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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2160 on: January 12, 2020, 06:13:40 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 12, 2020, 05:15:24 AM
Good morning

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Ooops, sorry!

https://twitter.com/opg/status/1216345783831879680

Brampton has got to be more than 10 klicks away.  The flow of Dodge Challengers should be uninterrupted.  Whew.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2161 on: January 12, 2020, 07:09:03 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 12, 2020, 05:46:43 AM
Nothing to worry about.
You can continue oiling your gun as you prepare the shotgun wedding to your cousin as the best man, a bald eagle, looks on.

Wedding is on hold.  I wanted a prenup. 
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2162 on: January 12, 2020, 11:10:05 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 12, 2020, 05:15:24 AM
Good morning

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Ooops, sorry!

https://twitter.com/opg/status/1216345783831879680

RUN BART! RUN FAST AND RUN FAR! (don't forget Bairyn)(and any pets)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2163 on: January 12, 2020, 11:23:55 AM »
@Bart Ell

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2164 on: January 12, 2020, 02:56:41 PM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on January 11, 2020, 10:12:11 PM
Sorry @PolkaDot

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Sorry, no sports ball for me.  :P
And the Donkeys are ORANGE!!!
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2165 on: January 12, 2020, 03:53:20 PM »
Quote from: anniem on January 12, 2020, 11:23:55 AM
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All checks out.
Carry on.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2166 on: January 12, 2020, 03:56:13 PM »
Quote from: anniem on January 12, 2020, 11:10:05 AM
RUN BART! RUN FAST AND RUN FAR! (don't forget Bairyn)(and any pets)

The Bart is a safe enough distance from this fake emergency to not worry about it.
Pets?
DO YOU THINK MY EGO WOULD LET ME SHARE THE ATTENTION?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2167 on: January 12, 2020, 04:09:00 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 12, 2020, 03:56:13 PM
The Bart is a safe enough distance from this fake emergency to not worry about it.
Pets?
DO YOU THINK MY EGO WOULD LET ME SHARE THE ATTENTION?

If you wished it to, of course!
Not one little tiny kitten?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2168 on: January 13, 2020, 03:44:46 AM »
Weather finally cleared enough so that Little Walks can fly back to college.  Dropped off at the airport early this AM and Little Walks got mobbed by TSA dog.   Mrs. Walks had given Little Walks a bunch of jerky.  Guess you can train the dog highly but you can't take the dog out of the dog.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2169 on: January 13, 2020, 05:39:09 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 13, 2020, 03:44:46 AM
Weather finally cleared enough so that Little Walks can fly back to college.  Dropped off at the airport early this AM and Little Walks got mobbed by TSA dog.   Mrs. Walks had given Little Walks a bunch of jerky.  Guess you can train the dog highly but you can't take the dog out of the dog.

ARE YOU SURE SHE IS NOT ON THE POT?


You can't take the Bart out of the Bart.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2170 on: January 13, 2020, 05:53:28 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 13, 2020, 05:39:09 AM
ARE YOU SURE SHE IS NOT ON THE POT?


You can't take the Bart out of the Bart.

I'm 100.00% sure she isn't smoking it or anywhere near anyone who is.  Too prissy.  Stuff smells.  She'd flip out.

Booze?  Well that is a different story..................

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2171 on: January 13, 2020, 05:56:36 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 13, 2020, 05:53:28 AM
I'm 100.00% sure she isn't smoking it or anywhere near anyone who is.  Too prissy.  Stuff smells.  She'd flip out.

Booze?  Well that is a different story..................

Times have changed, WAN.
A coupla drops under her tongue and SHE IS HIGH AS A KITE without any of the skunk sniffers!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2172 on: January 13, 2020, 06:12:24 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 13, 2020, 05:56:36 AM
Times have changed, WAN.
A coupla drops under her tongue and SHE IS HIGH AS A KITE without any of the skunk sniffers!

I guess that is true. 

Her Great Grand Father was not just a cop but a Chief of Police.  When she was young, I showed her a picture of him
decked out in his uniform with his two doberman's and that hard assed Kraut scowl he had.  Told her that you may not agree
with a law but if you break it, a man like this may come into your life.    Might have worked - who knows for sure?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2173 on: January 13, 2020, 06:21:24 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 13, 2020, 06:12:24 AM
I guess that is true. 

Her Great Grand Father was not just a cop but a Chief of Police.  When she was young, I showed her a picture of him
decked out in his uniform with his two doberman's and that hard assed Kraut scowl he had.  Told her that you may not agree
with a law but if you break it, a man like this may come into your life.    Might have worked - who knows for sure?

It is not breaking the law in many states filled with filthy hippies.
Hell, there are countries filled with filthy hippies who have made it legal!
Filthy hippies.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2174 on: January 13, 2020, 07:26:33 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 13, 2020, 03:44:46 AM
Weather finally cleared enough so that Little Walks can fly back to college.  Dropped off at the airport early this AM and Little Walks got mobbed by TSA dog.   Mrs. Walks had given Little Walks a bunch of jerky.  Guess you can train the dog highly but you can't take the dog out of the dog.
At least it wasn't drugs.....
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.
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