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Title: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2018, 07:51:24 AM
Since this seems to be the new home I decided to pass off the running of the site to people more qualified to run it than I am.

What does this mean for you?
Not much. They will not be changing anything. I still own it and have final say in any changes. They will be taking care of the technical side of keeping it running. There are a few technical issues that need to be fixed and I do not have the time to figure them out. This board needs a functioning mail system so that people can recover passwords. It also needs scheduled daily database backups. Other issues are sure to happen and I would rather have someone qualified taking care of it.

This is all server side stuff. The actual moderation, look and the feel of the board will remain as is, for better or for worse. I  will also have them take care of BartEllLegacy.com and KingdomOfNyeRadio.com - both of which have been on a free host up until now.

In exchange for this service I am allowing them to place their own advertising on the site. Again, this will be in the same spots you have already seen ads in and there will be no pop-ups or pop-unders or pop-anywheres. 2-3 simple banner ads on the main page, served by Adsense or another reputable company. If the ads generate anything above and beyond the monthly operating costs they will forward the balance to me and I will donate it to a worthy cause. 100% of the July revenue will still be donated to Second Harvest Heartland.

- Barthur Ell
  Absentee Landlord
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 10, 2018, 07:59:49 AM
Well shoot, and who's going to fumigate the Brit trolls then???

 :-[
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: paladin1991 on July 10, 2018, 08:02:37 AM
Well.  Hell.  Okay.  Then.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: brig on July 10, 2018, 08:06:54 AM
I'm good, as long as you are still King of the Castle, and hang around with us as usual and stuff.

Heck, maybe you can even hang around with us more, now that you have people to handle the techy stuff.  :)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 10, 2018, 08:09:51 AM
Thanks for the heads up.  :)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: ItsOver on July 10, 2018, 08:15:14 AM
Thanks for the update and praise BE.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: HumanBeing on July 10, 2018, 08:17:42 AM
Did Keith and Dave take control?
 

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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2018, 08:20:03 AM
Heck, maybe you can even hang around with us more, now that you have people to handle the techy stuff.  :)

That's the plan.
I have very little love or patience for the tech stuff.
I would rather stick to creative nonsense.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: ShayP on July 10, 2018, 08:21:41 AM
Thanks for the update and praise BE.

Ditto.  ;)

...and thanks BE for starting this thing.   8)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 10, 2018, 08:21:50 AM
Thanks for the heads up Bart and for giving us a home.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 10, 2018, 08:40:06 AM
Thank you!
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Sofia on July 10, 2018, 08:46:01 AM
Great!
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 10, 2018, 08:59:41 AM
Since this seems to be the new home I decided to pass off the running of the site to people more qualified to run it than I am.

What does this mean for you?
Not much. They will not be changing anything. I still own it and have final say in any changes. They will be taking care of the technical side of keeping it running. There are a few technical issues that need to be fixed and I do not have the time to figure them out. This board needs a functioning mail system so that people can recover passwords. It also needs scheduled daily database backups. Other issues are sure to happen and I would rather have someone qualified taking care of it.

This is all server side stuff. The actual moderation, look and the feel of the board will remain as is, for better or for worse. I  will also have them take care of BartEllLegacy.com and KingdomOfNyeRadio.com - both of which have been on a free host up until now.

In exchange for this service I am allowing them to place their own advertising on the site. Again, this will be in the same spots you have already seen ads in and there will be no pop-ups or pop-unders or pop-anywheres. 2-3 simple banner ads on the main page, served by Adsense or another reputable company. If the ads generate anything above and beyond the monthly operating costs they will forward the balance to me and I will donate it to a worthy cause. 100% of the July revenue will still be donated to Second Harvest Heartland.

- Barthur Ell
  Absentee Landlord

as long as you stay cute as can be. it's ok with me  .. that rhymes  :o
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Dateline on July 10, 2018, 09:05:57 AM
as long as you stay cute as can be. it's ok with me  .. that rhymes  :o
#LegacyLivesOn
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: MaxPower on July 10, 2018, 09:17:35 AM
Well shoot, and who's going to fumigate the Brit trolls then???

