?
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What's a "modeling" mic?
I think these "models" use them.
Bart,
Do you know what is going on here? It doesn't appear to be all together wholesome.
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What's a "modeling" mic?
Sort of a swiss army mic that is designed to emulate many other mics on a computer DAW/software.
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Ever worked with an EV-RE20? Sound like a Dynamic Condenser. Beautiful.
By golly they're worth every penny. And I don't think that they are ugly as some say. In fact I find it to be a killer looking piece.
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Just don't sit on it.
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Ever worked with an EV-RE20? Sound like a Dynamic Condenser. Beautiful.
By golly they're worth every penny. And I don't think that they are ugly as some say. In fact I find it to be a killer looking piece.
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Just don't sit on it.
Old FM disc jockey trick _ mount it at about 45-60 degrees and talk across it rather than into it. It picks up more bass frequencies and makes your voice sound deeper.
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Old FM disc jockey trick _ mount it at about 45-60 degrees and talk across it rather than into it. It picks up more bass frequencies and makes your voice sound deeper.
Old FM engineer trick... no disc jockey was smart enough to know why they did it.
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Old FM engineer trick... no disc jockey was smart enough to know why they did it.
In my part of the country, non-union, the disc jockeys ran the boards and had to be licensed First Class engineers.
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engineers.
Thank you for confirming.
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Thank you for confirming.
Right
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Right
So Grease knew what he was doing then? He was a Jacksonville guy originally, right?
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He came to fame at The Big Ape, WAPE in Jacksonville, but he was not originally from there. Listening to some of the old air checks, I'm amazed at some of the things he got away with.
https://www.greaseman.org/sounds/dougs/WAPE-1-1979.mp3
The other guy on this track is Hoyle Dempsey who played Greasy's ex-brother-in-law.
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So Grease knew what he was doing then? He was a Jacksonville guy originally, right?
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Titties for days!
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Old FM disc jockey trick _ mount it at about 45-60 degrees and talk across it rather than into it. It picks up more bass frequencies and makes your voice sound deeper.
Yes. Certain frequencies tend to travel downward while others travel up as far a s I know.
I don't really have a problem getting the lower register across. I'm more concerned about how it looks on my desk. :D ;D :P Looks like a robot dick.
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I wouldn't know what that looks like. I'll take your word for it.
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Looks like a robot dick.
???
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I wouldn't know what that looks like. I'll take your word for it.
Heh heh
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Old FM disc jockey trick _ mount it at about 45-60 degrees and talk across it rather than into it. It picks up more bass frequencies and makes your voice sound deeper.
@JUAN Back to it for a moment now that I am actually awake and not posting from beddy-weddy with sleep in my eyes and in need of a diaper change. I don't why they would come to that conclusion, because low frequencies rise while higher bands drop. If anything they should have raised the mic up and pointed down on a 45 to achieve a warmer fuller bottom end. Much easier for proximity effect with straight on direction for the "voice of God" sound as well. Bart, you know this!
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@JUAN Back to it for a moment now that I am actually awake and not posting from beddy-weddy with sleep in my eyes and in need of a diaper change. I don't why they would come to that conclusion, because low frequencies rise while higher bands drop. If anything they should have raised the mic up and pointed down on a 45 to achieve a warmer fuller bottom end. Much easier for proximity effect with straight on direction for the "voice of God" sound as well. Bart, you know this!
You have the equipment. Make some tests with various positions and post them. It will be interesting.
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You have the equipment. Make some tests with various positions and post them. It will be interesting.
I woke up thinking about it.
1. 45 angle up
2. 00 Straight on
3. 45 angle down
It'll be posted in a few hours in my RBR thread. Don't want to clutter Bart's 'Ask' thread.
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I meant off to the side rather than up and down.
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I meant off to the side rather than up and down.
HA! I just posted my examples. I'll do another angled from side. I don't think it will make any difference. You'll hear the straight on vs angled.
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I meant off to the side rather than up and down.
It's to avoid plosives.
They wouldn't talk into the mic, they would mic their voices off axis to get rid of the plosives and then they could crank the low end and not worry about the added airflow from those letters.
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Are you disgruntled?
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Are you disgruntled?
FUCK TURKEY ROLLS!
I think he is setting up a goof on the Seinfeld finale with the court case.
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FUCK TURKEY ROLLS!
I think he is setting up a goof on the Seinfeld finale with the court case.
