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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3930 on: June 18, 2021, 08:54:19 PM »
Dudes lizard's 23andMe report says it is Jewish and from the Levant.  Not as good as Hillbilly Jim's DNA test results but right up there.
https://twitter.com/realDaveReilly/status/1405748428492087302

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3931 on: June 18, 2021, 10:06:48 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 13, 2021, 05:26:35 PM
Behold! A 6 legged dog

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3932 on: June 20, 2021, 06:43:07 PM »
This was hyped but I don't hear nothing.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3933 on: June 21, 2021, 07:44:59 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 02, 2021, 06:23:41 PM
@PolkaDot  For what it is worth, mechanical anus replacements came up in the Dietrich thread tonight. Pictures, sound effects and everything. You may want to mosey on down there and check it out.  ;)
Oh darn! I'm late to the party. Soooo bummed I missed the mechanical anus @Walks_At_Night .  :o
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3934 on: June 21, 2021, 07:50:20 PM »
Quote from: KSM on June 02, 2021, 10:23:20 AM
Sometimes words fail to translate over the cold computer screen. What was meant in humor seems to taken as meanness and that was certainly not my intention. I profusely apologize for this.

By now I know you to be an amazing female so I really should know better than to make such an ass of myself so freely.  Please accept my apology @PolkaDot
@KSM  Apology not accepted
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3935 on: June 21, 2021, 08:21:36 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on June 21, 2021, 07:50:20 PM
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I was lying my fucking ass off! I ain't sorry fo' shit, girlfriend!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3936 on: June 21, 2021, 08:26:17 PM »
Quote from: KSM on June 21, 2021, 08:21:36 PM
I was lying my fucking ass off! I ain't sorry fo' shit, girlfriend!
Imagine my surprise.  ::) You're probably just hung over. You'll come around eventually. Or not. Don't care.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3937 on: June 21, 2021, 08:37:30 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on June 21, 2021, 08:26:17 PM
Imagine my surprise.  ::) You're probably just hung over. You'll come around eventually. Or not. Don't care.
Listen. You wanna know why I don't like your current av? BECAUSE THAT CHICK LOOKS LIKE THE SONGER FOR THE CURE!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3938 on: June 21, 2021, 08:52:39 PM »
What is going on down New Caledonia way?

https://strangesounds.org/2021/06/mysterious-spiral-sky-pacific-ocean-video-photo.html
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3939 on: June 23, 2021, 12:31:22 PM »
Man Learns His Son is Actually His Uncle Due to Grandfather's Affair

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As Simpson-Bey explains in the clip, his partner at the time had cheated on him with his grandfather—meaning that the son Simpson-Bey believed to be his own was actually his grandfather's.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3940 on: June 23, 2021, 12:58:36 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 21, 2021, 08:52:39 PM
What is going on down New Caledonia way?

https://strangesounds.org/2021/06/mysterious-spiral-sky-pacific-ocean-video-photo.html
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Tell Doc Ding Dong not to panic, the aliens haven’t arrived with more deadly viruses. ;)

“Jonathan McDowell, an American astronomer who lists all manoeuvres and orbital launches on the planet, has confirmed it was the second floor of a Chinese Long March 2 C rocket, which took off June 18 at 06 h25 UTC from Xichang launch center, with 4 satellites on board,” Association Calédonienne d’Astronomie posted on Facebook.


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3941 on: June 23, 2021, 03:48:25 PM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3942 on: June 23, 2021, 05:05:29 PM »
Quote from: Nucky Nolan on June 23, 2021, 03:48:25 PM
That raises a question. Does Jerry Springer still have a show?

That also raises the question if a lizard is his 2nd cousin...
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3943 on: June 25, 2021, 10:54:19 AM »
Quote from: Nucky Nolan on June 23, 2021, 03:48:25 PM
That raises a question. Does Jerry Springer still have a show?

Technically?

He's a TV judge now.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3944 on: June 25, 2021, 05:10:31 PM »
Quote from: KSM on June 21, 2021, 08:37:30 PM
Listen. You wanna know why I don't like your current av? BECAUSE THAT CHICK LOOKS LIKE THE SONGER FOR THE CURE!
Wow! Way to stab a girl where it hurts @KSM .  :'( The good news is Monica still looks amazing well into her 50s:
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While, Robert looks....welll puffy. Let's not dwell on that. We never loved him for his looks anyway.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.
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