 :-[
You have been promoted to head up that division  :)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 10, 2018, 09:22:33 AM
You have been promoted to head up that division  :)

Woo HOO!

Yesssssss........

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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: CatMagic on July 10, 2018, 09:24:11 AM
You have been promoted to head up that division  :)
Swishy was doing that before. With much more class and wit then the DR.CANCER was.
Dr.CANCER was just monotones aka dull aka boring full of venom one trick pony.
Swishy was a blast...
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 10, 2018, 09:26:28 AM
Swishy was doing that before. With much more class and wit then the DR.CANCER was.
Dr.CANCER was just monotones aka dull aka boring full of venom one trick pony.
Swishy was a blast...

Look, nuance is everything!

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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: brig on July 10, 2018, 09:27:48 AM
Swishy was doing that before. With much more class and wit then the DR.CANCER was.
Dr.CANCER was just monotones aka dull aka boring full of venom one trick pony.
Swishy was a blast...

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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: CatMagic on July 10, 2018, 09:32:14 AM
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I see mv/Liberace riding on it in his strange looking coat.
It would be quite a fashion match.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: El Chorro on July 10, 2018, 09:38:46 AM
Did Keith and Dave take control?

Hmmm...perhaps?

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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: LawnBoy on July 10, 2018, 09:39:18 AM
Sounds like a plan... and thanks for encouraging we lurkers into become full fledged members! :) We can come out of the shadows now... :-)

Praise BE and emeritus GoodMV




Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Dyna-X on July 10, 2018, 09:41:59 AM
I see mv/Liberace riding on it in his strange looking coat.
It would be quite a fashion match.
You mean...he was The One all along? I am always the last to know. I'd better up my spying skills up in the tree.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 10, 2018, 09:42:14 AM

Hmmm...perhaps?

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Same banner ads I get, perhaps indeed! ;)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: MaxPower on July 10, 2018, 09:43:05 AM
Look, nuance is everything!

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Joel! One of the true soft spoken creative geniuses of our time.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 10, 2018, 09:43:52 AM
You mean...he was The One all along? I am always the last to know. I'd better up my spying skills up in the tree.

Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2018, 09:45:24 AM
Same banner ads I get, perhaps indeed! ;)

It is the only banner ad anyone will see for the moment.
Someone / somebot was clicking the ads every 10 seconds, most likely to get it flagged.
I slapped together that banner and turned off any other ads.
#TransparencyLegacy
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 10, 2018, 09:50:30 AM
It is the only banner ad anyone will see for the moment.
Someone / somebot was clicking the ads every 10 seconds, most likely to get it flagged.
I slapped together that banner and turned off any other ads.
#TransparencyLegacy

So many monkeys playing in the kitchen, eh?

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Will click for good time!

 ;D
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: brig on July 10, 2018, 09:53:14 AM
You mean...he was The One all along? I am always the last to know. I'd better up my spying skills up in the tree.

Don't feel bad.

Don't forget, I have the Genesis Device.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: El Chorro on July 10, 2018, 09:54:32 AM
It is the only banner ad anyone will see for the moment.
Someone / somebot was clicking the ads every 10 seconds, most likely to get it flagged.
I slapped together that banner and turned off any other ads.
#TransparencyLegacy

I'll go back to my 1-D checkerboard now...
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Gd5150 on July 10, 2018, 10:05:53 AM
Swishy was doing that before. With much more class and wit then the DR.CANCER was.
Dr.CANCER was just monotones aka dull aka boring full of venom one trick pony.
Swishy was a blast...

Insiders have leaked rumors from unarmed sources that swishy is among us. Like the white wizard.

