Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Age has caught up to Pastor Butch. He is no longer the fearsome presence that took a bullet in the chest and shook it off like a case of fleas.

Pastor Butch?
I don't care if you're halfway up her ass!

[KSM]

So.. what did you think of Season 12?

[Bart Ell]

So.. what did you think of Season 12?

I am happy he did it.
Leon watching Seinfeld and making fun of Kramer was great.
Seinfeld telling Leon he had fuck tapes with all the female guests was great.
Actually redoing the Seinfeld finale was the most Curb thing he could have done.
Episodes weren't great but there were enough moments to make it worth it.

[KSM]

Episodes weren't great but there were enough moments to make it worth it.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

I was sitting out on my front porch, listening to this lady when two Jehovah Witness type people came up and to tell me about how God will abolish governments soon and initiate His Kingdom on Earth.  So I'm kind of torn. Do I get inspired by the video lady and try to start to clean this shit up? Listen to the JW people and let the Lord handle it or just do the proper GenX thing and say "whatever" and mind my own beeswax?

https://twitter.com/TONYxTWO/status/1782924261172081080

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I was sitting out on my front porch, listening to this lady when two Jehovah Witness type people came up and to tell me about how God will abolish governments soon and initiate His Kingdom on Earth.  So I'm kind of torn. Do I get inspired by the video lady and try to start to clean this shit up? Listen to the JW people and let the Lord handle it or just do the proper GenX thing and say "whatever" and mind my own beeswax?

https://twitter.com/TONYxTWO/status/1782924261172081080

I would not listen to the balding dumb twat with very white teeth and fake tough guy talk... she was raised feral but lost her way when she started bleaching her teeth?

I also would not listen to people who would rather watch their own kid die than give them some blood.

If I were you I would be more interested in Mila rambling on like a sexy little Hitler...

[Walks_At_Night]

If I were you I would be more interested in Mila rambling on like a sexy little Hitler...

Well. Wow. This why this thread is so valuable. I can stare down Mila's rocking rack while she is describing her plot to launch an airborne invasion of Liechtenstein. I've found my way. Thanks Bart.

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[JUAN]

Taylor Swift has just released 31 new songs.  @Bart Ell have you downloaded and listened to them all yet?

[Bart Ell]

Taylor Swift has just released 31 new songs.  @Bart Ell have you downloaded and listened to them all yet?

Downloaded?

[Bart Ell]

Well. Wow. This why this thread is so valuable. I can stare down Mila's rocking rack while she is describing her plot to launch an airborne invasion of Liechtenstein. I've found my way. Thanks Bart.

Boobies before baldies.

[JUAN]

Downloaded?

Ok, then - bought the CDs.

[KSM]

In 10,000 V's when Ace says "I'll never leave her behind" is he implying the 'ol two things at once Rock N' Roll tactic? I would like to think he's keeping it clean, but perhaps I'm jaded in this perverse way.

What think you, is he?

[Bart Ell]

In 10,000 V's when Ace says "I'll never leave her behind" is he implying the 'ol two things at once Rock N' Roll tactic? I would like to think he's keeping it clean, but perhaps I'm jaded in this perverse way.

What think you, is he?

He meant ass.
You know, like his playing recently...

[KSM]

He meant ass.
You know, like his playing recently...

Heaping plate of uncomfortable with a side of extra pungent cringe.

Not sure if it's in this episode or one with Chris Broderick of Megadeth but there is a section somewhere where they get into tapping that causes an abrupt stop when Ace does the tapping with the pick as he makes a complete mess of things as the other player doesn't know what to say. It may be in this segment with Chris Caffery.

i=vPRyoHkph8dXWY4S

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

I've just learned that Krystal Burger is coming to NC in the summer of 2024!  Now Krystal isn't White Castle and of course no fast food joint can match the awesomeness of entering the White Castle on Eight Mile and Gratiot in Detroit at 2:30AM but it is about the best that is gonna happen in the South.

It would be like an hour drive. Should I make a run on grand opening day and crush a tray or two?

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