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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1170 on: November 05, 2019, 09:35:07 PM »
Qu'est que c'est fellatio? Sounds like an Italian ice cream

It's quite nice but it's not spearing.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1171 on: November 05, 2019, 09:35:21 PM »
Qu'est que c'est fellatio? Sounds like an Italian ice cream

Ice cream for breakfast?
That's crazy talk.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1172 on: November 05, 2019, 10:09:15 PM »
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THAT'S CALLED SEX!!!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1173 on: November 05, 2019, 10:39:22 PM »
THAT'S CALLED SEX!!!

Extreme Sex. With props
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1174 on: November 05, 2019, 10:52:34 PM »
props
She didn't let me keep them after the shoot.   8)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1175 on: November 05, 2019, 11:48:06 PM »

If I was going to pick one team it would be the Steelers. But my American friends just roll their eyes when I tell them that. I would think the Packers and the Patriots would be the eyeroll teams ::) ::) ::)    Even on the phone I hear their eyes rolling ::) way the fuck back ::) ::) ::)  I don't care!  I like The Burgh! Pens are my go2 hockey team after the Nucks & Oilers. EYE DON'T CARE


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1176 on: November 06, 2019, 01:08:30 AM »
Fear the Deer.........   Fear.   The.  Deer.

I am heading to Winston-Salem in a few hours, is Hillbilly Jim available to show me how his mountain people live?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1177 on: November 06, 2019, 05:02:34 AM »
I am heading to Winston-Salem in a few hours, is Hillbilly Jim available to show me how his mountain people live?

Well welcome to Dixie.  You've got about a four hour trip, deep into the Nantahala Forest from Winston.   I can ask him but they find Quebecois particulary tasty.   Perhaps you should just swing by Asheville and check out the Vanderbilt House and drink some wine or something.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1178 on: November 06, 2019, 06:22:29 AM »
If I was going to pick one team it would be the Steelers...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1179 on: November 06, 2019, 07:30:47 AM »
I hope a lot of you got to see this live. I'm sure it will be in the season highlights reel. He is a most handsome mousehound. He was just was getting some more ratsnacks for the second half and took a wrong turn. I love the lady in the stands, "Somebody help the cat!" And you wonder why I love football



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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1180 on: November 06, 2019, 07:40:21 AM »
Well welcome to Dixie.  You've got about a four hour trip, deep into the Nantahala Forest from Winston.   I can ask him but they find Quebecois particulary tasty.   Perhaps you should just swing by Asheville and check out the Vanderbilt House and drink some wine or something.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1181 on: November 06, 2019, 09:11:39 AM »
She didn't let me keep them after the shoot.   8)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1182 on: November 06, 2019, 09:13:26 AM »
I was a Pack can pre Favre era. The last few years have been a struggle

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1183 on: November 06, 2019, 09:23:08 AM »
Well welcome to Dixie.  You've got about a four hour trip, deep into the Nantahala Forest from Winston.   I can ask him but they find Quebecois particulary tasty.   Perhaps you should just swing by Asheville and check out the Vanderbilt House and drink some wine or something.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1184 on: November 06, 2019, 09:24:48 AM »
I don't understand football. Did the cat win the game?
If so, I'm very proud of it. If not, I'm very proud of it.

The cat got the biggest cheer. That's good 😺
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