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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5685 on: January 23, 2023, 08:46:02 AM »
"It's snowing its ass off out there."

It is now assless? PUT IT ON THE LIST!


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5686 on: January 25, 2023, 05:29:39 PM »
My local bike shop is building me a fancy new bike.  I need to by some new shorts and shirts.  Where do you stand on blue shorts as opposed to traditional black?  Are assless shorts too much?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5687 on: January 26, 2023, 05:12:06 AM »
Blue shirt with yellow shorts would be more fashionable at this time.  The outfit would make a currently popular statement.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5688 on: January 26, 2023, 06:40:04 AM »
My local bike shop is building me a fancy new bike.  I need to by some new shorts and shirts.  Where do you stand on blue shorts as opposed to traditional black?  Are assless shorts too much?

The switch from sundresses to shorts is a brave move and quite progressive of you.
Assless shorts should be kept for your bathhouse visits.