Yeah.. I was hoping that was just my own exclusive 'please don't do it Larry' observation :( Not sure what they are doing with the Maria Sofia thing but it would be a better way to go IMO. She's just that irritating and unpredictable.
please don't play the go to jail because of a ridiculous law card
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Bart, do you like The Monkees? The band. Hey Hey They're The Monkees!
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Bart, do you like The Monkees? The band. Hey Hey They're The Monkees!
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Before my time.
Looked like a bunch of smelly hippies.
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Before my time.
Looked like a bunch of smelly hippies.
Before my time as well, but syndication brought them IN to my time.
@PB You like the monkees? Anything to add? 8)
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Before my time as well, but syndication brought them IN to my time.
@PB You like the monkees? Anything to add? 8)
He still brings that pic to the barber and asks for the first guy cut.
Sadly, it's mostly combover now.
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Did you watch the Jay Thomas appearance on Stern from the link you shared with me about a year ago? Best guest ever. You may disagree but you'd be wong.
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Bart, do you like The Monkees? The band. Hey Hey They're The Monkees!
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Jesus, is that what they actually looked like?
That's NOT what I had imagined listening to my Mom's record. Now I'm disgruntled.
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Bart, you've been gone a lot recently, are you working on something interesting or just ignoring us?
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Before my time.
Looked like a bunch of smelly hippies.
Are you sure they were just a bunch of smelly hippies? They were packaged and fluffed for prime time TV like ivory soap. Plenty of good songwriters and crack musicians filled in. You can be damn sure that's not Mike Nesmith on lead guitar. Louie Shelton and The Wrecking Crew deserve the credit.
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We hated The Monkees. Put together to emulate the light and goofy parts of It's A Hard Day's Night. Then came The Archies. Much worse.
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We hated The Monkees. Put together to emulate the light and goofy parts of It's A Hard Day's Night. Then came The Archies. Much worse.
Hated their car too. Took a beautiful GTO and turned it into an abomination.
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Bart, you've been gone a lot recently, are you working on something interesting or just ignoring us?
Yes.
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We hated The Monkees. Put together to emulate the light and goofy parts of It's A Hard Day's Night. Then came The Archies. Much worse.
The Partridge Family made up for it.
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The Partridge Family made up for it.
I had forgotten about them. Damn you for reminding me.
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The Partridge Family made up for it.
Didn't they have a bus?
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Now I'm disgruntled.
Uh oh.
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Bart, Can I raise a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do 'Stonehenge' tomorrow?
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Bart, Can I raise a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do 'Stonehenge' tomorrow?
No, we're not gonna fucking do Stonehenge.
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No, we're not gonna fucking do Stonehenge.
Well.. at least you replied, but to be completely honest here I was expecting or possibly even hoping to be yelled at. :-\
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Well.. at least you replied, but to be completely honest here I was expecting or possibly even hoping to be yelled at. :-\
Ahhh cute! Are you two in a longterm relationship?
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Ahhh cute! Are you two in a longterm relationship?
Watch the movie ya' dork. :P
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Watch the movie ya' dork. :P
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Quite true. You never know.
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Quite true. You never know.
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Now that hurts.
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The Partridge Family made up for it.
THis is for you Bart. And all the rest of all you fucking Kidnostads. And if you are a celibate Kidnostad, then this isn't for you.
i=C0gltmW5uC-QqVE1
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Dear bardt,
There is a bike locked up to a railing at the bottom of the stairs that I use to take Vera out. This annoys me a great deal as people are supposed to do things the proper way and follow protocol. If they need more space they should rent an on-site storage room, and there are several for only 50 - 75 monthly.
Here is my ASK; I am tempted to take a spare heavy-duty lock that I have kickin' around and LOCK THE BIKE WITH IT! This way they will find a surprise when they go to take their next ride. It makes me giggle. I will take a picture and use it as content as well. I think that I am really funny with this idea. What are your thoughts, should I add an extra lock to aforementioned bike?
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Dear bardt,
There is a bike locked up to a railing at the bottom of the stairs that I use to take Vera out. This annoys me a great deal as people are supposed to do things the proper way and follow protocol. If they need more space they should rent an on-site storage room, and there are several for only 50 - 75 monthly.
Here is my ASK; I am tempted to take a spare heavy-duty lock that I have kickin' around and LOCK THE BIKE WITH IT! This way they will find a surprise when they go to take their next ride. It makes me giggle. I will take a picture and use it as content as well. I think that I am really funny with this idea. What are your thoughts, should I add an extra lock to aforementioned bike?
