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Title: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on August 28, 2020, 05:58:25 PM
 Tiz the Law 4-5
Art Collector 9-2
Honor A.P. 7-1
Authentic 10-1
Thousand Words 12-1
King Guillermo 24-1
Enforceable 28-1
NY Traffic 30-1
Dr Post 35-1
Caracaro 40-1
Max Player 40-1
Sole Volante 50-1
Storm the Court 60-1
Attachment Rate 65-1
Major Fed 75-1
Shirl's Speight 100-1
Finnick the Fierce 125-1
Necker Island 150-1
Rushie 150-1
Winning Impression 150-1
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on August 28, 2020, 06:27:50 PM
@Bart Ell
pick out 2 ponies for me, please and thank you.
ps/ sorry no pony is named BORAX.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Bart Ell on August 28, 2020, 06:31:26 PM
@Bart Ell
pick out 2 ponies for me, please and thank you.
ps/ sorry no pony is named BORAX.

Shirl's Speight
Art Collector


I saw Spigot instead of Speight. @Walks_At_Night would second me on that choice.
Kinda gotta choose Art as it is almost BART!

Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 28, 2020, 07:36:27 PM
Shirl's Speight
Art Collector


I saw Spigot instead of Speight. @Walks_At_Night would second me on that choice.
Kinda gotta choose Art as it is almost BART!

Shirl's Speight is a nag of destiny!!!!!!!!!!   Even at 100 to 1.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on August 29, 2020, 05:06:21 AM
Shirl's Speight
Art Collector


I saw Spigot instead of Speight. @Walks_At_Night would second me on that choice.
Kinda gotta choose Art as it is almost BART!
Thanks @Bart Ell & @Walks_At_Night

We have a week to come up with some winning bets.

I am fond of the Trifecta Box
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on August 29, 2020, 05:39:22 AM
@PolkaDot @anniem @juan , @ShayP and @sean92008
What horse or horse name do you like?
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HEY @Chimp Covfefe what is your prediction?
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: ShayP on August 29, 2020, 07:12:39 AM
@PolkaDot @anniem @juan , @ShayP and @sean92008
What horse or horse name do you like?
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HEY @Chimp Covfefe what is your prediction?

@FISH   Necker Island
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on August 29, 2020, 07:16:51 AM
@FISH   Necker Island

THANKS @ShayP  ;)
I can not ask @Rikki Gins . He does not trust the GINGERS in this world.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: ShayP on August 29, 2020, 07:49:57 AM
THANKS @ShayP  ;)
I can not ask @Rikki Gins . He does not trust the GINGERS in this world.

@FISH  You're welcome.  I can't believe that about @Rikki Gins.  I'm shocked I tell ya!  :o
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: anniem on August 29, 2020, 08:55:20 AM
@PolkaDot @anniem @juan , @ShayP and @sean92008
What horse or horse name do you like?
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HEY @Chimp Covfefe what is your prediction?

Tiz the Law because There oughta be a law!
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: JUAN on August 29, 2020, 08:55:25 AM
@FISH - it has to be Finnick the Fierce

I should be the one who doesn’t trust gingers since what’s-her-name #2 was one.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on August 29, 2020, 10:02:49 AM
@FISH  You're welcome.  I can't believe that about @Rikki Gins.  I'm shocked I tell ya!  :o
@ShayP

https://kingdomofnyeradio.com/ Sunday nights. Rikki's nightmare is of a ginger. I am afraid that he will give me the name of the wrong horse. :-\
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on August 29, 2020, 10:11:21 AM
Thanks for your suggestions.
8/29 at 1:15 pm for me.

Tiz the Law 4-5
Finnick the Fierce 125-1
Necker Island 150-1
Shirl's Speight 100-1
Art Collector 9-2
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Bart Ell on August 29, 2020, 10:14:33 AM
@ShayP

https://kingdomofnyeradio.com/ Sunday nights. Rikki's nightmare is of a ginger. I am afraid that he will give me the name of the wrong horse. :-\

A legendary dream posted in the Dream Stuff thread


I had a quickie dream where I was sitting in an office (apparently mine) when several police officers brought in a handcuffed man. 

"We have captured the world's greatest villain," one of them told me.  "Everyone in the department wants to beat him up, so we thought he'd at least be safe in your office."

"Sure," I told them as they walked out of the room.

I looked the guy over as he sat in the chair.  He was mildly chubby and had red hair.  "Oh no,' I thought to myself.  "Here comes my impatience with red headed people again."

I could feel the anger rising up inside me.  I got up and unlocked his handcuffs.

"OK, you bastard," I snarled at him.  "Are you trying to escape?"

I made a fist with one of my hands and started to wallop him.  Bonk, bonk, bonk!  I was hitting him on the top of his head, over and over again.  When I finally stopped, I noticed that he really didn't look any different at all.  Still, I felt kind of relieved from having hit him all those times.