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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Jayzelady on July 10, 2018, 10:10:48 AM
Aw right!
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: CatMagic on July 10, 2018, 10:41:17 AM
Insiders have leaked rumors from unarmed sources that swishy is among us. Like the white wizard.

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Swishy pants is swishing. Lol
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: DaveSchrader on July 10, 2018, 10:47:43 AM
Did Keith and Dave take control?
 

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HELL NO! I can barely control my own bowels. I am not to be trusted with a forum such as this.


DS
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: CatMagic on July 10, 2018, 10:50:42 AM
Did Keith and Dave take control?
 

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I hope Dr. CANCER CANCER is not selling his kidney to raise money so he can buy Ellgab.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: CatMagic on July 10, 2018, 10:52:17 AM
...or one of his oversized lungs. lol
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 10, 2018, 11:19:39 AM

- Barthur Ell
  Absentee Landlord

You are a good man, Bart. Thank You!
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Kidnostad on July 10, 2018, 11:30:18 AM
Swishy was doing that before. With much more class and wit then the DR.CANCER was.
Dr.CANCER was just monotones aka dull aka boring full of venom one trick pony.
Swishy was a blast...

Swishy was a degenerate lout and compulsive liar. 
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Sofia on July 10, 2018, 11:48:45 AM
Swishy was a degenerate lout and compulsive liar.
Yeah, but it came out that he caught it very young from someone even worse, and i don't think anyone knew.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: KRowland on July 10, 2018, 11:53:56 AM
It is the only banner ad anyone will see for the moment.
Someone / somebot was clicking the ads every 10 seconds, most likely to get it flagged.
I slapped together that banner and turned off any other ads.
#TransparencyLegacy

Some peope gotta ruin everything.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: DynamoHum on July 10, 2018, 12:02:54 PM
You’ve done an amazing job so far Bart - but i think you are being sensible, and can now move ahead with the tomfoolery even more and leave the zeros and ones to others more comfortable and able in that area.

Next fundraiser obs has to be for DS’s toilet paper fund as he’s now given us all a heads up of his bowel issues.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2018, 12:21:17 PM
Some peope gotta ruin everything.

It doesn't change a thing to me.
The site is working well, lots of new people joining and the #legacy community is still together.
Who would have thought it would do so well so quickly?
It must suck for those who put decades into something and still have to beg people for donations every day just to keep their hobby going.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: brig on July 10, 2018, 12:28:35 PM
It doesn't change a thing to me.
The site is working well, lots of new people joining and the #legacy community is still together.
Who would have thought it would do so well so quickly?
It must suck for those who put decades into something and still have to beg people for donations every day just to keep their hobby going.

Praise BE!
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: The Big Foot Legacy on July 10, 2018, 12:38:40 PM
Ok, What ever, As long as there are free Desserts.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Popple on July 10, 2018, 12:46:57 PM
Gotta let Bart be Bart!  8)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: MaxPower on July 10, 2018, 12:47:27 PM
It must suck for those who put decades into something and still have to beg people for donations every day just to keep their hobby going.
Then there are some of us who create and continue projects for the love of doing it and pay out-of-pocket for the costs. Been there, done that, and doing that. Of course, there is nothing wrong with asking for donations, especially if one can't afford it. If the project is worthy, there is always a way.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Aldous Burbank on July 10, 2018, 01:09:56 PM
It must suck for those who put decades into something and still have to beg people for donations every day just to keep their hobby going.

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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: GravitySucks on July 10, 2018, 01:12:48 PM
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Fucker. You owe me a large coke and an interior cleaning on the carpet of my pickup.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Aldous Burbank on July 10, 2018, 01:16:27 PM

Fucker. You owe me a large coke and an interior cleaning on the carpet of my pickup.

