Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[KSM]

You don't like bacon bits?

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A friend of mine back in the 90s had a skin tag on the back of his ear. I always referred to it as his bacon bit - it looked just like a real meaty redish bacon bit.  He took great offence.  RIP Ken, twas all in fun.

[anniem]

A friend of mine back in the 90s had a skin tag on the back of his ear. I always referred to it as his bacon bit - it looked just like a real meaty redish bacon bit.  He took great offence.  RIP Ken, twas all in fun.

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Did the bacon bit.........................kill him!?!?!?

[GravitySucks]

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Did the bacon bit.........................kill him!?!?!?

@KSM sliced it off with a Ginsu™️ Knife to put it on his baked potato. The knife wasn’t sterile.

[KSM]

@KSM sliced it off with a Ginsu™️ Knife to put it on his baked potato. The knife wasn’t sterile.

LOL 

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Did the bacon bit.........................kill him!?!?!?

Actually he was stabbed to death while visiting a friends house. He got up to excuse himself to use the bathroom when he came across an intruder coming out of her, the friends, bedroom. The guy was high on something and had a knife..

[GravitySucks]

LOL 
Actually he was stabbed to death while visiting a friends house. He got up to excuse himself to use the bathroom when he came across an intruder coming out of her, the friends, bedroom. The guy was high on something and had a knife..

Ed Dames wishes he had my hit rate

[sean92008]

Ed Dames wishes he had my hit rate

To quote Art:. "Where's the gold?"

[Bart Ell]

The knife wasn’t sterile.

But the guy holding it was.
And is.

[KSM]

Ed Dames wishes he had my hit rate

Ed Dames wishes he had a hit!

[KSM]

I am having to revise my will.
I was never meant to be this grown up.
I just want to ride my fake motocross bike with the plastic red gas tank and shocks in the dirt with my snot-nosed friends.

Life is a wonderful gift that has the uncanny knack for doubling as a cunt.

[sean92008]

I am having to revise my will.
I was never meant to be this grown up.
I just want to ride my fake motocross bike with the plastic red gas tank and shocks in the dirt with my snot-nosed friends.

Life is a wonderful gift that has the uncanny knack for doubling as a cunt.

Skip a generation, if you can. Leave the money with grandkids.  I wish my folks did. Idiot siblings of mine are idiots.

Skip a generation.

[KSM]

Skip a generation, if you can. Leave the money with grandkids.  I wish my folks did. Idiot siblings of mine are idiots.

Skip a generation.

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[Bart Ell]

I am having to revise my will.
I was never meant to be this grown up.
I just want to ride my fake motocross bike with the plastic red gas tank and shocks in the dirt with my snot-nosed friends.

Life is a wonderful gift that has the uncanny knack for doubling as a cunt.

Allow Magnum PI to set you up with a reverse mortgage.
You can spend it all now and not have to worry about the future!

[GravitySucks]

I am having to revise my will.
I was never meant to be this grown up.
I just want to ride my fake motocross bike with the plastic red gas tank and shocks in the dirt with my snot-nosed friends.

Life is a wonderful gift that has the uncanny knack for doubling as a cunt.

Make sure you spell my name right this time.

[KSM]

Allow Magnum PI to set you up with a reverse mortgage.
You can spend it all now and not have to worry about the future!

Don't have a mortgage. Doesn't one have to be 55 to qualify for those things?

[Bart Ell]

Don't have a mortgage. Doesn't one have to be 55 to qualify for those things?

You don't have to have a mortgage, it is a reverse mortgage.
Give Magnum a call!