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PolkaDot

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4200 on: August 17, 2021, 08:56:23 PM »
Spite Board really wants me to go on vacation to Dubai for some reason.  8)
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4201 on: August 18, 2021, 10:26:06 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on August 17, 2021, 08:56:23 PM
Spite Board really wants me to go on vacation to Dubai for some reason.  8)
I would take great offense to that. Spite board wants me to rent a houseboat for a week.  :)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4202 on: August 18, 2021, 11:39:45 AM »
Quote from: KSM on August 18, 2021, 10:26:06 AM
I would take great offense to that. Spite board wants me to rent a houseboat for a week.  :)

Spite board wants me to find my Asian soulmate.  hell yeah!  It also wanted me to join an inclusive community.   :-\

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4203 on: August 18, 2021, 01:16:07 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on August 18, 2021, 11:39:45 AM
Spite board wants me to find my Asian soulmate.  hell yeah!...

There should be plenty of Afghans available soon

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4204 on: August 18, 2021, 08:24:36 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on August 18, 2021, 11:39:45 AM
Spite board wants me to find my Asian soulmate.  hell yeah!  It also wanted me to join an inclusive community.   :-\
Quote from: PB on August 18, 2021, 01:16:07 PM
There should be plenty of Afghans available soon
He makes a good point @ShayP And no need to import ,they'll be right there, compliments of Joe. Everybody wins!  :-\ :'(

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4205 on: August 18, 2021, 08:27:31 PM »
Quote from: KSM on August 18, 2021, 08:24:36 PM
He makes a great point @ShayP And no need to import ,they'll be right there, compliments of Joe. Everybody wins!  :-\ :'(

And they're Asian, just like he wanted

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4206 on: August 18, 2021, 08:30:40 PM »
Quote from: PB on August 18, 2021, 08:27:31 PM
And they're Asian, just like he wanted
With sand in their hair. And sand in their vaginas.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4207 on: August 18, 2021, 08:47:16 PM »
Quote from: PB on August 18, 2021, 08:27:31 PM
And they're Asian, just like he wanted

I'll pimp them out.  I could make a killing here since my city is so welcoming.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4208 on: August 18, 2021, 08:48:50 PM »
Quote from: KSM on August 18, 2021, 08:30:40 PM
With sand in their hair. And sand in their vaginas.

The sand will remove the barnacles from my previously unused penis.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4209 on: August 18, 2021, 08:51:22 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on August 18, 2021, 08:48:50 PM
The sand will remove the barnacles from my previously unused penis.
Will also clog up your urethra  :o  Ouchers!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4210 on: August 18, 2021, 08:54:54 PM »
Anyway, you two fuck sticks...   ;D

(I say that with love)  ;)

I was thinking more of what the ad showed.  Similar to this:

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4211 on: August 18, 2021, 08:55:44 PM »
Quote from: KSM on August 18, 2021, 08:51:22 PM
Will also clog up your urethra  :o  Ouchers!

I piss like a race horse.  I'll clear it out no problem.   :D

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4212 on: August 18, 2021, 09:01:28 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on August 18, 2021, 08:55:44 PM
I piss like a race horse.  I'll clear it out no problem.   :D
You and your new bride.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4213 on: August 18, 2021, 09:04:14 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on August 18, 2021, 08:54:54 PM
Anyway, you two fuck sticks...   ;D

(I say that with love)  ;)

I was thinking more of what the ad showed...


Oh come on.  Be adventurous.


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4214 on: August 18, 2021, 09:10:29 PM »
LOL! @PB @KSM

I'd love to continue with this but it's after midnight and I need to go to bed.  My dreams will be filled with horses, beautiful Korean women, and impending invaders. #refugees.

Cheers!
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