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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2400 on: February 04, 2020, 05:36:38 PM »
I guess we never really leave 7th grade.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2401 on: February 04, 2020, 06:12:16 PM »
Update on woman in black: No purse - no wallet - no ID whatsoever. Still in critical condition and nobody has filed a missing person report. Sounds more and more like the woman in black who fell from the sky years ago in Florida that Art reported on.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2402 on: February 04, 2020, 06:21:25 PM »
Update on woman in black: No purse - no wallet - no ID whatsoever. Still in critical condition and nobody has filed a missing person report. Sounds more and more like the woman in black who fell from the sky years ago in Florida that Art reported on.

Or Doc Reed's little friend.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2403 on: February 04, 2020, 06:25:01 PM »
It got us these fantastically hilarious quotes, though

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2404 on: February 04, 2020, 06:33:16 PM »
OK, Sean. How many people have you actually run over at this point?

I was a licensed property and casualty insurance agent for a decade (a great job when you're busy doing other things), I also managed an outside sales staff and in-field staff who drove on the company's dime (boring classes were mandatory).

My kids have been taught when to swerve and when not to.  Yes, there's a time when hitting a person is your best option. My family had an incident, in fact.  The person ended up biting the police officer after my kid missed hitting her. 

Pro-tip...

If you are driving your car and find yourself in the middle of a riot and you fear for your life, the first thing you should do is turn off your traction control   [ You are not allowed to view attachments ] .  If one wheel gets stuck on a body, traction control will prevent the other wheel from spinning freely, possibly keeping you from getting away and saving your life. Turn it off and you will get out of a jam.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2405 on: February 04, 2020, 06:38:01 PM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2406 on: February 04, 2020, 07:26:53 PM »
Poor B.E.P...................
I know! I was rather fond of him.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2407 on: February 04, 2020, 07:29:28 PM »
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2408 on: February 04, 2020, 07:58:02 PM »
Me too. :)


But I really like this.


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2409 on: February 04, 2020, 08:00:23 PM »
It got us these fantastically hilarious quotes, though


You may wanna slip that belt on, @Mr Apnea

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2410 on: February 04, 2020, 08:08:12 PM »
Me too. :)


But I really like this.


😍 I had forgotten what drama queens they were!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2411 on: February 04, 2020, 08:11:32 PM »
I was a licensed property and casualty insurance agent for a decade (a great job when you're busy doing other things), I also managed an outside sales staff and in-field staff who drove on the company's dime (boring classes were mandatory).

My kids have been taught when to swerve and when not to.  Yes, there's a time when hitting a person is your best option. My family had an incident, in fact.  The person ended up biting the police officer after my kid missed hitting her. 

Pro-tip...

If you are driving your car and find yourself in the middle of a riot and you fear for your life, the first thing you should do is turn off your traction control    If one wheel gets stuck on a body, traction control will prevent the other wheel from spinning freely, possibly keeping you from getting away and saving your life. Turn it off and you will get out of a jam.

I am making note of this.  Seriously.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2412 on: February 04, 2020, 08:12:54 PM »
Or Doc Reed's little friend.

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Leave FLOTUS out of it.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2413 on: February 04, 2020, 08:15:40 PM »
Leave FLOTUS out of it.
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How much money do you think her face cost?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2414 on: February 04, 2020, 08:17:22 PM »
How much money do you think her face cost?
She pays every 3 months.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.