A Mexican Coke doth await thee.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Rikki Gins on July 10, 2018, 02:15:41 PM
Hi Bart.  Let me give you my personal thanks for starting this site.  I do notice that a lot of the posted pictures and videos are kind of supersized.  If that is the way you want it, fine.  That other site with a "B" had some kind of size reducer built in that automatically made the photos, etc. smaller.  Thanks again.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Gd5150 on July 10, 2018, 02:37:09 PM
What this site really needs is a karma leaderboard.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2018, 02:44:23 PM
Hi Bart.  Let me give you my personal thanks for starting this site.  I do notice that a lot of the posted pictures and videos are kind of supersized.  If that is the way you want it, fine.  That other site with a "B" had some kind of size reducer built in that automatically made the photos, etc. smaller.  Thanks again.

I installed it and it seemed to work at first but I noticed it wasn't working today. I am making a list of things that need to be fixed and will hand it over.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2018, 02:44:58 PM
What this site really needs is a karma leaderboard.

Yes.
I do love the mayhem.

Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bluejay on July 10, 2018, 02:49:56 PM
That's the plan.
I have very little love or patience for the tech stuff.
I would rather stick to creative nonsense.
And we appreciate your creative nonsense!
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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: HumanBeing on July 10, 2018, 02:52:35 PM

HELL NO! I can barely control my own bowels. I am not to be trusted with a forum such as this.


DS

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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bluejay on July 10, 2018, 02:52:57 PM
Insiders have leaked rumors from unarmed sources that swishy is among us. Like the white wizard.

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I thought it was this guy:
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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bluejay on July 10, 2018, 02:59:56 PM

HELL NO! I can barely control my own bowels. I am not to be trusted with a forum such as this.


DS
TMI, Dave! Lol
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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Norm on July 10, 2018, 03:03:08 PM
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My father's mother's favorite back yard riding yak!

Hail almighty jak zivotinja!
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Goomba on July 10, 2018, 03:13:32 PM
I thought it was this guy:
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It's cool that someone took the time to make it look like that kid was finally winning that battle. :)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Midnight in The Davesert on July 10, 2018, 03:30:03 PM

HELL NO! I can barely control my own bowels. I am not to be trusted with a forum such as this.



DS

Two words: flushable wipes
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 10, 2018, 03:48:44 PM
Yes.
I do love the mayhem.

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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 10, 2018, 03:51:59 PM
What this site really needs is a karma leaderboard.

With Bart at the top - just like on the old Top Gear:


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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Aldous Burbank on July 10, 2018, 04:22:07 PM
He who remembers the past is doomed to repeat the future.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 10, 2018, 04:24:42 PM
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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Sofia on July 10, 2018, 04:35:31 PM
Swishy was doing that before. With much more class and wit then the DR.CANCER was.
Dr.CANCER was just monotones aka dull aka boring full of venom one trick pony.
Swishy was a blast...
A lot of his subtlety and being sardonic was lost - I often had to Google everything just to understand it.  And he wasn't good about diversity.  But I admired the way he usually didn't use sexual slurs about women or women's bodies.  A step up from mainstream USA on that part.  If you're out there, Doc, my karma needs you  ;).
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Goomba on July 10, 2018, 04:38:51 PM
Insiders have leaked rumors from unarmed sources that swishy is among us. Like the white wizard.

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Swishypants was/is one of paladin's alts. ;)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: sumethinz new on July 10, 2018, 06:03:39 PM
I prefer the heavily moderated thread
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Aquarius on July 10, 2018, 06:07:07 PM
That's the plan.
I have very little love or patience for the tech stuff.
I would rather stick to creative nonsense.
We trust you, Bart Ell, and we want you here with us! If this will help you keep the site running properly, great! Thank you again for doing so much for all of us.
Praise BE!
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Rikki Gins on July 10, 2018, 08:40:07 PM
I installed it and it seemed to work at first but I noticed it wasn't working today. I am making a list of things that need to be fixed and will hand it over.

The picture sizes are better now.  Thanks, Bart!
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: WOTR on July 10, 2018, 10:48:51 PM
He who remembers the past is doomed to repeat the future.
I have now spent longer than I should have considering that quote.

