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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3675 on: May 27, 2021, 09:13:28 AM »
I am a silly boy!
Sing it Bart. Just replace the word

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3676 on: May 27, 2021, 09:54:45 AM »
Sing it Bart. Just replace the word


KSM, the Mrs. is still waiting for you to sing this


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3677 on: May 27, 2021, 10:02:24 AM »
KSM, the Mrs. is still waiting for you to sing this



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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3678 on: May 27, 2021, 10:24:46 AM »


You can do it.  Add the pelvic thrust


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3679 on: May 28, 2021, 05:20:27 AM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3680 on: May 28, 2021, 05:24:07 AM »
@ShayP

Ummmmm  Shay.  WTH?

https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/1397965478027530246

And there were two outs. All he had to do was run back and tag first base.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3681 on: May 28, 2021, 05:43:56 AM »
@ShayP

Ummmmm  Shay.  WTH?

https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/1397965478027530246

I simply cannot process this. @Walks_At_Night  Like @GravitySucks said, all he had to do was run back and tag first base.  I appreciated the Cubs players laughing their asses off.  Will Craig should be on the bus to AAA Indianapolis pronto. 

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3682 on: May 28, 2021, 06:05:38 AM »
I simply cannot process this. @Walks_At_Night  Like @GravitySucks said, all he had to do was run back and tag first base.  I appreciated the Cubs players laughing their asses off.  Will Craig should be on the bus to AAA Indianapolis pronto.

@ShayP the Pirates may very well cemented Kris Bryant’s future with the Cubs during this season. He’s their hottest commodity as far as trade talks because he can play third, all the outfield and 1b, is a long ball hitter with a .320 average and can run the bases exceptionally well for a guy that is 6’5”. There have been trade talks ever since Spring training and almost everyone agrees that if the Cubs were out of the running they would look at this as a rebuilding opportunity, especially since they let Yu Darvish go during the winter. Bryant, Rizzo and Baez are all in their final contract year (along with half their roster) and nobody thinks they can handle the salary cap hit to resign all of them. As it stands now they are only a half game out of first.

Still a lot of baseball left before the July trade deadline. I don’t think the Cubs have the pitching to keep it up.  I’ve been a life long Cubs fan. Plus Wrigley Field got me into the Hall of Fame, so I would like to see them go all the way. But they need starting pitching.

I might have to unban myself from watching or listening to baseball.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3683 on: May 28, 2021, 09:53:58 AM »
I wish I did not see this.
I bet @ShayP now does, too.
@Walks_At_Night is probably heartbroken. He seems like the kind of perv who had alone time with that cover.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3684 on: May 28, 2021, 09:57:38 AM »
I wish I did not see this.
I bet @ShayP now does, too.
@Walks_At_Night is probably heartbroken. He seems like the kind of perv who had alone time with that cover.

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Sooo, if I score on her, could I still claim "I did the chick from the Ratt cover!" ???

Asking for a friend.

PS, at least she's on this side of the grass.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3685 on: May 28, 2021, 10:06:36 AM »
And there were two outs. All he had to do was run back and tag first base.

Baseball has become unwatchable on so many levels.  How much were the tickets, parking, dog, and a beer to go see that?

I was flipping through the stations the other day and thought I heard the guy on the sports station say there were 3 teams that had more hits than strikeouts.  I don't know if that's true, but we all see the batting averages and number of strikeouts - they're not even putting the ball in play.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3686 on: May 28, 2021, 10:20:19 AM »
I wish I did not see this.
I bet @ShayP now does, too.
@Walks_At_Night is probably heartbroken. He seems like the kind of perv who had alone time with that cover.

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Little Miss Rat girl turned into Bruce Jenner.   Great...........

For the record,  Miss Standing Hampton floated my boat.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3687 on: May 28, 2021, 10:38:12 AM »
I wish I did not see this.
I bet @ShayP now does, too.
@Walks_At_Night is probably heartbroken. He seems like the kind of perv who had alone time with that cover.

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No
Fucking
Way

Where's the proof? It is beyond the realm of all understanding. No Way José! NOPE NOT BUYING IT.  You @Bart Ell are a trixter distorting the facts!

You made that!  She can not have turned into a HELEN!



For the record,  Miss Standing Hampton floated my boat.

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@Walks_At_Night Agreed.  She has a naughty school teacher thing goin' on. Also looks like she's wearing a whole body nylon. GAgA-GOY! :-*

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3688 on: May 28, 2021, 10:44:59 AM »
No
Fucking
Way

Where's the proof? It is beyond the realm of all understanding. No Way José! NOPE NOT BUYING IT.  You @Bart Ell are a trixter distorting the facts!

You made that!  She can not have turned into a HELEN!


@Walks_At_Night Agreed.  She has a naughty school teacher thing goin' on. Also looks like she's wearing a whole body nylon. GAgA-GOY! :-*

Look at that nose addition!
Warts up with that?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3689 on: May 28, 2021, 10:54:49 AM »
Look at that nose addition!
Warts up with that?

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Lemmy's mom? Arron Neville's sister? Berry-faced Ralph's mom?