Leave an envelope with clues that lead the owner to the key.
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Leave an envelope with clues that lead the owner to the key.
It's a combination lock. That would be even more fun. Clues to one number at a time. :)
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THis is for you Bart. And all the rest of all you fucking Kidnostads. And if you are a celibate Kidnostad, then this isn't for you.
https://youtube Partridge Family
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What kind of acoustic strings do you use, and what gauge?
I like the extra lights. As light as I can get them but they don't make 300s!
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@Bart Ell @KSM @sean92008 @Redacted @the general
Who is getting the $50k reissue of Jimmy Page's doubleneck?
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@Bart Ell @KSM @sean92008 @Redacted @the general
Who is getting the $50k reissue of Jimmy Page's doubleneck?
I love me SGs! 227666! (I think that's the right serial number, I actually got to touch that guitar, long story...)
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What kind of acoustic strings do you use, and what gauge?
I like the extra lights. As light as I can get them but they don't make 300s!
Ernie Ball Aluminum Bronze mediums and Augustine Imperial blues.
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@Bart Ell @KSM @sean92008 @Redacted @the general
Who is getting the $50k reissue of Jimmy Page's doubleneck?
I can build my own for $300
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@Bart Ell @KSM @sean92008 @Redacted @the general
Who is getting the $50k reissue of Jimmy Page's doubleneck?
I hate the double neck. That Cheap Trick guy didn't help matters, that fucker couldn't play with one neck let alone two! HATE the double neck!
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Am I wrong in saying that Irma has been the best part of season 12?
She has a structured settlement but she needs cash now!
Should have called it a day with S10?
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Am I wrong in saying that Irma has been the best part of season 12?
She has a structured settlement but she needs cash now!
Should have called it a day with S10?
Episode 6 was the strongest of the last few seasons so we will see.
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Bart,
Any encounters with Billy Idol in your experience? If so, did he do weird shit with his mouth even in a normal setting?
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Bart,
Any encounters with Billy Idol in your experience? If so, did he do weird shit with his mouth even in a normal setting?
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None that I can remember...
I also don't remember the last time I was in a normal setting.
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Have you ever owned or worn clogs!?
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Have you ever owned or worn clogs!?
No but I learned early on that the Dutch see us as their liberators and the women love kissing Canadian peepees to show their gratitude.
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No but I learned early on that the Dutch see us as their liberators and the women love kissing Canadian peepees to show their gratitude.
Indeed they are grateful. peepees
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What kind of studio monitors are you using?
Picture of your setup?
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What kind of studio monitors are you using?
Picture of your setup?
I used Adam AH8s for years but got rid of everything last month when we sold the house.
I picked these up last week for the new portable setup I will use when I need to do something - https://ca.jbl.com/305PMKII-.html
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Why are we getting popup ads now? Are you getting rich off of them? I hope so.
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Why are we getting popup ads now? Are you getting rich off of them? I hope so.
No idea, I don't see the ads.
Google must have changed something.
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They happen sometimes when I want to reply to a topic.
Google - Let's Do Evil.
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They happen sometimes when I want to reply to a topic.
Google - Let's Do Evil.
I will see if it is something that can be turned off.
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I used Adam AH8s for years but got rid of everything last month when we sold the house.
I picked these up last week for the new portable setup I will use when I need to do something - https://ca.jbl.com/305PMKII-.html
Ya moved!!? Sorry to hear that. Unless it's a good thing.
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I heard someone on tv say "Loving your truck is as Canadian as loving hockey." What kind of truck do you have?
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Why are we getting popup ads now? Are you getting rich off of them? I hope so.
I'm getting them all the time here. Every time I change a page to read a different topic, they pop up. Most annoying because they will at times, cut off the bottom of what I'm reading. I went into my google settings and found that I had already selected the 'keep pop up ads from occurring' setting, plus I tried a couple other things, but to no avail.
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I will see if it is something that can be turned off.
Thanks, Bart.
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Ya moved!!? Sorry to hear that. Unless it's a good thing.
Not yet, we have 5 weeks left to get out.
It should be a pretty, pretty good thing.
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I heard someone on tv say "Loving your truck is as Canadian as loving hockey." What kind of truck do you have?
There's very little fruiter than the pickup truck culture.