I'm kind of glad to hear that the moderation will be the same.  To be honest, they can change whatever they want on the 1's and 0's side (the board can be flashy blue with gold font) and it won't affect me too much.  That was possibly the major thing that set bellgab apart from the other options.

Would you believe that I had thought that Bart was a tech guy?  I suppose he might just be somebody intelligent enough to figure it out and make it look easy...

Thanks B.ell.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: GravitySucks on July 10, 2018, 10:51:07 PM
I have now spent longer than I should have considering that quote.

I'm kind of glad to hear that the moderation will be the same.  To be honest, they can change whatever they want on the 1's and 0's side (the board can be flashy blue with gold font) and it won't affect me too much.  That was possibly the major thing that set bellgab apart from the other options.

Would you believe that I had thought that Bart was a tech guy?  I suppose he might just be somebody intelligent enough to figure it out and make it look easy...

Thanks B.ell.


Who the fuck body snatched our beloved WOTR?
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: WOTR on July 10, 2018, 11:43:39 PM

Who the fuck body snatched our beloved WOTR?
It is a new board... Who is to say that I am the REAL WOTR?  (maybe I just have a fetish for parenthesis and ellipsis.)  :o
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Goomba on July 10, 2018, 11:45:34 PM
It is a new board... Who is to say that I am the REAL WOTR?  (maybe I just have a fetish for parenthesis and ellipsis.)  :o

Now you're just trying to trigger Jackstar.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: WOTR on July 10, 2018, 11:52:42 PM
I prefer the heavily moderated thread
My cursor was hovering over the "report post to moderator" button on that thread.  It would have been the first post that I ever reported, and I would have killed myself laughing (I also like to believe that Bart would get a chuckle.)  But I really don't want to be a pain in the ass to the one person who has to sort though the emails for a moderator and look at them.

Still, damn close to reporting my first post to let the moderator know that the subject matter in that thread was not appropriate for this group.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: WOTR on July 11, 2018, 12:26:43 AM
***Rereading my post, I should have been more clear.  Bellgab was set apart by the light moderation, not because Liberace adorned it with a " flashy blue background with gold font" (though that certainly would have set is apart from other boards, as well...)  :o
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Sofia on July 11, 2018, 01:15:13 AM
Now you're just trying to trigger Jackstar.
What will it take?  Is he avoiding us?
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Sofia on July 11, 2018, 02:42:43 AM
I prefer the heavily moderated thread
Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Sofia on July 11, 2018, 02:45:32 AM
Then there are some of us who create and continue projects for the love of doing it and pay out-of-pocket for the costs. Been there, done that, and doing that. Of course, there is nothing wrong with asking for donations, especially if one can't afford it. If the project is worthy, there is always a way.
Must be how non-profits feel...
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: sumethinz new on July 11, 2018, 03:20:30 AM
Yeah, that was pretty funny.

I'm glad someone appreciates my sense of humor...Bart's too, for that matter
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bart Ell on July 11, 2018, 07:46:23 AM
My cursor was hovering over the "report post to moderator" button on that thread.  It would have been the first post that I ever reported, and I would have killed myself laughing (I also like to believe that Bart would get a chuckle.)

You would have been the fifth member to do it!
Still funny to me, though
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 11, 2018, 07:54:01 AM
What will it take?  Is he avoiding us?

You're jonesing on the conflict free energy field...

 ::)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: paladin1991 on July 11, 2018, 09:28:09 AM
Insiders have leaked rumors from unarmed sources that swishy is among us. Like the white wizard.

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Ritchie! Swish is coming for you!  And hell is coming with him!

 
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: paladin1991 on July 11, 2018, 09:28:56 AM
I hope Dr. CANCER CANCER is not selling his kidney to raise money so he can buy Ellgab.

Or his prolapsed rectum
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: paladin1991 on July 11, 2018, 09:30:01 AM
Swishy was a degenerate lout and compulsive liar.

