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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2745 on: April 20, 2020, 10:23:49 PM »
I'm throwing a Snickers bar in the pool. Go fetch, Spot Dot.
Since it’s your job to clean the pool I’m not upset. Wear something pretty while you do it though.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2747 on: April 22, 2020, 10:52:34 AM »
I love this!
Coronavirus: Dressing up in isolation https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-52353298

I'm blocked! Bloody Brits 😾 Was it because I called them out for the Reptilian branch of the Family Tree?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2748 on: April 22, 2020, 11:01:36 AM »
I'm blocked! Bloody Brits 😾 Was it because I called them out for the Reptilian branch of the Family Tree?

Bastards!

Sorry, here's a better link to the article: https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-52353298

Or try instagram - she has many more on there: https://www.instagram.com/juliakkeil/
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2749 on: April 23, 2020, 01:03:46 PM »
Sometimes you need a "brain break". We've been watching Sophie's Kitchen Discos each Friday. They're pretty hilarious and it's fun to see her brood of ginger's acting like...well...normal kids stuck at home. Makes things feel a little less crazy! My son calls these "kid chaos videos".  ;D

P.S. Sophie Ellis-Bextor is one of my secret music loves....shhhh...don't tell anyone.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2751 on: April 23, 2020, 08:49:53 PM »
https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1253453809323515906

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2753 on: April 23, 2020, 09:33:12 PM »
That just Screeaaams  YOGA FART!

A confluence of scenes from "Short Bus."
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2754 on: April 23, 2020, 10:19:47 PM »
Sometimes you need a "brain break". We've been watching Sophie's Kitchen Discos each Friday. They're pretty hilarious and it's fun to see her brood of ginger's acting like...well...normal kids stuck at home. Makes things feel a little less crazy! My son calls these "kid chaos videos".  ;D

P.S. Sophie Ellis-Bextor is one of my secret music loves....shhhh...don't tell anyone.

WTF?

Where the fuck are the axe murderers when we need them?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2755 on: April 24, 2020, 03:36:09 AM »
We used to call that billy goat vibrato. An axe murder is too quick.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2756 on: April 24, 2020, 06:38:09 AM »
WTF?

Where the fuck are the axe murderers when we need them?


Sheltering in place as non-essential?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2757 on: April 24, 2020, 11:24:16 AM »
I miss @Ms. C and Carson and @Dyna-X and Dyna Prime...   :'( :'(
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2758 on: April 24, 2020, 11:29:29 AM »
I miss @Ms. C and Carson and @Dyna-X and Dyna Prime...   :'( :'(
Too many Dyna's..  quota was full and had to let some go.  :-\

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2759 on: April 24, 2020, 11:44:19 AM »
I miss @Ms. C and Carson and @Dyna-X and Dyna Prime...   :'( :'(

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