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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2018, 09:22:33 PM »
Like, YOU do the dishes, lol.

To the contrary. I DO, do the dishes. I'll even wash them if they play their cards right ;)

Being self employed I can usually make my own hours and be home by 2PM. This leaves me time to prepare dinner (I love to cook) and to do so I need a clean kitchen in which to work! My wife works longer hours than I, so I have no problem doing things this way. Unless I want to wait for her to get home and do it all. No thanks, I want to eat dinner earlier than seven o' clock!

There is nothing wrong with nor is it emasculating for a man to wash the dishes.


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2018, 10:41:11 PM »
What I hear here is that you do do doo-doo.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #32 on: August 30, 2018, 11:32:59 AM »
Hi Bart,

As I write this I have tears in my eyes.

I have shared this on the forum before, I lost my mom to Alzheimer's 2 years ago. One of the ad banners on Ellgab was for the Alzheimer's Association which I clicked on.

Today I signed up to participate in the Alzhiemer's Walk in my town in honor of my mom. I probably wouldn't have if I hadn't seen that ad banner.

Thank you Bart.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #33 on: August 30, 2018, 02:07:42 PM »
Today I signed up to participate in the Alzhiemer's Walk in my town in honor of my mom. I probably wouldn't have if I hadn't seen that ad banner.

I am glad my beautiful ads helped enhance your day.
I hope everyone has an equally moving story about one of my precious ads as they visit the sponsor.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #34 on: August 30, 2018, 10:08:26 PM »
I am glad my beautiful ads helped enhance your day.
I hope everyone has an equally moving story about one of my precious ads as they visit the sponsor.

 Somebody thanking a board host for adsense. That's a huge first.

I had ads on my board and nobody ever thanked me, in fact it was to the contrary. But it paid well-ish.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #35 on: August 31, 2018, 05:00:10 AM »
All Hail Bart Ell.

Ya done good, kid.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #36 on: August 31, 2018, 07:45:48 AM »
All Hail Bart Ell.

Ya done good, kid.

@BellNWhistle ! I've missed you!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #37 on: August 31, 2018, 08:10:41 AM »
All Hail Bart Ell.

Ya done good, kid.

I tried inviting you but you just ignored me with the silence of one million #LegacySquatters, @BellNWhistle
It hurt.
It hurt so much!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2018, 04:19:31 AM »
I don't recall ignoring anyone specifically. I've just had all of the BellGab-related stuff muted on Twitter, because of all of the drama. It was nothing personal, Bart. Promise. :)

Hi, Bob! :) Good to see you!:)
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #39 on: September 04, 2018, 05:24:54 AM »
Bart,
id like to inform you (and the rest of the facebook crew keeping tabs on us) that there are no current bans in the chatroom.
anyone is welcome. i cant guarantee that that will be true later, that depends on you (yes you reading this).
statistics can be used to prove anything. 14% of the people know this.
https://lptd.home.blog/

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #40 on: September 04, 2018, 08:39:01 PM »
Bart,
id like to inform you (and the rest of the facebook crew keeping tabs on us) that there are no current bans in the chatroom.
anyone is welcome. i cant guarantee that that will be true later, that depends on you (yes you reading this).
i forgot:
Hi lasha
statistics can be used to prove anything. 14% of the people know this.
https://lptd.home.blog/

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2018, 11:58:36 PM »
Bart,
id like to inform you (and the rest of the facebook crew keeping tabs on us) that there are no current bans in the chatroom.
anyone is welcome. i cant guarantee that that will be true later, that depends on you (yes you reading this).
Sorry for the one time I fish-slapped everyone.  I was trying to figure out what it was.  By the time I figured it out, I had already hit several people so I figured I better hit everyone so no one took it personally.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2018, 03:14:26 PM »
Sorry for the one time I fish-slapped everyone.  I was trying to figure out what it was.  By the time I figured it out, I had already hit several people so I figured I better hit everyone so no one took it personally.

At least you didn't slap yourself like I did

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2018, 03:43:32 PM »
At least you didn't slap yourself like I did

She probably did so she wouldn’t look suspicious.
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2018, 04:55:32 PM »
She probably did so she wouldn’t look suspicious.

Yeah, well, it is pretty scary in there with all the cool kids...and the way they all scrunch their faces up and won't let you sit at their table when you come in, what's that about?