Mebbee so, but he was trip wire for the Dickdr.  One the Dickdr kept tripping over
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: CatMagic on July 11, 2018, 09:33:56 AM
Or his prolapsed rectum
Lol.
That is not for sale. It belongs to his black boyfriend. 
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: paladin1991 on July 11, 2018, 09:34:38 AM
Swishypants was/is one of paladin's alts. ;)

Sorry amigo.  That is untrue.  I know it's not me.  Not enough alcohol in  the Swish' posts.

ETA:  Or testicles in his underRoos.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: paladin1991 on July 11, 2018, 09:36:35 AM
Lol.
That is not for sale. It belongs to his black boyfriend.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

He and senda must cruise the same county jails.

ETA:  After all, where else would the black boyfriend(s) put their smoked menthols after some good old man lovin'?  On the floor?
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Goomba on July 11, 2018, 09:40:11 AM
Ritchie! Swish is coming for you!  And hell is coming with him!

 


This is proof right here. You're always setting the stage for him...because you are him. And if that guy shows up and doesn't get banned then hypocrisy rules here. ;)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bart Ell on July 11, 2018, 09:50:49 AM
Getting pretty close to starting a DUMMY board and making it the only one a few of you can post in
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: MaxPower on July 11, 2018, 10:25:56 AM
Getting pretty close to starting a DUMMY board and making it the only one a few of you can post in
Based on the number of smites? A Smiter board?
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 11, 2018, 10:27:39 AM
Getting pretty close to starting a DUMMY board and making it the only one a few of you can post in

Someone's been paying attention... :-X

Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 11, 2018, 10:28:36 AM
Based on the number of smites? A Smiter board?

There's always 4chan. ::)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: paladin1991 on July 11, 2018, 11:32:54 AM
This is proof right here. You're always setting the stage for him...because you are him. And if that guy shows up and doesn't get banned then hypocrisy rules here. ;)



Maybe that is vara level proof?  Then it must be vara-fied, right? idiot
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: paladin1991 on July 11, 2018, 11:33:50 AM
Getting pretty close to starting a DUMMY board and making it the only one a few of you can post in
;D ;D
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Goomba on July 11, 2018, 11:34:23 AM


Maybe that is vara level proof?  Then it must be vara-fied, right? idiot

You vara fy it with your constant involvement, moron.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: paladin1991 on July 11, 2018, 11:35:38 AM
You vara fy it with your constant involvement, moron.

Oh noes!  The Goomba is using harsh language!  Safe space!  safe space!  Ritchie, where do you hide when Swishy is after you? 
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Goomba on July 11, 2018, 11:40:58 AM
Oh noes!  The Goomba is using harsh language!  Safe space!  safe space!  Ritchie, where do you hide when Swishy is after you?

The usual spot. Up your mom's ass. It's roomy in there. ;)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: CatMagic on July 11, 2018, 11:43:15 AM
The usual spot. Up your mom's ass. It's roomy in there. ;)

So much for nicer friendlier less vulgar less agressive Ellgab.   :( :( :(
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Aldous Burbank on July 11, 2018, 11:58:35 AM
Getting pretty close to starting a DUMMY board and making it the only one a few of you can post in

I thought this was the dummy board.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bart Ell on July 11, 2018, 11:59:35 AM
I thought this was the dummy board.

You are correct.
Please enjoy our new IDIOT VS IDIOT board instead.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Doomed on July 11, 2018, 12:36:06 PM
He who remembers the past is doomed to repeat the future.
Ive heard that.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Moosie on July 11, 2018, 01:09:54 PM
You are correct.
Please enjoy our new IDIOT VS IDIOT board instead.
Bart Ell, prophetic and customer service oriented!
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: brig on July 11, 2018, 02:16:09 PM
You are correct.
Please enjoy our new IDIOT VS IDIOT board instead.

