From the Library of Congress, 1919.
What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?
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You give each other the vows. You will promise to love, cherish and obey.
Do you, pink nose hussy, take this rich schmuck to be your lawfully wedded husband? You say I do.
Do you, rich schmuck, take pink nose hussy to be your lawfully wedded wife? He says I do.
Then the reverend will say by the power vested in me and the great state of wherever now pronounces you man and wifey. That’s the cue for the hubby to slap you on the ass and plant one on you.
What you really want to ask is what will the lawyer say. You keep the house, the Model T and get half of his money. You’ll do relatively good until you loose it all in 29.