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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4710 on: April 11, 2021, 03:22:08 PM »
Can they fill their cars?  Who owns a tank.
Well, it is Joysee.  I might prefer a tank over a vehicle with just bulletproof glass.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4711 on: April 11, 2021, 06:15:20 PM »
Maybe he was empowering to to fill it yourself.
NO, Juan.  >:(
There was a little girl,
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            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4712 on: April 11, 2021, 06:15:53 PM »
Two things I've only recently learned:

1) Never overfill the tank. Liquid gas spilling into the gas fume evap system is a bad thing.

2) Never let it go low. The gas lubricates and cools the fuel pump.
I'll be sure to tell my husband.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4713 on: April 11, 2021, 07:51:22 PM »
I'll be sure to tell my husband.
And the spousal unit?

So the trades aren't smacking each other on the ass while flexing and making kissy faces at each other? Sharing around their tools like a sexy tradesman boys club?

Your sexual fantasy; bunch o' 6 o clock shadow scruffy sinewy limbed tradesmen hanging out all day.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4714 on: April 12, 2021, 12:59:59 PM »
And the spousal unit?
Your sexual fantasy; bunch o' 6 o clock shadow scruffy sinewy limbed tradesmen hanging out all day.

The Spousal Unit is busy.
Oooh, we have the same fantasy! Nice. You must need a lot of work done around your house too.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4715 on: April 12, 2021, 06:52:46 PM »
The front porch on my barndiminium has 2 ten foot 4x6 posts holding up the overhang. I wanted something with more character. Last September I cut down to cedar trees to use as posts.

Once I finally got the bark off of them, the sap wood was much lighter than I wanted for the posts.

I bought two different stain/sealers to enhance the grain of the wood.

First I used a mahogany stain (2 coats) for the deep crevasses that in several places go all the way to the red cedar heartwood. Then I used 3 coats of redwood stain/sealer for the 2 logs. I think they turned out really nice.

LPT: Using a fake sheepskin car washing mitt allows you to stain 2 11’ logs in 3 minutes per coat.

Sanding the logs by hand to make them smooth took much longer.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4716 on: April 12, 2021, 07:05:56 PM »
The front porch on my barndiminium has 2 ten foot 4x6 posts holding up the overhang. I wanted something with more character. Last September I cut down to cedar trees to use as posts.

Once I finally got the bark off of them, the sap wood was much lighter than I wanted for the posts.

I bought two different stain/sealers to enhance the grain of the wood.

First I used a mahogany stain (2 coats) for the deep crevasses that in several places go all the way to the red cedar heartwood. Then I used 3 coats of redwood stain/sealer for the 2 logs. I think they turned out really nice.

LPT: Using a fake sheepskin car washing mitt allows you to stain 2 11’ logs in 3 minutes per coat.

Sanding the logs by hand to make them smooth took much longer.

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I LIKE IT!

You could pretty much build a little fire in-between and call them benches. But nice posts for sure.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4717 on: April 12, 2021, 07:32:35 PM »
The front porch on my barndiminium has 2 ten foot 4x6 posts holding up the overhang. I wanted something with more character. Last September I cut down to cedar trees to use as posts.

Once I finally got the bark off of them, the sap wood was much lighter than I wanted for the posts.

I bought two different stain/sealers to enhance the grain of the wood.

First I used a mahogany stain (2 coats) for the deep crevasses that in several places go all the way to the red cedar heartwood. Then I used 3 coats of redwood stain/sealer for the 2 logs. I think they turned out really nice.

LPT: Using a fake sheepskin car washing mitt allows you to stain 2 11’ logs in 3 minutes per coat.

Sanding the logs by hand to make them smooth took much longer.

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That's just beautiful!
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4718 on: April 12, 2021, 09:41:43 PM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4719 on: April 12, 2021, 10:37:36 PM »
"True funnies are the funniest of all funnies." - Bart Ell

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4720 on: April 14, 2021, 10:50:18 AM »
As I have posted in the past my wife primarily employs Jehovah's Witness's - 6 of 8 in fact. This was not intentional, it's just turned out this way.

Recently one of them left this leaflet on her desk as he was going to be hosting a zoom gathering last Saturday and wanted her (wife) to watch and critique his delivery. Of course he wasn't trying to convert her but rather just wanted her opinion on how he came across on the meeting ::)  This didn't go over well and he was warned to "leave his faith at home"

What I can't figure out is what actor this particular Jesus looks like. ?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4721 on: April 14, 2021, 11:35:10 AM »
As I have posted in the past my wife primarily employs Jehovah's Witness's - 6 of 8 in fact. This was not intentional, it's just turned out this way.

Recently one of them left this leaflet on her desk as he was going to be hosting a zoom gathering last Saturday and wanted her (wife) to watch and critique his delivery. Of course he wasn't trying to convert her but rather just wanted her opinion on how he came across on the meeting ::)  This didn't go over well and he was warned to "leave his faith at home"

What I can't figure out is what actor this particular Jesus looks like. ?

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Good for her.  And that is Jesus, the Gameshow Host!!!
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4722 on: April 14, 2021, 12:59:15 PM »
First thought... Mel Gibson with short hair.

Looking at it longer... Not so sure.

James Brolin?
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4723 on: April 14, 2021, 02:40:28 PM »
As I have posted in the past my wife primarily employs Jehovah's Witness's - 6 of 8 in fact. This was not intentional, it's just turned out this way.

Recently one of them left this leaflet on her desk as he was going to be hosting a zoom gathering last Saturday and wanted her (wife) to watch and critique his delivery. Of course he wasn't trying to convert her but rather just wanted her opinion on how he came across on the meeting ::)  This didn't go over well and he was warned to "leave his faith at home"

What I can't figure out is what actor this particular Jesus looks like. ?

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Lead balloon. That's one Lilly white Jesus.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4724 on: April 14, 2021, 03:33:30 PM »
First thought... Mel Gibson with short hair.

Looking at it longer... Not so sure.

James Brolin?
YES! @sean92008   James motherfuckin' Brolin!

And that is Jesus, the Gameshow Host!!!
Who's Soul Is It Anyway ? @anniem