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I'm getting them all the time here. Every time I change a page to read a different topic, they pop up. Most annoying because they will at times, cut off the bottom of what I'm reading. I went into my google settings and found that I had already selected the 'keep pop up ads from occurring' setting, plus I tried a couple other things, but to no avail.
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I asked my guys about it and they said Google was running some sort of "auto ads" thing where they were deciding where the ads went.
It has been turned off and should go away within the next few hours.
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Not yet, we have 5 weeks left to get out.
I hate that part of it. The limbo purgatory scenario. Keep things as normal as you can and then 3 days before the movers show up take everything down and pack, pack, pack. There are no doubt many things you don't want the meathead movers handling. Our move south was one of the most stressful things I've been through.
WHATTA BLOODY FUCKING MISTAKE ALL THAT WAS!
..sorry for yelling :-[
RE episode 9 - does it look to you like Bruce (The Boss) had some work done? His face looked a tad... tight and somewhat void of natural character to me.
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I asked my guys about it and they said Google was running some sort of "auto ads" thing where they were deciding where the ads went.
It has been turned off and should go away within the next few hours.
Yes, they are gone now, Bart. I like the ads that are there now. They are stationary and don't block what a person is trying to read. Many thanks to you and your computer wiz!
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Yes, they are gone now, Bart. I like the ads that are there now. They are stationary and don't block what a person is trying to read. Many thanks to you and your computer wiz!
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adblockers for your browser will help to block the ads Rikki Gins.
How are you doing today Bart??
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hi damon, Bart. are you subscribed to my new channel?
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Bart why am i not in the hall of fame????
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Bart why am i not in the hall of fame????
You don't yet have the achievements of Morg. Keep working.
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You don't yet have the achievements of Morg. Keep working.
Yes.
also - Morg didn't shit up the Art Bell thread.
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Bart why am i not in the hall of fame????
Why would you be? You're as interesting as average dirt and you've done nothing.
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Why would you be? You're as interesting as average dirt and you've done nothing.
Ive done more than the people in the HOF. And here id thought id do ur show. Ur an asshole.
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Ive done more than the people in the HOF. And here id thought id do ur show. Ur an asshole.
You didn't reply to me.
The invitation has mold on it by now.
You got scared and avoided the issue so don't all the sudden act like it was going to happen.
LOL Please.
And I'm the nicest asshole anyone could ever hope to meet.
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You didn't reply to me.
The invitation has mold on it by now.
You got scared and avoided the issue so don't all the sudden act like it was going to happen.
LOL Please. And I'm the nicest asshole anyone could ever hope to meet.
I did reply to u idiot. Go see the art bell thread. I have done more for this community than anyone else.
Over 200+ hours of content dealing with art bell and heather. Probably over 1000 hours as i had 3k videos and the stuff i deleted.
Did videos of me singing abba outside her house. Went live from the art bell bench. Did videos on my visit to Pahrump and visiting art, knye station. The museum. Produced tons of videos for the fans. Spent money, worked hard. Ive done more for this community than anyone else or your entire lifetime ksm. Go f urself. If that dont get me HoF then fuk off. Yeah damon and Richard got it for making a phone call. Ridiculous
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I did reply to u idiot. Go see the art bell thread. I have done more for this community than anyone else.
Over 200+ hours of content dealing with art bell and heather. Probably over 1000 hours as i had 3k videos and the stuff i deleted.
Did videos of me singing abba outside her house. Went live from the art bell bench. Did videos on my visit to Pahrump and visiting art, knye station. The museum. Produced tons of videos for the fans. Spent money, worked hard. Ive done more for this community than anyone else or your entire lifetime ksm. Go f urself. If that dont get me HoF then fuk off. Yeah damon and Richard got it for making a phone call. Ridiculous
You're so compromised. My goodness. You peaked in the 3rd grade, correct? Right before you dropped out of school - in the 3rd grade. Seriously. Wow.
I told you to PM me about it as to NOT SHIT UP THE ART BELL THREAD as you have the innate propensity to do. And now you're doing the same in this thread.
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Bart, I wish the Karma buttons were back in place. I would be up to 46,000,000 karmic points by now.
Will they ever be back?
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I did reply to u idiot. Go see the art bell thread. I have done more for this community than anyone else.
Over 200+ hours of content dealing with art bell and heather. Probably over 1000 hours as i had 3k videos and the stuff i deleted.
