ARGUE WITH OTHER MEMBERS HERE! DAMMIT!!

[ShayP]

I think the best way to put your natural talents to use, @ShayP  is not in the battles but above the fray. Sort of like a referee in fake wrestling.  You can boot someone back in if they start to cry. Or call for sandwich breaks. Or give extra points for a really low blow

Now. For a title I was thinking something classy like The Lord High Executioner

@TigerLily  Hmmm....The Lord High Executioner.

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[ShayP]

What kind of measures?

@PolkaDot  I will ascertain the size, amount, or degree of something by using an instrument or device marked in standard units or by comparing it with an object of known size.

Or, I could terminate someone with extreme prejudice.     No math involved.   

[ShayP]

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LOL!!! @anniem  Would you believe I don't own a ruler.  I have a measuring tape and that's it.  Which, I guess, technically is a ruler but I always thought of rulers as the ones you displayed.  I especially liked the ones that had that thin metal edge in them so you could make straight lines and not wear down the wood.  Anyway, I digress.

[TigerLily]

LOL!!! @anniem  Would you believe I don't own a ruler.  I have a measuring tape and that's it.  Which, I guess, technically is a ruler but I always thought of rulers as the ones you displayed.  I especially liked the ones that had that thin metal edge in them so you could make straight lines and not wear down the wood.  Anyway, I digress.

I was going to comment about how a ruler wouldn't work for many of the guys here. That we'd most likely have to settle for a measuring tape. Guess I don't have to bother now

I'm glad you like your new title M'Lord @ShayP

[TigerLily]

C'mon guys.

Say that alot don't you.

Only when I can't use my favorite whip

[KSM]

God bless me for creating this thread.

You're welcome.

[GravitySucks]

God bless me for creating this thread.

You're welcome.

God told me to tell you to create it.

#TrueStory

[Robert]

Yeah but you are a prick that catches fish to eat the worm out of their stomach and then throws away the tasty fish.

You have no idea how much that improves the worm if you've been eating worms fresh out of the ground.  Philistine.  Uncultured.

[ShayP]

I'm glad you like your new title M'Lord @ShayP

An honor bestowed upon me... @TigerLily
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[KSM]

God told me to tell you to create it.

#TrueStory

Good thing you cleared that up. I was about to grow a long white beard and build a giant sea vessel. Thank God were the middleman in this exchange. Know where I can find two zebras on short notice?

[GravitySucks]

Good thing you cleared that up. I was about to grow a long white beard and build a giant sea vessel. Thank God were the middleman in this exchange. Know where I can find two zebras on short notice?

Our neighbor has one. Not a woods neighbor. A bayou neighbor. The other one broke free, got frightened by animal control, and drowned himself in the bayou. No shit. Apparently zebras are genetically inclined to drown themselves when they feel they can’t escape.

He also has a zonkey. Don’t ask.

[Bart Ell]

This thread now has LOW T.

[KSM]

This thread now has LOW T.

Your dink is LOW on inches.

[PolkaDot]

I was going to comment about how a ruler wouldn't work for many of the guys here. That we'd most likely have to settle for a measuring tape. Guess I don't have to bother now

I'm glad you like your new title M'Lord @ShayP

@TigerLily is an optimist! Who knew!!!

[PolkaDot]

You have no idea how much that improves the worm if you've been eating worms fresh out of the ground.  Philistine.  Uncultured.

Worms require hot sauce.