It was then read by Mr. David Schrader for THE BART ELL CHRISTMAS WOO2ACULAR!


Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: JUAN on August 29, 2020, 10:14:39 AM
Clearly, we like long shots.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on August 29, 2020, 10:24:40 AM
A legendary dream posted in the Dream Stuff thread



It was then read by Mr. David Schrader for THE BART ELL CHRISTMAS WOO2ACULAR!


Thanks Mr Bart. Maybe @ShayP will believe me now!!!
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on August 29, 2020, 10:27:46 AM
Clearly, we like long shots.
@juan
I wonder why we did not like Ms Wade.

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Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on August 29, 2020, 10:39:23 AM
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OK. What is your dream horse?


@Ciardelo --- Caracaro 40-1?
@Exile --?
@Boogs ---- Winning Impression 150-1?
@Jayzelady ...?
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Ciardelo on August 29, 2020, 10:53:08 AM

OK. What is your dream horse?


@Ciardelo --- Caracaro 40-1?

That one has possibilities, but due to recent new-found knowledge I have gained, the spigot horse seems to be beckoning me.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Jayzelady on August 29, 2020, 11:09:05 AM
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OK. What is your dream horse?


@Ciardelo --- Caracaro 40-1?
@Exile --?
@Boogs ---- Winning Impression 150-1?
@Jayzelady ...?

Tiz the Law, of course! Married to a lawyer and youngest daughter is a lawyer. So....😄😉
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Exile on August 29, 2020, 04:11:56 PM
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OK. What is your dream horse?


@Ciardelo --- Caracaro 40-1?
@Exile --?
@Boogs ---- Winning Impression 150-1?
@Jayzelady ...?

My Dreams?

To ride a dinosaur and work in a quarry

:)
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: PolkaDot on August 29, 2020, 05:10:36 PM
@PolkaDot @anniem @juan , @ShayP and @sean92008
What horse or horse name do you like?
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HEY @Chimp Covfefe what is your prediction?
I’m a little upset That you tagged Chimp and I in the same post. I know it’s a strange year and all so I’m not holding it against you @FISH, BUT if that monkey tries anything he’s going to get slapped.

Race horses always have the silliest names, thanks Sire & Dam.

I’m going with:
Attachment Rate
Max Player
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Zetaspeak on August 30, 2020, 12:16:58 AM
A couple of years ago I was REALLY into horse racing. I had one night everything was hitting, it was a memorable evening.

I will go with Authentic 10-1

His trainer was caught giving PED to his horses, my boy could be juiced
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on August 30, 2020, 07:05:11 AM
ELLGAB Pony List.
Tiz the Law 4-5
Finnick the Fierce 125-1
Necker Island 150-1
Shirl's Speight 100-1
Art Collector 9-2
Attachment Rate 65-1
Max Player 40-1
Authentic 10-1

 ::)
@Ciardelo -- Spigot ?
@Exile -- dinosaur ?
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on August 30, 2020, 07:10:20 AM
I’m a little upset That you tagged Chimp and I in the same post. I know it’s a strange year and all so I’m not holding it against you @FISH, BUT if that monkey tries anything he’s going to get slapped.
<snip>

@PolkaDot please forgive me. As you know I have a weakness for that chimp and bananas.

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Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on August 30, 2020, 07:13:29 AM
+1 to all who gave me a name or two for the Derby. I will be at a race track next weekend.
Remember to click for our August Fundraiser. Thanks for the suggestion @GravitySucks  ;)
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Ciardelo on August 30, 2020, 08:45:19 AM
ELLGAB Pony List.
Tiz the Law 4-5
Finnick the Fierce 125-1
Necker Island 150-1
Shirl's Speight 100-1
Art Collector 9-2
Attachment Rate 65-1
Max Player 40-1
Authentic 10-1

 ::)
@Ciardelo -- Spigot ?
@Exile -- dinosaur ?
It's a long, sordid story but I recently became aware that people actually install stomach spigots so they may continue overeating. (thanks @Walks_At_Night  >:( )

No. Really. It's a thing.

The "spigot horse" is Shirl's Speight At 100-1 I'm thinking about putting a Benji down on it. We have a local racetrack here but I think it's closed. I need to find a para-mutual betting place before the weekend.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: PolkaDot on August 30, 2020, 12:03:20 PM
A couple of years ago I was REALLY into horse racing. I had one night everything was hitting, it was a memorable evening.