Only an idiot would actually post in it, so I think Goomba won.  LOL  I could be wrong.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bart Ell on July 11, 2018, 02:20:07 PM
Only an idiot would actually post in it, so I think Goomba won.  LOL  I could be wrong.

What did I say about revealing plans?
He did blow it by registering a second account and begging to be banned, though.
I could be wrong, I change my mind lots.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: StarrMountain on July 11, 2018, 03:48:28 PM
What did I say about revealing plans?
He did blow it by registering a second account and begging to be banned, though.
I could be wrong, I change my mind lots.

The Cage Fight Thread!  DAMN GREAT IDEA!!!  Well done Bart! ;) ;D
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: paladin1991 on July 11, 2018, 07:57:14 PM
So much for nicer friendlier less vulgar less agressive Ellgab.   :( :( :(


Yeah.  Heheh.  Trigger the Dickdr easily enough, huh?  When the Swish shows up....whoooeee, he gonna shit scared.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: wr250 on July 12, 2018, 07:35:17 AM
to answer a question posed to me in the chat room last night:

Quote
minifang are you the new tech support for ellgab?


no i am not. i am a normal user like most everyone else here.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Gonoory on July 13, 2018, 07:17:54 AM
Ellgab has no future
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bart Ell on July 13, 2018, 07:20:57 AM
Ellgab has no future

More of a future than you may have on here, Sparky.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Gonoory on July 13, 2018, 07:24:56 AM
More of a future than you may have on here, Sparky.

Hey Bart if you think I’m breaking the rules, why don’t you tell me which I’m breaking so I can comply and be  a good boy?

I’m not doing anything different than I did on bellgrab. 

So let’s not get all banny just because you don’t like how someone posts, or you’ll be banning a lot of people.  Even ones that you like today. 


Im here to contribute and build the community.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 13, 2018, 07:28:33 AM
Ellgab has no future

10 minutes later the present proves you wrong.

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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Gonoory on July 13, 2018, 07:30:37 AM
10 minutes later the present proves you wrong.

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Stagnation and entropy will occur.


I’m here to help keep it fresh.  And fluff the pillows so to say.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: LawnBoy on July 13, 2018, 07:59:48 AM
Happy Friday the 13th EllGabbers!

Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 13, 2018, 08:15:34 AM

Stagnation and entropy will occur.


I’m here to help keep it fresh.  And fluff the pillows so to say.

Hah, I always suspected you were a fluffer... ;)

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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Sofia on July 13, 2018, 08:23:03 AM
I'm glad someone appreciates my sense of humor...Bart's too, for that matter
You too both have great senses of humor!
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Gonoory on July 13, 2018, 08:27:33 AM
Hah, I always suspected you were a fluffer... ;)

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I always suspected you needed fluffing. :-*
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: brig on July 13, 2018, 10:28:05 AM

Stagnation and entropy will occur.


I’m here to help keep it fresh.  And fluff the pillows so to say.

I for one, appreciate you VERY MUCH!

Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bluejay on July 13, 2018, 10:33:30 AM
Ellgab has no future
OK, I’ll bite.  Please explain your reasoning for that statement.  Curious minds want to know.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Gonoory on July 13, 2018, 11:01:13 AM
I for one, appreciate you VERY MUCH!

Smited
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Gonoory on July 13, 2018, 11:01:47 AM
OK, I’ll bite.  Please explain your reasoning for that statement.  Curious minds want to know.

We are running out of paranormal shows to make fun of.

Smaller and smaller audiences each go round

Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: brig on July 13, 2018, 11:02:10 AM
Smited

Thank You!  ;D
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: paladin1991 on July 13, 2018, 12:08:37 PM

Stagnation and entropy will occur.


I’m here to help keep it fresh.  And fluff the pillows so to say.

knew you were a fluffer
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Sofia on July 13, 2018, 03:18:46 PM
I thought this was the dummy board.
Lol, you make a lot of people laugh, Aldous.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 13, 2018, 04:31:36 PM
I always suspected you needed fluffing. :-*

Not emotionally for sure!!!! 8)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 13, 2018, 04:35:57 PM
We are running out of paranormal shows to make fun of.

