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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4215 on: May 04, 2021, 12:28:11 PM »
Have you ever warned anyone with  Peace, and Love!    ?


I asked a girl to lose my number with peace and love.
She went on about how that was the first time I used the word love with her.
Broads.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4216 on: May 04, 2021, 12:55:00 PM »

I asked a girl to lose my number with peace and love.
She went on about how that was the first time I used the word love with her.
Broads.
Hey Bart, I know I asked b4, but who is your avatar?  I believe you said he was a comedian. 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4217 on: May 04, 2021, 02:40:30 PM »
Hey Bart, I know I asked b4, but who is your avatar?  I believe you said he was a comedian.
You don't think those are really Bart's teeth?
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            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4218 on: May 04, 2021, 06:01:55 PM »
Hey Bart, I know I asked b4, but who is your avatar?  I believe you said he was a comedian.
Comedians name is Marc-André Lévesque.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4219 on: May 04, 2021, 11:39:12 PM »
Comedians name is Marc-André Lévesque.

Thanks Bubba.  does he do only french work or English as well?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4220 on: May 05, 2021, 04:57:51 AM »
Comedians name is Marc-André Lévesque.

I must have missed his name change.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4221 on: May 06, 2021, 11:08:01 AM »
Bart,

Is a legless crab the ultimate pet?


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4222 on: May 06, 2021, 12:00:12 PM »
Bart,

Is a legless crab the ultimate pet?



Almost as good as my pet rock.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4223 on: May 15, 2021, 01:11:33 PM »
After Levy had his miserable men blowout in 08 he was completely removed from all show mentions and plugs. Did H ever let him back in the circle?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4224 on: May 15, 2021, 03:20:51 PM »
After Levy had his miserable men blowout in 08 he was completely removed from all show mentions and plugs. Did H ever let him back in the circle?

Nope.
I never liked the guy.
A few weeks ago I saw that he has a YouTube show now.
Watched for 5 minutes and it's the same played out material.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4225 on: May 23, 2021, 11:54:27 AM »

Dear Bartcheesi

Did you know that "Ask Bart Anything" has exactly twice as many pages as "Tell Bart Anything"? 282 pages vs. 141. Do you know why this would be so?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4226 on: May 23, 2021, 12:02:34 PM »
Whoa 99

Dear Bartissimo

I love the new Mammoth single "Mammoth". Wolfgang is slinging some serious guitar shit. And it has a nice video and interesting message. But what do I know? I wanted your pronouncement on this opus

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4227 on: May 23, 2021, 02:54:20 PM »
Dear Bartcheesi

Did you know that "Ask Bart Anything" has exactly twice as many pages as "Tell Bart Anything"? 282 pages vs. 141. Do you know why this would be so?
Because the TELL thread was created much later. Nice work Nancy Drew.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4228 on: May 23, 2021, 10:34:45 PM »
Because the TELL thread was created much later. Nice work Nancy Drew.

Who asked you, annoying moderator?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4229 on: May 24, 2021, 05:41:09 AM »
Whoa 99

Dear Bartissimo

I love the new Mammoth single "Mammoth". Wolfgang is slinging some serious guitar shit. And it has a nice video and interesting message. But what do I know? I wanted your pronouncement on this opus



His material is dated and not in the way Van Halen fans wished it was... but what do they know?
His Mammoth weight is becoming an issue.