I will go with Authentic 10-1

His trainer was caught giving PED to his horses, my boy could be juiced
Ug, one of my worst childhood memories is of seeing a horse die post injection at the flat track. He screamed and reared up, you could totally see the whites of his eyes before he completely collapsed. It was awful. The owner had apparently been giving the horse an IV injection prior to racing and it went very wrong for some reason I have it in my mind he hit an artery but I'm really not sure.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: anniem on September 01, 2020, 05:59:59 PM
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Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: PolkaDot on September 02, 2020, 08:32:12 AM
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LOL. I LOVE it!!! @anniem +1
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Ciardelo on September 02, 2020, 08:55:04 AM
"ACCEPT NO CHEESY IMITATORS, NO TROLLS  >:( "

Since the spigot horse didn't make the draw, my new horse is AUTHENTIC (currently 8-1).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authentic_(racehorse)
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 02, 2020, 01:10:31 PM
"ACCEPT NO CHEESY IMITATORS, NO TROLLS  >:( "

Since the spigot horse didn't make the draw, my new horse is AUTHENTIC (currently 8-1).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authentic_(racehorse)
@Ciardelo

OK no cheese  :D

Post position   Horse   Jockey   Trainer
1   Finnick The Fierce   Martin Garcia   Rey Hernandez
2   Max Player   Ricardo Santana Jr.   Steve Asmussen
3   Enforceable   Adam Beschizza   Mark Casse
4   Storm the Court   Flavien Prat   Peter Eurton
5   Major Fed   James Graham   Greg Foley
6   King Guillermo   Samy Camacho   Juan Carloa Avila
7   Money Moves   Javier Castellano   Todd Pletcher
8   South Bend   Jose I. Ortiz   William I. Mott
9   Mr. Big News   Gabriel Saez   Bret Calhoun
10   Thousand Words   Florent Geroux   Bob Baffert
11   Necker Island   Miguel Mana   Chris Hartman
12   Sole Volante   Luca Panici   Patrick Biancone
13   Attachment Rate   Joe Talamo   Dale Romans
14   Winning Impression   Joe Rocco Jr.   Dallas Stewart
15   Ny Traffic   Paco Lopez   Saffie Joseph Jr.
16   Honor A.P.   Mike Smith   John Shirreffs
17   Tiz The Law   Manny Franco   Barclay Tagg
18   Authentic   John Velazquez   Bob Baffert
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 02, 2020, 01:12:52 PM
dear @PolkaDot & @anniem
do you LOVE my derby mask?

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Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: anniem on September 02, 2020, 02:48:56 PM
dear @PolkaDot & @anniem
do you LOVE my derby mask?

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I do indeed!
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: JUAN on September 02, 2020, 04:08:58 PM
They seem to be running out of good horse names.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 02, 2020, 06:04:15 PM
They seem to be running out of good horse names.

@juan
I am going to start to call you--MR HAPPY.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: PolkaDot on September 03, 2020, 08:01:51 AM
dear @PolkaDot & @anniem
do you LOVE my derby mask?

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Foregoing the julep glass?
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: JUAN on September 03, 2020, 02:28:13 PM
@juan
I am going to start to call you--MR HAPPY.
I’ll be happy if the Flyers win tonight.  Right, @FISH?
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 03, 2020, 03:12:58 PM
I’ll be happy if the Flyers win tonight.  Right, @FISH?
@juan
:) ;) :D ;D :) ;) :D ;D :) ;) ;) :D ;D
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 03, 2020, 08:26:13 PM
@juan  ;D

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Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 04, 2020, 03:36:44 PM
THE DERBY AT 6:50 PM.
HOCKEY AT 7:30 PM.

history?

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Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 05, 2020, 06:33:55 AM
Shirl's Speight
Art Collector


I saw Spigot instead of Speight. @Walks_At_Night would second me on that choice.
Kinda gotta choose Art as it is almost BART!
@Bart Ell  ::)
Art Collector never entered the field, pulling out with a foot injury, and King Guillermo scratched after coming down with a fever.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 05, 2020, 06:41:55 AM
“Tis the Law”
 A Show bet. The EllGab WoMEN have spoken. @anniem & @Jayzelady  :)

https://twitter.com/taylorkrich/status/1301506647144239111
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 05, 2020, 06:45:26 AM
I’m a little upset That you tagged Chimp and I in the same post. I know it’s a strange year and all so I’m not holding it against you @FISH, BUT if that monkey tries anything he’s going to get slapped.

Race horses always have the silliest names, thanks Sire & Dam.

I’m going with:
Attachment Rate
Max Player
@PolkaDot  ;)

Ok, your horses will be part of my boxed trifecta bet.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: anniem on September 05, 2020, 08:09:55 AM
When will it be, @FISH ?
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 05, 2020, 08:43:06 AM
When will it be, @FISH ?
@anniem
6:50 pm today..my time. ;)
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Bart Ell on September 05, 2020, 12:09:03 PM

11   Necker Island   Miguel Mana   Chris Hartman


I like a horse that is ready for some loving!
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: JUAN on September 05, 2020, 01:03:41 PM
Why is the run up to the Derby as long as the one to the Super Bowl?

