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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2020, 10:24:40 AM »
A legendary dream posted in the Dream Stuff thread



It was then read by Mr. David Schrader for THE BART ELL CHRISTMAS WOO2ACULAR!


Thanks Mr Bart. Maybe @ShayP will believe me now!!!

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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2020, 10:27:46 AM »
Clearly, we like long shots.
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I wonder why we did not like Ms Wade.

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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2020, 10:39:23 AM »
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OK. What is your dream horse?


@Ciardelo --- Caracaro 40-1?
@Exile --?
@Boogs ---- Winning Impression 150-1?
@Jayzelady ...?

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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2020, 10:53:08 AM »

OK. What is your dream horse?


@Ciardelo --- Caracaro 40-1?

That one has possibilities, but due to recent new-found knowledge I have gained, the spigot horse seems to be beckoning me.

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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2020, 11:09:05 AM »
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OK. What is your dream horse?


@Ciardelo --- Caracaro 40-1?
@Exile --?
@Boogs ---- Winning Impression 150-1?
@Jayzelady ...?

Tiz the Law, of course! Married to a lawyer and youngest daughter is a lawyer. So....😄😉

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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2020, 04:11:56 PM »
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OK. What is your dream horse?


@Ciardelo --- Caracaro 40-1?
@Exile --?
@Boogs ---- Winning Impression 150-1?
@Jayzelady ...?

My Dreams?

To ride a dinosaur and work in a quarry

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Ask me about the legendary desert Bigfoot. A.K.A the Sandsquatch and his more elusive cousin, the Albino White Sands Dunefoot.

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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2020, 05:10:36 PM »
@PolkaDot @anniem @juan , @ShayP and @sean92008
What horse or horse name do you like?
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HEY @Chimp Covfefe what is your prediction?
I’m a little upset That you tagged Chimp and I in the same post. I know it’s a strange year and all so I’m not holding it against you @FISH, BUT if that monkey tries anything he’s going to get slapped.

Race horses always have the silliest names, thanks Sire & Dam.

I’m going with:
Attachment Rate
Max Player
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2020, 12:16:58 AM »
A couple of years ago I was REALLY into horse racing. I had one night everything was hitting, it was a memorable evening.

I will go with Authentic 10-1

His trainer was caught giving PED to his horses, my boy could be juiced

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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2020, 07:05:11 AM »
ELLGAB Pony List.
Tiz the Law 4-5
Finnick the Fierce 125-1
Necker Island 150-1
Shirl's Speight 100-1
Art Collector 9-2
Attachment Rate 65-1
Max Player 40-1
Authentic 10-1

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@Ciardelo -- Spigot ?
@Exile -- dinosaur ?

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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2020, 07:10:20 AM »
I’m a little upset That you tagged Chimp and I in the same post. I know it’s a strange year and all so I’m not holding it against you @FISH, BUT if that monkey tries anything he’s going to get slapped.
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@PolkaDot please forgive me. As you know I have a weakness for that chimp and bananas.

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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2020, 07:13:29 AM »
+1 to all who gave me a name or two for the Derby. I will be at a race track next weekend.
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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2020, 08:45:19 AM »
ELLGAB Pony List.
Tiz the Law 4-5
Finnick the Fierce 125-1
Necker Island 150-1
Shirl's Speight 100-1
Art Collector 9-2
Attachment Rate 65-1
Max Player 40-1
Authentic 10-1

 ::)
@Ciardelo -- Spigot ?
@Exile -- dinosaur ?
It's a long, sordid story but I recently became aware that people actually install stomach spigots so they may continue overeating. (thanks @Walks_At_Night  >:( )

No. Really. It's a thing.

The "spigot horse" is Shirl's Speight At 100-1 I'm thinking about putting a Benji down on it. We have a local racetrack here but I think it's closed. I need to find a para-mutual betting place before the weekend.

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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2020, 12:03:20 PM »
A couple of years ago I was REALLY into horse racing. I had one night everything was hitting, it was a memorable evening.

I will go with Authentic 10-1

His trainer was caught giving PED to his horses, my boy could be juiced
Ug, one of my worst childhood memories is of seeing a horse die post injection at the flat track. He screamed and reared up, you could totally see the whites of his eyes before he completely collapsed. It was awful. The owner had apparently been giving the horse an IV injection prior to racing and it went very wrong for some reason I have it in my mind he hit an artery but I'm really not sure.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2020, 05:59:59 PM »
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Re: 2020 Kentucky Derby
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2020, 08:32:12 AM »
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LOL. I LOVE it!!! @anniem +1
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.