Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Mr Apnea]

Try doing it for 5 hours like Portnoy.

Why did I read that as Ponyboy?

[sean92008]

I have been after my drummer boi for this guitar for two years now and finally I HAVE IT! even named MY PRICE as he's been layed of for a month now due to covid!  Thank You Covid, my friend

Fucki' eh' baby!

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Pretty Chibson! How's the brown spots in your lawn doing? You know what would make that guitar sound more gooder?  Single coils!

😁😁😁

[KSM]

Pretty Chibson! How's the brown spots in your lawn doing? You know what would make that guitar sound more gooder?  Single coils!

😁😁😁

"PRETTY GIBSON" Get a dick you asshole.

Single coils? HA!!  Well you just lost any street cred right there. Stupid little man. Talk about my lawns again you ignorant puke I'll fuck your shit right up. How are the brown spots in your lungs, liver and weak heart?

You're a DIRTY BIRDY!!!

[sean92008]

"PRETTY GIBSON" Get a dick you asshole.

Single coils? HA!!  Well you just lost any street cred right there. Stupid little man. Talk about my lawns again you ignorant puke I'll fuck your shit right up. How are the brown spots in your lungs, liver and weak heart?

Some guys, you criticize their wife or kids...  Some guys, their jobs.  Some, their homes.  But Penis Farm... Noooo.

His guitar and his grass. Not in that order.

He's been groomed to be the Nazi overseer of an HOA.

🙄🙄🙄

PS Bigsbys are the only vibrato that adds tone.

[sean92008]

Why did I read that as Ponyboy?

May be a psychic vibe.  Are you clairvoyant?

[PolkaDot]

Why did I read that as Ponyboy?

I did too! 

[Bart Ell]

Why did I read that as Ponyboy?

Why did I read that as Porkyboy?

[KSM]

Some guys, you criticize their wife or kids...  Some guys, their jobs.  Some, their homes.  But Penis Farm... Noooo.

His guitar and his grass. Not in that order.

He's been groomed to be the Nazi overseer of an HOA.

🙄🙄🙄

PS Bigsbys are the only vibrato that adds tone.

So what you have there is a big bowl o nuttin'  you're not actually saying anything. I have never read anything like that before - it is, perfectly lame. Like you. Middle-age milk-toast little man.

PS  You're right about Bigsbys, but that's readily available stock information.

[KSM]

Why did I read that as Ponyboy?

I did too! 

Because you're a lesbian.   

[PolkaDot]

Because you're a lesbian.   

You have that affect on all women or just me @KSM?

[anniem]

Middle-age milk-toast little man.

"Milk toast: Breakfast food consisting of toasted bread in warm milk.
Milk toast is a breakfast dish consisting of toasted bread in warm milk, typically with sugar and butter. Salt, pepper, paprika, cinnamon, cocoa, raisins and other ingredients may be added. In the New England region of the United States, milk toast refers to toast that has been dipped in a milk-based white sauce. Milk toast was a popular food throughout the late 19th and early 20th centuries, especially for young children and for the convalescent, for whom the dish was thought to be soothing and easy to digest. Although not as popular in the 2000s, milk toast is still considered a comfort food.

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[Bart Ell]

"Milk toast: Breakfast food consisting of toasted bread in warm milk.
Milk toast is a breakfast dish consisting of toasted bread in warm milk, typically with sugar and butter. Salt, pepper, paprika, cinnamon, cocoa, raisins and other ingredients may be added. In the New England region of the United States, milk toast refers to toast that has been dipped in a milk-based white sauce. Milk toast was a popular food throughout the late 19th and early 20th centuries, especially for young children and for the convalescent, for whom the dish was thought to be soothing and easy to digest. Although not as popular in the 2000s, milk toast is still considered a comfort food.

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[KSM]

"Milk toast: Breakfast food consisting of toasted bread in warm milk.
Milk toast is a breakfast dish consisting of toasted bread in warm milk, typically with sugar and butter. Salt, pepper, paprika, cinnamon, cocoa, raisins and other ingredients may be added. In the New England region of the United States, milk toast refers to toast that has been dipped in a milk-based white sauce. Milk toast was a popular food throughout the late 19th and early 20th centuries, especially for young children and for the convalescent, for whom the dish was thought to be soothing and easy to digest. Although not as popular in the 2000s, milk toast is still considered a comfort food.

So you're saying that Sean is easily digestible?
Good! We'll shit the bastard out tomorrow shall we!

[Mr Apnea]

Why did I read that as Porkyboy?

Why did I read that as Dorkyboy?

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[sean92008]

So what you have there is a big bowl o nuttin'  you're not actually saying anything. I have never read anything like that before - it is, perfectly lame. Like you. Middle-age milk-toast little man.

PS  You're right about Bigsbys, but that's readily available stock information.

...or anecdotal from my B5 retrofit onto my E-series Japanese Squier Tele that I burned the finish off of.  (And a couple of other Asian Teles.) Even with the shorter string run with the retrofit, it added a lot.

Fender comped me some of the "F"-logo bridges (I think they dumped them for Bigsby-branded ones).

Chibby-Chibby Chibson...

Speaking of...

https://www.guitarworld.com/amp/news/the-les-o-caster-combines-a-fender-strat-and-gibson-les-paul-into-one-jaw-dropping-double-neck-heres-how-it-was-made

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