Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Walks_At_Night]

You find the weirdest shit. 

Well here @PolkaDot, have a yellow turtle:
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[KSM]

Dude scores 5 goals in 3 minutes 7 seven seconds at Medicine Hat in 1972 and the number 537 dominates his life. I'm not far in but this appears to be a batshit crazy ride. I'm not familiar with the host but apparently she thinks McDonalds puts people in their meat. I am intrigued........

@Walks_At_Night   Dude. Do you actually watch the videos you post? I ask not because of the content within but for the length of some of these odd things you find.  I clicked PLAY (you sold it very well) only to realize that I was going to have to commit myself for over 2.5 hours. 

@PolkaDot  Your new AV is a brand new low.  Sucks really bad.

[Walks_At_Night]

@Walks_At_Night   Dude. Do you actually watch some of the videos you post? I ask not because of the content within but for the length of some of these odd things you find.  I clicked PLAY (you sold it very well) only to realize that I was going to have to commit myself for over 2.5 hours. 

@PolkaDot  Your new AV is a brand new low.  Sucks really bad.

In general I do. I did say that I had only started it.

I made it about a 30-40 minutes and then went out to walk at night. It is hard to follow - one second the goal guy is on a line with Lanny McDonald, then he is selling widgets in Kitchener and then off to Dubai selling quantum medical devices to arabs and learning about a hoard of gold bars and other nonsense.  The host is incapable of reigning the dude in.  Just put in 3 minutes to here about the goals and move on.

[KSM]

In general I do. I did say that I had only started it.

I made it about a 30-40 minutes and then went out to walk at night. It is hard to follow - one second the goal guy is on a line with Lanny McDonald, then he is selling widgets in Kitchener and then off to Dubai selling quantum medical devices to arabs and learning about a hoard of gold bars and other nonsense.  The host is incapable of reigning the dude in.  Just put in 3 minutes to here about the goals and move on.

SOLD

I'll watch the entire thing tomorrow night! I am GIDDY!   Lee Gordon GIDDY!!

[Walks_At_Night]

SOLD

I'll watch the entire thing tomorrow night! I am GIDDY!   Lee Gordon GIDDY!!

Cool. Next question to ponder is the Big Jim versus Big John debate.  Big John had fixins.

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[PolkaDot]

Well here @PolkaDot, have a yellow turtle:
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Umm, Wow thanks WAN, that’s really....interesting....I appreciate it. 

[PolkaDot]

@Walks_At_Night   Dude. Do you actually watch the videos you post? I ask not because of the content within but for the length of some of these odd things you find.  I clicked PLAY (you sold it very well) only to realize that I was going to have to commit myself for over 2.5 hours. 

@PolkaDot  Your new AV is a brand new low.  Sucks really bad.

First of all, if you @KSM  EVER had something nice to say about my av then I might be worried about your current thoughts on the subject. How about trying: wow Dot! Great av! Or That’s a nice one. Or beautiful av, looks just like you!

Secondly (as always) fuck off, I like her.

[KSM]

First of all, if you @KSM  EVER had something nice to say about my av then I might be worried about your current thoughts on the subject. How about trying: wow Dot! Great av! Or That’s a nice one. Or beautiful av, looks just like you!

Secondly (as always) fuck off, I like her.

Sometimes words fail to translate over the cold computer screen. What was meant in humor seems to taken as meanness and that was certainly not my intention. I profusely apologize for this.

By now I know you to be an emotional female so I really should know better than to take such assumed humorous liberties so freely.  Please accept my apology @PolkaDot

[KSM]

Cool. Next question to ponder is the Big Jim versus Big John debate.  Big John had fixins.

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And I'll show you a can o' meaty farts. @Walks_At_Night Can't say I've ever seen that on the shelves.

I used to like Franco American canned mac and cheese. The noodles were long and solid - certainly not the conventional elbow pasta.
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[Walks_At_Night]

And I'll show you a can o' meaty farts. @Walks_At_Night Can't say I've ever seen that on the shelves.

I used to like Franco American canned mac and cheese. The noodles were long and solid - certainly not the conventional elbow pasta.
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It's a shame you missed out on Big John's. Good stuff. Franco-American was good stuff too. Ate more of it than I should have at one time.

[ItsOver]

Cool. Next question to ponder is the Big Jim versus Big John debate.  Big John had fixins.

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Big John’s beans were excellent.  Probably had enough sugar added to require insulin supplementation but great tasting, none the less.  Right up there with Manwich.  Served as a combo, probably fatal.

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[sean92008]

Big John’s beans were excellent.  Probably had enough sugar added to require insulin supplementation but great tasting, none the less.  Right up there with Manwich.  Served as a combo, probably fatal.

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That's the key!  In the old days, people would die before they got to Falkie-like proportions. Nowadays, in the nanny state, we keep these useless ones alive and pay their way through life.

[Walks_At_Night]

You find the weirdest shit. 

@PolkaDot  For what it is worth, mechanical anus replacements came up in the Dietrich thread tonight. Pictures, sound effects and everything. You may want to mosey on down there and check it out. 

[Walks_At_Night]

A couple of evenings ago I hit the wireless transponder on my water meter with the lawn mower.  Ripped that bitch off. This morning the city maintenance dudes were out and replaced it.
For about two glorious days I was footloose and fancy free.  Now I've been corralled and broken just like a nag.   

[Bart Ell]

There were just discussing this headline on sports radio

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I know who is getting excited.

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I am sure more than one think the condoms will prevent them from getting the swine flu.
By "more than one" I mean more than one person.
The pigs just wanna look pretty and fuck.