Did videos of me singing abba outside her house. Went live from the art bell bench. Did videos on my visit to Pahrump and visiting art, knye station. The museum. Produced tons of videos for the fans. Spent money, worked hard. Ive done more for this community than anyone else or your entire lifetime ksm. Go f urself. If that dont get me HoF then fuk off. Yeah damon and Richard got it for making a phone call. Ridiculous
I liked the improv bit you did with that bee.
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I liked the improv bit you did with that bee.
if singing ABBA outside Heathers house didn't get me the HOF, nothing will.
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if singing ABBA outside Heathers house didn't get me the HOF, nothing will.
Living your life as facepalm meme must be exhausting.
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Living your life as facepalm meme must be exhausting.
uh huh, why don't you tell us who u really are KSM? too scared bruh?
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uh huh, why don't you tell us who u really are KSM? too scared bruh?
And who would that be? I sorta' thought this was rather common knowledge.
Jousting with you is like shooting fish in a barrel, except all the fish are retarded.
Do better. Try harder.
Come see me in Denver. You're poor, I'm not. I'll cover your travel and put you up in a nice hospital room. My treat. :)
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And who would that be? I sorta' thought this was rather common knowledge.
Jousting with you is like shooting fish in a barrel, except all the fish are retarded.
Do better. Try harder.
Come see me in Denver. You're poor, I'm not. I'll cover your travel and put you up in a nice hospital room. My treat. :)
wow a death threat...you know KSM, I was fine with you until the other day you told me I have never done anything and was useless. you started this, NOT me. now that you mention denver i know who you are. take care.
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wow a death threat...you know KSM, I was fine with you until the other day you told me I have never done anything and was useless. you started this, NOT me. now that you mention denver i know who you are. take care.
No. You started it, and really, who cares.
Have a nice day.
Take care
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It's too bad, really. The Alpha AF, Star Wars guy and the world's nicest asshole jawing about the late Mr. Bell might have been interesting.
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It's too bad, really. The Alpha AF, Star Wars guy and the world's nicest asshole jawing about the late Mr. Bell might have been interesting.
;D *audible chuckle*
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See if you can get @Dyna-X . She lives in Colorado.
Oops. Don't you agree, Bart Ell?
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It's too bad, really. The Alpha AF, Star Wars guy and the world's nicest asshole jawing about the late Mr. Bell might have been interesting.
Just follow his posts and see how rude he was to me. For no reason at all. Some people are just born that way
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Just follow his posts and see how rude he was to me. For no reason at all. Some people are just born that way
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Miller, just stop it. I didn't know you were this sensitive and you shouldn't be taking things so seriously. My goodness.
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Just follow his posts and see how rude he was to me. For no reason at all. Some people are just born that way
My Granddad once told me that in any crowd, no matter how large or small, there's always going to be an asshole, and that if you are ever in a crowd and realize that there isn't one single asshole in the entire group, then you are it. Are we keeping score here? This is Ellgab. This is the place where you get your balls busted, or your ovaries. Which do you have? Put on some of your Alpha Armor and belly up to the bar. You've put forth some worthy Bell content. There's got to be more where that came from. I'll wager you and KSM have a shared spirit of fanship where Bell is concerned. Who knows, maybe it will spark something and we'll get an interesting show which could turn into more interesting shows.
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I am not an asshole.
I am a human being.
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I am not an asshole.
I am a human being.
Anyone posting an avatar of a Glock can't be all bad. I don't understand the hatred toward the brand lately.
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Anyone posting an avatar of a Glock can't be all bad. I don't understand the hatred toward the brand lately.
Agreed, the Glock hate is palpable. I don't understand it. I prefer them over SIG and any others I've tried. People think Glocks are ugly and boxy, but that is simply not an acceptable reason. I never hear anyone talking negatively about functionality, so... *shrug*
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My Granddad once told me that in any crowd, no matter how large or small, there's always going to be an asshole, and that if you are ever in a crowd and realize that there isn't one single asshole in the entire group, then you are it. Are we keeping score here? This is Ellgab...
I thought all guys were assholes at some level, there's a bell curve of course with a distribution of just a little to a lot, and some are better at hiding it, but still...
Ask your lady friends. Oh, wait..
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Present company excluded of course. :-X
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Not yet, we have 5 weeks left to get out.
It should be a pretty, pretty good thing.
Taking the baseball from the Expos game with you?
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Taking the baseball from the Expos game with you?
It may be the only thing that survives the purge.
