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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1950 on: December 28, 2019, 10:42:42 AM »
Quote from: FISH on December 28, 2019, 10:03:21 AM
@GravitySucks Mars look like A Great Spot for a Beach Vacation. These flowers are amazing.

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1951 on: December 28, 2019, 11:59:03 AM »
Quote from: FISH on December 28, 2019, 09:59:56 AM
@juan I need help. I am getting in over my head.
I may need a Hello Kitty AR-15.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1952 on: December 28, 2019, 02:31:43 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on December 28, 2019, 10:42:42 AM
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids

In fact, it's cold as hell

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1953 on: December 28, 2019, 02:55:19 PM »
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1954 on: December 28, 2019, 03:14:16 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on December 28, 2019, 02:55:19 PM
Poor kid

We know which side grandpa was on during the war...
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1955 on: December 28, 2019, 03:42:11 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 28, 2019, 09:24:57 AM
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@juan  how many Hello Kitty AR-15 do you have?
Someone may be declaring an act of WAR. At first it was a funny comment about crabs. Now we have a French Grandfather recruiting his grandson.
This French family is saying "And of course it was bullshit, a gag, a staged clip."
I am getting nervous. Before you know it, that poor Chimp will be dragged into this drama.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1956 on: December 28, 2019, 03:47:20 PM »
Quote from: FISH on December 28, 2019, 03:42:11 PM
@juan  how many Hello Kitty AR-15 do you have?
Someone may be declaring an act of WAR. At first it was a funny comment about crabs. Now we have a French Grandfather recruiting his grandson.
This French family is saying "And of course it was bullshit, a gag, a staged clip."
I am getting nervous. Before you know it, that poor Chimp will be dragged into this drama.
Then the shit will really fly...

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Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1957 on: December 28, 2019, 04:04:04 PM »
Quote from: FISH on December 28, 2019, 03:42:11 PM

This French family is saying "And of course it was bullshit, a gag, a staged clip."


It's the ones who think it was not staged that you should worry about.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1958 on: December 28, 2019, 04:11:37 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 28, 2019, 04:04:04 PM
It's the ones who think it was not staged that you should worry about.
I am worried about the children on Mars, the chimps who love frogs too much and people who enjoy being hit with chimp poop.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1959 on: December 28, 2019, 04:18:53 PM »
Quote from: FISH on December 28, 2019, 04:11:37 PM
I am worried about the children on Mars, the chimps who love frogs too much and people who enjoy being hit with chimp poop.

What?  The outrage!  You aren't worried about Kolby getting TWO horses? 

Sheesh!

Racist.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1960 on: December 28, 2019, 04:30:13 PM »
Quote from: sean92008 on December 28, 2019, 04:18:53 PM
What?  The outrage!  You aren't worried about Kolby getting TWO horses? 

Sheesh!

Racist.
Sorry, I am worried about those two horses, Kolby and toe nails.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1961 on: December 28, 2019, 04:50:48 PM »
Quote from: FISH on December 28, 2019, 04:30:13 PM
Sorry, I am worried about those two horses, Kolby and toe nails.

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You're forgiven.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1962 on: December 28, 2019, 10:24:58 PM »
Quote from: FISH on December 28, 2019, 04:30:13 PM
Sorry, I am worried about those two horses, Kolby and toe nails.

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What about the dog?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1963 on: December 28, 2019, 10:31:58 PM »
Quote from: sean92008 on December 28, 2019, 03:47:20 PM
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More proof that monkeys are muslims. Scourge of humanity. Yucky and disgusting vile creatures sired by satan herself.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1964 on: December 28, 2019, 10:40:09 PM »
Quote from: KSM on December 28, 2019, 10:31:58 PM
More proof that monkeys are muslims. Scourge of humanity. Yucky and disgusting vile creatures sired by satan herself.
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