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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4365 on: October 13, 2021, 10:44:10 PM »
Quote from: PB on October 13, 2021, 12:19:03 AM
Lawns are for suckers.  I don't even remember the last time I wore a hat.  Ok, unless a bike helmet counts.

Ask me if I'm surprised you don't wear hats but you do wear bike helmets
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4366 on: October 15, 2021, 03:53:23 AM »
People who cry about big pharma are usually on one or more pills themselves.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4367 on: October 15, 2021, 08:02:47 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on October 13, 2021, 10:44:10 PM
Ask me if I'm surprised you don't wear hats but you do wear bike helmets

Are you surprised?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4368 on: October 18, 2021, 01:28:13 PM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4369 on: October 18, 2021, 04:16:10 PM »
Wearing a helmet while bowling, a helmet that exactly matches the shape, size, & color of your bowling ball, might be funny.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4370 on: October 18, 2021, 04:26:31 PM »
Quote from: Camazotz Automat on October 18, 2021, 04:16:10 PM
Wearing a helmet while bowling, a helmet that exactly matches the shape, size, & color of your bowling ball, might be funny.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4371 on: October 18, 2021, 04:30:21 PM »
Quote from: ItsOver on October 18, 2021, 04:26:31 PM
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Heh.

Speaking of bowling, I only just now realized Shay's previous avatar is a perfect name for a bowling team.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4372 on: October 18, 2021, 04:38:16 PM »
Quote from: Camazotz Automat on October 18, 2021, 04:30:21 PM
Heh.

Speaking of bowling, I only just now realized Shay's previous avatar is a perfect name for a bowling team.

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I can see it.  Also, The Fighting Cenobites.  :D

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4373 on: October 18, 2021, 07:38:37 PM »
Quote from: ItsOver on October 18, 2021, 04:38:16 PM
I can see it.  Also, The Fighting Cenobites.  :D

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4374 on: October 18, 2021, 10:59:09 PM »
I just watched Peter Cushing kill Christopher Dracula Lee again.

Reduced him to a pile of gray Duraflame Log debris.

You would think I would tire of watching it after all these years.

The quivering latex hand collapsing...

The silmultaneous facial expressions of horror, curiosity, & revulsion, which pass across Cushing's demeanor as he watches the Transylvania cookie crumble.

I wish I had Dracula's ring. You see, it remained behind, surrounded by swirling dust . . .

I think it would fit me.

I am sure of it.

You may have the silver candlestick holders Petey used.

They make my throat itch.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4375 on: October 19, 2021, 09:11:16 AM »
I am so out of it. I don't even know what a "cis man" is or means.  ???  I'm kind of afraid to even look it up.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4376 on: October 19, 2021, 09:32:40 AM »
CIs is what perverts call normal people.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4377 on: October 19, 2021, 09:40:31 AM »
Quote from: juan on October 19, 2021, 09:32:40 AM
CIs is what perverts call normal people.

So a "cis man" is just a dude then? 

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4378 on: October 19, 2021, 09:52:15 AM »
A dude who likes women and does not chest feed.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4379 on: October 19, 2021, 09:56:03 AM »
Quote from: juan on October 19, 2021, 09:52:15 AM
A dude who likes women and does not chest feed.

Well that is rather anti-climatic.
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