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if singing ABBA outside Heathers house didn't get me the HOF, nothing will.
I heard that Heather is back in California (northern california) and not in Nye county.
Bart, Are you planning to have a good day?
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Bart,
Did MV die?
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Bart,
Did MV die?
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It's missing the reentry hatch so I doubt it.
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My Granddad once told me that in any crowd, no matter how large or small, there's always going to be an asshole, and that if you are ever in a crowd and realize that there isn't one single asshole in the entire group, then you are it. Are we keeping score here? This is Ellgab. This is the place where you get your balls busted, or your ovaries. Which do you have? Put on some of your Alpha Armor and belly up to the bar. You've put forth some worthy Bell content. There's got to be more where that came from. I'll wager you and KSM have a shared spirit of fanship where Bell is concerned. Who knows, maybe it will spark something and we'll get an interesting show which could turn into more interesting shows.
I thought that was bellgab. Not ellgab. Reason i have always come here. But seems like bart has let this place become a troll den. Its all trolls now like KSM.
Bart why???
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I heard that Heather is back in California (northern california) and not in Nye county.
Bart, Are you planning to have a good day?
Nah
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Bart,
Did MV die?
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MV is much alive and still trolling. Right bart?
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I thought that was bellgab. Not ellgab. Reason i have always come here. But seems like bart has let this place become a troll den. Its all trolls now like KSM.
Bart why???
I said I would leave you alone, but you keep talking about me. Just go on about your day and be as normal as you can be.
Happy times :)
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I thought @boomers was MV.
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I said I would leave you alone, but you keep talking about me. Just go on about your day and be as normal as you can be.
Happy times :)
So u run this board now? When u said i never did anything and was useless, and have never done anything, that's when u got my attention.
And dont forget the death threat you made. Saying u were going to put me in a hospital bed.
You talk that way to people and just think they will forget?
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So u run this board now? When u said i never did anything and was useless, and have never done anything, that's when u got my attention.
And dont forget the death threat you made. Saying u were going to put me in a hospital bed.
You talk that way to people and just think they will forget?
No, you silly goose. Cemetary is death treat, hospital is just a few ouchies with an expected full recovery. If your choice is to perpetuate miller-victimhood by holding on to all this than that is your prerogative.
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I thought @boomers was MV.
I never understood your thinking there, and the MV - boomers politics most certainly do not add up.
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Bart,
Is this why they call the area where pilots sit a cockpit?
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Bart,
Is this why they call the area where pilots sit a cockpit?
That's a bbcockpit.
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Looking on KONR I noticed that the BartCast is nowhere to be found. I assume you removed it all never to be heard again?
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Looking on KONR I noticed that the BartCast is nowhere to be found. I assume you removed it all never to be heard again?
I was never a fan.
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Bart,
Do you think that Ellgab's @Big Chicken is really behind this "What Dat Mouth Do" degeneracy?
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Bart,
Do you think that Ellgab's @Big Chicken is really behind this "What Dat Mouth Do" degeneracy?
I know for a fact that he is.
How?
He is the only Big Chicken who does not know the difference between an eggplant and a cucumber.
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Wasn't Big Chicken the hellfire and brimstone guy? Pretty sure I'm right. He also had a YT channel where he talked about how "Canadians are gonna burrnnn" meaning in hell. Had a real issue going on about Canadians and 'Ell.
Odd dude.
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Or was that @Big Chicken 's idol, Pastor Butch Paugh?
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Or was that @Big Chicken 's idol, Pastor Butch Paugh?
No. I specifically remember Big Chicken from here and the old place.
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I know for a fact that he is.
How?
He is the only Big Chicken who does not know the difference between an eggplant and a cucumber.
Really a solid point. Perhaps the "degeneracy" statement I made is off base. After all, one has to admit that any woman that can gobble the fat end of an eggplant deserves a certain amount of respect.
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Or was that @Big Chicken 's idol, Pastor Butch Paugh?
Age has caught up to Pastor Butch. He is no longer the fearsome presence that took a bullet in the chest and shook it off like a case of fleas.
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Age has caught up to Pastor Butch. He is no longer the fearsome presence that took a bullet in the chest and shook it off like a case of fleas.
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Ian Punnet cheeks.
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Age has caught up to Pastor Butch. He is no longer the fearsome presence that took a bullet in the chest and shook it off like a case of fleas.
Pastor Butch?
I don't care if you're halfway up her ass!