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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3195 on: October 26, 2020, 11:30:05 AM »
The kids have a "snow day" today. I was laughing with my cousin about this because the best we could hope for was:
-you have to go to school but you might get to go home early if it's really bad out
-the weather's terrible, that means we're going to be stuck in the gym bored as hell
-the bus is late so you freeze waiting and then the bus kids get to go home early so what was the point
-oops, we waited too long to send you home and the weather is terrible so the bussed in kids have to spend the night in the gym
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3196 on: October 31, 2020, 10:53:45 PM »
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3197 on: November 01, 2020, 06:10:37 PM »
This appeals to me.

I pulled it from Dark Beauty Mag. I think it's from Thomas Krause.

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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3198 on: November 05, 2020, 03:06:39 PM »
WOOOO HOOOO! Mardi Gras is on for 2021...maybe a little less extravagant and a la Pandemic style...but hey, IT’S ON!!!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3199 on: November 05, 2020, 03:43:24 PM »
Quote from: Jayzelady on November 05, 2020, 03:06:39 PM
WOOOO HOOOO! Mardi Gras is on for 2021...maybe a little less extravagant and a la Pandemic style...but hey, IT’S ON!!!



GREAT
I can't make it, but you can go for me.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3200 on: November 05, 2020, 03:46:50 PM »
@Jayzelady - isn’t it true that drinking two Hurricanes and a Jax beer will kill any virus?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3201 on: November 05, 2020, 03:49:57 PM »
Quote from: juan on November 05, 2020, 03:46:50 PM
@Jayzelady - isn’t it true that drinking two Hurricanes and a Jax beer will kill any virus?

Hmmm...not really sure...but it does make you not give a damn one way or the other.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3202 on: November 05, 2020, 05:39:50 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 01, 2020, 06:10:37 PM
This appeals to me.

I pulled it from Dark Beauty Mag. I think it's from Thomas Krause.

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Yeah? That appeals to you does it..

You fuckin weird goth chicks. Drinkin' in the graveyard and getting your evil sex on with genderless ghouls named Todd ::)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3203 on: November 05, 2020, 06:25:29 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on November 05, 2020, 05:39:50 PM
Yeah? That appeals to you does it..

You fuckin weird goth chicks. Drinkin' in the graveyard and getting your evil sex on with genderless ghouls named Todd ::)

Todd.  I hate that name.  In addition, all the people I encountered that had that name were assholes.  Just like Kevin.  AND ALL THE GLENNS!  I hate Todd, Kevin, and Glenn.  Close to 50 years on this planet and all of the dudes I knew with those names can suck it and die.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3204 on: November 05, 2020, 06:57:20 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 05, 2020, 06:25:29 PM
Todd.  I hate that name.  In addition, all the people I encountered that had that name were assholes.  Just like Kevin.  AND ALL THE GLENNS!  I hate Todd, Kevin, and Glenn.  Close to 50 years on this planet and all of the dudes I knew with those names can suck it and die.
WELL SAID!! @ShayP Next time in that area of the US we will HAVE TO kill a bottle. Fuckin eh' Man! OMG Glennnn'ssss  >:( >:( >:(

Contrary to what some say - I have yet to meet any real bad Steve's, Pete or Peter's, and the Dave's in my life have been stand up dudes, all of em'

There WAS one guy who's name sounded like David but his it was actually Davyn! That fucker relentlessly bullied me in elementary school. I owe him a-lot!
DAVYN. You see what they did there? they knew they had a bad seed from the git go but knew they couldn't name the bastard CUNT so they tried to sneak him into the Dave's thinking nobody would notice!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3205 on: November 05, 2020, 08:35:42 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on November 05, 2020, 05:39:50 PM
Yeah? That appeals to you does it..

You fuckin weird goth chicks. Drinkin' in the graveyard and getting your evil sex on with genderless ghouls named Todd ::)

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So, you're into it @KSM32 ?

Don't worry your pretty little head. They were all very well gendered, thank you very much. Well, there was one Todd...he was rather crooked. But to be fair I think it was karma for stealing him from my best friend. And technically I think I was cheating on my boyfriend. So sometimes karma comes in crooked Todds. I can't begin to imagine what he'd done.  ??? Thank goodness I'm on the straight and narrow now.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3206 on: November 05, 2020, 08:38:39 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 05, 2020, 06:25:29 PM
Todd.  I hate that name.  In addition, all the people I encountered that had that name were assholes.  Just like Kevin.  AND ALL THE GLENNS!  I hate Todd, Kevin, and Glenn.  Close to 50 years on this planet and all of the dudes I knew with those names can suck it and die.
@ShayP - so NOT EVERYONE is wunnerful?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3207 on: November 05, 2020, 08:41:26 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on November 05, 2020, 06:57:20 PM
WELL SAID!! @ShayP Next time in that area of the US we will HAVE TO kill a bottle. Fuckin eh' Man! OMG Glennnn'ssss  >:( >:( >:(

I feel like some sort of authority should be notified if this happens.  :o
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3208 on: November 05, 2020, 08:42:33 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 05, 2020, 08:35:42 PM
So, you're into it @KSM32 ?

Don't worry your pretty little head. They were all very well gendered, thank you very much. Well, there was one Todd...he was rather crooked. But to be fair I think it was karma for stealing him from my best friend. And technically I think I was cheating on my boyfriend. So sometimes karma comes in crooked Todds. I can't begin to imagine what he'd done.  ??? Thank goodness I'm on the straight and narrow now.
Very well put. +1 for sure, however that word in your very last line (BOLDED) does not bode well for spousal unit. Or shall I say, 'Spousal's Unit'

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3209 on: November 05, 2020, 08:44:24 PM »
Also, WHAT THE FUCK?? This is ridiculous.  ::) ::) ::)

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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.
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