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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2021, 02:03:43 PM »
Guitar players can sometimes be as bad as drummers.  So can golfers.
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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2021, 02:38:47 PM »
Alright.  It was my brother in laws birthday and we headed out to a few casinos.  On a whim I put $20 in a slot machine and won around $800.  I put $250 in my wallet and decided to spread the rest around .  We played blackjack at the Klondike which is a real dive.  Hit a local strip club in Henderson.  I gave one of the dancers about $300 in lap dances and tips.  The place closed early and as I was walking out I was propositioned by said dance.  I politely declined and we headed to another casino.  Sometime around 2:30 we arrived at another strip club closer to the strip.  I paid for a few lap dances as we were the only ones in the club at the time, the nightly action was over.  I was “invited” to come back into the VIP area.  At this point I decided I wanted to take the rest of the cash in my wallet home.  I kept asking for details and prices.  I got to see a couple of dancers making out to try and entice me to come in back.  I kept pretending I would until the moment came and I would ask for more time.  After about the third or fourth go around I was asked directly and gave a hard no.  She slapped me.  I looked at her and reminded her that she got $100 out of me already when the place was dead.  She went and had a chat with her boyfriend/manager and came back to apologize.  I confessed to being a bit of a sick and we had an interesting chat before we left. 

My brother in law was pretty wasted so I poured him on his front step and rang the doorbell.  When my sister answered the door I said sorry, retreated to the car and left for where we were staying.  The next day my sister told me I wasn’t the first to drop her husband off that way.

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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2021, 03:47:40 PM »
Ok Juan. So would you rather party with the monetarily generous Whoozit, the breast poking, trick riding KSM or that hater of four legged creatures, The Moose?  I'll assume Shay and Bart are out due to bodily fluid issues.

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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2021, 03:49:21 PM »
There was this drummer named Danny who would love to tap Mark on the shoulder and then slap his face with his ween when Mark turned around...

Soundcheck ended and Slow Mark took off before getting his prickslap. The man had a plan. He grabbed a glass from the bar and took it into the bathroom where he proceeded to deposit his love into the glass. Yes, he beat off into the glass. He added a shot of vodka and poured some coffee into the glass and mixed it all up. He got some whipped cream from the bar and added it to the try that was going backstage while removing the drink Danny had ordered.

He headed backstage and picked up his meal ticket and per diem just as the tray arrived. Danny sure was thirsty, he downed that drink in a few gulps as Slow Mark looked on...

The first person had no idea the second person might, just might, decide to get him back, and that much of the time payback is worse than the original?

Reading that, I thought perhaps the outcome would be a punch to the nuts.  Between that and what actually happened, I'm wondering which would be worse

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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2021, 04:09:20 PM »
The first person had no idea the second person might, just might, decide to get him back, and that much of the time payback is worse than the original?

Reading that, I thought perhaps the outcome would be a punch to the nuts.  Between that and what actually happened, I'm wondering which would be worse

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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2021, 04:12:00 PM »
Ummm, I'm sorry, did I just accidentally walk into the Boy's Locker Room? And WHAT are you guys wearing!?!
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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2021, 04:25:41 PM »
Ummm, I'm sorry, did I just accidentally walk into the Boy's Locker Room? And WHAT are you guys wearing!?!
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I'll just show myself out....

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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2021, 04:29:50 PM »
The first person had no idea the second person might, just might, decide to get him back, and that much of the time payback is worse than the original?


Did you skip over the word DRUMMER?

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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2021, 04:32:13 PM »
I could tell you the story about  a lesbian who fell in love with a member on here. That woman was not a lesbian so the angry lesbian then went out and had the sex with a mans multiple times! Yes, a mans! She then thought she was having a baby!

Is that belt still feeling loose, @Mr Apnea ?

Is it really revenge sex if someone ends up pregnant?
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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2021, 04:35:23 PM »
Is it really revenge sex if someone ends up pregnant?

Is it really revenge sex when there is no revenge?

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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2021, 04:36:18 PM »
Ummm, I'm sorry, did I just accidentally walk into the Boy's Locker Room? And WHAT are you guys wearing!?!
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I'll just show myself out....

LOL!!!!
NO, LETS STAY @PolkaDot !

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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2021, 04:38:09 PM »
Is it really revenge sex when there is no revenge?
NO.
Any other questions?
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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2021, 04:39:41 PM »
LOL!!!!
NO, LETS STAY @PolkaDot !

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Not at this point in my life.  The pants thing, yeah.  But...  :(

Plus I need inspiration!  i.e. Markie Post  :D

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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2021, 04:40:13 PM »
NO.
Any other questions?

Do you think @KSM chubbed up from rubbing on that horse?

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Re: ENTERTAINING JUAN
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2021, 04:40:51 PM »
LOL!!!!
NO, LETS STAY @PolkaDot !

Oh boy, it could get dark @anniem . This is not our normal polite society. I just learned that @juan is a bit of a pervert. I really wasn't prepared for it. Changes everything.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.