Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[JUAN]

We're both very sorry. I blame Bart. Now how am i going to look at that huge raw turkey Thursday?

I’m just going to make chili in the crock pot.

This damned ipad kept changing the word in into UN.

[Bart Ell]

No ass in this one.

[Bart Ell]

I'm not willing to risk it.

I bet @FISH is.

[Bart Ell]

The wife looks like she could rip an alligator out of her husband's mouth!

[GravitySucks]

https://twitter.com/andrewadamsksl/status/1330191662518312962

[KSM]

https://twitter.com/andrewadamsksl/status/1330191662518312962

It's a guess how many M&M's container.  I say.............................................    822,000 Tasty chocolate M&M's.  Mmmmmmm

[TigerLily]

No ass in this one.

No fair! That haole hit the bruddah right in the ear the first time. A righteous win for the bruddah

[TigerLily]

The wife looks like she could rip an alligator out of her husband's mouth!

Crocodile Dundee got a little out of shape after moving here but at least he was able to save his puppy

[TigerLily]

https://twitter.com/andrewadamsksl/status/1330191662518312962

I like the red helicopter best

[Bart Ell]

Crocodile Dundee got a little out of shape after moving here but at least he was able to save his puppy

It looks like the gator got his sleeves, though.

[FISH]

I bet @FISH is.

I have this type of fight so many times...NOT on YOUTUBE. At least they were not doing the heroin nod and dip.
And... no one had a number 2 accident in their pants.
Men trying to fight each other with wet pants, butts and legs is not funny to me.

However I have never seen an alligator trying to eat a puppy.

[sean92008]

Okay, now my covid haircuts are starting to get serious.

I've been able to maintain them to a point but I wasn't cutting the hair on the top of my head very much, haphazardly taking off a quarter inch just to keep the ends nice and clean.  I used clippers with a really big shield on it for the sides and back and it didn't look bad, a couple of times it looked good.

Now it looks like I'm trying to do a comb over.  Normally, I would go to a stylist because of the curl and wave in it and the cowlick too. If I had straight hair, I'd just cut it myself all the time.

Serious time for me.

[Ciardelo]

Now I have 10 big canisters of Lysolâ„¢ brand cleaning & disinfecting wipes, 3 cases of toilet paper and 3+ cases of bottled water.

I got my hair cut last week so I'm looking good.

I'm a little low on ammo, but isn't everybody?

I guess I need to go top off the gas tank in the cars.

[PB]

Okay, now my covid haircuts are starting to get serious.

I've been able to maintain them to a point but I wasn't cutting the hair on the top of my head very much, haphazardly taking off a quarter inch just to keep the ends nice and clean.  I used clippers with a really big shield on it for the sides and back and it didn't look bad, a couple of times it looked good.

Now it looks like I'm trying to do a comb over.  Normally, I would go to a stylist because of the curl and wave in it and the cowlick too. If I had straight hair, I'd just cut it myself all the time.

Serious time for me.

I ran into an acquaintance yesterday I should have recognized, but his hair was much shorter than it has always been before, and with the mask...

[JUAN]

I haven’t seen Lysol brand products in the stores here in at least six months.  I’m about to get used to the smell of Fabuloso.