Smaller and smaller audiences each go round

Let's punch Jimmy Church up and see who salutes!

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Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: WOTR on July 13, 2018, 04:36:57 PM
We are running out of paranormal shows to make fun of.

Smaller and smaller audiences each go round
This means that either Ellgab will stagnate (as you suggested) or that we will have to expand our horizons to other radio shows, television, *politics or pop culture.

*Stagnation is equal to a Clinton presidency.  ;)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: GravitySucks on July 13, 2018, 04:57:28 PM
This means that either Ellgab will stagnate (as you suggested) or that we will have to expand our horizons to other radio shows, television, *politics or pop culture.

*Stagnation is equal to a Clinton presidency.  ;)
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Bart Ell on July 13, 2018, 05:02:45 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1017922035429855232
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 13, 2018, 05:03:07 PM
This means that either Ellgab will stagnate (as you suggested) or that we will have to expand our horizons to other radio shows, television, *politics or pop culture.

*Stagnation is equal to a Clinton presidency.  ;)

Bill's.

Shrillary's would have been WW3.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 13, 2018, 05:04:10 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1017922035429855232

You did this Barthur!

#LEGACY

 ;D

Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: GravitySucks on July 13, 2018, 05:06:39 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1017922035429855232 (https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1017922035429855232)


Woohoo!!!
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Gonoory on July 13, 2018, 07:08:56 PM
This means that either Ellgab will stagnate (as you suggested) or that we will have to expand our horizons to other radio shows, television, *politics or pop culture.

*Stagnation is equal to a Clinton presidency.  ;)


Exactly.  We have to elevate someone within our extended circle upwards to a national level.  And then cheer their downfall.


And repeat it.

Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Gonoory on July 13, 2018, 07:12:28 PM
Let's punch Jimmy Church up and see who salutes!

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But I like jimmy.

But it has to be done.  It’s the way of the road.

Anyone want to #metoo Jimmy and kick this one off?  I know it’s going to be hard to top Art’s child trafficking of Vietnamese refugees, but who knows.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Gonoory on July 13, 2018, 07:13:19 PM
Let's punch Jimmy Church up and see who salutes!

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Do you think we can get Trump to have a meeting with Hoagland to talk about nuclear or walls on mars or something?
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on July 15, 2018, 08:03:00 AM
Mars doesn't need walls, all the hominids live underground now. :o
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: PolkaDot on July 18, 2018, 10:08:27 PM
That's the plan.
I have very little love or patience for the tech stuff.
I would rather stick to creative nonsense.

Your creative nonsense IS pretty damn epic!
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Ghost BEP on September 02, 2018, 07:20:01 AM
Your creative nonsense IS pretty damn epic!

I tell him this every day!

#Legacy
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: wr250 on September 02, 2018, 08:10:26 AM
I tell him this every day!

#Legacy
before or after cleaning the pool?
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: FISH on September 02, 2018, 08:19:26 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1017922035429855232

Thank you @Bart Ell.

+praise be
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Jocko Johnson on September 03, 2018, 10:20:00 PM
Bart does this mean you paid the $20G's???!!! To MV?
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Ghost BEP on September 06, 2018, 10:20:38 AM
before or after cleaning the pool?

Usually after. The pool never gets very dirty but finding all his rubber duckies that he creatively hides is like an easter egg hunt.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: pate on September 12, 2018, 10:57:06 PM
Since this seems to be the new home I decided to pass off the running of the site to people more qualified to run it than I am.
.

'nuff said, sir.
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: pate on September 12, 2018, 10:57:36 PM
.. The pool never gets very dirty ...
Title: Re: FUTURE OF ELLGAB
Post by: Metron on September 22, 2018, 10:58:07 AM
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