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JUAN

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1125 on: November 01, 2019, 12:11:59 PM »
I ran. Away.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1126 on: November 01, 2019, 01:31:38 PM »
Wake up @TigerLily and @Exile

THE END IS HERE! Tonight at 9pm Eastern it is time for DEATH TO BART ELL. and the after show. 


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1127 on: November 01, 2019, 01:34:24 PM »
Will you show up or pull another heater?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1128 on: November 01, 2019, 01:54:41 PM »
Wake up @TigerLily and @Exile

THE END IS HERE! Tonight at 9pm Eastern it is time for DEATH TO BART ELL. and the after show. 



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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1130 on: November 01, 2019, 03:58:34 PM »
@timebandit The movie Timebandits was on today.  :)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1131 on: November 01, 2019, 06:25:33 PM »
Yep. You may have to hook them up to a lie detector once every semester, Sean

That's what's so great about our IM program, I can figure out where they are usually within 5 minutes through their IP. They do tell me everything and everywhere they're going because they know I have eyes in the sky...  It doesn't hurt that my kids all know directly of somebody who has died from an overdose or alcohol abuse/drunk driving.  True, that is not always a great motivator but...

@TigerLily, the one thing with paying for their schooling is that I don't enjoy myself. I run on low budget all the time not because I have to but because it's the best way to manage the money.  Cheap beer, no hotel rooms with the cute skincare salesgirl, I don't have fun... It's OK, my kids all have better futures than my parents gave me. Those bastards.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1132 on: November 01, 2019, 11:39:57 PM »
How does one keep their sanity when retired from the work FORCE    The local indoctrination places don't seem to offer any courses on the subject.  # Idle hands :-\   I don't want to be known as, Insane Penis!


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One could keep their sanity when retired from the work FORCE by sending me $3000.  You'd be so busy feeling like a saint that good things would just come your way (like senior centers).

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1133 on: November 02, 2019, 09:23:07 PM »
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1134 on: November 02, 2019, 10:11:55 PM »
One could keep their sanity when retired from the work FORCE by sending me $3000.  You'd be so busy feeling like a saint that good things would just come your way (like senior centers).
You don't accept gifts.  I tried that last Christmas and you know it. I then offered to completely relocate you to Atlanta but you complained about the heat :o  And you said the same about Casper Wyoming. There's no pleasing you.   You just need a man. Although there's no pleasing you.   ?  you're a hard nut to crack

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1135 on: November 03, 2019, 08:24:47 PM »
You don't accept gifts.  I tried that last Christmas and you know it. I then offered to completely relocate you to Atlanta but you complained about the heat :o  And you said the same about Casper Wyoming. There's no pleasing you.   You just need a man. Although there's no pleasing you.   ?  you're a hard nut to crack

It IS hot there, Atlanta.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1136 on: November 04, 2019, 09:31:40 AM »

Finally, Truth in Advertising. I had to play this back a couple of make sure I heard it right. Hey. Congratulations, Ravens! What an awesome game

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1137 on: November 04, 2019, 10:03:49 AM »
Finally, Truth in Advertising. I had to play this back a couple of make sure I heard it right. Hey. Congratulations, Ravens! What an awesome game



Hahahahahahahahaha. 

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1138 on: November 04, 2019, 10:07:42 AM »
Singles and chart position no longer matter...

Another "official" release from Jeff Lynne's ELO...

Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1139 on: November 04, 2019, 05:17:12 PM »
If Vera was a superhero she'd be called, Relaxo!

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