Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Walks_At_Night]

Dude turned tail. He cut bait...........   


https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1447139183349440514

[KSM]

In a weird trade off of shit slinging with another member somewhere over this picture. The guy is legitimately useless tool. I actually want to beat the fucker up. Fuckin' annoying prick.  him not me

[KSM]

Dude turned tail. He cut bait...........   


https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1447139183349440514

That was great. Not sure why the fucker has to remove his shirt though.

[JUAN]

Everybody knows you fight better shirtless.

[Bart Ell]

Everybody knows you fight better shirtless.

Is that you, Randy Bobandy?

[ShayP]

That was great. Not sure why the fucker has to remove his shirt though.

LOL!  Me too, but I've seen that throughout my life.  I've seen fights break out where dudes not only would take off their shirts but would also take off their shoes, ask people to hold their wallets, watches, etc.  I found it funny.  My thinking was...while this guy is undressing just go and pound him to pulp.

That guy complaining is an asshole.  What are the male versions of "Karen's" called?.

[Walks_At_Night]

That was great. Not sure why the fucker has to remove his shirt though.

It was nice looking shirt. No need to get Ken's blood all over it. I agree it was pretty great.  Not as great as Savage Audit's encounter with the Muslim Brotherhood in San Francisco where he actually engaged.  Too bad he ended up getting knifed and rolled in the fray:

[GravitySucks]

LOL!  Me too, but I've seen that throughout my life.  I've seen fights break out where dudes not only would take off their shirts but would also take off their shoes, ask people to hold their wallets, watches, etc.  I found it funny.  My thinking was...while this guy is undressing just go and pound him to pulp.

That guy complaining is an asshole.  What are the male versions of "Karen's" called?.

Kevin

[Bart Ell]

Kevin

We just call them Americans.
They have become a bunch of whiny, soft as butter crybabies in the last few years.

[ShayP]

Kevin

I appreciate your recall sir. 

[ShayP]

We just call them Americans.
They have become a bunch of whiny, soft as butter crybabies in the last few years.

Tsk tsk.  You can't throw out a blanket statement like that.  Well, actually you can, and you did.  Meh...whatever.  This country is filled with a bunch of bitches.

[Bart Ell]

This country is filled with a bunch of bitches.

It is.
2 groups pointing their fingers at each other while the rest of us can see you are all equally being twatty crybabies.
Go bomb the shit out of a country so you can all pour into the streets and chant USA as one again.
Or just bomb Puerto Rico because you never wanted them as a territory anyway.
Get that mojo back!

[Walks_At_Night]

Or just bomb Puerto Rico because you never wanted them as a territory anyway.

Don't you want to expand a little bit too?  I mean St. Pierre and Miquelon are just sitting there.  Ripe for the plucking.  The Frenchies are all butt hurt already over that Aussie Sub deal - what is a little more at this point?

[Bart Ell]

Don't you want to expand a little bit too?  I mean St. Pierre and Miquelon are just sitting there.  Ripe for the plucking.  The Frenchies are all butt hurt already over that Aussie Sub deal - what is a little more at this point?

No thanks.
Needy island bitches always want trvial things like jars of peanut butter or AAA batteries flown over.
Grow your own peanut butter trees!

[Bart Ell]

My motivation for an attack on Puerto Rico may be very selfish and petty.
I am still a bitter bitch about that prick Bud Selig and his 22 games in Puerto Rico.
I also am responsible for creating the term "Poverty Reekhole" to describe the place in a song that played a few times and then was banned from sports radio. The lyrics were horrifficly insensitive!

22 games played in the reekhole
Locals with no money means noone will go.
Bud has a plan for 2004
He will charge them a tax for every run that they score

There, I feel unburdened!