And this one is sure to get me in trouble - why do they need jockeys? When we had dog races in Florida, the greyhounds didn’t have jockeys.  They had sense enough to run after a mechanical “rabbit” by themselves.  Couldn’t the horses chase an apple or something?  Or would  “they” be missing an opportunity for graft without jockeys.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 05, 2020, 03:41:29 PM
I like a horse that is ready for some loving!

 :) @Bart Ell
I place a $5.oo SHOW BET on 11   Necker Island.

Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Rikki Gins on September 05, 2020, 03:59:37 PM
At last, the horses are lining up.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Zetaspeak on September 05, 2020, 04:03:28 PM
:) @Bart Ell
I place a $5.oo SHOW BET on 11   Necker Island.

Good luck Fish. Authentic odds improved since my selection 8-1 easy to see from the outside
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: JUAN on September 05, 2020, 04:06:24 PM
The one with a real horse name won.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Rikki Gins on September 05, 2020, 04:24:52 PM
That was a great finish.  Always a disappointment that there won't be a triple crown, though.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Ciardelo on September 05, 2020, 05:15:07 PM
"ACCEPT NO CHEESY IMITATORS, NO TROLLS  >:( "

Since the spigot horse didn't make the draw, my new horse is AUTHENTIC (currently 8-1).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authentic_(racehorse)

So who won?

I didn't make it to the horse betting place but I get bragging rights...rather Geo Senda inspired bragging rights.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: JUAN on September 05, 2020, 05:39:08 PM
So who won?

I didn't make it to the horse betting place but I get bragging rights...rather Geo Senda inspired bragging rights.
Affirmed - no, that’s not right.  Alysheba - no.  Authentic, that’s it.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Ciardelo on September 05, 2020, 06:13:40 PM
Affirmed - no, that’s not right.  Alysheba - no.  Authentic, that’s it.

Yay! I should have got all my junk silver out of pawn and bet it ALL. I tried to bet a couple of expired gift cards but they wouldn't take them.

Trolls  >:(
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: anniem on September 05, 2020, 06:20:42 PM
There oughta be a law!
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Ciardelo on September 05, 2020, 06:29:50 PM
There oughta be a law!
:stamps foot:
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: anniem on September 05, 2020, 07:20:28 PM
:stamps foot:

Thank you!
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Rikki Gins on September 05, 2020, 08:00:11 PM
Yay! I should have got all my junk silver out of pawn and bet it ALL. I tried to bet a couple of expired gift cards but they wouldn't take them.

Trolls  >:(

Mr. Zetaspeak also picked Authentic.  Good going, fellows!
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Zetaspeak on September 05, 2020, 08:18:08 PM
Mr. Zetaspeak also picked Authentic.  Good going, fellows!

Thank you, That was exciting, thanks to Fish for the idea. I *might* have put $10 on a off track terminal .

Of course I will not let this great accomplishment go to my head (see profile photo)  8)
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Ciardelo on September 05, 2020, 09:14:00 PM
Mr. Zetaspeak also picked Authentic.  Good going, fellows!

Thank you! And sincere congratulations to Mr. Zetaspeak!
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 06, 2020, 08:33:16 AM
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2 SHOW wins for me. ;)
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Ciardelo on September 06, 2020, 04:04:45 PM

2 SHOW wins for me. ;)

WOO HOO! CONGRATULATIONS!!
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 06, 2020, 05:55:16 PM
WOO HOO! CONGRATULATIONS!!
@Ciardelo & @Bart Ell
THEY sold me the old tee shirt from May 2nd. I was robbed...again. ::)
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Ciardelo on September 06, 2020, 05:57:44 PM
@Ciardelo & @Bart Ell
THEY sold me the old tee shirt from May 2nd. I was robbed...again. ::)

Ha ha, I didn't even notice. I'm sure most will not either...but now...I can't unsee it.
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Bart Ell on September 06, 2020, 06:02:47 PM
@Ciardelo & @Bart Ell
THEY sold me the old tee shirt from May 2nd. I was robbed...again. ::)

BASTIDS!
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: FISH on September 07, 2020, 09:58:17 AM
A couple of years ago I was REALLY into horse racing. I had one night everything was hitting, it was a memorable evening.

I will go with Authentic 10-1

His trainer was caught giving PED to his horses, my boy could be juiced
@Zetaspeak
WOW WOW WOW.
you were correct!  :)
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: Rikki Gins on September 07, 2020, 04:46:46 PM
@Ciardelo & @Bart Ell
THEY sold me the old tee shirt from May 2nd. I was robbed...again. ::)

Wouldn't that make it more collectable as there wasn't a race ran on that day?   
Title: Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
Post by: PolkaDot on September 07, 2020, 09:04:39 PM
@Ciardelo & @Bart Ell
THEY sold me the old tee shirt from May 2nd. I was robbed...again. ::)
rude!