My motivation for an attack on Puerto Rico may be very selfish and petty.
I am still a bitter bitch about that prick Bud Selig and his 22 games in Puerto Rico.
I also am responsible for creating the term "Poverty Reekhole" to describe the place in a song that played a few times and then was banned from sports radio. The lyrics were horrifficly insensitive!
22 games played in the reekhole
Locals with no money means noone will go.
Bud has a plan for 2004
He will charge them a tax for every run that they score
There, I feel unburdened!