Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[KSM]

Riding crop is good for beginners.
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Had that one. Doesn't hurt.

[sean92008]

An atmospheric pond?

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

[PolkaDot]

Had that one. Doesn't hurt.

That's the point!

[anniem]

Better than in the bedroom!   YOUZA! OUCHERS!

Not feeling a lot of love tonight. Could be an early one

If you leave early you'll miss me flinging myself offa tall thing.

[anniem]

That's the point!

It didn't look too pointy

[KSM]

If you leave early you'll miss me flinging myself offa tall thing.

Dear @anniem  if you were to do such a thing albeit metaphorically, I will dip entirely my penis in rolling boiling oil.  Pleeeeaaaase do not hurl yourself off of hinted at place of drastic heights!!!

[anniem]

Dear @anniem  if you were to do such a thing albeit metaphorically, I will dip entirely my penis in rolling boiling oil.  Pleeeeaaaase do not hurl yourself off of hinted at place of drastic heights!!!

Egads, man. How about if I step down carefully and slowly one and only one step?

[Aquarius]

Egads, man. How about if I step down carefully and slowly one and only one step?

Oh, dear. I have had yet another very pressured day, they seem to be coming around often these days.

You nutcases have me laughing out loud! I'd like to say thank you but I'm not sure how much I should be encouraging you all.

Does it count that I tried to practice putting out candle flames with a sort-of whip that was part of my store-bought Zorro outfit way back when? I don't have it handy any longer, of course, or I'd offer to try to extinguish a candle flame again.

On the other hand, perhaps it's just as well, I wouldn't want to set anything on fire! 

@anniem, I think you should let us know when you have carefully stepped down that one step so @KSM doesn't have to boil his penis in oil (geez, it hurts to even type that!). Thank you, I know we will all feel relieve, not to mention KSM.

[TigerLily]

Oh, dear. I have had yet another very pressured day, they seem to be coming around often these days.

You nutcases have me laughing out loud! I'd like to say thank you but I'm not sure how much I should be encouraging you all.

Does it count that I tried to practice putting out candle flames with a sort-of whip that was part of my store-bought Zorro outfit way back when? I don't have it handy any longer, of course, or I'd offer to try to extinguish a candle flame again.

On the other hand, perhaps it's just as well, I wouldn't want to set anything on fire! 

@anniem, I think you should let us know when you have carefully stepped down that one step so @KSM doesn't have to boil his penis in oil (geez, it hurts to even type that!). Thank you, I know we will all feel relieve, not to mention KSM.

Hey! We have an expert whip handler in the house. It's all in the wrist, yes?

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[Jayzelady]

@PolkaDot  Do you have one that requires a bigger fig leaf?

Bigger fig leaf, oh yeah! Hell, I may be old but I ain’t crazy or dead. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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[TigerLily]

Bigger fig leaf, oh yeah! Hell, I may be old but I ain’t crazy or dead. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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Jason Momoa. So yummy 💕

[ShayP]

Love, Light and Happiness to @GravitySucks @Sergeant Major @wr250 @DynamoHum @PB @Pizzapunch  @paladin1991 @DaveScottSOR @DaveSchrader  @FISH  @Bluejay  @Bobs Your Uncle @timebandit  @Aquarius @Rikki Gins @Kwisatz Haderach @KSM @AngiefromNJ @Journey @sean92008  @B-A-T-M-A-N  @Starman2018  @damon  @Exile  @Jayzelady @StarrMountain @DeNyeLL @Spookcat  @BillW50  @21st Century Man  @PolkaDot @juan @Bart Ell  @BartIsGod  @Up All Night @Mr Apnea @ShayP  @Starbuck Twitch  @Walks_At_Night  @Moosie  @Dwindling Stacks  @Whistler  @SpookyTim @MAX @LBFM @BrightEyes @Jedimiller @Ms. C  @FightTheFuture  And any and all I might have inadvertently missed 😺

Thank you @TigerLily  Same to you...

Plus a cup of chamomile.   

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[PolkaDot]

Oh, dear. I have had yet another very pressured day, they seem to be coming around often these days.

You nutcases have me laughing out loud! I'd like to say thank you but I'm not sure how much I should be encouraging you all.

Does it count that I tried to practice putting out candle flames with a sort-of whip that was part of my store-bought Zorro outfit way back when? I don't have it handy any longer, of course, or I'd offer to try to extinguish a candle flame again.

On the other hand, perhaps it's just as well, I wouldn't want to set anything on fire! 

@anniem, I think you should let us know when you have carefully stepped down that one step so @KSM doesn't have to boil his penis in oil (geez, it hurts to even type that!). Thank you, I know we will all feel relieve, not to mention KSM.

You probably shouldn't encourage us, but if you think about it it's @juan 's fault- he demanded entertainment. And yes, I'd love a demonstration. 

[PolkaDot]

Bigger fig leaf, oh yeah! Hell, I may be old but I ain’t crazy or dead. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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Amen, sister! Mamoa is sexy (as long as he doesn't talk).

[anniem]

Oh, dear. I have had yet another very pressured day, they seem to be coming around often these days.

Stop it!  Well, that should be that.

You nutcases have me laughing out loud! I'd like to say thank you but I'm not sure how much I should be encouraging you all.

I can help. The amount should be in the range to a ton.

@anniem, I think you should let us know when you have carefully stepped down that one step so @KSM doesn't have to boil his penis in oil (geez, it hurts to even type that!). Thank you, I know we will all feel relieve, not to mention KSM.

Ok, I just have to locate the nearest one step. I'll keep you posted.